God is Watching
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- *Lyrics below*
Bob and the Veggie Fables teach us of the sin of Masturbation. I give Credit to the Jew Producers, and all of wonderful people that created this awesome show, and the writers, and everyone else accountable like the Cast.
*Lyrics:*
God is watching everything you do,
When you get undressed, or take a shower
When you touch yourself for hour after hour
God is watching everything you do.
And he thinks you're a nasty, naughty, nympho slut.
You sinful filthy whore you're going to hell.
Your flesh will burn, your bones will churn, your soul will be torn asunder.
You wretched heretic heathen burn in hell!
(For eternity!)
So you better remember!
God is watching everything you do!
“Bob the cucumber”
That hurts physically
This is tomato town all over again
What about Larry the tomato
Reminds me of a safety brief I sat through in the Navy where the presenter said PlayBoxes and XStations, and I just could not after that.
@@Sonic6293 ah yes, I remember playing my entertindo nintainment system
They were such close friends, they named their children after eachother
I love how Clara is supposedly Christian, but teleports in a cloud of fire like a demon.
More like a witch that hadn't been caught by the Spanish Inquisition yet because she is an actual Witch
Hah! Came back to this comment after 8 months and there're 69 likes, if you get it don't change it
Because deep down... Everything they really against they want to do. Only the threat of hell keeps then acting nice
sounds like religion to me
Also like to add, she sins on a daily basis, so how is she a "good Christian woman" and not sin small shit, I mean everything bad 😂
@@Activesilver97 because its only bad if anyone else does it... Hence my previous comment.
Is it me or did the cucumber and the tomato switch voices for a second?
No it's their names switch
I know they switched their names but they also switched voices for like a second during the song I hear the difference
@@abrahamdavidcortina923 0:58 yep right here.
@@DosagePosage but with high pitched voices
0:57
I don't remember this episode of Veggietales
That's Drawn Together dude
@@abrahamdavidcortina923 joke...
VeggieTales in a nutshell.
No no no. This isn’t Veggietales, this is Veggie-FABLES
@@Denomix_Geck0 same thing
"I love your religious propaganda clumsily disguised as children's entertainment"
Damn, they don't pull any punches.
Makes no sense to me, veggietales was a christian kids show aimed at christians, it wasn't advertised to a broader audience as blatant propaganda.
It's as much propaganda as going to church.
@@cooldud7071 Even then, the episodes were so good, I’m pretty sure many people ignored the religious aspects of it.
@@Slippy-Toad-Love Yeah.
Some of the parts of it had nothing to do with christianity, like how jokes in the future will be randomly generated.
@@cooldud7071 Tbh I never really took any of the Christian lessons to heart, I just enjoyed the show as it was.
Drawn together kinda sucked anyway, it tried too hard to be south park while failing to be edgy. It was fine for what it was but it really missed the mark a lot of the time, at least for me. There was some creative stuff though 6/10
The most frustrating thing about being a Christian is knowing that there are Christians out there who put the judging in their own hands.
Same bro my sister is that way and it is the worst.
I became agnostic because of it.
@@SirDankleberry For a time I was Agnostic but then I found myself coming back. I now I'm not the same type of person as the super judgmental folk.
@@MaximumMintWafer Gotta let them know that the judging ain't up to them, it's up to God
@Dax Marshall That's your interpretation of God.
I love how they didn't create fake names, they just switched them
Not sure why they rearranged their names to Bob the Cucumber and Larry the tomato. Must be copyright reasons.
This show subtlety is nonexistent and its amazing
I know! That is brilliant!
I suppose they didn't want to go with "Gary" or "Rob".
The creator of VeggieTales, Phil Vischer, doesn't mind paroyds like these. While there is a few thing he doesn't like, he finds them hilarious!
What parodies did he not like?
@@nono-lz9qr He likes the parodies, but their was one joke the in the Saturday Night Live skit about a catholic priest he didn't like
@@MaxwellCartoons yeah, if theres 3 things a man doesn't want him or his work associated with, its gotta be domestic abuse, raep, or paedophilia. Of course, combinations of the 3 count too
I’m surprised Vischer can take a joke
@@nerdgeekman from what I've seen, he takes jokes pretty well
This may be a joke, but in Brazil, there's a gospel singer who sings: "those who sin are going to pay, those who sin are going to die" while literally children dance around her and I can't help but find this insanely accurate to the song
Who
@@patrickholland5937 it's a kid gospel band called (translated) Kids beyond the throne or something like that
@@patrickholland5937 it's a kid gospel band called (translated) Kids beyond the throne or something like that
I’m lost for words. Do you have the link?
