MATT WATSON COMES CLEAN - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 18

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @notahooman3598
    @notahooman3598 3 года назад +3921

    The fact that slimecicle was on the swim team explains the old question of why he's such a nerdy looking guy but is also somehow buff.

    • @astranger_01
      @astranger_01 3 года назад +385

      And also why his natural form is liquid

    • @hydr0codon333
      @hydr0codon333 3 года назад +49

      hes not buff hes just lean lol

    • @hydr0codon333
      @hydr0codon333 3 года назад +58

      @@scrimmyjim2 you dont know what the difference between being buff and being lean is

    • @webzter2661
      @webzter2661 3 года назад +96

      Charlie is somehow lanky and buff at the same time.

    • @drgrandrayy1038
      @drgrandrayy1038 3 года назад +19

      He’s slim buff

  • @Mr_Dragon_404
    @Mr_Dragon_404 3 года назад +3987

    Charlie has the dark closet, Schlatt has the glowing pope, and ted has the ominous red doorway, I like to think that they're all connected

    • @Whitest_Of_Bones
      @Whitest_Of_Bones 3 года назад +117

      The pope is the only one to make it through the doorway

    • @berrygirl8416
      @berrygirl8416 3 года назад +49

      I just imagine ted being the red ominous door to the dark closet charlie is and schlatt is in that dark closet as the glowing pope 😂

    • @slamduncan6685
      @slamduncan6685 3 года назад +26

      @@berrygirl8416 haha that didn’t make sense

    • @randomplaceinruralamerica9618
      @randomplaceinruralamerica9618 3 года назад +8

      The pope travels through the closet and the doorway

    • @ethanm8756
      @ethanm8756 3 года назад +8

      The ominous red doorway leads to the dark closet, it’s their way of transportation to one another

  • @quickstrr
    @quickstrr 3 года назад +2234

    I'm slightly disappointed that Schlatt didn't ask Matt the golden question.

    • @NA-jn8oy
      @NA-jn8oy 3 года назад +415

      Unlimited bacon no games or unlimited games no games

    • @bigboyhuandisimo6224
      @bigboyhuandisimo6224 3 года назад +212

      @@NA-jn8oy unlimited bacon but no games or games unlimited games and no games

    • @coolbird3367
      @coolbird3367 3 года назад +63

      i think he asked it on the sleep deprived podcast matt was on

    • @komewome
      @komewome 3 года назад +23

      He was just sparing Charlie

    • @wowiearting3947
      @wowiearting3947 3 года назад +1

      what are yall talking abt

  • @Tara-hx4td
    @Tara-hx4td 3 года назад +2051

    “My head is shaped like a boat” -Charlie alerting all artists holding their pens and pencils ready to destroy Charlie’s self confidence and worth

    • @unlimitedpower99
      @unlimitedpower99 3 года назад +85

      Headcannon: The slime is like a liquid, or has liquid properties, but voluntarily forms itself. So he can ABSOLUTELY turn his head into a boat.

    • @Tara-hx4td
      @Tara-hx4td 3 года назад +54

      @@unlimitedpower99 he’s like a transformer his head folds out into a boat and his body turns to slime which carries the boat

    • @Wynnlysm
      @Wynnlysm 3 года назад +2

      *their sorry

    • @drunkensheep_
      @drunkensheep_ 3 года назад +1

      @@Wynnlysm people need to know

    • @Wynnlysm
      @Wynnlysm 3 года назад +1

      @@drunkensheep_ agreed

  • @Fuzzycryptid
    @Fuzzycryptid 3 года назад +4177

    I feel like one day Schlatt just realized he could cry on command, and he's capitalized off of it every day since. And hey, good for him.

    • @robertdinning2361
      @robertdinning2361 3 года назад +14

      Nah you can tell it’s fake, Carson had a really good fake laugh

    • @Nobody-uk3lz
      @Nobody-uk3lz 3 года назад +169

      @@robertdinning2361 well crying on command usually IS fake..sooo....

    • @Nobody-uk3lz
      @Nobody-uk3lz 3 года назад +7

      @@TeeheeX23 he sounded like he was dying constantly

    • @Nobody-uk3lz
      @Nobody-uk3lz 3 года назад +1

      @@TeeheeX23 it kinda is lmao

    • @cade-o
      @cade-o 3 года назад

      @Liam Keogh I hated it

  • @ChiquitaLoca_22
    @ChiquitaLoca_22 3 года назад +1104

    They just started bullying and making Charlie uncomfortable right off the bat. I also love how Matt just goes with anything they say. He is daddy’s little girl.

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 3 года назад +31

      Matt has like no limit at all and I love it lmao

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 года назад +6

      I feel like that was an opener for him oddly enough.

    • @crimjim2912
      @crimjim2912 2 года назад +10

      I think you mean Schladdy’s little girl

  • @kineticsouppyyyy5057
    @kineticsouppyyyy5057 3 года назад +2388

    Not even five minutes In and schlatt has already called himself daddy

    • @westindonnell
      @westindonnell 3 года назад +40

      And kept it for the last five

    • @x.hellbound.x8385
      @x.hellbound.x8385 3 года назад +24

      Hey man, that’s what you’ve signed up for 😌✌️

    • @joethewolf3750
      @joethewolf3750 3 года назад +15

      That's how you know it's gonna go well.

