Sometimes when Carradine is on the screen, he`s super-imposed on top of a white galaxy, but it looks like to me that John has a smear of cocaine on his face! Great review, buddy!
Remember once when I was a kid, I was sick & couldn't sleep... Ended up catching this flic on one of those old Late Night Movie Shows. For years I thought it was a fever dream! Thanks for your excellent retrospect of a truly un-excellent Film! (Oh, & it was also known as 'Alein Holocaust'!)
Alien Holocaust, aye ? I'd never heard of this being called that way. I'm surprised to find out even late night television stations would allow themselves to play this crap...
Suggestions for the future: Invaders From Mars ( 1986). Strange Invaders. The Blob ( 1988). Invisible Invaders. The Vampire 🧛♂️. Journey To The 7th Planet. Black Christmas ( 1976). Silent Night, Deadly Night ( 1984). Silent Night, Bloody Night. Devil Times Five. Snowbeast. Creature From The Haunted Cave.
I'm a newer subscriber and I would love to see what you'd think of Larry Cohen's "The Stuff" from 1985. It could fit into either 'Bad' or 'Cult' category. It's part Body Snatchers and part The Blob, and overall a really good time. 🙂
Oh yeah, I've heard of that movie. But never saw it. This will be an opportunity to do just that. Only time will tell if I'll put that movie about killer frozen yogurt into the bad or cult horror category!
I don't know why...maybe because I've had a few, but this flick reminds me of "Santa Claus conquers the Martians" featuring Pia Zadora that came out the year before. That said, how much did Carradine get paid for his role here, $1000?
You're right, both those flicks take place on our neighboring red planet. As for Carradine's salary for the crap fest, sorry but I don't know how much he was payed. I know the total budget was a measly 33,000$.
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 I suppose even if it was a $1000 in 1964 it equates to $10,000 in 2024. Not too shabby for a man who just leant his image to the producer and read a page of a script.
Samuel Jackson is one of those actors I respect in that he goes from project to project with out rest. But even his tiny roles ie. Good fellas, coming to America.... he still manages to do well in his role. Carradine doesn't seem to care about these little roles.
i recall another crapfest where astronats are inside a living asteroid/planet with evrything being bright red with various plastic hoses to represent the planet's innards.
If you want a truly horrible movie to review, I dare you to do The Curse of the Mummy Cat. It's not that old, but I can pretty guarantee that you won't find a worse movie.
Are you sure ? Because people keep telling me that this or this movie will be the worst I'll ever see, and get I keep finding worst each time. 🤣 I'll put it on my recommendation list!
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 It's a great movie. It's a spoof on 50's television, including sci-fi movies, and it's co-directed by some big names, and has some big name stars doing cameos. You gotta see it man!
Is it as bad as you say it is seriously want to be able to be so bad it’s entertaining so is it is because you said it is so or or is it just as bad as playing nine
A movie so cheap the actors couldn't afford to act😮
That's a good one. 🤣🤣
It was so cheap, I couldn't afford to pay attention.
Agreed. The movie doesn't deserve our attention.
Sometimes when Carradine is on the screen, he`s super-imposed on top of a white galaxy, but it looks like to me that John has a smear of cocaine on his face! Great review, buddy!
Let's recap the action so far."
"Nothing really."
"You're right, let's move on now."
😅
@@mikesilva3868 heh heh heh
John Carradine has turned into Scarface. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 heh heh heh
In Space no one can hear you snore!!! Good review Thanks
😅😅😅😅😅😅lol
Considering how much of a snooze fest this is, maybe people can hear me snore in outer space. 🤣
I suffer from insomnia, maybe a dose of this movie is the cure without the potentially harmful side effects.
Well it'll surely put you to sleep, you sure try it. But as for the potentially harmful side effects... I don't know man, hahha.
That alien with the big ears was also used in "Space Probe Taurus" (1965). He looks a bit like a guy from my old high school days.
😊agreed
@@mikesilva3868 👍
🤣🤣🤣
Thank you! If you knew how long I have wondered if that was the same prop! Thanks again for the confirmation!
Be careful! He can hear you👂.
Remember once when I was a kid, I was sick & couldn't sleep... Ended up catching this flic on one of those old Late Night Movie Shows. For years I thought it was a fever dream! Thanks for your excellent retrospect of a truly un-excellent Film! (Oh, & it was also known as 'Alein Holocaust'!)
Alien Holocaust, aye ? I'd never heard of this being called that way. I'm surprised to find out even late night television stations would allow themselves to play this crap...
I watched this as a kid. I liked the Martian but the rest sucked. You called this a nothing burger. I call it a turd burger with a side of crap.
😅your crappy effects are against me
Yuk, that sounds revolting... Perfect way to describe this film...😭💀
Suggestions for the future:
Invaders From Mars ( 1986).
Strange Invaders.
The Blob ( 1988).
Invisible Invaders.
The Vampire 🧛♂️.
Journey To The 7th Planet.
Black Christmas ( 1976).
Silent Night, Deadly Night ( 1984).
Silent Night, Bloody Night.
Devil Times Five.
Snowbeast.
Creature From The Haunted Cave.
Thanks Kayla.
We never have seen this! Excited for the review! 😃
Hope you like it!
We love every episode you do 😃
@@awfulmoviereviews6792the yesterday machine movie next 😊
@@awfulmoviereviews6792😊same
@@helenj4902agreed 😊
Bad movies that we need to see on your channel : birdemic shock and terror , samurai cop 1990, giant spider invasion 1975, alien 2 on earth 1980.
