These snakes literally want me dead.

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Cc_RiddleAfton
    @Cc_RiddleAfton 3 месяца назад +2519

    "Reptiles you don't want to piss off"
    *Snake: hits head on glass*

    • @chinchilla505
      @chinchilla505 3 месяца назад +101

      The more you watch it, the funnier it gets. It's so dramatic when it bounces off

    • @Cc_RiddleAfton
      @Cc_RiddleAfton 3 месяца назад +17

      @@chinchilla505 I agree 😂

    • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
      @espenbuhaugsveinungsen 2 месяца назад +37

      It used its one brain cel for pure anger no other thoughts

    • @lilytrickovic6369
      @lilytrickovic6369 2 месяца назад +4

      Lol I love the first one lol ❤❤

    • @dark-over8759
      @dark-over8759 Месяц назад +1

      It s not a snake,it just don t have legs i forgot the name but in french it s "serpent de verre" if you translate it s snake of glass

  • @Saiko_Drums
    @Saiko_Drums 4 месяца назад +2646

    The boomslang catapulting into the glass will never not be funny to me

    • @caffeinedelusions
      @caffeinedelusions 4 месяца назад +187

      The Boomslang Bonk is definitely a channel signature.

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 4 месяца назад +84

      @@Saiko_Drums it’ll always be funny until there is no glass or phone screen separating us.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 месяца назад +41

      @@r.m.5419 it’s still funny, just less “lol” and more “ha ha Iam in danger and I forgot to feed my pets” type of “funny”

    • @Ah__ah__ah__ah.
      @Ah__ah__ah__ah. 3 месяца назад +14

      He looks like Vhaagar from hod

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue 3 месяца назад +3

      It made me jump the first time

  • @eveliinaniilivuo7329
    @eveliinaniilivuo7329 3 месяца назад +319

    ''And my gf is straight up terrifying!''😂😂♥️

  • @jrizzy226
    @jrizzy226 4 месяца назад +2703

    Bruh lady is #1,most def no anti-venom😂😂😂

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 4 месяца назад +91

      @@jrizzy226 that little dance with the blank stare at the end was a tell tale sign of high toxicity. 😂

    • @theworstspeedrunner
      @theworstspeedrunner 3 месяца назад +27

      haha im a danger

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 2 месяца назад +3

      Yes!!

  • @JungleBunRabby
    @JungleBunRabby 4 месяца назад +1227

    I love all of your snake “quotes” that pop up in passing 😂

    • @larissalind2872
      @larissalind2872 4 месяца назад +11

      Me too those are my favorite. 🤣

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 4 месяца назад +12

      “They’re gonna call you Stevie Wonder” 😂

    • @jasperdrawings
      @jasperdrawings 3 месяца назад +6

      “I finish quick” bro I can’t😂

    • @garg4531
      @garg4531 3 месяца назад +2

      "Gimme your fingers"

  • @AverageGamerG
    @AverageGamerG 4 месяца назад +680

    Lil man bullys the ecosystem

  • @seadav0183
    @seadav0183 3 месяца назад +380

    Its amusing how the boomslang eternally chooses violence

  • @antisystemicparadise1202
    @antisystemicparadise1202 4 месяца назад +827

    If that boomslang had wings it would be a venomous bird.

  • @purplemister5974
    @purplemister5974 4 месяца назад +334

    "I'm mad."
    *thonk*

  • @B_4035mn
    @B_4035mn 4 месяца назад +1377

    "I finish quick."
    "Milk me."

    • @CastleValentine
      @CastleValentine 3 месяца назад +40

      Ayo? 😂

    • @victoriasalcido2099
      @victoriasalcido2099 3 месяца назад +13

      😂

    • @GregoryGarci
      @GregoryGarci 3 месяца назад +6

      😆

    • @alainadingee2322
      @alainadingee2322 2 месяца назад +10

      They are talking about venom milking-
      If you don't know what that is, it's basically getting a venomous snake to bite a jar and inject venom.
      I think they "milk" snakes to use their gathered venom make anti venom.
      There are videos of this, you can search it up.

    • @JosephRowe-tb3hk
      @JosephRowe-tb3hk 2 месяца назад +12

      They know, it was a joke though

  • @robertdaniels-lane7321
    @robertdaniels-lane7321 4 месяца назад +912

    You don’t own Lil man. Lil man owns YOU 🤣

    • @righteous1z
      @righteous1z 3 месяца назад +19

      What kind of reptile is Lil man?

