Ah yes I remember when in the 2000s my laptop instead of running Windows XP, walked on all fours with his little arms and legs and had a face below the keyboard. Good times.
@@thatguy8777 Yes in reference to the singer. If it basically says a name of a Stand in the subtitles. Assume that it's a copyright free name. Like Beach Boy had to be changed to Fisherman & Sex Pistols is changed to Six Bullets.
It's...mildly adorable that Melone tries to teach Babyface out of children's books, and (despite the subject matter), even talks to it like a baby sometimes. It's a shame he's, y'know, a mafioso. And a pervert. also "devo fare pipi". BAHAHAHAHA
Likes: 666 Me: Uh Oh. Melone: best father in Golden Wind. Likes: 667 Me: phew Melone: The one with the long nose is Mr.Elephant. Me: *Don't you mean Mr.Squid??*
Baby Face : ‘ Mommy said that I stink. She’s also screaming that I’m “dirty and gross”. ‘ Melone : ‘ So it seems. And how does that make you feel about her? ‘ Baby Face : ‘ What a great mommy! ‘ Melone : ‘ Yes! ‘
They want the visuals to be accurate to the original and I assume that it is like that in the original. The writer araki usually doesn't think ahead kinda just goes with the flow with the major beats in his mind.
@@omgman5745 The anime took a looooot of creative liberties and changed details here and there. Fugo's being a victim of SA in his backstory was never mentioned in the manga.
@@missquake true but it didn't contradict the tiny snippet of backstory illuso mentioned in the Manga so it's basically added detail. This would change things even if small and unimportant tho, so I understand then leaving it unaltered for the sake of accuracy
Wait a second, I just noticed something. When Melone is teaching the homonculus/child of Babyface how to kill, one of the weapons he shows as an example is ice skates. Ice skating is one of the abilities White Album gives Ghiaccio when he uses it, and Ghiaccio is the next and final member of La Squadra that the main cast faces off with. That’s a subtle as hell way of foreshadowing abilities, I love it!
I can't help but feel bad for normal people who get wrapped up in Stand bullshit. Sure this chick was kinda snobbish, but I don't think she deserved to be deleted like that just because she was in the wrong train cab. Same for the passengers who died due to the Greatful Dead.
If I ever had children, I will not bring them to school : I will teach them like Melone... Even if that means that my children must be born like Babyface's one...
I'm curious if Melone could grow Babyface on men... imagine how strong the baby will be if it's from Ghaccio. Though I'm pretty sure Ghaccio would just smash Melone's head into the ground before he even started to ask those pervert questions.
Stands in part 3: ORA Stands in part 5+: So I need to raise my stand like my own child by feeding it well nutritious foods, but be careful because it's lactose intolerant and it can't stand spicy foods. Also I need to make sure to teach it algebra, basic economics, the entire history of the world, and more. A few weeks later my stand would be ready to kill the enemy by sucking their toes. However if it's currently full moon then it's damage would be reduced by 67% because my stand hates the moon. My stand's weakness is the color Turquoise, so I need to make sure there isn't the color Turquoise nearby.
The idea of how Non-Stands would see is always so fascinating to think off Like for Melone, he is just feel like talking to himself And for Ghiaccio, you are seeing an angry Italian man skating on the road, talking shit about why people doesn't call the capital Venezia.
I noticed that arraki really hates Pisces. Arraki’s pisces characters are portrayed in a very unflattering manner, they tend to be pathetic and they tend to suffer some of the most gruesome deaths in the series lol
Now if I’m entirely honest of the fact that I’m a Melone simp despite the fact he is a sort of perv, his colors and the way he teaches his stand is quite cute despite it’s about killing, but, good job Melone💜
3:22 Even though she is a Karen, I did not like her dying like that. Its horrifying 😢. Melone later dying at the station by Giorno's snake was satisfing. He deserved that.