    • @Duenschissdoktor
      @Duenschissdoktor 3 года назад +1

      who the fuck eats chicken with waffles

    • @gegggggg
      @gegggggg 3 года назад +2

      @@Duenschissdoktor people say it's good

  • @imfuncti0nal290
    @imfuncti0nal290 3 года назад +1013

    its almost funnier when their jokes don't land with each other, because they're just "ok screw you we're gonna move on now"

  • @Apollo_Jpg
    @Apollo_Jpg 3 года назад +217

    schlatt: "what if you just didn't get angry?"
    charlie slimecicle: "thats my secret schlatt, i'm always angry"

  • @SuperMega
    @SuperMega 3 года назад +8636

    Best episode yet you guys! Really awesome. Fantastic. The others were okay but this one is bad ass.

  • @ericalabarre7817
    @ericalabarre7817 3 года назад +907

    Matt Watson was an unexpected gift for this podcast, what a group

    • @ericalabarre7817
      @ericalabarre7817 3 года назад +3

      @ichorus :/ same here!

    • @dejboi
      @dejboi 3 года назад

      Joe

    • @ericalabarre7817
      @ericalabarre7817 3 года назад

      @@dejboi Joe who?

    • @baileypohl198
      @baileypohl198 3 года назад +25

      Yeah they made the tiniest mention of it at the end of that Supermega challenge video and I’ve been waiting, I thought they were just trolling though since it had been a long time before I saw this

    • @elliequinnn
      @elliequinnn 3 года назад +4

      i love Matt Watson since "blonde boys"

  • @mitriroy
    @mitriroy 2 года назад +70

    The "honestly... aunt jemima had it coming" being said so subtle, softly and in between that it took everyone a few seconds to realize at 57:57 was golden

    • @strike4cekitty490
      @strike4cekitty490 5 месяцев назад +2

      It took everyone a full lunar cycle to process that

  • @demon_cicada9965
    @demon_cicada9965 3 года назад +1883

    Things that Slimecicle has eaten on Chuckle Sandwich:
    1. Tomato, eaten like an apple
    2. Broccoli, eaten like a drumstick
    3. Spinach, eaten pretty normally, then rained upon himself
    4. Kale, eaten, once again, like a drumstick
    (Bonus: Schlatt eating pepperoni and Ted eating beef jerky)
    5. 3 different types of bell pepper, eaten like an apple
    6. A whole avocado, cut and eaten pretty much like a hotdog
    7. Very thick baby carrots, eaten whole
    (Bonus: Schlatt eating salami)
    8. More baby carrots, along with an eggplant
    9. Half a purple onion, eaten like a hotdog and a whole cabbage
    10. A whole head of raw cauliflower
    11. A carrot, eaten quite aggressively
    12. Several brussel sprouts
    (Bonus: Schlatt eating a pack of skittles and Charlie's pet guinea pig eating lettuce)
    13. A lettuce leaf and a.. piece of paper?
    14. Celery
    15. Schlatt drank some screwball whiskey

  • @johnbeckman2698
    @johnbeckman2698 3 года назад +472

    I fucking love Matt “definitely a bottom” Watson

  • @bonkson8630
    @bonkson8630 3 года назад +404

    To everyone worried: no new episode last week because of Ted being at a wedding

    • @milesh.2968
      @milesh.2968 3 года назад +24

      Thank you sir

    • @caspardghost204
      @caspardghost204 3 года назад +53

      Thanks for the explanation, but how am I supposed to chuckle without the sandwich?

  • @sammysantos8343
    @sammysantos8343 3 года назад +1278

    So I met Ted today and he broke my legs and then stomped on me while I was crying for help, he just laughed. Ted is truly a great guy 😄💖

    • @bigboyhuandisimo6224
      @bigboyhuandisimo6224 3 года назад +37

      Last time I met him he crippled my whole family than lit our house on fire and stomped my dog into a paste

    • @spoopyjones4870
      @spoopyjones4870 3 года назад +23

      I haven't met him yet but I know he's coming. I can feel the ground shake already.

    • @northpenguins
      @northpenguins 3 года назад +10

      @@spoopyjones4870 wait that's what it was? i thought it was an earthqua

    • @grumplestomp8701
      @grumplestomp8701 3 года назад +16

      Stomped you right down the drain huh?

    • @scottblair8261
      @scottblair8261 3 года назад +8

      @@grumplestomp8701 now they're a grilled pancake

  • @eonova
    @eonova 3 года назад +1214

    Hopping into the first podcast with a musical intro. This now feels like a truly complete sandwich.

