North Korea's message to US: Choose your Christmas present

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @Chris-fj6pr
    @Chris-fj6pr 5 лет назад +8569

    That’s just animal cruelty, that horse is going to have severe back pains

  • @itiswhatitis1598
    @itiswhatitis1598 5 лет назад +510

    It’s sad how a bunch of innocent people are mixed in this.

    • @itiswhatitis1598
      @itiswhatitis1598 5 лет назад +40

      Alize Galindo Rodriguez I wish it could be settled in a boxing ring rather than nuking a whole country.

    • @meredithf.4036
      @meredithf.4036 5 лет назад +18

      MEEEE IM AN INNOCENT PERSON I DONT WANNA DIE WHAT THE HELL

    • @itiswhatitis1598
      @itiswhatitis1598 5 лет назад +4

      Meredith Fogle Welcome to Kim’s world.

    • @hayyyoooh916
      @hayyyoooh916 5 лет назад +5

      Meredith Fogle right I do not want to die😩

    • @nehptunes
      @nehptunes 5 лет назад +4

      Sata Mian I want this nuke to hit me, honestly I can’t wait.

  • @thecharger98
    @thecharger98 5 лет назад +1368

    It's never safe to be caught between two narcissists.

    • @pritipatel2886
      @pritipatel2886 5 лет назад +7

      charger 98 🤣

    • @mexican_wbc9946
      @mexican_wbc9946 5 лет назад +3

      Priti Patel laws of power or....

    • @adamfirst3772
      @adamfirst3772 5 лет назад +16

      Trump's condition is so severe.. . it effects his followers and supporters too...
      Kim's lemmings know that they are just poor peasants..

    • @jasonredepenning
      @jasonredepenning 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah thank god Hillary lost

    • @jasonredepenning
      @jasonredepenning 5 лет назад +12

      @@adamfirst3772 I'm guessing your always eating the cookie in your circle.

  • @whalefilms8755
    @whalefilms8755 5 лет назад +1736

    The horse is probably a pancake now.

    • @tainted.unsainted
      @tainted.unsainted 5 лет назад +22

      OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @honeynutcheerios1297
      @honeynutcheerios1297 5 лет назад +9

      LOLOLOL

    • @julieloves_arts
      @julieloves_arts 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 5 лет назад +7

      A presidential pancake no less. Actually he probably had it fried up with a few eggs and bacon.

    • @scout-iu9uc
      @scout-iu9uc 5 лет назад +3

      You know you should be thanking him instead of brutally cookin his ass. He could’ve killed you (us) if he wanted to.

  • @BorisG491
    @BorisG491 5 лет назад +1369

    Poor horse.

  • @1oveforv
    @1oveforv 5 лет назад +3959

    The sad part is most Americans that actually care can’t make a change.

    • @iiafterimageii5610
      @iiafterimageii5610 5 лет назад +67

      Facts. I care ):

    • @powerstroke304
      @powerstroke304 5 лет назад +37

      @Fuck You what do we do though

    • @traumatizedcookiez3376
      @traumatizedcookiez3376 5 лет назад +151

      I’m only a kid, I care. I really, really do not want to die

    • @iiafterimageii5610
      @iiafterimageii5610 5 лет назад +77

      @Fuck You I care, I wanna get involved in politics but really it's not like I could change shit
      The whole system is backed up with corruption and loop holes for this and that
      But one thing I do is go around spreading art with messages about all this shit in it. Maybe people will see it and think about it
      That's better than nothing

    • @iiafterimageii5610
      @iiafterimageii5610 5 лет назад +32

      @Fuck You I disagree. Art is what reminds people they are free in their mind
      Music and art carries the human spirit through all times
      Politics and society also go hand in hand
      Any collection of human beings living together in a geographical location will form a society of sorts with rules and jobs and heigharchy.
      Society and culture are both an inevitable evil and a system of interaction - that can be good.
      Anything has flaws, the answer isn't anarchy and giving up on society
      The answer is to spread your muse through society and become an active member of your community for the change you want.
      It all starts somewhere
      Too many people think they can't do anything so nothing changes.
      You might not be able to change the world but you can change yourself and change others minds
      You can get the ball rolling in any direction if you try

  • @brucecain7056
    @brucecain7056 5 лет назад +2854

    Whatever he’s sending us, there better be a return policy and receipt

    • @camewita-_-ar-1592
      @camewita-_-ar-1592 5 лет назад +63

      There will be

    • @Gamingforever-ro5ws
      @Gamingforever-ro5ws 5 лет назад +15

      Yea the receipt is a nuke

    • @kcggaming5138
      @kcggaming5138 5 лет назад +39

      They can’t nuke us there is an interceptor made specifically for North Korea which is at us bases all over the west coasts they’re not nuking shit

    • @greenbrown6384
      @greenbrown6384 5 лет назад +1

      Bruce Cain lol

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 5 лет назад +24

      @@kcggaming5138
      you really can't be 100% sure I mean if North Korea sent a nuke there is 5% chance it hits provided that US after the hit could wipe North Korea but why would anyone take their chances , peace is the answer

  • @yorusuyasoul69420
    @yorusuyasoul69420 5 лет назад +283

    My favorite K-pop artist

    • @royzevisionneur2045
      @royzevisionneur2045 5 лет назад +2

      Tzuyu aint shit

    • @metahpwhore6063
      @metahpwhore6063 5 лет назад +5

      Charles Zevisionneur does saying that get you anywhere just laugh at his comment and stop hating on other ppl

    • @royzevisionneur2045
      @royzevisionneur2045 5 лет назад +6

      @@metahpwhore6063 2 steps to be a good singer in Korea:
      Step 1: be pretty
      Step 2: be pretty

    • @syni8225
      @syni8225 5 лет назад +5

      @@royzevisionneur2045 step 3: get plastic surgery

    • @dislikebot1526
      @dislikebot1526 5 лет назад +3

      @@syni8225 smh y'all forgetting the makeup

  • @goobus7486
    @goobus7486 5 лет назад +643

    Nobody asked for nukes on their Christmas list

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 5 лет назад +19

      (Every "edgy" gacha life youtuber disagrees.)

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 5 лет назад +1

      YeeZus exactly, I know I didn’t !

    • @pheomillion9171
      @pheomillion9171 5 лет назад +10

      Haha I’m actually worried about this cause I want a happy life-

    • @dajion6
      @dajion6 5 лет назад +6

      I would like a few nukes for Christmas...

    • @pheomillion9171
      @pheomillion9171 5 лет назад +3

      seandon20 bro that’s not funny if your for real please seek help

  • @allen-castle
    @allen-castle 5 лет назад +26111

    Can't I just enjoy Christmas without worrying about being nuked

    • @wellingtonrodrigues7654
      @wellingtonrodrigues7654 5 лет назад +1122

      That's why commies need to be removed from this world

    • @fraucscrimpy2566
      @fraucscrimpy2566 5 лет назад +110

      Exactley

    • @ninahighh2000
      @ninahighh2000 5 лет назад +80

      Samuel T exactly😂

    • @ninahighh2000
      @ninahighh2000 5 лет назад +140

      Wellington Rodrigues but people act like communist should rule the world and that democracy should be rid

    • @blitz3572
      @blitz3572 5 лет назад +69

      Yah true some one needs to just hit man kim

  • @NoBrakes219
    @NoBrakes219 5 лет назад +2293

    Gotta admit, that horse sticking his tongue out is adorable.

    • @EarthWasHere
      @EarthWasHere 5 лет назад +58

      White Midas i dont think you understand the catch. The horse white horse means death. This man is up to something.