    • @justincarroll1836
      @justincarroll1836 3 месяца назад +8

      I was wondering the same thing ​@@righteous1z

    • @Littlekirkster
      @Littlekirkster 3 месяца назад +12

      @@righteous1z hes a collared lizard

    • @zxranixx
      @zxranixx 3 месяца назад +2

      eastern collared lizard

    • @zxranixx
      @zxranixx 3 месяца назад +1

      eastern collared lizard

  • @samievans4937
    @samievans4937 4 месяца назад +478

    How’d you get that close to a girlfriend and not perish??

    • @len2489
      @len2489 3 месяца назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KxNOxUTA
      @KxNOxUTA 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@len2489 He did his mating dance right. Who raised you? Why didn't you know that, poor thing?!

    • @Quiescere0
      @Quiescere0 10 дней назад +2

      That's why I've never got one. Gotta be cautious -_- ...

  • @Cplayz08
    @Cplayz08 4 месяца назад +85

    Having the red headed krait with no anti-venom free roaming is chaotic evil

    • @zdragonslayer2269
      @zdragonslayer2269 2 дня назад +1

      Chaotic neutral my guy, hes riding the edge

    • @jonathanstephens1976
      @jonathanstephens1976 19 часов назад

      ​@zdragonslayer2269 sure nuff riding the edge lol😮

    • @jonathanstephens1976
      @jonathanstephens1976 18 часов назад

      Having it free roaming is a sign of danger, that is to be painted brighter than 😢bright, look at me😅

  • @fieryphoenix84
    @fieryphoenix84 4 месяца назад +186

    Gaboon "Gimme Those Fingers" Viper is wild 😂💀

  • @sarabyrd3374
    @sarabyrd3374 3 месяца назад +30

    “your gonna die, quickly” as the snake is just chillin on the floor 🤣

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 3 месяца назад +33

    I like how the primary indicator that Death Adders are dangerous isn’t them literally having Death in the name, it’s the fact they’re Australian snakes lmao

    • @eveliinaniilivuo7329
      @eveliinaniilivuo7329 3 месяца назад

      @@netherdominater9960 yes, but if aussies name something ''death'' it must be bad, cause the whole Australia tries to kill people!!

  • @R32_guy
    @R32_guy 3 месяца назад +81

    You know it's bad when us Aussies name something with the word death in it 😂

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan 3 месяца назад +37

    Look at how done the crocodile looks. Look at that pose. That man and or woman has zero effs to give. They just wanna starfish and chill out until their next feeding time. Respect.

  • @deathrooster14
    @deathrooster14 4 месяца назад +96

    Kraity Perry would never! She's a sweetie.

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 3 месяца назад +24

    Your boomslang just has no chill whatsoever.

  • @lovellmills7959
    @lovellmills7959 4 месяца назад +112

    *"Tell them Slang sent you"* ☠

    • @CockneyEastwood
      @CockneyEastwood 15 дней назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 He is in constant war mode

  • @newjeans1280
    @newjeans1280 4 месяца назад +71

    Bro got taken out before he even had the chance to finish his sentence

  • @DamienAchlys3125
    @DamienAchlys3125 3 месяца назад +8

    That first snake launching into the glass had me dying and lil man had me dead

  • @AndyDoodle
    @AndyDoodle 4 месяца назад +34

    Your Inland taipan is still patiently waiting for his interview in the top deadliest danger noodles you own

  • @blakejames61
    @blakejames61 4 месяца назад +84

    Milk you yeah right I already got tricked by a "cow boy" today I'm not getting tricked by a "snake boy" 😑

    • @pianovii3350
      @pianovii3350 3 месяца назад +6

      You... you got *what*?

    • @blakejames61
      @blakejames61 3 месяца назад +6

      @@pianovii3350 i don't wanna talk about it he said I had to use my mouth too 😭

    • @0-EYEFESTATION-0
      @0-EYEFESTATION-0 3 месяца назад +3

      @@blakejames61💀

  • @krowwithakay
    @krowwithakay 4 месяца назад +31

    Boomslang always gets me 😂

  • @andrew-martinez
    @andrew-martinez 4 месяца назад +19

    Steve kills with kindness 🤗

  • @johnnystorm5543
    @johnnystorm5543 4 месяца назад +222

    Are we just overlooking the fact that he included his girlfriend on a list of reptiles--not animals but reptiles?
    Bro, this is how rumors of lizard people get started ....

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 4 месяца назад +27

      Cold blooded!

