【TTRPG: GUN】The Dunces of the Dying West (ONE-SHOT SESSION)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Players: ‪@OuroKronii‬ ‪@NoirVesper‬ ‪@MagniDezmond‬
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  • @kaitokid9
    @kaitokid9 18 дней назад +16

    HoloSalt will always be LEGENDARY. I MISS THEM.

  • @tunnel0
    @tunnel0 4 месяца назад +110

    Man. Being here again exactly a year after watching it live. The last Salt collab. It hurts man.

    • @FlamingHomelessMan
      @FlamingHomelessMan 2 месяца назад +18

      This was legit one of the funniest collabs ever. Very underrated

    • @marfin4325
      @marfin4325 22 дня назад +4

      Yeah.. I miss em.

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- 18 дней назад +3

      @@FlamingHomelessMan Also, just as someone who loves watching Table Top RPG One Shots in general, as well as full campaigns, from many different channels across youtube... This group is also just really good. Calli's a fun host and better than many GMs you see on youtube.
      Shame that, because of the idol-nature of Vtubing, Calli and Kronii can't just do more holosalt with irl Vesper and Dez.

    • @eddieazhar5185
      @eddieazhar5185 14 дней назад +2

      Peak era

    • @falapadieu
      @falapadieu 13 дней назад +2

      Dang, I watched this the first time I didn't even know it was Vesper's last
      I took a liking to his personality after the therapy session with Kronii. He's underrated fr

  • @MrMultiB
    @MrMultiB Год назад +250

    I will miss this group. They just bounced off each other so naturally 😢

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 месяца назад +8

      And its all thanks to the unicorns

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku 4 месяца назад +19

      ​@@arlynnecumberbatch1056Maybe not directly, I don't think they had anything to do with Vesper and Magni leaving.
      However, the fact there's been no more EN Hololive/Holostars collabs since, that's suspicious.

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 месяца назад +9

      @@perotekku very suspicious indeed. Just a few months ago, fwmc were praised for "not cheering on holostars" during their relay for the holoexpo when in reality they are just too scared to even show support on the boys because guess whos gonna cancel them if they do? Right, their own fanbase

    • @me-qh7bx
      @me-qh7bx 3 месяца назад +14

      ⁠@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 Sorry, I’m new to the vtuber community. Is the term “unicorns” just a polite and soft way to call these fans degenerate incels?

    • @Serapholo
      @Serapholo 3 месяца назад +5

      @@me-qh7bx yes

  • @levidos9693
    @levidos9693 19 дней назад +20

    Apparently our good friend cookie and his Pumpkin spice latte's are livin in the wild west ..

  • @XIANiK.
    @XIANiK. Год назад +387

    Magni is such a good role player. He’s always able to come up with such witty and clever lines in the heat of the moment. Kronii’s back and fourth with the gang was hilarious and I loved how Kris’ existence became an inside joke. It was obvious how much vesper was enjoying himself, finally being a player in a ttrpg and his impressive attention to detail was evidence of that. Calli was a great DM organising the whole thing, setting it up, arranging the music and backgrounds all while playing so many characters and executing the narrative. Everyone did so great this stream and it was a real treasure

    • @purebaldness
      @purebaldness Год назад +43

      100%. A mere upvote isn't enough to show my appreciation for your comment.
      Dez is really impressive in both TTRPG sessions. Charismatic narcissism at it's finest. I really hope to see him at it again.

    • @XIANiK.
      @XIANiK. Год назад +32

      @@purebaldness Yeah, he’s a real (holo)star. You can tell he has fun with these characters and his maxed out intelligence stat really comes into play with the improv

  • @keepdeathonhold
    @keepdeathonhold 19 дней назад +10

    After watching this one again, it’s crazy to see all the jokes I missed when I watched the most from stream with Biboo, GiGi and Fauna.

  • @pbyn153
    @pbyn153 Год назад +94

    Forever will be a classic of a collab. Gonna miss Cookie and Clappington

  • @tavisays9614
    @tavisays9614 19 дней назад +10

    I'm back. After some time got to see Advent, Promise, Justice and of course Myth with Calliope leading a new squad at GUN. loved these peeps all together and still do. This was great!

  • @PewterCityGymLeaderBrock
    @PewterCityGymLeaderBrock Год назад +615

    I like how in both TTRPGs that Dez has participated in, he's played as a character that is an absolute psychopath. An incredibly hilarious psychopath, but a psychopath nonetheless. Would love a sequel to this session so we can see Two And A Half Hats get their revenge on Outback Steakhouse. Amen!

    • @dooderino2237
      @dooderino2237 Год назад +11

      what was dez's other ttrpg session? was it just a story he told or was it a stream? 😮

    • @TofuOnAPlate
      @TofuOnAPlate Год назад +55

      ​@@dooderino2237 Tempus has a D&D 5e run on Vesper's channel where he DMs the HQ boys. So far it's two sessions with one being streamed live and another pre-recorded and split up into 20-minute videos.

    • @Peace141308
      @Peace141308 Год назад +85

      ​@@dooderino2237 two words my friend.
      Eldritch
      Blast

    • @Smoked_Pancakes
      @Smoked_Pancakes Год назад +32

      he's two for two on characters who use and manipulate others to their benefit

    • @veevoidwalker160
      @veevoidwalker160 Год назад +29

      "played" a psychopathic character. Nah, my theory is that he's an actual psycho

  • @ElEscolta
    @ElEscolta Год назад +755

    This is the best "Blood Meridian" and "Snowpiercer" crossover adaptation I ever seen

    • @МұратПамир
      @МұратПамир Год назад +20

      excuse me, there no judge and skinning. WHERE IN HELL BLOOD MERIDIAN?

    • @paorousama
      @paorousama Год назад +66

      @@МұратПамир honestly magni is like a comedic anti-judge holden

    • @Eupator5
      @Eupator5 Год назад +28

      This is like the "burn after reading" version of blood meridian. I love it.

    • @SteadFast411
      @SteadFast411 Год назад +24

      And this comment in itself has to be one of the most unique things I've read in a VTuber comment section 😂

    • @xainreaper6458
      @xainreaper6458 Год назад +27

      @@МұратПамир I mean there's a 7 foot tall pale white man here.

  • @darkfire032996
    @darkfire032996 Год назад +461

    4 hours of adventure to end up slightly worse off than they started. At least they all lived lmao

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle Год назад +11

      Didn't exactly have many options.
      What's half a dozen or so murders for no gain whenever you make it out in one piece, right?

  • @starrenPI
    @starrenPI Год назад +260

    3:58:55 Cookie says he trusts Clappington. Those are words to regret.

  • @eleuuuuu
    @eleuuuuu 19 дней назад +17

    I can't believe Bible 2 got a prequel 😂

  • @Wazaraku
    @Wazaraku Год назад +240

    The last time we would HoloSALT... at least they left with a banger... and endless Kronii trauma xD

    • @ShouheiSuzuki
      @ShouheiSuzuki Год назад +41

      R.I.P. to the 2nd Session of the G.U.N. and/or the Mecha TTRPG they where talking about/planing to do with Vesper as the DM.

    • @suikasachi4395
      @suikasachi4395 Год назад +27

      I need the bible 2 with all of its DLC and figurine :(

    • @eleuuuuu
      @eleuuuuu 19 дней назад +2

      At least we got a prequel... and we can rest assured that Kris' trauma is for the better of the dying west 😂

  • @natzo89
    @natzo89 Год назад +642

    For ONCE, Kronii is the one needing therapy at the end of a session. (Kinda)

    • @SteadFast411
      @SteadFast411 Год назад +84

      Fortunately, she has a good therapist to tormen- I mean talk to, in Vesper right here.

    • @Mati-kun
      @Mati-kun Год назад +13

      And she still won at the end.

