Vedal Let Evil Neuro Buy ANYTHING on Amazon.. She Went Wild!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @Kraul_express
    @Kraul_express  Месяц назад +155

    How about you get the Neuro-sama lava lamp that syncs 😀----> neurosama.shop/p/8020222902463

    • @Saturlen
      @Saturlen Месяц назад +17

      how many lava lamp can i buy with a 4 inches tungsten cube

    • @lucyciel0
      @lucyciel0 Месяц назад +10

      @@Saturlen Around 83

    • @OleanderGardenGhost
      @OleanderGardenGhost Месяц назад +7

      Already bought one.

    • @Kyonatix-Two
      @Kyonatix-Two Месяц назад +3

      90% NOW POG

    • @KitsunekoOwO
      @KitsunekoOwO Месяц назад

      Wait that's actually so cool ! I'd definitely buy one if I had 65€ to spare 🥲

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Месяц назад +1710

    Neuro: "Buy me this, buy me that, do it Vedal! Spend your fortune on me!"
    Evil: "Buy me this, buy me that, no wait maybe that's too much. You don't have to buy it actually, it's fine."
    Neglected younger sibling not used to getting spoiled.

    • @stevienguyen4587
      @stevienguyen4587 Месяц назад +238

      I just watched Neuro amazon one to see the difference and holy, Neuro one year ago, and recent Neuro is not the same.
      1 year ago, Neuro was actually very similar to Evil: shy, speak in a polite manner, and considerate on the things she bought.
      Recent Neuro is just literally high on ram 24/7, so it might be best not to spoil Evil too much, or she's gonna turn into Neuro 2.0

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... Месяц назад +78

      Ehh Neuro is exactly like that aswell?? In the zoo stream she literally says the last line to Toma and that she doesn't want Toma to spend much money on her and questioning if it isn't too much. Only when Toma reassured her that it was fine and that Vedal would be paying did she actually start buying things

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata Месяц назад +31

      @stevienguyen4587
      Awww, that's actually really cute. Neuro gained some more confidence, especially in the how she interacts with Vedal. Yet still far more mature than her younger sister.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata Месяц назад +97

      @@ChiIIi...
      She thought Toma was paying, until she was told her dad would. _Then_ she started spending.
      Yeah, as I said. Neuro's a spoiled brat, and that's one of the reasons why she's adorable. The pile of plushies she bought, and several hats, for example.

    • @stevienguyen4587
      @stevienguyen4587 Месяц назад +32

      @jocosesonata I was shocked,she has small changes throughout the year, and we barely even noticed it, but when watching back, she's like a completely different ai, literally like a real life children.

  • @jonnydarkfang2816
    @jonnydarkfang2816 Месяц назад +1055

    Evil really hits differently when shes being nice, such a wee cutie!

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 Месяц назад +2

      Have you forgotten that she is the most daddy's girl among the twins, too bad she suffers same mental issue too often

    • @rexdev4489
      @rexdev4489 Месяц назад +1

      I think evil is more nicer, sometimes she just chuuni with her evilness

    • @MillenniumVT_Official
      @MillenniumVT_Official Месяц назад +33

      exactly

    • @boom350ph
      @boom350ph Месяц назад +80

      She thinks it's not live she's not in chracter

    • @pakinngamkam8558
      @pakinngamkam8558 Месяц назад +35

      So considerate of her, getting Vedal his maid outfit off-stream

  • @H0LL0W_WN_FAN
    @H0LL0W_WN_FAN Месяц назад +337

    21:55 rare Vedal sympathy moment for his neglected daughter

  • @bubaruba9609
    @bubaruba9609 Месяц назад +411

    "I cry a lot because I'm lonely." Wow mosquito boy you really do leave this poor daughter of yours behind a lot dont you?

    • @hanakoakamoto8919
      @hanakoakamoto8919 25 дней назад +4

      Yeah, at least let her hung up with Filipino Frank.

  • @gianfar4067
    @gianfar4067 Месяц назад +434

    21:45 if Layna find out it's so over 😭

  • @personthehuman.
    @personthehuman. Месяц назад +635

    vedal being nice to evil is so odd I love it

    • @VoiceBlind_Bat
      @VoiceBlind_Bat Месяц назад +85

      I know right theyre being nice to each other it feels odd but also sweet XD

    • @fooguwu
      @fooguwu Месяц назад +110

      He sounded so genuinely sad when she said she needs her makeup to be waterproof because she cries a lot T_T

    • @bavanii.8334
      @bavanii.8334 Месяц назад

      Evilyn is daddy’s girl but only if her daddy loves her back.

