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@@dvdgo2006 The Union of *indestructible* republics of free Great Russia united forever. Long live the One, mighty Soviet Union created by the will of the peoples!!
Catalonia in a Nutshell: Catalonia: Spain, let me be indepent. Spain: No, I don't think I will. Catalonia: Bruh France: Hey kid, if you help me fight against Spain I will grant your independence [France + Catalonia succeed in invading Spain] Catalonia: Thanks, now I can be independent. France: You've felt for it, Thunder Cross Split Attack. Catalonia: Awaken, my masters! [Basque and Galician rebels appears, and succeed in taking former Spain] Castille: Thanks for liberating me (despite it's also your fault), I guess we will be a glorious country such as before Catalonia: No, I don't think we will [Castille gets splitted in Catalonia, Basque Country and Galicia] Catalonia: Andalusia, I grant your independence. Andalusia: But I prefere to be part of your glorious nation. Catalonia. No, you're too poor, go away. [Ansalusia is formed] [Catalonia, advance towards France which inmediatelly surrenders after having taken Perpignan] France: I surrender. Catalonia: Fine, I'll respect this peace treaty. France: OwO. Catalonia: You've felt for it, Thunder Cross Split Attack [Catalonia and Basque Country invades the Occitanian part and Corsega] France: I surrender again. Catalonia: Just if you give 5 tons of Baguettes per day during 5 years. France: Fine, I'll do it. Catalonia: Nice, let's now seek for new horizons... I see, Italy give me the three Sicilies. Italy: Just the southern part... You can take it as long as you help me against those annoying balkan neighbours. [They declare war on Slovenia, Croacia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, N. Macedonia and Greece] [Catalonia starts invading southern Greece, while Slovenia fights back against Italy] Italy: I change sides, lol. Catalonia: You, traitor... [Catalonia invades all his enemies] Catalonia: Nice, but there is one thing left. Vatican City, I'm the one who decides de pope. Vatican city: You're underestimating the Swiss Guard. [Vatican City defeats Catalonia and his allies, and puts everything back to normal]
Vatican City: Heh I’m smallest country in the World Italy: Yeah because You don’t became a stronger country. So WAR! Vatican City: You will REGRET IT 5 minutes later Vatican City: Oh no I have the last land... .. Need help.. Papa:I will finish the Italy! 7 Minute later Italy: GERMANY HELP Germany: Vatican City vs Italy and Italy lose :D? Lol no u Italy: :,( Vatican City: Eazy :D Germany: Ok Vatican City why you annex Italy? He’s part of NATO and EU Vatican City: First he st-. Germany: Whoa whoa You Started? Well I finish You in 2 Minutes because You Are Ez! Vatican City Becomes ‘Papa City’ Germany: What!? PAPA CITY?? Papa City: Ok GERMANY LET’S START A WAR! 9 Minutes later Papa City annex Germany NEWS: EU leader was destroyed! New EU leader is FRANCE! France: hon hon ho-... WAIT ME!? NEWS:YES YOU! :D France: Then I disband the EU! EU disbanded Papa City: Thanks France! 😄 France: wut? Papa City declare war on Austria,Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech Papa City wins! Papa City: NOW I AM THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN WORLD! ??? , ??? , ??? : Not yet today... Papa City: What WHO ARE YOU? JEWS, MUSLIMS, ATHEISM and BUDDHISM Papa City: oh god... France: YEET I GOING TO DECLARE A WAR TO PAPA CITY TOO! Neutral Switzerland and Greenland: *Grab Popcorn* Papa City: NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOO *Papa dead* Vatican City in a nutshell 2? GUYS IT’S JUST IDEA DO NOT SAY WHY PAPA IS DEAD? Pls Like! :)
As an Italian I never thought Vatican City would become so chaotic P.S. in Italy there's an idiom: morto un Papa se ne fa un altro. Wich means: dead a pope makes another. Sooo I guess it wouldn't stop so easily
Ok stop with the jokes. It is not illegal to invade Switzerland. Take Sweden like an example. Both Countries have not been in wars for 200 years. So basically both of them are the same neutral.