    • @WinterToa
      @WinterToa 4 месяца назад +6

      @@C.L.Hinton I was thinking this exact line too!! xD

    • @stephennelson4954
      @stephennelson4954 4 месяца назад +7

      Guy played Mass Effect for sure. He’s on his Liara arc rn.

    • @mig2five
      @mig2five 4 месяца назад +2

      Johnny it's mammal btw

    • @Casper-Ghost
      @Casper-Ghost 3 месяца назад +5

      What do you mean rumors? Its common knowledge his girlfriend is a lizard queen.

  • @jerrodlo4449
    @jerrodlo4449 4 месяца назад +14

    I was terrified when a Black Racer struck at me. This dude right here, man. Wicked collection. Stay safe man, you got some freaks of nature in there.

  • @BafflingHero
    @BafflingHero 3 месяца назад +6

    I knew that first snake was going to strick at the glass but it still made me flinch

  • @sylviemiya2525
    @sylviemiya2525 4 месяца назад +48

    Lil man is the last person for you to ever mess with, Your girlfriend is the queen of all aggresion.

  • @rodolfoescobedo7396
    @rodolfoescobedo7396 3 месяца назад +5

    They just need a hug 🐍❤

  • @KxNOxUTA
    @KxNOxUTA 3 месяца назад +6

    Good, you got the ranking right. NEVER mess with a female partner. NEVER!

  • @BInman85
    @BInman85 4 месяца назад +38

    Help the last one

  • @linseykhan7302
    @linseykhan7302 4 месяца назад +1

    Gaboon vipers are so beautiful!

  • @Mater_Lachrymarum
    @Mater_Lachrymarum 4 месяца назад +46

    I call Lil Man and your girlfriend for my team! Red-headed krait can come, too!

    • @paulfeasal6024
      @paulfeasal6024 4 месяца назад +1

      I don't go with the traditional Inland Tipan as the most Deadliest snake on earth. Like I wouldn't list the Saltwater Crocodile as the most Deadliest Crocodile. The most Deadliest Crocodile species is the Nile Crocodile. Why because they kill way more people per year by a massive landslide compared to a couple people the Salties get. My Deadliest snake is the Saw Scaled Viper. Mainly because of the damage it has done in Africa. Then it's in the top 4 Asia's Deadliest which within 4 species kill 50 thousand people a year. Which you got the Common Krait and Indian Cobra representing the Elapids. Then the Saw Scaled Viper and Russell's Vipers representing the Vipers. The Common Tipan kills more people then the Fearce Snake. I would list the two species of Brown snake and Tiger snakes over the Tipans. I will say the Inland Tipan had the most lethal venom though if we are going by the LD50.

  • @margret632
    @margret632 3 месяца назад +2

    'Boomslang' pronounced wrong is always hilarious😂😂

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 22 дня назад

    “I finish quick”, “Milk me” and “Gimme those fingers” are the funniest things to me 😂😂

  • @andy_y98
    @andy_y98 2 месяца назад +2

    Careful, I don't think that last creature at the end has Anti-Venom ☠️👀🖤

  • @trashcanyounot1798
    @trashcanyounot1798 23 дня назад

    It’s *2:30 IN THE MORNING* and I’m trying so hard to not just start cackling at the first snake because I don’t want to wake my neighbors up but I keep replaying the BONK in my head and it gets funnier every time

  • @IneffableMasquerade
    @IneffableMasquerade 3 месяца назад +2

    That is an EXTREMELY happy crocodile. Very clear sign this guy takes good carebof his animals!

  • @milkway7298
    @milkway7298 2 месяца назад +1

    lil man is the most dangerous out of all im shaking in fear just by thinking about his power and the cruel things he’s capable of doing

  • @jareddavis3541
    @jareddavis3541 10 дней назад

    I love how he includes the alligators, crocodiles, and lizard too 😂, and the CRAZY TERRORED GIRLFRIE- 🤣

  • @SH4TT3R3D_R0S3
    @SH4TT3R3D_R0S3 3 месяца назад +1

    bro gaboon vipers are ADORABLE! If only they weren’t danger noodles :(

  • @TheDarkEclipxe
    @TheDarkEclipxe 3 месяца назад +1

    Gaboon vipers are so cute when they "crawl"

  • @TIGERZY2K
    @TIGERZY2K 15 дней назад +1

    So the anchor of the video decided to put his gf in the list of terrifying reptiles

  • @lisetta4176
    @lisetta4176 2 месяца назад

    "You are probably gonna die...quickly."
    Proceeds to let the snake explore the room

