I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya." "Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing my homework. "Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth. "No, pa," I would answer. "Good." He would then walk out of the room and shout, "if I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'." It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake. I would swallow my pride. "No, thanks. I don't want to catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, that I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet. One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air. I breathed in. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hitting that yeet, nibba," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me. I haven't hit that yeet since. •• PART II: Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one. With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone. "Yeet," I spake. Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest. "Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me. "Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'." My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle.
Another night, another Jorbs run. I'm looking forward to sleeping, thank youuu 💫 edit: oh loooool i just got to the part where ppl were saying jorbs "went off" on chat or whatever, as if he'd, red-faced, yelled at people or smth. Y'all are strange lmao. 😋 anyway good night~
over a thousand hours played and several hundred spent watching you play and somehow i only just noticed that the maw floats when watching this video today
@@jacob-2271 If you look at the feet, they do not actually look like feet at all, unless the maw just casually stands on his ankles instead of his feet.
why do you underrate cards like brutality and berserk? to me they seem like decent resource generators (card draw and energy) that you activate for the cost of hp similar to offering, and i am genuinely curious as to why i never see you take them.
They are decent, but it’s a tempo loss the turn you play it, as you waste a card draw drawing it. It an ironclad game, you will only have 4 cards to draw that turn, and if you getting hit for a lot, than it’s bad.
I heard Twitchjorbs is away right now, but RUclipsjorbs still have content to upload. I thought RUclipsjorbs was stealing Twitchjorbs content.. h .. how can this possibly be!? Whose content is this?
Isn't discussion of other streamers in a stream chat generally pretty rude? Like, there are definitely notable exceptions to this But come on man, that isn't necessary, even then
I don't know what's going on with some commentators here but the long discussion about the other streamer's great achievements _was_ pretty fucking rude
@@jacob-2271 His job is playing glorified Solitare in front of thousands of people. If I got paid to play my favorite videogames for hours, I wouldn't give a shit what my twitch chat was talking about.
Even after attempting to explain it, the idea that jorbs would admonish his chat for talking about another streamer during his stream is cringy and sad. Until then he wasnt even interacting with the chat during this run. If his chat is enjoying their conversation just play and enjoy the fact that they are here watching you instead. Until he mentioned it i didnt even notice, now im actually thinking of watching whomever they were talking about instead. Like i think i get what he means but it's just kinda pathetic sounding and ive never heard another streamer do that, even the most chat-interactive ones
Pathetic is a pretty strong word, so no need to be rude. I don´t really agree with his approach on that topic either, but at the end of the day it is still his chat and if you don´t like its rules, you really can, like you suggested, go watch those other streamers.
I agree in this case because it didn't appear that they were even talking about the streamer, just used a recent experience in relation to a Watcher conversation. Either he misunderstood, or some of the newer twitch chat that was not on the display was what he was addressing. Twitch chat literally was talking about Watcher because Jorbs addressed it, just like he wanted. Are they supposed to say "Yeah I saw a streamer not to be named here get a 90% win rate with Watcher trading for boss relic" and when someone says "Who?", they say "I'll send you a direct message with the name" in order to not trigger Jorbs? I love Jorbs so much and if this is the rule that's fine, as long as it's clear :)
@@Towlie939 that feels like an very unnatural/unintuitive way to do things. To the degree that you would then likely have to explain why you're doing it and making it even MORE cumbersome. Then again I don't fully understand his problem, he has to be civil about a stranger in front of an audience? Meh. Does it make him uncomfortable that social protocol dictates he can't be rude about a stranger's wrongness because audience? Doesn't seem to stop him from quipping with a pretty sharp tongue towards his chat on occasion. I don't mean to sound overly aggressive here I'm just having some difficulty relating to his position. Like yeah, you can't say whatever about whoever in front of an audience. You have to choose your words carefully sometimes. That's just a downside that comes with the territory imo. But I guess it is kinda like walking into a restaurant, sitting down and unpacking a meal from the restaurant across the street. Puts the owner in a weird position. Not a great analogy perhaps. But whatever. I've rambled for long enough.
I feel like he explained pretty well why the situation is awkward and why he doesn't like doing it Like it's his channel, it's up to him what kind of conduct he says is acceptable in chat
"I didn't want to play watcher, I wanted to play Ironclad, that's why I'm playing Ironclad". Same.
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I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya." "Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing my homework. "Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth. "No, pa," I would answer. "Good." He would then walk out of the room and shout, "if I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'." It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake. I would swallow my pride. "No, thanks. I don't want to catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, that I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet. One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air. I breathed in. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hitting that yeet, nibba," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me. I haven't hit that yeet since. •• PART II: Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one. With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone. "Yeet," I spake. Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest. "Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me. "Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'." My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle.
The new season of Umbrella Academy truly is wild.
Wtf did I just read?
This is... certainly a thing.
Huh.
Sacred bark white beast is one of my favorite combos. Simple and very strong.
Clearly all this run needed was sozu :P
Another night, another Jorbs run. I'm looking forward to sleeping, thank youuu 💫 edit: oh loooool i just got to the part where ppl were saying jorbs "went off" on chat or whatever, as if he'd, red-faced, yelled at people or smth. Y'all are strange lmao. 😋 anyway good night~
Da two hour Ironclad run 😳
Jorbs doesn't want to play Watcher because he doesn't want to be associated with Twitch Chat 😭
I'm still waiting for a silent alchemize, white beast, sacred bark video. Has jorbs done a run like this on twitch?
