I was offered a Qashqai by Hertz at LHR. Hard pass after seeing specs, namely cargo area because I was traveling. Got a Skoda Enyaq 85 electric instead which was substantially cheaper because it was electric. It was ass too.
Reminder that not only that the Juke is still available for most other countries even after all this, Nissan forced Nismo to somehow make the Juke fast and "fun" in both FWD and AWD drivetrains. Juke GT-R is cool tho, but thats due to the absurdity if it, and its basically a super limited GT-R R35 with weird Juke body on top of it.
They're everywhere in the UK, more of a "my first SUV" here, bought by junior estate agents, people that dream of a Porsche Cayenne, who have no need for luggage space or friends. They've started on the road to being terrible people, they just haven't attained the wealth to support that lifestyle yet...
I see them a lot in my corner of western Paris, mostly driven by women who give off a strong "I wanted to be a trophy wife but I'm not attractive enough to ensnare a man who can afford a Porsche Cayenne or BMW X3" energy.
Any time I see one of these Eldritch abominations on the road my day is instantly ruined. which is everyday. The Juke is the official Karen car. you see them poorly parked at Sainsburys with the owner trying to cram the shopping in the pathetically small boot. Or in front of you at a drive thru arguing with the poor underpaid staff because they took too long to make her cappuccino. If the Juke had a starter pack it would definitely include a "baby on board" sign. No doubt the child has an Ipad no less than 2 inches away from their face. Removing the typical owner from the picture what are you left with. a hideous designs that looks like a 370z from a certain 2000s tv show about obese people, a terrible quality interior with creaky plastic hammered together by Sunderland's finest. and for the size of the bulbous monstrosity you get worse practicality than a typical hatchback. and not to mention the uninspiring choice of engines and manual gearbox. As for the CVT ones enough has been said. and no the Nismo version does not make the Juke cooler. Id rather have a Micra Nismo. The Juke to me represents every thing wrong with modern car designs. in conclusion, Bad Vehicle 0/10
I was looking for this comment, was in Newcastle for the AC Milan Vs Newcastle match last year and I was shocked at how many of these were around. I can understand the Opel/Vauxhall vehicles, but these? It's baffling 😂😂😂😂
This episode hit home. You clearly didn't like it, but I used to have a 2014 Juke Nismo 6-speed. This episode brought back memories. Bought it with 7k miles on it back in January of 2018. I was 29, about to turn 30 later that year. For me, it was my last (unconscious) attempt to hang onto my youth. I was still single, lived by myself, and work was going great. I had a blast when I had that car, a lot of memorable trips taken. Definitely not the most comfortable car to take extended drives in with those alcantara seats, but I did not care. Then the pandemic hit, and looking at that car parked in my garage, with literally nowhere to go, was my sad, daily reminder of all the fun I couldn't have. Then in October of 2021, I had made a short trip to my local Target to pick up a few things, and on my way home, an elderly woman failed to yield on an unprotected left turn. I ended up colliding with the passenger's side of her 2015 Ford Taurus. I walked away from that crash with minor injuries, and a short stint in physical therapy for my lower back, but that was unfortunate end of my Juke. It had a stupid name, and a look that only a mother (or in my case, a father) could love, but in the time I had it, I had a blast driving it. Good times.
Same here, 2016 Juke owner here unfortunately in my country they don't offer Jukes with Manual Transmissions nor turbo variants of it only CVTs. I still daily drive my Juke and have really fond memories with it up to this day. Yes it is ugly but she's a fun car to drive especially on the mountains in my country, very light steering, has enough HP but not enough torque, I daily drive my Juke since its cheaper on petrol/gas and I don't want to daily drive my R33 GTS25T since Im afraid that i'll lose the magic of owning a Skyline So Juke is my daily and she's fun af to drive
I'm surprised this recaptured your youth for you and not like, a car you were driven around in as a kid. Every time I sit in a 90's economy Honda or Toyota I almost want to tear up from nostalgia. That's what would reconnect me with my youth tbh
i was full belly laughing at work. My employees were confused. I showed them this video. They were still confused. Like they say, you can lead a horse to water but if your Cybertruck gets wet, it will catch on fire and burn down the whole village.
Fun fact. The Nissan Juke actually won Grand Tour's: "Nissan Juke award for the worst car of the year" It was up against a Mitsubishi Phev, Renault Kadjar and the Mini Countryman
other than the countryman, which is legitimately crap, it's on point for grand tour, but it's just the self congratulatory reviews. if it's priced at basic transportation, and functions as basic transportation, it's a decent car.
the funniest part is the Kadjar is the same platform as the Qashqui because Renault makes cars using the same platform as some NIssans, including the Juke as well. IN fact the other day they announced the Renault Koleos is being shitcanned and Renault is just gonna sell the Juke in its place!
Here in Italy you can see thousands of them, but somehow if I have to think if I know someone that owns one my mind goes blank. Also since most of them have tinted windows so you don't even see the driver. Jukes are such NPC cars, no one drives or ownes them, they just spawn in traffic for making it worse or on parking lots for making them more crammed. And not seeing the driver of this one just reinforces my belief that this car just spawned in front of you.
@@jennyr8972 The Juke doesn't look eccentric, it looks deformed. SUV's tend to copy eachother, they all look the same, yet, the few times companies have tried to make them look different, they end up with abominations like the Juke.