  • @papercrownking3457
    @papercrownking3457 3 года назад +81

    Fun fact: depending on where you live the name for the thing where you would normally drink water in schools can vary to water fountain, water fall, drinking fountain, or bubbler(Rhode Island is the only one that calls it a bubbler)

    • @neeohkey
      @neeohkey 3 года назад +6

      my spanish teacher would call it a bubbler ! she would also pronounce "coffee" as "cwah-fee" and "au" as "aw" (so like in the name austin, she'd say it like "aw-stin"). she had no other dialect though so it was super confusing LMFAO

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 3 года назад +8

      wisconsin says bubbler

    • @LaurenTheorist
      @LaurenTheorist 2 года назад

      In Canada water fountain and drinking fountain are both used, but primarily water fountain.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 2 года назад +1

      It's bubbler in australia.

  • @mia-cf6bc
    @mia-cf6bc 3 года назад +494

    “Guillotine of an ass” was my breaking point

  • @xdogbrains1489
    @xdogbrains1489 3 года назад +1387

    i can't explain it but charlie slimecicle gives circle vibes. he matches the energy of a circle. thats the comment.

    • @Silversky1113
      @Silversky1113 3 года назад +47

      Circle and Slime need to colab. They both give off little sibling energy

    • @funny-ee9wx
      @funny-ee9wx 3 года назад +10

      Circles mean positivity

    • @ab_d2429
      @ab_d2429 3 года назад +12

      Such a virgo vibe 💅💅

    • @ellag184
      @ellag184 3 года назад +6

      Triangle

    • @l.a._.pineapple722
      @l.a._.pineapple722 3 года назад +11

      no no, i somehow agree?? lmao

  • @romiio1
    @romiio1 3 года назад +46

    i love how quickly i lost my appetite and how easily i gained it back

  • @Grace-kt3ir
    @Grace-kt3ir 3 года назад +776

    1pm and i get hit with schlatt calling matt "daddy's little girl" it is far too early for this. great podcast to cry + cringe to.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 3 года назад

      Where

    • @andorraronay6150
      @andorraronay6150 3 года назад +28

      i had to leave for a hot minute to recover, then he did it again 😓

    • @Lamiqire
      @Lamiqire 3 года назад +6

      I had wanted to sleep with this in the background... For me it's to late for this

    • @osuplaeyurreallygood
      @osuplaeyurreallygood 3 года назад +2

      where is the cringe

    • @Grace-kt3ir
      @Grace-kt3ir 3 года назад +3

      @@osuplaeyurreallygood the entire podcast let's be honest

  • @JoshKeithsInformationalVideos
    @JoshKeithsInformationalVideos 3 года назад +1365

    I like Schlatt’s input this episode: “Mhh, Yeah, Nah”

    • @andorraronay6150
      @andorraronay6150 3 года назад +162

      “daddy’s little girl”

    • @screamy_
      @screamy_ 3 года назад +61

      *agressive sobbing*

    • @SagemaGrindset1894
      @SagemaGrindset1894 3 года назад +6

      @
      Josh Keith’s Informational Videos This is how Schlatt feels about the current socio economic climate in America

    • @strrygd
      @strrygd 3 года назад +13

      As I read this he said *YOU EVER HEARD OF SCAFISM*

    • @faux4780
      @faux4780 3 года назад +1

      @@joemama-xg4qs mhh

  • @tatehammontree2636
    @tatehammontree2636 3 года назад +22

    51:14 the "large mildly poisonous insect" had me in fucking tears

  • @Seagullbanjo
    @Seagullbanjo 3 года назад +338

    This is actually my favorite episode of the chuckle sandwich podcast because you can watch as the light in Charlie’s eyes slowly but surely dies.

    • @theonlyricky
      @theonlyricky 3 года назад +11

      As he longs for his next meal

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 3 года назад +16

      @@theonlyricky as he yearned for the day the waffle topic to get stomped down the drain

    • @madysenkuestner8904
      @madysenkuestner8904 3 года назад +5

      As he watches the shit go down the drain as they start losing viewers. Lmao

  • @tobp
    @tobp 3 года назад +1325

    well this sure was a sandwich, and I must say I did chuckle

    • @primalaspid21
      @primalaspid21 3 года назад +22

      It was posted literally 9 seconds ago bro

    • @starryu__
      @starryu__ 3 года назад +1

      me too

    • @tobp
      @tobp 3 года назад +10

      @@primalaspid21 yessir, that’s just how funny it was

    • @primalaspid21
      @primalaspid21 3 года назад +1

      Definitely

    • @catinathermostat6416
      @catinathermostat6416 3 года назад +3

      @@primalaspid21 and ive already gone through the 5 stages

  • @josiahmcelhinney1673
    @josiahmcelhinney1673 3 года назад +47

    2:40 Currently brushing my teeth, and Charlie's the only one that gets it. Ya gotta wet it before and after. It's just how it is

  • @Thiccremoch162
    @Thiccremoch162 3 года назад +309

    This is the perfect podcast to listen to while stomping shit down a drain

  • @melaniie_garciia8723
    @melaniie_garciia8723 3 года назад +459

    hey, i think daddy's little girl should NOT be punished. great podcast btw

  • @jpg1061
    @jpg1061 3 года назад +17

    25:42 Matt accidentilly does a perfect impression of Ted

  • @pipipupu256
    @pipipupu256 3 года назад +1172

    love how schlatt just doxxed himself with an "air-sip"

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 3 года назад +115

      Not really since he's in Texas now but now they know where his family is now so technically he doxxed his family

    • @komewome
      @komewome 3 года назад +177

      @@temutemacular he doxxed his spawn point

    • @BUTTERSKY11
      @BUTTERSKY11 3 года назад +79

      @@komewome he is gonna get spawncamped once he dies.