Vatican city: i am the best country in religion Italy: but you are the most smallest in the world Vatican city: oh god throw for italy a thunder God:ok Vatican city anex big part of italy Edit:thanks for the likes:D
Mapping Idea |Qatar in a Nutshell Qatar: I am rich, but me small :c Iran: Don't worry, I give u troops! Qatar: Thx a lot bud Iran: No problem :D Qatar: Hey Bahrain Bahrain: Yes brother? Qatar: Wanna form the Emirate of Qatar? Bahrain: HELL YEAH!! :D *bahrain joins Qatar* Qatar: Burj Khalifa is mine UAE: no u *Qatar declares war on UAE* *UAE surrenders* Saudi Arabia: OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE QATAR?!?!?! Qatar: Oh nothin' Saudi Arabia: I declare war on you *Saudi declares war on Qatar* *Qatar takes Riyadh* Saudi: HOW?! Qatar: Easy.. *Saudi is annexed by Qatar* Qatar: Hey Oh man! Oman: It's not Oh man, It is Oman! dude Qatar: Oh srry! Mah bad Oman: Ok Qatar: Can me have Mustandam? Oman: Northern Part of UAE? Qatar: Ya ya! Oman: Okay, there you go! Qatar: *chills* Israel: Qatar Qatar: Yes? Israel: You hate me? Qatar: No.. Israel: Okay Qatar: *chills* Turkey, Iran and Pakistan: We wanna join you, Qatar! Qatar: Okay then! Qatar: I feel to rename to Greater Qatar *Qatar renames to Greater Qatar* *Iraq, Syria and Kuwait also Jordan joins Qatar* Qatar: This is da Great Qatar: Well now me is bigger Qatar: Hey USA, Can i join NATO? USA: You can.. Qatar: Yemen wanna join me? Yemen: Sure buddy! *Yemen joins Qatar* Qatar: I HAVE A LOT OF OIL, WE MAKE OILS! I NEED TO BE 1ST PRODUCER! *Qatar makes oil and becomes 1st producer of Oil* *Qatar is the 1st Richest Country and making cool cities* Qatar: I forget to leave UN now! *Qatar leaves UN and Arab League also NATO* THE END
Texas in a nutshell Texas: Hey US!! USA: What do you want Texas: I want Independence! USA: No! Gylala: I will give you super secret weapon! Texas: Yes! Texas: I declare war on USA and Canada! USA: No you are weak. Texas: Here Goes! Texas wins Texas: Yeah! Let’s change our name! Changes name to United Texas Mexico: Wow Texas is way bigger! Texas: I declare war, Mexico Mexico: NOOOOO! Texas wins Texas: Now time to take all of America! Declares war on the Central and South American countries Texas wins Texas: Yes! Now let’s get Russia, Finland,Sweden and Norway. Texas: why can’t I get Sweden? Sweden: Bork. Texas Loses to Sweden. Sweden Restarts the countries and still keeps Texas independent Texas: Was that a dream? USA: No Texas: Oh well.....
*USA in a Nutshell* USA: uh I'm bored USA: Maybe ill have a refresing drink of Coke Texas: Meh Pepsi is better than Coke California: do you really want to hurt USA's Feelings Virginia: he is actually kind of right Illinois: NO HE ISN'T New Mexico: I think he is Nevada: hey that's not cool USA: stop it Nevada's right Georgia: and what are you gonna do about it Hawaii: your not even trying Pepsi is great North Carolina: yeah i agree with Pepsi Colorado: no coke is better Tennessee: C'mon Pepsi is the Best!!!! Mississippi: Yeah Pepsi is better Alabama: yeah I agree with him Oregon: no way coke is better Louisiana: well Pepsi is what I like Vermont: I would rather have Coke Pennsylvania: yeah Coke is the Best!!!! South Carolina: well I like Pepsi better Arkansas: yeah me too Arizona: me three Oklahoma: me four USA: NO PEPSI ALLOWED USA: YOU KNOW WHAT I HEREBY DECLARE PEPSI IS BANNED!!!!! USA: COKE IS NOW OUR NUMBER ONE BRAND OF SODA!!!!! Florida: really so that is how you want to play it Florida: fine then every state that supports Pepsi join ME!!!! *and so the Southern States that being Hawaii Arizona New Mexico Texas Oklahoma Louisiana Arkansas Tennessee Virginia North Carolina South Carolina Mississippi Alabama Goergia And The Leader Florida band together to reform the Confederacy* CSA: yes I'm back USA: NO NOT AGAIN USA: CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!! *both sides go crazy at each other* CSA: jeez he's to strong CSA: WAIT I got an idea *CSA Invades Mexico* Mexico: Que!?!?!? CSA: your mine now Mexico: aaahhhh!!!!!!!!!! *Mexico is Colonized by CSA* CSA: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! CSA: now I shall take over this world *CSA nearly Conquers the World* USA: NO HE CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!!!! Canada: Jesus you need some help USA: yeah why did he Colonize Mexico Canada: don't worry I'll help you on this one CSA: not today *CSA tries to take over Canada* Canada: NO DAMN IT!!!!!!! USA: hands off her!!!!! *USA saves Canada by blitzkrieging the Confederate army out of Canada* CSA: DAMN YOU!!!!!!! USA: now time to free Mexico *USA frees Mexico* Mexico: Gracias (Thank you in Spanish) CSA: not on my watch CSA: time to take your Capital *the Confederate army Is almost at Washington D.C.* CSA: well look at this I'm almost at Washington D.C USA: No He can't win USA: not like last time!!!!!!! USA: not even with Gettysburg USA: WAIT!!!!! I got an idea USA: Guess its time to use my SECRET WEAPON!!!! *USA pulls out his grandaddy NUKE and fires it at the Confederate capital city of Miami* *however at Miami it did not do anything* CSA: Ha!!! you thought that was go- Wait What!!!!!!! *it suddenly spit out Rainbow paint all over the city and then immediately causes the ground to turn into jello then the jello explodes destroying Miami and killing the Confederate President in the Process then causing fires colored in Green to spread throughout all 15 confederate states* CSA: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!! *it was successful and the green flames destroys every corner of the Confederacy* CSA: aaaaahhhhhhh (BLEAGH)!!!!!!!! *CSA dies and the USA is United Once More* USA: Phew I'm glad that's over USA: now I'm gonna get some Burgers Florida: *Struggling* no way Broccoli is better USA: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!! *and another Civil War begins Offscreen* The End Please let this idea be featured with Gylala's videos : )
Actually sealand is smaller then the Vatican because sealand is a boat and the Vatican is bigger then a boat so the Vatican is technically the 2ND smallest country in the world and europe
San Marino In A Nutshell San Marino: My Population is almost 50000k yay! 50 years later. When will i have the population of 50000k. Im loosing population... 25 years later San Marino: OK THATS ENOUGH I WANT 60M PEOPLE! Italy in a tough war with switzerland Italy: SWITZERLAND I GOTCHA San marino: LET ME JOIN.. Italy: o no 1 year later San marino: I WANT MORE War on europe Yay my population is almost a billion! Searching on the web: the most populated continent. San marino: woah asia has a huge population! War on asia San marino: ah feels good 5 years later Im loosing people oh boy herr i come africa and america! America: oh no Brazil; i surrender. #frenchstyle San marino; yay i have the whole world now Astronauts in space: what about us? San marino: COME DOWN HERE! Astronauts: but.. we San marino: NO BUTS 100 years later San marino: AHHH REBELS!!! Rebels: reset button EVERYONE: THANKS!
