Board Result & Engineer Job | Stand-Up Comedy by Mayank Pandey
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2019
- #BoardsResults#CBSE#StandupComedy
These are some of the Jokes on Engineer's job and board results
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Shot at Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
Production by Akshit Arora
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Foreign company Mae UK and USA ke festival keliye holiday milti hai ya nhi
Sir i am big fan of you
Bhai Osama civil engineer tha😂😂😂
New stages how
please sir
Why is it that only "Engineers"....leave their jobs and become standup comedians😂
Kiuki unke sath zindagi ne majak kiya hai
Correction they donot leave their job. They donot have one
Also they are entering commerce fields in the end, or being employed by an entrepreneur
Because he could not clear IIT. and joined private college.
@@user-eo1vn6cl7h achha?? Tera clear ho gaya??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most of jokes were original and spot on. Nice brother.
Most nahi saare jokes original hai bhai
@@mayankpandey960 bhai man gaya apko .. sense of humour 😱😱😱
The guy who got 100% was Md. Kaif Mulla got 624 outta 625. After rechecking he got 625 outta 625!!!
Tu Karnataka k hai kya
Realistic comparison of software engineer and watchman 🤣🤣.... Loved your video
Mujhe toh ek labour ki feel aati thi.....subah bas utha ke le jaati thi 8.30 pe aur aate aate shaam ke 8.00 baj jaate thhe....
Danda hath me hota hai 😂😂😂
Kheer to sooryvanswasm wale amitabh bacchan ne khayi this🤣🤣🤣
tu yaha commnt kar raha waha kisi ne kheer mai zahar mila diya hai
@@the_stem_genius 😂😂😂😂😂
@Apurv Prakash heheheh exactly
@Apurv Prakash gutka nahi tha bhai wo paan khaya tha😁😁😁
@@narendrapathak5809 banaras wala😂😂😂
Hasi bhi aa rahi hai, aur dukh bhi ho rha hai 😭😂
Dande ki position sab log nhi samejh payenge
Muzhe samjha de 😕😂 nai samjha mai bhi
@@aumdabke463 guard ke danda haath me hota h...
Aur sir ki kalko me
11th mai lunga Bio with commerce 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I took chem with commerce... Whats the big deal
@@anantambisht4895 aap wahi overconfidence waale topper hai
@@anantambisht4895 :
@@dhruvkapoor4667 😂
@@babitavashisth9325 it is called sarcasm my friend
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Found another enginner doing stand up comdies...
Nicely done...
Bio with commerce and LSR me admission👍👍👍👌👌👌☺️☺️☺️
😊😊
Tum khush bachche ho apne aap me 😂😂😂
@@pranshu1363 know LM. NM Llk ml#dzr
I've heard pcm with eco but what benefit do you even get with bio and commerce? Bio without science?
Who said that 74%tees are not good in study
2:33 I'm a CA student and I felt that 😂
Gopd luck 👍🏻 , i am sure i will pass in the next 40 years
bhai teri to life set hogi
btw kitne sal m clear kiya??
Meanwhile Wasseypur vale ghar me: Saanp ko pal rha tha😂
Time difference between set up and punchline was 👌👌👌
I die laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tumse na ho payega, humein tumare lachan bahut jharab lag rahe hai
@@technologynerdd219 😂😂
Bta goli kha maru gand p aant p yaaa bheje m
The best break down of mother's theory.. I loved it!! Nailed it man... Great writing!!
4:37 KOI JAA K BATAO YAAR BACHO KO JALDI!! 😂😂👏👏
*4:54** Mummy laaj rakh leti hein 😍🙏💝🌹*
I watched all his videos in one go....he is so damn underated....
"Woh papa ko naam se bulaane lag jaayega" LOL🤣😆
Action Emotions Gaaliya
I scored 91 percent in class X exams but still treated same in house
Wat job ur doing now ?
Hahahha
@@vickyjohn4489 kheti karta hai (general category hai na)
Same here
Lol i scored 55 percent
Maaa to maa hoti he....
Love u very much maa..
1 like MAA ke liye🙏🙏
Majedar bhai👍👍👍👍🙏🙏
Mere board mai 69.4% the
Or mene PCM lethe..🤣
69
Fir to aapne bhi 2 saal kafi regret kia hoga... meri tarah 😂😂🤣🤣
Mere bhi 69.4% same
It's 69 likes rn. Not gonna ruin it.
66 🤣😂
Meri 70 thi phir bhi pcm 😂😂
12th me 81😁😂😂
1.5 k dislikes must be from bua ke bacche🤣🤣🤣
Nice one man ..
I attended your show at summerhouse and your content is great 👌🏻
Especially bio with commerce😂😂
Dada bhi aa gaye...
Mera bhi haq banta h ...
Reminding me😂😂🤣
Last Line Was Awesome 😂😂😂
*Bamb Bana K Jo Phadi Hai Bush Ki* 🤣🤣🤣
Mast videos h saare . Simple, light yet so much enjoyable.
I couldn't stop laughing for even a sec. My stomach is aching 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
awesome se thoda upr jo jgh hoti hai wahi ye jokes.
nice work dude.....
Bio. With commerce 😂😂
Mein Indian army se hoon.. meri 11 saal ki service ho gayi hai! Muje gaana gana rap karna games khelna and also new weapons k baare me study karna and war study karna bohot pasand hai.. mein 1 saal se canvas laugh club dekhta aa raha hoon. Muje baaqi comedy shows se acha and badiya CLC acha lagta hai.. these guys are awesome.. akele akele hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai..... good job brother all the best god bless you all...CLC LOVE YOU FROM INDIAN ARMY
JAI HIND🇮🇳🇮🇳⚘
Bhai mazza aa gya, Proud of you, bangalore main bhi kar le show, main first line main baithunga. 😂
It's always the bua 😆🤪isn't it !