    • @NoBrakes219
      @NoBrakes219 5 лет назад +12

      Rice Farmer please don’t insult my intelligence, i understand all these men are just another form of boule

    • @TycenYT
      @TycenYT 5 лет назад +4

      They prob killed it

    • @NoBrakes219
      @NoBrakes219 5 лет назад +3

      Rashid khan not sure if thats undeniable proof or not but i do agree kim is just for show. All these world leaders have their strings pulled in the shadows

    • @elliottblair31
      @elliottblair31 5 лет назад +2

      Rice Farmer he couldn’t have just wanted to ride a white horse that day?

  • @bobbymcbobbysin2075
    @bobbymcbobbysin2075 5 лет назад +576

    Kim Is the real krampus

    • @early5326
      @early5326 5 лет назад +7

      Shut it weeb.

    • @thelt1506
      @thelt1506 5 лет назад +10

      @@early5326 Nah he right though, anyways My Hero Academia is a great anime so what if were weebs eh?

    • @thewhitecat6743
      @thewhitecat6743 5 лет назад +2

      If krampus was obsess

    • @plaflo
      @plaflo 5 лет назад +2

      @@thelt1506 himiko toga is bae

    • @early5326
      @early5326 5 лет назад

      @@thelt1506 the TGB guy is exactly why, and you guys are all annoying asking questions like that. And no, he isn't wrong because North Korea is a non authoritarian government. Everyone loves him and he provides for his country, it is a win win situation for the citizens and the dictator.

  • @trenGhost_
    @trenGhost_ 5 лет назад +721

    If North Korea does anything wrong for this US Christmas gift then I'm afraid they will awaken a sleeping giant

    • @kyleSD70MAC
      @kyleSD70MAC 5 лет назад +23

      And fill him with a terrible resolve.

    • @Slygolem1
      @Slygolem1 5 лет назад +24

      If he does I hope it’s after my Christmas leave

    • @Kgio-2112
      @Kgio-2112 5 лет назад

      Why aren't sleeping mi amigo

    • @trenGhost_
      @trenGhost_ 5 лет назад +29

      It’s a famous quote from a Japanese general during WW2 and the battle of Pearl Harbor. If you watch documentaries or movies of our history then you would know mi amigo.

    • @cringeworthycontent7513
      @cringeworthycontent7513 5 лет назад

      @Baedolf that just made me laugh

  • @botcheribow
    @botcheribow 5 лет назад +370

    Y’all need to chill bruh
    I’m barely getting my shit together

    • @botcheribow
      @botcheribow 5 лет назад +2

      Shawn mendrek it was a joke bruh

    • @botcheribow
      @botcheribow 5 лет назад

      Shawn mendrek beanos.

    • @imaperson5118
      @imaperson5118 5 лет назад +1

      probably also gonna hurt a lot of western canada too. Although i’m not too worried stay safe U.S

    • @stormie1015
      @stormie1015 5 лет назад

      Right tho

    • @marissaburke9230
      @marissaburke9230 5 лет назад

      Shawn mendrek He is a joke “We are the most powerful military force in the history of man we stick are noses in because what we do there matters here” -General Shepard 2009

  • @comediccenter7233
    @comediccenter7233 5 лет назад +5225

    Kim Jong Un is just really bad at secret santa

  • @primevfx-r8r
    @primevfx-r8r 5 лет назад +493

    Who else is alive after Christmas

  • @bluevictory1010
    @bluevictory1010 5 лет назад +684

    I feel sorry for the poor horse having to carry that tub of lard on its back.

    • @Evantheplaneguy
      @Evantheplaneguy 5 лет назад +13

      LMAO. IM FUCKING DYING

    • @thereforeayam
      @thereforeayam 5 лет назад +2

      It wants to sway public opinion

    • @jamesbombss5777
      @jamesbombss5777 5 лет назад +5

      Epoh Ecnatsnoc lol shut up it ain’t that bad

    • @coffeewithcarline9171
      @coffeewithcarline9171 5 лет назад +1

      Blue Victory right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kofelee2358
      @kofelee2358 5 лет назад

      I feel sorry for the anmails in the states.ther gonna hafe to breath 🔥 with the people.when they all get flamed.

  • @brooksfleming5016
    @brooksfleming5016 5 лет назад +1627

    It's a white horse. Which symbolizes death. We need to watch this dude.

    • @themagnificentcaptianwootw9141
      @themagnificentcaptianwootw9141 5 лет назад +86

      Exactly

    • @gin8505
      @gin8505 5 лет назад +200

      I’ve heard this about North Korea forever lol they ain’t gonna do shit

    • @jus.tizz_1601
      @jus.tizz_1601 5 лет назад +15

      @Joey so nothin will happen

    • @lancey8366
      @lancey8366 5 лет назад +164

      Joey you think US thought japan would bomb Pearl Harbor? And do you think Japan thought US would drop two nukes on them? Obviously not or they wouldn’t have attacked Pearl Harbor

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 5 лет назад +27

      @Joey ur an expert right

  • @donborders6499
    @donborders6499 5 лет назад +617

    That horse is strong but I'm still surprised it can carry him

    • @memetos9375
      @memetos9375 5 лет назад +4

      Plagiarism

    • @espoirr9280
      @espoirr9280 5 лет назад

      This comment has nothing related to the video.

    • @venomousdc_0142
      @venomousdc_0142 5 лет назад +3

      Yh all that amount of BS on him must be heavy for the horse to carry

    • @rileysanville1187
      @rileysanville1187 5 лет назад +6

      The horse knows it’ll be killed if it can’t 😂

    • @donborders6499
      @donborders6499 5 лет назад

      @waffeltek the horse has passed the vibe check with flying colors

  • @415-t1k
    @415-t1k 5 лет назад +308

    I swear if Kim finds out about these comments *he will* launch a nuke

    • @psychedelicc7452
      @psychedelicc7452 5 лет назад +21

      Do they even have phone's they don't even have McDonald's but he's still fat

    • @22mx82
      @22mx82 5 лет назад +6

      They blocked all internet and technology there..so

    • @UpcomingJedi
      @UpcomingJedi 5 лет назад +6

      He wont. N. Korea does not even KNOW the internet was invented yet. Im surprised those people dont live in caves like they do in Pakistan being that they are so far behind in current events.

    • @Ahmad-ju6pf
      @Ahmad-ju6pf 5 лет назад +3

      Garras Porgratix for a fact pakistan is no way behind the world yes poverty rates are high but the rich people of pakistan would probably be making 7 times the amount of money you mkae

    • @Ahmad-ju6pf
      @Ahmad-ju6pf 5 лет назад +2

      Garras Porgratix no one fucking lives in caves too either

  • @lordmorgath8527
    @lordmorgath8527 5 лет назад +4567

    That horse eats better than 90% of the north korean people

  • @Pixeleyes00
    @Pixeleyes00 5 лет назад +708

    The Christmas gift I want is for you to feed your people and leave us the hell out of it.

    • @Forever-411
      @Forever-411 5 лет назад +17

      It would be a great Christmas gift to have Seal Team 6 storm whatever compound he's in. And to have the U.S. Navy on standby carrying additional troops. And the Airforce dropping an Airborne Infantry and MARSOC throughout the objective region. But thats too good to be true.

    • @xionmastu4548
      @xionmastu4548 5 лет назад +1

      And that's on period

    • @4rtifial
      @4rtifial 5 лет назад +1

      Preach.

    • @Cund
      @Cund 5 лет назад +8

      @@Forever-411 Call of duty:WWIII

    • @Forever-411
      @Forever-411 5 лет назад +2

      @@Cund Call of last duty, end of all World Wars.