The Nissan Juke fell distinctly in the "could be worse" category. Everyone said they wanted something cheap, turbocharged, manual transmission, with 4-doors (because everybody wants but nobody buys coupes). Nissan delivered but bodged the styling. Everybody laughed and then Nissan hit us with the Kicks. Now the cheap car has no manual, no turbo, and no personality at all. We had it good with the Juke, we just didn't know it.
The colored peice of plastic around the shifter was designed to look like a motorcycle tank, they wanted you to think you were riding a motorcycle when you were actually driving a Nissan
I was left in a situation where I NEEDED a car... I had just started a new job and didn't have the luxury of shopping around. I went to a dealer to look at a civic that ended up being a gross piece of trash. The salesman, looking to salvage the situation before I ran away to my back-up asked what I was looking for. I mentioned I wanted a smaller car. I'd prefer it to be a hatchback, but I'd settle for a sedan. My biggest must-have has a manual. He said he'd be right back, skipped away, and returned a few minutes later in a maroon 2012 Nissan Juke. I asked if he was joking, and he said it technically checked all my boxes. I drove it, and much like your friend here, I was surprised how much I enjoyed driving it. This was 2015 and I got that Juke with a little under 70k miles, and it came in well under budget. I drove it for eight years. I hit two deer with it, and the second one did it in at just shy of 190k. Taught my little brother, a co-worker, an ex-girlfriend, and a friend all how to drive stick in it. Over the years I owned it the only repairs I had to do were the front wheel bearings (One of them twice.) and replacing the muffler after it rusted off. That's probably more Ohio's fault than the Juke's. Outside of that just brakes, tires, and oil changes. I used to defend my purchase, talking about how I was in a tough spot, and it was a good deal. I used to joke that I couldn't see how ugly it was from the inside. I loved my Juke. That was a great little car.. And honestly.. I grew to love the way it looked even. I think the rear 3/4 view if especially handsome.
I know a few Juke owners. They were all women, and bought it because they liked the way it looked. In short, it’s got the same appeal as a VW Beetle, Mini Cooper, or CJ/TJ Jeep, minus the history and price tag of any of those brands. And yeah, I know. I think it looks like a pug. But that’s the thing about pugs. Some people actually like the way they look. It’s a free country, I guess.
The thing about pugs is they're an eldritch abomination summoned by human beings with questionable ethics. Pugs can barely function in anything resembling a logical or natural way. So yeah, good comparison 😂
I just got my first car and it’s a juke, I instantly loved how different and eccentric the car looked compared to other SUV’s. Not to mention the car is in relatively good shape. Very happy to say I’m looking forward to making memories with it!!
I only knew one, a guy, Tino Sinapi, coke addicted son of a renound NY tri-state area business mogul. Tino was operating the now defunct 'Ceola Manor' in Jefferson Valley NY and he rolled up in his Juke and tried to sell it to me and my co workers because he didnt want to make payments on it, all while bouncing my $78 paychecks. These jokes really do write themselves
Scanned the comments to see if there were others. Yes! That’s what we call them too! I live in Texas, and they are just fugly to look at. They make you want to Puke. Could never figure out which was worse, the Nissan Puke, the Nissan Pube, or the Nissan Queef. I know Nissan is capable of making decent look looking cars, but they made these. I know the market is capable of buying decent looking cars, yet they buy these. WHY?!?
At least you guys got the new one. Which looks miles better than the old Juke. I saw a bunch when I went to Spain on vacation. If it was available in the US, I’d trade in my Kicks asap
American but holy shit you just described my boss. Well, she's smiling a lot, but it's a forced "I have to do this so the client doesn't think I'm a bitch" smile.
I figured a Juke would show up on Roman's Race to the Bottom series. It's one of those cars almost everyone wants to trash. I actually like it. But from a distance, wouldn't actually pay to own one.
Still have mine from the pov vid you did all those years ago! Still gets me around from time to time. Happy to see a full review after all this time :)
Fun Fact: I've been rear ended 3 times waiting at a red light by Nissan Jukes. One of those was a manual and during the usual swapping info, waiting for the LEO we got into a convo about how cool that was. I had no idea there was a manual Juke for the USDM. Probably the most pleasant rear ending I've ever had even the officer got into the convo.
Here's the funny part about the QX30....it's not even an Infiniti it's a Mercedes GLA that's been downbadged to Infiniti the body may seem Infiniti but the interior and drivetrain is all Mercedes.
I had a more recent Juke as a rental car on vacation. It's not entirely impractical when you're going down desert back roads. It was kind of fun for the week that I had it. But yeah... not a car I'd ever consider owning. It tries to be everything, but ends up being none of it.
The weird clutch is because of the Renault drivetrain. Almost all Renault manuals after 2000 feel like it. I've heard tightening the clutch cable makes it better. Also it really is a terrible clutch to learn with, but once you get used to it, it makes stationary traffic way more comfortable.
Real Story: About 10 or so years ago, gas was getting really high in my area. My dad, an underground coal miner, was seriously considering one of these to drive back and forth to work. We even test drive a couple of these. Then my brother was born!
I had a 2012 6 MT with a intake ,exhaust , manual boost controller , and I added as much fuel as possible when I tuned it when I worked at a nissan dealer. It ran low 12s in the 1/4, wound up flipping it in an accident where the juke was unrecognizable and I survived with just rods and pins in my back .