Malaysia: hi indonesia Indonesia:hi malaysia Malaysia:can I take you land Indonesia: No!!! Malaysia:oh I gonna take you land Indonesia : let's war Malaysia win Malaysia: hey Thailand can you join me? Thailand : No Malaysia:oh but I can take you land Part 2 Like 👇
I got an idea for the country in a nutshell thing. It's gonna be about the UK. UK:I need more tea...Hmm. UK: Hey Ireland do you have tea Ireland: N- UK: Oops I totally did not take your land to find tea. UK: Hey France got some tea? France:Yes UK: WELP ITS NOW MINE UK takes the rest of the world expect a bit of Poland UK: HEY YOU SMALL POLAND GOT TEA? Poland:...Dumpling UK: What did you say? Poland: :3 Poland then throws dumplings at the UK then making it small UK: NOOOOOOO NOT MY TEA! Countries restored. The end
Vatican City: Im big! 10000000 Meteors: You dont need 1000000 people, if you keep bigger, i will crash you 😡 Vatican City: *grows bigger* 10000000 Meteors: *swallows vatican city* Vatican City: AHHHH!!! *dies*
Hi, I'm playing Age of Civilizations 2, but I have a problem When I start playing a country, the full map in the scenario does not appear to me, so I need help .
Mapper idea: Liechtenstein in a Nutshell Liechtenstein: Aww... I'm so small... Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE FRANCE! France: NOOOOO! *Liechtenstein declares war on France and wins* Liechtenstein: I'M BIG! YAY! Liechtenstein: wait a minute, I'm still small? Liechtenstein: *TRIGGERED* *Liechtenstein declares war on Italy and wins* Liechtenstein: Hey, Switzerland and Austria! You're mine! Switzerland and Austria: Are you kidding me? *Liechtenstein declares war on Switzerland and Austria and wins* Germany: GUTEM TAG POLAN *Germany declares war on Poland and wins* Liechtenstein: Are you crazy? *Liechtenstein declares war on Czech Republic and Slovakia and wins* Liechtenstein: They are mine, and YOU'RE NEXT! Egypt: They are mine, and YOU'RE NEXT! *Egypt migrates in Liechtenstein* Liechtenstein: STOP MIGRATING! *Liechtenstein declares war on Egypt and wins* Liechtenstein: You are mine all the baltic countries including Nordic! *Liechtenstein declares war on Many and wins* Liechtenstein: Belarus was included too. Liechtenstein: You're mine Ukraine and Moldova! Ukraine: no u Moldova: no u Liechtenstein: stop *Liechtenstein declares war on Ukraine and Moldova and wins* Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE! *Liechtenstein declares war on Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina and wins* Liechtenstein: RUSSIA! YOU'RE MINE! Russia: Are you kidding me? *Liechtenstein declares war on Russia and wins* Serbia: YOU IS SERBIA! *Serbia declares war on Liechtenstein, please wait* Liechtenstein: I need help! Bulgaria and North Macedonia: We will help *Bulgaria and North Macedonia joins the war* *Serbia declares war on Liechtenstein and fails* Liechtenstein: Thank you! *North Macedonia and Bulgaria joins Liechtenstein* *Greece declares war on Liechtenstein, please wait* Liechtenstein: UNO REVERSE CARD! *Liechtenstein declares war on Greece and wins* Liechtenstein: I WON FINALLY! Liechtenstein: Hey Europe! Europe: Yes? Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE! Europe: NOOOOO! *Liechtenstein declares war on Europe and wins* Liechtenstein: I'm taking North Africa! *Liechtenstein declares war on North Africa, please wait* Israel: I'm joining the war! *Israel joins the war* *Liechtenstein and Israel declares war on North Africa and wins* Liechtenstein: You're mine arab *Liechtenstein declares war on Arab and wins* Liechtenstein: I'm going to take Africa *Liechtenstein declares war on Africa and wins* Turkey: BEST KEBAB! Turkey: You're bad Liechtenstein! Liechtenstein: I don't care *Liechtenstein declares war on Turkey and wins* Liechtenstein: SUPER, WAR *Liechtenstein declares war on Kazakhstan, Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan and wins* Liechtenstein: Hey, you're mine all arab alphabets! *Liechtenstein declares war on Afghanistan, Pakistan and Tajikistan and wins* Liechtenstein: You're mine all! *Liechtenstein declares war on Stan and wins* Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE ASIAAAAAAAAAAA! Asia: PLEASE NOOOOO! *Liechtenstein declares war on Asia and wins* Liechtenstein: Hey Oceania! Do you really think I'm bigger than the Americas? Oceania: No. Liechtenstein: *TRIGGERED* *Liechtenstein declares war on Oceania and wins* Liechtenstein: Hey America! Liechtenstein: ^_^ Liechtenstein: HEY AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LOOK AT HERE! America: Huh, what do you want? Liechtenstein: Wanna hear a joke? America: Ok? Liechtenstein: Say "I am so bad" America: I am so bad Rebels: Americas! You have -10x power! America: NOOOOO! Liechtenstein: xD *Liechtenstein declares war on America and wins* Liechtenstein: Wow, I have everyone finally! The end Plz make the video
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GyLala hi in from Russia
Can i steal ur videos
*Vatican City: How to be biggest city?*
Join to Russia
Join me
Join me I'll conquer everything
@@dvdgo2006 The Union of *indestructible* republics of free Great Russia united forever. Long live the One, mighty Soviet Union created by the will of the peoples!!
