Jeikage: They told me to do the whirlwind thing but there's nothing to jump up on. A few moments earlier: "I'm tired of looking at this weird cubes while walking around. I think they're getting in the way. I don't really know what purpose these are here, but it can't be anything good."
Welcome to gacha hell boi. remember to manage resources and that you need that "perfect" artifact as long as it is the right set and has good enough stats its okay to use it for now and later when you have like 8 or so units build to the same standard of "Good enough", then you can start hunting the mythical "Perfect Artifact", get talents at 6 and just upgrade as you get materials from events. :)
@@draxen7 I never said you need to play “x” character, I said manage your resources and get in the grind cause at the end that’s what’s going to get you the results your looking for, you don’t need that perfect 5star 6 rolls into crit artifact you can do with a couple rolls into ATK or whatever you have that works OK, you can farm later for the “ perfect” artifact, it’s better to have an Ok team that just one gigabuild Unit that can’t do much cause the rest of the team it’s lvl20 with 4 star artifacts and lvl 1 talents, aka Bad resource management.
Those are fake human ears. You know how human girls put on fake cat ears to look cute? That's the same for Cat Girls like Keqing, she puts on FAKE HUMAN ears to look cute!
@@jdman2210 issa joke man, everyone knows they're not real cat ears, it's fun to pretend it is. on a side note I'm kinda sad the real cat/animal ears owners are not appreciated enough compared to Keqing even though Keqing are not the real ones.
Jei proceeds to break all the free air vents before whirlwind phase During whirlwind phase: Jeikage "There's nothing to fly up on! Where are the air vents?" Man i love watching Jei lol
I hate when the hypostasis sits there just spinning around wasting your time taking forever to attack. one time it just sat there for 20 seconds without doing a thing.
This event gave me mix feelings, like at one half I'm enjoying the challenge for getting these high scores, while the other half I feel like a horrible person getting my waifus killed over and over and over also feeding ganyu eggs(mihoyo please we need a vegan revive food)
Fun fact: the cubes of anemo you keep destroying are actually wind currents you use when the anemo hypostasis does the flying thing so you can avoid it
I'm addicted to playing Fate/Grand Order so Im not going to play this game anytime soon, but at least I can experience it vicariously through your channel.
4:50 "I don't really know what purpose these are here, but it can't be anything good." He says about the things that are there to help you fly up in the air to end that aerial wind vortex thing and avoid some of the attacks 😅. Still, it would help if MiHoYo actually explained how things work sometimes. The number of times they provide no instructions or flash instructions on the screen for so little time that they are impossible to read...
I literally just finished watching your other video man, I love you for feeding me with all this Keep up the work kage, we love you (Ps. Where's that ningguang video?)
Seriously dude, you need to read the description for each fight, they explain all of the new moves so you aren't left not knowing what to do in the middle of the fight
Anemo hippo is the worst boss in this challenge. It stalls the timer in its weakened state you have collected all the anemo energy orbs (especially when it has no HP left) and then you have to fight it when it reforms.
Just saying the whirlwind phase is an important phase, if you attack the tornadoes with elemental damage it'll absorb that element and create the crystal of that element, instead of an anemo crystal. With that elemental crystal you can either fly up to pick it up and get energy of that element or the anemo hippo will suck it in when its "blasting the floor" and cancel that whole phase. Reasons why you should turn as much tornadoes as you can into another element, bow characters do this very well you just need to hit the tornado with a charged shot anything else requires you to get closer and i dont like doing that
Early Gang, How's the Ninja's doing today?
damn u a ninja no engrish?
Yes
Yes sir
Wassup
Ye
Jeikage: They told me to do the whirlwind thing but there's nothing to jump up on.
A few moments earlier: "I'm tired of looking at this weird cubes while walking around. I think they're getting in the way. I don't really know what purpose these are here, but it can't be anything good."
Why I hear collective internal screaming
ikr, you would think he'll realize it when he saw nothing to fly on the second time.
*Mission failed*
@@randynguyen9006 At the very least he ended up figuring it out so credit where credit is due XD. But the few times before that though...
He was elected to lead not to read
Jeikage:doesn't take help of dad
Five minutes later
*DAD HELPPPP*
Fun fact: Purple seelie also matches Ganyu's iris.