Very nearly bought one in 2019 for my partner when we were looking for something cheap and funky to mess with, because I didn't want to spend any money potentially ruining my Evo. We looked at maybe four or five Nismo RS Jukes (210+ hp oooooh) over the course of two weeks, and every single one had something wrong or go wrong while we were seeing the car, despite them all having fairly low mileage. One had a hacked up harness in the rear. Another one had moldy seats and belts. And right before we were going to test drive the last one, we nearly got snowed in at the dealer. Seeing the storm roll in and narrowly escaping it, we took refuge in a grilled meat restaurant and mulled over what we went through. We took it as a sign to give up, so we did. That night, I found a clean Abarth 500 on CL with low miles and a desperate seller. We went to see it after the snow cleared, bought it on the spot, and stumbled upon what would become one of our favorite cars. My partner loves it dearly and will probably never let it go. So, in a way, thank you, Nissan Juke, for teaching us never to settle (for you) and to always keep searching for better cars and brighter days.
Every time I see a Nissan Juke I think about the Samsung Juke cellphone that my older brother got in 2008. It was the first cell phone for either of us and this thing was so weird, but we were able to play madden on it!
I thought the Kicks and the Juke were the same car and I had just imagined it was ever called the Juke. Also, I’m glad to see saws and outhouses RCR again. We’re so back!
Funny you posted this now. My new neighbor has a Nismo Juke. Didn't know anything about the specs and kept intending to look em up out of curiosity and forgetting. This confirms my suspicions. Here's to being contrarian, though, I drive a 2020 Veloster RSpec lol. At least my car has some performance to it's name, one of the last affordable hot (spicy?) hatches imo
Me: Sees 9 seconds of the Video. Also me: Owns one (Nismo) Me as well: Drives it and dosen't care anymore. Love the Video allready (after just a few seconds)
A texting teen wrecked my rental car 9 years ago. When the tow truck dropped me off at the nearest Enterprise all they had was a Juke. I drove it straight to the airport, was given an Impala (the old mid 2000s version they only kept building for fleets...the one that lacked power steering at slow speeds), and was damn happy to get it instead of the Juke!
Best part of my wife’s Juke was the manual. Sold it last week with 175k. 6MT is the only transmission worth a damn. The gearing was so close that I drove it as a 4 speed 1,2,4,6
I have a 2011 loaded AWD Juke. Bought it new because it looked like a frog. 140k miles. Very little trouble. A couple of bad ignition coils at 130k. Otherwise, zero problems. I love my juke. The stock stereo is great with 300 watts and a subwoofer. And the best part is that you can see your front running lights from inside the car. Totally ridiculous design and that’s why I love it.
I hated the Juke when they came out and were seemingly everywhere. And then they were all gone. CVT failure, I'm guessing. Now when I see one, I get excited. Yeah, they're ugly, but they're very distinctive. And Nissan was at least willing to take a chance on something different.
I met a really cool guy with a datsun 240 and he mentioned his wife had a juke nismo with the 6 speed. They took it to tail of the dragon and it was able to keep up apparently. I wasn't even aware that these existed until then, and have not thought about its existence once since that conversation until now.
I agree I just got my first car and it’s a juke, I instantly loved how different and eccentric the car looked compared to other SUV’s. Not to mention the car is in relatively good shape.
For some Reason these are a rather common Sight here in Germany. I even saw 3 Nissan Juke NISMO Versions this Year alone. Don't ask me why, i have no Idea. That said, you Guys should come visit Germany sometime in the Future, lots of over all weird Cars but also Cars that are normal here you should review like you did in the Past in the UK and New Zealand and the upcoming Australia. Don't worry, we Central Europeans all speak very fluent English! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
The Nissan Juke: a car that looks best in 240p. BTW, this episode was fantastic. I was eating breakfast when you sang "I found a new way to poop!" and I laughed so hard I knocked over my coffee. Bless you, Sir.
4:05 Ahh core high school memory unlocked. Mr. Zdanio was in his first year teaching, and he taught the intro to electronics class. Basically, a slack off class for kids that just needed an elective. Well, one day, someone did the same thing you described, stabbed a soldering iron through a brand new large spool of solder, and left it there. Zdanio, in his incredibly nasally voice, said "Who melted all the solder?" That became the running joke all year. Along with capacitors being stuck in outlets, one of my favorite classes ever.
My mechanic told me never buy auto(cvt) Juke, he said it's a miracle if the cvt's make it to 100,000km and they cost thousands to replace when they do break
It’s cheaper to just swap for a low mileage transmission or swap the transmission with one from a different car with an adapter plate to match. No one has done it yet but a DSG swap from a Mk7 Golf GTI/R to any one of these would work so many wonders in its favor. Especially if it’s an AWD model.
Would be interesting if you could test and give us your opinion on a Juke Nismo RS (the manual version if possible). It had a LSD diff, better suspension and supposedly a reinforced chassis (and some versions had Recaro semi-bucket seats, like the ones from the 370z)
The Nissan Juke sits alongside the Kia Soul on the list of cars that I like aesthetically, but would never be caught dead driving or would ever want to own.
They become less bad once you start adding more power to them. These buggers can get real fast, real quick once you start working on the mechanical stuff. They have a decent aftermarket, including a fix for the sloppy shifter, but once you add even basic stuff like a cold air intake, full exhaust, some grippier and stickier tires, and a high flow or catless downpipe, it really opens them up and the Juke becomes a fun car to drive. I’ve rode in a stripped out Juke, with no interior other than a steering wheel, dashboard, 2 front seats, and a fender exit exhaust shooting flames making 400hp. Damn thing sounded like a tractor, if it was possessed by the devil himself. Hated them until I rode in one that day. Now I secretly want one.
