Joe's boss is a boss I'd break my neck for (live in a right to work state and every boss I've had was a raging D-bag). I long for a boss even half that awesome! That story brought tears to my eyes. We need more people like him in the world! 😻
When I worked at McDonald's as a kid, the best days were always Mondays, because one of the ladies would ALWAYS bring in fresh-baked treats for the morning crew. Cookies, brownies, cupcakes that always had cream cheese frosting... she was an angel.
Wow!!! Honestly, you already had me with, "cookies, brownies, and cupcakes", but then added that whole, "cream cheese frosting" bit, and sent me over the edge!!! Now, if you'd mentioned red velvet!?!? Ahhhh, yeah, let's just put it this way, I don't...I don't know I could have recovered!!! You lucky SOB!!! 😉
19:00 Jackson Jackson was a good kid He had four years of college and a Bachelor's Degree Started work when he was 21 Got fed up and quit when he was 43 Said, "My whole life I've done what I'm supposed to do, Now I want to maybe do something for myself. And just as soon as I figure out what that is, You can bet your life I'm gonna give it hell!" -"The Real Life", John Mellencamp
@@Alexagrigorieff Agreed. Airhorns are loud. Setting one off right next to someone's ear can cause actual, physical damage. Tinnitus at a bare minimum.
In Australia, she'd have been fired for breaching health and safety regulations. She would have been thrown out so fast, there would have been a vapour trail left behind.
I’m a pessimist so I thought the one with Joe was gonna end with his wife cheating on him while he was gone and him finding out in some horrible way. VERY pleasantly surprised! I hope he and his wife had a good time, he clearly deserved it. :)
The one about the guy who kicked the girl in the face reminds me of when I was in 8th grade and in cheer I learned that I could kick higher than most people's head. I met a cute guy and decided I'd show off my newfound skill and positioned him so I wouldn't hit him... the cute guy moved forward and I kicked him right in the face....8th grade me wasn't smooth
Did- ... Did the guy who liked the custom beer label not know he could keep the bottle after drinking the beer? Just, like, rinse it out when you're done, bro.
Large hardware/tech company slowly being sold off to an investment group and dismantled. One of the programmer/server assembly leads would come into shipping to drop off things to be shipped all day every day as normal. Shipping manager notices a new client is receiving several shipments of hardware a week, which is very strange unless we were upgrading an old client to a new system. New clients get 2-3 shipments over the week after they signed with the company which would cover all hardware, and then a tech would go to them to set it all up, anything else that was needed and wasn't in the initial shipment would just be handed to the tech and driven over unless it was very large. Shipping manager goes to check it out only to find the address is an abandoned warehouse 2 cities over, discovering the tech lead's money laundering scheme in the process. Calls the guy out the next day without going to management first. Tech lead shoves shipping manager, shipping manager shoves tech lead out the shipping door. Brutal fist fight that turned into a brawl in the parking lot which is visible by the CEO as well as other company managers. Everybody got fired and because they just fired them on the spot for fighting/not wanting the investors to ask a bunch of questions, no one would listen to the shipping manager trying to tell them about the many many tens of thousands of dollars of stolen equipment. Dude got away with it.
"we have a rule about drinking on school nights" You must not live in a western nation. If my boss tried to fire me for shit i do off the clock id sue. and id win. Literally ran into a manager when i was in Highschool at a pool bar, She actually tried to suspend me since i worked at 7am that day. She did not keep her job. Im still at the same place four years now actually.
One guy's car was repossessed, the entire office - 50+ people - all went to the windows to watch while he was outside, at one point he turned back toward the building & his face just dropped, he could see us watching. He had somebody pick him up that day & he got laid off shortly afterward. I still feel bad about that.
CEO of the company I worked at would often walk the floor and talk to people. As a new hire, he knew my resume and interests and would often discuss his Oculus, and we'd discuss the difference with the Vive i had recently gotten. Good times, great dude. Cared a lot about jow people were. The next CEO was the reason I quit.
