We Might Be Drunk Ep 49: Would You?

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @WeMightBeDrunkPod
    @WeMightBeDrunkPod  3 года назад +86

    Recorded Live To Tape on November 15th just a few hours ago, minimal editing, just a disclaimer.

  • @zachary1741
    @zachary1741 3 года назад +79

    I love how Mark has been robbed like 37 times and he still keeps that much cash on him and ADVERTISES it, lmao.

    • @user-wg6hm3wo9p
      @user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 года назад +6

      At least he's getting quicker at emptying his pockets

    • @bodgertime
      @bodgertime 3 года назад +3

      yeah, I’ll see him in Hermosa Beach

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 3 года назад +1

      He’ll even count it for the mugger psychos. How considerate!

    • @delasse3178
      @delasse3178 3 года назад +1

      0:35 im only 35 seconds in and Sam is already thinking about robbing him

  • @christophermichaels6569
    @christophermichaels6569 3 года назад +44

    “Now I’m off bread... I’m going against the grain.”
    What a fucking dad joke 😂 that was funnier to me than it should have been.

  • @saracollins4664
    @saracollins4664 3 года назад +51

    "Kobe's a real helicopter parent"= the moment my love for Mark went to the next level
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @markcapella5511
    @markcapella5511 3 года назад +46

    haha sam saying clifford is cgi and mark saying "well they still had to dye him"

    • @monsieurdildo
      @monsieurdildo 3 года назад

      That was cayoooot as Chrissy would say

  • @brookspn
    @brookspn 3 года назад +44

    "I'm a big oatmeal raisin guy." I knew I liked Sam. Whadda guy, I tell ya.

    • @Guerotftp
      @Guerotftp 3 года назад +1

      Was thinking the same, man of taste

    • @screaminglady4233
      @screaminglady4233 3 года назад +5

      An oatmeal raisin guy would never beat his wife.

    • @owenpatch9682
      @owenpatch9682 2 года назад +3

      Good guy really seems to care

  • @doublebass
    @doublebass 3 года назад +14

    The sponge part made me laugh out loud and I started laughing even harder when Mark said lint roller.

  • @kailynw6490
    @kailynw6490 3 года назад +33

    Can we get a Sam saying “Mark, what the fuck?!” compilation?

  • @Zoso37123
    @Zoso37123 3 года назад +8

    Love Mark's basic recs, normal human things he's just discovering LOL
    also love the wide full studio shot.

  • @93captian
    @93captian 3 года назад +4

    Nobody can make jokes as bad as mark and still be funny. It's amazing.

  • @pixulita
    @pixulita 3 года назад +6

    Loving the wide shot of the studio¡¡¡
    Always good to see more of good ol Sal

  • @cyndustry
    @cyndustry 3 года назад +11

    Love Mark walking with that much cash and also stealing cable :)

  • @katietyson1090
    @katietyson1090 3 года назад +3

    Been listening to this pod for weeks on the tubes, and never noticed the sopranos painting too funny

  • @Matt98015
    @Matt98015 3 года назад +8

    The picture of Norm behind Mark really bummed me out. It’s crazy that he is gone. Rip Norm.

  • @henryplaster1862
    @henryplaster1862 3 года назад +10

    Sam: “let’s try a cookie”
    How did I immediately know he’d take a bite, hold the cookie up and look at it, and say “that’s a good cookie😌”

  • @dkmd9227
    @dkmd9227 3 года назад +7

    The producer looks like the love child of Jon Favreau and Ron Jeremy

  • @shaid153
    @shaid153 3 года назад +5

    I met Mark in Boston last week for the 730 show.. I brought up too much podcast knowledge :( he ripped me for it. Took a pic with him at the end, nice dude. Smaller than I expected. Hey hey!

    • @PearlDrumsHead
      @PearlDrumsHead 3 года назад

      lmao, happens to the best of us

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад

      That's what they call a punisher.

  • @soulcavity_
    @soulcavity_ 3 года назад +4

    Nice picture of Norm behind Mark.

  • @masterkush161
    @masterkush161 3 года назад +18

    I can’t wait for this weeks challenge
    ✂️✂️

  • @nathanjames4100
    @nathanjames4100 3 года назад +12

    i was the guy who commented "good girlfriend really seems to care" my name is nathan ... love both of your stuff. cant believe i got shouted out !

  • @collinscollectibles2
    @collinscollectibles2 3 года назад +8

    There isn’t any podcast that makes me laugh more than this one!!