They sell this in the UK as the Juke Nismo. I haven't figured out the mentality of someone who buys a Juke Nismo. It was a teeny bit controversial because the Clio 4RS with the same engine only got an autobox and this got a manual. Then Ford came out with the Mk7 Fiesta ST and ate everyone's lunch anyway.
Nissan Juke: The official car of "your aunt refuses to accept she's 50 now"
The official car of driving at night with only your fog lights. Every Juke, every time
@@1leggeddog : What do you think being 50 entails?
Every time I see a juke I see a woman driving it
@@deusexaetheraA Nissan Juke
@@louiearmstrongMost Jukes don't have fog lights. Only the top SL and Nismo trims have fog lights
If the Juke eats all its greens and takes its vitamins like a good little boy, it'll grow up to be a Qashqai
So, from contrarian to mediocrity?
That does not sound like an upgrade 😂😂
That's the Kumquat, right?
I was offered a Qashqai by Hertz at LHR. Hard pass after seeing specs, namely cargo area because I was traveling. Got a Skoda Enyaq 85 electric instead which was substantially cheaper because it was electric. It was ass too.
As an American, I have no idea what a Qashqai is.
The first 1 minute and 18 seconds of the intro made me want to kick start a land mine just to get away from it.
Dr Nefario, check out my brand new Nissan Skyline!
It made me want to try Olympic style dry diving
But the truth is. It accurately described the pathetic way that people who buy and drive that thing think
It reminds me that I need to file down the end of my gun barrel so I won’t chip a tooth when I-
@@CollinWeis lol
Juke + Nismo = Jizzmo
I’m stealing that 😂😂😂
You get extra points for that.
Nike?
Recall and rewrite this episode right now!
Nissan made a few of the R32GTR Juke, with the GTR drivetrain. Id drive it then.
Taking the kids to Williamsburg and not visiting Busch gardens is diabolical
Well someone just got stabbed there yesterday. The kids need to see that and get ready for life.
😅@@johnleo2668
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It’s what my parents always did to me as a kid.
and it's not satanic like Disneyworld.
Reminder that not only that the Juke is still available for most other countries even after all this, Nissan forced Nismo to somehow make the Juke fast and "fun" in both FWD and AWD drivetrains.
Juke GT-R is cool tho, but thats due to the absurdity if it, and its basically a super limited GT-R R35 with weird Juke body on top of it.
I actually don’t think Nissan forced it. In fact, I think Nismo secretly built that and it is damn cool!!!!
Makes Pontiac Aztec look attractive
Nissan used to be in a competition with Subaru for ugliest car of the year, until Toyota bought the latter. Now there is no competition.
cus it is
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Aztec validated!
The Aztek was always attractive, most people just didn't realize it right away.
No way dude. Even the Juke looks better than that thing.
They're everywhere in the UK, more of a "my first SUV" here, bought by junior estate agents, people that dream of a Porsche Cayenne, who have no need for luggage space or friends. They've started on the road to being terrible people, they just haven't attained the wealth to support that lifestyle yet...
I see them a lot in my corner of western Paris, mostly driven by women who give off a strong "I wanted to be a trophy wife but I'm not attractive enough to ensnare a man who can afford a Porsche Cayenne or BMW X3" energy.
Any time I see
one of these Eldritch abominations on the road my day is instantly ruined. which is everyday. The Juke is the official Karen car. you see them poorly parked at Sainsburys with the owner trying to cram the shopping in the pathetically small boot. Or in front of you at a drive thru arguing with the poor underpaid staff because they took too long to make her cappuccino. If the Juke had a starter pack it would definitely include a "baby on board" sign. No doubt the child has an Ipad no less than 2 inches away from their face. Removing the typical owner from the picture what are you left with. a hideous designs that looks like a 370z from a certain 2000s tv show about obese people, a terrible quality interior with creaky plastic hammered together by Sunderland's finest. and for the size of the bulbous monstrosity you get worse practicality than a typical hatchback. and not to mention the uninspiring choice of engines and manual gearbox. As for the CVT ones enough has been said. and no the Nismo version does not make the Juke cooler. Id rather have a Micra Nismo. The Juke to me represents every thing wrong with modern car designs. in conclusion, Bad Vehicle 0/10
It's not sporty , has little utility and is hardly a vehicle ....fails on every level other than keeping Goerdies off the dole .
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I was looking for this comment, was in Newcastle for the AC Milan Vs Newcastle match last year and I was shocked at how many of these were around. I can understand the Opel/Vauxhall vehicles, but these? It's baffling 😂😂😂😂
This episode hit home. You clearly didn't like it, but I used to have a 2014 Juke Nismo 6-speed. This episode brought back memories. Bought it with 7k miles on it back in January of 2018. I was 29, about to turn 30 later that year. For me, it was my last (unconscious) attempt to hang onto my youth. I was still single, lived by myself, and work was going great. I had a blast when I had that car, a lot of memorable trips taken. Definitely not the most comfortable car to take extended drives in with those alcantara seats, but I did not care.