  • @mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480
    @mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480 5 лет назад +1152

    CNN: Christmas is in 3 days
    Also CNN: you will probably die in 3 days.
    Me:(gets paranoid)

  • @cerealkiller5599
    @cerealkiller5599 5 лет назад +296

    "Our leader is really the person heavens sent to us"
    *Press X to Doubt*

  • @apsits
    @apsits 5 лет назад +297

    Horse riding must be fake. I can't imagine a way how Kim can get on the horse.

  • @tipsygrandpa914
    @tipsygrandpa914 5 лет назад +525

    Dropping Kim Jong Un from a plane would prove to be a cheaper and more devastating weapon.

  • @QcumberArt
    @QcumberArt 5 лет назад +3551

    What if the present isn’t a nuke and he just gives trump like a watch or something

    • @RosemarySoler
      @RosemarySoler 5 лет назад +22

      😂😂😂

    • @propanex192
      @propanex192 5 лет назад +53

      It better be a Rolex GMT Master II. LOL

    • @AAron-nf3oc
      @AAron-nf3oc 5 лет назад +26

      That’s better than a nuke

    • @jordantaylor8549
      @jordantaylor8549 5 лет назад +36

      Then we truly live in a meme

    • @robertsmalls2293
      @robertsmalls2293 5 лет назад +32

      “Kim gave me a watch for Christmas, and therefore I am lifting all sanctions against North Korea, let this mark the beginning of a new era of peace.” -President Trump 2019
      I mean seriously how long can North Korea keep up this charade until they’re forced to negotiate peace.

  • @Kaiyats
    @Kaiyats 5 лет назад +538

    Poor horse looks like his feet were gonna give in

    • @adanvera4395
      @adanvera4395 5 лет назад +4

      Hahaha yeah haha.

    • @victory112
      @victory112 5 лет назад +3

      @@asahmosskmf4639 his father got lots of attempted assassinations, that's why his security is *TIGHT*

    • @Whoflungpouu
      @Whoflungpouu 5 лет назад +2

      That horse probably went back to the stable made a rope out of hay climbed up on the roof tied it around it's neck and jumped off

    • @demarcushale7572
      @demarcushale7572 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 4 года назад

      It better not! Kim would immediately have it shot. ;)

  • @lochnessamonster1912
    @lochnessamonster1912 5 лет назад +406

    “I like him, he likes me.”
    Oh. Well, that eases everyone’s mind. Thank you for the wisdom, oh chosen one.

    • @samadrid6321
      @samadrid6321 5 лет назад +7

      Fucks like you want war.

    • @amelialouisa8541
      @amelialouisa8541 5 лет назад +26

      @@samadrid6321 you think Trump saying that will stop North Korea? Hahahaha!

    • @samadrid6321
      @samadrid6321 5 лет назад +9

      Are you ready to pick up a rifle and get your snowflake ass sent to North Korea? Do you know what happened at the Chosin Reservoir in 1950? Negotiation will be the best option as China will get involved once again in any ground combat possibly even Russia this time.

    • @unlikelysuspect5491
      @unlikelysuspect5491 5 лет назад +21

      You ass hats talk of war but know nothing of battle, of hot guts suranwraped to keep them from drying out, of broken bones from shrapnel, or the white hot panic you feel when you relize you didn't even know youd been shot. You glorify a wannabe dictator wile he glorifys real ones, you pretend like we whant to start a battle but eaven now you foam at the mouth at the prospect of killing your own in a civil war for a red hat and a slogan. You should be disgusted with your selfs, to think my friends died for you brings tears to my eyes.

    • @captainprice9534
      @captainprice9534 5 лет назад +5

      @Unlikely Suspect
      I am very sorry for what you have seen and for the pain you have felt. Thank you for all you have done for this Country.

  • @illbomber1185
    @illbomber1185 5 лет назад +148

    The United States has better things to do for Christmas.

  • @Fig_Newton
    @Fig_Newton 5 лет назад +591

    "Kim Jong Un was sent by God" where have I heard that before.

    • @Fig_Newton
      @Fig_Newton 5 лет назад +27

      Unknown The Artist ??????

    • @beobe99
      @beobe99 5 лет назад +36

      Many Trump supporters think Trump was sent by God.

    • @roytsusui1761
      @roytsusui1761 5 лет назад +8

      He's a psychotic manipulator like his ancestors! NUKE NORTH KOREA NOW.

    • @jefferychamberlain9808
      @jefferychamberlain9808 5 лет назад +7

      my god is orange with a rug on his fat head and his belly hanging over his trousers

    • @tannerjoseph3108
      @tannerjoseph3108 5 лет назад

      beobe99 and same with Obama lol

  • @reginaacosta9028
    @reginaacosta9028 4 года назад +40

    A Christmas Gift? Now we know CORONA VIRUS.

    • @simbadshabaz4943
      @simbadshabaz4943 4 года назад +3

      Regina Acosta I know because it has actually been here since right around Christmas

    • @Isthatchin
      @Isthatchin 4 года назад +1

      Doesn’t this add up after that tweet we got corona then now killer wasps this isn’t natural this is planned out

  • @hihowareyou0000
    @hihowareyou0000 5 лет назад +494

    GOD HELP US ALL❤✌🌍

    • @kimjong-un6123
      @kimjong-un6123 5 лет назад +41

      Don't worry, you'll be alright.

    • @darrenlawson4909
      @darrenlawson4909 5 лет назад +1

      GOD SAVE THE WANNABE KING!

    • @Khaled-eo9mr
      @Khaled-eo9mr 5 лет назад +13

      Kim Jong-Un please don’t nuke the hood , we never had a problem with you

    • @eliza57947
      @eliza57947 5 лет назад +2

      Kim Jong-Un goodnight you’re the Antichrist

    • @tristanhonkbean3409
      @tristanhonkbean3409 5 лет назад

      @@kimjong-un6123 Thank You Pappa

  • @Jonathan-pekify
    @Jonathan-pekify 5 лет назад +1113

    Why can they just sword fight? Like bruh thanks for the likes I pray for the u.s every day

    • @davidbarossanu4573
      @davidbarossanu4573 5 лет назад +40

      Bruh u for rl ... they both fat as fuck .

    • @fuddyduddie1205
      @fuddyduddie1205 5 лет назад +16

      Jonathan Zenon ooh id pay too see that frfr. Some old school Mano e Mano. Before the gun was invented real men were in power. Only the strong could rule. Now any fat kid or celeb can blow up the planet on a day due to a temper tantrum. Not cool.

    • @ThousandForces
      @ThousandForces 5 лет назад +10

      Fat ass v. fat ass

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 лет назад +3

      @@davidbarossanu4573 kim Jong un-" I'm fat as fuck boy"

    • @drewdyer1984
      @drewdyer1984 5 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Zenon that would be EPIC

  • @ruebannjacobs7361
    @ruebannjacobs7361 5 лет назад +424

    The rocket still looks like a colored pencil.

    • @Jside68
      @Jside68 5 лет назад +10

      As long as it has a pointy tip

    • @dewmontain123
      @dewmontain123 5 лет назад

      hexegonal tip or im over all this nuke shit

  • @robinberjer5489
    @robinberjer5489 4 года назад +70

    Doesn’t ANYONE find it suspicious that the Corona Virus broke out some time after this announcement was made? Anyone? Because this should be more controversial.

    • @robinberjer5489
      @robinberjer5489 4 года назад +5

      sCreaminOut SupremaCy Goddamn, it sounds very logical too.