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Vatican City: **Takes over Switzerland**
The whole world: *You we’re not supposed to do that*
Every country: we will not invade
*defeats*
Whole world: reset and give switzerland back
Yeah because switzerland is neuteral
We're?
yes. the whole Europe agreed. well. Europe's five made decision that Switzerland should not be touched. that's why no one touched it in ww2
The video: “one minute ago”
Me: TIME TO COMMENT
The video: 22 hours ago
Me: time to watch some gylala.
Bavariaball54 shut up smartass
Cool
the guy who commented when the video was released 0.00001 second ago: I am speed.
The video: "6 months ago"
Me: TIME TO COMMENT
1:58 I cant stop laughing
2:14 started operation barbarossa
Hello dede swd
Switzerland finally gets in a war. How do you feel, Pope?
Alps: am I a joke to you?
Switzerland have more banks in more countrys and that means cant be in a war
Wait thats illegal
Bad
Finally *xd*
Vatican: *declares war on Switzerland*
Me: *hey that’s illegal!*
Thats right
It's so illegal
Copied
yep
*throws Vatican to prison*
Vatican city: *attacks switrzerland*
Switrzerland:my time has come
Edit:WOW 10 LIKES?!
Edit 2: 21 likes lmao
Edit 3: 30 likes *visible confusion*
Edit 4: youre filled with *DETERMINATION* 50 likes xD
Edit 5: omega lul 66 likes
Edit 6: NANI? 77 LIKES
Edit 7: ... DA FAK IS GOŁIN ONNNNNN 82 LIKES
Edit 8:pls stop
Make that 12
Make that 21
s w i t r z e r l a n d
Make that 69
You didn't spell Switzerland right
Vatican City ( Holy See ): Wolololololololololololo.....
This really made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We wont 🇸🇲San Marino in a Nutshell 💪
(With love from 🇮🇹Italy)
Yes we won’t
(With love from 🇺🇸The United States Of America
Si dice we want 😅
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Yes we want
(With love from Germany)
Yes (with Love from Poland)
The first time Switzerland got attacked
Vatican City declares war on Switzerland
Me: Wait that's illegal
Me too Said same:D
@roman eduard no u
ur channel picture is also my background
It is
Nice
2:16 looks familiar- 👨🦳
It's not German empire you silly
Catalonia in a Nutshell:
Catalonia: Spain, let me be indepent.
Spain: No, I don't think I will.
Catalonia: Bruh
France: Hey kid, if you help me fight against Spain I will grant your independence
[France + Catalonia succeed in invading Spain]
Catalonia: Thanks, now I can be independent.
France: You've felt for it, Thunder Cross Split Attack.
Catalonia: Awaken, my masters!
[Basque and Galician rebels appears, and succeed in taking former Spain]
Castille: Thanks for liberating me (despite it's also your fault), I guess we will be a glorious country such as before
Catalonia: No, I don't think we will
[Castille gets splitted in Catalonia, Basque Country and Galicia]
Catalonia: Andalusia, I grant your independence.
Andalusia: But I prefere to be part of your glorious nation.
Catalonia. No, you're too poor, go away.
[Ansalusia is formed]
[Catalonia, advance towards France which inmediatelly surrenders after having taken Perpignan]
France: I surrender.
Catalonia: Fine, I'll respect this peace treaty.
France: OwO.
Catalonia: You've felt for it, Thunder Cross Split Attack
[Catalonia and Basque Country invades the Occitanian part and Corsega]
France: I surrender again.
Catalonia: Just if you give 5 tons of Baguettes per day during 5 years.
France: Fine, I'll do it.
Catalonia: Nice, let's now seek for new horizons... I see, Italy give me the three Sicilies.
Italy: Just the southern part... You can take it as long as you help me against those annoying balkan neighbours.
[They declare war on Slovenia, Croacia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Serbia, Kosovo, Albania, N. Macedonia and Greece]
[Catalonia starts invading southern Greece, while Slovenia fights back against Italy]
Italy: I change sides, lol.
Catalonia: You, traitor...
[Catalonia invades all his enemies]
Catalonia: Nice, but there is one thing left. Vatican City, I'm the one who decides de pope.
Vatican city: You're underestimating the Swiss Guard.
[Vatican City defeats Catalonia and his allies, and puts everything back to normal]
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
@@zedoisxis nope
Good one! I see that you also are a spanish english-speaking person
WA-
long comment
*Switzerland dies*
Me: wait that's illegal
Vatican City: Heh I’m smallest country in the World
Italy: Yeah because You don’t became a stronger country. So WAR!
Vatican City: You will REGRET IT
5 minutes later
Vatican City: Oh no I have the last land... .. Need help..
Papa:I will finish the Italy!