Then the pandemic hit, and looking at that car parked in my garage, with literally nowhere to go, was my sad, daily reminder of all the fun I couldn't have. Then in October of 2021, I had made a short trip to my local Target to pick up a few things, and on my way home, an elderly woman failed to yield on an unprotected left turn. I ended up colliding with the passenger's side of her 2015 Ford Taurus. I walked away from that crash with minor injuries, and a short stint in physical therapy for my lower back, but that was unfortunate end of my Juke. It had a stupid name, and a look that only a mother (or in my case, a father) could love, but in the time I had it, I had a blast driving it. Good times.
Same here, 2016 Juke owner here unfortunately in my country they don't offer Jukes with Manual Transmissions nor turbo variants of it only CVTs. I still daily drive my Juke and have really fond memories with it up to this day. Yes it is ugly but she's a fun car to drive especially on the mountains in my country, very light steering, has enough HP but not enough torque, I daily drive my Juke since its cheaper on petrol/gas and I don't want to daily drive my R33 GTS25T since Im afraid that i'll lose the magic of owning a Skyline
So Juke is my daily and she's fun af to drive
i hope you thanked that elderly woman
I'm sad you think a Nissan Juke NISMO is "fun". Please go buy a used Lotus Elise and call back.
@@mikecronis I'm sad you think a Lotus Elise is "fun". Please go buy a used Ferrari F40 and call back.
I'm surprised this recaptured your youth for you and not like, a car you were driven around in as a kid. Every time I sit in a 90's economy Honda or Toyota I almost want to tear up from nostalgia. That's what would reconnect me with my youth tbh
I was shocked when this wasn’t a race to the bottom
Reaching for a WRX but settling for a Juke.
Hopefully the kids pay off.
😂 the kids are fantastic, thanks. The state of used WRX's in PA are a sight to behold 😂
12:40 good to see some of the crazy make a comeback
The official car of the combine from half life apparently 😂
@@MTLoveridgethey would create something like this, wouldnt they?
This is the RCR I love and remember
i was full belly laughing at work. My employees were confused. I showed them this video. They were still confused. Like they say, you can lead a horse to water but if your Cybertruck gets wet, it will catch on fire and burn down the whole village.
Fun fact.
The Nissan Juke actually won Grand Tour's: "Nissan Juke award for the worst car of the year"
It was up against a Mitsubishi Phev, Renault Kadjar and the Mini Countryman
lol thats awesome
other than the countryman, which is legitimately crap, it's on point for grand tour, but it's just the self congratulatory reviews. if it's priced at basic transportation, and functions as basic transportation, it's a decent car.
Question is why would kadjar be in worst car of the year award? To me its quite a nice crossover.
the funniest part is the Kadjar is the same platform as the Qashqui because Renault makes cars using the same platform as some NIssans, including the Juke as well. IN fact the other day they announced the Renault Koleos is being shitcanned and Renault is just gonna sell the Juke in its place!
Here in Italy you can see thousands of them, but somehow if I have to think if I know someone that owns one my mind goes blank. Also since most of them have tinted windows so you don't even see the driver. Jukes are such NPC cars, no one drives or ownes them, they just spawn in traffic for making it worse or on parking lots for making them more crammed. And not seeing the driver of this one just reinforces my belief that this car just spawned in front of you.
same in Poland =]
@jennyr8972 homie you didnt help the NPC look
@@jennyr8972 The Juke doesn't look eccentric, it looks deformed. SUV's tend to copy eachother, they all look the same, yet, the few times companies have tried to make them look different, they end up with abominations like the Juke.
@@PAYTONLB999 yea yea Payton, you’re lucky you have relatively good music taste or else I would of thought of a better comeback
@@nova8747 abomination is a wee bit exaggerated but to each their own!
Its Fugly, I love it. Also useless fact, almost no Nissan Dealership knows how /wants to work on these things.
Exactly lmao. It's not even that ugly imo
Right! Which means *DO NOT EVER BUY A JUKE OR ANY NISSAN* vehicle for that matter 💯
And they just stare you down when you ask about the free reacharound promo
@@yay842 It's extremely ugly.
@@noisepuppet 🎺 TooT💀 😁
The Nissan Juke fell distinctly in the "could be worse" category. Everyone said they wanted something cheap, turbocharged, manual transmission, with 4-doors (because everybody wants but nobody buys coupes). Nissan delivered but bodged the styling. Everybody laughed and then Nissan hit us with the Kicks. Now the cheap car has no manual, no turbo, and no personality at all. We had it good with the Juke, we just didn't know it.
The colored peice of plastic around the shifter was designed to look like a motorcycle tank, they wanted you to think you were riding a motorcycle when you were actually driving a Nissan
I was left in a situation where I NEEDED a car... I had just started a new job and didn't have the luxury of shopping around. I went to a dealer to look at a civic that ended up being a gross piece of trash. The salesman, looking to salvage the situation before I ran away to my back-up asked what I was looking for. I mentioned I wanted a smaller car. I'd prefer it to be a hatchback, but I'd settle for a sedan. My biggest must-have has a manual. He said he'd be right back, skipped away, and returned a few minutes later in a maroon 2012 Nissan Juke.
I asked if he was joking, and he said it technically checked all my boxes. I drove it, and much like your friend here, I was surprised how much I enjoyed driving it. This was 2015 and I got that Juke with a little under 70k miles, and it came in well under budget. I drove it for eight years. I hit two deer with it, and the second one did it in at just shy of 190k. Taught my little brother, a co-worker, an ex-girlfriend, and a friend all how to drive stick in it. Over the years I owned it the only repairs I had to do were the front wheel bearings (One of them twice.) and replacing the muffler after it rusted off. That's probably more Ohio's fault than the Juke's. Outside of that just brakes, tires, and oil changes.