Its pink
@@godofthunder9765 its rosè
@@seeleveliona yes rosè is a shade of pink
I'm colorblind
Nice
I kinda died inside when kage started destroying those prisms instead of getting those anemo orbs
Jeikage: there's no vents, how am i supposed to plunge?
Keqing's E: Am i a joke to you?
😅
*Clearly spent hundreds of hours playing Keqing..*
@@Jeikage Thank you, somebody had to say it
The prisms/offspring he kept wasting time killing: Am I a joke to you?
meanwhile dad sleep on his pillar...
Acting like he’s all in with Keqing even though his Twitter pic and banner are Cocogoat 💀
it be like that sometimes
@@Jeikage OOF double kill
Don't forget his outro, queen keqing has been replaced ;_;
The harem route xD
A man of culture that knows how to appreciate multiple waifus
Future Jei: why didn't you tell me about this?
Past Jei: Bold of you to assume I read the instructions manual.
Reading is hard
@@Jeikage he who was borned to lead, not to read
@@Jeikage I'll join your channel on your first livestream, looking forward to it.
@@Jeikage Ah, you mean "selective reading"?
Jeikage, to Keqing: *"I love you girl, you the best cat."*
Me, who looked at Jeikage's 4 previous videos:
*Press X to Doubt*
X
cocogoat
X
Well, he said best cat, not best girl soo...
Petition for Mihoyo to change the hypostasises name to “hippo” as our saviour Jeikage calls it.
so we ain’t gonna talk about “Keqing I spend so much time gliding with you from various angles don’t fail me now”
Nothing to discuss..
Ngl this game got me feeling overwhelmed like I need to farm artifacts, ascend characters, ascend weapons I forgot talents existed
Welcome to gacha hell boi. remember to manage resources and that you need that "perfect" artifact as long as it is the right set and has good enough stats its okay to use it for now and later when you have like 8 or so units build to the same standard of "Good enough", then you can start hunting the mythical "Perfect Artifact", get talents at 6 and just upgrade as you get materials from events. :)
@@phamton919 you dont need to play like this at all you can just play whatever character you like its a pve game
@FBI you can build new characters & make content.
@@draxen7 I never said you need to play “x” character, I said manage your resources and get in the grind cause at the end that’s what’s going to get you the results your looking for, you don’t need that perfect 5star 6 rolls into crit artifact you can do with a couple rolls into ATK or whatever you have that works OK, you can farm later for the “ perfect” artifact, it’s better to have an Ok team that just one gigabuild Unit that can’t do much cause the rest of the team it’s lvl20 with 4 star artifacts and lvl 1 talents, aka Bad resource management.
im pretty sure ur not enjoying building char game...
“The pink seelie really brings out the color in Keqing’s eyes.”
Me w/ a pink seelie but no Keqing: *sad seelie noises*
Kage I regret to inform you that keqing doesn’t have cat ears that’s just her hair
That is just a propaganda called reality dear ninja.. we must not believe in reality (jk)
Those are fake human ears. You know how human girls put on fake cat ears to look cute? That's the same for Cat Girls like Keqing, she puts on FAKE HUMAN ears to look cute!
@@tsarcube9284 so she has no ears? Because the “cat” ears are hair buns soooo?
Those are false implants created by the government to deceive
@@jdman2210 issa joke man, everyone knows they're not real cat ears, it's fun to pretend it is.
on a side note I'm kinda sad the real cat/animal ears owners are not appreciated enough compared to Keqing even though Keqing are not the real ones.
“Why didn’t y’all tell me about this?”
Bruh 👁👄👁
Last time I was this early, Kequing was still Jei's top waifu...
WOW
Lord help us when Inazuma comes
Just imagine how many top tier waifus they can make
**Purple Cat Girl Speech**
Jeikage and Simps of Keqing: Maybe...... I'll think what I needed to do
"When in doubt, seppuku it out"
-Jeikage, 2020
Wise words to live by
Or to die by
Kage: *Destroys all the wind pyramids*
Also Kage: They told me to do the whirlwind thing but there's nothing to jump up on.