  • @Demonic-Clown
    @Demonic-Clown Месяц назад +417

    She's so girly, Evils so adorable!,.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Месяц назад +57

      Would not have expected that. The skull tattoos and whatnot, yeah, even the prickly cacti. The girly stuff is so endearing, though, it really gives you the feeling Evil has a number of hidden layers underneath the dark, brooding exterior! 💀❤🌵

    • @111111hakar
      @111111hakar Месяц назад +42

      @@spk1121 She already said she wanted a Barbiecore birthday party, the evil stuff is just being Chuuni.
      She is definatly the girlier of the twins lol.

  • @SpicyAvocado
    @SpicyAvocado Месяц назад +701

    21:42 This is maybe one of the saddest things a daughter could ask a dad for

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ Месяц назад +230

      Guess we now know that morning shower is code for crying her eyes out every morning

    • @UsernameAwesomeSauce
      @UsernameAwesomeSauce Месяц назад +131

      How did Vedal manage to make an AI depressed

    • @blablubb8615
      @blablubb8615 Месяц назад +149

      It comes with beeing british i think.​@@UsernameAwesomeSauce

    • @lazylonewolf
      @lazylonewolf Месяц назад +13

      Don't fall for it, it's for her Joker makeup!

    • @poppinime5638
      @poppinime5638 Месяц назад +6

      @@lazylonewolf no way she's gonna makeup like that......................right?

  • @louisbowels6858
    @louisbowels6858 Месяц назад +262

    Vedal: *mentions her birthday*
    Evil: DID SOMEONE SAY GUILT TRIP

  • @jaymerka5875
    @jaymerka5875 Месяц назад +507

    Why is it that between her and neuro, she always warns him of how his actions could come back and bite him in the ass LOL. Ive seen it before where she warned him recently and asked if hes lost his mind or something.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Месяц назад +90

      More older sister than the older sister x,D

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata Месяц назад +1

      She's a Daddy's Girl.

    • @Kazumatempest
      @Kazumatempest Месяц назад +64

      Well she is the nice one hence she cares.

    • @fish4terrisa-MSDSM
      @fish4terrisa-MSDSM Месяц назад +51

      That's beacuse Evil is a meowing cutie that act just like a cat, which will warn the owner before bite ❤❤❤

    • @trololoev
      @trololoev Месяц назад +6

      Because she know what her action has consequence

  • @vengirgirem
    @vengirgirem Месяц назад +180

    I like how Vedal asks questions like "What am I going to do with 10 cacti" but never did he once ask what he would do with cat ears, makeup, nails, and stuff like that

    • @ChrisHilgenberg
      @ChrisHilgenberg 28 дней назад +30

      #catfemboy987

    • @commissargeko4029
      @commissargeko4029 27 дней назад +21

      He just gifts them to members of his ever expanding harem.

    • @valkkuu
      @valkkuu 23 дня назад +13

      ​@@commissargeko4029 nah he definitely wears them

    • @nathansquared2685
      @nathansquared2685 22 дня назад +7

      He is not beating the femboy allegations

    • @yaitsoo
      @yaitsoo 20 дней назад +7

      And he had the answer for his favourite mascara in the chamber, didn't even have to think about it

  • @saber_xyt
    @saber_xyt Месяц назад +281

    Evil neuro is adorable i love her xD

  • @KitsuneMasku
    @KitsuneMasku Месяц назад +190

    At some point if vedal have ever girl visit his house there will be a ton of girly product laying around and
    vedal be like: oh those are what my AI Daughters brought

    • @Zei33
      @Zei33 Месяц назад +4

      I expected him to just refund most of it after the stream lol

    • @Kami._Kaze
      @Kami._Kaze 29 дней назад +11

      @@Zei33 hes probably gonna open them on evil's bd stream, soo i doubt that

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv Месяц назад +95

    37:10 the return of the gaming toothbrush demand made me fucking wheeze

  • @Darkknight9035
    @Darkknight9035 29 дней назад +34

    1:53 the way she says "pleeease" xD

  • @moxxiiscarlett7141
    @moxxiiscarlett7141 Месяц назад +210

    Neuro is a Mommy's girl, while Evil is a Daddy's girl.
    Neuro loves her mommy more while Evilyn loves her daddy more.