I used to defend my purchase, talking about how I was in a tough spot, and it was a good deal. I used to joke that I couldn't see how ugly it was from the inside.
I loved my Juke. That was a great little car.. And honestly.. I grew to love the way it looked even. I think the rear 3/4 view if especially handsome.
I know a few Juke owners. They were all women, and bought it because they liked the way it looked. In short, it’s got the same appeal as a VW Beetle, Mini Cooper, or CJ/TJ Jeep, minus the history and price tag of any of those brands.
And yeah, I know. I think it looks like a pug. But that’s the thing about pugs. Some people actually like the way they look. It’s a free country, I guess.
The thing about pugs is they're an eldritch abomination summoned by human beings with questionable ethics. Pugs can barely function in anything resembling a logical or natural way. So yeah, good comparison 😂
nah, it's nothing like a Mini Cooper. the Mini is like a rally car. sorry but round headlights don't equal girly.
I just got my first car and it’s a juke, I instantly loved how different and eccentric the car looked compared to other SUV’s. Not to mention the car is in relatively good shape. Very happy to say I’m looking forward to making memories with it!!
Add the vw golf
I only knew one, a guy, Tino Sinapi, coke addicted son of a renound NY tri-state area business mogul. Tino was operating the now defunct 'Ceola Manor' in Jefferson Valley NY and he rolled up in his Juke and tried to sell it to me and my co workers because he didnt want to make payments on it, all while bouncing my $78 paychecks. These jokes really do write themselves
"Like a tattoo artist checking one last time before etching SKIBIDI TOILET into a frat boy's ass cheeks."
I almost spat out my drink 🤣
I have no doubt that will be a real thing in a couple years.
Feels like a good Race to the Bottom car
Been a fan for a while now, and you just keep leveling up.
These are everwhere in Europe. An alternative name is Nissan Puke.
Scanned the comments to see if there were others. Yes! That’s what we call them too! I live in Texas, and they are just fugly to look at. They make you want to Puke. Could never figure out which was worse, the Nissan Puke, the Nissan Pube, or the Nissan Queef. I know Nissan is capable of making decent look looking cars, but they made these. I know the market is capable of buying decent looking cars, yet they buy these. WHY?!?
@@UmmYeahOkbecause they aren’t made for people like you
Renault just canned the Koleos and is gonna start selling the Juke in its place!!!
Why on earth did that shed bit turn into a whole-ass Negativland song? That was fucking WILD.
This is art.
Threatening to lift that outhouse seat was scarier than any horror movie in years 😂.
I was dreading that!
These are everywhere here in the UK, its the official car of people named Leanne who own three chihuahuas and rarely smile
At least you guys got the new one. Which looks miles better than the old Juke. I saw a bunch when I went to Spain on vacation. If it was available in the US, I’d trade in my Kicks asap
American but holy shit you just described my boss.
Well, she's smiling a lot, but it's a forced "I have to do this so the client doesn't think I'm a bitch" smile.
@@original__gmebvymiles better than the last one is still miles ugly than many other cars sold worldwide
The Nissan juke review is upon us. Light the beacons!
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I figured a Juke would show up on Roman's Race to the Bottom series.
It's one of those cars almost everyone wants to trash. I actually like it. But from a distance, wouldn't actually pay to own one.
Remember if you feel ugly, its ok, you'll never be Nissan Juke ugly.
Still have mine from the pov vid you did all those years ago! Still gets me around from time to time. Happy to see a full review after all this time :)
OH BOY FUN DAD IS BACK
The craziest part of the whole juke story is that it was sold in China as an Infiniti, and in 2039 i will be importing the first Infiniti ESQ.
Fun Fact: I've been rear ended 3 times waiting at a red light by Nissan Jukes. One of those was a manual and during the usual swapping info, waiting for the LEO we got into a convo about how cool that was. I had no idea there was a manual Juke for the USDM. Probably the most pleasant rear ending I've ever had even the officer got into the convo.
Ya know.... In Brian's defense, he got a Nismo Juke. He COULD have purchased an Infiniti QX30, which is so much worse.
Here's the funny part about the QX30....it's not even an Infiniti it's a Mercedes GLA that's been downbadged to Infiniti the body may seem Infiniti but the interior and drivetrain is all Mercedes.
Those look worlds better than that monstrosity called a juke
I had a more recent Juke as a rental car on vacation. It's not entirely impractical when you're going down desert back roads. It was kind of fun for the week that I had it. But yeah... not a car I'd ever consider owning. It tries to be everything, but ends up being none of it.
"Contrarian styling" is so on point what Juke looks like.
9:04 marks the beginning of maybe one of the best RCR paragraphs ever
The parable of Rueben, it shall be known 😅
I'm "broke" dad
I'm "woke" Dad, I'm sure Brian's familiar with him🤷♂️
@klasseact6663 Being homosexual is woke, incredible.
@@klasseact6663WOAH WOAH WOAH WE GOT A COOL GUY OVER HERE
I'm every other weekend dad
Sez you @@konsta6367
The weird clutch is because of the Renault drivetrain. Almost all Renault manuals after 2000 feel like it. I've heard tightening the clutch cable makes it better.
Also it really is a terrible clutch to learn with, but once you get used to it, it makes stationary traffic way more comfortable.