There is actually a kind of fish called a roach. I'm not saying that was under the desk, I'm just saying there's a fish. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_roach
Not an office job. My job used to have propane powered forklifts, they’ve since switched to electric, and a fun thing to do was to sneak behind someone as they drove and close the valve on the tank. So that 50 feet or so later the forklift died. This was so common that first assumption was that someone shut it on you rather than the tank running out on its own. One time though a coworker pulled a more elaborate version on the parts inspection guy who worked in one particular area so his forklift would usually run out in the same general area. He stashed 3 mostly empty tanks around the corner and put another almost empty on inspection departments forklift and waited. Sure enough the forklift died, the inspection guy replaced his tank and continued. The second he walked away for something else and was out of sight coworkers swapped the now mostly full tank with another mostly empty. He soon had to swap the tank again, this went on another two times within as many hours lol.
My workplace is generally uneventful, so the one story I have is pretty boring by comparison, but it was a hell of a coincidence: I’m training a new temp on some simple stuff. She’s starting to get the idea, so we chat it up a little-all is well, until she tells me about an acquaintance of hers from college, and mentions that they “went through a bit of a gender crisis.” I asked what she meant by that. “Oh, she thinks she’s not a woman OR a man,” she continued on. “I dunno, it was pretty weird.” Externally I said nothing, but internally I was facepalming my soul out through my forehead, because she just managed to describe non-binary gender identity as “a crisis” and “pretty weird” to probably the only non-binary person in the entire company! What were the odds of that? She must have walked under a ladder and stepped on a mirror while a black cat ran in front of her to have that kind of bad luck 🤣 I’m not out at work yet, so I never told anyone about that conversation, but she was one of a few employees that did not return after our post-COVID reopening, so I guess after I come out, that story will be safe to tell my co-workers 😅 EDIT: Oh, right, there was also the story about how, twice in the span of one week, a bug fell from the ceiling and plopped right onto my workspace and scared the absolute life out of me. (I work in a warehouse-type room.) Screamed loud enough to startle all my co-workers both times 🤣
I accidentally pepper sprayed co workers once. Do not use hot water to wash utensils you used to chop peppers with ..peppers in question were scotch bonnets
great video, really enjoyed the stories shared here! it’s interesting how office culture can differ so much from one place to another. personally, i think some people get way too caught up in the "hustle" mentality-like, is it really worth sacrificing your mental health just to climb that corporate ladder?
13:15 every ship i'd been on in the Navy had at least one Phantom Shitter. every single one for 21 years. it's like a tradition or something. Oh: and not one ever got caught.
Welp, that story about one of the "internet boyfriends" impregnating an eleven/twelve year old was my daily dose of nauseating horror. ...I gotta be honest, the 'peeing and shitting on the floor thing' aside, I'd probably have been giving those two golden retrievers belly rubs. I utterly adore pooches!
I like the one about the Krispy Kreme donuts. There's a lot of stuff you can take from me where i won't put up too much of a fight. But if you fucking TOUCH my donuts, it is gonna get ugly.
I have an absolutely horrible laugh. It just is. I don't try to be edgy. (May come out that way.) it's a flat out Cesar Romero kind of a laugh. No, not weaksauce whats-his-name Phoenix... Cesar Romero. Friends joke I shoulda been a VA. Last Friday at the office was absolutely terrible for me. A whole lot of stress. As I am leaving the office I decided I can not wait and I need to de-stress. So it came into my head it would be a good idea to just whip my head back and laugh and laugh as I was in the parking lot. Except one of my co-workers was leaving at the time and I did not notice them as I started. So I am not entirely sure I even have a job now. But I gotta say laughing felt good.
story my dad told me, it was close to Christmas, and when my dad got to his office, everything was wrapped, and i mean EVERYTHING. must've been a lot of unwrapping for him
That Joe one made me so happy. I want to work at a place like that. That Dave bounty hunter one was so sketchy. I always kinda thought bounty hunters were just a Star Wars or Westerns thing. But I guess it makes sense that there are some real ones.
Bounty hunters just catch people who ran bail or a court summons and bring them to court or the police. Just for others that might be wondering the same thing.