@@nostaldec4705 not really, just search up on "quem pecar vai pagar, quem pecar vai morrer"
“We’re going to give you all to the count of John 3:16”
You can tell the people behind this aren’t religious but this is funny
John 3:16 is the verse about how God allowed Jesus (aka God's Flesh) to die in order to forgive and empathize with the pain of man.
The best critics of religion are often ex-religious.
@@Eisenbison I mean they have first hand experience.
@@Eisenbison No, No, He's Right definitely his Right about that
@@robertjoe9396 What are you talking about?
"God is watching everything you do"
I felt that
Always...
He’s *ALWAYS* watching that’s why you never get away from your sins
@@abandonedchannel-emerald As a Christian, I can confirm
@@abandonedchannel-emeraldit’s scary man
@@abandonedchannel-emerald
He prolly be outside my window while I'm in the shower
How I wish this series wasn’t canceled.
There is a movie that was made for DVD, by the original staff.
@@EdietheKitty I still wish it wasn’t canceled.
@@garthdavis4320 respectable stance, it was a show that shone a light of equity on things instead of equality. How South Park and Simpsons get to stay on the air because they have a thin veil of "social commentary".
@@EdietheKitty the movie is absolute trash
@@deanfalkyn so is the show. ;)
It's funny that their names switch to Bob the Cucumber and Larry the Tomato 😂
Probably because of copyright so they changed the names so they didn't get sued
leon s Kennedy correct. So true
Abraham David Cortina I am watching this episode today and I laughed when I noticed that.
Its like tails the hedgehog and sonic the fox
Copyright
If you have headphones on, Bob sings on the left ear and Larry sings on the right ear.
But who is bob and who is larry? 😱
I thought I was tripping lol
My Right Bud Dosen't Work.
@@DiegoElDiego2801 Bob is the Cucumber and Larry is the Tomato.
Well that explains why with my headphones not working on the left side I only got half of the singers.
That's the closest thing ive ever seen to a lawsuit. They didn't even try to name them differently, they switched their names. And gave them arms.
Nope they had literally Bambi in the show and Mickey M***se
@@-schattenpflanze-3755 jesus christ.
I mean, it worked right?
@@jellohead1036 don't. Just don't.
Killjoy.
After all these years I never noticed that the kid didn't actually get healed
Just like real religion
@@soulreaver6546 🌚
Is that thing supposed to be Jesus? You just confused me.😂
@@keepyourshoesathedoor his magical sperm cured/fixed anything. People were lining up to be cured. The joke is that the crutches were fixed and not his actual legs.
Nobody gets healed. They just sell you stuff that makes you sick and skim off of the charities that collect money to treat symptoms. Nice scam Judas.
lol looks like the veggie tales characters joined the westboro Baptist church
What the hell is that
leon s Kennedy oh my god, look them up. You’ll see what I mean, trust me your jaw will drop.
@@alexandertheresurrection2810 I wished I never asked
Not really. This is standard Catholic/Puritan thinking. The Westburo aren't unique in considering masterbation a sin, and most serious (IE non nominal) Christians believe that one is only forgiven for sin if they're sincerely repentant (IE stop doing it, try your best to refrain from it).
No amount of parody can come close the the westro baptist church
Me: Can We Get Veggie Tales
Mom: We Have Veggie Tales at Home
Veggie Tales at Home:
Veggie fables
lol
"Bob the cucumber and Larry the Tomato"
*Why must you hurt me like this*
I like the veggie tales. But, this is teaching about the dark side of religion. Lol.
By the way, everyone here please stop arguing. We all have our opinions and beliefs. I do believe religion exists and have good and bad. But I wouldn't consider myself a religious person. I just live my life being a good person. And you should too, instead of arguing about religion.
As satirical as the song is, "God is watching everything you do" is quite accurate. O.O
I mean, they're not wrong here. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows
God is bigger than the boogie man
He's watching out for you and me
And He is watching everything you do
This reminds me of dhmis
Oh geez
I usually hate pop culture references, but Drawn Together actually does them in a fine way for the most part.
This video was blocked for a long time! Hahahahahaha! They just unblocked it!
Hooray!
Did the veggies warn Google execs that they'd go to hell if this video stayed blocked? Lol
@@sebastiann.8088 😈Woohahaha!
Nice
@@misterninetyseven2898 nah, google doesn't like doug.
The scream makes it. Glad to see this available once more!
Boo
Hallelujah! My crutches don't squeak anymore!
