These snakes literally want me dead.

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  • @Cc_RiddleAfton
    @Cc_RiddleAfton Месяц назад +1651

    "Reptiles you don't want to piss off"
    *Snake: hits head on glass*

    • @chinchilla505
      @chinchilla505 Месяц назад +57

      The more you watch it, the funnier it gets. It's so dramatic when it bounces off

    • @Cc_RiddleAfton
      @Cc_RiddleAfton Месяц назад +12

      @@chinchilla505 I agree 😂

    • @espenbuhaugsveinungsen
      @espenbuhaugsveinungsen Месяц назад +22

      It used its one brain cel for pure anger no other thoughts

    • @lilytrickovic6369
      @lilytrickovic6369 22 дня назад +3

      Lol I love the first one lol ❤❤

    • @dark-over8759
      @dark-over8759 7 дней назад +1

      It s not a snake,it just don t have legs i forgot the name but in french it s "serpent de verre" if you translate it s snake of glass

  • @B_4035mn
    @B_4035mn 2 месяца назад +1181

    "I finish quick."
    "Milk me."

    • @CastleValentine
      @CastleValentine 2 месяца назад +33

      Ayo? 😂

    • @victoriasalcido2099
      @victoriasalcido2099 Месяц назад +11

      😂

    • @GregoryGarci
      @GregoryGarci Месяц назад +5

      😆

    • @alainadingee2322
      @alainadingee2322 20 дней назад +3

      They are talking about venom milking-
      If you don't know what that is, it's basically getting a venomous snake to bite a jar and inject venom.
      I think they "milk" snakes to use their gathered venom make anti venom.
      There are videos of this, you can search it up.

    • @JosephRowe-tb3hk
      @JosephRowe-tb3hk 18 дней назад +4

      They know, it was a joke though

  • @Saiko_Drums
    @Saiko_Drums 2 месяца назад +2016

    The boomslang catapulting into the glass will never not be funny to me

    • @caffeinedelusions
      @caffeinedelusions 2 месяца назад +154

      The Boomslang Bonk is definitely a channel signature.

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 2 месяца назад +72

      @@Saiko_Drums it’ll always be funny until there is no glass or phone screen separating us.

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 месяца назад +35

      @@r.m.5419 it’s still funny, just less “lol” and more “ha ha Iam in danger and I forgot to feed my pets” type of “funny”

    • @Ah__ah__ah__ah.
      @Ah__ah__ah__ah. 2 месяца назад +12

      He looks like Vhaagar from hod

    • @YoungMrBlue
      @YoungMrBlue Месяц назад +2

      It made me jump the first time

  • @jrizzy226
    @jrizzy226 2 месяца назад +2464

    Bruh lady is #1,most def no anti-venom😂😂😂

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 2 месяца назад +81

      @@jrizzy226 that little dance with the blank stare at the end was a tell tale sign of high toxicity. 😂

    • @theworstspeedrunner
      @theworstspeedrunner Месяц назад +22

      haha im a danger

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 24 дня назад

      Yes!!

  • @antisystemicparadise1202
    @antisystemicparadise1202 2 месяца назад +716

    If that boomslang had wings it would be a venomous bird.

  • @seadav0183
    @seadav0183 Месяц назад +253

    Its amusing how the boomslang eternally chooses violence

  • @eveliinaniilivuo7329
    @eveliinaniilivuo7329 Месяц назад +120

    ''And my gf is straight up terrifying!''😂😂♥️

  • @youngprince9033
    @youngprince9033 2 месяца назад +627

    Lil man bullys the ecosystem

  • @JungleBunRabby
    @JungleBunRabby 2 месяца назад +1107

    I love all of your snake “quotes” that pop up in passing 😂

    • @larissalind2872
      @larissalind2872 2 месяца назад +10

      Me too those are my favorite. 🤣

    • @r.m.5419
      @r.m.5419 2 месяца назад +10

      “They’re gonna call you Stevie Wonder” 😂

    • @jasperdrawings
      @jasperdrawings 2 месяца назад +5

      “I finish quick” bro I can’t😂

    • @garg4531
      @garg4531 Месяц назад +2

      "Gimme your fingers"

  • @purplemister5974
    @purplemister5974 2 месяца назад +270

    "I'm mad."
    *thonk*

  • @robertdaniels-lane7321
    @robertdaniels-lane7321 2 месяца назад +769

    You don’t own Lil man. Lil man owns YOU 🤣

    • @righteous1z
      @righteous1z 2 месяца назад +17

      What kind of reptile is Lil man?