I don't work in an office but I do have a freakin hilarious work story! So I was a bartender/Server for years. One day we had to indefinitely close one stall in the women's room because it wasn't working. This lead to the ENTIRE bar backing up and the smell of feces permeated the entire dining room! It was truly awful. It got so bad they had to have a meeting with all the females to talk about flushing "feminine items." Now this place equipped the hostesses with these Nokia flip phone sized remotes that communicated with the front seating system so that they could quickly and accurately convey which tables were clean/dirty/seated/assigned. Very smart system... for dumb people. A hostess, lets call her Jennifer, was already on her way out as she was having some issues with management and she had already put in her two weeks, in fact this all came to a head about 3 days after that. As the story a few months prior Jessica took a number 2 and her remote fell in the toilet. Now its important that you know there is a janitors closet that she is required to use frequently that has gloves. And the toilet is not automatic. Ashley flushed the damn remote down the toilet and never told anyone except for one person who ended up ratting her out! The managers told her she didn't need to come in for the remainder of her 2 weeks lol.
I used to be addicted to eating spicy food to the point I made what I considered a death marinade of hot paprika, hot crushed chilli flakes, smoked paprika, hot chilli powder, normal chilli powder, oregano, parsley and garlic lol my family all gagged at the aroma of cooked death chicken lol I don't do it anymore cause I'm susceptible to heart burn now lol fun times
Holy shit, get over here, two people are fucking in the parking garage in the front seat of a pickup truck outside the window in the parking garage across the street. Magic.
12:54 ah yes the Phantom pooper, one time whoever it was struck by taking a watery shit directly into the automatic hand soap dispenser. To this day the biggest question is how he managed to squat over the thing to do it
The #2 story the conrad-w one, is a prank i played on my brother over a decade ago, and i've posted it a few places a few times. So i'm wondering if they had the same idea or if they got the idea from me. XD
Just found out about this at my new current job. I work with a bunch of lawyers. Last year, two lawyers got caught having sex during the annual christmas party. Alcohol was involved. They didn't get fired. Edit: Just remembered, our office had an Anthrax scare. Some doofus mailed some white powder in an envelope scaring the floor. The coworker who opened the envelope was quarantined, everyone else nearby had to stay on the floor (opposite side of the room) as people in hazmat suits were testing the area. This happened years ago.
Oh, I remember the general Anthrax scare (for the young 'uns, this happened just a few months after the 9/11 attacks. Several people died, and companies freaked out - to the extent of throwing out whole bags of unopened mail. People were calling 911 for stuff like a spoonful of coffee creamer on the counter).
Took me a minute to figure out what dude meant by "did cookies" I've never heard it ]p] called that before. Always beem "donuts" I've heard. That's not saying much but yah
That girl that wanted to quit before getting fired that’s like the stupidest thing in the world you can only collect unemployment if you were fired because then wouldn’t everybody just want to be on unemployment rate just you know get hired for a week and then decide you don’t wanna do it and then you get money from the government for free so yeah you got to be fired and you can always just like not put them as a reference like you can put that you did the job that you did there but like gave A friend’s number as the bosses number or something like that and you don’t ever have to give them out as being references and if she had just complied it probably would’ve been OK for employers to call them
27:38 We have all seen/heard the same thing you did. Stop repeating/rewriting half a frickin paragraph, either just write your comment alone or learn to paraphrase. That's incredibly obnoxious.
That one with Joe and His Boss was so wholesome
At first I was awe that's so sad I thought the boss was cheating but it turned wholesome so quick
JacobButAPilot i thought the wife was cheating at first its soo good
@@ningbronsin9826 yeah
Imagine if he outright refused to go, and quit his job over it.
The cynic in me was worried for Joe, thinking something was about to go wrong. Never been more pleased for a happy ending to a reddit video.
Joe's boss is a boss I'd break my neck for (live in a right to work state and every boss I've had was a raging D-bag). I long for a boss even half that awesome! That story brought tears to my eyes. We need more people like him in the world! 😻
When I worked at McDonald's as a kid, the best days were always Mondays, because one of the ladies would ALWAYS bring in fresh-baked treats for the morning crew. Cookies, brownies, cupcakes that always had cream cheese frosting... she was an angel.