    • @sammydray5919
      @sammydray5919 Год назад +10

      ​@@SteadFast411 Maybe THIS is why Kronii and Vesper set up that therapy scene..... WE HAVE BEEN IN A TIMELOOP THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME!!!???? 😱😱😱😱

    • @MrMajenta
      @MrMajenta Год назад

      -t. Vestie

  • @fireblaze1580
    @fireblaze1580 Год назад +714

    *TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *1* (Start: 7:44)
    ---------
    *[On* *This* *Episode* *of* *Snowpiercer…]*
    1:53:04 “So we have a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
    2:10:18 “Seems like a *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
    2:58:26 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”*
    *[SCENES]*
    30:43 Setting the Stage
    32:06 *Scene:* The Church
    41:06 *Scene:* Clappington’s Sermon
    48:38 *Scene:* The Reverend Returns
    1:08:00 *Scene:* Buried In the Desert / The Outhouse Boys…
    1:23:00 Scene: Waking up in the Desert
    1:31:38 *Scene:* Billy’s Ranch
    1:46:33 *Scene:* Train Station (Hostage plan)
    1:51:55 *Scene:* Peasant Car
    2:32:37 *Scene:* Luggage Cabin
    2:49:04 *Scene:* Getting to more classy Cars
    2:57:00 *Scene:* The Royal Train Cart
    3:31:39 *Scene:* So Anyway, they Started Blasting
    3:54:30 *Scene:* TRAUMA
    4:00:12 *Scene:* Back In Town / Facing the Reverend
    4:13:21 *Scene:* Riding Off into the Sunset
    *[A* *Few* *Moments]*
    19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy*
    32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)*
    45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!*
    1:04:24-1:05:24 HAT MATH
    1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART*
    1:34:04 No "Used" Horses allowed: "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_*
    1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East!
    3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend?
    3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ *
    ---------
    *COMPILATIONS* (Full Timestamps in Replies)
    *[AMEN!]*
    7:58 Amen!
    35:26 AMEN!
    43:13 AMEN!
    53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! "
    56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!"
    56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN
    3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?”
    3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!"
    3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”*
    *[VIOLENCE* *IS* *THE* *ANSWER]*
    1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child..
    1:38:15-1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7*
    1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man"
    1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?"
    1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
    2:30:00 We could... Shoot them?
    2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting”
    2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? (It’s a poodle)
    2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”*
    3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death
    3:37:24 *KILL* *2:* RIP Guard…
    3:37:54 *KILL* *3:* RIP second guard…
    3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
    3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…”
    3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?"
    3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking _them_ to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.”
    3:54:39-3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
    4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead.
    *[Cookie* *Flashing* *his* *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci]*
    1:36:56 Cookie Flashes Billy
    1:59:21 Cookie Flashes The Train Conductor / 2:00:25 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “do the thing with the hand”
    2:25:27 Cookie Flashes The Cowboy’s on the Train
    3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!*
    *[Silly* *Little* *Boy* *Hands]*
    3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”*
    3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…"
    3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings
    *[Kris’* *Trauma]*
    1:39:05 *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7* / 1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’*
    1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!"
    1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.."
    1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right?
    3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now”
    3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
    3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...*
    3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins
    3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…*
    4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived…
    4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West….
    4:14:40 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.." (90%)
    *[Clappington's* *Child* *Abuse]*
    1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
    1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
    1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris
    1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris”
    2:16:11 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I _also_ have this Boy….”
    2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?”
    2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once”
    2:45:06 *I’m* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….* - KRis
    2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“
    3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...*
    3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again
    3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."*
    3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!”
    ---------
    *CHARACTERS*
    *[KRIS* *Scarface* *Reynolds]*
    15:58 Played by *Kronii*
    *[Saint* *Clappington]*
    18:35 Played By *Magni*
    19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun
    19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…*
    *[Cookie* *Callabahn]*
    20:16 Played by *Vesper*
    20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_*
    33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!*
    *[Ned/Ted/Fred* *Emerson]*
    37:05 An Altar Boy of the the Reverend’s Church
    38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred....
    1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
    *[Timothy* *Backwater]*
    44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater:* The man who questioned Clappington's Sermon style
    *[The* *Reverend:* *Louie* *Devilin]*
    48:38 The Reverend Returns!
    55:54 The Reverend Leaves the church: "There will Be Retribution!"
    4:09:11 Life and Death with the Reverend
    *[Billy]*
    1:32:41 *Billy:* The Ranch Owner is a widower
    *[Br’ish* *time]*
    2:53:02 The Bri’-si Man who’s fluent in Italian
    *[P0ny* *Mitchel* / *The* *Outhouse* *Boys…]*
    1:13:27 *P0ny* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_*
    3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure!
    *[Ruby* *Applegate]*
    3:01:08-3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here?
    3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds
    3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant?
    3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds
    3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
    3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention…
    3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun
    3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!*
    3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby
    3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them
    *[Barclay* *Frans]*
    3:06:18 Introduction: *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels
    3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
    3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to!
    3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
    3:47:00 Callabahn Takes Barclay's Other Foot..
    ---------
    *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS* *IN* *THE* *REPLEIS*
    ---------
    o7