  • @Sliky668
    @Sliky668 3 месяца назад +2

    The snake at the start literally jumpscared me lol 😭

  • @CockneyEastwood
    @CockneyEastwood 15 дней назад

    Boomslangs in constant war mode lool bad ass

  • @Ayaan_Syed
    @Ayaan_Syed 2 месяца назад

    “From Australia so you already know its gonna mess you up” is so real and funny 😂

  • @RobertSmith-le8wp
    @RobertSmith-le8wp 3 месяца назад +1

    If you want to get an idea what a Gaboon Viper bite would be like there’s a video of a South African man who was handling a Puff Adder that was in his back yard. The video documents the process from the time he was bitten until recovery. It was very very bad. If anything the Gaboon would probably be even worse

  • @luckygames8049
    @luckygames8049 2 месяца назад

    The boomslang and the girlfriend never gets old lol

  • @altaccaltacc7652
    @altaccaltacc7652 3 месяца назад +1

    Kraits in particular are terrifying. They may not get the most attention. But it has an extremely potent neurotoxic venom. Even rivaling the black mamba.

  • @samgoya7559
    @samgoya7559 3 месяца назад

    Love the captions very cute

  • @jmtimmons
    @jmtimmons 3 месяца назад

    I love Lil Man.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love your videos as well.😊😊😊😊😊

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades 2 дня назад

    That little orange head snake is so cute

  • @dcd3lt4
    @dcd3lt4 2 месяца назад

    I'll trust Lil'Man with my savings. Seems like a highly competent fellow.

  • @thegadflygang5381
    @thegadflygang5381 2 месяца назад

    "These are the repitles you dont want to piss off"
    First three are more relaxed and chill than a sleeping puppy
    They must like you

  • @funky58abi95
    @funky58abi95 17 часов назад

    I've never seen an animal with so much capacity to end you but so very few thoughts as the boomslang

  • @Lynchfan88
    @Lynchfan88 3 месяца назад

    Your comments & captions are excellent, lol.

  • @TattooedPink
    @TattooedPink 3 месяца назад

    The Mangshan viper is beautiful 😮 I hadn't seen one before!

  • @glacousxx
    @glacousxx 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow that predator gf at the end was the most terrifying almost jumped off the sofa.

  • @basitalam4893
    @basitalam4893 2 месяца назад

    Reptiles you don't want to piss off
    The lamp - my girlfriend 😂

  • @livloveschannel
    @livloveschannel 9 дней назад

    “So….. you’re probably gonna die!! 😊”
    **2 seconds later**
    **has snake in room**

  • @PotatoInMyAssssss
    @PotatoInMyAssssss 2 месяца назад

    That orange blue snake looks like a Nerf dart.

  • @deta_detach
    @deta_detach 3 месяца назад

    "And my girlfriend is straight up terrify-"
    RIP, man is finished before he can utter the complete word

  • @ZangarTheThird
    @ZangarTheThird 3 месяца назад

    Dude, this whole time I didnt bother to look it up and thought you were joking about Boomslang because it looked goofy as fuck. Now that I actually looked it up, I am actually terrified and amazed.

  • @angelomatthewreyes5278
    @angelomatthewreyes5278 3 месяца назад +1

    The tumbnail is literally Vhagar from HOTD, lol😂

  • @RegulusFlaminius
    @RegulusFlaminius 3 месяца назад

    "Momma. I think I have a monster under my bed" is less scary then "Momma, I think I have a reptile under my bed"

  • @salvatorecorleone1008
    @salvatorecorleone1008 3 месяца назад +1

    That last one is scary! 😂

  • @crystalshard1925
    @crystalshard1925 3 месяца назад

    I actually got startled with the snake in the intro! 😂

  • @BigLexXx92
    @BigLexXx92 4 месяца назад +1

    Gaboon Vipers are gorgeous to me. Saw at the zoo as a kid and had to be dragged away. Surely didn't know back then that they were venomous 😅

  • @Tony_Carro
    @Tony_Carro 2 дня назад +1

    “You’re probably gonna die- QUICKLY!”

  • @MichelleOlivarria
    @MichelleOlivarria 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro almost killed itself 😢

  • @KimetsunimeID
    @KimetsunimeID 21 день назад

    The First One Looks Like "Gonyosoma oxycephalum"

  • @Tai-chan.
    @Tai-chan. 3 месяца назад

    Lmao, the way he quickly added his girlfriend at the end.. beautiful snakes.