I remember watching On RUclips a Silent run with alchemize and sacred bark, not sure if it also had white beast though.
@@orkomistrzu he also had a potion belt in the run you are referring to.
What do the Bark relik ? It is a secret.
The bark doubles the effectiveness of options
over a thousand hours played and several hundred spent watching you play and somehow i only just noticed that the maw floats when watching this video today
Dunno im 8 minutes in and loving this kingkiller discussion in twitch chat
But did he get Potion Belt?
Today I realized the maw doesnt have legs. Those are its arms and it's actually just floating.
It isn't floating?
Im pretty sure its just standing on its legs dude
@@jacob-2271 If you look at the feet, they do not actually look like feet at all, unless the maw just casually stands on his ankles instead of his feet.
@@jacob-2271 1:31:56 for reference
It's the Hindenburg version of a jaw worm, or a Hindenworm if you will.
why jorb look so angry in august 13 2020
why do you underrate cards like brutality and berserk? to me they seem like decent resource generators (card draw and energy) that you activate for the cost of hp similar to offering, and i am genuinely curious as to why i never see you take them.
They are decent, but it’s a tempo loss the turn you play it, as you waste a card draw drawing it. It an ironclad game, you will only have 4 cards to draw that turn, and if you getting hit for a lot, than it’s bad.
waiting for the boss rare card drop to see if jorbs picks the corruption. i think it has corrupted him. with POWAA
I heard Twitchjorbs is away right now, but RUclipsjorbs still have content to upload. I thought RUclipsjorbs was stealing Twitchjorbs content.. h .. how can this possibly be!? Whose content is this?
Isn't discussion of other streamers in a stream chat generally pretty rude?
Like, there are definitely notable exceptions to this
But come on man, that isn't necessary, even then
“I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CARD DRAW”, you have 5 different sources of card draw.....should’ve gotten demon form honestly
I don't know what's going on with some commentators here but the long discussion about the other streamer's great achievements _was_ pretty fucking rude
Sacred Bark + White Beast Statue is based
Can Jorbs play a single game of StS without complaining about the people making him money?
Jorbs is a bitch like that
@@Thecurseofsanity he's allowed to complain about his job, everyone else does.
@@jacob-2271 yeah, but he makes mountains out of molehills pretty often
@@jacob-2271 His job is playing glorified Solitare in front of thousands of people. If I got paid to play my favorite videogames for hours, I wouldn't give a shit what my twitch chat was talking about.
@@adamerdman8737 that would make you a moron
The VOD is so much more watchable when I mute it and put it on 1.5 playback speed
oh no it isn`t!
You can just tell how socially awkward Jorbs is. I bet he only leaves his house like 2 times a year. Weirdo
Even after attempting to explain it, the idea that jorbs would admonish his chat for talking about another streamer during his stream is cringy and sad. Until then he wasnt even interacting with the chat during this run. If his chat is enjoying their conversation just play and enjoy the fact that they are here watching you instead.
Until he mentioned it i didnt even notice, now im actually thinking of watching whomever they were talking about instead. Like i think i get what he means but it's just kinda pathetic sounding and ive never heard another streamer do that, even the most chat-interactive ones
Pathetic is a pretty strong word, so no need to be rude. I don´t really agree with his approach on that topic either, but at the end of the day it is still his chat and if you don´t like its rules, you really can, like you suggested, go watch those other streamers.
I agree in this case because it didn't appear that they were even talking about the streamer, just used a recent experience in relation to a Watcher conversation. Either he misunderstood, or some of the newer twitch chat that was not on the display was what he was addressing.
Twitch chat literally was talking about Watcher because Jorbs addressed it, just like he wanted. Are they supposed to say "Yeah I saw a streamer not to be named here get a 90% win rate with Watcher trading for boss relic" and when someone says "Who?", they say "I'll send you a direct message with the name" in order to not trigger Jorbs? I love Jorbs so much and if this is the rule that's fine, as long as it's clear :)
Pathetic was too strong a word and I dont mean to attack him, maybe petty is the word I was looking for
@@Towlie939 that feels like an very unnatural/unintuitive way to do things. To the degree that you would then likely have to explain why you're doing it and making it even MORE cumbersome.
Then again I don't fully understand his problem, he has to be civil about a stranger in front of an audience? Meh.
Does it make him uncomfortable that social protocol dictates he can't be rude about a stranger's wrongness because audience? Doesn't seem to stop him from quipping with a pretty sharp tongue towards his chat on occasion.
I don't mean to sound overly aggressive here I'm just having some difficulty relating to his position. Like yeah, you can't say whatever about whoever in front of an audience. You have to choose your words carefully sometimes. That's just a downside that comes with the territory imo.
But I guess it is kinda like walking into a restaurant, sitting down and unpacking a meal from the restaurant across the street. Puts the owner in a weird position.
Not a great analogy perhaps. But whatever. I've rambled for long enough.
I feel like he explained pretty well why the situation is awkward and why he doesn't like doing it
Like it's his channel, it's up to him what kind of conduct he says is acceptable in chat