Stand abilities are usually a reflection of their user, so im not even sure if a more benevolent stand user could even generate an inherently skeevy ability like Babyface, anymore than if a non-paranoid Diavolo who loves his daughter would even have King Crimson
Melone:the first thing I want to teach my child is how to kill your enemies
mista has 6 children who love playing murder soccer
@@teawrecks1243 44 LIKES
@@teawrecks1243 yes your right
I mean the more useful knowledge first right?
pov You raised your child properly
2:17 is an amazing scene, it's just a dude in the middle of no where with an early 2000's laptop
who is dressed like some sort of sci-fi fashion show reject, and has purple hair
Furno
Well it’s more akin to 20th century laptops more than early 2000s.
di molto
Ah yes I remember when in the 2000s my laptop instead of running Windows XP, walked on all fours with his little arms and legs and had a face below the keyboard. Good times.
Melone > Your teachers at High School
What about Eikichi from GTO?
@@twolittletoots4009 to op
That's true, especially at impregnating things.
Very specific but okay
@@chiefsmokey7189 and Narancia as physics teacher
Babyface immediately jumped from being a little baby to the rebellious teenager phase. He just said "fuck you, dad" and stole the motorcycle
they grew up so fast...
Kakyoin the MILF Hunter
Melone the MILF Maker
@Ren - san Bruh she wasnt a mom at that point
Milf maker is more accurate
It ain't much but it's honest work
@Ren - san F**k F**ker?
*did someone say milfs!?!*
Babyfaces mother was more of giornos mom then other milfs
Kills his own mother Thanos style then steals his dad bike. Baby Face has no dignity.
He really steals
Actually it's... Babyhead.
@@somerandomperson3978 Copyright free name. It's supposed to be Babyface
@@Hjazy_Sol ReAlLy?
@@thatguy8777 Yes in reference to the singer. If it basically says a name of a Stand in the subtitles. Assume that it's a copyright free name. Like Beach Boy had to be changed to Fisherman & Sex Pistols is changed to Six Bullets.
Best Dads of Jojo's (Who really care to their children):
1. George Joestar
2. Kira's Dad
3. Melone
and what about Joseph? He cared for his daughter
@@maxthepaladin2147 he only went to japan not to meet her, but inatead to make josuke.
margareth michelina
DIO would be a great father Arika confirmed
DIO would spoil Giorno if he knew he was alive or existed
but that never happened sooo
What about me?
@@thatguy8777 you know what you did
It's...mildly adorable that Melone tries to teach Babyface out of children's books, and (despite the subject matter), even talks to it like a baby sometimes. It's a shame he's, y'know, a mafioso. And a pervert.
also "devo fare pipi". BAHAHAHAHA
His stand is called Babyface, so
yeah that was in my books when i was a kid but they were far more gruesome
I dont speak spaghetti
@EB Bisnar pretty sure that was the stand, not the book
@@RafaelTNSG1245it means "i gotta piss"
Still a better father than Jotaro.
Di Molto
Bruno is still best mom
Likes: 666
Me: Uh Oh.
Melone: best father in Golden Wind.
Likes: 667
Me: phew
Melone: The one with the long nose is Mr.Elephant.
Me: *Don't you mean Mr.Squid??*
@Meem Ain Everyone are better father than Goku
Hey don't talk trash to my owner
スタンドは精神力の具現化なのに、そのスタンドに対して会話したり教育したり、自分でコントロールできなかったりっていうのが、メローネのとんでもない変態性というか異常さを表しているんだよね
一説では、「メローネは子供の頃に両親から育児放棄されており、親のようにはならないというコンプレックスが歪んだ形でこの能力になった」のではないかって言われてますね。
@@icimuan936怖…闇深…
メローネもっと報われるべき
そんな設定は無いけどね。ただの性癖だと@@icimuan936
Melone best father in za warudo
Funny way of misspelling Joseph Joestar
@@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782 Funny way of misspelling DIO
@@greninjajoestar8771 you're right Dio is best dad is *ZA WARUDO*
@@Spookpath funny way of misspelling George Joestar
@@steppinonthebeachdudududu5782
Funny way of misspelling dario brando
スタンドがいくら傷付こうと本体になんらフィードバックが無く、いくらでも生成可能なの強いな
3:12 3:37
ここの焦ってるメローネ好き
1:55
...