  • @VECTeezy
    @VECTeezy 3 года назад +32

    If you’re really looking for a word for a coffee addict, I always call them “caffeinds”
    ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

    • @petermozuraitis5219
      @petermozuraitis5219 3 года назад +4

      Taking that! Thank you intranet stranger

    • @VECTeezy
      @VECTeezy 3 года назад +2

      @@petermozuraitis5219 Enjoy good sir 👍🏿

  • @Dynasystem
    @Dynasystem 3 года назад +7

    Is this the we might be white podcast, that lighting 😎

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 3 года назад

      We might be washed out.

  • @michellethompson726
    @michellethompson726 3 года назад +6

    I've been waiting all day.
    Thanks!

  • @Tapeleg247
    @Tapeleg247 3 года назад +16

    Funny as hell. Is it just me, or is this episode really bright in comparison to the other ones?

  • @MarkaustinHasler
    @MarkaustinHasler 2 года назад

    I love this podcast so much. Mark is so quick it's crazy how much goes under the radar

  • @rio9503
    @rio9503 3 года назад

    You two are special together and as individuals. You both are great standup comedians and have different styles which is amazing.

  • @kastlekistler5905
    @kastlekistler5905 3 года назад +4

    This is the best episode so far. Favorite pod!

  • @slubducksounds4673
    @slubducksounds4673 3 года назад +4

    Laura Linney from Ozark was in "The Big C" on showtime, very good show about cancer. Great actress. Check out her movie 'The Savages' with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, so good.

  • @JasonRiveraLongshotProductions
    @JasonRiveraLongshotProductions 3 года назад +11

    Brand new listener love this pod.

  • @louisetienne6608
    @louisetienne6608 3 года назад +1

    As somebody who's just started doing Open Mic night's this podcast is full of gems.
    Keep up the good work guys ❤

  • @coreystubblefield6332
    @coreystubblefield6332 3 года назад +1

    Mark! 1:04 YES! After being on hold, you need the punching bag to reset the call on your end! Then be nice to the next person. So so so many times that you explain the situation over and over. I need to vent, reset, and then explain the issue respectfully. Nailed it. 👍

  • @MrJayurbs
    @MrJayurbs 3 года назад +2

    Mark's "the other team could use it too when they lose" line to Sam's bit was nice not sure if Sam caught it.
    Great ep!

  • @topdownb58
    @topdownb58 3 года назад +1

    The Bye Sheila scene in the Other Guys is one of the best comedy scenes of the last 10 years

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 3 года назад +2

    Lovin' Studio Cam™️

  • @josepholiva4260
    @josepholiva4260 3 года назад

    I appreciate the effort in not making this a zoom cast. Much thanks tuesday morning is no different than Monday morning to meeeee. Have a great week fellas

  • @mrmileskp
    @mrmileskp 3 года назад +1

    Underrated, I thought everyone loved Me, Myself & Irene...that film is an all time comedy classic, Fun with Dick & Jane was legendary too

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 3 года назад +2

    Dude now I'm intrigued about the Syracuse Funny Bone

  • @TaysGamez
    @TaysGamez 3 года назад +2

    best pod. great editing work on a short schedule.

  • @isaiahleal2905
    @isaiahleal2905 3 года назад +1

    Mark is the fuckin man! Who else heard that ghost laugh after the coffee fart? He literally makes the whole room laugh every pod

  • @doesnotexistyet11
    @doesnotexistyet11 3 года назад

    3 minutes in and I can tell Mark is on a roll today, this is gonna be great!

  • @omeedkhatami4649
    @omeedkhatami4649 3 года назад

    I was at the Phoenix show, that cougar got annihilated 😂🤣 it was the very first show too! Expert crowd work by Sam.

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 3 года назад +1

    I am so glad I subbed to Marc and Sam. Comedy!!

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot 3 года назад +6

    Sam: ‘Who the hell has cash anymore?!’
    Also Sam: ‘Yeah: I got about $150 on me.’ 😝

  • @robertgagnon2020
    @robertgagnon2020 3 года назад +2

    This episode was hilarious. I love this pod!

  • @dogtownbrogers2796
    @dogtownbrogers2796 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else planning on bringing back the knock out game when they see Mark in public? Cha Ching! Comedy!

  • @NikkiNegs
    @NikkiNegs 3 года назад +1

    Also, love that you guys support Joe and Greg and have the Pay the Price game !

  • @richgarc84
    @richgarc84 3 года назад

    I like that Morril shows love for Stuck on You. It’s a funny movie.

  • @Curitive
    @Curitive 3 года назад +1

    No one is better than Bob Dylan. He spits hot fire.