    • @fireblaze1580
      @fireblaze1580 Год назад +77

      *TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *2*
      ---------
      *FULL* *TIMESTAMPS*
      7:24 BGM Change
      7:44 *HOWDY*
      7:58 Amen!
      8:05 They’re Here! *(In* *144p)*
      8:54 Character Figures Drawn by Magni
      9:15 Nice hats!
      *[Introductions]*
      9:25 *Calli:* DM / Narrator
      9:39 *Vesper:* Cookie Callabahn
      10:24 *Magni:* Saint Clappington
      11:16 Magni’s Equipment: Cigarette Case / His Thor Gucci Gun
      12:33 Did Dez get his gun from The good paying people of the church?
      13:12 *Kronii:* Kris Scarface Reynolds
      14:10 n The west, If you shoot someone, they’re dead.
      14:52 -Sir- _SAINT_ Callpington
      ---------
      *CHARACTERS*
      *[Kris* *Scarface* *Reynolds]*
      15:58 Played by *Kronii*
      16:05 *Stuff:* Knife That kills _only_ Rattlesnakes
      16:17 *Big* *Deal:* Kid with the Golden Arm
      16:26 If they feel unlucky with their dice, they can play cards to make an action happen / Kris can sacrifice that Card *To* *kill* *anyone* All kills = Trauma)
      17:04 If Kronii gets Traumatized, What happens?
      17:23 *Gun:* Deringer (Seldgehammer)
      17:36 *Debt:* Wanted for Stage Coach Robbery
      17:42 *Reputation:* Cheat at Cards
      *[Saint* *Clappington]*
      18:35 Played By *Magni*
      18:43 *Big* *Deal:* Black Eyes
      19:02 *Debt:* Owing cash to the money Man
      19:08 *Gun:* Gucci Gun
      19:14 He has a *Tiny* *Hat…*
      19:46 *Kronii’s* *Feather* *Drives* *Vesper* *Cr@zy*
      *[Cookie* *Callabahn]*
      20:16 Played by *Vesper*
      20:18 *Big* *Deal:* Salt of the Earth
      20:30 Can make anyone sharing a meal with him answer one question truthfully
      20:55 *Gun:* Legacy Gun (Pagliacci)
      20:55 *Debt:* Owes a bounty hunter a *_foot_*
      21:12 That is their Cast! / "On the lookout for Anyone's Foot"
      21:31 Two Cookies?
      ---------
      21:48 *OVERVIEW* *OF* *THE* *RULES*
      22:36 *How* *Throwing* *Down* (Rolling) *Works*
      22:45 *6* *Sided* *Die:* 1-3 = Failure / 4-6 = Success
      23:02 Their personal Qualities will add up toin the dice pool
      23:14 *Eg.* Cookie rolls a Squint Roll
      24:40 *Eg.* Kris wants to shoot a feller
      25:44 *Risky* *Actions:* The narrators flips a coin as well
      26:25 *Hard* *Actrions:* Exceptionally hard (You can only set one goal for an action)
      26:48 They Can help Each other out, but if something Bad happens they share the consequences
      27:27 *What* *is* *Grit?*
      29:01 Other characters will have Grit as well
      29:38 They Can Recover Grit By Resting / Cooking
      29:55 (Time passes while Resting/ Their are clocks Calli’s keeping for certain events..
      ---------
      *TTRPG:* *THE* *DUNCES* *OF* *THE* *DYING* *WEST*
      ---------
      *SETTING* *THE* *STAGE*
      30:43 *Start!*
      30:55 Moving away from the Gunshop, and hading out to the *Dessert..*
      31:12 *The* *West* *Is* *Dying…*
      31:42 Our story begins with 3 Outlaws…
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *CHURCH*
      32:06 Saint Clappington has taken over the Reverend Louie Devilin’s Church…
      32:57 How did Cookie Callabahn Meet Saint Clappington? *(Silence)*
      33:50 Cookie’s ahead of his time! His *Pumpkin* *Spice* *Latte!*
      34:35 Clappington: "Would you really be trusting you religious duties to a man with Devil In his name?"
      35:26 AMEN!
      35:36 What’s *Kris’* *Day* *Like?*
      37:05 There’s also an Altar Boy Name *Ned* *Emerson* here
      37:27 The Young altar boy Ned approaches the group, and warns they might want to clean up the church before the Reverend returns..
      38:05 *Clappington:* “Well -Ned- Ted/Fred.... the only thing that needs to be tidy, is your soul.. *(Also* *I’ll* *shoot* *him)”*
      39:37 What will he do for Today’s Sermon
      40:35 People File into the church...
      *[Clappington’s* *Sermon]*
      41:06 *Clappington:* “Many of you are probably wondering where Sir Devilin is... Well, he’s run away!”
      41:36 *Sermon* *Story:* Many years ago on a.. _Tuesday..._
      42:02 A Man So Thirsty he could Drink the entire ocean (42:13 On a _Tuesday_ mind you)
      43:13 AMEN!
      43:30 *Kris* Questions the logic behind drinking an entire ocean…
      44:18 *Timothy* *Backwater* Asks Clappington why He’s not reading any Bible scriptures like The reverend..
      44:54 Clappington’s answer… / 45:38 They Released a Sequel.. *Bible* *2!*
      47:08 Rolling a swindle roll to Convince everyone of the Bible 2!
      47:47 The people are convinced!
      *[The* *Reverend* *Returns]*
      48:38 *Enter:* The Reverend!
      49:08 Offering the Reverend on of cookies pumpkin spice latte
      50:16 *Sheriff* *Morrison* (OL, PINK) Introduces themselves
      51:48 The Sheriff is a god Fearing Woman understand... But the Reverend REFUSES To share the Church
      52:10 Cookie Callabahn hands the Sheriff his pumpkin Spice Latte
      53:12 *Sheriff:* "Does That Child Have a home?” *Kris:* "I.. I am a Follower of the lord.. AMEN! "
      53:51 *AYO?* 'I see You got a couple alter boys.. I'm watching you.." (The sheriff Leaves)
      54:45 Who keeps the Church? Time for An Old Fashioned Preach Off?
      55:54 *The* *Reverend* *Leaves* *the* *church:* "There will Be Retribution!"
      56:21 "The Holier man won! AMEN!"
      *[Who* *Keeps* *The* *Church* *money?]*
      56:30-56:35 Does Kris Have a home? “The lord's home is my home” AMEN!
      57:07 How much Cash do they have? / Discuss who should keep Tithes from the people...
      57:43 Discussing their Debt (I'm in Dire need of a Foot! - Cookie )
      58:09 Clappington’s *Frozen* *yogurt* *place* Didn't work out..*
      58:40 Why Doesn't Clappington sell his Gucci Gun?
      59:06 Shouldnt you be More conservative as a Saint? / 59:42 “Take life one step at time”
      1:00:12 *Kris:* “That’s my life Savings” *Clappington:* "You just got that rIght now!”
      1:00:40 Poor -Ned- Ted…
      *[Eating* *Cookeis* *delicious* *Meal]*
      1:01:16 It's time for Dinner!
      1:01:48 Kris is a picky Child / "I've been Eating Pumpkin for the past 2 Years" - Clappington
      1:02:32 If hhey're tired of Pumpkin..
      1:02:56 Where Does Cookie Get Their Pumpkin's From? *“The* *Lord* *provides* *it!”*
      1:03:25 Cookie makes the most Delicious Pumpkin ever
      *[HAT* *MATH]*
      1:04:24 Having Formed a posse, What do they choose to Call themselves?
      1:04:43 Two And a Half Hats?
      1:05:13 1.75 Hats
      1:05:24 *HAT* *MATH*
      1:06:16 “This is why we call them the Dunces of the wild west"- Calli
      1:06:42 As they discuss the math behind their hats, the group get tired.. and find themselves sleeping on the floor..
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *BURIED* *IN* *THE* *DESERT*
      *[Captured* *in* *the* *ground]*
      1:08:00 The Group Awake, Buried neck Deep in the Desert.. / 1:08:18 “NOT Again!!!” - Clappington
      1:09:27 Squinting into the night, Cookies parses out 3 Different Figures…
      01:10:52 A large Round boy, a cowpoke, and a tough Old Lady
      1:11:12 *Kris* *shouts* *For* *Help:* "I've been held Hostage!"
      1:12:29 The Group Gets *Slapped!*
      1:13:02 Money Is King
      1:13:27 *Pony* *Mitchel* of the *_Outhouse_*_ _*_Boys…_*
      1:13:57 Saint Clappington Tries cutting a Deal…
      1:15:49 Rolling swindle..
      1:17:02 Attempting to escape, Clappington tries firing his gun despite being buried Deep into the sand
      1:17:39 *A* *Hard* *Action* = 1:18:09 *FART*
      *[Forced* *Into* *A* *Heist]*
      1:18:36 Pony Mitchel Recognizes The name: Kris Reynold’s Scarface, and his cheating reputation..
      1:19:01 Kris Is just so “Cracked” at cards, everyone thinks he’s cheating
      1:20:22 *Describing* *The* *Heist:* A high stake Poker Game on a A Train
      1:21:47 The group Agree to the Heist..
      1:22:01 Laughter Cut short
      1:22:35 They Get Punched Out into Sleepy Land
      ---------
      *Continued* *In* *Part* *3* *Below*