    • @charliekill88
      @charliekill88 3 года назад +26

      Is it mass because I’m from mass and everyone here calls it an airsip he said it’s extremely regional so I wonder if shlatt is from my hometown probably not but maybe but isn’t he from New York?

    • @fat_finger3696
      @fat_finger3696 3 года назад +18

      @@charliekill88 I am from salem mass and we call it air sips here but hes from new york so idk man

  • @Sam_Wolff
    @Sam_Wolff 3 года назад +721

    Charlie's situation with getting angry or irritated and then eventually faint from being hungry sounds very similar to hypoglycemia

    • @studentsofdestruction6915
      @studentsofdestruction6915 3 года назад +38

      I’m pretty sure he does because I have hypoglycemia

    • @samelsewhere
      @samelsewhere 3 года назад +22

      My mum has hypoglycemia and I aboslutely agree. She doesn't get irritated but shes always had to keep a granola in her handbag otherwise she'll basically cease to function the moment she gets hungry.

    • @freakyneurolink
      @freakyneurolink 3 года назад +71

      @@samelsewhere maybe that’s why charlie always carries granola bars in the back pocket of his cargo shorts

    • @aidantanis4478
      @aidantanis4478 3 года назад +26

      @@freakyneurolink WAIT NO THAT ACTUALLY MAKES IT MAKE SENSE

    • @youtubeamiright763
      @youtubeamiright763 3 года назад +6

      Heheh charlie = paul blart

  • @nitrojan8534
    @nitrojan8534 3 года назад +183

    There's no new episode because Schlatt got arrested for speeding.

  • @thomashakes1547
    @thomashakes1547 3 года назад +302

    I actually really appreciated Matt talking about his issues with visual defects, I struggle with a bunch of visual defections to the point of depression and it’s nice to know I’m not alone.

    • @zagzig3734
      @zagzig3734 3 года назад +16

      Yea, plus him talking about his HPPD made me think, because i experience all of them too lol

    • @Ttejo
      @Ttejo 3 года назад +1

      Yes, I also appreciate it 🙌

    • @Kleoath
      @Kleoath 3 года назад +8

      Yeah same, I get frequent migraines and my migraines have visual effects so I have been in weird situations where I thought there was an earthquake because my vision was shaking and I had vertigo. Weird shit dude, always results in hardcore bouts of derealization too so it's not ideal.

    • @germanwarrabbit
      @germanwarrabbit 3 года назад +7

      he made me think about the fact that I have no physical or mental problems

  • @pit6794
    @pit6794 3 года назад +989

    As a person who speaks English as a second language I found the pronunciation part of the episode quite interesting, and a bit reassuring too lol. Now I know not even Americans can agree on how to pronounce their words. English sure is a goofy language

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 3 года назад +56

      There are literally two continents arguing about what certain words mean and what spellings on certain words should be

    • @Candywolf949
      @Candywolf949 3 года назад +34

      bro c'mon americans cant agree on anything. look out our politics

    • @milksyrup8447
      @milksyrup8447 3 года назад +1

      What's your first language?

    • @logancook1419
      @logancook1419 3 года назад +44

      English was formed by beating up a bunch of other languages and taking all their change

    • @letsgoraiding
      @letsgoraiding 3 года назад +2

      @@logancook1419 No it wasn't.

  • @rachl7103
    @rachl7103 3 года назад +7

    that’s so crazy that matt has visual snow too. i’ve had it since i was like 6 and have never done psychedelics, but it’s the same exact thing as he experiences. it’s nice to know other people have that same thing :)

  • @kailed_byhitmen7445
    @kailed_byhitmen7445 3 года назад +180

    It's really wonderful to hear Matt's experience with health issues. I understand that people would want to keep it on the down low, but when influencers talk about their health issues it feels more realistic or relatable than when a celebrity talk about it.

  • @Gamer_Dylan_6
    @Gamer_Dylan_6 3 года назад +118

    Matt is pickles. It has emidietly made the sandwich into a completely different tasting food, as well as leaking juices into the bread. The ingredient it mixes with the worst is the mayo.

    • @oldchannel1165
      @oldchannel1165 3 года назад +13

      Dont forget how it's shape is very similar to something they tended to talk about a lot, and how there are always various levels of toughness.

  • @tdevyt
    @tdevyt 3 года назад +22

    next episode is gonna be great i love charlie critical

  • @eg816
    @eg816 3 года назад +254

    i can’t believe i just got excited after seeing the podcast is out. this is humiliating. i am now a podcast enjoyer.