7 Minute later
Italy: GERMANY HELP
Germany: Vatican City vs Italy and Italy lose :D? Lol no u
Italy: :,(
Vatican City: Eazy :D
Germany: Ok Vatican City why you annex Italy? He’s part of NATO and EU
Vatican City: First he st-.
Germany: Whoa whoa You Started? Well I finish You in 2 Minutes because You Are Ez!
Vatican City Becomes ‘Papa City’
Germany: What!? PAPA CITY??
Papa City: Ok GERMANY LET’S START A WAR!
9 Minutes later
Papa City annex Germany
NEWS: EU leader was destroyed! New EU leader is FRANCE!
France: hon hon ho-... WAIT ME!?
NEWS:YES YOU! :D
France: Then I disband the EU!
EU disbanded
Papa City: Thanks France! 😄
France: wut?
Papa City declare war on Austria,Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech
Papa City wins!
Papa City: NOW I AM THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN WORLD!
??? , ??? , ??? : Not yet today...
Papa City: What WHO ARE YOU?
JEWS, MUSLIMS, ATHEISM and BUDDHISM
Papa City: oh god...
France: YEET I GOING TO DECLARE A WAR TO PAPA CITY TOO!
Neutral Switzerland and Greenland: *Grab Popcorn*
Papa City: NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOO
*Papa dead*
Vatican City in a nutshell 2?
GUYS IT’S JUST IDEA DO NOT SAY WHY PAPA IS DEAD?
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Turkey
@@TheKeplerBasedMan taşşak?
Those 500 citizens really doing work
Vatican City:How To Defeat Italy?
Me:Idk
Maybe design their pizza
Might
Put ketchup on pizza
ask HowToBasic
Comrade Kheb put ketchup and pineapple on pizza
As an Italian I never thought Vatican City would become so chaotic
P.S. in Italy there's an idiom: morto un Papa se ne fa un altro. Wich means: dead a pope makes another.
Sooo I guess it wouldn't stop so easily
Vatican City: *I'm big!*
Reality: *you don't reached 1000 population >:c*
Edit: *Hue VS Bork VS Wolo*
omg
Yes
I thought the same! Börk vs Hue vs Wololo
You forgot 1 thing: Phở
God isn't real
Finally, someone pays attention to Vatican City
Vatican city: *annex switzerland*
All: Wait thats illegal
Ok stop with the jokes. It is not illegal to invade Switzerland. Take Sweden like an example. Both Countries have not been in wars for 200 years. So basically both of them are the same neutral.
Yep
Otto-Boi Ball r/wooooooosh You ***
Judah The Gamechanger ???
Otto-Boi Ball guess your not a reddit user r/wooosh
3:21 when ur take south korea this happens
Usa anger of north korea
@@mahbdiaz2045 tea
I'm actually early? Quarantine does wonders for u
I know
How the.... VIDEO IS MADE 1 HOUR AGO
@@jsdhdhhdhddhdhdhd3138 maybe the video was premiered before
God isn't real
@@gordiusrobustus5341 ......BURN IN HELL.
0:22 So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and had to hire a new one.
Lol *xd*
1:50-2:00 lol I love this part!
@@BoasSimamora then buy all European countries.
Rip Europe : (
this part is a lie, greasy soul
I love how Vatican City invaded Italy but San Marino was completely unaffected.
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@@Mayansho 🇸🇲
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My bro shall never be invaded
Hahah great video. LONG LIVE ITALY
VIVA L'ITALIA❤️🇮🇹🇮🇹❤️
Pope: I wanna take u germany
Germany: *ummm hitler can you get out of your tomb and help us*
Vatican city: i am the best country in religion
Italy: but you are the most smallest in the world
Vatican city: oh god throw for italy a thunder
God:ok
Vatican city anex big part of italy
Edit:thanks for the likes:D
The smallest would be sealand
@@codeyisafk9487 sealand isnt a country
vatican city: declares war on Switzerland
Me: wait thats illegal
Italy: barely gets captured
Also Italy: *mom come pick me up I’m scared*
Mapping Idea |Qatar in a Nutshell
Qatar: I am rich, but me small :c
Iran: Don't worry, I give u troops!
Qatar: Thx a lot bud
Iran: No problem :D
Qatar: Hey Bahrain
Bahrain: Yes brother?
Qatar: Wanna form the Emirate of Qatar?
Bahrain: HELL YEAH!! :D
*bahrain joins Qatar*
Qatar: Burj Khalifa is mine
UAE: no u
*Qatar declares war on UAE*
*UAE surrenders*
Saudi Arabia: OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE QATAR?!?!?!
Qatar: Oh nothin'
Saudi Arabia: I declare war on you
*Saudi declares war on Qatar*
*Qatar takes Riyadh*
Saudi: HOW?!
Qatar: Easy..
*Saudi is annexed by Qatar*
Qatar: Hey Oh man!
Oman: It's not Oh man, It is Oman! dude
Qatar: Oh srry! Mah bad
Oman: Ok
Qatar: Can me have Mustandam?
Oman: Northern Part of UAE?
Qatar: Ya ya!
Oman: Okay, there you go!
Qatar: *chills*
Israel: Qatar
Qatar: Yes?
Israel: You hate me?
Qatar: No..
Israel: Okay
Qatar: *chills*
Turkey, Iran and Pakistan: We wanna join you, Qatar!
Qatar: Okay then!