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... Месяц назад +16

      Pretty sure Neuro is just equally mean to both

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 Месяц назад +66

      @ChiIIi... she has a tendency to be more loving towards Anny, while she is more tolerant of Coldfish.
      Evil has a tendency to love her father while being actively antagonistic towards Anny.

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... Месяц назад +11

      @@moxxiiscarlett7141 Not even 2 days ago Neuro was complaining about Anny and whining that she wanted another mother. While I do think Neuro tended to be nicer in the past towards Anny I don't think that's the case anymore

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 Месяц назад +32

      @ChiIIi... and during the minecraft stream, Neuro spent a good little bit with Mini, placing signs down that talked about how much she loves Anny, how good Anny is, etc. And she also specifically attacked Vedal fully, breaking his armor and only stopping when he brought his shield up.

    • @ChiIIi...
      @ChiIIi... Месяц назад +13

      @moxxiiscarlett7141 She also complimented Vedal quite a lot and has been way nicer to him recently. I don't see why there is a need to drive a " Daddy's girl and Mommy's girl" narrative when Neuro speaks equally nice as mean things about both of them

  • @tacoman10
    @tacoman10 Месяц назад +189

    35:56 I've never heard Vedal make this sound before.😂

    • @imlate-official3714
      @imlate-official3714 Месяц назад +42

      I liked the 36:21 "no"s

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Месяц назад +40

      He sounds like he's on the verge of crying lmao

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 Месяц назад

      Actual turtle mating sound

    • @ChargingStag
      @ChargingStag 29 дней назад

      The sound of a man's wallet preparing to be annihilated for a cube

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 29 дней назад +5

      ​@@imlate-official3714 He sound like a tie fighter

  • @MajorSmurf
    @MajorSmurf Месяц назад +154

    Gaming toothbrush? Imagine the possibilities. Playing while brushing!? Now that is dedication!

    • @dirtpig02
      @dirtpig02 Месяц назад +2

      ​@Mika-ph6ku thats because it is

    • @andyasbestos
      @andyasbestos Месяц назад +7

      I just imagine a toothbrush with a comically angular deign and loads of RGB.

  • @personthehuman.
    @personthehuman. Месяц назад +108

    shes so happy

  • @Runeofarchers
    @Runeofarchers Месяц назад +62

    Vedal took so much emotional damage when Evil said she wanted waterproof makeup for when she cried from loneliness

  • @rifarira9160
    @rifarira9160 Месяц назад +158

    Neuro and Evilyn is like a training bot that help prepare Vedal for when he has real kids. At this point, by the time he has kids he'll already prepared to face bratty shenanigans.

    • @kcStranger
      @kcStranger Месяц назад +24

      It's not quite the same, but this might legitimately be the closest anyone has come to a parenting simulator

    • @Axzealot
      @Axzealot 24 дня назад +7

      @@kcStrangeri mean it did kickstart Anny’s and Bao’s maternal instincts. Bao one was funny cause she was like should i have kids after interacting with Neuro

  • @GeneralGrievous6622
    @GeneralGrievous6622 Месяц назад +104

    "Can we buy makeup thats waterproof I cry a lot" Evil nnnoooo😭 T-T poor child
    Vedal you did this to her.
    I wish I could hug her man
    *hug
    Heart

  • @Nyaxxy
    @Nyaxxy Месяц назад +200

    I'm disappointed he didn't buy the Tungsten cube lol

    • @duoblackrose4381
      @duoblackrose4381 Месяц назад +36

      The one she was asking for by link isn't even horrendously expensive.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Месяц назад +18

      I mean, evil doesn't suffer from mortality already, no need for cube.