Truly the Fun Dad’s Altima
Real Story: About 10 or so years ago, gas was getting really high in my area. My dad, an underground coal miner, was seriously considering one of these to drive back and forth to work. We even test drive a couple of these. Then my brother was born!
The Puke is a car that you see everywhere, yet you don't see it. Your brain filters them out of your conciseness, much the same as most SUV's.
I had a 2012 6 MT with a intake ,exhaust , manual boost controller , and I added as much fuel as possible when I tuned it when I worked at a nissan dealer. It ran low 12s in the 1/4, wound up flipping it in an accident where the juke was unrecognizable and I survived with just rods and pins in my back .
It brings be joy to see RCR get back to those season 2 vibes.
Best part of my wife’s Jukebox was the manual. Sold it last week with 175k. 6MT is the only transmission worth a damn
I always liked the looks of the juke. But understood that the cvt in most was a grenade.
Yeah, the manual is the way to go, but at least in the US you could only get a manual with FWD and AWD with the CVT.
Well, Toyota probably saw this bubbly Nissan/Renault and launched the C-HR. Which, IMO, is much more eye-pleasing.
Nah its even more ugly. They just replaced the Juke's blobby curves with angles that resolve into other angles
Lexus UX200 is best C-HR
@@ileutur6863 Too be honest, I'm not really a car guy, blame KTM and Kawasaki for my fondness of sharp lines 😅
These are the best car reviews on RUclips!
Very nearly bought one in 2019 for my partner when we were looking for something cheap and funky to mess with, because I didn't want to spend any money potentially ruining my Evo. We looked at maybe four or five Nismo RS Jukes (210+ hp oooooh) over the course of two weeks, and every single one had something wrong or go wrong while we were seeing the car, despite them all having fairly low mileage. One had a hacked up harness in the rear. Another one had moldy seats and belts. And right before we were going to test drive the last one, we nearly got snowed in at the dealer.
Seeing the storm roll in and narrowly escaping it, we took refuge in a grilled meat restaurant and mulled over what we went through. We took it as a sign to give up, so we did. That night, I found a clean Abarth 500 on CL with low miles and a desperate seller. We went to see it after the snow cleared, bought it on the spot, and stumbled upon what would become one of our favorite cars. My partner loves it dearly and will probably never let it go.
So, in a way, thank you, Nissan Juke, for teaching us never to settle (for you) and to always keep searching for better cars and brighter days.
Every time I see a Nissan Juke I think about the Samsung Juke cellphone that my older brother got in 2008. It was the first cell phone for either of us and this thing was so weird, but we were able to play madden on it!
S A W S
There’s a classic era RCR throwback I needed
I had a Juke NISMO several years back. I loved that goofy looking car a lot
I thought the Kicks and the Juke were the same car and I had just imagined it was ever called the Juke.
Also, I’m glad to see saws and outhouses RCR again. We’re so back!
this man don’t miss.
Funny you posted this now. My new neighbor has a Nismo Juke. Didn't know anything about the specs and kept intending to look em up out of curiosity and forgetting. This confirms my suspicions. Here's to being contrarian, though, I drive a 2020 Veloster RSpec lol. At least my car has some performance to it's name, one of the last affordable hot (spicy?) hatches imo
Anyone making headlights even vaguely like that should be investigated for war crimes
Hell yeah. The reason I subscribed is back in this video! RCR off the pill!
Me: Sees 9 seconds of the Video.
Also me: Owns one (Nismo)
Me as well: Drives it and dosen't care anymore.
Love the Video allready (after just a few seconds)
That Turbo Engine in the Juke was no JOKE
Wish Nissan would put it in the Versa.
A texting teen wrecked my rental car 9 years ago. When the tow truck dropped me off at the nearest Enterprise all they had was a Juke. I drove it straight to the airport, was given an Impala (the old mid 2000s version they only kept building for fleets...the one that lacked power steering at slow speeds), and was damn happy to get it instead of the Juke!
@AvE mentioned lets go? Not a crossover I was expecting but ya love to see it.
Best part of my wife’s Juke was the manual. Sold it last week with 175k. 6MT is the only transmission worth a damn. The gearing was so close that I drove it as a 4 speed 1,2,4,6
That was RCR perfection! I prefer the under 15-minute videos. Thank you!
I absolutely lost it at the saws / outhouse bit. My GOD that made me laugh
Classic RCR weirdness. Made my day.
I have a 2011 loaded AWD Juke. Bought it new because it looked like a frog. 140k miles. Very little trouble. A couple of bad ignition coils at 130k. Otherwise, zero problems. I love my juke. The stock stereo is great with 300 watts and a subwoofer. And the best part is that you can see your front running lights from inside the car. Totally ridiculous design and that’s why I love it.
I hated the Juke when they came out and were seemingly everywhere. And then they were all gone. CVT failure, I'm guessing.
Now when I see one, I get excited. Yeah, they're ugly, but they're very distinctive. And Nissan was at least willing to take a chance on something different.
Exactly. Everyone wants all cars looking the same.
12:09 is a proper blast from the past.
I missed this side of RCR.
I like the juke. It is not boring.
my grandma had one of these and she loved it. her previous car was a 1990 geo metro 5mt.
I'm sure owning that made her appreciate the Juke
12:00 - 13:00 YES! Love it.