    • @spidazumi
      @spidazumi 4 года назад +1

      Detective check 🕵️‍♀️ 🕵️‍♂️

    • @ayyonice9258
      @ayyonice9258 4 года назад +2

      Robin Berjer I like the speculation, but even if truth came out and NK did in fact produce covid 19, wtf are you gonna do about it? 😂 serious question, what’re you gonna do? Yell racial slurs to Koreans? Gonna go kill Kim? Let’s just sit our ordinary citizen asses down and let the clock work. If you die you die lol 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @memyself1176
      @memyself1176 4 года назад

      Merry Christmas

    • @annahahnsuccubae5525
      @annahahnsuccubae5525 4 года назад +2

      That is why I came here!!!! yes.

  • @LolLol-qu1kk
    @LolLol-qu1kk 5 лет назад +259

    Why do a few stupid people who make stupid decisions have to affect the rest of us millions of people

    • @froggod7741
      @froggod7741 5 лет назад +11

      @@shiftyguggs2415 damn alright imma just move to England *all the way from the U.S.* it won't be that expensive.

    • @belikebrett
      @belikebrett 5 лет назад +1

      @@froggod7741 If you like Middle Easterns. Massive immigration there ruining the country. I would go to somewhere like Italy if I were you lol.

    • @belikebrett
      @belikebrett 5 лет назад +3

      Lol what decisions would you make?

    • @N75911_
      @N75911_ 5 лет назад

      @John Too
      You're getting warmer. But have yet to see the true culprits.

    • @voracity8994
      @voracity8994 5 лет назад

      Uhh thats democracy 🤣 at least we can disagree with these forms of government to get reformation

  • @chrisgriffin8472
    @chrisgriffin8472 5 лет назад +414

    He's gambling with others lives.

    • @TAZ0300
      @TAZ0300 5 лет назад +12

      Chris Griffin
      Yeah his peoples lives, but he doesn’t give a shit. And rumor has it he has another movie coming out Happy Feet part 4 😄🤣

    • @lm2193
      @lm2193 5 лет назад +24

      Trump thought he could play Kim like a clown with all his fake promises. Prepare for Xmas present.

    • @FirstName-nx6tr
      @FirstName-nx6tr 5 лет назад +11

      US dont gamble, they just go and do it. Since WWII USA has murdered over 42 million people.

    • @unclechinsyou8555
      @unclechinsyou8555 5 лет назад +18

      "Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It". Remember, Germany in pre-World War II era, was imposed upon with numerous and heavy war reparations, tariffs and sanctions by Western Colonial Powers for over a quarter century; eventually when that nation sank into mega depression, which made way for World War II, as Germany struck back. Similar scenario ran in Japan, when that nation too was bullied by maritime sanction; essentially blocking the whole island through naval blockage by Anglo empire naval ships for so long until Japan ran out of (imported) oil, and struck back at Pearl Harbor naval base whose naval ships participated in this year-long sanction. And sure enough that same thing, similar scenario repeating in N. Korea as the people of that country has suffered long enough, well over a quarter century of never ending sanction by the West, resulting over a million innocent North Koreans already perished due to starvation and famine. Besides, North Korea is targeted by U.S.A & the West, all because that country possess the second largest deposits of 'Rare Earth Metals' in the world. They are found largely in places like China and North Korea. Remember 20 years ago, it was Iraq, and Saddam, and WMD (weapon of mass destruction). The real motive was Oil. Today, it is North Korea, and Kim, and nuclear weapon. The real motive is Rare Earth Minerals. It's all come down to the West's dependency on China's Rare Earth Minerals. Just another same old lame old Capitalist Imperialist trick. Google "most harmonious nation" for honest truth. blog.chinadaily.com.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=785423

    • @newyorkerjoe123
      @newyorkerjoe123 5 лет назад +10

      @@unclechinsyou8555 Isn't that heartbreaking to learn "Due to a quarter century of never ending sanction by the Western bullies, which caused over a million innocent North Koreans perished due to starvation and famine. By the way, site you mentioned, blog.chinadaily.com.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=785423 is quite informative as well. Thank you.

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 5 лет назад +477

    NK: choose your christmas present.
    US: i must consult with the elder gods.

    • @0wolabi97
      @0wolabi97 5 лет назад +15

      I'm fucking weak. 😂

    • @potatomatop9326
      @potatomatop9326 5 лет назад +16

      @xVicious Knightx ok boomer

    • @sh4rkstooth340
      @sh4rkstooth340 5 лет назад +7

      Does NK want Nuke 1 or Nuke 2 but with extra sprinkles

    • @Nop913
      @Nop913 5 лет назад

      Hehehe..

    • @twzxaa
      @twzxaa 5 лет назад +6

      U mean consult with PUTIN? Right?

  • @PillowCharms
    @PillowCharms 5 лет назад +237

    The only guy whom if you kill in front of everyone you will not be charged

    • @kcirred1029
      @kcirred1029 5 лет назад

      MD Saeed oh?

    • @psychedelicc7452
      @psychedelicc7452 5 лет назад +3

      Yea you will

    • @username9885
      @username9885 5 лет назад +7

      MD Saeed if you don't live in north korea that is-

    • @ezmoney218
      @ezmoney218 5 лет назад +1

      You are totally wrong. They lunch missile on close country

    • @tsinlao750
      @tsinlao750 5 лет назад +8

      You would get charged, but no one would be upset about it.

  • @ianm3262
    @ianm3262 5 лет назад +211

    North Korea : We got nuclear weapons
    Area 51 : *Let me introduce myself*

  • @spencerfrankclayton4348
    @spencerfrankclayton4348 5 лет назад +795

    The horse is very pretty. Too bad he can't have a better rider.

    • @Farhan917
      @Farhan917 5 лет назад +25

      That horse will say otherwise since he or she gets better care than North Koreans.

    • @sardineimage7919
      @sardineimage7919 5 лет назад +11

      the horse legs are weak from his weight

    • @MrLetogirl1202
      @MrLetogirl1202 5 лет назад +12

      I bet the horse eats better then anyone of his people!

    • @joe972
      @joe972 5 лет назад +2

      T Girl anyone not in the oligarch circle of peyongyang

    • @TbUks-zt9zo
      @TbUks-zt9zo 5 лет назад

      Something is gonna happen they ain’t just saying this for nothing

  • @svcrzt
    @svcrzt 5 лет назад +1738

    All i feel bad for is that horse

    • @delicioustaco236
      @delicioustaco236 5 лет назад +25

      Horses are lucky for having strong backs

    • @leetaeminshairdye
      @leetaeminshairdye 5 лет назад +15

      That horse shouldn't have had to carry that, that's an insult to the equestrian.

    • @delicioustaco236
      @delicioustaco236 5 лет назад +1

      c r y s t a l_p o t i o n s haha thank you for your comment and merry early Christmas

    • @DawntheFawn
      @DawntheFawn 5 лет назад

      He's to heavy for that horse

    • @jung9399
      @jung9399 5 лет назад +2

      Haha it’s funny because he’s fat

  • @jaydenn4608
    @jaydenn4608 5 лет назад +25

    Grinch that stole Christmas:
    Kim : I’m boutta end this mans whole career

  • @deem0n__
    @deem0n__ 5 лет назад +946

    *Someday my grandkids are gonna ask, hey grandpa what do you want for Christmas? And the Nuke sirens are gonna ring through my ears*

    • @itzmystic2793
      @itzmystic2793 5 лет назад +9

      ҲҳƉƐⱮƠŊ ƖƠཞƉҳҲ highschool dxd pfp and BRUH FR

    • @itzmystic2793
      @itzmystic2793 5 лет назад +1

      -_- I'm bored bro maybe a lil xD

    • @pyrl8772
      @pyrl8772 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @antoniowombdiska3073
      @antoniowombdiska3073 5 лет назад +6

      Grandpa what do you want for Christmas ??? *flash backs of siren alarms going off and people screaming and running around in panick*

    • @Uchihasuhhdude
      @Uchihasuhhdude 5 лет назад +1

      I felt this😔

  • @chilleddigger8846
    @chilleddigger8846 5 лет назад +976

    He should dress up as Santa Claus and shoot us presents.

