DBD: Jesus Jeff

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 568

  • @gavinyartymyk2384
    @gavinyartymyk2384 4 года назад +1627

    Praise holy Jeff, he died for our Bloodpoints

    • @-HappyCat-
      @-HappyCat- 4 года назад +28

      lolollolol so true that's why we geting 70k BP after letting 4people escape cuz me noob
      Jesus Jeff blessed me for letting the survivers go

    • @Bra1nD3ad_00
      @Bra1nD3ad_00 4 года назад +24

      He didn't die on a cross he died on a hook

    • @Itsgaug
      @Itsgaug 4 года назад +9

      That’s why they call em BLOODpoints

    • @KillaLockz
      @KillaLockz 4 года назад +4

      @@Itsgaug Lmaoo

    • @oversized_mcnugz7246
      @oversized_mcnugz7246 3 года назад

      @@Bra1nD3ad_00 nah he got camped

  • @mcrandever700
    @mcrandever700 4 года назад +495

    “Jesus wasn’t depressed, I mean he could be.”
    -Demi 2020

  • @micahalbright3144
    @micahalbright3144 4 года назад +644

    Girl Defined: How to play Dead by Daylight in a God honoring way.

    • @micahalbright3144
      @micahalbright3144 4 года назад +36

      in all serious don't watch girl defined cuz bethany and kristen are almost as bad as westboro

    • @Liviosaur.
      @Liviosaur. 4 года назад +13

      Tristan true shit, I’m like “Oh God now people are going to think this is how all Christians are.” 😂

    • @shroomd7657
      @shroomd7657 4 года назад +13

      @@Liviosaur. as someone who is christian, i can say that we do not claim them

    • @jyyke
      @jyyke 4 года назад

      @@shroomd7657 same

    • @jyyke
      @jyyke 4 года назад

      You watch Kody co?

  • @theepicpenfold6371
    @theepicpenfold6371 4 года назад +469

    "they always asked Jesus how, and not how's Jesus" - New testament 7:25

  • @Wherewolfe_2.0
    @Wherewolfe_2.0 4 года назад +392

    Missed opportunity to say 'Let there be light' when a generator is done.

  • @azztiko8027
    @azztiko8027 4 года назад +658

    Devs should release a Jeff outfit called "The Messiah" that would be sick

  • @Acagamer1
    @Acagamer1 4 года назад +390

    2:10 Jesus Jeff: Teammates I’m trying to sneak around and do gens, but I’m dummy thicc...
    And the clap of my *”Holy a$$ Cheeks”* Keeps alerting the pyramid head

    • @rowanhall2553
      @rowanhall2553 4 года назад +1

      also the buttons go from controller to mouse and keyboard which is kinda wierd

    • @wannabuysomememes8882
      @wannabuysomememes8882 4 года назад +1

      Why did you censor ass huh?

    • @elliscmtk
      @elliscmtk 3 года назад

      @@wannabuysomememes8882 because its a swear word and he censors it if he wants?

  • @hassee
    @hassee 4 года назад +227

    drinking game: down a shot every time Demi laughs at his own joke

    • @frostyblade1127
      @frostyblade1127 4 года назад +27

      I’ll OD before I get the chance to finish the video

    • @Angel-rr9il
      @Angel-rr9il 3 года назад +18

      Attempted murder, I'm calling the police

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 3 года назад +12

      Don't do that, our livers would die before we could say "Jesus take the wheel".

    • @starmoral5456
      @starmoral5456 2 года назад +1

      MY LIVER!!!

  • @dissimilar816
    @dissimilar816 4 года назад +811

    You are the one who made me buy Jeff and I'm happy

    • @Gamergirlbathwater23
      @Gamergirlbathwater23 4 года назад +32

      Jeff made you happy and may God bless you.

    • @RiskyG44
      @RiskyG44 4 года назад +7

      Respect

    • @MA-mk9rl
      @MA-mk9rl 4 года назад

      Dissimilar but isn’t he free...