Wow!!! Honestly, you already had me with, "cookies, brownies, and cupcakes", but then added that whole, "cream cheese frosting" bit, and sent me over the edge!!! Now, if you'd mentioned red velvet!?!? Ahhhh, yeah, let's just put it this way, I don't...I don't know I could have recovered!!! You lucky SOB!!! 😉
@@mariannecontrino6297 Lmao she did bring red velvet cupcakes once or twice!
@@mariannecontrino6297 no anm nam man
No man thats ridiculous
@@John-qv7syyo mama
That 'sneaking up with an air horn' one - I have PTSD. One honk and she'd be on the floor.
19:00 Jackson Jackson was a good kid
He had four years of college and a Bachelor's Degree
Started work when he was 21
Got fed up and quit when he was 43
Said, "My whole life I've done what I'm supposed to do,
Now I want to maybe do something for myself.
And just as soon as I figure out what that is,
You can bet your life I'm gonna give it hell!"
-"The Real Life", John Mellencamp
The Starbucks I worked at had black mold underneath the Frappuccino makers.I wasn’t working in an office.., but I was OFFICIALLY done 🤣
Jesus
Lady with the airhorn would get DECKED
After the first instance, an HR complaint of assault should have been filed.
@@Alexagrigorieff Agreed. Airhorns are loud. Setting one off right next to someone's ear can cause actual, physical damage. Tinnitus at a bare minimum.
In Australia, she'd have been fired for breaching health and safety regulations. She would have been thrown out so fast, there would have been a vapour trail left behind.
I’m a pessimist so I thought the one with Joe was gonna end with his wife cheating on him while he was gone and him finding out in some horrible way. VERY pleasantly surprised! I hope he and his wife had a good time, he clearly deserved it. :)
I thought his wife was going to die.....but that ending was better
That car-dealership manager who helped out the guy who'd crapped himself went above and beyond. Well done.
The one about the guy who kicked the girl in the face reminds me of when I was in 8th grade and in cheer I learned that I could kick higher than most people's head. I met a cute guy and decided I'd show off my newfound skill and positioned him so I wouldn't hit him... the cute guy moved forward and I kicked him right in the face....8th grade me wasn't smooth
I hope you at least kissed it better.
@@Jivvi nope haha just laughed it off and ran away because I was not smooth at all
I’ll pay you to kick me in head and call me white trash... don’t judge
@@chrisreynolds2410 yeah thats a no from me dude
This is why you're in a relationship.
The woman with the Lizard is an absolute trip.
“Free coffee “
Oh my god 😂
Did- ... Did the guy who liked the custom beer label not know he could keep the bottle after drinking the beer? Just, like, rinse it out when you're done, bro.
Large hardware/tech company slowly being sold off to an investment group and dismantled. One of the programmer/server assembly leads would come into shipping to drop off things to be shipped all day every day as normal. Shipping manager notices a new client is receiving several shipments of hardware a week, which is very strange unless we were upgrading an old client to a new system. New clients get 2-3 shipments over the week after they signed with the company which would cover all hardware, and then a tech would go to them to set it all up, anything else that was needed and wasn't in the initial shipment would just be handed to the tech and driven over unless it was very large. Shipping manager goes to check it out only to find the address is an abandoned warehouse 2 cities over, discovering the tech lead's money laundering scheme in the process. Calls the guy out the next day without going to management first. Tech lead shoves shipping manager, shipping manager shoves tech lead out the shipping door. Brutal fist fight that turned into a brawl in the parking lot which is visible by the CEO as well as other company managers. Everybody got fired and because they just fired them on the spot for fighting/not wanting the investors to ask a bunch of questions, no one would listen to the shipping manager trying to tell them about the many many tens of thousands of dollars of stolen equipment. Dude got away with it.
What kind of equipment?
My man Dave is a legend. Dealt out a different sort of throbbing head entirely!
"we have a rule about drinking on school nights" You must not live in a western nation.
If my boss tried to fire me for shit i do off the clock id sue. and id win.