*sheds tear*
*goes into corner to shed more tears*
The irony my dude
Please don't cry you'll get tears in your mustache
Best Dad right here.
Bruh lmao
*DI MOLTO*
@@chiefsmokey7189 lmao be like some full house shit the rest of the la squadra gang would be part of the show
2:26 "Did someone said *「P I §È」* "
Pee in the cup
The circle of life is weird in this show.
SIMBA!!!! (The Lion king music theme intensifies)
Baby Face : ‘ Mommy said that I stink.
She’s also screaming that I’m “dirty and gross”. ‘
Melone : ‘ So it seems. And how does that make you feel about her? ‘
Baby Face : ‘ What a great mommy! ‘
Melone : ‘ Yes! ‘
*D I M O L T O*
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
me and my dad conversing:
Dawg this is so accurate with the down bad fellas
2:05 now those are proper JoJo Chibis
1:53
Nah, I prefer this ruclips.net/video/q84t9ORBf40/видео.html
Why are the ice skates killing fugo instead of mista ? Missed opportunity for some neat foreshadowing.
heheh, yeah
nice one
They want the visuals to be accurate to the original and I assume that it is like that in the original. The writer araki usually doesn't think ahead kinda just goes with the flow with the major beats in his mind.
@@omgman5745 The anime took a looooot of creative liberties and changed details here and there. Fugo's being a victim of SA in his backstory was never mentioned in the manga.
@@missquake true but it didn't contradict the tiny snippet of backstory illuso mentioned in the Manga so it's basically added detail. This would change things even if small and unimportant tho, so I understand then leaving it unaltered for the sake of accuracy
ベイビーフェイス並みの学習力を身につけたい
3:44の「早すぎんだよぉ〜！」がなんかクセになる
愛車(バイク)勝手に乗って行かれちゃったの可哀想だなw
あれって結局誰が乗ってたんだ、
@@小さなゲーム実況者飴ちゃベイビーフェイスが勝手にバイクでジョルノのところに行っちゃった
@@-himeshimahiromichi-7404 あー！
ベイビーフェイス、いちいち適性のある女性見つけなきゃいけないし生まれたら生まれたで教育してからじゃないと実戦に行けないの回りくどいけど、回りくどい分超強いんだよな…
しかもメローネ自身は完全安全圏から見守れるし
スタンド動かす度に女一人消さなきゃならないというのも困りもの。やはり母親に捨てられて女全体を恨んでいるんでしょうか？
2:35 man she sure is pissed
and you win the best pun award
こんな原っぱで1人画面に向かって話しかけてる時点で変人すぎるのに、それだけじゃなくて変態＋イケメンなのディ・モールトベネ！
Mommy said “I’m stinky and gross”
What a great mother.
Doesn’t this make me think of how such a pure and nice child that is.
he ate his mother
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Oh my sweet summer child...
3:47
Baby stole my bike!
Nigga stole my bike
@@iwishiknewhowto1228 Nigga: *NIGERUNDAYO*
For all intents and purposes, Melone has an A- to -Z book, JJBA edition
You joke,but im pretty sure that's actually canon.
That is actually a picture book
3:25 She's been hit with tetris.
New smash bros fighter
Serves her right, though. She's such a spoiled brat.
You mean minecraft
BOOM! Tetris for Jeff
@@jemimafajutagana5475 I'm not sure if that's grounds for death... jk I am, and it's not lol
2:35 You can say that she is.....PISSED off!
推しって尊い
It’s Murder 101 with Mr. Melone
声がベリッシモ、いやディモールトいい！すごくいい！
ライオンさん、シマウマさん、キリンさん、って可愛い❤️
それな
Sorry, i dont speak Italian
わかる
@@ginyutiki k
@@AyeAye-hn6ju ok
What a great mommy! *YES! DI MOLTO!*
S.G. Johnson I love how the characters each have their own catchphrase.