    • @justincarroll1836
      @justincarroll1836 Месяц назад +6

      I was wondering the same thing ​@@righteous1z

    • @Littlekirkster
      @Littlekirkster Месяц назад +9

      @@righteous1z hes a collared lizard

    • @zxranixx
      @zxranixx Месяц назад +1

      eastern collared lizard

    • @zxranixx
      @zxranixx Месяц назад

      eastern collared lizard

  • @Cplayz08
    @Cplayz08 2 месяца назад +52

    Having the red headed krait with no anti-venom free roaming is chaotic evil

  • @R32_guy
    @R32_guy 2 месяца назад +67

    You know it's bad when us Aussies name something with the word death in it 😂

  • @samievans4937
    @samievans4937 2 месяца назад +308

    How’d you get that close to a girlfriend and not perish??

    • @len2489
      @len2489 2 месяца назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @KxNOxUTA
      @KxNOxUTA Месяц назад

      ​@@len2489 He did his mating dance right. Who raised you? Why didn't you know that, poor thing?!

  • @fieryphoenix84
    @fieryphoenix84 2 месяца назад +173

    Gaboon "Gimme Those Fingers" Viper is wild 😂💀

  • @TheLastHylianTitan
    @TheLastHylianTitan Месяц назад +25

    Look at how done the crocodile looks. Look at that pose. That man and or woman has zero effs to give. They just wanna starfish and chill out until their next feeding time. Respect.

  • @deathrooster14
    @deathrooster14 2 месяца назад +86

    Kraity Perry would never! She's a sweetie.

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 2 месяца назад +17

    Your boomslang just has no chill whatsoever.

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 Месяц назад +15

    I like how the primary indicator that Death Adders are dangerous isn’t them literally having Death in the name, it’s the fact they’re Australian snakes lmao

    • @eveliinaniilivuo7329
      @eveliinaniilivuo7329 Месяц назад

      @@netherdominater9960 yes, but if aussies name something ''death'' it must be bad, cause the whole Australia tries to kill people!!

  • @lovellmills7959
    @lovellmills7959 2 месяца назад +106

    *"Tell them Slang sent you"* ☠

  • @newjeans1280
    @newjeans1280 2 месяца назад +68

    Bro got taken out before he even had the chance to finish his sentence

  • @sarabyrd3374
    @sarabyrd3374 Месяц назад +8

    “your gonna die, quickly” as the snake is just chillin on the floor 🤣

  • @staticspyder201
    @staticspyder201 Месяц назад +5

    That first snake launching into the glass had me dying and lil man had me dead

  • @jerrodlo4449
    @jerrodlo4449 2 месяца назад +14

    I was terrified when a Black Racer struck at me. This dude right here, man. Wicked collection. Stay safe man, you got some freaks of nature in there.

  • @blakejames61
    @blakejames61 2 месяца назад +83

    Milk you yeah right I already got tricked by a "cow boy" today I'm not getting tricked by a "snake boy" 😑

    • @pianovii3350
      @pianovii3350 2 месяца назад +6

      You... you got *what*?

    • @blakejames61
      @blakejames61 2 месяца назад +6

      @@pianovii3350 i don't wanna talk about it he said I had to use my mouth too 😭

    • @0-goob-0
      @0-goob-0 Месяц назад +3

      @@blakejames61💀

  • @Mater_Lachrymarum
    @Mater_Lachrymarum 2 месяца назад +42

    I call Lil Man and your girlfriend for my team! Red-headed krait can come, too!

