K9kuro scares Shoto with his Masturbation stories

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024
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  • @leetaeryeo5269
    @leetaeryeo5269 10 месяцев назад +3617

    Shoto’s face journey was hysterical

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 10 месяцев назад +4586

    As the saying goes “their is nothing more gayer then a room full of straight men”, So far the saying is still holds true.

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 10 месяцев назад

      Straight men have done some gay things, but the stuff I have heard from some of the girls around, oh lord.
      Maybe that’s just, because more women are bi than men.
      I think most of the girls I dated or wanted to date, were bi sexual.

    • @soundstorm7
      @soundstorm7 10 месяцев назад +74

      He’s not straight though

    • @Upia_VT
      @Upia_VT 10 месяцев назад +11

      god is this saying standing true.

    • @judgejudy5103
      @judgejudy5103 10 месяцев назад +60

      @@soundstorm7 idk this was extremely straight gay guys dont do this

    • @soundstorm7
      @soundstorm7 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@judgejudy5103 I’m just saying the guy in the video said he’s not straight.

  • @furinas_hat-s1b
    @furinas_hat-s1b 10 месяцев назад +2551

    Shoto’s face is always so funny 😭

    • @justcat2386
      @justcat2386 10 месяцев назад +4

      Cringe man......

    • @simp10884
      @simp10884 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@justcat2386what

    • @justcat2386
      @justcat2386 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@simp10884 U Stop, ur Name ist simp10884, Not better

    • @appleberry_yt
      @appleberry_yt 9 месяцев назад +21

      @@justcat2386they didn’t say anything 😭😭

    • @justcat2386
      @justcat2386 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@appleberry_yt IDK 🤔

  • @KangarooFreak003
    @KangarooFreak003 10 месяцев назад +1707

    I had this stream as background noise but this moment made me pause EVERYTHING I was doing ☠

    • @snow_daniii
      @snow_daniii 10 месяцев назад +118

      was watching this at work...so happy i was the only one in the office that day 😂

    • @KangarooFreak003
      @KangarooFreak003 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@snow_daniii oh my god 😭😭💀

    • @kiarakagelia261
      @kiarakagelia261 10 месяцев назад +7

      same, same 🤣

    • @HanazukaNo.2
      @HanazukaNo.2 8 месяцев назад +8

      Thats js crazy😭😭 ​@@snow_daniii

  • @TheSylveonSurfer
    @TheSylveonSurfer 10 месяцев назад +1797

    It really depends on the size of the group and in what context. If it's 2-3 guys hanging out at home, shit gets real deep real quick. We start talking about feelings and shit. If it's more than that, private or public, shit gets real gay real quick. But, not like... gay gay, just straight gay... which means it's somehow more homoerotic than an actual gay interaction.
    That's why dudes prefer to hang out in larger groups. It's easier for them to be gay than it is to be emotionally available.

    • @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art
      @Aconitums_Poisoned_Art 10 месяцев назад

      It’s the “bro massages” for me- like why are you fondling your homies? NEXT TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS-

    • @jpxfrd6924
      @jpxfrd6924 10 месяцев назад +103

      That's sad actually

    • @senioravocado1864
      @senioravocado1864 10 месяцев назад

      Homoerotic but exactly homosexual lmao

    • @senioravocado1864
      @senioravocado1864 10 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@jpxfrd6924 We are not trained to be emotionally available, we're supposed to be physically capable

    • @vixen.9787
      @vixen.9787 10 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@senioravocado1864 Who do you think set that system up?

  • @I_got_hexed_so_bad
    @I_got_hexed_so_bad 10 месяцев назад +1009

    The more you hear the story the more your eyes goes out from ur head 😂

  • @xiaoslen
    @xiaoslen 10 месяцев назад +640

    Shoto be representing how we all felt hahaha

  • @bakudekumaximum4362
    @bakudekumaximum4362 10 месяцев назад +446

    No matter what form he is. He's always so cursed and hilarious

  • @hoanglinh8594
    @hoanglinh8594 10 месяцев назад +520

    He never fail surprising me with his story and experiences :))))

  • @S1eepyYur1
    @S1eepyYur1 10 месяцев назад +503

    When I was a kid in kindergarten, me and my best friend would pull down our pants in daycare to see if we had the same underwear. And most of the time we did 💀

    • @rezmez-ft2hm
      @rezmez-ft2hm 10 месяцев назад +54

      how the fu-

    • @My_Arse
      @My_Arse 10 месяцев назад +29

      Sounds ho-

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 9 месяцев назад +6

      So were you in kindergarten or daycare?