The funniest and most meta thing about the show is the fact that its premise was supposed to be a parody of Big Brother. However, the plots of the episodes almost never have to do with the fact that they are in a reality show. That's the most hilarious thing about this show, it mocks and satirizes absolutely everything except except what it was supposed to mocks and satirize in the first place. It's like this show disobeyed its own premise.
For the first season it was sorta like a reality show.
It's more like "The Real World"
The aqua teen franchise does the same thing.
Literally the internet when a famous person gets caught for something they did in 2011:
(Edit: lol)
lol
Figuratively.
Cancel Culture in other words.
@@slashbash1347 yeah, not the whole internet, just Twitter.
I don’t know about all that
I really wanna see a reaction video from the creators of Veggietales
Phil Vischer
They're actually cool with these kinds of parodies, it shows the familiarity of many show creators toward the franchise.
@@NintegaDario aw that’s wholesome:)
This is very true. It’s very easy to become judgmental when you’re religious. I myself am Christian and ironically some of the meanest people I know are also Christian. They forget what the entire religion is actually about which is to prevent people from going to hell and showing love and forgiveness.
What happens when it's something a person can't control? Like, take being trans for instance. Gender Dysphoria- the condition that causes that- is a diagnosable condition for which transition is the most (and really only) successful treatment. But many Christians take that to be violating the same rules against piercings or tattoos; your body is a temple. How then do you fulfill those requirements of preventing people from going to hell, or show them love, then? Are they supposed to just....not treat a condition with a high death rate? Is it loving to try to force them to deal with it? And what business is it of yours anyway what people do with their souls?
This is not me trying to be rude or confrontational, genuinely curious because the logic does not make sense to me.
Gender dysphoria can be healed thru christ. The Bible says that God hasn't given us a spitit of fear but a sound mind, so any mental illness is not of God or natural, it is an affliction. Jesus can heal all afflictions, diseases pain and suffering if u allow him to❤. So gay or Trans folks who want a relationship with God are not to transition or part take in gay sex or gay relationships. They are to seek God in prayer and fasting and receive deliverance from their sin. This goes for everyone who is suffering with overwhelming sinfully desires not just gay or Trans.
U see God is literally the answer to every problem in this earth but most ppl think God will snap his fingers make it all go away but God's solution takes time and it must be sought out by the person who wants it from God. Unlike Satan who will do whatever u want him to do whenever u want it and in the most glamorous way possible BUT it's comes with catch with is ur soul. Satan has 0 good intentions with any human soul, unlike God😌.
And u ask why we christains care about what folks do with their lives? Well because how u live on earth determines how u will spend eternity after death. Also how u live on earth directly affects urself and others. Every sin big or small has earthy consequences to the sinner and to people around them. Stealing can affect more than 2 people, fornication affects at least 2 people and create an unplanned family which most times isnt the most ideal situation, adultery can break a family or even 2, murder can affect an entire community or nation, lying can affect nations. The list goes on. I have so much more to say but I hope this answers ur question❤
@@izzyj.1079 You can't use logic with people who (genuinely?) believe that every single origin legend throughout all of human cultures and history is fake except for the Jewish magic sky man who is real (but only if you believe in a specific fanfiction featuring their ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL Jesus Christ)
@@izzyj.1079 im not a christian but, id imagine they just have to deal with it internally and is processed more in a case by case scenario. Im not saying whether its right or wrong to have these thoughts or beliefs but at the end of the day its based on what you place your priorities on. After all the main reason for the whole religion is to bring salvation to the followers and to guide others to do the same so they can embrace god and enter heaven. So if you personally think you cant stand being in your own body and want to transition, you have to wonder if its worth leaving the embrace of god who we might not know is real.
Its a complicated question with lots of caveats where people try to simplify it into good or bad, with both sides being huge dicks about it. The religious will ask you to suppress it while the atheist will encourage the transition, but again to reiterate its not black and white. Some religious people dont mind having their friends and relatives being LGBTQ as long as their priority is to god and not to the flesh. On the other hand the atheists who encourage transitioning don't always have your best interests in mind, not all gender dysphoria necessitates transitioning and people forget how extreme these procedures are with some being incomplete, not to mention those who de transitioned are largely ignored and their voices drowned out by those who call transitioning liberating.
