Grocery Store Roleplay (Old School ASMR)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 мар 2018
  • Hey everybody!! I have always wanted to do a grocery store RP because I think I have literally watched every single one on RUclips...they trigger my ASMR every time even though I hate actually going to the grocery store LOL! This video is supposed to be a take on the old-school videos that use kids' toys and a little bit of make-believe rather than making it as realistic as possible. I find that that triggers my ASMR as well! No realistic grocery store would have a 30 min checkout....I hope.
    This was a bit experimental, I hope I captured the Old School elements ok, and that you enjoy it!!
    Sleep well, enjoy, and thank you for watching!! I opted to not put too many beeping sounds in here because the toy I have was way too loud/annoying, but there are a few beeps near the end with the cash register.
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    The last ASMR video to help me sleep (my favorite Grocery RP):
    • Grocery Store Clerk Ro...
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Комментарии • 4,3 тыс.

  • @martinvibart5840
    @martinvibart5840 6 лет назад +1718

    *Waits 30 minutes at the checkout*
    Gibi: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
    Me: nO pLeAsE No

    • @Sasqe
      @Sasqe 6 лет назад +26

      Martin Vibart “..oh yeahh, i’ve about a few questions or so about the online website...”

    • @hartdoan1496
      @hartdoan1496 6 лет назад +13

      Martin Vibart 😂omfg I'm ded💀

    • @AJEX_IS_LIT
      @AJEX_IS_LIT 6 лет назад +14

      Martin Vibart god no please GOD NO

    • @stupihdity
      @stupihdity 6 лет назад +5

      Well it’s not as bad as this one lady who spent almost an hour getting like... 80,000 febreeze products.

    • @simmonslakisha23
      @simmonslakisha23 6 лет назад +7

      😭😭 I work in a grocery store and I could not imagine keeping someone in line this long lol

  • @jemchal
    @jemchal 5 лет назад +801

    *Excuse me, why are you tapping on my singular apple*

    • @baggchazz9704
      @baggchazz9704 4 года назад +2

      NO BEV

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 3 года назад +6

      MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖 MUST REPORT TO MANAGER. 🤖

  • @emmam8706
    @emmam8706 6 лет назад +2123

    "Can I copy your homework?"
    "Sure just change it a bit so it's not obvious"
    'Jam'
    'Spreadable Fruit'

  • @mayoxhen
    @mayoxhen 5 лет назад +1163

    rip to everyone in the line

    • @Ashe2605
      @Ashe2605 5 лет назад +19

      No don't worry they have an another cashier who opened just for them because it was 00:00

    • @ayasoussi4998
      @ayasoussi4998 5 лет назад +5

      selah johnson I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

    • @sage_
      @sage_ 4 года назад +7

      Mam it's been 2 hours

    • @sage_
      @sage_ 4 года назад +3

      Ok I'm still in line from last month is this line even any shorter

    • @bobtuna856
      @bobtuna856 4 года назад +3

      @@sage_ No, unfortunately the line is not any shorter. In fact the line got longer believe it or not.

  • @mortalkings512
    @mortalkings512 6 лет назад +1704

    *_thats a very professional scanner if I do say so myself, Gibi._*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 лет назад +8

      Talja the Weirdo same lol😂

    • @Jayden-ov8ty
      @Jayden-ov8ty 6 лет назад +4

      lol thanks for that😅

    • @CalaCrisp88
      @CalaCrisp88 6 лет назад +13

      Yeah I was gonna say... I think I had that same scanner when I was five xD

    • @peenusweenus3169
      @peenusweenus3169 6 лет назад +18

      Asmr is supposed to be relaxing. But i started dying when she pulled out the toy scanner.

    • @orangetopaz1385
      @orangetopaz1385 6 лет назад +2

      FallenAngel Productions how do u make the text bold

  • @cheyennecarly3972
    @cheyennecarly3972 6 лет назад +364

    Gibi: would you mind if i took it a bit slower today?
    Me: sure!
    * 29:23 minutes later *
    Me: this might've been a mistake

  • @kobejuanjakobe
    @kobejuanjakobe 6 лет назад +750

    I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and I’m just imagining what the reaction would be if I went this slow for a customer XD

    • @NRTHCALI559
      @NRTHCALI559 5 лет назад +17

      Tim Sullivan lol bro tapping everything and shit 😹

    • @KawyeEnPleurs
      @KawyeEnPleurs 5 лет назад +9

      Oh God same, I had like only one customer that asks me to take my time when I couldn't find the button for a thing that we cant scan lmao otherwise they're all in a rush