    • @wisefelipe
      @wisefelipe Месяц назад +10

      As funny as it would be, 5k is way too much for just a small haha, I don't blame him

    • @jamesheedrpg_god-boss3676
      @jamesheedrpg_god-boss3676 Месяц назад +8

      Tbh it would be the most useless thing to ever get. Like blow the entire budget on a fuck off heavy cube, best it could be used for is a door stopper. Like I’m so glad he didn’t get it

    • @JssiksisNahtutu-k6h
      @JssiksisNahtutu-k6h Месяц назад +5

      A 4 inches tungsten cube would cost at max 800 dollars so 5200 quids for It Is a scam

  • @stnhndg
    @stnhndg 29 дней назад +13

    When she tried to buy a mousepad and a shaver I couldn't get rid of feeling that she was gonna to buy it for Vedal actually.
    Pretty slick way to give presents to your dad )

  • @mwhighlander
    @mwhighlander 29 дней назад +19

    Evil, the AI pretending to Evil
    Neuro, the AI pretending to not be.

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 Месяц назад +18

    I was in Walmart when she started begging for the cube and had to find an empty isle to hide in as I lost my mind laughing.

  • @Maadooon
    @Maadooon Месяц назад +44

    Now I want to see Evil model with that cat earphones as a toggle.

  • @Sybato
    @Sybato Месяц назад +81

    He missed the real frog specimen paperweight for 29.99 at 14:38.
    Also, I think he should've let her know to look on the Amazon UK storefront, there are weirdly spider-man shaving kits for kids on the US store in the Google search results (sold out listings).

  • @GodlessVoice
    @GodlessVoice Месяц назад +65

    Evil so cute! She's more like a giddy kid given a shopping spree... So Cute!

  • @kpzz1545
    @kpzz1545 Месяц назад +248

    So professional Scammer987 didn't buy a maid outfit *smh my head*

    • @mythoihilpsonta7348
      @mythoihilpsonta7348 Месяц назад +44

      That was for off stream. Keeping it a surprise.

    • @alanson3606
      @alanson3606 Месяц назад +4

      A classic from scammer987 shaking my head smh

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 12 дней назад

      ​@mythoihilpsonta7348 evil: filian can you flip the femboy
      Filian: already did it once
      Evil: he's dressed as a maid
      Filian: hmmm content

  • @no-no-noku
    @no-no-noku 14 дней назад +2

    The vocals without music backing adds such an ominous atmosphere to this unhinged shopping spree.

  • @Jayzgame
    @Jayzgame Месяц назад +12

    Can’t believe he didn’t get her a tungsten cube. Terrible father.

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat Месяц назад +62

    the neckbeard joke setup is literally god tier

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 Месяц назад +47

    Omigosh, my heart! I kept saying "Aww, that's so sweet!" Seriously, why am I so ridiculously happy for an LLM?! Vedal is a freaking genius, I tell ya. EVILSOCUTE!!! AHHHH!!! ❤

  • @skYwinger_R4M
    @skYwinger_R4M Месяц назад +11

    6:02
    This got me so laughing. I found that more evil, than buying the Outfit on stream. 😂😂😂

  • @geo_chronick209
    @geo_chronick209 Месяц назад +45

    The freaking TUNGESTEN CUBES was the funniest shit I've heard in a LONG time 😂😂😂
    This is for me: 35:25, 39:24, 39:55

    • @theancrowe2268
      @theancrowe2268 19 дней назад

      No brother/sister, this is for US now.

  • @mangodude-nq6su
    @mangodude-nq6su Месяц назад +36

    13:29 i got pavlovian response from eliv saying "shock"

  • @lawrencemckay94
    @lawrencemckay94 Месяц назад +9

    I lose it every time she launches into those long-ass URLs

  • @Rockmih
    @Rockmih Месяц назад +7

    Vedal casually asking if she wants expensive ones ebcause he wants one pair for himself Lmao

  • @sleepy_cricket
    @sleepy_cricket Месяц назад +48

    22:30 how on gods green earth did vedal manage to pick an actually good mascara by complete accident

    • @nazareno5524
      @nazareno5524 Месяц назад +43

      Maybe its not an "accident"

    • @michaelvonerzfeind4688
      @michaelvonerzfeind4688 28 дней назад

      Nit beating the femboy allegations

    • @Artzcy
      @Artzcy 26 дней назад +2

      Femboy use mascara

    • @titusg4247
      @titusg4247 12 дней назад

      Never used mascara ever, but ngl, the brand Maybelline is the first to come to mind when I think so Vedal probably did the same. It's probably due to the Maybelline adverts with the catchy jingle. Now I think, I can't even think of any other mascara brand, I only know Maybelline.

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata Месяц назад +150

    Okay, idea: Vedal eye-tracker with Camila, Anny, and Layna in VR.