    • @fireblaze1580
      @fireblaze1580 Год назад +66

      *TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *3*
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *BILLY’S* *RANCH*
      *[Waking* *Up* *in* *The* *Desert]*
      1:23:00 The Posse wakes up after having been Dug up and left on the desert floor
      1:23:16 Using the *well* *used* *knife,* Kris easily kills the *rattlesnakes* surrounding them
      1:24:58 Clappington’s plan to send Cookie in To Gamble
      1:26:11 *“BLAT* *BLAT!”* Kris is a Violent child..
      1:27:32 They’re all very slow… (Pumpkin Spice Debuff?)
      1:28:44 *Sand* *Flies* *into* *Kris’* *Eyes,* and he’s unable to see for the next 30 minutes..
      1:29:08 Spotting a ranch with some horses / 1:30:14 “Or we can eat them afterwards!” - Kris
      1:30:42 *Kris:* "The *Backstreet* *boys* are out to get us" / *A* *Leash* *for* *the* *Child…*
      *[Billi’s* *Horse* *Ranch]*
      1:31:31 Aproaching the Ranch, Someone Comes out to greet them...
      1:31:53 Kris is an example of A Sinner’s Life
      1:32:25 Saint Clappington asks the ranch owner some questions..
      1:33:50 The Ranch owner is a widower Named *Billy*
      1:34:04 *Haggling* *for* *the* *Horses:* 3 Cash Per horse? "I don't’ know About that Billy… They’re *_used”_*
      1:36:30 "Look at this boy, Look at how malnourished he his... Can we Come in and grab some lemonade?"
      1:36:56 Cookie Flashes is *Eye* *Talian* *Pagliacci!*
      *[Killing* *Poor *Billy..]*
      1:38:15 *Clappington:* "While he’s distracted, I'm gonna walk up and shoot him in the back!" (Rolling)
      1:39:05 *KILL* *1:* *BANG!* *RIP* *Billy…* *o7*
      1:39:26 Blinded Kris Saw nothing.. “He dropped some *cookie* *tray..”’*
      1:39:59 Cookie's Covered in Blood.. Saint Clappington!, Can you mind the Splash Back!"
      1:40:22 "A Man of his age.. Spilling _lemonade_ all over himself.."
      1:41:14 Cookie Goes into the house and sees it’s full of pictures of Billy and his wife / *Calli:* That man's dead now”
      1:41:43 *Clappington:* “You know what’s not dead? The stuff in his pockets” / *Calli:* "This is a bad man"
      1:42:20 Clappington let’s the *pigs* run Free
      1:43:16 *Could* *Kris* *Ride* *the* *pig?*
      *[Naming* *their* *horses]*
      1:44:00 “First order of business, we’ve got to name these steeds” - Clappington
      1:44:12 “I hereby dub my steed... *Billy!”*
      1:44:26 Kris Learns the horrifying truth Saint Clappington Killed Billy.. / 1:44:52 *Kris:* At Least you checked his pockets right?
      1:45:30 Kris names the other horse *Sllly!*
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *TRAIN* *STATION*
      1:46:32 Catching up to the train by horse, they arrive at the Train Station
      1:47:40 Needing to get on the train / 1:48:17 Thinking of "Negotiating" for tickets...
      1:48:46 *Kris:* "Might we just nab some ticket by putting a gun in their face?"
      1:48:53-1:49:34 *Hostage* *Plan:* Kris Is held Hostage by Clappington
      1:51:13 “I just want to see my dad one last time...” - Kris
      ---------
      1:51:55 *SCENE:* *THE* *PEASANT* *CAR*
      *[Entering* *The* *Train]*
      1:52:25 *Clappington:* “We have to play to our strengths, Kris”
      1:53:04 “So we have A *Snowpiercer* *Situation”*
      1:55:06 *”Magic”* *Trick:* The Great Clappington From the East!
      1:56:25 A minute Later.. The gun flies back to his hand…
      1:57:34 The conductor walks through and asks Everyone for their tickets…
      1:58:08 The Peasant Car? (The group try and convince the conductor they should be in the Rich Cart for Crosby's Game)
      1:59:21 *Cookie* *Flashes* *His* *Pagliacci* / 2:00:16 *Eye-Talian* *Proof:* “Do the thing with your hand”
      2:01:13 The conductor scrolls through *Microsoft* *Word*
      2:01:57 Conductor is unconvinced… Eye-Talian Heritage Rejected
      2:04:37 Kris: "What if we go on the Roof?"
      2:05:04 Clappington’s Idea to Disguise themselves in rich Clothing / 2:05:19 *“What* *If* *I* *Talk* *like* *this?”*
      *[Empty* *Cart]*
      2:06:16 Moving Forward Into the Next Peasant Car
      2:06:37 Squinting, Cookie Looks around for luggage
      2:09:31 Clappington opens a window and looks ahead to see there are 10 or so carts ahead…
      2:10:25 “Seems like a *snowpiercer* *Situation”*
      2:11:56 Who Should be their Player for the Poker Game?
      2:11:37 *"It* *would* *be* *too* *obvious* *for* *the* *known* *cheat* *to* *cheat!"*
      *[Peasant* *Cowboy* *Gambling* *Cart]*
      2:12:41 Entering the Next Cart, They hear someone win with a royal flush
      2:13:11 Time To Gamble: Clappington wants to Assert Dominance (+ a cigarette)
      2:14:45 Offering to cleanse their sins as a Wager / if them to spread a _Rumour.._
      2:16:07 *Gambling* *The* *Altar* *Boy:* “I also.. have this _Boy….”_
      2:16:26 "Hooowee!! This preacher is f*** up!"
      2:18:31 Upping the Deal: 2 Dollars + The Boy
      2:18:54 *kris:* “I’m going to die in a a week of terminal C@ncer..”
      2:20:00 Getting them to agree to use Cookies' Loaded Deck
      *[Card* *Game* *VS* *Cowboy’s]*
      2:21:27 Playing Cards
      2:21:56 *RAH* *ROH!* Trying to swindle with 0 Swindle…
      2:23:53-2:24:19 *Best* *of* *3!* Cookie Callabahn Wins!
      2:25:27 Cookie Flashes His *Pagliacci*
      2:25:36 Telling the Cowboy’s Why they Want to Enter Crosby's game with Rumours
      2:26:20 They don't look that part...
      *[Planning* *How* *to* *Get* *to* *the* *luggage]*
      2:28:15 *Clappington:* “Kris, You know I would never put you at risk Right?”
      2:28:50 Clappington’s Plan
      2:29:26 *HEEEELLP”*
      2:30:00 "We could... Shoot them?"
      2:50:15 It's too early to kill people? / “Billy’s Just resting”
      2:30:55 Moving over to another Cart
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *LUGGAGE* *CABIN*
      *[Luggage* *Cabin]*
      2:32:37 Seeing Luggage belonging to people they Don't; know
      2:33:37 Rolling Squint, Nobody appears to be inside...
      2:35:15 Rolling Class “I ain’t got no Class” - Cookie
      2:35:43 Kris also Can’t Discern anything Classy…
      2:36:27 *A* *Dog* *Begins* *Barking!* / 2:36:39 Cookie decides to feed the dog *Rattlesnake* Meat
      2:37:20 Can I consider Shooting this Dog..? / It’s a poodle
      2:37:30 *Kris:* “Do you think I’ll be Traumatized If I shoot an animal?" *Calli:* ”I'm gonna Make you Traumatized!”
      *[Gaining* *A* *Debt* *to* *the* *Sheriff]*
      2:38:09 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters!* / "I’m Changing Sheriff!" - Clappington
      2:39:04 The Sheriff temporarily Leaves
      2:39:24 Cookie and Kris still Can’t find anything Classy..
      2:40:01 At the very Last minute.. *Kris* *manages* *to* *Find* *a* *fancy* *Case!*
      2:41:14 *Sheriff* *Morrison* *Enters* *The* *Cart*
      2:41:40 Coming up with Excuses to tell the Sheriff
      2:41:51 *Kris:* “I wanted to feed him *Bullets* *of* *Love”*
      2:42:09-2:43:03 Straight Talk Failure after Failure…
      2:43:51 Sheriff Morrison Leaves to go check the cart behind them
      2:44:16 *Clappington* *To* *Kris:* “I Need you to be useful For once”
      2:45:06 *I'm* *Only* *10,* *But* *Ok….*
      2:45:46 With the Sledgehammer Gun, Kris Shoots off the the link Between the Cars behind!
      2:46:04 They now Owe A Debt to the sheriff…
      2:46:32 Did The Sheriff Survive?
      2:47:08 If they don’t pay back their debt to the sheriff, it will become part of their reputation
      2:48:00 A Dusky Blue Cowboy
      2:48:22 Kris Looks like an Adult in his New jet black Drip
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *TRAVELING* *TO* *THE* *CLASSIER* *CARTS*
      2:49:04 As they make their way Up the train, The surrounding Cowboys Look at them i new found awe..
      2:49:41 Talking to the *Bartender*
      2:50:35 *Kris* *Get’s* *Booped* *on* *the* *n0se* / “I’m an Adult!“
      2:51:26 Arriving at a slightly Classier Cart…
      2:53:02 *Br’ish* *time*
      2:54:11 *Eye-Talian* *Cookie:* “Bonjourno!” / 2:54:24 *Kris:* “Do the Gesture ..”
      2:55:06 *Clappington* *Makes* *a* *Good* *point!* Swindling their way inside Mr. Crosby/s Game…
      ---------
      *Continued* *in* *part* *4* *Below*