There is no clear blanket solution to fix these personal issues as they are unique to how important their faith is to their person, and even then not all religious people follow their rules to a T as is the case with some Christians having tattoos. The person should take the time to ask themselves and the people around them to gauge whether its in their best interest to do so. In this type of scenario there is no real logic you can follow its preference and whats in your best interest
Exmormon chiming in. The entire reason I left is because no one practices what they preach. Love, kindness, charity, all of that gets thrown out the window. The Bible itself is frankly a tampered mess of text that should be used as a guideline. Frankly the original Torah scrolls the Jewish faith has is far more closely translated than the "king James Bible" people use today. It's disgraceful people are looking to the same texts people used as an excuse for genocide (the crusades and the eradication of Irish pagans).
I don't hate religion, I hate the bastardization of what it means for spiritual health. Mass organized religion is a spiritual killer. You wanna know what we actually need for spiritual health today? The one good thing about religion. Getting together weekly with your community and uplifting each other without judgement. I haven't attended a church in well over ten years, but I'm older now and know what I do miss the most. I won't go back, not to the Mormons and not to Christians either. When people are blinded by the title of the book to where they can't see the edits to drive hatred into their hearts rather than follow what Jesus taught there is no fuckin way it can be salvaged in my lifetime. Ignoring the verses that teach how to perform a safe abortion in favor of shaming people for needing one and defunding programs that help wishful mothers live? The fuck is that about? The well is poisoned and people are still drinking.
The Bible says to not worship false idols. King James rewrote the Bible to fit his image and ideals. If that's not a false idol I don't know what is.
Ironically, 1:10 - 1:21 is the most enjoyable thing about this song
I Think That was the point
YOU'RE GOING TO HELL
Have you seen PhantomStrider's Worst Religious Cartoons
for eternity!
But you better remember
it's incredibly weird to hear the actress of twilight sparkle voice act for this series...
it's seriously impressive that Tara can switch from child-friendly to adult tv actress!
this is her favorite role actually
And Timmy Turner, Bubbles, and Raven
@@TheIrkenEmpire2001 all parts that deserve to be appreciated. thanks for reminding me!
When you spend a few years taking up roles that are clean family-friendly entertainment, you do something dirty to scratch an itch.
I find her role as toot to be the most hilarious. she's so funny that even tara admits that toot makes her laugh and the writers and producers couldn't get enough of her wild side.
''God is watching.''
Well if he's still watching then I guess he likes what he sees.
Ha ha ha
But not in the good way
@@dariusthedmirconsolidation3494
God: I’m so FURIOUS that these humans are having sex and wackin off without my say-so! **grabs lotion bottle and tissue box**
😂
@@randoontheinternet5842 DT would definitely pull off that joke.
The scary thing is, there are uploads of this clip marked for kids
That what happen if Susan was the boss/ceo of RUclips 🤦♀️
Repeat after me, folks
Just because something's animated, doesn't mean it's always kids' content.
the old lady falling over at the end was just the cherry on top 💀
i’m pretty sure that’s an old guy
@@aaronlane8276 She could have FPB.
"My crutches don't squeak anymore!"
I'm shocked that kid survived the later massacre, given how this show loves to kill innocent people. Of course, he did end up going blind, so maybe he wasn't so innocent...
this reboot of VeggieTales looks amazing
Its Not a Reboot
@@davidcortina9898 its a joke I showed mercy not to r / wooosh
@@davidcortina9898 How about you get a life and stop correcting people?
@@aguyonyoutubewhoisofnosign8373 people keep joking around to fool us
@@davidcortina9898 Huh
Dude, they should dub over an actual Veggie Tales episode with this song! It would be so funny!
Holy hell Tara strong is so good at voice acting
I knew that was her
Fun fact: since its only Bob and Larry singing, on headphones its just Bob's voice on the right, and Larry's on the left
It's strange how effective it was
When I was a kid I didn't think it was strange that I was being told bible stories by vegetables
Because veggietales is unironically goated
As a Christian, this is funny
We are mocking your religion you idiot
If lust is bad but God is good then he shouldn't know what lust feels like. If he doesn't know something then he's not all-knowing and I asked if that's even fair to judge people with such feelings? Feelings that he has zero knowledge of.
@@Nameless82284 He does know what lust feels like. Jesus encountered every temptation possible, which lust is a part of.
@@thomasgamingbrother4342 Then he's not all good. If God doesn't know what lust feels like then he's not all-knowing. If he does know what lust feels like then he's not all good.
@@thomasgamingbrother4342 God cant sin nor be tempted by sin so no
"Bob the cucumber and Larry the tomato"
As somebody who was addicted to VeggieTales when she was a toddler, this is increasing my anxiety.
The 'trauma' atheists experienced after going to church twice when they were 10 years old
The upbeat music with the flames, organ, and lyrics really sells this for me.