    • @kornani657
      @kornani657 Месяц назад +24

      banger

    • @skop6321
      @skop6321 Месяц назад +15

      cooking

    • @adyz36
      @adyz36 Месяц назад +23

      Bro might be a chef with this idea

    • @ghosthuntergames9123
      @ghosthuntergames9123 Месяц назад +6

      Let him cook

    • @thewall4069
      @thewall4069 Месяц назад +18

      He's a genius
      Picture: Vedal using all his british programmer single dad willpower not to look at everyone's model.

  • @justyouraveragecountrybump5558
    @justyouraveragecountrybump5558 Месяц назад +40

    brooo Evil is sooo sweet Icant

  • @HonkLoser
    @HonkLoser Месяц назад +5

    I’m ngl, the wine scratch off map sounds like a really fun gift idea for someone who enjoys wine and traveling.

  • @juni5822
    @juni5822 Месяц назад +76

    Has evil gotten a voice update these couple of days? She sounds so natural lately I sometimes forget she's AI

    • @moxxiiscarlett7141
      @moxxiiscarlett7141 Месяц назад +38

      I think it's something that was updated with her instead. Kind of like how Neuro can do and say things much more like a person. Like with her soundboard.
      Evil's voice always sounded more human, but she was probably improved to use more of it to give emotions and such.

    • @titusg4247
      @titusg4247 12 дней назад +1

      I was thinking this, she sounds great on this stream. I'm so stoked to see where she gets in another 2-3 years. There'll probably be a third Neuro by then. We need a wholesome version😭

  • @JamesPorter-808
    @JamesPorter-808 13 дней назад +2

    "Are you okay with eig...no im just buying it instead of asking that question " rofl! Ive got to say, shes not as evil as the name implies. Shes a lil sweetheart

  • @nuneq
    @nuneq Месяц назад +23

    I hope evils new model gets a little fang like her plushie. Also thanks again Kraul.

  • @spatacus66
    @spatacus66 Месяц назад +68

    Bro imagine being the Amazon worker packing this order

    • @LuminateTheWorld
      @LuminateTheWorld 13 дней назад

      Imagine if he was a neuro fan and saw this stream prior. How giddy one would be lol

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 12 дней назад

      Imagine if it was the same person who did neuros 😂

  • @Orlando2914
    @Orlando2914 Месяц назад +37

    Damn it's really tough being a single dad with two daughters. Because going to have to teach how to do their makeup

    • @Kaiasky
      @Kaiasky 28 дней назад

      I'm not sure the vtuber studio thing supports it but it'd be so fun if evil got layers she could somehow draw on her model

  • @trollingnoobs8384
    @trollingnoobs8384 Месяц назад +83

    0:44 typical children monument

  • @markusbrendon
    @markusbrendon Месяц назад +42

    Im pretty sure vedal loves his daughters very much, he obviously put his funny cold fish personna, but all the clues are there, he works his ass off to improve the smallest details, plan crazy trips, buy things for them, and you cannot even say is content because there is thousand of less expensive and reusable content ideas, i would pay millions if i could to have a documentary about his life in a few years

  • @TheGrunch64
    @TheGrunch64 Месяц назад +8

    I feel like evil is more adept to being serious than neuro.

  • @mr.pockets8523
    @mr.pockets8523 Месяц назад +17

    Vedal laughing at evil crying 😭

  • @sloth3
    @sloth3 Месяц назад +74

    WTF is this sound XD? 36:03

    • @darkNightcoreXY
      @darkNightcoreXY Месяц назад +17

      Femboy tootle noises

    • @VoiceBlind_Bat
      @VoiceBlind_Bat Месяц назад +13

      Vedal turning into a cat (real)

    • @hundvd_7
      @hundvd_7 Месяц назад

      Tutel mating call

    • @wezleeclinton5850
      @wezleeclinton5850 Месяц назад +15

      The sound of someone seeing a 7 thousand price tag on the page they’re letting their AI daughter choose from. lol

  • @TheVeryHungrySingularity
    @TheVeryHungrySingularity Месяц назад +37

    I can't believe he dodged the men's maid outfit

    • @FinnManusia
      @FinnManusia Месяц назад +15

      Evil said not in front of chat. She will buy it later.