  • @tizonaomega5454
    @tizonaomega5454 5 лет назад +331

    To be honest... If he did get us a "gift". He probably won't like the gift we send back.

    • @grogu411
      @grogu411 5 лет назад +69

      calm down Kim jong-un isn’t anywhere near skilled enough to get a 25 kilstreak.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 5 лет назад +1

      “We”?

    • @ValBoon997
      @ValBoon997 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine if he treated the Germany of 1936 NK will be wiped out from the Google map now.. Of course they're communist which AH's greatest political enemy

    • @norahdowney6397
      @norahdowney6397 5 лет назад +1

      Tizona Omega facts

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 5 лет назад +1

      JDogg 1 the reference is uncanny

  • @ScreaMinGuaC
    @ScreaMinGuaC 4 года назад +39

    Coronavirus started in December is that the gift?🤭😨

    • @NanaTuesday
      @NanaTuesday 4 года назад +2

      I agree coronavirus is our Christmas gift!! Where is Kim Jon Ugh?

  • @josieriveran5156
    @josieriveran5156 5 лет назад +1228

    Imagine, he flies to the u.s and to then goes to the white house to give the present. Then he gets on one knee and confesses his suppressed love to trump. And they both go back to north Korea, and ride white horses happily ever after

  • @LetsPlayArcanium
    @LetsPlayArcanium 5 лет назад +259

    Why can’t they leave us out of this? Just let them fight each other. none of us ever asked for this and we just want to live our lives man

    • @zucced2087
      @zucced2087 5 лет назад +7

      The US got themselves involved, what do you mean 'leave us out of this'?

    • @alexwashington2931
      @alexwashington2931 5 лет назад +25

      Luka Jović we are talking about the innocent people who have absolutely nothing to do with this

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 5 лет назад +8

      n s I’m talking about the innocent people the citizens, residents, children, no need to call me dumb

    • @LetsPlayArcanium
      @LetsPlayArcanium 5 лет назад

      Alex Washington yes exactly thank you

    • @mryup6100
      @mryup6100 5 лет назад +14

      Don't worry, nothing will happen, trust me. God will not allow this world to be destroyed by humans.

  • @xanderhimar4143
    @xanderhimar4143 5 лет назад +199

    Sad everyone is just making jokes out of jokes when this can be true or not its playing with our nation's life.

    • @Zanew2000
      @Zanew2000 5 лет назад +7

      Xander Himar yeah this video is actually scary

    • @Usermandingo
      @Usermandingo 5 лет назад +12

      Lmao against North Korea ? Please. They can barely fire a missle to Japan much less come within a mile of the U.S. territory😂

    • @Usermandingo
      @Usermandingo 5 лет назад +13

      It’s China we have to worry about not pissing off

    • @tobysowner9651
      @tobysowner9651 5 лет назад +5

      Xander Himar what are we supposed to do get mad ? We can’t do anything about it so why not make jokes

    • @tizonaomega5454
      @tizonaomega5454 5 лет назад +3

      It's better than giving him the reaction he wants... Fear. North Korea would be bringing hell and brimstone to their country if they did attack us.

  • @lbk.vin444
    @lbk.vin444 5 лет назад +107

    Ok so merry Christmas guys let’s just hope tomorrow doesn’t turn into fallout

    • @thewhitecat6743
      @thewhitecat6743 5 лет назад +6

      I'll be impressed if the missile gets as far as Guam

    • @anthonyabid7047
      @anthonyabid7047 5 лет назад +1

      @@thewhitecat6743 Sad for us that live in Guam we are tired of missile threats already

    • @thewhitecat6743
      @thewhitecat6743 5 лет назад

      I said if

    • @anthonyabid7047
      @anthonyabid7047 5 лет назад

      @@thewhitecat6743 And I know you did I was just saying

    • @thewhitecat6743
      @thewhitecat6743 5 лет назад

      Oh ok sorry marry Christmas

  • @HauntFreak13
    @HauntFreak13 5 лет назад +287

    His horse looks like it came out of a gay leather bar.

    • @MollyMcBooter
      @MollyMcBooter 5 лет назад

      TheMonsterGroovy i just sprayed a little snot on accident laughing at that.

    • @Xxd_unit_007xX
      @Xxd_unit_007xX 5 лет назад

      how dare you talk about trumps friend that way.....

    • @HauntFreak13
      @HauntFreak13 5 лет назад

      G Mercer
      Lol I’m actually gay but thanks for assuming.
      Must be hard talking with your foot in your mouth. Lol love how you edited your comment to remove the part where you said I’m a homophobe.

  • @hal4828
    @hal4828 5 лет назад +477

    This sounds like some stupid game "choose which gift" dude these are people's lives!!! This is our world. Such selfish leaders pft

    • @OfficialCineGameVerdicts
      @OfficialCineGameVerdicts 5 лет назад +65

      These leaders have never cared about innocent lives, all that matters to them is more power, war and land etc

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf 5 лет назад +27

      If the world was going to come to an end from a man made war, they wouldn't announce it and it'd be from someone with a thousand times more actual power or any real wealth compared to Kim. Calm down. It's a lazy hype piece.

    • @jacen884
      @jacen884 5 лет назад +3

      Well this is Kim jon un we are talking about

    • @johny4270
      @johny4270 5 лет назад +18

      They should settle with 1v1 fist fight

    • @Shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 5 лет назад

      Welcome to North Korea miss Hansen.

  • @anenemystand5582
    @anenemystand5582 5 лет назад +303

    I see heaven sent the diabieties along with him.

    • @spencerweeks3980
      @spencerweeks3980 5 лет назад +5

      lol i fell bad for horse a dam camel coudent get his ass up that moutine even if u stuck wide load sign on it with flashing lights and two trucks ahead warnign traffic he coming

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 5 лет назад

      @@spencerweeks3980 good lord

    • @BingBingBongBong
      @BingBingBongBong 5 лет назад

      An enemy stand diabetes* but very funny.

    • @darkmanstudios3828
      @darkmanstudios3828 5 лет назад

      @@BingBingBongBong I think it's diabetes and deities merge.

    • @DIRTYYETTI
      @DIRTYYETTI 5 лет назад

      Come on man, I work in heaven, we don’t send things like that.

  • @ergegr8210
    @ergegr8210 5 лет назад +27

    Me at 12 AM:
    “There’s that noise again. It’s either Santa Claus or an intercontinental ballistic missile.”

    • @greywolf1608
      @greywolf1608 5 лет назад

      Mopscrub, the noise you would hear would be a patriot missile smacking any missile threat out of the sky. The US sold some to Israel, Palestine really doesn’t like them ... they perform too well.

  • @ava165
    @ava165 5 лет назад +102

    I just wanna go to high school don’t kill me the year I’m graduating

    • @java6231
      @java6231 5 лет назад +18

      Ava 1929 last time NK pulled something like this they bombed their own city

    • @LH-zn4mk
      @LH-zn4mk 5 лет назад

      Java chips LMAOOOOOO

    • @BombayDon274
      @BombayDon274 5 лет назад

      Ava 1929 lmao

  • @ajithranrox5524
    @ajithranrox5524 5 лет назад +1685

    Looks like Fallout 5 is gonna release this Christmas!