Wait a second, I just noticed something. When Melone is teaching the homonculus/child of Babyface how to kill, one of the weapons he shows as an example is ice skates.
Ice skating is one of the abilities White Album gives Ghiaccio when he uses it, and Ghiaccio is the next and final member of La Squadra that the main cast faces off with.
That’s a subtle as hell way of foreshadowing abilities, I love it!
At first I was gonna say your over thinking it, but then again, it's jojo's bizarre adventure, so it makes perfect sense
i think ot was just an accident, if it really was foreshadowing itd be killing mista and not fugo
@@Daniel-wu6pl It was foreshadowing to us. Didn't matter who or what, we got it.
Parenting 101 with Melone
2:05 Please let there be a OVA where they are all chibi versions of themselves
No
I love and hate the idea of a chibi jojo OVA
Aw didn’t know a lot of people don’t like the idea ;-;
@@Spookpath *CHARMY GREEN*
@@thischannelnolongerused4791 because jojo is not that kind of anime
I can't help but feel bad for normal people who get wrapped up in Stand bullshit.
Sure this chick was kinda snobbish, but I don't think she deserved to be deleted like that just because she was in the wrong train cab. Same for the passengers who died due to the Greatful Dead.
And Beach Boy
boi you ain't seen shit yet, wait 'til you see what happened to the one prison guard that was fired in the second Stone Ocean arc
*Green Day arc flashbacks*
Melone: Rockstar Games
BabyFace: the GTA PlayerBase
Lol
3:25 she doesn't feel so good
that sound effect of cubes tho
So she died? Or was she turned into something? I dont know
@@itzskir6832 yes shes dead
@@itzskir6832 shes pretty damn fucking dead
*_Kakyoin has joined the chat._*
What a great mommy!
0:29
ブッ殺してやりたいわァ…ンチクショウッッ… クソ野郎ッ！ ←ここ好き
あーらら〜 こういう風に使うと便利だね〜〜〜
"What does 'kill' mean?"
"It means...uh...how do I say this...make someone take a forever naptime?"
メローネ美人で変態のくせにイケボなのずるいよなほんと
Melone is a proud parent
I like the detail where she checks her groin after waking up.
Anyone else thinks that the scene where melone shows babyface the objects, includes ice skates to reference the upcoming white album battle?
The guy 2 comments above you
it would be if it was used on mista not fugo
why is melone attractive to me in this scene
4
Because he is a real dad in jojo
congratulations you have a dad kink
Because women are naturally inclined to be attracted to men that will make good fathers, and Melone is the best father in all of JoJo.
I really like how all the text is in italian, even if they keep speaking japanese.
Melone makes a good father teaching his child how to kill :3
If I ever had children, I will not bring them to school : I will teach them like Melone...
Even if that means that my children must be born like Babyface's one...
Do I need to call the police now, or...?
So this is Mr. lion...
@@ali-uk6fo and this is kil
@@ali-uk6fo and this is Ms. lion.
3:30
サイコロステーキ嬢
ﾌｧ!?
I miss him so much
メローネえろいんだよなぁ
これ、アニータ最初ソファに寝てるけどメローネが寝せてあげたのかな((?
They grow up so fast
イタリアでもコマ回しは人気なようで……
本体は変態だけど、能力的には特殊でかっこいい
成長次第でスタープラチナ並みのパワー&精密さに加え、レッド・ホット・チリペッパーに匹敵するスピードを体得出来ると考えると、デメリットを差し引いてもWアルバムとは別ベクトルで充分強過ぎる。
@@ナフスプレミンジャー隔操作型のスタンドでこの性能。デメリットに対して、得られる恩恵がデカすぎる。ローリスクハイリターンのスタンド。これにはジョルノ君も「こいつ無敵か！？」と言わざるを得ないね。
This is kind of adorable in a weird way
I'm curious if Melone could grow Babyface on men... imagine how strong the baby will be if it's from Ghaccio.
Though I'm pretty sure Ghaccio would just smash Melone's head into the ground before he even started to ask those pervert questions.