Me: Sigh.
he also had keqing that could teleport above XD
jei is the strongest ninja in the whole village. *ignores him dying like 8 times :3
We aint gotta talk about that.. xd
Hypostasis: *ho, your approaching me?*
I love Keqing so much, even if shes not a real Catgirl
Real sad noises
She just cosplaying
She is waifu material
Wait, everyone is thinking keqing is a catgirl? I mean the first time I saw her.. I know that she is not a catgirl. But damn she is cute
BLASPHEMY
"i need to stop neglecting my anemo characters"
So..does that mean Sucrose video
I agree Kage, Xinyan is being slept on, they need to see the tanned waifu has a lot of work done.
Only OkCode seems to care about her Sadge
Xinyan for the WINyan, also the "seppuku" bit at the end was both surprisingly funny AND wholesome.
“Actually that was a two-shot but it felt like a one-shot”
That wasn’t supposed to hit me that hard, was it?-
Dude, you completely forgot that you could use Keqings e to go into the air and plunge attack. No air vents required
0:36 "I luv u gurl, you the best cat"
*sad Diona noises*
Last time I was this early, Jean was still the main waifu
Its been a while xd
Day 2, kage falls even deeper to the hypotases hell and tries to get back up. When things gotten worse, Keqing appeared and restore kage's humanity
"Life is hard when u dont have your dad protecting you " goddam man right in the feels now I miss my family
Jei proceeds to break all the free air vents before whirlwind phase
During whirlwind phase:
Jeikage "There's nothing to fly up on! Where are the air vents?" Man i love watching Jei lol
Keqing to the hypostasis: oh so you're approaching me
Jeikei while in the video: CHOTTO MATTE 🙌
The hypostasis has some guts to challenge kage
First time ive seen papa kage rage quit
Ganyu is off so I'm killing some minecraft cubes for today
- Keqing's status on whatsapp
I read the title and said, "What? IMPOSSIBLE!" In my gruffest anime antagonist voice lol
When u realize.. the anemo hypothesis only requires to get the flying ones and just ignore the land ones
Keqing has problems. She has stamina issues. I need her to last longer.
Giggity~
OOOH YAH
\
Am excited to unlock all seven nations and have higher stamina for keqing
Bruhh i hate my mind
I did not read that right
"Seppuku is no longe an option" omg this sentence made my day. Thank you.
Kage has a whaling problem where he kills things so fast that he doesn’t know what their attacks do
A lot of these whales don't have any idea about game mechanics
To be fair I ran into a similar problem with the ameno cube because I never build anemo characters, I had the easiest time with the Geo cube
1:37 Oh kage.... You're so precious, never change.
4:24
Jeikage: "How did this happen?"
Also Jei: *Wastes time collecting the anemo orbs while the boss is vulnerable*
When i tell you im got so excited when you said "ningguang its not time for your video yet"
yes my number 1 waifu lets gooo
Sameee
@@lotannaarinze6581 ningguang fanclub bouta rejoice 😔
@@lkoistired4431 facts we need that ningguang vid
Proof that Jeikage is a man of culture 9:01
10:15 danggg I just noticed you use the music from NieR Automata, the music when you're in the Resistance Camp, danggg the memoriessss
god im so happy you uploaded because i was so bored and i hate being bored with a passion
great video jei, keep it going :3
I see Jeikage has been introduced to the horrors of uninterruptible healing in a timed fight.
Man, I love this new Training Arc! It's awesome to watch Jeikage's journey of becoming a ninja boss slayer.
Kage: is it now canon that Keqing is Kira.
Keqing: Just according to keikaku.
Reminding Jeikage to finally build Ninguang Day 1
5:10. - the.. wins "babies"you kept destroying is how you fly up. They are meant to help you
I hate when the hypostasis sits there just spinning around wasting your time taking forever to attack. one time it just sat there for 20 seconds without doing a thing.
Hypo "hey there imma just float here and you cant hurt me, hey look another 30 secs just passed''
Thank you for letting me forget my problems caused by my depression
This event gave me mix feelings, like at one half I'm enjoying the challenge for getting these high scores, while the other half I feel like a horrible person getting my waifus killed over and over and over also feeding ganyu eggs(mihoyo please we need a vegan revive food)
Breaking the updrift cubes and then getting killed was the funniest thing when he realized his mistake
Those cubes are just throwing you in there
everytime "whats up my ninjas" just makes my day h o l y jei is amazing
I really do be loving the Persona 5 corss-road bar music background in the intro!