    • @fireblaze1580
      @fireblaze1580 Год назад +77

      *TIMESTAMPS* *PART* *4*
      ---------
      2:57:00 *SCENE:* *THE* *ROYAL* *CART*
      2:57:32 “I kinda want to take the carpet later..” - Kris
      2:57:56 Coming up with a Plan
      2:58:35 “It’s times like this I think.. *What* *Would* *Chris* *Evan’s* *do?”*
      *[Convincing* *the* *Rich* *to* *Let* *them* *Join]*
      2:59:00 The Group Try And Enter the Card Game..
      3:00:52 Cookie Carefully Flashes his *Pagliacci*
      3:01:08 *Business* *Woman* *Ruby:* “You can’t just buy Your way into any game you have to be important!” *Clappington:* Who’s more important than…. God?”
      3:02:01 Ruby Introduces themselves / Why is there a child here?
      3:02:16 " "I am an assistant He collects money from.. God living people.. AMEN!"
      3:02:38 Crosby at the head of the table Still Isn't willing to let them play
      3:02:53 *Saint* *Speech* *100:* What is a Friend?
      3:03:44 Betting a whole 2 Dollars?
      3:04:27 Mr. Crosby agrees to allow them to play
      3:04:48 Poor Kris is sent to the *corner...*
      *[Formally* *Introducing* *the* *Players]*
      3:05:00 - *Oliver* *Crosby*
      3:05:16 - *Seth* *Ogourmand,* The Copper king
      3:06:18 - *Barclay* *Frans,* The Jack of Jewels
      3:06:56 Poor Kris is told to be quiet…
      3:07:33 - *Ruby* *Applegate,* The Dame of Diamonds
      3:08:24 *Kris* *is* *booped* *on* *the* *n0se* *again…*
      3:08:50 “That kid” / "One of those *_train_* *_kids"_ *
      3:09:36 Kris is ready anytime/ "stay in the *corner.."*
      3:09:55 No Milk From Ruby... Kris is Lactose intolerant?
      *[Making* *Their* *Wager]*
      3:10:12 Clappington and Cookie Take a seat at the Table
      3:10:32 Ruby wagers 50 of her nicest Diamonds
      3:10:46 INAFF: Barclay Wagers _Rubies_ and Emeralds
      3:11:08 *Tiny* *Hat?* / He’s a Funny one!
      3:11:54 *Betting* *the* *Pagliacci* *Gun!* *Mamama* *Mia!*
      3:13:28 Crosby Compares their Gun To everyone elses High stake wagers
      3:14:09 “It’s a really nice gun though!” -Kris
      3:14:20 *2* *Guns?!* / *Clappington* *Bets* *his* *Gucci* *Gun!* Getting Ruby’s Attention…
      3:15:12 Ruby’s Taken a Shlne to Clappington’s gun
      *[Trying* *to* *Use* *their* *Loaded* *Deck]*
      3:16:32 *“Why* *Don’t* *you* *show* *them* *Your* *little* *Boy* *hands…”*
      3:17:53 The Boy’s been sickly since birth... / “Back to the *Corner* with you!”
      3:18:30 "My SlLLY Little Boy Hands…"
      3:18:47 Oliver Crosby Rolls Squint, And throws Their Cards out
      3:20:08 *RISKY* *ACTION:* Crosyb's At max Suspicion
      3:22:13 Looking out the window, Cookie spies Something odd…
      *[THE* *HIGH* *STAKES* *POKER* *GAME]*
      3:23:02 Wagering their 2 Guns (And 2 Dollars)
      3:24:30 Vesper Uses His Legacy gun Effect
      3:25:04 A 3 Way Tie!
      3:25:30 It’s Time To DUel
      3:26:25 Cookie Squints and learns
      3:27:30 Clappington Starts activating his minute long Thor's hammer Ability
      3:28:41 Cookie Accuses Barclay Of Cheating!
      3:29:56 *POT* *TWIST:* Barclay was the one Cookie owes a *foot* *debt* to!
      *[SO* *ANYWAY,* *THEY* *STARTED* *BLASTING]*
      3:31:39 *Kris:* "Can I shoot a warning shot?"
      3:32:55 Kid Fires his Sledgehammer Straight Through the Train Ceiling
      3:33:31 Everyone's Distracted for one turn By Kris's shot
      3:34:51 *Clappington* *Takes* *Ruby* *Hostage!*
      3:35:37 Asking Kris to put all the winnings in his big Hat
      3:35:58 Threatening Ruby "Please Don't mess up my hair!" - Ruby
      3:36:21 Rolling Hustle, Kris Tries , but his *SlLLY* *Little* *B0Y* *Hands* Drop all the winnings
      3:37:24 *Kill* *2:* RIP Guard…
      3:37:54 *Kill* *3:* RIP second guard…
      3:38:47 Barclay attempts to Fire at Cookie
      3:40:24 Held at gunpoint by Kris, Crosby leads him to the Cart with all their treasures when…
      *[The* *Outhouse* *Boys’* *Secret* *Plan* *Succeeds]*
      3:40:42 They Group hear an Explosion coming from the car Ahead!
      3:41:03 Using them as a distraction, *The* *Outhouse* *Gang* Steal all the Treasure!
      3:41:51 *Clappington:*"Well, We can't let these Guys Live Now..." *Cookie:* "I know, They all have to die"
      3:42:01 *Cooki:e* "we should let Ruby live, Lets kill everyone else" *Kris:* "Hey why are we letting Ruby live?"
      3:42:28 *Cookie:* "We should Execute at least one of them..."
      3:42:42 Giving them a chance to Run away..
      3:43:00 Seth Begs for his Life
      3:43:11 *Kris:* "Actually, before we let them go.." / “Kris, You savage” - Clappington
      *[DUEL:* *Barclay* *VS* *Clappington]*
      3:43:59 "STRIP!" / Barclay will not be stripped down!
      3:44:18 Offering Barclay a Duel To the Death
      3:45:15 It’s about High noon…
      3:45:58 *KILL* *4:* *RIP* *Barclay…*
      3:46:39 *Amen* *Mother* *F***r”*
      3:47:00 Callabahn Takes His Other Foot..
      *[RUBY’S* *Revenge?]*
      3:47:26 Seth Escaped, and Ruby is nowhere to be found until…
      3:48:19 Ruby Walks out of the cart and Points a gun at them…
      3:49:26 Kris Pulls out His Gun! / 3:49:41 *Kris:* ”Maa’m, Look at My Arm…”
      3:50:37 Surrounded by Cowboy’s / "Might I offer you just a few bucks.. *to* *shoot* *this* *woman* and leave us alone?"
      3:51:46 *Cookie:* “No no no no.. We’re not asking them to kill you.. _we're_ gonna kill you! Don’t’ worry.”
      3:53:44 Successfully Persuading the Cowboys to Leave them Be *(D10* *VS* *D6* *Mix* *up)*
      *[TRAUMA:* *Kris* *Kills* *the* *Sheriff!]*
      3:54:39 The sheriff arrives! *OL* *PINK* is here..
      3:54:55 “We have plenty of funds for therapy now”
      3:55:44 *KILL* *5:* Kris Shoots The Sheriff!
      3:56:35 *Kris* *is* *Traumatized...* (100 People watched him murder the sheriff in cold blood)
      3:57:35 Clappington Absolves Kris of his Sins
      3:59:06 Clappington empties the hat full of Diamonds and Valuables in the air as a distraction for the them to Escape
      3:59:52 More *Traumatized* *Kris…*
      ---------
      *SCENE:* *ESCPAING *BACK* *IN* *TOWN*
      4:00:12 Escaping into the Desert
      4:00:43 Cookie and Clappington Try and Convince Kris The sheriff might have survived…
      4:02:28 Arriving back in the same town Of the sheriff they just killed…
      4:02:52 Kris is Most wanted man in the West….
      4:05:19 *(Human* *Horse* *Sounds)*
      4:08:51 Heading over to the Chapel / (PNG Calli)
      4:08:42 Whispering For Ned
      *[Life* *and* *Death* *with* *the* *Reverend]*
      4:09:11 The Reverend Swings the door open and Holds a gun at Clappington’s Face
      4:09:56 Cookie and Clappington Fire at The Reverend
      4:10:35-4:11:11 *Saved* *by* *The* *Cigarette* *Case!*
      4:11:31 *BGM* *Kicks* *in!*
      4:12:27 *KILL* *6:* The Good Reverend Devilin... is Dead.
      4:12:40 *Cookie:* “I spit on the Reverend and I drop the severed Foot of Barclay on his Chest”
      ---------
      *SCENE* *RIDING* *OFF..*
      4:13:21 Running off Into the Sunset, They have nothing…
      4:14:03 Their Plans!
      4:14:46 *Kris:* "Money will help with my Trauma.."
      4:15:07 Riding off into the Sunrise Anything Could happen , The West is dying
      4:15:28 *THE* *END*
      ---------
      4:16:55 How Did they Feel about GUN?
      4:20:09 And Outlaw City / Kris is now the God of The outlaws
      3:23:26 Thanks for tuning in! PEACE!
      ---------
      o7

    • @TheUntitledOne
      @TheUntitledOne Год назад +30

      Thank you for your hard work, as always!

    • @epicclown4587
      @epicclown4587 Год назад +14

      Yo dude, full appreciation for these timestamps

  • @Invader_Rin13
    @Invader_Rin13 20 дней назад +10

    Holosalt will forever be itched into my very soul. God I missed them.