😊mst3k episode of the giant spider invasion was hiliarous great riffing good host segments
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Please Bad Movie Review Flesheater from 1988.
Okay ! I'll put it on the recommendations list !
Bad Movie Review: Please consider ‘Dragonfight’ (1990)
What about slave girls from beyond movie 😊
@@only257Yeah, that’s pretty bad
Okay ! I'll put it on my recommendation list.
I've never even heard of that one ahaha. 😅😅
0:39 Is that a Ferengi?
It could be. 🤫🤣
1975: when Mars still had lakes. And a wizard?
Yep. A lot of things have changed since lmaooo.
I'm a newer subscriber and I would love to see what you'd think of Larry Cohen's "The Stuff" from 1985. It could fit into either 'Bad' or 'Cult' category. It's part Body Snatchers and part The Blob, and overall a really good time. 🙂
Oh yeah, I've heard of that movie. But never saw it. This will be an opportunity to do just that. Only time will tell if I'll put that movie about killer frozen yogurt into the bad or cult horror category!
I don't know why...maybe because I've had a few, but this flick reminds me of "Santa Claus conquers the Martians" featuring Pia Zadora that came out the year before. That said, how much did Carradine get paid for his role here, $1000?
You're right, both those flicks take place on our neighboring red planet.
As for Carradine's salary for the crap fest, sorry but I don't know how much he was payed. I know the total budget was a measly 33,000$.
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 I suppose even if it was a $1000 in 1964 it equates to $10,000 in 2024. Not too shabby for a man who just leant his image to the producer and read a page of a script.
I agree. One could do much worse in terms of acting salaries.
Somewhere out there must be a good-looking print of this long-time eyesore. But where??
Maybe out on Mars. And even then, I'm not sure. 🤣
I was going to try to defend this. But I can’t,I just can’t. There is nothing to redeem this slog. Even the super evolved Martian scenes are dull.
I couldn't agree more. This has nothing good about it... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Samuel Jackson is one of those actors I respect in that he goes from project to project with out rest. But even his tiny roles ie. Good fellas, coming to America.... he still manages to do well in his role. Carradine doesn't seem to care about these little roles.
No, he really couldn't give two craps haha. He was really just there for the paychecks.
My opinion is that Astro Zombies is the worst movie John Carradine was in
Frankenstein Island was bad toooo. lol
Astro Zombies eh ? I'm scared to give it a peel now. 👀😬🤣
Oh yeah, I reviewed that one too. Truly atrocious crap...
As a 10 year old I thought this movie was kinda fun!
Yeah, maybe I would've thought the same thing when I was that age... or not lol.
Another Low point in John Carradine's career. 😞
I'm starting to wonder why we expect him to be any good. Everything I've seen him is total garbage.
It definitely was... A man's got to do what a man's got to do, he wanted to finish his theater group.
He stared in some real classics back in 30s and 40s ! Like Stagecoach!
Will you ever review "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians," "The Angry Red Planet," or "Robinson Caruso On Mars?"
Is that a request? If so, of course I can review those !
@awfulmoviereviews6792 Yes plz. I have a bad feeling you'll hate all three, but still. 😞
i recall another crapfest where astronats are inside a living asteroid/planet with evrything being bright red with various plastic hoses to represent the planet's innards.
Hum, what movie is that ? That doesn't really ring a bell. 🤔
you should review this movie again!
Oh nooo please don't make me watch this again, I'm begging you. 😭
These motion pictures cost about $100 to film. And that includes the salary of the actors.
Probably a cent each.
Please review predator 1987 on cult horror review.
I won't be able. I've tried to find a good version, but I just can't.
This looks like something that I would really have enjoyed……at a Saturday afternoon matinee when I was six.
That changes a lot of things hahahaha!
the monologue made the movie, it was a separate entity and was better than its setting.
It felt like an eternityyyyyyyyy watching this.
The cheesiest of the late era Lost in Space episodes shine like Christopher Nolan epics in comparison to ....THIS.......whatever THIS is
Agreed. Any of those are better than this. I don't even know what this really is, now that you mention it.
Your guns are useless, but scare the crap outta me anyway.😅
They at least should have had rayguns or something that looks like one. Don't know how well an M1 carbine would have worked on mars.
Yeah, I'm not sure that would've gone over to well lol.
If you want a truly horrible movie to review, I dare you to do The Curse of the Mummy Cat. It's not that old, but I can pretty guarantee that you won't find a worse movie.
Are you sure ? Because people keep telling me that this or this movie will be the worst I'll ever see, and get I keep finding worst each time. 🤣
I'll put it on my recommendation list!
Now I know the inspiration for Amazon Women on the Moon!
Oh man, that sounds like another terrible movie.
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 It's a great movie. It's a spoof on 50's television, including sci-fi movies, and it's co-directed by some big names, and has some big name stars doing cameos. You gotta see it man!
Interstellar is based on this movie
Wait what ? 😆
Nooooooooooooooo😅
Trash...
Is it as bad as you say it is seriously want to be able to be so bad it’s entertaining so is it is because you said it is so or or is it just as bad as playing nine
You mean Plan 9 ?
Truly awful.
Heck yeah ! You said it Thomas !
What happened with cult horror reviews ???
When I'll have more time, I'll make those reviews again!
Sounds like bad version of wizard of oz.
Yes, that's it. 😭😭😭
This movie looks cheap as h3ll 😂😂😂😂!
Oh yeah, you got that right. There's no denying that lol.
@@awfulmoviereviews6792 😁