Literally ran into a manager when i was in Highschool at a pool bar, She actually tried to suspend me since i worked at 7am that day.
She did not keep her job. Im still at the same place four years now actually.
3:45 From depressing joe getting shafted to adorable.
13:13
"Basil, this coffee smells like shit!"
"That's because it is shit, Austin."
"Oh groovy, then its not just me. Its a bit nutty."
For anyone who doesn't know, the Scottish song everyone knows is called Scotland the Brave.
One guy's car was repossessed, the entire office - 50+ people - all went to the windows to watch while he was outside, at one point he turned back toward the building & his face just dropped, he could see us watching. He had somebody pick him up that day & he got laid off shortly afterward. I still feel bad about that.
The one with the office dogs was adorable
1:20 Phil's legit my favourite musician haha
I love the image of a dude roundhouse kicking a woman in an office then running and hiding like a child without a word in his adult office job lmao.
That shit’s straight out of a sitcom
CEO of the company I worked at would often walk the floor and talk to people. As a new hire, he knew my resume and interests and would often discuss his Oculus, and we'd discuss the difference with the Vive i had recently gotten. Good times, great dude. Cared a lot about jow people were. The next CEO was the reason I quit.
*roach (animal)*
ah yes, as opposed to the creature known as roach (insect).
There is actually a kind of fish called a roach. I'm not saying that was under the desk, I'm just saying there's a fish.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_roach
Liu wow. Learn something new everyday I guess.
It’s also slang for a fat joint (marijuana).
I LOST MY SHIT AT “FREE COFFEE.” 😳😱🤣
Holy crap, the OP who gave out his own homemade brew must have been horrified. I know I would have been.
The travelling virtuvian man story is fucking hillarious. 🤣
Not an office job. My job used to have propane powered forklifts, they’ve since switched to electric, and a fun thing to do was to sneak behind someone as they drove and close the valve on the tank. So that 50 feet or so later the forklift died. This was so common that first assumption was that someone shut it on you rather than the tank running out on its own.
One time though a coworker pulled a more elaborate version on the parts inspection guy who worked in one particular area so his forklift would usually run out in the same general area.
He stashed 3 mostly empty tanks around the corner and put another almost empty on inspection departments forklift and waited. Sure enough the forklift died, the inspection guy replaced his tank and continued. The second he walked away for something else and was out of sight coworkers swapped the now mostly full tank with another mostly empty.
He soon had to swap the tank again, this went on another two times within as many hours lol.
The guy who dropped a duce in the coffee machine would get his ass beat six way to Sunday! Don't f*ck with coffee! ☕
My workplace is generally uneventful, so the one story I have is pretty boring by comparison, but it was a hell of a coincidence: I’m training a new temp on some simple stuff. She’s starting to get the idea, so we chat it up a little-all is well, until she tells me about an acquaintance of hers from college, and mentions that they “went through a bit of a gender crisis.” I asked what she meant by that. “Oh, she thinks she’s not a woman OR a man,” she continued on. “I dunno, it was pretty weird.”
Externally I said nothing, but internally I was facepalming my soul out through my forehead, because she just managed to describe non-binary gender identity as “a crisis” and “pretty weird” to probably the only non-binary person in the entire company! What were the odds of that? She must have walked under a ladder and stepped on a mirror while a black cat ran in front of her to have that kind of bad luck 🤣 I’m not out at work yet, so I never told anyone about that conversation, but she was one of a few employees that did not return after our post-COVID reopening, so I guess after I come out, that story will be safe to tell my co-workers 😅
EDIT: Oh, right, there was also the story about how, twice in the span of one week, a bug fell from the ceiling and plopped right onto my workspace and scared the absolute life out of me. (I work in a warehouse-type room.) Screamed loud enough to startle all my co-workers both times 🤣
The goldy story is my favorite🤣
It's either Amazing Grace or Scotland the Brave. Each is about as common as dirt with bagpipes.
I accidentally pepper sprayed co workers once. Do not use hot water to wash utensils you used to chop peppers with ..peppers in question were scotch bonnets
Love the Joe anniversary story
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm just imagining two grown ass men fighting each other with burnt out fluorescent light bulbs using them as lightsabers lol 😂
The Phil Collins one is hilarious
Excitebike tournament... now that's my jam.