  • @DJThorp84
    @DJThorp84 3 года назад

    Saw Gary Gulman in Minneapolis a couple weeks ago - GREAT SHOW! - I'd pay through the roof to see you guys in Minnesota!

  • @ashleyromero5302
    @ashleyromero5302 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit, Mark hit it on the head with Dumb & Dumber, it's not self important!! It's a no pressure relief to watch. "Excuse me, Flo??" 8th grade silliness all over again. Putanesca guy is great with his knowledgeable tid bits.

  • @frankescalante
    @frankescalante 3 года назад +1

    BRB gunna go wait for Mark outside Gotham studios to say “hi”

  • @nagilum
    @nagilum 3 года назад +14

    I was worried this wasn’t coming out this week. My Monday feels like a Sunday. 🙏 My movie rec Big Trouble in Little China.

    • @prosta6442
      @prosta6442 3 года назад +3

      16 Blocks is my Bruce repeat watch but I really like Shallow Hal so what do I know

    • @ghouliejams
      @ghouliejams 3 года назад

      it's all in the reflexes!

  • @mikebrown1500
    @mikebrown1500 3 года назад +2

    For Mark's bit, I think it'd be funny to flip it around, you call a company with your problem and if the person fixes it for you, you should then have to stay on the line and listen to their problems for just as long as they listened to yours

  • @BigDaddy-vk6rv
    @BigDaddy-vk6rv 3 года назад +1

    0:45 I was heartbroken thinking the pod came to a sudden end or something but you're returned to us my heart is healed!
    0:50 classic Mark!
    4:00 I first thought was fans showing that they're fans of your content
    18:25 too perfect!
    39:37 SAD FACE
    50:53 you're pretty good for a barrel scraper!
    53:57 if you guys ever make show use this line!

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 года назад +8

    Saw Sam on Saturday in San Francisco and he murdered. Took two friends from work and they were in stitches.
    Vider looks a little jacked, not his old feeble nebbish self haha. I didn’t know he was the opener, excellent surprise

    • @zaclikescauliflower2877
      @zaclikescauliflower2877 3 года назад +2

      I saw him here too! He fuckin killed it, man. It's Mark's turn now!

    • @wabb1e156
      @wabb1e156 3 года назад +1

      @@zaclikescauliflower2877 Saw him in SF also, killer but man his eyebrows are bigger in person

  • @tweakyapollo
    @tweakyapollo 3 года назад

    My dad took me to see lethal weapon 4 when i was seven years old. I still remember the final scene where Jet Li is impaled with a large piece of rebar. Good times

  • @sk8b1rd
    @sk8b1rd 3 года назад +12

    cool story about Joe Rogan’s generosity; Mark is a nice guy sharing the sweet tale

    • @Krow943
      @Krow943 3 года назад

      Yep he didn’t have to. Good egg.

  • @Sck519
    @Sck519 3 года назад +1

    Great bad 90s action movie: Demolition Man!

  • @a.k8069
    @a.k8069 3 года назад +1

    you killed it at gramercy last night!

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean 3 года назад +1

    Hopefully I'll still be in miami when you come to do your stand up sam. 🤓

  • @stephenbeltzner7736
    @stephenbeltzner7736 3 года назад +3

    Blessings from Toronto gents.

  • @jjaronske6445
    @jjaronske6445 3 года назад

    Once again, BOURBON CREAM and COFFEE... game changer

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz 3 года назад +2

    22:54 lol! and that "what"? at the end by Mark! It was like he just told him we has transgender!

  • @brianuke2301
    @brianuke2301 3 года назад +1

    As someone from SF, I find it annoying that other people here get annoyed by "San Fran" or "Frisco," it's not a big deal

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 3 года назад +1

    A thin hot chocolate sucks too. Gotta get it just right in the middle.

  • @abm2399
    @abm2399 3 года назад

    Like what you guys are doing. Appears to be developing the same formula as 2 bears 1 cave. press the friendship and viewers will mount up.

  • @maxdmer03
    @maxdmer03 3 года назад

    Mark you haven’t seen The Other Guys? That, Tropic Thunder, & I
    Love You Man

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 года назад

    Guess I misunderstood. Thought the notification said you were taking the week off to rest. Coo.