    • @robloxsavage0242
      @robloxsavage0242 5 лет назад +28

      ajithran rox nah man, Bethesda is releasing a new update to Fallout 76

    • @JesusSavesSde
      @JesusSavesSde 5 лет назад +1

      ajithran rox 🤣🤣

    • @vishawn7782
      @vishawn7782 5 лет назад +3

      Oh the Virtual Reality..........Wait this won't be virtual

    • @samuelhaley3822
      @samuelhaley3822 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @akaexl479
      @akaexl479 5 лет назад +1

      Fallout VR

  • @SkibidiDogRizz
    @SkibidiDogRizz 5 лет назад +2734

    Ten bucks says he gives Trump a horse and a chance to ride shirtless.

    • @GhostyMist
      @GhostyMist 5 лет назад +37

      Yeah, a Trojan horse

    • @reneelizalde72
      @reneelizalde72 5 лет назад +9

      Twenty bucks says when that horse poops, that it will look like coumo, lemmon, pelosi, schiff, nadler and the Clintons.

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 лет назад +1

      @@GhostyMist good one

    • @bikestergrist7595
      @bikestergrist7595 5 лет назад +3

      Putin already did that, he's going to have to think of a different present. I hope he gives him a noose!

    • @SkibidiDogRizz
      @SkibidiDogRizz 5 лет назад +3

      @@bikestergrist7595 That was the joke lol. Same tho.

  • @noonehere4332
    @noonehere4332 4 года назад +14

    Is Coronavirus this christmas gift that Kim Jong Un was talking about?

  • @travisjones9071
    @travisjones9071 5 лет назад +313

    Kim: “Choose your Christmas present”
    The US Population: *Why do I hear boss music?*

    • @Salvo..
      @Salvo.. 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂 good one

    • @adastrapgh
      @adastrapgh 5 лет назад +2

      Ah fuck

    • @anonymousstout4759
      @anonymousstout4759 5 лет назад +2

      NK fatty dude: why do I hear bosted boss music?

    • @DetroitColt
      @DetroitColt 5 лет назад +7

      *Intense Fortunate Son*

    • @gausts
      @gausts 5 лет назад +6

      Forget about North Korea, a revolution in China will bring half of the world's dictatorships down including North Korea.

  • @RYSyoutube
    @RYSyoutube 5 лет назад +323

    Kim, can I have lip balm please?
    *DID YOU SAY LIVE BOMB?*
    OH SHI-

    • @DiousVious
      @DiousVious 5 лет назад +10

      *casually becomes flash, and runs faster than light*

    • @smileandlaughs
      @smileandlaughs 5 лет назад

      We've all seen before that his rockets are hollow I'm the inside. Nothing new here.

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade 5 лет назад +1

      @@smileandlaughs Read your comment.

    • @discontinued4938
      @discontinued4938 5 лет назад +3

      Would've been better if you said napalm 😂😂

    • @RDSArcade
      @RDSArcade 5 лет назад

      @J Mack Only other tyrannical dictators.

  • @jfoose27
    @jfoose27 5 лет назад +696

    Their both immature. One calls the other rocket man and the other guy just threatens to nuke everyone.
    Let me clarify the rocket man thing. It’s immature. They go back and forwards. Children stuff

    • @IHaveBadWiFiBro
      @IHaveBadWiFiBro 5 лет назад +4

      @Used RectalThermometer 😂😂

    • @anthonyh2540
      @anthonyh2540 5 лет назад +7

      Tf is wrong with these leaders, its gonna be a spiritual warfare year 2020, trump is another Rothschild puppet

    • @harryrathbun1641
      @harryrathbun1641 5 лет назад +14

      Trump don't play games and everybody knows it

    • @justsomeblackscreenwithint4811
      @justsomeblackscreenwithint4811 5 лет назад +6

      Apollo Rap oh get the fuck out of your safe space ur saying Obama The man That increased debt by 9 trillion would do better?

    • @ytn675
      @ytn675 5 лет назад

      True

  • @RxptorIsNotTaken
    @RxptorIsNotTaken 4 года назад +11

    “He likes to send up rockets doesn’t he? That’s why I call him rocket man.” Lol

  • @ohlook6222
    @ohlook6222 5 лет назад +2638

    Christmas is gonna be a blast, I’m all fired up for it. I mean come on, it’s gonna be the bomb!!! Who wants to bring the missiletoe?

    • @whitemonoblos3605
      @whitemonoblos3605 5 лет назад +193

      The puns *THE PUNS*

    • @Justoaqui
      @Justoaqui 5 лет назад +25

      Funny.

    • @haileyvelarde
      @haileyvelarde 5 лет назад +29

      *PUNSSSSSSS*

    • @emma666-3
      @emma666-3 5 лет назад +14

      Hahaha 😂 m done with puns

    • @ashleythebest.
      @ashleythebest. 5 лет назад +8

      Wtf is this ...dudes are just fucking the earth and everything they see. Demons are literally right here alive and well.. you won’t ever meet Jesus when the devil is more believable

  • @breesmiling610
    @breesmiling610 5 лет назад +155

    Why aren’t more people talking about this

    • @o5276
      @o5276 5 лет назад +25

      Breeanna Gonzalez because NK are pussies and won’t fuck with us

    • @cooleymac5712
      @cooleymac5712 5 лет назад +21

      Because nothings gonna happen

    • @jozelynwilliams5697
      @jozelynwilliams5697 5 лет назад +3

      Because what are we gonna do about it😂😂

    • @cooleymac5712
      @cooleymac5712 5 лет назад +4

      @@jozelynwilliams5697 you must be of Korean descent?😂😂

    • @mitchellstump6730
      @mitchellstump6730 5 лет назад +3

      Because all our main stream media outlets only want to TRY and make white males look racist.

  • @iskonikanmikoskatisiw5464
    @iskonikanmikoskatisiw5464 5 лет назад +170

    This will be a hell of a secret Santa

    • @chrisarnette6931
      @chrisarnette6931 5 лет назад +2

      Kim ate 🎅

    • @bstring49
      @bstring49 5 лет назад +1

      Plot twist kim IS Santa

    • @ace-of6uz
      @ace-of6uz 5 лет назад +1

      can’t wait to die

    • @lilhucke
      @lilhucke 5 лет назад +2

      Listen here little shit....

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 5 лет назад +1

      I’m from the future. Nothing happened.

  • @woeful420
    @woeful420 4 года назад +21

    I think the Christmas gift was Coronavirus 😬

    • @dr.noname1234
      @dr.noname1234 4 года назад +1

      I get this is a joke but it also hurts all of their allies so if you think about it would be unlikely.

    • @dr.noname1234
      @dr.noname1234 4 года назад +1

      @NBA is Rigged now this is the true conspiracy

    • @ambermilner505
      @ambermilner505 3 года назад +1

      Correct

  • @daddy5957
    @daddy5957 5 лет назад +248

    Why does this feel like an episode of South Park

  • @rhkagePKMN
    @rhkagePKMN 5 лет назад +843

    This guy said “choose your Christmas gift” that’s hard af

    • @forfuckssake6269
      @forfuckssake6269 5 лет назад +64

      RHkage * as if the us wouldn’t blow that small ass country off the planet

    • @nyanscout3413
      @nyanscout3413 5 лет назад +12

      For Fucks sake yeah, but while still losing a bunch of lives on either side

    • @cjxsn6810
      @cjxsn6810 5 лет назад +12

      @@forfuckssake6269 Yeah, the US could easily turn Korea into dust with those atomic bombs used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, especially after all those years of advancements made to technology. Hate North Korea and their arrogance...