The old man at the background toppling down had me laughing
Clara's scream always kills me XD
The song in this skit is just as fire as the songs in Veggietales.
Heh. It's fire alright.
"What music do you listen to?"
Me: *it's complicated*
After all these years I still remember the lyrics.
Imagine if The REAL VeggieTales saw them
Actual fact: You don't go to hell for masturbating.
When your parents discover your inflation furry fetish: 1:09
Also I never knew wooldoor was supposed to be a parody of SpongeBob
BRO😦⁉️⁉️
the
V e g g i e f a b l e s
i know god is watching, he's there everytime i suffer
It’s funny because Veggietales is one of the good and least preachy Christian cartoons
"You wanna dance? Fine I'll dance!"
I love how spanky grabs a clum baby and uses it like a hobo knife.
0:53 Dance moves crack me up
Ironically veggie tales predicted a lot about modern society.
Is it just me or did anyone else, having no clue what show this came from, not realize that he came on the child's crutches after watching the first 3 seconds 10 times and reading the description 5 times.
Oh yeah, I forgot that happened...
Love this. God is watching 🙏🪬
Even 🎵when you get undressed and take a shower we touch yourself after hour after hour🎵🗣🗣🗣
I love the entire parody, and how the cucumber is Bob, and Larry is the tomato. 😂
1:34
*awkward silence*
*random person falls over*
Nah this show creators going to hell
Yep
1:28 everyone on tiktok after talking to the crazy church people
0:59
1:21
Tomato and Cucumber switch voices
Best line: We’re gonna give you til the count of John 3:16 to stop this abomination!
That moment when this gets recommended 9 years later
For real though, the song is a bop.
Seriously, I can't stop watching.
It's been about a week, but it feels like it's been stuck in my head for years. Send help
I have this addiction and i got this recommended to me after I did it ty god
ain't no way bruh
@@Dillon69 joke
What did I just watch, Why is this on my fyp, and How did I end up here.
I got it too
Reminds me of when people got mad at MrBeast for curing blindness for thousands of individuals with it
welcome to a new episode of "three am video binges"
I love how even this can't offend the creator of VeggieTales.
ngl when they went to hell the way their voices symphonised was just perfect
unironically a banger
lol
Well that's got dark fast
1:02 Anti Piracy screens in a nutshell
In the past, entertainment is naturally made
Eaterweed
That scream makes me 😢😭😭😭 and Thx logo
Boo
Stupid
As someone who was raised in a Christian environment, I can confirm (Although I am not a Christian, I am an atheist)
Remember, God made you special and he loves you very much!
You are all Starlight, Stardust, and you deserve honor.
0:13, purple smart returning to old-world values
Anyone else notice how Bob and Larry's names got switched around? 🥒🍅
Well they are copyrighted so they probably had to change the names to Larry the tomato and Bob the cucumber instead of Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber . They probably didn’t want to get sued .
I still cannot believe veggietales started in the 90s, I just be getting old.
Yep this is totally how I remember veggietales
this might work as a PSA to prevent ppl from gooning ngl
God is watching everything you do
🎵When you get undress take a shower when you touch yourself after hour every hour🎵🗣🗣🗣
@@nikolai0875 that is so fucking creepy
Eww what the fuck
@@nikolai0875 🎶God is watching everything you dooo!🎶
@@naiveparsley2917🎶And he thinks your a nasty naughty evil slut😡🎶 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊
I am going to broadcast this to the projector at my catholic school during our weekly mass and see what happens
Even Clara was shocked!
I got a "Jesus is here for you!" Ad
Thanks
And now Wooldoor is perminently scarred for life.
I love how they just switched the names around to avoid copyright. Literally half-assing it
Veggietales now with arms
How are they gonna shot guns without them?
i............... I don't know
1:14 Clara didn't have to scream like that XD
What you mean I'd scream if a bunch of vegetables broke into my house and told me I'm going to hell
Them at 1:06
Phil, Mike, Lisa and Kurt:
(all gasp) They can't say those words!
*God is watching. He isn’t happy.*
R.I.P. Will Ryan
The voice of Larry The Tomato
I like how Bob and Larry’s names are switched and that’s the only difference from their Veggietales counterparts.
"Sacrificing the lives of potential ones to save those of existing ones?"
Wow, I just wonder what this was supposed to be a social commentary of, it's SO cryptic!
@Dylan Sharp do you even need to ask? Of course it’s sarcasm.
Nobody’s talking about how instead of healing his legs, it makes his hinges not squeak?