    • @paulfeasal6024
      @paulfeasal6024 2 месяца назад +1

      I don't go with the traditional Inland Tipan as the most Deadliest snake on earth. Like I wouldn't list the Saltwater Crocodile as the most Deadliest Crocodile. The most Deadliest Crocodile species is the Nile Crocodile. Why because they kill way more people per year by a massive landslide compared to a couple people the Salties get. My Deadliest snake is the Saw Scaled Viper. Mainly because of the damage it has done in Africa. Then it's in the top 4 Asia's Deadliest which within 4 species kill 50 thousand people a year. Which you got the Common Krait and Indian Cobra representing the Elapids. Then the Saw Scaled Viper and Russell's Vipers representing the Vipers. The Common Tipan kills more people then the Fearce Snake. I would list the two species of Brown snake and Tiger snakes over the Tipans. I will say the Inland Tipan had the most lethal venom though if we are going by the LD50.

  • @andrew-martinez
    @andrew-martinez 2 месяца назад +18

    Steve kills with kindness 🤗

  • @johnnystorm5543
    @johnnystorm5543 2 месяца назад +215

    Are we just overlooking the fact that he included his girlfriend on a list of reptiles--not animals but reptiles?
    Bro, this is how rumors of lizard people get started ....

    • @C.L.Hinton
      @C.L.Hinton 2 месяца назад +27

      Cold blooded!

    • @WinterToa
      @WinterToa 2 месяца назад +6

      @@C.L.Hinton I was thinking this exact line too!! xD

    • @stephennelson4954
      @stephennelson4954 2 месяца назад +7

      Guy played Mass Effect for sure. He’s on his Liara arc rn.

    • @mig2five
      @mig2five 2 месяца назад +2

      Johnny it's mammal btw

    • @Casper-Ghost
      @Casper-Ghost 2 месяца назад +5

      What do you mean rumors? Its common knowledge his girlfriend is a lizard queen.

  • @krowwithakay
    @krowwithakay 2 месяца назад +31

    Boomslang always gets me 😂

  • @margret632
    @margret632 Месяц назад +2

    'Boomslang' pronounced wrong is always hilarious😂😂

  • @AndyDoodle
    @AndyDoodle 2 месяца назад +31

    Your Inland taipan is still patiently waiting for his interview in the top deadliest danger noodles you own

  • @altaccaltacc7652
    @altaccaltacc7652 2 месяца назад +1

    Kraits in particular are terrifying. They may not get the most attention. But it has an extremely potent neurotoxic venom. Even rivaling the black mamba.

  • @sylviemiya2525
    @sylviemiya2525 2 месяца назад +48

    Lil man is the last person for you to ever mess with, Your girlfriend is the queen of all aggresion.

  • @rodolfoescobedo7396
    @rodolfoescobedo7396 Месяц назад +5

    They just need a hug 🐍❤

  • @BInman85
    @BInman85 2 месяца назад +38

    Help the last one

  • @milkway7298
    @milkway7298 26 дней назад +1

    lil man is the most dangerous out of all im shaking in fear just by thinking about his power and the cruel things he’s capable of doing

  • @BafflingHero
    @BafflingHero Месяц назад +3

    I knew that first snake was going to strick at the glass but it still made me flinch

  • @andy_y98
    @andy_y98 17 дней назад +1

    Careful, I don't think that last creature at the end has Anti-Venom ☠️👀🖤

  • @glacousxx
    @glacousxx Месяц назад +1

    Wow that predator gf at the end was the most terrifying almost jumped off the sofa.

  • @IneffableMasquerade
    @IneffableMasquerade Месяц назад +2

    That is an EXTREMELY happy crocodile. Very clear sign this guy takes good carebof his animals!

  • @Ayaan_Syed
    @Ayaan_Syed 27 дней назад

    “From Australia so you already know its gonna mess you up” is so real and funny 😂

  • @Sliky668
    @Sliky668 2 месяца назад +2

    The snake at the start literally jumpscared me lol 😭

  • @dcd3lt4
    @dcd3lt4 21 день назад

    I'll trust Lil'Man with my savings. Seems like a highly competent fellow.