    • @forfuckssake6269
      @forfuckssake6269 5 лет назад +15

      Breezy I just don’t understand why he acts like he runs a big country like Russia or China but his country is not even bigger than japan. His whole country is in poverty and there’s no medical care whatsoever there but he spends billions on his military for no reason.

    • @DRAWKCABLLA
      @DRAWKCABLLA 5 лет назад

      RHkage *
      Gotta sit on his lap while answering XD

  • @bowie5668
    @bowie5668 5 лет назад +319

    Plot twist: the gift is $100 to each US citizen

    • @michaelcuellar403
      @michaelcuellar403 5 лет назад +19

      Haha they can’t even afford it!

    • @simonl.1893
      @simonl.1893 5 лет назад +29

      Michael Cuellar of course they can afford it; organs sell pretty high on the market

    • @michaelcuellar403
      @michaelcuellar403 5 лет назад +7

      Simon L. They can’t even afford to feed their own people

    • @t.nkerbelle
      @t.nkerbelle 5 лет назад

      Bowie I wish

    • @musicremixerlord6125
      @musicremixerlord6125 5 лет назад

      I wouldn't mind that

  • @randomthought6681
    @randomthought6681 4 года назад +8

    If you are seeing this in March 2020 maybe you are thinking the same thing I am

  • @thatfishdude789
    @thatfishdude789 5 лет назад +146

    Me: *Enjoying winter and preparing for Christmas*
    Kim: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @tigger7049
      @tigger7049 5 лет назад +1

      More like end the whole world

    • @genisis5888
      @genisis5888 5 лет назад

      More like END ALL OF US

    • @anticommunist4152
      @anticommunist4152 5 лет назад

      North korea will be wiped out i mean the whole asia with US nukes. And we are all dead

  • @isaiah4628
    @isaiah4628 5 лет назад +560

    Kim: Choose a Christmas gift
    Nk citizens: more than 8 haircuts to choose from and internet

    • @leetaeminshairdye
      @leetaeminshairdye 5 лет назад +13

      Limited internet, with limited personality with only the price of your life 😄

    • @thedankgunslinger8948
      @thedankgunslinger8948 5 лет назад +6

      If anything they'd choose, uh, FUCKING FOOD.

    • @gayisopod6597
      @gayisopod6597 5 лет назад

      eyeshartedonU Internet? That's the last thing they need

    • @ivchilledvl3637
      @ivchilledvl3637 5 лет назад +1

      hey Isaiah 🤣😂😂

    • @isaiah4628
      @isaiah4628 5 лет назад +1

      IvChilledvl bro 🤣

  • @UnknownAce
    @UnknownAce 5 лет назад +359

    If we get to choose, I’ll take a cheeseburger with a side of fries!

  • @MiaLovesMilaAndEverybody
    @MiaLovesMilaAndEverybody 4 года назад +15

    Was it the coronavirus our present?

  • @vampiregeneral
    @vampiregeneral 5 лет назад +1160

    k but at least im not fat

  • @perc-br1vu
    @perc-br1vu 5 лет назад +81

    Trump: oh? You're approaching me?
    Kim: I can't give you your present without getting closer

  • @LegendaryBeanBurrito
    @LegendaryBeanBurrito 5 лет назад +243

    This dude really just doesn’t understand what he’s getting into

    • @reedwerner5012
      @reedwerner5012 5 лет назад +20

      DBZ Guru honestly your right it’s like a little nerd messing with the big strong star of the football team

    • @elvis3634
      @elvis3634 5 лет назад +35

      @@reedwerner5012 except the football team is retarded

    • @thatguymar3383
      @thatguymar3383 5 лет назад

      Who

    • @LegendaryBeanBurrito
      @LegendaryBeanBurrito 5 лет назад +1

      Thepurple 9 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 5 лет назад +9

      He understands it's basically going to be WW3. On the bright side the SJWs on the west coast will be the first to get nuked.

  • @Smiles5.7
    @Smiles5.7 4 года назад +24

    The world is under attack from covidand I’m convinced this is this gift.

    • @bigroi91rg
      @bigroi91rg 4 года назад +3

      I agree it's late but he kept his promises

    • @LoriOtto
      @LoriOtto 4 года назад +1

      There are references found in the bible about "great sorrow" or "Woe instead of HoHo" coming at Christmas ruclips.net/video/7OciCbsAsyo/видео.html

    • @TheQueenOfGreatness
      @TheQueenOfGreatness 4 года назад +2

      R I G H T

    • @ambermilner505
      @ambermilner505 3 года назад

      Your correct

  • @sofialexanndra
    @sofialexanndra 5 лет назад +792

    *I’d like to go to sleep on Christmas Eve without thinking if I’ll die or not*

    • @k3kboi665
      @k3kboi665 5 лет назад +51

      You arent going to die. The bad present will propably be a mass hacking stealing all your info from NSA servers or other sources.

    • @sofialexanndra
      @sofialexanndra 5 лет назад +3

      k3kboi 66 I was being Sarcastic. Lol

    • @charlottewesseh7533
      @charlottewesseh7533 5 лет назад +3

      Sofia Gonzalez same😭😭

    • @exolife9993
      @exolife9993 5 лет назад +1

      My bdays on the 26 aswell... am i gonna die before i turn 14?

    • @bandolierboy1908
      @bandolierboy1908 5 лет назад

      EXO Life no

  • @indago5032
    @indago5032 5 лет назад +70

    Not gonna lie, his photographer is mad. Absolutely insane.

  • @arianna1966
    @arianna1966 5 лет назад +2272

    He obviously eats all the food no wonder his people are starving

    • @loveashleyylol
      @loveashleyylol 5 лет назад +6

      Arianna ?¿ AHAHA EXACTLY 😂

    • @lilgangster_savage8292
      @lilgangster_savage8292 5 лет назад +4

      Not really since he would proved ineffective in launching nukes

    • @lilgangster_savage8292
      @lilgangster_savage8292 5 лет назад +5

      Skyler Rose and they abuse human rights

    • @ghost77524
      @ghost77524 5 лет назад +1

      It's obvious he eats more than his own country lol

    • @ghost77524
      @ghost77524 5 лет назад +3

      @@hannahabdi8236 and you guys don't shut up

  • @drew4225
    @drew4225 4 года назад +16

    The gift was coronavirus

  • @JoseContreras-mv5yz
    @JoseContreras-mv5yz 5 лет назад +123

    "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death

  • @jairysantos2208
    @jairysantos2208 5 лет назад +500

    Sorry they don’t celebrate Christmas tf , leave mine alone

    • @mikemurray9350
      @mikemurray9350 5 лет назад

      Kayla Bxc fuck this pagan holiday

    • @lollol-ht5ru
      @lollol-ht5ru 5 лет назад +12

      Tcaf das crazy bro, but who the fuck asked 🤯

    • @nahidbethehonoredone
      @nahidbethehonoredone 5 лет назад +6

      @@mikemurray9350 yeah, eat dipshit you cringey edgy "know-it-all" ignorant shit

    • @nahidbethehonoredone
      @nahidbethehonoredone 5 лет назад +6

      @Valhalla Rising why of course, that is why it's called CHRISTmas

    • @ryzui1852
      @ryzui1852 5 лет назад +2

      Kayla Bxc People who talk shit about Christmas don’t deserve to be on break whether it’s school or work

  • @s5.bryant
    @s5.bryant 5 лет назад +366

    North Korea: “Would you like to get nuked for Christmas?”
    Why the hell does WW3 have to start when we’re trying to celebrate Christmas and New Years

    • @djstirgus7822
      @djstirgus7822 5 лет назад +5

      urjs we will be fine

    • @zyxcba0
      @zyxcba0 5 лет назад +2

      im scared 😭

    • @vqnismo.knight903
      @vqnismo.knight903 5 лет назад +7

      We can get rids of nk in one shot

    • @chickendinner5572
      @chickendinner5572 5 лет назад +1

      @@vqnismo.knight903 I'm glad you don't run a country. You don't learn do you.