    • @plasmajack8552
      @plasmajack8552 4 года назад +5

      M A no..(I wish)

    • @urmom887
      @urmom887 4 года назад

      M A
      HA i wish, i bought him for the memes but play him and ace the least

  • @qwonkybonky
    @qwonkybonky 4 года назад +69

    As someone who mains Jesus, I really want a Jesus Robe as an in game Christmas Cosmetic

  • @vraby1025
    @vraby1025 4 года назад +176

    ,,Jesus forgives...BUT HE NEVER FORGETS,,

  • @einszwolf9822
    @einszwolf9822 4 года назад +42

    "Time for me to yeet?"
    "Go. I bless you"
    She be YEET

  • @capitalist5744
    @capitalist5744 4 года назад +47

    I'm a Jeff main and seeing this made me so happy. There are no Jeff mains lol

    • @tovasnowmusic
      @tovasnowmusic 2 года назад +1

      IM A JEFF MAIN TOO AND I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

  • @ratasum
    @ratasum 4 года назад +71

    JEFF CULT. JEFF CULT. JEFF CULT.

    • @miami8248
      @miami8248 3 года назад

      YES

    • @blue_flash2687
      @blue_flash2687 3 года назад

      Wrong jeff religion
      JEFF RILIGION. JEFF RELIGION. JEFF RELIGION

  • @squeaksvolumes
    @squeaksvolumes 4 года назад +77

    Okay, Catholic school makes so much sense. I was literally thinking, “this man knows his Jesus!” and lost it at the walk on water remark lmao 👌🏻

  • @shroomd7657
    @shroomd7657 4 года назад +22

    "don't shoot- jesus take the wheEl"
    *moans*

  • @metalbilly5121
    @metalbilly5121 4 года назад +198

    Jeff: Noooo you cant call me Jesus i listen to metal music that is considered satanic by normies
    Dbd community: Hahaha Jesus Jeff go brrr

  • @Nabii_x
    @Nabii_x 4 года назад +9

    3:10 " yeah you cant touch me mf, i literally walk on water "
    ~ Demi 2020

  • @kkagime8359
    @kkagime8359 4 года назад +61

    *Me after watching this video
    I MUST MAIN JESUS TO CLEANSE ME OF MY SINS

  • @melodyiax
    @melodyiax 4 года назад +19

    “his old jacket made him look depressed”
    *proceeds to put on a skull jacket indicating death*

  • @abooie
    @abooie 4 года назад +43

    As a person raised Catholic I can tell you I appreciate the jokes! 🤣

    • @HealedInChrist
      @HealedInChrist 8 месяцев назад

      God ≠ Church.
      The church/your family may have hurt you, but Christ is there to heal you from your pain.
      I want to remind you in the Lord that:
      John 3:20-21 “everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his works should be exposed. But whoever does what is true comes to the light, so that it may be clearly seen that his works have been carried out in God.”
      You are loved, seen and made by God for a beautiful purpose! Let him change your life now because he loves you and calls you to repentance! 🙏🏻🤍

  • @sammysuki
    @sammysuki 4 года назад +79

    I want someone who’s never played dbd to watch this with their eyes closed..:..

    • @tk_the_onion
      @tk_the_onion 4 года назад +7

      Watch this with their eyes closed
      What

    • @WICK_3D
      @WICK_3D 4 года назад +10

      @@tk_the_onion echolocation

    • @sammysuki
      @sammysuki 4 года назад +3

      Lmao sorry my brian is smol

    • @niconicoshi
      @niconicoshi 4 года назад +4

      @@sammysuki big brain
      braindead

  • @sussyneet8463
    @sussyneet8463 4 года назад +7

    "When did they released the Bible dlc"
    That's the first laugh I got this week. I'll sub.

  • @vitamind2943
    @vitamind2943 3 года назад +1

    Jeff died so that every hook we die on breaks.