Qatar: I feel to rename to Greater Qatar
*Qatar renames to Greater Qatar*
*Iraq, Syria and Kuwait also Jordan joins Qatar*
Qatar: This is da Great
Qatar: Well now me is bigger
Qatar: Hey USA, Can i join NATO?
USA: You can..
Qatar: Yemen wanna join me?
Yemen: Sure buddy!
*Yemen joins Qatar*
Qatar: I HAVE A LOT OF OIL, WE MAKE OILS! I NEED TO BE 1ST PRODUCER!
*Qatar makes oil and becomes 1st producer of Oil*
*Qatar is the 1st Richest Country and making cool cities*
Qatar: I forget to leave UN now!
*Qatar leaves UN and Arab League also NATO*
THE END
Please like so GyLala can see!! :D
It need to have a plot twist
Request: Can you do Texas in a nutshell?
Texas in a nutshell
Texas: Hey US!!
USA: What do you want
Texas: I want Independence!
USA: No!
Gylala: I will give you super secret weapon!
Texas: Yes!
Texas: I declare war on USA and Canada!
USA: No you are weak.
Texas: Here Goes!
Texas wins
Texas: Yeah! Let’s change our name!
Changes name to United Texas
Mexico: Wow Texas is way bigger!
Texas: I declare war, Mexico
Mexico: NOOOOO!
Texas wins
Texas: Now time to take all of America!
Declares war on the Central and South American countries
Texas wins
Texas: Yes! Now let’s get Russia, Finland,Sweden and Norway.
Texas: why can’t I get Sweden?
Sweden: Bork.
Texas Loses to Sweden.
Sweden Restarts the countries and still keeps Texas independent
Texas: Was that a dream?
USA: No
Texas: Oh well.....
😉
*USA in a Nutshell*
USA: uh I'm bored
USA: Maybe ill have a refresing drink of Coke
Texas: Meh Pepsi is better than Coke
California: do you really want to hurt USA's Feelings
Virginia: he is actually kind of right
Illinois: NO HE ISN'T
New Mexico: I think he is
Nevada: hey that's not cool
USA: stop it Nevada's right
Georgia: and what are you gonna do about it
Hawaii: your not even trying Pepsi is great North Carolina: yeah i agree with Pepsi
Colorado: no coke is better
Tennessee: C'mon Pepsi is the Best!!!!
Mississippi: Yeah Pepsi is better
Alabama: yeah I agree with him
Oregon: no way coke is better
Louisiana: well Pepsi is what I like
Vermont: I would rather have Coke
Pennsylvania: yeah Coke is the Best!!!!
South Carolina: well I like Pepsi better
Arkansas: yeah me too
Arizona: me three
Oklahoma: me four
USA: NO PEPSI ALLOWED
USA: YOU KNOW WHAT I HEREBY DECLARE PEPSI IS BANNED!!!!!
USA: COKE IS NOW OUR NUMBER ONE BRAND OF SODA!!!!!
Florida: really so that is how you want to play it
Florida: fine then every state that supports Pepsi join ME!!!!
*and so the Southern States that being Hawaii Arizona New Mexico Texas Oklahoma Louisiana Arkansas Tennessee Virginia North Carolina South Carolina Mississippi Alabama Goergia And The Leader Florida band together to reform the Confederacy*
CSA: yes I'm back
USA: NO NOT AGAIN
USA: CIVIL WAR!!!!!!!!
*both sides go crazy at each other*
CSA: jeez he's to strong
CSA: WAIT I got an idea
*CSA Invades Mexico*
Mexico: Que!?!?!?
CSA: your mine now
Mexico: aaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!
*Mexico is Colonized by CSA*
CSA: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
CSA: now I shall take over this world
*CSA nearly Conquers the World*
USA: NO HE CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!!!!
Canada: Jesus you need some help
USA: yeah why did he Colonize Mexico
Canada: don't worry I'll help you on this one
CSA: not today
*CSA tries to take over Canada*
Canada: NO DAMN IT!!!!!!!
USA: hands off her!!!!!
*USA saves Canada by blitzkrieging the Confederate army out of Canada*
CSA: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!
USA: now time to free Mexico
*USA frees Mexico*
Mexico: Gracias (Thank you in Spanish)
CSA: not on my watch
CSA: time to take your Capital
*the Confederate army Is almost at Washington D.C.*
CSA: well look at this I'm almost at Washington D.C
USA: No He can't win
USA: not like last time!!!!!!!
USA: not even with Gettysburg
USA: WAIT!!!!! I got an idea
USA: Guess its time to use my SECRET WEAPON!!!!
*USA pulls out his grandaddy NUKE and fires it at the Confederate capital city of Miami*
*however at Miami it did not do anything*
CSA: Ha!!! you thought that was go- Wait What!!!!!!!
*it suddenly spit out Rainbow paint all over the city and then immediately causes the ground to turn into jello then the jello explodes destroying Miami and killing the Confederate President in the Process then causing fires colored in Green to spread throughout all 15 confederate states*
CSA: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!
*it was successful and the green flames destroys every corner of the Confederacy*
CSA: aaaaahhhhhhh (BLEAGH)!!!!!!!!
*CSA dies and the USA is United Once More*
USA: Phew I'm glad that's over
USA: now I'm gonna get some Burgers
Florida: *Struggling* no way Broccoli is better
USA: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!!
*and another Civil War begins Offscreen*
The End
Please let this idea be featured with Gylala's videos : )
Gamer kid 64 coke is better
•Isabella__& Mickey stanley• kk?