    • @S1eepyYur1
      @S1eepyYur1 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@LARAUJO_0 my school had a day and after care services for parents who couldn't drop off or pick up their kids in time, so both

    • @ZackySena
      @ZackySena 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@My_Arsesounds horrible*

  • @alwayssonic
    @alwayssonic 10 месяцев назад +243

    You would have to torture me to get that information out.

    • @Socket32
      @Socket32 26 дней назад

      So you DID participate in "wank-offs"

  • @moonfiend9259
    @moonfiend9259 10 месяцев назад +301

    Shoto: (ABSOLUTE PURE HORROR)

  • @kiyoshi-kyodai7546
    @kiyoshi-kyodai7546 10 месяцев назад +205

    HELP WHEN I SAW THIS I CLICk IT LIKE THERES NO TOMO.

  • @mikeylikesit525
    @mikeylikesit525 10 месяцев назад +213

    Kuro...sweet mother of god. What the actual fuck?? My beloved, that's actually insane. 😭

  • @woraks
    @woraks 10 месяцев назад +350

    His face is so cute lmaoooo

  • @BriskoBiscuit3456
    @BriskoBiscuit3456 10 месяцев назад +512

    “Wank-offs”😭😂

  • @Emmalin_j
    @Emmalin_j 10 месяцев назад +130

    kuro must've been like "great view"

  • @0strangerghost08
    @0strangerghost08 9 месяцев назад +61

    I wasent expecting Shy lily to be invested into this story I’m surprised Shoto is the one who’s scared 💀

    • @x._3347
      @x._3347 9 месяцев назад +11

      He is a virgin ✨

  • @bababaaa7515
    @bababaaa7515 9 месяцев назад +43

    the cia couldnt water-board that information outta me

  • @Yoda-dk8to
    @Yoda-dk8to 10 месяцев назад +148

    Shotos face and reaction is wow I’m diying

    • @Yoda-dk8to
      @Yoda-dk8to 7 месяцев назад

      Omggggg 101 likes I feel special

  • @nimrodfilms5104
    @nimrodfilms5104 10 месяцев назад +231

    3:11 The benefits of being bi in that situation is that you have the straightness to pull off being one of the guys but you also have the gayness for them to be your material........... which sounds terrible to say out loud....... BUT IM NOT THE ONE WHO USED THE TERM MATERIAL OK!!!!

    • @KaiMontego
      @KaiMontego 9 месяцев назад +2

      Mhm, mk😒

    • @juztkei
      @juztkei 9 месяцев назад +14

      Most rational conclusion

    • @nimrodfilms5104
      @nimrodfilms5104 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@juztkei LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH Месяц назад +4

      I'm a closeted bi guy. Sometimes one straight guy friend would come to me from behind, hug me and touch my breasts. That changed something in me ngl.

    • @nimrodfilms5104
      @nimrodfilms5104 Месяц назад

      @@saulgoodmanKAZAKH Never had anyone do that to me personally..... but yea my brain would completely short circuit

  • @cleeiii357
    @cleeiii357 10 месяцев назад +189

    Very on brand for him still ngl.

  • @Wolf-Howl3r
    @Wolf-Howl3r 10 месяцев назад +89

    Poor Shoto. My brain is.... is still loading.

  • @Poemi10304
    @Poemi10304 10 месяцев назад +143

    Those are some real good face physics.

  • @Druochole
    @Druochole 6 месяцев назад +19

    THE CHAT COLLECTIVE GOING “WHAT?” IS SO FUNNY

  • @saccharinesilk
    @saccharinesilk 10 месяцев назад +65

    The Puppy Was Too Stunned To Speak

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 8 месяцев назад +25

    Back in my day, anyone who took longer than 5 minutes got some "assistance" from the boys.