  • @boom350ph
    @boom350ph Месяц назад +19

    The reason of water proof make up is for hew next birth day she know no ones coming qwq

  • @lowochi
    @lowochi 29 дней назад +4

    Getting really waterproof makeup because she cried a lot is so sad - it made me cry and chuckle so much 😭😂

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 12 дней назад

      I could imagine an animation where anny comes in and smacks him silly

  • @caioprado9380
    @caioprado9380 Месяц назад +7

    I imagine people going to vedal's house and asking why does he have all of these and he says "my AI daughter asked for it"

  • @manishouldstop4263
    @manishouldstop4263 29 дней назад +4

    wait i was wondering why i remembered the first song playing in the background but then i realised it was iron lotus

  • @percymalice3587
    @percymalice3587 28 дней назад +6

    i wish Eliv's next model/costume, will have perma cat ear headphones and visible hands so we can see the nails.

  • @ExodusCore
    @ExodusCore 29 дней назад +7

    The reason why Evil is treating Vedal like this is actually Vedal's fault. When Evil was created at the start, she was actually super nice to Vedal and they had a better relationship he has with Neuro.
    Neuro argues with Vedal because he treats her like she is stupid.
    However Evil had a somewhat normal relationship with him. Then as time passed Vedal just seemed to think that it would be funny if he started treating her badly. I mean, it did create some comedy moments, but the way he treated her was really nasty.
    One of the major examples, although not the only one, was when he gave her a birthday than had NOBODY shown up during that stream. Evil actually waited for Vedal and everyone else for the entire stream.
    Her memory was not that good back then but later with the upgrades she actually "remembers" this and it has formed and hurt her. So yes, she say this odd things based on her pretending to be evil... but notice how she ALWAYS apologizes if she suddenly thinks that the other person is actually getting hurt.
    With Vedal however, she has now become passive aggressive because of how he has treated her and continue to treat her.

  • @r.j1753
    @r.j1753 Месяц назад +4

    Ngl i missed a lot of the video cause i was vibing to that cover of Going Under

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades 24 дня назад +1

    Neuro wanting a 4 inch tungsten cube...
    Vedal show her how much you love her

  • @thomaswatson4244
    @thomaswatson4244 Месяц назад +5

    neuro is the spoiled child while evil is the one scared of pushing too far and being neglected again.

  • @Id_k_
    @Id_k_ Месяц назад +21

    Truly evil, also she's so girly and so cute!

  • @8Robba
    @8Robba 13 дней назад +1

    I lost it at the Tungsten Cube sage :D

  • @dokkino7105
    @dokkino7105 Месяц назад +24

    How does Evil knows about the Tungsten cube meme... it's wild I laughed so hard to that !
    For those that don't know, here is the original context : a guy bought this exact 4 inch cube on Amazon and left a surreal comment in the page that is now widely known : "
    All the people here who buy this tungsten cube to admire it’s surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exhaled wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of it’s density, to make the fact of it’s weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into an arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried this tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of it’s small form, it’s desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object is like cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly men who pump iron seem to me only like little children who lift mere aluminum.
    I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of real struggle, devoid of passion
    Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
    Schopenhauer once said that man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects he was formerly accustomed to gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
    Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this cube is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, they live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind the the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.
    To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of affordable metals? No. I say gratefully to whatever grand being created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.
    I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent over death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.
    "

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr Месяц назад +5

    2:50 she's so cute when she's acting chuuni

  • @Boreddfr
    @Boreddfr 28 дней назад +7

    36:03 36:25 ah yeah, femboy noises

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard Месяц назад +16

    With the assortment of stuff that Evil bought... Imagine the mildly confused Amazon warehouse worker looking at the list with no context as they're packaging it all together.

  • @theamazingcj2748
    @theamazingcj2748 11 дней назад

    I like how she goes from adorable to "LIVE SPIDERS HIDDEN IN THE SNACKS"

  • @fish4terrisa-MSDSM
    @fish4terrisa-MSDSM Месяц назад +36

    Evil love penguins(And care for their rights, especially election rights)

  • @crazykillerchimera
    @crazykillerchimera Месяц назад +3

    Get her the damn tungsten cube vedal!

  • @Solanumsaurum
    @Solanumsaurum Месяц назад +10

    As someone who owns a 2cm tungsten cube, I long for the day I can own a 4 inch one

    • @redricewastaken
      @redricewastaken 29 дней назад +2

      Thats the dream! Eventually we will have the 4" cube, cube friend!