  • @Flugmorph
    @Flugmorph 20 дней назад +8

    only took me over a year, two plane rides to and from breaking dimensions and an afternoon with the looming next GUN session the next day to watch all of this AMAZING oneshot. calli cooked so well for this as she usually does, salt was one hell of a gang. miss em

  • @TheCalvdog
    @TheCalvdog Год назад +475

    The West Is Dying...cuz you guys KILLED IT with this stream.

  • @MysteryFaceX
    @MysteryFaceX Год назад +158

    I can't believe Kronii killed the DM's self-insert NPC. Way to go!

  • @bishopwerst
    @bishopwerst 3 месяца назад +8

    This group was my favorite colab group in all of Hololive. I miss them still.

  • @Kusaland_CEO
    @Kusaland_CEO Год назад +192

    The chemistry in this group is chefs kiss. Calli an excellent GM. Excellent character portrayals by Kronii, Ves, and Dez. 10/10 sheriff stars

    • @copathechopa2802
      @copathechopa2802 Год назад +15

      5/5 widowed brides keep it going

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- Год назад +1

      I don't usually watch any of these 4 individually all that much, but my lord, when it comes to collabs, this is by far and away my absolute favorite collab-group. They are fricking hilarious together and I wish the 4 of them collabed more often.

  • @joaoartur19
    @joaoartur19 Год назад +215

    This was so freaking funny. Poor Kris getting dragged along in all of Saint Clappington's insane schemes coupled with Callabahn's perfect comedic timing as the (kind of) straight man was downright hilarious. Everyone did a really great job roleplaying and playing off of each other!
    Plus I gotta say, Calli's VA work was truly a highlight of the stream. As a DM myself that's a skill I envy quite a bit, it adds so much to the immersion and really helps to bring the world to life. And that climatic (and chaotic) stand off at the end was the perfect finish! AMEN MOTHERFUCKER

    • @funnzbeckk9565
      @funnzbeckk9565 Год назад +22

      Truly, I caught myself imagining each scene it was very immersive

  • @AC-sj5rj
    @AC-sj5rj Год назад +50

    Too bad this couldn't get a part two, was real fun

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically Год назад +159

    I never realized I wanted a Blood Meridian/Snowpiercer crossover until now. Magni is _way_ too good at playing the sleazy swindler, even when he nearly commits child trafficking. Vesper is perfect as the seemingly straight shooter who happily takes part in all the insanity. Kronii was just _waiting_ to get her gun off, and did it in the most spectacular, disastrous way. And of course Calli did a wonderful job with narrating and the variety of accents. That final showdown was the perfect way to end it, and now there's enough story left for a potential sequel. Amen!

  • @BrutusSalad
    @BrutusSalad Год назад +172

    Kris is never going to recover from this. This was even more unhinged than I thought it would be. Great game hope you can do another one soon.

  • @Scaridium
    @Scaridium Год назад +219

    The dynamic between Clappington and Kris was fantastic, everyone had great lines during this and I would love to see more games like this!

  • @gg2Vein
    @gg2Vein Год назад +131

    I really love how ruthless Calli was GMing for this and kept drawing out the best and worst from her players. Some actions seemed so obvious to do instead but her pressure really made them make such entertaining decisions.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n Год назад +7

      I do appreciate that she never left them with only one way out. It takes a good dm to be able to roll with whatever their players throw their way and never railroad them onto one path. She wasn't too easy on them, but left them plenty of room to improv and think of their own solutions (to mixed levels of efficacy but full levels of comedy)

  • @V4Vantablack
    @V4Vantablack Год назад +32

    revisiting this one because I really miss their dynamics, holoSALT will be my favorite collab group of all time.
    hella lots of great moments here, but 1:29:58 and 3:16:35 never fails to make laugh lmao.
    thanks for the amazing memories man, I wish you both nothing but happiness in your future endeavors. o7

  • @muhammadhamiz7318
    @muhammadhamiz7318 10 месяцев назад +42

    I'm sad that Vesper never got the chance to DM that mecha TTRPG :(

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku 4 месяца назад +2

      Lancer? Is that the one?
      A year later, but a group of Vtubers are going to play Lancer soon, one of which is **veeeeeeeeery** similar to Vesper.

    • @muhammadhamiz7318
      @muhammadhamiz7318 4 месяца назад

      @@perotekku what group? Link please :D

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku 4 месяца назад +2

      @@muhammadhamiz7318 I won't link anything on Calli's video.
      Won't take much Googling to figure out what Vesper goes by now.
      As for Lancer, they haven't started playing, just in the planning stages. Not sure if Magni will also be joining or not.

  • @sayhitothelittlegonk1310
    @sayhitothelittlegonk1310 Год назад +31

    Thank you for the last SALT/WARS collab. Magni's psychopathic antics made me laugh throughout the whole session

  • @PrinniesRock
    @PrinniesRock Год назад +75

    I loved that session, all the characters were so memorable. It was basically an Always Sunny episode set in the west. Can't wait to see these outlaws again.

  • @Saint_Wolf_
    @Saint_Wolf_ Год назад +32

    This was legendary, I can't believe it's over it was such fun to watch. I'll miss these Des and Grampire so much.

  • @aizo4321
    @aizo4321 Год назад +78

    I’m so sad that I got here just to see the THE END… wish I could have seen it live, I love this group and ttrpgs

    • @funnzbeckk9565
      @funnzbeckk9565 Год назад +28

      well worth a vod watch. just put it on while you're doin something you'll catch all the fun and many good laughs

    • @Blazuchan
      @Blazuchan Год назад +8

      I even put the character creation vods on the background

  • @monica_g456
    @monica_g456 Год назад +62

    This was a really fun one-shot, especially with Magni's bullshitting skill, Vesper's logic and impromptu, and Kronii's trauma. 10/10 would kill again XD
    Next time, I look forward to Calli being able to play and see how she goes about things XD

  • @Jet_Lunar
    @Jet_Lunar Год назад +77

    This one shot was intense. Big ups for Kris coming in clutch at the price of his sanity. The dynamic from these three really made this experience a great one.

  • @sworda63
    @sworda63 Год назад +55

    A swindler sociopathic priest, an honest cook, and a sassy troublemaking/traumatized kid. I would love to see more of this trio

  • @jatisoem7472
    @jatisoem7472 Год назад +63

    I love that Magni is continued being a vile, rotten character in a TTRPG

  • @vasyapetrow3867
    @vasyapetrow3867 Год назад +67

    Bill, Sheriff Morrison 7
    Man, I'm kinda sad to see all these characters go since it's a oneshot, knowing you'll never see them again feels like such a waste.
    Thanks for GMing, Mori!

    • @Blex_040
      @Blex_040 Год назад +20

      Considering what they said at the end, I think there is a decent chance, that we will see a continuation. I think it's declared as a One-Shot because Calli doesn't want herself and the players feel _obliged_ to continue due to what happened with the last part of MythBreakers. If they decide to continue then it's an awesome surprise, but Calli will not be constantly bombarded on all channels with "When is the next part coming?!?!?!" comments _expecting_ a part 2.

    • @rebaxbayushi577
      @rebaxbayushi577 Год назад +7

      One shots can lead to full on campaigns. We'll see what happens in the futur.

  • @BoubonClipperCh
    @BoubonClipperCh Год назад +310

    Guys, I think Curiobot reincarnated into Clappington.

    • @dimetrodon2250
      @dimetrodon2250 Год назад +74

      CrurioBOT is a Warlock and thus needs a patron. What if said patron was a certain holy man?

    • @thiagomarino1240
      @thiagomarino1240 Год назад +56

      "Stand back..." = "Gentlemen..."