I met a really cool guy with a datsun 240 and he mentioned his wife had a juke nismo with the 6 speed. They took it to tail of the dragon and it was able to keep up apparently. I wasn't even aware that these existed until then, and have not thought about its existence once since that conversation until now.
12:12 when they recorded a dubstep song while holding 3 saws like all those weird Doom knockoffs back in the day
I remember racing a NISMO one of these a few years back in my RX8.
Outhouse jump scare is a new one 🤣
I like the Juke. It does what crossovers usually fail to do. Be interesting and unique.
I agree I just got my first car and it’s a juke, I instantly loved how different and eccentric the car looked compared to other SUV’s. Not to mention the car is in relatively good shape.
@@jennyr8972 Congratulations! Enjoy your cute little car- you will never forget the memories you are going to make in it.
@@r3beatty thank you so much, I’m super excited 😊😊
I am in awe of the hazard lights button placement on that dash
"juked up" license plate. he sure did.
For some Reason these are a rather common Sight here in Germany. I even saw 3 Nissan Juke NISMO Versions this Year alone.
Don't ask me why, i have no Idea.
That said, you Guys should come visit Germany sometime in the Future, lots of over all weird Cars but also Cars that are normal here you should review like you did in the Past in the UK and New Zealand and the upcoming Australia.
Don't worry, we Central Europeans all speak very fluent English!
Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps
I saw that shed and I'm like oh that's an outhouse. One came with our land up north, very hot in the summer.
It’s a joint venture with Renault? Now the styling makes sense.
As someone who learned how to drive stick on my dad’s Nissan Juke, yeah this video hit me pretty close to home...
The Nissan Aztec. Plus I love those side window shade thingies which say. "Grampa wants something fun!"
Well now, @ around 13:00 I'm just high enough to wonder if this weed is WAY better than I thought or RCR is sending us a legit cry for help.
It definitely scratched an itch in my post migraine brain
Same
Nissan Puke. The official car of driving with foglights and high beams on in clear weather and daylight
14:10 made me start laughing out loud for the first time since I got broken up with thanks rcr keep it classy
The official car of the NHS nurse who sells Herbalife
12:12 we went back in time to DODGE AVENGER era RCR.
I wasn't ready for the RLM references, but I'm here for it.
Oooooooooh yeah that's the good shit, the classic shit. This reminds me of the first RCR video I ever hooked me. Top form. Exemplary work. Thank you.
The Nissan Juke: a car that looks best in 240p. BTW, this episode was fantastic. I was eating breakfast when you sang "I found a new way to poop!" and I laughed so hard I knocked over my coffee. Bless you, Sir.
Crazy they wanted something sporty but ended up making a crossover that's some how slower and heavier than my N/A buick lesabre.
I like the Nissan Juke just because it is different.
4:05 Ahh core high school memory unlocked.
Mr. Zdanio was in his first year teaching, and he taught the intro to electronics class. Basically, a slack off class for kids that just needed an elective. Well, one day, someone did the same thing you described, stabbed a soldering iron through a brand new large spool of solder, and left it there. Zdanio, in his incredibly nasally voice, said "Who melted all the solder?" That became the running joke all year. Along with capacitors being stuck in outlets, one of my favorite classes ever.
My mechanic told me never buy auto(cvt) Juke, he said it's a miracle if the cvt's make it to 100,000km and they cost thousands to replace when they do break
That's Nissan for you
Altima SR enters the chat.
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 *that's CVTs for you
It’s cheaper to just swap for a low mileage transmission or swap the transmission with one from a different car with an adapter plate to match. No one has done it yet but a DSG swap from a Mk7 Golf GTI/R to any one of these would work so many wonders in its favor. Especially if it’s an AWD model.
Would be interesting if you could test and give us your opinion on a Juke Nismo RS (the manual version if possible). It had a LSD diff, better suspension and supposedly a reinforced chassis (and some versions had Recaro semi-bucket seats, like the ones from the 370z)
The Nissan Juke sits alongside the Kia Soul on the list of cars that I like aesthetically, but would never be caught dead driving or would ever want to own.
Good to know this car is actually bad. My blind hatred for its looks feels justified
They become less bad once you start adding more power to them. These buggers can get real fast, real quick once you start working on the mechanical stuff. They have a decent aftermarket, including a fix for the sloppy shifter, but once you add even basic stuff like a cold air intake, full exhaust, some grippier and stickier tires, and a high flow or catless downpipe, it really opens them up and the Juke becomes a fun car to drive.
I’ve rode in a stripped out Juke, with no interior other than a steering wheel, dashboard, 2 front seats, and a fender exit exhaust shooting flames making 400hp. Damn thing sounded like a tractor, if it was possessed by the devil himself. Hated them until I rode in one that day. Now I secretly want one.
@@original__gmebvy no amount of horsepower is making the juke appealing
@@glomp1712 that's the point, it's called a sleeper for a reason......
You always nail the stereotype 😂 Holy crap, “fun dad”
A touch of the Nism
I miss my 2013 Nismo 6 speed. I put a short shifter in it, helped ALOT with the vagueness of the shifter.
They sell this in the UK as the Juke Nismo.
I haven't figured out the mentality of someone who buys a Juke Nismo.
It was a teeny bit controversial because the Clio 4RS with the same engine only got an autobox and this got a manual.
Then Ford came out with the Mk7 Fiesta ST and ate everyone's lunch anyway.
The Juke Nismo was also sold in the US, in a base and an RS trim.