  • @smolmei3394
    @smolmei3394 4 года назад +5

    On the third hook, Jesus Jeff rose again from the dead according to the Entity. He ascended into heaven with a hook on His chest. (This is so sad that i got all the catholic jokes im crying)

    • @junglebookgamer6912
      @junglebookgamer6912 3 года назад

      That was hilarious ngl

    • @jesusjeffjohansen4394
      @jesusjeffjohansen4394 3 года назад +1

      But on the 13th day I rose again, from the dead

    • @smolmei3394
      @smolmei3394 3 года назад +1

      @@jesusjeffjohansen4394 according to the scriptures.

    • @HealedInChrist
      @HealedInChrist 8 месяцев назад

      Galatians 6:7 „Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.“

  • @itzsoda
    @itzsoda 4 года назад +32

    Beter Jesus Jeff build : For The People, Bond, Empathy, bounty knowledge, purple med kit with healing add-ons, shiny coin offering

  • @itsfiveOclocksomewhere
    @itsfiveOclocksomewhere 2 года назад +1

    4:48 let the speed of god guide me to huhhhh

  • @xxcrowfeatherxx2540
    @xxcrowfeatherxx2540 4 года назад +3

    "I would be angry too if my hatch just barely missed the guy who looks like Jesus" Big Mood of 2020

  • @spencl
    @spencl 4 года назад +6

    As a Jesus Jeff main, I am glad that you are recognising his Holy Thiccness

  • @invadernik
    @invadernik 2 года назад +1

    the fact that jeff is a metalhead AND the messiah just makes me smile even more.

  • @3arc485
    @3arc485 4 года назад +11

    The power of jeff compells you

  • @KiTho06
    @KiTho06 4 года назад +8

    Funny
    i played as Jesus Jeff the whole time and named myself "Holy Jesus"
    Praise the Lord

  • @grizzofeu653
    @grizzofeu653 4 года назад +2

    Good thing I wasn't the only Jesus Jeff when the crowns were released.

  • @rosewilson1052
    @rosewilson1052 3 года назад +1

    "When did she turn into Scott Jund?"
    Okay, counter question; when the fuck did Demi know who Scott Jund is!?

    • @rocketracoon709
      @rocketracoon709 2 года назад

      Lmao surprised me too since I like both of their dbd content alot, it'd be sick to see them play with each other, killer main vs surv main

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie 3 года назад

    0:53
    "Do a 360, go. I bless you, go"
    * NOED *
    "*AAAAAHHHHHH*"

  • @professionaldonutmaker9489
    @professionaldonutmaker9489 4 года назад +1

    I haven't seen any comments about that Dwight's username is a character in Part 7 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. They just want Jesus' corpse parts

  • @abiyaz1912
    @abiyaz1912 4 года назад +11

    I was waiting for this since the last video

  • @SethRogensRoach
    @SethRogensRoach 4 года назад +1

    It’s not Jesusy enough.

  • @erroneousfax9351
    @erroneousfax9351 3 года назад

    "I have no idea where the killer is-"
    *tink*
    "I know where the killer is."

  • @narancia-1122
    @narancia-1122 4 года назад +1

    Am i the only one who recognized pork pie hat kid as a jojo refrence

  • @TheMatezz
    @TheMatezz 4 года назад +1

    _I waited 4, no- 5000 years for this_

  • @JakeDaSnake610
    @JakeDaSnake610 4 года назад +1

    Next intro,
    "Hey guys, Donkey Kongs Bananas here..."

  • @grassylamp6899
    @grassylamp6899 3 года назад

    "The Huntres lost me in hell fire...also known as a jungle gym"-Amen

  • @Sethius47
    @Sethius47 3 года назад

    You made me so happy when you played the halo music for Jeff, Thank you lord Jeff

  • @previous_ly
    @previous_ly 4 года назад +1

    I now ever time I go against the huntress I’m just gonna tell JESUS TAKE THE WHEELLLLLLL TAKE FROM MY HANDDDDDD

  • @GoldenUnlimited
    @GoldenUnlimited 3 года назад +1

    5:10 he forgot to say Amen

  • @misterpoopnose6547
    @misterpoopnose6547 3 года назад

    11:37 When you give your life to Jesus but Jesus doesn’t give his life for you...
    Oh wait he did

  • @thatlonelytune
    @thatlonelytune 3 года назад

    Ah, so that's why I'm always hit by the killer. I didn't say "Jesus take the wheel."