  • @takimnation8985
    @takimnation8985 5 месяцев назад +9

    I hated just how my brain can easily create an imagination of a certain situation. And this story will be on my mind for a week

  • @jvhykx
    @jvhykx 10 месяцев назад +73

    only real homies do weekly circle jerks

  • @Emi_Weebo_VT
    @Emi_Weebo_VT 9 месяцев назад +23

    KURO TOOK IT ONE STEP UP AHSHAHHAA NEVER EXPECTED THAT

  • @Charsteria
    @Charsteria 10 месяцев назад +54

    im speechless💀😭

  • @YoonSpirals
    @YoonSpirals 10 месяцев назад +86

    I just wanna know like whyy y was the loser the one who lasts the longest lmao

    • @nmadrid12
      @nmadrid12 10 месяцев назад +35

      right?? Sounds like the real winner to me

    • @IzameBirb
      @IzameBirb 10 месяцев назад +51

      @@nmadrid12if you can't bust it to the homies, you're not a homie

  • @dinah6927
    @dinah6927 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love his expression so much. One of the main reason why i got into vtuber world

  • @666aron
    @666aron 10 месяцев назад +68

    Oh, come on. I understand it was a competition, but a true homie would've helped the ones who couldn't finish. It was already decided that they did lose, so what's the harm in some brotherly help?

  • @juanmiguellatorre4996
    @juanmiguellatorre4996 4 месяца назад +6

    Batman could not EVERRR beat this information out of me

  • @sxfia_soukoku
    @sxfia_soukoku 4 месяца назад +5

    The moment Shoto realised and his eyes widened 😂

  • @wthIsTimeEven
    @wthIsTimeEven 10 месяцев назад +79

    THEY PASSED THE MF IPOD OMFG IM HYSTERICAL

  • @foxyroo8251
    @foxyroo8251 9 месяцев назад +35

    oh god this story just takes me back to when we went on a trip for 3 days (im a fucking girl bro) and we were assigned our own temporary dorms and like- i was with the girls and beside our room was a large room filled with like 8-10 boys i think (they’re my batchmates) and uhh like while me and the girls were like- uhh talking shit and gossip about whoever we JUST HEARD LIKE- WTF BRO IT WAS LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING I THINK AND THEN WE STARTED HEARING LIKE- YA KNOW, SOUNDS. AND WE WERE SO CONCERNED. WE COULD HEAR THEM FUCKING- MASTURBATING TOGETHER AND LIKE, WE WERE STUNNED BRO I WAS TRAUMATIZEDAND EVERY GIRL IN OUR ROOM WAS TRAUMTIZED I STILL FUCKING REMEMBER IT HEEEEEELP. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THAT TRIP WE MADE IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE A RETREAT. YA KNOW. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABUT 3 DAYS OF GETTING CLOSER TO GOD. LIKE HUH. IM DONE MAN.
    (plot twist: me and my girls actually kinda do the same thing. we literally undress ourselves or a tleast the top partially smtimes and just start comparing ass and tit sizes as if it was the most normal hting in the world or maybe ask so casually out in the blue, “how do you finger yourself?” or like questions like, “what’s the color of your underwear.” and whatnot like that.)
    the most plot twist of the plot twist of this tho was that we all did this as fucking minors… yeh.

    • @Xaureed
      @Xaureed 9 месяцев назад +4

      The fucking hell. 😂

    • @yuscara
      @yuscara 8 месяцев назад +8

      wtf 💀 damn this is hard to imagine

    • @BrandonLung
      @BrandonLung 8 месяцев назад

      Not really. For me, this is easy.

    • @O_O7z
      @O_O7z 4 месяца назад

      Fanfic ass shit women don't do this either. We do compare breast sizes but no not this lol

    • @TigerVids531
      @TigerVids531 3 месяца назад

      ​@@BrandonLungDrake?

  • @jiggiewig
    @jiggiewig 9 месяцев назад +12

    i thought kuro was mysta for like a half of this
    update: i wasnt going nuts surpisingly

  • @mochi_aster
    @mochi_aster 10 месяцев назад +28

    thank you for not adding subtitles I'm watching this at longhorn and my mom is right next to me-

  • @IxiaRayne
    @IxiaRayne Месяц назад +2

    My god, they never ever could’ve waterboarded a story like that outta me lmfao

  • @SprigPlantar3728
    @SprigPlantar3728 10 месяцев назад +10

    After watching this i suddenly feel like gulping down on some holy water

  • @VictorPhaeron
    @VictorPhaeron 10 месяцев назад +7

    It sounds like they were playing soggy biscuits,,, without the biscuit

  • @_._sophia._.
    @_._sophia._. 10 месяцев назад +41

    It just kept on getting worse what the fuuuck😭😭

  • @pickle_juice392
    @pickle_juice392 3 месяца назад +5

    you could not water board this outta me💀

  • @emilyberryhill5401
    @emilyberryhill5401 10 месяцев назад +19

    Homies help homies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂but this is hilarious how men are when they are comfortable with each other

  • @GDZmaj
    @GDZmaj 7 месяцев назад +4

    Next thing you know, their gonna have a squirting competition 💀

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 10 месяцев назад +322

    i still believe kuro is straight even after hearing this.