  • @ms.tiadaniel8415
    @ms.tiadaniel8415 4 месяца назад +6

    Holy crap you have a gator!? 😮 Do a video on him! 😊

  • @HarleyYOUNG-w7s
    @HarleyYOUNG-w7s 2 месяца назад

    “Little man if the destroyer or worlds” “and my girlfriend if just straight up terrifying”

  • @jerrybarnabas7708
    @jerrybarnabas7708 3 месяца назад

    Lil man killed it with that pose during the commentary😂

  • @Devin-js7nu
    @Devin-js7nu 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro really forgot there was something blocking him from striking 😂

  • @daliapuppylover
    @daliapuppylover 3 месяца назад

    *"MiLk Me" 💀😭*
    *"GiMmE tHoSe FiNgErS"💀😭*
    Nahhhhh💀

  • @annoyingperson_.0
    @annoyingperson_.0 3 месяца назад +1

    “your probably gonna die.. quicky.”
    🙏💀

  • @Jr_Games670
    @Jr_Games670 3 месяца назад

    nah the croc was like "Yeah, I identify as a snake"

  • @madisonulrich7489
    @madisonulrich7489 4 месяца назад +1

    All I'm thinking is why is one of the most venomous snakes just freely browsing your room 😳

  • @Bob-oe2eq
    @Bob-oe2eq 3 месяца назад

    That one guy “I’m in the Florida Everglades and I’m hunting for a 20 foot Burmese python” like that man is a literal beast 😂😂

  • @memeznfishing9916
    @memeznfishing9916 2 месяца назад

    Boomslang always wanting the smoke😂

  • @Shannon-vv6rr
    @Shannon-vv6rr 26 дней назад

    Fun fact, Mantis Shrimps have the hardest hit on the planet whilst Alligators have the largest bite. Mantis Shrimps are called finger splitters for a reason 😲

  • @big-muff-pi6723
    @big-muff-pi6723 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for clarifying they can "literally" blind me as otherwise I'd have thought they might metaphorically blind me.

  • @TheRealTerraBlade
    @TheRealTerraBlade 3 месяца назад

    That one of the snakes really said I'll turn you into Stevie Wonder

  • @diam0ndh34rt
    @diam0ndh34rt 21 день назад

    The last one is the deadliest of them all 💀

  • @drewskiwest5284
    @drewskiwest5284 4 месяца назад

    this is also the 3rd or 4th video i've watched of yours and i randomly came across your shorts last night somehow. and first video was of you getting your hands on that $3500 chinese snake that has no anti-venom.
    while i have no problem with snakes and find them beautiful like the bright blue ones you have and that chinese green one. and the dragon-looking ones with those pointy looking scales on their heads that look very similar to bearded dragon horn/scales are also cool looking.
    problem is, i do NOT like the fact cobras are one of my favorites since childhood (my gma worked as a librarian for most of her life and when i was a kid they had some rare animal people come through town and show us amazingly rare species but this was early 90s so... a lot of the venomous snakes were sadly defanged. but at least we got to hold them which created amazing memories before growing up and learning how tragic their lives are)
    we got to hold a 20ft anaconda
    and my favorite was the rare albino king cobra that was about 8-10ft long

  • @Tundraviper41
    @Tundraviper41 Месяц назад

    Fun fact: when a snake has its forked tounge out for long periods of time in an agitated state, that is them collecting as much scent information it can get, it will use that info to help judge the distance between you and them, or basically it tells them how far they will need to strike.

  • @Nightstormshadow1
    @Nightstormshadow1 3 месяца назад

    "They make you bleed from your eyes" oh... lovely

  • @JVCK_walk_to_Minecraft
    @JVCK_walk_to_Minecraft 3 месяца назад

    Bro said "and my girlfriend straight up and terrify" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @saulvriones2729
    @saulvriones2729 Месяц назад

    The boomslang committing war crimes-100% chance

  • @Meggimagine
    @Meggimagine 3 месяца назад

    The first one cracked me up sooo much 😂😂😂

  • @HeaviestClaw
    @HeaviestClaw 4 месяца назад +2

    Can we get more Orange cat in Lizard Disguise content

  • @MinosCereal-tk3he
    @MinosCereal-tk3he 23 дня назад

    Lil man if he doesn’t get his calcium: “I am now become death the destroyer of worlds” and proceeds to summon phoenix A to obliterate this universe

  • @snOw_bvnny
    @snOw_bvnny 4 месяца назад +5

    Not the Krait out of its house 😮

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 4 месяца назад +1

    That last one will fold your entire body 9 times.