  • @Johnthesheep
    @Johnthesheep 4 года назад +1

    I have come to confession

  • @yujirohanmaoffical5471
    @yujirohanmaoffical5471 4 года назад

    I was waiting on you to make this video. I fucking knew the new crown would make Jeff Jesus. Good shit

  • @notttttttttt-w9d
    @notttttttttt-w9d 4 года назад +3

    I’ve never been this happy in my life getting a RUclips notification.

  • @yosukehanamura9615
    @yosukehanamura9615 4 года назад

    The best way to play Jeff is hide in a corner until your teammates need a unhook or heal

  • @toñothetiger
    @toñothetiger 3 года назад

    “Jesus take the wheel” what an amazing quote

  • @dbdstuff
    @dbdstuff 4 года назад +1

    Your local dry cleaner

  • @IHaveInsomnia333
    @IHaveInsomnia333 6 месяцев назад

    After all these years jesus jeff has returned and suffer for our sins

  • @nicholassnyder9552
    @nicholassnyder9552 4 года назад

    6:01 I think you NAILED it. 😅

  • @spiritsims7434
    @spiritsims7434 4 года назад +1

    Praise Jesu-Jeff!!!

  • @emz6413
    @emz6413 4 года назад +1

    This is my favourite bible class

  • @The_EGC
    @The_EGC 4 года назад +1

    Thanks to this event I got my Myers to p3, and 7 scratched Mirrors and 8 jewelry boxes, pray for the unlucky survivors I go against.

  • @osacry-identityv7238
    @osacry-identityv7238 4 года назад

    6:25 it was like god healed your soul after a fall

  • @badluckbaby3885
    @badluckbaby3885 4 года назад +2

    Yo my local dry cleaner is jakes dry cleaning service

  • @newbiegamer5136
    @newbiegamer5136 4 года назад

    Jesus Jeff should have the Jesus build. First unbrakable because no amount of evil can keep you down, second decisive strike to strike down the devil, Third soul guard to summon a holy shield for when you get up from the ground, and lastly Deliverance, to deliver us from evil!

  • @tiredloser6345
    @tiredloser6345 4 года назад

    The Year AC 27
    Jesus Spoke To The Crowd Of Believers, As Wisdom Filled His Lungs He Spoke
    "He Who Bloodlusts Will Be Damned Into The Firey Pits Of Hell"

  • @pinwuin9864
    @pinwuin9864 4 года назад

    This is jesus reincarnation and the return we have been waiting for

  • @varun_j
    @varun_j 3 года назад

    The greatest DEMI video IMO

  • @33rbriiae
    @33rbriiae 4 года назад +20

    HE IS BACK YESSSSSSS demi senpai

  • @Crimson096
    @Crimson096 3 года назад

    2:03 had me rolling🤣🤣

  • @Sheepster_CoTW
    @Sheepster_CoTW 3 года назад

    I like how you met the same "holy shit" dwight 2 games in a row.

  • @genuinerodent5243
    @genuinerodent5243 4 года назад

    4:55 jesus Jeff gets a full body crown of thorns

  • @AbdelRahmanZak
    @AbdelRahmanZak 4 года назад +1

    HE IS BACK
    BACK TO GIVE US HIS DAILY DOSE OF DEMI PLAYS

  • @duwanglover3424
    @duwanglover3424 4 года назад +1

    No joke started to run around with the user name "Our lord Jeff Johansen" after I got the crown

  • @macaiahyhwh3330
    @macaiahyhwh3330 4 года назад

    If Jeff was Jesus, being sacrifice would be nothing new for him

  • @Confused__Rock
    @Confused__Rock 3 года назад

    Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the lithe

  • @hazydanny
    @hazydanny 3 года назад

    the funny thing is i always play jeff and take on the jesus persona and often sacrifice myself so that my friends get out and they hate me for it lmao

  • @greyarea2868
    @greyarea2868 3 года назад

    The only weakness, the only thing that can nearly kill jesus, is scott jund

  • @Onesie7
    @Onesie7 4 года назад

    nobody shall harm jesus jeff as jesus jeff is supreme

  • @rachsarmad2159
    @rachsarmad2159 4 года назад

    6:22 That timing doe.
    Jeff is god!