    • @eclipsexgaming1169
      @eclipsexgaming1169 5 лет назад +5

      same, kinda want to do it intentionally now if someones a dick

    • @linatrogdon3390
      @linatrogdon3390 5 лет назад +5

      NRTHCALI559 i could imagine the face of someone who was waiting 😂😂😂😂

    • @notsotalentedfrog5496
      @notsotalentedfrog5496 5 лет назад +7

      Oh please do and make sure your the only cashier available

  • @nataliescorner8670
    @nataliescorner8670 6 лет назад +1580

    “Just going to use my scanner”
    *pulls out toy scanner*
    *click*

  • @SkinInfection
    @SkinInfection 6 лет назад +687

    Don’t insult my singular apple

    • @sexysergeant123
      @sexysergeant123 6 лет назад +4

      bilbo swagginz I laughed at this then I was reminded of how much Honeycrisp apples are a pound, I would have only bought one too😂

    • @leahjurado7917
      @leahjurado7917 5 лет назад +1

      Luv ur profile pic

  • @xJabro
    @xJabro 6 лет назад +737

    ASMR is the only place where checking out groceries for 30 minutes is acceptable.

  • @lycanthrop-ee9971
    @lycanthrop-ee9971 5 лет назад +1311

    Alternate title: Gibi Quietly Judges Your Choices of Groceries

  • @Julia67838
    @Julia67838 5 лет назад +371

    Gibi:I don't think I have ever bought just one Apple at the time
    Me:I don't think I have ever bought an apple

    • @Xyoama
      @Xyoama 5 лет назад +4

      Julia's Life sis saaaaaaaaaaame

    • @Caroline-le8gm
      @Caroline-le8gm 4 года назад +5

      I’ve never bought any vegetable!
      Wait.. an apples a fruit isn’t it 😑😂

    • @kristijacobson2508
      @kristijacobson2508 4 года назад +1

      omg same i agree 100 percent

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 3 года назад

      @@GooberingGoobers isn’t Apple the brand that makes phones?? I’m not sure what gibi was holding

    • @lvlmedyza7409
      @lvlmedyza7409 3 года назад

      Whats an apple

  • @ashleephilp4976
    @ashleephilp4976 6 лет назад +484

    Gibi:do you mind if it’s a bit slow, because I’m new and I’m still learning
    Me:sure I don’t mind
    30 MINUTES LATER
    Me:that was slower than I thought

  • @lewiswilliams3557
    @lewiswilliams3557 6 лет назад +504

    where do i find one of thos high tech scanners?????

    • @charlienovacastor5652
      @charlienovacastor5652 6 лет назад +22

      l ewis Williams An old, long forgotten marketplace known as Toys R Us

    • @lucikizz
      @lucikizz 6 лет назад +8

      Nutcase Nate ;-; That store closed down sadly ;_____;

    • @arostrai
      @arostrai 5 лет назад +3

      Walmart 😂

    • @thegamerphrog
      @thegamerphrog 5 лет назад +8

      Ur local Kindergarten classroom

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 лет назад +1

      Amazon just look up "plastic scanner"

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder 6 лет назад +719

    I've never laughed so hard from reading the comment section.

  • @hannahbuhler3128
    @hannahbuhler3128 5 лет назад +169

    Gibi judging her own groceries for 29:23 minutes straight

  • @mr_mcsexy
    @mr_mcsexy 6 лет назад +300

    Gibi: are you in a hurry?
    Me: Yes i have to make payments right now or i become homeless.
    Gibi: No? Ok

    • @olivermoss-jones3231
      @olivermoss-jones3231 6 лет назад +4

      Gibi. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLES LIVES CRUMBLING AROUND THEM

    • @abbym07
      @abbym07 6 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @whitneyg3188
    @whitneyg3188 6 лет назад +1197

    Wife: *comes home 6 hours after leaving to the store*
    Husband: what took so long
    Wife: the super relaxing cashier ;)

    • @CatLeeXoX
      @CatLeeXoX 5 лет назад +54

      Jimb00 xX I see how you tried to be funny. It didn’t work bud.

    • @addison3908
      @addison3908 5 лет назад +11

      Jimb00 xX that’s kinda disgusting you nasty

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 лет назад +6

      I’m 9 and I understand yo nasty

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 5 лет назад +17

      @@Beans95 go back to pewdiepie 😂🤣

    • @Maya-tr2qo
      @Maya-tr2qo 5 лет назад +4

      Uh. Okay
      You hella nasty
      But ok

  • @leo_backyarddinner
    @leo_backyarddinner 6 лет назад +245

    *calls person waiting in car*
    “Hey hun, gonna be a while... this chick keeps examining and tapping every single grocery. EVEN THE BANANAS. We’re almost done though I’ve been here for 24 minutes.”