  • @jackathyT
    @jackathyT 3 года назад +255

    I became an audio listener last week and never felt so loved

    • @spoonspoon6481
      @spoonspoon6481 3 года назад +19

      This is my first time NOT being an audio listener

    • @jackathyT
      @jackathyT 3 года назад +44

      @@spoonspoon6481 YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE YOU GET TO SEE JAMBO MY FRIEND

    • @burgerwater6300
      @burgerwater6300 3 года назад +1

      traitor.

    • @jackathyT
      @jackathyT 3 года назад

      @@burgerwater6300 alright Kylo Ren

    • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
      @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 3 года назад

      @@jackathyT someone who references the sequels and is also now a video listener!? are you trying to not be loved?

  • @iTalkALotDontListen
    @iTalkALotDontListen 3 года назад +10

    56:02 This was the most concerned I have ever seen Schlatts face.

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 3 года назад +732

    I thought I could escape him.. After the sleep deprived podcast I thought I could escape...
    No one can escape Matt Watson.

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 3 года назад +32

      MATT WATSON EVERYBODY! 🙌🙌🙌

    • @shinyfirefly6756
      @shinyfirefly6756 3 года назад +1

      WOOOO MATT WATSON

    • @mark-.-
      @mark-.- 3 года назад +1

      when can we have trucker jim on both podcasts

    • @emersenwithane5921
      @emersenwithane5921 3 года назад

      @SpambbSalt tee hee hee a new podcast u say

    • @Stella-mu4mg
      @Stella-mu4mg 3 года назад +2

      s h u t

  • @KatieRelishish
    @KatieRelishish 3 года назад +76

    Thank you for not letting this podcast die 2 episodes in. I actually look forward to watching these every week after work with my friends

  • @josiahmcelhinney1673
    @josiahmcelhinney1673 3 года назад +7

    10:03 Schlatt's line viscerally slaughtered my lungs in front of their wives and children

  • @JuanWickk
    @JuanWickk 3 года назад +519

    “Air sip”
    -Everyone in Nassau County, Elmont, New York

    • @crayzmosher
      @crayzmosher 3 года назад +48

      “air drink”
      -Everyone In pierce county, Washington state

    • @bone3756
      @bone3756 3 года назад +5

      @@crayzmosher pierce county and I’ve heard air sip and air drink

    • @nikitabusher7407
      @nikitabusher7407 3 года назад +7

      Air sip
      Im in brooklyn nyc bay ridge

    • @iamthedowd
      @iamthedowd 3 года назад +13

      I’m from north Jersey and everyone says air sip

    • @joey4608
      @joey4608 3 года назад +3

      @@crayzmosher yo king county too

  • @Char0206
    @Char0206 3 года назад +168

    You can tell how powerful a youtuber/streamer is by the amount of doors behind them. That’s why Schlatt is the most powerful man on the platform. 3 doors? That’s insane.

    • @beniboy2274
      @beniboy2274 3 года назад +1

      couldn't agree more

    • @gaguna6433
      @gaguna6433 3 года назад +19

      The doors are portals to dimensions Schlatt had colonized, scammed, dominated, destroyed, blown up, play around with Jambo, burned into ashes

    • @ulexx6574
      @ulexx6574 3 года назад +4

      @@gaguna6433 with the pope looking over the exits, monitoring everybody that comes in and out

  • @lordavy7469
    @lordavy7469 Год назад +1

    This has to not even just be my favorite Sammy episode but one of my favorite podcast episodes in general, I must have listened to this like 5-6 times by now over the course of about a year

  • @yackooncracko3518
    @yackooncracko3518 3 года назад +384

    daddy’s little girl is a bit of a waffle stomper

    • @washingmachine569
      @washingmachine569 3 года назад +45

      That sentence made me want to claw my eyes off and jump out a window, 10/10

    • @tarnished7501
      @tarnished7501 3 года назад +12

      You cant keep getting away with this

    • @harrystyles705
      @harrystyles705 3 года назад +9

      That's it, this is the only comment that matters, everybody go home, we're done here

    • @zanybandyt7774
      @zanybandyt7774 3 года назад +2

      Daddies little girl is a bit of a shit beater

  • @marblesky9252
    @marblesky9252 3 года назад +205

    Matt: Ted, are you downplaying my mental struggle?
    Ted (through gritted teeth): no...

  • @ace_c99
    @ace_c99 3 года назад +5

    When Matt explained the sort of static he sees with HPPD, it sounds a lot like what I see when I get migraines. They're like these shapeless blobs of triangular tv static I simply cannot see through

  • @hartley2061
    @hartley2061 3 года назад +565

    “I hope nobody’s listening while they’re eating right now”
    me: eating and disgusted

    • @sadisticebolabird2511
      @sadisticebolabird2511 3 года назад +11

      I choked on my strawberry pineapple mix popsicle just as he said that, actually.

    • @eg816
      @eg816 3 года назад +7

      i was eating an egg-bacon sandwich my dad made me (i hate eggs but my dad made it for me, so ofc im gonna eat it). i hate eggs even more now.