  • @trevorlecain4006
    @trevorlecain4006 3 года назад +2

    try watching twin peaks alone in the dark with headphones on... the sound is important

  • @shyjoshi7158
    @shyjoshi7158 3 года назад +6

    In Dylans own words: "Leonard Cohen is number one, and i'm number zero"

  • @jeffmccloud905
    @jeffmccloud905 3 года назад

    duuuude... so glad you mentioned Junior Stopka. he's fucking hilarious

  • @therivergiveth
    @therivergiveth 3 года назад

    Love the pod, loved the episode but MY GOD when you two agreed on not liking the Audioslave music in the coyote scene of Collateral broke my heart in two. That is literally one of the best uses of music in cinema to date, in my opinion. Goddammit

    • @therivergiveth
      @therivergiveth 3 года назад

      It was a beautiful turning point in the movie

  • @buryyourdraws
    @buryyourdraws 3 года назад +3

    How dare you talk shit on The Last Boy Scout, it was the exact right amount of ridiculous lol.... they definitely squandered Halle Berry on that one though

  • @LeoniejtePietje
    @LeoniejtePietje 3 года назад +3

    I love Sam just saying "Would you?" after every person Mark names haha

  • @christophermichaels6569
    @christophermichaels6569 3 года назад +1

    Shout out SpoCANE.
    Made me happy when Sam answered my peeve question when he was doing crowd work. It was awesome to see you both within a month. Hope you guys come back to the meth capital of the world baby. I’ll make the drive.

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici 3 года назад +1

    Lmaoooooooo the cash

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 3 года назад +2

    Spy game is a great movie

  • @irishdylan1993
    @irishdylan1993 3 года назад +1

    Much love from San Diego!! Come to La Jolla comedy store guys

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 3 года назад +4

    Sam dosent know how to drive or ride a bike. Now I hear his favorite cookie is oatmeal rasion. The worst cookie ever

  • @IamMiXeM
    @IamMiXeM 3 года назад

    Round neck sweaters are mugging deterrents. Absolutely nothing to worry about lad's 😆👍

  • @paddygurley
    @paddygurley 3 года назад +2

    Love you guys. Mark, caught you in Portland. Pissed my pants funny.
    Yo, if Matt’s gonna have a mic it should probably work. Just sayin’.

  • @maroosk
    @maroosk 3 года назад

    Wasn't expecting to watch and be jealous 🤣😂 ..shit, nice show : ) , RUclips has been poppin up the comics but not this, i wish i could have gone to see everyone touring through central Florida, would love to see Stanhope, too.

  • @JR-tc7ck
    @JR-tc7ck 3 года назад

    41:41 "Supercharger" flex pressurized that fart.💨💨💨

  • @ct6301
    @ct6301 3 года назад

    You guys are fkn great. Thanks for the laughs, always!

  • @LiquidDaylight
    @LiquidDaylight 3 года назад +4

    Damn, the lighting's cranked. You guys look like vampires. 🧛‍♀️😁

  • @pomimimin
    @pomimimin 3 года назад

    Enjoying the Paper Plane and Last Word led me to a mezcal cocktail called Naked & Famous. Really good if you like that smoky flavor... not too much though! You guys should try it!

  • @emilylowrance7930
    @emilylowrance7930 3 года назад +2

    i have Alf on DVD

  • @billywillyjilly
    @billywillyjilly 3 года назад +1

    I think Mark is thinking of "The Big C" (with Laura Linney, about cancer).

  • @spytown77
    @spytown77 3 года назад +1

    I'm definitely drunk! 🍸

  • @zagorgorza7089
    @zagorgorza7089 3 года назад

    love your work, queefs! keep it up :)

  • @NASTYBOYKEN
    @NASTYBOYKEN 3 года назад +1

    Love this

  • @anapetcu8892
    @anapetcu8892 3 года назад +2

    Just here to hear Sam talk about Leonard Cohen 🥰

  • @ejd2230
    @ejd2230 3 года назад +1

    Why was this lit with car headlights?

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 года назад +2

    Been waiting for some Comedy!

  • @damiandichico6940
    @damiandichico6940 3 года назад +3

    OCEAN 11 INCHES!!! (guffaw)

  • @jonathanmendez6741
    @jonathanmendez6741 3 года назад +1

    You gotta watch The Nice Guys and The Other Guys. They’re both as good as rush hour

  • @damiandichico6940
    @damiandichico6940 3 года назад +4

    Sal's mic?

  • @daviddunsmuir8870
    @daviddunsmuir8870 3 года назад

    Keep smashin it guys

  • @nohabloemojislosiento4930
    @nohabloemojislosiento4930 Год назад

    The Ferrell movie that doesn't get props for being unbelievably good is Semi-Pro. Jackie Moon is a great character, and it's also a movie that had heart and character depth. Also, bear wrestling.