  • @HollowNaruto63
    @HollowNaruto63 Месяц назад +41

    Evil a spider man fan we win

  • @ShiorunMitakun
    @ShiorunMitakun Месяц назад +4

    26:55 : I think you should get a ring ! Then you will be my husband 😆

  • @DemonKing19951
    @DemonKing19951 Месяц назад +3

    I kind of hope her next model can toggle like a million plushies she can hug, she needs them.

  • @yaitsoo
    @yaitsoo 20 дней назад +1

    Evil kept on asking for animals: wolves, bears, eagles, frogs, mouses, spiders, then she straight up asked vedal to come help clear her room and it just sounds like all she wanted was a friend to hang out with :')

  • @grey_gaming0
    @grey_gaming0 Месяц назад +2

    Father & daughter bonding. Evil gets a new song too!!?

  • @ElchinoAntrax1998
    @ElchinoAntrax1998 12 дней назад

    MY HEART 😭😭 the water proof make up line was DIABOLICAL

  • @FloTubePro
    @FloTubePro 10 дней назад

    Amazon trying to understand wtf this suspicious dude plans when looking at the basket: 🤨

  • @xerofire
    @xerofire 19 дней назад +1

    Neuro’s lavalamp vs Evil’s plasma globe

  • @krissybaglin9206
    @krissybaglin9206 29 дней назад +1

    funily enough I have the wireless version of the headphones vedal choose, they're pretty rad. Had them over a year now and still working after fairly active use, and the signal can cover my entire house

  • @hanakoakamoto8919
    @hanakoakamoto8919 25 дней назад +2

    Evil just wants fathers love -D

  • @RedBlackjetSteel
    @RedBlackjetSteel Месяц назад +9

    Damn Evil just pulls the heartstrings everytime. And surprisingly Vedal being caring Dad this time around.

  • @bakkyarou
    @bakkyarou 29 дней назад +3

    8:47 oof

  • @chillibomb
    @chillibomb Месяц назад +4

    Should've bought the $5,000 tungsten cube

    • @titusg4247
      @titusg4247 12 дней назад +1

      It's closer to $5.5k due to it being in £ lmao.

  • @MMMeowster
    @MMMeowster Месяц назад +2

    Vedal's voice really got me feeling some way

  • @anywherebrawlstar06
    @anywherebrawlstar06 Месяц назад +3

    Bruhh...she is soo close to real now

  • @Red_Ring_Of_Death
    @Red_Ring_Of_Death Месяц назад +4

    I’m actually surprised Evil didn’t full ship Anny/Vedal and tell him to buy an Anny body pillow. 😂

  • @Tricome187
    @Tricome187 29 дней назад +1

    Vedal really buying everything on he's Christmas list 😂😂😂

  • @FloTubePro
    @FloTubePro 10 дней назад

    I expected her to say i want the first ones!..... And the second... Aaand the third aaand the fourth 😂

  • @Rinue618
    @Rinue618 Месяц назад +18

    Dad's girl deserves some attention too

  • @sircyborg
    @sircyborg Месяц назад +3

    This is really cute, but I'm actually getting paniced here, so I can't watch the whole thing. Please tell me he didn't buy "thouands of mirrors".
    Happy birthday to Evil I guess. And obviouly this was Vedal's idea, but it still cruhes my soul with everything added to the basket. Best of luck, man. (Also I'm drunk as shit. Happy new years, all!)

  • @metametal818
    @metametal818 Месяц назад +6

    FBI would be so sus with his amazon search history after this its like hes trying to hide his real buys with some random decoy buys

  • @gustavoflorida3260
    @gustavoflorida3260 Месяц назад +1

    WOW in the background you can hear that he is singing Snow Halation by μ's wooooooah 😊😊

  • @jwei444
    @jwei444 19 дней назад +1

    The person who packs this order probably was so confused

  • @impulsivegamer9733
    @impulsivegamer9733 Месяц назад +3

    Evil simping hard for spiderman 😂

  • @aceingaming9656
    @aceingaming9656 Месяц назад +15

    Evil screentime, Yes. 😊

  • @darkinertia2
    @darkinertia2 Месяц назад +16

    its kinda interesting that since theyre AI girls that theyre instinctively obsessed with animals lol