  • @thegadflygang5381
    @thegadflygang5381 17 дней назад

    "These are the repitles you dont want to piss off"
    First three are more relaxed and chill than a sleeping puppy
    They must like you

  • @phoenixliv
    @phoenixliv 2 месяца назад +4

    Never mess w/ Lil Man & The Woman

  • @ms.tiadaniel8415
    @ms.tiadaniel8415 2 месяца назад +6

    Holy crap you have a gator!? 😮 Do a video on him! 😊

  • @luckygames8049
    @luckygames8049 15 дней назад

    The boomslang and the girlfriend never gets old lol

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 Месяц назад

    Crocodilians stole the most powerful bite in the animal kingdom from Tyrannosaurus after it went extinct.

  • @annoyingperson_.0
    @annoyingperson_.0 Месяц назад +1

    “your probably gonna die.. quicky.”
    🙏💀

  • @RegulusFlaminius
    @RegulusFlaminius 2 месяца назад

    "Momma. I think I have a monster under my bed" is less scary then "Momma, I think I have a reptile under my bed"

  • @madisonulrich7489
    @madisonulrich7489 2 месяца назад +1

    All I'm thinking is why is one of the most venomous snakes just freely browsing your room 😳

  • @KxNOxUTA
    @KxNOxUTA Месяц назад +1

    Good, you got the ranking right. NEVER mess with a female partner. NEVER!

  • @MyfaithforQiqi
    @MyfaithforQiqi Месяц назад

    *"MiLk Me" 💀😭*
    *"GiMmE tHoSe FiNgErS"💀😭*
    Nahhhhh💀

  • @Krebssssssss
    @Krebssssssss Месяц назад

    Everyone knows the venom from a spiteful and angry girlfriend is by far the most painful and terrifying in existence.

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 месяца назад +4

    Bro that snake had a double chin

  • @linseykhan7302
    @linseykhan7302 2 месяца назад

    Gaboon vipers are so beautiful!

  • @samgoya7559
    @samgoya7559 Месяц назад

    Love the captions very cute

  • @basitalam4893
    @basitalam4893 14 дней назад

    Reptiles you don't want to piss off
    The lamp - my girlfriend 😂

  • @lisetta4176
    @lisetta4176 Месяц назад

    "You are probably gonna die...quickly."
    Proceeds to let the snake explore the room

  • @deta_detach
    @deta_detach Месяц назад

    "And my girlfriend is straight up terrify-"
    RIP, man is finished before he can utter the complete word

  • @PotatoInMyAssssss
    @PotatoInMyAssssss 20 дней назад

    That orange blue snake looks like a Nerf dart.

  • @salvatorecorleone1008
    @salvatorecorleone1008 Месяц назад +1

    That last one is scary! 😂

  • @HarleyYOUNG-w7s
    @HarleyYOUNG-w7s 14 дней назад

    “Little man if the destroyer or worlds” “and my girlfriend if just straight up terrifying”

  • @Tundraviper41
    @Tundraviper41 3 дня назад

    Fun fact: when a snake has its forked tounge out for long periods of time in an agitated state, that is them collecting as much scent information it can get, it will use that info to help judge the distance between you and them, or basically it tells them how far they will need to strike.

  • @4kjay267
    @4kjay267 Месяц назад

    Lil man is the reason snakes don’t have legs

  • @foxalpha09
    @foxalpha09 2 месяца назад +2

    By now the Boomslang has brain damage.

  • @maddilong135
    @maddilong135 2 месяца назад

    I wonder how many brain cells the boom slang has left after crashing into the wall so many times.

  • @jmtimmons
    @jmtimmons 2 месяца назад

    I love Lil Man.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I love your videos as well.😊😊😊😊😊

  • @ayabie819
    @ayabie819 2 месяца назад +1

    "Milk me" 😳😳😳

  • @blakena4907
    @blakena4907 2 месяца назад

    Never mess with a tactical heat-seeking noodle.

  • @squidonyvidmations1801
    @squidonyvidmations1801 2 месяца назад +4

    I heard Death Adder and my first thought was Golden Axe.