Someone’s written this story. Babyface solos the verse if this occurs
@@samtheballoon1522how does baby face work?how would it solo?
@@user-fl4el2mq2x I was making an mpreg joke, and I’m not too sure on how it works
Mother : what a dirty gross thing
Son: what a great mommy
Wouldn't be thrilled to have this kind of stand
I wish Melone was my dad.
Stands in part 3: ORA
Stands in part 5+: So I need to raise my stand like my own child by feeding it well nutritious foods, but be careful because it's lactose intolerant and it can't stand spicy foods. Also I need to make sure to teach it algebra, basic economics, the entire history of the world, and more. A few weeks later my stand would be ready to kill the enemy by sucking their toes. However if it's currently full moon then it's damage would be reduced by 67% because my stand hates the moon. My stand's weakness is the color Turquoise, so I need to make sure there isn't the color Turquoise nearby.
Chat gptで良い回答を探してる時みたいだ
Well this is an interesting way of taking your child to work day
Fuck 4
@@fulcrum2951 Indeed
Are you british mate? You have channel 4 as your pic
@@lovinovargas4831 U know to much mate
When Britain first at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain
2:03 Love how he taught it grammar, Ghiaccio is proud
母親に虐待でもされてたんかなぁ
2:57 i didnt expect to see babyface's answer
1:35 OYAOYA?
joey Joestar 1:35*
Whoops
Ara ara
The idea of how Non-Stands would see is always so fascinating to think off
Like for Melone, he is just feel like talking to himself
And for Ghiaccio, you are seeing an angry Italian man skating on the road, talking shit about why people doesn't call the capital Venezia.
One of the weirdest stands in the series. How tf did Araki even come up with this thing?
he was bored ok
Because he's a genius
Peculiar tastes. Anyway, do you still want that cherry?
1:53
Part 4 had his chibi drawing
It's now turn for part 5
All you had to do was follow the damn train, Melone
2:01 more literate than 99% of RUclips commenters
改めてみても
ベイビィ・フェイスは
怖いわ。
生み出されるたびに女性一人死ぬわけやし
I noticed that arraki really hates Pisces.
Arraki’s pisces characters are portrayed in a very unflattering manner, they tend to be pathetic and they tend to suffer some of the most gruesome deaths in the series lol
What does this mean
@@nok4799 weird astrology stuff probably
Stands in part 3: punch
Stands in part 5:
ここまでやってやっと遠隔操作の弱点のパワーや精密性、単調な動きしかできないという弱点克服されるんだよな
手間がかかり過ぎる
1:53 shh, you're gonna spoil the next fight
0:52 OFLSIGODLG HE REALLY ACT LIKE A DAD ADOPT ME PLEASE 😭😭
Melone would be a good father
This is the reason why I am not allowed to be a kindergarten teacher...
Melone best teacher
これが機械学習か
Now if I’m entirely honest of the fact that I’m a Melone simp despite the fact he is a sort of perv, his colors and the way he teaches his stand is quite cute despite it’s about killing, but, good job Melone💜
Alternate title
Purple haired melon impregnates unsuspecting woman and uses nursery books to teach her thanos baby to kill.
まるでドラえもんみたいなメローネ
今更だが、予め教育する為の小道具の用意が良すぎるだろ・・・
I wish my teacher was like that ;-;
so you want milf maker
3:22
Even though she is a Karen, I did not like her dying like that. Its horrifying 😢.
Melone later dying at the station by Giorno's snake was satisfing. He deserved that.
WHAT A GREAT MOMMY!!!
Melone's child
I'm curious about how an alternate version of Babyface and its...children would manifest if it belonged to a more benevolent user.
Stand abilities are usually a reflection of their user, so im not even sure if a more benevolent stand user could even generate an inherently skeevy ability like Babyface, anymore than if a non-paranoid Diavolo who loves his daughter would even have King Crimson
シアハートアタックやブラックサバスと同じタイプかな？
Chat GPTみたいなスタンドだな
2:59
HE SAID IT BOIS
Next episode: *Cold Experience*