One of my coworkers put a cat noisemaker in my cubicle that meowed every 15 minutes 😂
great video, really enjoyed the stories shared here! it’s interesting how office culture can differ so much from one place to another. personally, i think some people get way too caught up in the "hustle" mentality-like, is it really worth sacrificing your mental health just to climb that corporate ladder?
i loudly said "OUURGH" in disgust with the phantom shitter coffe mug story at around 13:00... oooooooooourgh
The thumbnail is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen🤣 it fits the title way to well
feel asleep with the laptop on, woke up to this
13:15 every ship i'd been on in the Navy had at least one Phantom Shitter. every single one for 21 years. it's like a tradition or something. Oh: and not one ever got caught.
Welp, that story about one of the "internet boyfriends" impregnating an eleven/twelve year old was my daily dose of nauseating horror.
...I gotta be honest, the 'peeing and shitting on the floor thing' aside, I'd probably have been giving those two golden retrievers belly rubs. I utterly adore pooches!
The girl with the krispy kream. I’d do the same thing as her. No one touches my fresh krispy kream.
Heard about a stripper who poured champagne in his bladder and weed it out. Ended up with many infections, pissing blood and almost dying
Man day sounds awesome!
I like the one about the Krispy Kreme donuts.
There's a lot of stuff you can take from me where i won't put up too much of a fight. But if you fucking TOUCH my donuts, it is gonna get ugly.
1:57 - "Free Coffee!" FUGGING NO MAN! WTF!?!? 😱 🤢🤣
I have an absolutely horrible laugh. It just is. I don't try to be edgy. (May come out that way.) it's a flat out Cesar Romero kind of a laugh. No, not weaksauce whats-his-name Phoenix... Cesar Romero. Friends joke I shoulda been a VA. Last Friday at the office was absolutely terrible for me. A whole lot of stress. As I am leaving the office I decided I can not wait and I need to de-stress. So it came into my head it would be a good idea to just whip my head back and laugh and laugh as I was in the parking lot. Except one of my co-workers was leaving at the time and I did not notice them as I started. So I am not entirely sure I even have a job now. But I gotta say laughing felt good.
The paper bag of poop microwaved for 10 mins made me gag
Im so glad joe had a happy ending
story my dad told me, it was close to Christmas, and when my dad got to his office, everything was wrapped, and i mean EVERYTHING. must've been a lot of unwrapping for him
At 15:42, I would happen to agree with the person commenting at the bottom...In any case, I laughed
Dave! My man!
That Joe one made me so happy. I want to work at a place like that. That Dave bounty hunter one was so sketchy. I always kinda thought bounty hunters were just a Star Wars or Westerns thing. But I guess it makes sense that there are some real ones.
Bounty hunters just catch people who ran bail or a court summons and bring them to court or the police. Just for others that might be wondering the same thing.
that Bob is exactly how I'd imagine a Bob would be
1:58 That might just be the most cursed thing I've read this week.
I don't work in an office but I do have a freakin hilarious work story! So I was a bartender/Server for years. One day we had to indefinitely close one stall in the women's room because it wasn't working. This lead to the ENTIRE bar backing up and the smell of feces permeated the entire dining room! It was truly awful. It got so bad they had to have a meeting with all the females to talk about flushing "feminine items." Now this place equipped the hostesses with these Nokia flip phone sized remotes that communicated with the front seating system so that they could quickly and accurately convey which tables were clean/dirty/seated/assigned. Very smart system... for dumb people. A hostess, lets call her Jennifer, was already on her way out as she was having some issues with management and she had already put in her two weeks, in fact this all came to a head about 3 days after that. As the story a few months prior Jessica took a number 2 and her remote fell in the toilet. Now its important that you know there is a janitors closet that she is required to use frequently that has gloves. And the toilet is not automatic. Ashley flushed the damn remote down the toilet and never told anyone except for one person who ended up ratting her out! The managers told her she didn't need to come in for the remainder of her 2 weeks lol.