    • @alaina7485
      @alaina7485 3 года назад +5

      I had to pause while eating my eggo waffles

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 3 года назад +3

      I was eating a Stack from Moe’s as that part came up

    • @verklemptt
      @verklemptt 3 года назад +4

      I was eating pure popcorn seeds, does that count?

  • @crem4tion
    @crem4tion 3 года назад +798

    this easily is the worst episode, really felt like doing dangerous and fatal acts to myself while watching this! great job boys!

    • @sneezyboye7685
      @sneezyboye7685 3 года назад +7

      lmao i agree

    • @GOAK_1
      @GOAK_1 3 года назад +43

      this podcast's making some good progress if you enjoy it that much!

    • @Zack-ds9rs
      @Zack-ds9rs 3 года назад +42

      pfp checks out

    • @sceletun3061
      @sceletun3061 3 года назад +1

      Yay!

    • @MysticalOriginz
      @MysticalOriginz 3 года назад +32

      @@Zack-ds9rs don’t shame her mate she’s just _hanging_ out

  • @offbrandcheetos4821
    @offbrandcheetos4821 3 года назад +21

    after the one hour mark Ted looked viciously sweaty

  • @isabellacheeseman1600
    @isabellacheeseman1600 3 года назад +331

    Just listened to the Sleep Deprived Podcast where they talked about semen for some reason. Now listening to the Chuckle Sandwich where they have decided to talk extensively on shit. I’m living for this chaos that Matt is bringing

    • @ofresco2
      @ofresco2 3 года назад +8

      they also talked about trucker jim

    • @anni5111
      @anni5111 3 года назад +2

      Is that on spotify?

    • @isabellacheeseman1600
      @isabellacheeseman1600 3 года назад +2

      @@anni5111 yes, but it’s on RUclips as well

    • @abaddonarts1129
      @abaddonarts1129 3 года назад +7

      You should also take a look at Markiplier's 'Distractibles' podcast where they've primarily discussed growing organs and affecting body odor, but in a very scientific way. It would perfect that group of episodes.

    • @dcathr
      @dcathr 3 года назад +1

      Check out the Goons, its a mix of all of that

  • @waddledeepaddy24
    @waddledeepaddy24 3 года назад +71

    0:52 after all this time, we finally get to see charlie, slimecicle, and slmccl in the same room

  • @normalguycraig
    @normalguycraig 3 года назад +11

    To explain Ted's "experience" thing, its because he replaces the x with a t often. So he'll say it like "etsperience"

  • @mauvedragontiddies9244
    @mauvedragontiddies9244 3 года назад +50

    Man, Matt's climbing up the ranks.
    After EpicSMP, I was hoping there would be more collabs between these groups.

  • @hyxng6829
    @hyxng6829 3 года назад +235

    i love how charlie starts to look absolutely disheveled every time the others talk about gross stuff

  • @homelessman1453
    @homelessman1453 3 года назад +26

    Matt Watson is the second funniest guy of all time, maybe one day they'll be able to afford Ryan Magee!

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 3 года назад +121

    Why did i expect schlatt to call a waterfall a "no homo"

  • @waterdeepbones5996
    @waterdeepbones5996 3 года назад +145

    This is the perfect podcast to be daddy's little girl.

  • @shannon99
    @shannon99 Год назад +2

    I love how Ted keeps checking in with Matt to make sure he's cool with talking about somethin on the podcast. Big dad/brother energy☺☺🥰

  • @candykane7980
    @candykane7980 3 года назад +71

    schlatt should have worn glasses this episode to fit in

  • @singto_9507
    @singto_9507 3 года назад +96

    "i'm a rhombus matt" im fucking dying

  • @vipture.
    @vipture. 3 года назад +1

    It was really nice hearing Matt talk about HPPD. His experience isn't quite the same as mine, but this is the first time I've ever heard it brought up outside of an academic talk, and it helps knowing other people are dealing with this too. Thanks for sharing man

  • @noriaki_kakyoin3314
    @noriaki_kakyoin3314 3 года назад +181

    Ironically, Matt talks about sleep deprivation on Chuckle Sandwich and cracks jokes on Sleep Deprived

  • @ssssssssssssageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @ssssssssssssageeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +144

    for anyone who didn't see on their twitter, theres no episode this week bc ted's at a wedding, but new guest next week

  • @petershield12
    @petershield12 3 года назад +5

    When Ted mentions the roundabout with the big rotary sign by the jail on route 2 in Gartner mass

    • @sammym2021
      @sammym2021 Год назад

      I was thinking it could be the one in Concord MA also on route 2, the prison is direcly next to the rotary. I've since moved from that area but its like one of those wierdly distinct memories from childhood that just sitck.

  • @TheSp0000n
    @TheSp0000n 3 года назад +103

    I was bored and said man there’s no good videos today and almost immediately I saw this and smiled to myself.

    • @spoonspoon6481
      @spoonspoon6481 3 года назад +4

      A fellow spoon

    • @sadisticebolabird2511
      @sadisticebolabird2511 3 года назад +5

      How could one /not/ smile? It's Ted Nivison, you don't have a choice in weather you smile or not. I can vouch, crowbars really hurt.