I vote coke
@@isabella__mickeystanley3244 well you know what they say The Cola Wars never end
Gamer kid 64 lol
Sealand: I am the Smallest Country in the World
Holy See (Vatican City): Am i a joke to you
Actually sealand is smaller then the Vatican because sealand is a boat and the Vatican is bigger then a boat so the Vatican is technically the 2ND smallest country in the world and europe
If Vantican City is so big, how is it still called City?
The pope has called it a city even if it’s so big
Idk maybe comment made a mistake
Russia: You Forgot My Tsar Bomba
Nobody:
Vatican city: *BEST POPE*
Switzerland：AW MAN
me：CREEPER AW MAN
War: HARD THING WITH DYING AND KILLING
Gylala's war: gonein 2 secods
😂
MAN VATICAN CITY GREW FROM ROME TO THE WORLD
Italy switches sides and helps Vatican City forming the Pope Empire
I love this video so I’ll subscribe and like!
Vatican nuttle
São marine: ▪_ •
Malta: "-
Luxemburgo: °~°
Aland: :(
Malta yay
Liechtenstein too
Já agora, o teu corretor deve ter mudado, é San marino em inglês
Liechtenstein
Mt athos and kosovo
@@P_K0729 Hong Kong
San Marino be like:
I’m like Switzerland now, oh wait it’s gone
🇬🇹
Vatican City invaded Switzerland
Wait that’s illegal
Why does this comment gets less likes? It's good, actually tbh
Uhg stop with this stupid joke -_-
@@latvinskyyy What?
It should of Been called Vatican empire
Hey Gylala Still remember me?
Your old fan...
PLOT TWIST: Holy Roman Empire is now Vatican City.
1991: ITALY TURKEY AND GREECE
2020: VATICAN CITY TURKEY AND GREECE
YAKOO WARNER
1943: ITALY TURKEY AND ITALY
1914: ITALY TURKEY AND TURKEY
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Cuba Jamaica Peru
Wrong its: United States Canada Mexico, Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru. Not cuba
Vatican city: nukes Switzerland
Everyone:wait! That's illegal!!
3:35 Everyone: USA is a hero
But is not a hero 😂
Nope.
No!
Not this time...
Vatican City: annexes all of Afro Eurasia and Australia
Also Vatican city: still is acity
San Marino In A Nutshell
San Marino: My Population is almost 50000k yay!
50 years later. When will i have the population of 50000k. Im loosing population...
25 years later
San Marino: OK THATS ENOUGH I WANT 60M PEOPLE!
Italy in a tough war with switzerland
Italy: SWITZERLAND I GOTCHA
San marino: LET ME JOIN..
Italy: o no
1 year later
San marino: I WANT MORE
War on europe
Yay my population is almost a billion!
Searching on the web: the most populated continent.
San marino: woah asia has a huge population!
War on asia
San marino: ah feels good
5 years later
Im loosing people oh boy herr i come africa and america!
America: oh no
Brazil; i surrender. #frenchstyle
San marino; yay i have the whole world now
Astronauts in space: what about us?
San marino: COME DOWN HERE!
Astronauts: but.. we
San marino: NO BUTS
100 years later
San marino: AHHH REBELS!!!
Rebels: reset button
EVERYONE: THANKS!
I am a subscriber since 6 000 subscribers :D
Vatican City Italy’s weakness is pizza
Vativan City: I take italy
San Marino :😑
The Papa: *Is from Argentina*
Also him: *Attacks Germany*
*That's illegal*
Bad joke ik😬
Yup... bad joke😐🔥
@@kiluu9076 i tried 😬
Vatican City be like: I want to get more land
0:37 where is vatican city?
On Italy. Small dot. And even smallest country
Finally. I waited for this.
3:33 yay!
Sweden: bork
Brazil: hue
Vatican City: WOLOLOLOLOLO
3:24 OMG😂
The 800 people living in Vatican: MUST HAVE STRONGGGGGGGGGG WEAPONS
Vatican: dies
Other warriors: LeT’s TaKe CoNtRoL oF tHe EnTiRe WoRdL
Vatican city : have almost all the world
Also Vatican city : I'm alway a city
Dope content keep up the great work really good edits: )
New archeivement
Sweden: bork
Brazil: hue
Vatican City : wololololololololowlolololo
Vatican City invades Switzerland
ME:wait that’s illegal
0:51 iT'S A VERY HARD WORK
I say make Portugal in a nutshell
Everyone else: 💀
Vatican:💪
I love your vids
Malaysia: hi indonesia
Indonesia:hi malaysia
Malaysia:can I take you land
Indonesia: No!!!
Malaysia:oh I gonna take you land
Indonesia : let's war
Malaysia win
Malaysia: hey Thailand can you join me?
Thailand : No
Malaysia:oh but I can take you land
Part 2
Like
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Vatican Citys search history: howu to be the biggest city’s
English: It's a blasphemy (I think)
Italian: È una bestemmia (penso)
I got an idea for the country in a nutshell thing. It's gonna be about the UK.
UK:I need more tea...Hmm.
UK: Hey Ireland do you have tea
Ireland: N-
UK: Oops I totally did not take your land to find tea.
UK: Hey France got some tea?
France:Yes
UK: WELP ITS NOW MINE
UK takes the rest of the world expect a bit of Poland
UK: HEY YOU SMALL POLAND GOT TEA?
Poland:...Dumpling
UK: What did you say?
Poland: :3
Poland then throws dumplings at the UK then making it small
UK: NOOOOOOO NOT MY TEA!