  • @wonderkid5988
    @wonderkid5988 4 года назад

    Jesus catch me as I fall and Adrenaline comes on

  • @heythere6176
    @heythere6176 3 года назад

    Dwight 1:28: The Lord shall guide me to safe lockers

  • @jemma.p
    @jemma.p 4 года назад

    11:30 lmao, Jesus take the gate

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 4 года назад

    Oh god watching this 5 days before Christmas is so ironic lol XD

  • @Nomanstop-f9h
    @Nomanstop-f9h 11 месяцев назад

    “Who do you main in dbd””i main Jesus”

  • @fake.asian.1578
    @fake.asian.1578 4 года назад

    This is way better then my old church class after school

  • @ramez2207
    @ramez2207 4 года назад

    the fact that one of your teammates is called "Holy shirt" makes this even better!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaimmiecaskeett4645
    @jaimmiecaskeett4645 4 года назад

    I laughed my ass off, this video was great. XD I got your jokes, my man. I was also raised in a Catholic family, but mine decided to homeschool me with a Catholic curriculum.
    Explains a lot about me, ngl.
    I was genuinely surprised when you sang the Litany of The Saints (? I think that's what it's called, but I'm big dumb.) I wonder how many other people recognized it?

  • @cervineblue3767
    @cervineblue3767 3 года назад

    I guarantee you all of those killers who suddenly got confused by the spinning were just suffering console players

  • @ppyro5436
    @ppyro5436 2 года назад

    I like how that pyramid head was like the person that hung Jesus on the cross they put dbd Jesus in the cage

  • @wolf_crazies
    @wolf_crazies 3 года назад

    Currently on a spree of watching Demi’s videos bc I’m having a depression spike. I’m also making a plushy cow and elephant while watching because I make impulse choices.

  • @SLimeguyclone
    @SLimeguyclone 4 года назад

    Not gonna lie you are the reason that I started to play jeff I only bought the pack for the devil but you Demi have shone me the light

  • @Basmuth
    @Basmuth 4 года назад +1

    Well, since I’m not sleeping anytime soon because anxiety is awesome, here I am. Early to a Demi video for once smh

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz 4 года назад

    "Damn that's more cake than a third Instagram page" hope you don't mind if I reapropriate that one

  • @Powder_TwT
    @Powder_TwT 4 года назад

    Jeff is jesus... it all adds up now

  • @X3NOYRX
    @X3NOYRX 3 года назад

    Man they should have Jeff open the sky and hit any killer with the power of 300 purple flashlights with red addons with a white cloth on him like Moses

  • @Ghoul12261
    @Ghoul12261 4 года назад +1

    This is the earliest I've ever been LOVE YOUR VIDS❤️❤️

  • @kylecachia9110
    @kylecachia9110 4 года назад

    I'm going to church now, thank you Jesus.

  • @jesusjeffjohansen4394
    @jesusjeffjohansen4394 3 года назад

    You called my child?

  • @series983
    @series983 3 года назад

    0:58 wtf was that scream lol 😂

  • @foxybohv7732
    @foxybohv7732 3 года назад

    Bible dlc adds a biblically accurate angel as killer

  • @shawnmoore8460
    @shawnmoore8460 3 года назад

    Ah yes the high ground home of space jesus

  • @internetuser1135
    @internetuser1135 4 года назад +2

    I Think It's His Accent That Make's Me Laugh😂😂😂