    • @Mint_River11
      @Mint_River11 10 месяцев назад +149

      sadly the straight one is the one with the gayest action

    • @fionadevinci4530
      @fionadevinci4530 10 месяцев назад +204

      He's bi tho

    • @petko6926
      @petko6926 10 месяцев назад +53

      He's not straight.

    • @jamesrian1578
      @jamesrian1578 10 месяцев назад +229

      He’s officially bi but it’s really not that important. Bi or not, his stories stay insane

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@jamesrian1578 fr? When did he say he was bi?

  • @Krieg_45
    @Krieg_45 10 месяцев назад +9

    In the wise words of dreamybull:
    *AMBATUNAT*
    *AMBUSSING*
    *AMBATUBLEW*
    *AMBATUKAM*

  • @RavenAveira
    @RavenAveira 4 месяца назад +1

    It took me a minute to process what I heard and then my face did the same slow mo into shock Shotos did when it clicked 😭

  • @hugolicious1886
    @hugolicious1886 10 месяцев назад +4

    Ain’t no one compare by whipping it out in front of each other

  • @Cheebie_108
    @Cheebie_108 10 месяцев назад +26

    0:33 excuse me WHAT?? O👄O

    • @Cheebie_108
      @Cheebie_108 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm traumatized

  • @TheGuyWhoCantPickAName
    @TheGuyWhoCantPickAName 9 месяцев назад +9

    I think we need to rewrite the bro code…

  • @scaleonkhan183
    @scaleonkhan183 9 месяцев назад +6

    0:42 NOBODY ASKED THAT!!!!!!!!

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 9 месяцев назад +5

    I’m not british but when I heard shoto’s friend say w a n k off XD

  • @OwODemon666
    @OwODemon666 9 месяцев назад +6

    I am terried of these Guys confidence

  • @legolizzz
    @legolizzz 10 месяцев назад +7

    THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY 🤯🤯

  • @johnregiemerdeleon2671
    @johnregiemerdeleon2671 10 месяцев назад +26

    so relatable

  • @I_AmSomeone
    @I_AmSomeone 9 месяцев назад +6

    What me and my friends randomly talk about during recess:
    YES IM YOUNG AND SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING THIS-

  • @Y4ns.run5.w1Ld
    @Y4ns.run5.w1Ld Месяц назад +1

    AIN’T NO WAY BRO HAD AN EDGING BATTLE

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 10 месяцев назад +126

    I wanna compare sizes with both of them ngl~

    • @tinyhome1414
      @tinyhome1414 10 месяцев назад +52

      Oh 😰

    • @kyoomiii
      @kyoomiii 10 месяцев назад +24

      oh!

    • @TriquetraHQ
      @TriquetraHQ 10 месяцев назад +14

      *sniff and rubs my nose* sheesh

    • @ischleep6278
      @ischleep6278 10 месяцев назад +19

      NOT SHOTO'S TAIL LIKING IT THO...

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv 10 месяцев назад +7

      EXCUSE ME🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @rune7894
    @rune7894 9 месяцев назад +4

    that last comment from shoto was outa pocket 💀

  • @Misakiart69
    @Misakiart69 10 месяцев назад +26

    I CANNOT….. KURO…… IM GONNA DIE HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH IM DEADGE BRUV-…….. JESUS CHRIST-

  • @kittycarlo414
    @kittycarlo414 17 дней назад

    everyone is too honest but i love it and I'm crying laughing

  • @xbling_shutdown2815
    @xbling_shutdown2815 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm surprised not many other people have story's like this or are to embarrassed to talk about. I've got a few of them, it's just around that age where all boys start to learn about masturbation and are curious about it

  • @zoelaelahchristopher
    @zoelaelahchristopher 2 дня назад

    them talking dirty as hell: MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Shoto: 👁👄👁

  • @Red-y2j6n
    @Red-y2j6n 10 месяцев назад +11

    The face😂

  • @HomoSeal
    @HomoSeal 25 дней назад

    Gotta establish that PECKER ORDER!!!!

  • @p0is0nabi
    @p0is0nabi 10 месяцев назад +15

    Nahhhhh just Kuro being him 💀 hahahah not surprised at all 😌❤️‍🩹🪦

  • @HanazukaNo.2
    @HanazukaNo.2 8 месяцев назад +2

    Why did he talk about it so causually it's so terrifying

  • @DuskyPredator
    @DuskyPredator 10 месяцев назад +2

    My experience was that anything approaching any part 9f this would have been met with accusations of gay, and ridicule.