    • @teokaucher8619
      @teokaucher8619 3 года назад

      @@sadisticebolabird2511 how are your kneecaps?

  • @niallcaley695
    @niallcaley695 3 года назад +73

    @8:50 is probably one of the funniest moments in podcasting history, schlatts laugh just makes it

  • @littlebitoftrolling9583
    @littlebitoftrolling9583 3 года назад +19

    Where is the next episode Ted, shlatt, and Charlie

  • @jacobbartlett331
    @jacobbartlett331 3 года назад +493

    I can’t get over the fact that mat is talking out of the right side of his mouth

    • @biggoofy
      @biggoofy 3 года назад +60

      He is a sonic character

    • @spacekid2077
      @spacekid2077 3 года назад +76

      he’s pretty sure hes got some kinda palsy i think he’s mentioned it on the supermegacast a few times idk if hes ever gotten like a diagnosis

    • @Eli_jah_
      @Eli_jah_ 3 года назад +31

      He had a stroke.

    • @estherjoshua9716
      @estherjoshua9716 3 года назад +7

      I didn’t even notice

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 3 года назад +13

      jawsh does that too

  • @theopolise2077
    @theopolise2077 3 года назад +105

    This podcast is now so balanced rounded and packed with content that it’s a chuckle calzone

  • @maddysharp4513
    @maddysharp4513 3 года назад +5

    schlatt we don’t usually call it an “air sip” (but i’ve definitely heard it before) but we usually call it an air drink, i’m from seattle washington

  • @alestorr6896
    @alestorr6896 3 года назад +424

    why did schlatt grow 10 inches taller

  • @WillProGamer69
    @WillProGamer69 3 года назад +53

    This podcast was literally just every conversation I’ve had when meeting someone new at college

    • @joao-c1l
      @joao-c1l 3 года назад +8

      You call them your little girl?

    • @falsealarm747
      @falsealarm747 3 года назад +3

      you're a leo?

  • @nullcompany2165
    @nullcompany2165 3 года назад +37

    Me an my family pronounce Caramel both ways:
    A CAR-MEL is a hard candy while
    CARA-MEL is liquidy and used as a topping

  • @anap9758
    @anap9758 3 года назад +59

    In central Massachusetts the term "air-sip" is acceptable, but waterfall is more common

    • @joey4608
      @joey4608 3 года назад +1

      ya im all the way up in Washington and ive always called it an air sip

    • @johnkerner2378
      @johnkerner2378 3 года назад +1

      We say fountain in PA

  • @peachyringo
    @peachyringo 3 года назад +33

    so excited matt watson is finally on the podcast! too bad ryan passed away before he could join as well :/

    • @jkam2393
      @jkam2393 3 года назад

      @UCQERwsNprxaTYYzJyGQsK7Q he died a month ago from LMB

  • @jacklyncraywood
    @jacklyncraywood Год назад +18

    This title aged well

    • @samb2744
      @samb2744 9 месяцев назад +2

      They need him back on now fr

  • @greenjuicebox3635
    @greenjuicebox3635 3 года назад +65

    holy shit matt watson doing a double whammy with the chuckle sandwich and the sleep deprived podcast he on the grind

  • @merkz9574
    @merkz9574 3 года назад +29

    please get Matt on more. he’s hilarious

  • @onekingdom1955
    @onekingdom1955 Год назад +2

    Really appreciate charile trying to keep it wholesome

  • @josephhornsey2275
    @josephhornsey2275 3 года назад +49

    It was a little weird when Matt kept saying the other boys where ‘pawns in his little game’ but it was still a great episode!

    • @water3602
      @water3602 3 года назад +7

      He read Tomar's book

    • @josephhornsey2275
      @josephhornsey2275 3 года назад +2

      @@water3602 as long as he stays away from the emeralds, he could be tomar’s little apprentice

    • @josephhornsey2275
      @josephhornsey2275 3 года назад +2

      @Union of Egoists in 1999 I told myself when they start adding pig physics, I’ll stop playing games

  • @funnyskeleton47
    @funnyskeleton47 3 года назад +93

    schlatts whole "marry" bit was hurting to listen to.

  • @THATRANDOMDUDE99999
    @THATRANDOMDUDE99999 3 года назад +43

    When are we getting the Twomad episode. You guys can't delay it forever.

    • @Deadlineontop
      @Deadlineontop 8 месяцев назад

      Not for a good while now lmao

  • @That556
    @That556 3 года назад +66

    Hey at 7:37 when he said “I hope nobody’s eating right now” I then looked at my 3 slices of Costco pizza showed them aside and puked at the atrocities that I just heard

    • @melaniie_garciia8723
      @melaniie_garciia8723 3 года назад +1

      id love some costco pizza rn

    • @mystex4884
      @mystex4884 3 года назад

      In my case it made me even more hungry, I'm glad I was eating soup at that moment

  • @giannadelverde8022
    @giannadelverde8022 3 года назад +91

    two matt watson + schlatt podcasts in one day

  • @randrfishing4887
    @randrfishing4887 3 года назад +1

    This is by far my favorite episode. Didn't know who the guest was and almost skipped it but so glad I didn't. Enjoy your stomping guys!