Countries restored. The end
Vatican City: Im big!
10000000 Meteors: You dont need 1000000 people, if you keep bigger, i will crash you 😡
Vatican City: *grows bigger*
10000000 Meteors: *swallows vatican city*
Vatican City: AHHHH!!! *dies*
This is the silliest video I've ever seen
Russias scp site where they contain scp-343: Are you reallly thr boss here
America: (launches a nuke)
The nuke: *BABY NUKE*
Idol Gylala nice vid
0:09 whats this music?????
Me: I thought Switzerland was neutral Switzerland: Nope!
3:23 idai, also has Pope Benedict 16
The anger of a friend when you don’t listen:
Hi, I'm playing Age of Civilizations 2, but I have a problem
When I start playing a country, the full map in the scenario does not appear to me, so I need help .
1:43 wait wait wait..... is Vatican City casting Charming spell to turn Blue Sheeps into Red Sheeps????
Pov in Vatican city:
Mom, can I go out with my friends?
of course, just don't leave the country
The smallest country becomes the biggest then the smallest
1:50 it is the Protestant pators who do this brother, not the pope, he donates respirators to people in the pamdemy :v
Sweden: BÖRK
Brazil: HUE
Vatican city: WOLOLO... ...LOLO
Vatican City: I am the only microstate inside of itsly!
Sun Marino: I’m forgotten, but it is good, he wont get me
San Marino*
Italy
Vatican City: how to be the biggest country
Mapper idea: Liechtenstein in a Nutshell
Liechtenstein: Aww... I'm so small...
Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE FRANCE!
France: NOOOOO!
*Liechtenstein declares war on France and wins*
Liechtenstein: I'M BIG! YAY!
Liechtenstein: wait a minute, I'm still small?
Liechtenstein: *TRIGGERED*
*Liechtenstein declares war on Italy and wins*
Liechtenstein: Hey, Switzerland and Austria! You're mine!
Switzerland and Austria: Are you kidding me?
*Liechtenstein declares war on Switzerland and Austria and wins*
Germany: GUTEM TAG POLAN
*Germany declares war on Poland and wins*
Liechtenstein: Are you crazy?
*Liechtenstein declares war on Czech Republic and Slovakia and wins*
Liechtenstein: They are mine, and YOU'RE NEXT!
Egypt: They are mine, and YOU'RE NEXT!
*Egypt migrates in Liechtenstein*
Liechtenstein: STOP MIGRATING!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Egypt and wins*
Liechtenstein: You are mine all the baltic countries including Nordic!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Many and wins*
Liechtenstein: Belarus was included too.
Liechtenstein: You're mine Ukraine and Moldova!
Ukraine: no u
Moldova: no u
Liechtenstein: stop
*Liechtenstein declares war on Ukraine and Moldova and wins*
Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina and wins*
Liechtenstein: RUSSIA! YOU'RE MINE!
Russia: Are you kidding me?
*Liechtenstein declares war on Russia and wins*
Serbia: YOU IS SERBIA!
*Serbia declares war on Liechtenstein, please wait*
Liechtenstein: I need help!
Bulgaria and North Macedonia: We will help
*Bulgaria and North Macedonia joins the war*
*Serbia declares war on Liechtenstein and fails*
Liechtenstein: Thank you!
*North Macedonia and Bulgaria joins Liechtenstein*
*Greece declares war on Liechtenstein, please wait*
Liechtenstein: UNO REVERSE CARD!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Greece and wins*
Liechtenstein: I WON FINALLY!
Liechtenstein: Hey Europe!
Europe: Yes?
Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE!
Europe: NOOOOO!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Europe and wins*
Liechtenstein: I'm taking North Africa!
*Liechtenstein declares war on North Africa, please wait*
Israel: I'm joining the war!
*Israel joins the war*
*Liechtenstein and Israel declares war on North Africa and wins*
Liechtenstein: You're mine arab
*Liechtenstein declares war on Arab and wins*
Liechtenstein: I'm going to take Africa
*Liechtenstein declares war on Africa and wins*
Turkey: BEST KEBAB!
Turkey: You're bad Liechtenstein!
Liechtenstein: I don't care
*Liechtenstein declares war on Turkey and wins*
Liechtenstein: SUPER, WAR
*Liechtenstein declares war on Kazakhstan, Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan and wins*
Liechtenstein: Hey, you're mine all arab alphabets!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Afghanistan, Pakistan and Tajikistan and wins*
Liechtenstein: You're mine all!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Stan and wins*
Liechtenstein: YOU'RE MINE ASIAAAAAAAAAAA!
Asia: PLEASE NOOOOO!
*Liechtenstein declares war on Asia and wins*
Liechtenstein: Hey Oceania! Do you really think I'm bigger than the Americas?
Oceania: No.
Liechtenstein: *TRIGGERED*
*Liechtenstein declares war on Oceania and wins*
Liechtenstein: Hey America!
Liechtenstein: ^_^
Liechtenstein: HEY AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LOOK AT HERE!
America: Huh, what do you want?
Liechtenstein: Wanna hear a joke?
America: Ok?
Liechtenstein: Say "I am so bad"
America: I am so bad
Rebels: Americas! You have -10x power!
America: NOOOOO!
Liechtenstein: xD
*Liechtenstein declares war on America and wins*
Liechtenstein: Wow, I have everyone finally!
The end
Plz make the video
0:22 music ?
The music sounds like a drunk person would love.
2:52
A very big City!
XD