Fun fact: the cubes of anemo you keep destroying are actually wind currents you use when the anemo hypostasis does the flying thing so you can avoid it
The fact that jeikage is honest about, that he has low mental capacity,earns him my subscription
I'm addicted to playing
Fate/Grand Order so Im not going to play this game anytime soon, but at least I can experience it vicariously through your channel.
I swear the only reason why I'm struggling during this hippo event is the fact they stall so much time away!
I know exactly 😓
"I'm gonna murder this dog now" LMAO
i just die laughing everytime he destroys the little triangles before the big aoe pattern
0:00 I’m sorry, but those are real ears, the purple cat ears are the fake ones, she tried to become the best cat girl and get your attention!
I love when Keqing says “H-HYEAH!” It sounds so cute 🥺
"Seppuku no longer an option," -Jeikage.
I think that the crystals boost the hypo defense and slightly heals it from what I've watched from u fighting him
From ninja scout
Jei: There's nothing to jump on!
Keqing's Stiletto: Am I a joke to you?
You can't spell love without sending your wife to commit war crimes
4:50 "I don't really know what purpose these are here, but it can't be anything good." He says about the things that are there to help you fly up in the air to end that aerial wind vortex thing and avoid some of the attacks 😅.
Still, it would help if MiHoYo actually explained how things work sometimes. The number of times they provide no instructions or flash instructions on the screen for so little time that they are impossible to read...
I literally just finished watching your other video man, I love you for feeding me with all this
Keep up the work kage, we love you
(Ps. Where's that ningguang video?)
It’s always nice seeing you without a clue what the things are for
People: Ran to Genshin Impact to escape the incoming Contingency Contract in Arknights
Miwololo: Anyway, here is your Contingency Contract
"i love you girl, you're the best cat" so keqing is just a pet now. Poor girl, ganyu you'll be in the same boat as keqing in the future believe me!
I hope when jeikage grew to be a big youtuber i hope he wont forget the og subs.
Dude I'm 4months in the game and I'm mispronouncing the Hippo-stasis as Hypostasis all this time! Thank you for showing me the light jekaige
When you realize the thingies on the ground are GOOD because they let you fly when the hypo is about to kick your bum.
I know the Kage has selective reading, but I'm surprised he can't even learn a word as simple as
Loyalty
My man Kage playing music from Kingdom Hearts against the Anemo Hippo
You got top tier taste in music my guy
I almost spilled my coffee at the brilliant Kingdom Hearts music. The fight ain't over, Isekai Ninja. A few more rubix cubes to go
Limited Mental Capabilitys, i felt that.
"Seppuku is no longer an option"
Never have I ever heard such determination in a man
Thats what the waifus do to ya
@@Jeikage I guess I can't deny the truth
Seriously dude, you need to read the description for each fight, they explain all of the new moves so you aren't left not knowing what to do in the middle of the fight
0:36 at least Keqing can smile when you say that to her. Ganyu won't easily believe you lol
Anemo hippo is the worst boss in this challenge. It stalls the timer in its weakened state you have collected all the anemo energy orbs (especially when it has no HP left) and then you have to fight it when it reforms.
"Where are the air vents, I'm dying!" But...you have the Zhong dong....
Seriously that last part to collect those air balls always cause me to fail
Just saying the whirlwind phase is an important phase, if you attack the tornadoes with elemental damage it'll absorb that element and create the crystal of that element, instead of an anemo crystal. With that elemental crystal you can either fly up to pick it up and get energy of that element or the anemo hippo will suck it in when its "blasting the floor" and cancel that whole phase. Reasons why you should turn as much tornadoes as you can into another element, bow characters do this very well you just need to hit the tornado with a charged shot anything else requires you to get closer and i dont like doing that
If jei uploads, it’s a real pog champ moment
Kage: “Whatever you are.”
I feel *seen*
Sure, you accidentally broke the vent cubes, but you forget you have a Stiletto Purple Cat waifu that is so good, she doesn't even need them.
KeqingMain.exe stopped working as intended back there.. lol
Why SIMP for a FAKE cat, when you could be simping for a REAL cocogoat (in lore)
It was so frustrating watching you destroy those crystals when you didn't need to.
11:59 lmao I wasn’t ready for that comment 😂😂😂
Perfect transition to kingdom hearts ost
1:06
Jei truly playing on hard mode, I didn't understand some of the Hypostasis phases and off I went to RUclips to search for a guide :D
Ah this slice of life relaxes me after work ^^