  • @sadisticebolabird2511
    @sadisticebolabird2511 3 года назад +158

    I'm saving these podcasts in a playlist called "sandmitch". I'm not sure why, but I'm doing it.
    Edit: Mr. Nivison was especially relatable this episode for some reason.
    Edit two, electric boogaloo: I told myself if I finished watching this podcast, something good would happen to me. I just became a mod for my favorite streamer. This podcast is officially good luck.

    • @spoonspoon6481
      @spoonspoon6481 3 года назад +11

      Well Sadistic Ebola Bird, when you collect enough chuckles for your “sandmitch” you can invite us all to a picnic in which we feast upon the delicacy that is this podcast.

    • @sadisticebolabird2511
      @sadisticebolabird2511 3 года назад +8

      @@spoonspoon6481 yes, Spoon Spoon. I do believe this is a particularly joy invoking idea.

    • @spoonspoon6481
      @spoonspoon6481 3 года назад +7

      @@sadisticebolabird2511 Splendid! I hope to see you there, Sadistic Ebola Bird! Or can I just call you Bird?

    • @sadisticebolabird2511
      @sadisticebolabird2511 3 года назад +7

      @@spoonspoon6481 absolutely wondrous! And indeed, you certainly can.

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 3 года назад +1

      Q

  • @zacharyyasinov115
    @zacharyyasinov115 3 года назад +81

    Me and everyone I know around me calls it an “air-sip” and I’m from Long Island, NY. Schlatt isn’t crazy.

    • @Pumpkal
      @Pumpkal 3 года назад +5

      I say that and I'm from fucking Australia, what the hell
      I thought that's what everyone called it

    • @fatesaccomplice4476
      @fatesaccomplice4476 3 года назад +3

      Gotta be a long island thing also from there can confirm

    • @wheatsquare3187
      @wheatsquare3187 3 года назад +1

      Everyone around me also says it and I’m from the middle of Massachusetts

    • @Emma-un6ok
      @Emma-un6ok 3 года назад +2

      i cannot get over the fact that air sip is not a universal term n its just long island lingo

    • @meep7117
      @meep7117 3 года назад

      Everyone I know says it and I'm from Miami legit went crazy when they said waterfall

  • @withloveelli8920
    @withloveelli8920 3 года назад +2

    I just woke up at 6 am because i have school and I have spend the last hour listening to this, dont ask me what they have been talking about but its worth it :)!

  • @AncientAltF4
    @AncientAltF4 3 года назад +399

    The people rules in this podcast:
    Schlatt: joker
    Ted: therapist
    Charlie: innocent akward person
    Matt: the crazy one

  • @lilwelch6000
    @lilwelch6000 3 года назад +139

    Ted: IM GONNA BUY THE JETS
    Charlie: honestly aunt jemima had it coming
    Ted: IM GONNA BUY THE JETS

  • @connorbutton363
    @connorbutton363 3 года назад +1

    The way he described HPPD just sounds like symptoms I have personally for my bad eyesight (around -9.25 diopters), but I have not done any hallucinogens and I remember having floaters and static in my vision since I was a kid

  • @ItsDannyio
    @ItsDannyio 3 года назад +109

    I’ve never even heard of Matt, but he’s my favorite guest so far.

    • @tetsuc4bra577
      @tetsuc4bra577 3 года назад +1

      I've heard his name thrown around here and there but this is my first impression of him.

    • @xXTheAroXx
      @xXTheAroXx 3 года назад +6

      Y’all should check out supermega, one of my favorite channels on this site easily

    • @AyyyGabagool
      @AyyyGabagool 3 года назад +3

      Old editor for Oney who started their own RUclips channel duo a little bit ago

    • @iaminsideyourhome69
      @iaminsideyourhome69 3 года назад +8

      @@AyyyGabagool
      lol i always hear people mention how supermega edited for markiplier and game grumps but this is the first time ive seen someone mention just oney
      i fucking love him btw

  • @lovebug_taffy2263
    @lovebug_taffy2263 3 года назад +63

    10 minutes in and I’ve never seen these boys burst out laughing more in an episode, bring Twat Watson back and perchance Mr Magee

  • @brennanburkhardt
    @brennanburkhardt 3 года назад +2

    Schlatt I’m from Long Island NY and “Air sip” is the only terminology that we use so it’s definitely a NY thing

  • @katherinee.3759
    @katherinee.3759 3 года назад +77

    me listening to charlie talking about his hunger and feeling like he’s going to pass out: charlie hypoglycemic??

    • @sebbychanforever
      @sebbychanforever 3 года назад +14

      I came down to check if someone commented this, it definitely sounds like he may be, especially concerning the breakfast comment. I’m hypoglycemic and I basically HAVE to eat breakfast and eat regularly or I’ll get terrible headaches/get the shakes/feel nauseous/pass out. Though I don’t necessarily feel hungry all the time, so maybe he just has a really high metabolism, or that plus some degree of hypoglycemia