  • @SilverScizor753
    @SilverScizor753 Год назад +27

    THIS WAS SO FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOD!!! This stream was a BLAST!
    Calli did great with the GM! You had fun with the voices, things moved at a smooth pace, and ran the game very well! It was enjoyable the whole way through and the story and world you crafted were great!
    Vesper as Cookie was fantastic! The only sane man in the group, prefers the sensible option but will take the chaotic route if he feels necessary (which is almost always)! You can tell how much fun he was having!
    "Gentleman." Magni was freaking HILARIOUS! Saint Clappington is a hoot and a half just from character creation and he was even more so when we got to see him in action. In the best way possible, he was the Chemical X this game needed to be humorously chaotic and it was awesome.
    Kronii did an amazing job too, the kid who turned into the scapegoat for any situation. The one we expected to be the first to draw blood or be the resident psychopath ended up traumatized at the end, but still had crazy ideas and plans when they felt necessary! A great mix to the chaos!
    This stream was awesome. If you stream GUN again, I'd love to see it. If you try out that mecha TTRPG or have another game with Vesper or anyone else as GM, I'd love to see that too! When this group comes together, chaos and hilarity are guaranteed. You four knocked it out of the park. Thanks for the rootin' tootin' fun time. AMEN! 🙏

  • @haringduga4026
    @haringduga4026 Год назад +19

    That's what you get for not Pre-ordering Bible-2.

  • @metalsonic8888
    @metalsonic8888 Год назад +22

    You're a damn fine GM Calli. I loved Mythbreakers, I loved Two and a Half Hats, and I can't wait for any other games with other folks happening in the future. Of course Magni, Vesper, and Kronii all did wonderful as psychopaths, err, I mean players as well. Far be it from me to try and tell you how to run your channel, but I truly do think these ttrpg streams are some of your best non-musical content and would love if they became something regular, like once or twice a month. I will do my damnedest to make it to any and all of them live

  • @moonmun
    @moonmun Год назад +107

    That was a fun session! I can't believe how quick the escalation was with this group! Started with nothing and ended up with nothing but a traumatized child xD Thanks for your hardwork you all!

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Год назад

      Well if they do a continuation some day, at least they all have a set of fancy clothes to keep swindling with... or sell.

  • @sensuifu_
    @sensuifu_ Год назад +35

    This one-shot turned out to be a real blast, Calli! Not only did Vesper, Kronii, and Dez get to show their character strengths, they were able to move the story forward effortlessly. Really enjoyed what you were able to accomplish with this TTRPG- making both the players and viewers really engaged with the story's progression and performances. Thanks for a really fun stream and I look forward to more sessions like this in the future

  • @Xendarel
    @Xendarel Год назад +22

    The image of Saint Clappington scooping up Kris as he curled-up to a fetal position is an imagery that will live rent-free in my head.
    Splendid roleplay for this one-shot (get it?) session.

  • @largepurplemonkey
    @largepurplemonkey Год назад +29

    That was so good. I don't know what Magni did before Hololive, but I'm glad he made it here - that guy is a born entertainer 👏👏👏

  • @lucasvanwijngaarden670
    @lucasvanwijngaarden670 Год назад +20

    Clappington when Chris clearly killed the sherrif:
    You know, it was really unclear...

  • @JuliusTops
    @JuliusTops Год назад +34

    Man, I had so much fun with this. Smiling all the way through with many laughs. And I would definitely love to see Calli as a player if Lancer is possible with Vesper as GM!
    Amen!🙏
    Loved getting to know Kris, Saint Clappington, and Cookie Callabahn. Maybe one day in the future we may see em again, that's the fun part about one shots.

  • @heefsies
    @heefsies Год назад +75

    not even an hour in and Saint Clappington basically invented Mormonism

  • @kazeryu4834
    @kazeryu4834 Год назад +39

    This was such a good stream. It’s a shame there won’t be another one

  • @cartlion
    @cartlion Год назад +44

    This has to be one of the funniest collabs I've ever seen

  • @skeletor8951
    @skeletor8951 Год назад +16

    This group works so well for a TTRPG. So fucking funny, and the ending was such a perfect silly western ending. I really hope we can see Vesper host that Lancer one shot cuz I think that'd be a lot of fun too.
    Also I NEED the sauce on that music at the start of the waiting screen. That music went unreasonably hard but it isn't in Calli's TTRPG BGM playlist.

  • @MatheusNiisama
    @MatheusNiisama Год назад +16

    Kid with a golden arm description: You're not an adult, but you're not exactly a child either
    Everyone: it's a child

  • @meatballdivino8955
    @meatballdivino8955 Год назад +38

    This was amazing! The roleplaying, the weird (and violent) decisions, the scenarios, it was just a constant good time and i otta thank Calli for beein a great GM and the rest of the gang for beein fun players.
    Very lookin forward to more one shots, if they are episodic like this itd be cool to see the same characters again, or compleately new ones if y'all like.
    My face hurts from laughing, thank you all so much, and AH-MEN!

  • @borotorob
    @borotorob Год назад +21

    Gotta rewatch this, it was too frickin funny not to. Dear lord, Magni is good at freestyle ranting.

  • @brandonzhang5808
    @brandonzhang5808 Год назад +50

    3:46:54 I wonder, how did Magni know what Vesper was doing before he said anything? Did they communicate somehow or was this simply beyond masterful improv by Vesper?

    • @spartanchief2
      @spartanchief2 Год назад +22

      I'm sure it was purely improv on both their ends. Magni most likely said that to prompt Vesper's character to be doing something to the body. I've done similar in my TTRPG games.

  • @aorioncliffhearts8607
    @aorioncliffhearts8607 Год назад +19

    i would really miss Holosalt dynamic.
    but i would wish the best for Magni and Vesper

  • @Regnart_Seht
    @Regnart_Seht Год назад +22

    It took me a while to realize, but I think Dez was asking how far Kris was in the poker scene, because he was thinking of taking Kris hostage instead of Ruby.

  • @divi420
    @divi420 Год назад +17

    THIS. WAS. AWESOME!
    I knew you 4 would do a great job but this was Even better than i thought! Loved the characters and you did a sublime job as the GM Reaps, can't wait for the next adventure

  • @tunnel0
    @tunnel0 Год назад +16

    Mate, what a game. Everyone just trying to enjoy their western TTRPG and there's mag just shooting everyone lol.
    This group just makes gold so consistently.

  • @Alice-un3kq
    @Alice-un3kq Год назад +14

    PLEASE. I need more TTRPG when you get time. Idc if it's 10 years from now, please do more, this was so fun to watch/listen to

  • @thelightburns2852
    @thelightburns2852 Год назад +14

    That was a game of all time. Can’t believe Billy had to go like that all he wanted was a quite time on his ranch.

  • @DraconicInsight
    @DraconicInsight Год назад +33

    This was an absolute BLAST!!! I'd love to see a part 2 sometime with these characters or more GUN in general really, thanks so much Calli for organising this and thanks to all y'all for making it so much dang fun!

  • @ShouheiSuzuki
    @ShouheiSuzuki Год назад +35

    Gonna miss this group...

  • @Bleinsfield
    @Bleinsfield Год назад +22

    I'd love to see animations of this, the Billy sequence if nothing else lmao
    Amazing work everyone, AMEN!

  • @AmeLilith
    @AmeLilith Год назад +25

    THAT BGM CHANGE AT 4:11:29 THO
    This was such a hilarious and even more chaotic session than I expected it to be
    Kris was honestly giving me Real-Time Fandubs Silver the Hedgehog energy through this whole thing
    Calli's GM skills really shined in giving a constantly exciting scenario for our trio; I'll always be looking forward to any future TTRPG sessions!

    • @sungvin
      @sungvin Год назад

      Lmao real-time fandubs xD

  • @iqbalaja72
    @iqbalaja72 Год назад +17

    Trully the nicest holosalt collab and legendary content

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Год назад +18

    2:16:09 LOL Kronii's face... That was the most "Surprised Pikachu" look I've ever seen from a Holomem

  • @potatoexe5410
    @potatoexe5410 Год назад +9

    This stream was something else. All their characters are just straight up crazy.
    At the end of the day revenge was begot, 1 bounty hunter problem solved, 1 kid traumatized, and an outlaw group is waiting to be hunted down. Can't wait for the next one.

    • @Boris_Belomor
      @Boris_Belomor Год назад +2

      The ending is pretty much a perfect setup for another session if they decide to do it again someday.