  • @lennaahowl
    @lennaahowl 10 месяцев назад +7

    He sounds so much like Mysta

  • @MacNeuvi
    @MacNeuvi 9 месяцев назад +2

    Im here flabberghasted at sho saying men actually do compare sizes-

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 9 месяцев назад

      According to my straight friends, they really do. Some of them even send dick pics.

  • @uselessteen-ge2hy
    @uselessteen-ge2hy 9 месяцев назад +1

    The famous pão doce.....

  • @Emmalin_j
    @Emmalin_j 10 месяцев назад +5

    i- did not need to see this . . .bt at the same time wtf-

  • @MichaelAfton-eh1wz616
    @MichaelAfton-eh1wz616 23 дня назад

    shoto's face at the beginning of the video🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zc3lestial.mp4
    @zc3lestial.mp4 10 месяцев назад +7

    Well I learnt something today😂

  • @Cutebutter675
    @Cutebutter675 10 месяцев назад +2

    I’m eating cucumber

  • @bernadethalvior7105
    @bernadethalvior7105 9 месяцев назад +1

    shoto get scared so cute

  • @JamesLaugesen-z1e
    @JamesLaugesen-z1e 8 месяцев назад +1

    37 SECONDS IN AND IM ALREADY DYING🤣

  • @RANPO-EDOGAWA-x6g
    @RANPO-EDOGAWA-x6g 8 месяцев назад

    Thats the face of pure disgust😭

  • @lylabohnsack8579
    @lylabohnsack8579 10 месяцев назад +7

    thats wild-

  • @doggypi1532
    @doggypi1532 8 месяцев назад

    ...oh dear... I am shookth!~ like too much even for me lol

  • @redspiderliliesx
    @redspiderliliesx 5 месяцев назад +1

    SOMEONE HAD THE BALLS TO GO INTOA ROOM W 240 DOLLARS AND GIVE IT TO TWELVE STRAIGHT MEN EQUALLY

  • @Liauqa92822
    @Liauqa92822 4 месяца назад +1

    Shoto: 😮

  • @Lu_kaaa
    @Lu_kaaa 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t know how to feel

  • @dollsxo
    @dollsxo 10 месяцев назад +2

    CRYUNG WHATTTT.

  • @Vaxwastaken
    @Vaxwastaken 10 месяцев назад +33

    wait shylilys tail is on shotos lap technically 😏😏

  • @Mizsty
    @Mizsty 10 месяцев назад +34

    😂😂😂

  • @theredPrincefreestyleSinger
    @theredPrincefreestyleSinger 10 месяцев назад +7

    Lol true tell them shoto its not a man thing

  • @alexhawk6470
    @alexhawk6470 9 месяцев назад +2

    Not my friends and I doing the same thing at camp😳

  • @Infin8cosmo
    @Infin8cosmo 8 месяцев назад

    Ookie cookie

  • @shirleys4124
    @shirleys4124 10 месяцев назад +13

    💀💀why can I understand English

  • @LiveLaughLove_Livingston
    @LiveLaughLove_Livingston 4 месяца назад +1

    *takes notes in trans ftm*

  • @BrandonLung
    @BrandonLung 8 месяцев назад +5

    2:35 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO M*STURBATES STANDING JUST LIKE ME

  • @Emi_Weebo_VT
    @Emi_Weebo_VT 9 месяцев назад +2

    HE WAS RAISED IN BRITIAN RIGHT? DO OTHER BRITS-WAIT I NEED TO ASK MY FRIEND IF HE EVER DID THIS LIKE OMG! PPL DO THIS?

  • @lyle_marie_ceniza
    @lyle_marie_ceniza 10 месяцев назад +12

    Well 😂

  • @senioravocado1864
    @senioravocado1864 10 месяцев назад +5

    Did K9kuro go to an all boys school or something?

  • @sasaihab7892
    @sasaihab7892 10 месяцев назад +5

    Wait is kuro like the new mysta guy

    • @5uiciide
      @5uiciide 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yep

    • @lennaahowl
      @lennaahowl 10 месяцев назад

      I was like is that a Mysta talking

  • @AlexWasTakenAlready
    @AlexWasTakenAlready 10 месяцев назад

    I'm done 💀