1:38 I did not know Jeremy Clarksson used reddit
Okay the office stories are very good hint hint the next set of stories concern about death and mass quitting with firing to boot.
"Free coffee!"
-u/andywiggins
I used to be addicted to eating spicy food to the point I made what I considered a death marinade of hot paprika, hot crushed chilli flakes, smoked paprika, hot chilli powder, normal chilli powder, oregano, parsley and garlic lol my family all gagged at the aroma of cooked death chicken lol I don't do it anymore cause I'm susceptible to heart burn now lol fun times
36:10 this is called "when the company downsizes".
A cookie (in my mind): Try to do a donut, but instead of a nice circle you made some weird, semi round shape, like a cookie
Holy shit, get over here, two people are fucking in the parking garage in the front seat of a pickup truck outside the window in the parking garage across the street.
Magic.
12:54 ah yes the Phantom pooper, one time whoever it was struck by taking a watery shit directly into the automatic hand soap dispenser. To this day the biggest question is how he managed to squat over the thing to do it
Part of me thinks the home brew beer wasn't an accident (not OP's fault)... But I may be wrong
That bagpipe song is called "Scotland the Brave".
It's called "Marching Theme
".
The #2 story the conrad-w one, is a prank i played on my brother over a decade ago, and i've posted it a few places a few times. So i'm wondering if they had the same idea or if they got the idea from me. XD
Just found out about this at my new current job.
I work with a bunch of lawyers. Last year, two lawyers got caught having sex during the annual christmas party. Alcohol was involved. They didn't get fired.
Edit: Just remembered, our office had an Anthrax scare. Some doofus mailed some white powder in an envelope scaring the floor. The coworker who opened the envelope was quarantined, everyone else nearby had to stay on the floor (opposite side of the room) as people in hazmat suits were testing the area. This happened years ago.
Oh, I remember the general Anthrax scare (for the young 'uns, this happened just a few months after the 9/11 attacks. Several people died, and companies freaked out - to the extent of throwing out whole bags of unopened mail. People were calling 911 for stuff like a spoonful of coffee creamer on the counter).
Is the first one from the POV of the company that found that family's cat from Wisconsin after it got out and ended up shipped to France?
I'm shocked that we still have minute phone plans in 2020
Yeah so..........I was eating when the poop story came up
Haha do doughnuts you mean not cookies. No cookies he means
cats can survive a week without water(not reccomended) or food....no powder eating necesarry
I would die for joe
Took me a minute to figure out what dude meant by "did cookies" I've never heard it ]p] called that before. Always beem "donuts" I've heard. That's not saying much but yah
6:27 Was the piper commando?
25:48 wait wait WHAT?! I’m sorry, but did the 11 year old get pregnant?! That’s messed up
Good old bob
Girl A was in the right, don’t take someone’s donut.
Do you like Sesame Street?
That girl that wanted to quit before getting fired that’s like the stupidest thing in the world you can only collect unemployment if you were fired because then wouldn’t everybody just want to be on unemployment rate just you know get hired for a week and then decide you don’t wanna do it and then you get money from the government for free so yeah you got to be fired and you can always just like not put them as a reference like you can put that you did the job that you did there but like gave A friend’s number as the bosses number or something like that and you don’t ever have to give them out as being references and if she had just complied it probably would’ve been OK for employers to call them
Dave. Dude.
Not all heros wear capes.
1:57 what can I say exept delete this
B-but FREE COFFEE! You know, free coffee?! 😂
Caught one of my supervisors having intercourse in the back of an LLV (postal truck) with one of our mechanics.
1:58 r/cursedcomments 😭
I get not liking Genesis but HATING Genesis? Why? Genesis rules
Lmfao
17:55 Cos it's important to mention white guy
27:38
We have all seen/heard the same thing you did. Stop repeating/rewriting half a frickin paragraph, either just write your comment alone or learn to paraphrase. That's incredibly obnoxious.
Wtf is that thumbnail
Wtf is a “guy movie”
124tth
25:01 any guys who know stuff bout beer or bottling thst knows why it exploded?