  • @MrBandgeek69
    @MrBandgeek69 Год назад +17

    That was a damn good time. Excited to see what one shot you want to run next, and who will be playing. Thanks for GMing today Calli, and to the sherriff

  • @Dongerbread
    @Dongerbread Год назад +11

    The One-shot plan was such a great idea! Such a hilarious and memorable game was had, I havent laughed out loud and smiled that much in a while! The dynamic of the two and a half hats was amazing (not surprising since its SALT). the low obligation of it being a one shot too is so good cause it alleviates a lot of pressure as well! But man, be it with these folks again or another group, I'd love to see more one shots, GUN or anything else!

  • @ZTPG
    @ZTPG Год назад +41

    I’m going to miss them a lot

  • @scarr009
    @scarr009 Год назад +5

    "Who's more important than....uhh....God?" Had my cracking up😂
    Love the dynamic y'all have going on. Would love to see more ttrpg!

  • @paorousama
    @paorousama Год назад +13

    The system is really good but these players make it super good. Thanks for GMing Calli! And hopefully you can finally break that eternal GM curse!

  • @brokenspacebar9628
    @brokenspacebar9628 Год назад +74

    4:11:11 for THE moment

    • @JuliusTops
      @JuliusTops Год назад +23

      The timing with the BGM was so good

    • @dimetrodon2250
      @dimetrodon2250 Год назад +16

      "Holy smokes" what a badass oneliner

  • @agsiar
    @agsiar Год назад +31

    Part of me really wishes that there was more Kris stuff going on, because he really came off as a Shounen Protagonist in the creation process, but godDAMN did Dez' and Vesper's insanity was entertaining!!
    This really is one of the great ones, at least for me. AMEN!

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Год назад +1

      Yeah I felt the same a little... A lot of Kris' character decisions were made by Dez and Vesper's ideas and a lot of what Kronii suggested was ignored. But I hope she enjoyed it anyways!
      A few great lines from her at least, like "Well I hope at least you checked his pockets", immediately wanting to loot poor Billy :D etc.

    • @imaboisir7227
      @imaboisir7227 Год назад +3

      It might be because kronii is newer to this kind of stuff compared to the others

  • @rektl2036
    @rektl2036 Год назад +34

    Everyone, when they see Kris with the Saint :"Hey kid, do you need help?"
    Kris :" I'm fine."
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Kris at end of session:"I'm not fine, i need therapy."

  • @MetalMockingjay
    @MetalMockingjay Год назад +19

    I half expected Kris to shoot Clappington instead of the sheriff. That would have been a very poetic end.

  • @Noodlemanx
    @Noodlemanx 6 месяцев назад +5

    Came back for this goated stream. Still a 10/10

  • @MrDarksol
    @MrDarksol Год назад +19

    This was the most insane crazy and fun RP session I've ever seen. We had a little kid sad that he killed someone, A priest being very defensive about his little small hat and a cook who only cooked for like a few episodes. Plus the way that a lot of things just went wrong immediately went into gunfights was just fantastic lol. In all seriousness though it was nice to have Desmond Vesper and Kronii all do a really good job with their characters and the same with Calli being an impressive DM. Plus she really kills that hot Southern belle accent she was doing for ruby. Made my heart swoon but on all again a very solid one off with the 2 and a 1/2 hats would love to see a season 2 with these guys. Great job everyone!

  • @blackfirehedgehog7725
    @blackfirehedgehog7725 Год назад +13

    I have a lot of fun watching this group and the chaotic antics of Two and a Half Hats. Can't say I've played many one shots, but Gun seems like fun.
    I'd absolutely watch a Lancer game, it's a fun system too.

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 Год назад +162

    Magni: Joshua Graham (pre burned man)
    Vesper: The Killer Cook.
    Kronii: In need of therapy.

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 Год назад +18

      Well... how the turntables...
      Just a few days ago, Kronii was the one with questionable culinary skills, and Vesper was the one demanding therapy.
      -does that mean we get the return of therapist Vesper?-

    • @tonyliu6749
      @tonyliu6749 Год назад +16

      wait, so another therapy stream with ves? The cycle of emitonal damage never ends

    • @ElEscolta
      @ElEscolta Год назад +3

      @@the_tactician9858 now i want a new therapy stream but with Vesper and Kronii in character 😅

  • @berserkingtheburgerking9805
    @berserkingtheburgerking9805 Год назад +14

    Oh my gosh that was amazing! My sides hurt so much from that. Loved at the end where they all try to keep the kid from getting traumatized and then were like "f it". Went full Murder Hobo too. YEEEEE HAWWWW!

  • @MegaSlayer_92
    @MegaSlayer_92 Год назад +16

    Man, this was so fun! I freakin' love this group. You're all so hilarious together. I hope that we'll get to see more of the adventures of the 2&½ hats posse. (And hopefully that Lancer game too)
    The sheriff

  • @brawlflowers
    @brawlflowers Год назад +19

    Could only tune in here and there throughout the stream. But I must say, this was such an amazing time. Calli, you really outdid yourself setting up everything for this, and Kronii, Magni, and Vesper played their roles perfectly. Genuinely just want to say amazing job to everyone involved. Thank you for the stream.

  • @MagnumKnights
    @MagnumKnights Год назад +14

    I loved this. Holo needs to do TTRPGs more often. Cali is an amazin Narrator

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n Год назад +2

      Calli and Vesper are both great DMs and I'd love to see Calli play sometime if she ever wants to. I'd love to see how she bounces off of everyone as a player instead of a DM too.

    • @sourishghosh8293
      @sourishghosh8293 Год назад +1

      You can checkout some of the previous TTRPGs they've played as well like the tempus DnD series or the MythBreakers series

  • @prussianpolydactyl836
    @prussianpolydactyl836 Год назад +11

    I feel like St Clappington might be an ancestor to Scout from Beltbuckle.

  • @worldsdominator
    @worldsdominator Год назад +15

    These HoloSalt collabs are legendary and it shall be missed. o7

  • @Timetravelzero
    @Timetravelzero Год назад +12

    These four NEVER fail to entertain as a group. Well done, y'all!

  • @veesmaster8407
    @veesmaster8407 Год назад +13

    This has gotta be one of my favorite collab groups, because they’re all some flavor of unhinged.

  • @frgblae
    @frgblae Год назад +149

    That was super fun, I liked the part where Kris said "It's Kris'n time!" and Kris'd all over the Sherriff.

  • @igloo_igloo
    @igloo_igloo Год назад +8

    That was so much fun! I absolutely enjoyed watching the misadventures of "2 and a half hats"! They're all psychopaths lmao. I honestly hope to see more of their story if you all play it again.
    And nice work as the GM / Narrator, Calli!

  • @rinoakirova1548
    @rinoakirova1548 Год назад +7

    That was hands down one of the best sessions of TTRPG I've ever seen. Bless this posse, amen!

  • @IloveBaguette
    @IloveBaguette Год назад +6

    Damn, it was so fun to watch.
    I love the Western setting and the character so much that I finished the character creation and this session in one sitting.

  • @greatnovus
    @greatnovus Год назад +4

    You left the town with no sherif and no reverend...
    And that's how Las Vegas was born.

  • @MehIFied
    @MehIFied Год назад +11

    Such an amazing session, and everyone played their part. I'm not even going to comment on the shenanigans, if you're reading this just watch it.
    Looking forward to more of these possibly in the future!

  • @FakeLifeGames
    @FakeLifeGames Год назад +8

    Every time you guys stream together, it's solid gold. Thanks for the hilarious one-shot!

  • @WDDragneel
    @WDDragneel Год назад +7

    I swear Calli, your TTRPG sessions are some of the most fun I've had ever had.

  • @benja9029
    @benja9029 Год назад +30

    We all know the reason why Magni priotitized releasing the pigs after he yeet billy 🤣

    • @Blex_040
      @Blex_040 Год назад

      What do you mean? ^^

    • @Besomar_Surahat
      @Besomar_Surahat Год назад +14

      I knew exactly what he was thinking, its so morbid its hilarious

    • @MinersLoveGames
      @MinersLoveGames Год назад

      @@Blex_040 Ever seen Hannibal?

    • @Blex_040
      @Blex_040 Год назад +7

      @@MinersLoveGames Uhhhhh... assuming you mean The Silence of the Lambs, yes... 15-20 years ago 😅 But I think I get what you're saying... has it something to do with pigs eating _anything_ ?

    • @benja9029
      @benja9029 Год назад +5

      @@Blex_040 😵🐖🐖🐖 = 👌