Bua aur unke bachhe sehat ke liye haanikaak hi hota hain....
5:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a writing. Awesome. Naya masala mila. Thanks
1:33
I subscribed and like this video for this hilarious joke ❤🔥😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏💪💪 keep growing 🙏❤🇮🇳
🤔😧meko noii pta tha ki aisa law hai....ab maze me ghumungi😂
Specially,Software Engineer aur Watchman wala
Every line is true 😂😂😂😂
ek dum top.....ek no ki comedy kri hai bhai ne
Love your videos Mayank bhai!.. please upload videos more often... 😊
mere 49.5% the 10th me....
aur aaj me mbbs krra hu💪💪
Gjb Dr. Saab
Logo ki zindagi se mat khel bhai
@@mayankpandey960 .....
bade bhai ye hi sach hai.....
10th me nhi tha pdhai me intrest....
baad me itna bna ki NEET qualify krke hi dam liya.....
usme kisi ki life se khelne jaisa kya hai....
College name?
@@chachachaudhary163 college name?
Really nice content bro. Keep up the good work.
Bro I am a Average Student who got at least 80 % or above but I m a bit confused i like science but i am very afraid of taking PCM... What should I do?
Bro jo karna hai bahut soch samjh ke karna , ye decision aage career choices decide karta hai.Jis me interest ho wo hi stream lena.good luck bro 🤟🤟
IIT dreams same situation after my 12th science such comedy experience bcoz my situation is same u..i entered science by mistake 😀😀😀 keep it up
Wow ... first time commenting on a stand up video ... although i have watched alot stand up till now .. but this is one of the best 🔥
Bio with commerce ,😂😂😂😂
He never disappoints except IT companies :-P
Great job bro.. & Thanks for this stunning performance.
Last one on osama was lit🔥😂😂😂😂😂
ek no.. bro..
ekdum original experience
Behatreen bhai .. very much realistic approach .. 👍
really awesome.....loved it..
Action emotion and gaali😂😂
I deserve chicks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
Your content is too good !!!
Awaiting more videos 🤩
Thnx bhai... Boht mast neend aa rhi hai sun ke... Roz sun ke sounga
software engineer aur watchman mai sirf itna farq hai ki danda jo hota hai wo watchman ke haath mai hota hai...😂😂😂😂
4:20 I was waiting for kab khoon khaulega re Tera 😂
Thankyou man, it was amazing , laughed alot.
Very well written jokes, loved it.
Awesome !!
That last line cracked me up the most!!! Keep it up mate! Loved your jokes.
Literally awesome video...your jokes are lit and on spot🔥❤️
O my God I laugh so hard that my teeth start to paining....😂I love your comedy may u do more standup in future....
#Danda jo hota hai humare hath me hota hai aur tumhare ..😂😂👍
You just earn one more fan today...😂😂🙏🙏
Not one but two
@@divyanshupandey1178 hi
@@kishore2486 hello
😂😂can't stop laughing😂😂....
Savage😂😂😂......
TOO GOOD 🔥🙏🎉
Randomly got to your video ! You are awesome ! ❤️
Underrated comedian ❤️
Cacha aur papa milke chokeslam de rahe hain 😄😄
Mayank bhaiii you nailed itttttt love it so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
U r superb failure ke saath ese hi hota h 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Best comedy ever. I laughed so hard 😂😂 🤣😅 stress buster
bhai wo chokidar wala mast tha ..ki mera danda mere hath mai hota hai hahaha
This was really awesome!! 😂😂
Bio with commerce 😂😂😂😂
hahahahah enki ek bua thhi.... awsome video mayank bhai😅
Waah Pandey well done proud of u
The only vid I enjoyed at every moment 👍👍👍
Awesome man!! Great writing
Finally got to know parents can't beat us Thanks to you :) :) heheeheahha
Outstanding bro... outstanding
Thnks bro
You are tooo good!!
Nothing beats the power of mummy
Nice gigg but example was wrong as Osama was actually quite bright and a chemical engineer.
Soo may be his mother was not lying.
Exactly
Fir to example sahi ho gya
I have only one question for u although ur right but still............ bachpan se aesa hai ya kisi ne kheer m kuch mila k khila diya tuje bhi?
@noor farha only if name of his khala is madarsa.
@@the_stem_genius bhai kuch log talent le ke paida hote hai.
Aur agar yeh joke tha toh bta do. Next msg main hahaha likh doonga.
Commerce ke sath bio..best joke ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aur Jo phari hai bush ki 😂😂😂 nailed it man
Humara ghar ma ayoo😂😂😂😂
Yahe sab milaga
4:07 par dil chu Lia yaar😝😁😁😁😁😁
Ekdum solid content . hassi ruki nahi rahi thi. :D
Oye..... Bro jhakkasaass😂👍
wow.your script is awesome.😂😂
Bio with commerce 😂
Ku6 zyada hi gori nhi lag rhi? scam report karre tere profile ke... bando k armaan jaga rhi hai mu pe kheer lagake..
6:03 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else noticed disclaimer 😂😂😂
Surprisingly refreshing.
Jhakhash bro....dil khus kr di aapne ....###❤❤❤❤❤
me to uncle :aapake bete ka exam kaisa gaya ......
uncle : sale mera exam tha
Bro this is totally lit . 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bahot sahi bhai... Ek no. Maza aa gya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
after long time but well awaited