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 5 лет назад +2

      @@vqnismo.knight903 dumbass

  • @RealRad10
    @RealRad10 5 лет назад +53

    1 like= 1 prayer for the horse

  • @Nordique777
    @Nordique777 5 лет назад +388

    “I looked and behold, a white horse and he who sat on it held a bowl, and all the food of North Korea was given to him, and he went out eating and to eat”

  • @kristyrodriguez5220
    @kristyrodriguez5220 5 лет назад +77

    Those soldiers who are marching in the cold look miserable.

    • @sadlovez7483
      @sadlovez7483 5 лет назад +11

      Kristy Rodriguez they are

    • @kristyrodriguez5220
      @kristyrodriguez5220 5 лет назад +1

      @@frostysalad3131 how can people hate others who are already in miserable situations ?

    • @ianm8218
      @ianm8218 5 лет назад +8

      Jester Games it’s a rich country but they spend most of their wealth on millitary and Kim’s stomach

    • @blue-pb7mn
      @blue-pb7mn 5 лет назад +2

      Soldiers are half starved.

  • @rodneyheaven7405
    @rodneyheaven7405 5 лет назад +266

    when you laugh at all the memes in the comments but you are lowkey scared

    • @prouddegenerates9056
      @prouddegenerates9056 5 лет назад +27

      To live in fear is but an extended death.

    • @fetanyl
      @fetanyl 5 лет назад +13

      Yoooo, I was gonna comment something about how accepting death is to not be afraid of it. But this guy might be young, I was scared to die before I lost my virginity, now ive double stuffed girls, even dp'd my cousins girlfriend, but I'm content with dying haha , other comment beat me and is way better!

    • @jayscraggs1012
      @jayscraggs1012 5 лет назад +10

      @@fetanyl what a fuckin tool 😂👌

    • @xadia9407
      @xadia9407 5 лет назад

      damn... I might die

    • @wills1110
      @wills1110 5 лет назад +1

      We could destroy them lol

  • @LuckyDestination
    @LuckyDestination 4 года назад +8

    Well this is hella suspicious

  • @elixrac5097
    @elixrac5097 5 лет назад +113

    He's honestly lucky he's not dead along with his country and military we have warhead defense systems they dont.
    Thx for the likes and for backing me up on this

    • @blueskynet7926
      @blueskynet7926 5 лет назад +13

      NK are nothing, they know they'll get completely annihilated if they dare attack any one.

    • @unknownfrvr6767
      @unknownfrvr6767 5 лет назад +1

      Memezz Lord they have soldiers that aren't cowards lol you do

    • @unknownfrvr6767
      @unknownfrvr6767 5 лет назад +2

      There soldiers aren't silver spoon fed kids like yours are , the US thinks they can turn anyone into a soldier

    • @sinflu6321
      @sinflu6321 5 лет назад +13

      King of Ldn damn Man U should go live in North Korea and see how nice it is

    • @bladebolt1291
      @bladebolt1291 5 лет назад +3

      King of Ldn prob many of them are too unfed to stand a chance.

  • @mbr9672
    @mbr9672 5 лет назад +171

    “Wars will never start” that’s a verse from grown up Christmas list.

    • @MRBOOOYA
      @MRBOOOYA 5 лет назад

      Thats on the north Korean citizens wishlist has been since kimmy took office

  • @djsjsjsjjd
    @djsjsjsjjd 5 лет назад +208

    Googling: "how close am I to the white house"
    Googling: "how far can a nuclear blast travel"

    • @DiousVious
      @DiousVious 5 лет назад +16

      Googling: how big is the nuke

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel 5 лет назад +12

      Googling “nukes weakness”

    • @burneraccount1394
      @burneraccount1394 5 лет назад +2

      They’d nuke military bases and airports stuff like that so you may be safe may not

    • @DoctorMagoo111
      @DoctorMagoo111 5 лет назад

      @@burneraccount1394 There's little chance they would shoot at us directly. Even with how frighteningly subpar missile defense systems are, the risk of no damage vs a pissed off America would not be a gamble anyone would take.
      They're more likely to hit Japan or South Korea - which would be a potential world war scenario anyways, so we'd all still be fucked - just not precisely in the way Gage's google search implies.

    • @honeybager1159
      @honeybager1159 5 лет назад +2

      I live 100 miles from DC so yea

  • @joshtalks170
    @joshtalks170 5 лет назад +20

    Oml Kim jong un isn’t going to nuke us he said our Christmas present was making more peace with each other 🤦‍♂️

    • @dragondengameing7484
      @dragondengameing7484 5 лет назад

      Josh Vogne He most certainly did not say that nowhere in the news or anywhere does it say that he was going to make more peace with us

    • @joshtalks170
      @joshtalks170 5 лет назад

      chris spencer Kim jong un was like thanking the us in his speech or whatever saying we made more peace and that’s a Christmas present for both countries he said we made more peace. We translated it wrong in the us and they are freaking out but look where we are now, past Christmas

    • @dreuvasdevil9395
      @dreuvasdevil9395 5 лет назад +2

      @@joshtalks170 lmfao what the fuck are you saying

  • @Kingsblade7
    @Kingsblade7 5 лет назад +348

    Plot twist:
    Christmas present turned out to be an increase in Bitcoin.

    • @Vortrox
      @Vortrox 5 лет назад +6

      Pleeeease 🙏

    • @_RobBanks
      @_RobBanks 5 лет назад

      Yes
      Please go up to 20k again!

    • @issacboykin5713
      @issacboykin5713 5 лет назад

      u lost ur chance years ago 😂

  • @chachcadi271
    @chachcadi271 5 лет назад +466

    I feel bad for that horse having to carry a whale up a mountain.

    • @ChieffinOnReefer
      @ChieffinOnReefer 5 лет назад +1

      That picture is fucking fire

    • @zacxk3
      @zacxk3 5 лет назад +1

      Y’all are the reason we getting nuked 😐

    • @cartier3545
      @cartier3545 5 лет назад +1

      zxngg nuked? We have the Father Of All Bombs. It’ll only take at least 19 of those things to wipe Korea off the map.

    • @themadacorn1536
      @themadacorn1536 5 лет назад +1

      @@cartier3545 yeah 19 they could prob take us off with 1 or 5 at most

    • @cartier3545
      @cartier3545 5 лет назад +1

      willydakid10 You do realize when it comes to bombs America vs Korea is like child play. 1-5 Nuke isn't even near enough to take the entire USA off the map.

  •  5 лет назад +234

    Kim thinks hes Putin.....

    • @m4dnezz402
      @m4dnezz402 5 лет назад +5

      He's too short 4 that

    • @bryxlynn
      @bryxlynn 5 лет назад

      M4dnezz wheeze

    • @Ace10177
      @Ace10177 5 лет назад +1

      M4dnezz lool they both are 5’7 so idk what tf u saying

    • @m4dnezz402
      @m4dnezz402 5 лет назад

      @@Ace10177 ?

    • @weplaygameforwin9326
      @weplaygameforwin9326 5 лет назад

      @@m4dnezz402 you're LeBron ? Waow you so tall

  • @sandyayala8628
    @sandyayala8628 4 года назад +3

    Every year they have some kind of “present” like bruh everybody know ain’t nothing finna happen