  • @JVCK_walk_to_Minecraft
    @JVCK_walk_to_Minecraft Месяц назад

    Bro said "and my girlfriend straight up and terrify" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @snOw_bvnny
    @snOw_bvnny 2 месяца назад +5

    Not the Krait out of its house 😮

  • @TxzwP
    @TxzwP Месяц назад

    I GOT JUMPSCARED WHEN THE SNAKE HIT THE GLASS 💀

  • @RobertSmith-le8wp
    @RobertSmith-le8wp Месяц назад +1

    If you want to get an idea what a Gaboon Viper bite would be like there’s a video of a South African man who was handling a Puff Adder that was in his back yard. The video documents the process from the time he was bitten until recovery. It was very very bad. If anything the Gaboon would probably be even worse

  • @bellvadearbird
    @bellvadearbird 2 месяца назад +3

    Does the boomslang ever hurt himself hitting the glass? Like is he at risk of a snake concussion?

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 2 месяца назад

      I've seen injuries on noses with animals that hit the glass obsessively, but never heard of concussion. doesn't mean it's never happened, but I don't think it's common

  • @Lynchfan88
    @Lynchfan88 2 месяца назад

    Your comments & captions are excellent, lol.

  • @sibahleziqubu4509
    @sibahleziqubu4509 2 месяца назад

    Love how this dude has a lisp to compliment his snakes😂😂😂

  • @ZangarTheThird
    @ZangarTheThird 2 месяца назад

    Dude, this whole time I didnt bother to look it up and thought you were joking about Boomslang because it looked goofy as fuck. Now that I actually looked it up, I am actually terrified and amazed.

  • @Nightstormshadow1
    @Nightstormshadow1 Месяц назад

    "They make you bleed from your eyes" oh... lovely

  • @jalvarez5335
    @jalvarez5335 Месяц назад

    The last one definitely is the most dangerous

  • @MichelleOlivarria
    @MichelleOlivarria Месяц назад +1

    Bro almost killed itself 😢

  • @big-muff-pi6723
    @big-muff-pi6723 2 месяца назад

    Thanks for clarifying they can "literally" blind me as otherwise I'd have thought they might metaphorically blind me.

  • @scribblersvale4830
    @scribblersvale4830 Месяц назад

    Lil'man is by far the most dangerous one on this list

  • @Devin-js7nu
    @Devin-js7nu 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro really forgot there was something blocking him from striking 😂

  • @Genny207
    @Genny207 21 день назад

    2 seconds into this, I was just thinking, “lil’ man going to top this list.” Didn’t expect him to be out done by the reptile know as your “girlfriend”

  • @koshthe1701d
    @koshthe1701d 2 месяца назад

    "Strongest bite in the animal kingdom" An orca would like a word with your croc.

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma 2 месяца назад +1

    Boomslang jumpscare

  • @TattooedPink
    @TattooedPink 2 месяца назад

    The Mangshan viper is beautiful 😮 I hadn't seen one before!

  • @towguyshane8558
    @towguyshane8558 2 месяца назад +1

    Im drawing a blank on what kind of lizard/dragon lil man is... all i know is, he's gorgeous

  • @crystalshard1925
    @crystalshard1925 Месяц назад

    I actually got startled with the snake in the intro! 😂

  • @lupenngrimpaw936
    @lupenngrimpaw936 Месяц назад

    As a florida-man, crocs' terth show when their mouth is closed up and down and the snout is long. Gators show typically only downward facing teeth and have a shorter, thicker snout.
    Avoid the crocs they aggresive. Gators are typically chill. Just give them their space.

  • @jaygupta3159
    @jaygupta3159 20 дней назад

    Boomslang: I will end you.
    B O N K (concussion noises)

  • @Authorrlee
    @Authorrlee 2 месяца назад

    No one gonna talk that he just has a croc chilling in his home? Okay. Just checking.

  • @benabernathy9272
    @benabernathy9272 2 месяца назад +6

    Is Kraity Perry getting better?

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 2 месяца назад +1

    That last one will fold your entire body 9 times.

  • @memeznfishing9916
    @memeznfishing9916 27 дней назад

    Boomslang always wanting the smoke😂

  • @leruetheday377
    @leruetheday377 Месяц назад

    Crocs and gators are usually chill. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone

  • @ItsLuna-lol
    @ItsLuna-lol Месяц назад

    “And my girlfriend is the most terrifying” quickly ends the video not to be caught by her

  • @jerrybarnabas7708
    @jerrybarnabas7708 2 месяца назад

    Lil man killed it with that pose during the commentary😂