  • @SamManuel
    @SamManuel 5 лет назад +264

    Oh, no. My spreadable fruit is expiring this year. 😟

    • @kellyharrison5918
      @kellyharrison5918 5 лет назад +3

      Sam Manuel ALL HAIL THE SPREADABLE FRUIT
      cause its expiring ? months and no meh fruit that i can put on bread:(

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 4 года назад +3

      Sam Manuel better make as many pb&js as possible , only a couple more months 😳

    • @catherinegardner200
      @catherinegardner200 4 года назад +5

      Only 2 months left

    • @kaifazbear7274
      @kaifazbear7274 4 года назад +3

      One month left.

    • @rtji0
      @rtji0 4 года назад +4

      rip spreadable fruit

  • @sabby7719
    @sabby7719 6 лет назад +552

    0:06
    Gibi: Are you ready to check out?
    Me: No but I’m ready to check YOU out ;)
    Gibi: *Calls Security*

  • @wingo9967
    @wingo9967 6 лет назад +3680

    You look awfully similar to my optician... my older sister... this mermaid i met... who are you?!

    • @rowynoak6585
      @rowynoak6585 6 лет назад +19

      Wingo heheheh

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj 6 лет назад +259

      Me? I'm just you're friendly neighbourhood spiderman
      Edit: Woah didn't expect 100 likes 😀😀😀

    • @EduardoNevesSilva
      @EduardoNevesSilva 6 лет назад +201

      "My name's Gibi. But everyone calls me Gibby..."

    • @rhino5463
      @rhino5463 6 лет назад +55

      Wingo “Hey did I see you at that love convention?”

    • @LePotatoJuice
      @LePotatoJuice 6 лет назад +15

      Wingo W I N G O T H E B I R D

  • @killme2138
    @killme2138 5 лет назад +145

    Gibi probably took all the things in her pantry that she never ate and used them to make this video.

  • @mernky3562
    @mernky3562 5 лет назад +287

    Is that jam?
    Nah m8 spreadable fruit

  • @daniellegreen4982
    @daniellegreen4982 6 лет назад +158

    I think the best part of this is her acting super surprised and intrested about some of these items but then you remember she owns all of these things and uses/eats them

  • @creepypastaexplained4945
    @creepypastaexplained4945 6 лет назад +158

    "Yes, sir she's the one who held me up for thirty minutes."

  • @oofsusi4501
    @oofsusi4501 6 лет назад +271

    gibi: Are you paying with cash or card
    me:cash
    gibi: card,ok

  • @gertrudethegreatest3964
    @gertrudethegreatest3964 5 лет назад +182

    Gibi:what are PASTA ZEROS?
    Me:I don’t even KNOW BRO.

    • @pocketemo
      @pocketemo 3 года назад +1

      ah dude theyre so good

  • @SkrappyQ
    @SkrappyQ 6 лет назад +269

    yeah sorry i'm late i got held up for 30 minutes as the checkout lady gave me a brief description of each item

    • @Juniebeaniebaby101
      @Juniebeaniebaby101 6 лет назад +7

      Alain me: *uses asmr as an excuse for being late*

    • @andrewgw7652
      @andrewgw7652 6 лет назад

      Sorry I’m late I fell asleep at the grocery store during checkout

    • @Dark___Lynx4TM
      @Dark___Lynx4TM 6 лет назад

      Allison *to an asmr video*

    • @tommym669
      @tommym669 6 лет назад

      And there was a 100 person line of disgruntled shoppers forming behind me

  • @issalit5749
    @issalit5749 6 лет назад +203

    That scanner was some next level technology

    • @libbygrace376
      @libbygrace376 6 лет назад +2

      Issa Lit 3018 technology

    • @cr3a_ture13
      @cr3a_ture13 6 лет назад

      Wow technology 👋🌈🖐 *jazz hands*

  • @lias_pizzaria
    @lias_pizzaria 6 лет назад +126

    2:34 "so these are pretty cheap"
    Me:shh don't let anyone hear

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 5 лет назад +79

    Okay. So.... apparently my shopping trip included the following items:
    - 2 Taco Seasoning Mixes (25% less sodium)
    - Pollener All Fruit, Spreadable Fruit - Raspberry
    - 3 (honestly very expensive) bananas
    - One (1) Apple
    - Bag of Carrot Chips
    - Pasta Zero
    - Annie’s Vegetable Soup with Farm-Shaped Pasta
    - Minute Rice, Brown Rice and Quinoa
    - One (1) Red Bull
    - Sunflower Seeds
    - Jell-o Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
    - Jell-o Lemon Flavored Gelatin
    - Pam Baking Spray
    - Vegemite
    - Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate
    - 2 Icelandic yogurts
    - 1 Liter of Coconut Water
    I literally don’t understand this shopping trip. I would never buy such a hodge-podge of items. I can’t make a week’s worth of meals out of those. :x
    I still really love this RP; I’m just making observations because I have nothing better to do but comment a million times on a video I constantly watch. XD

  • @tessmcgowan2405
    @tessmcgowan2405 6 лет назад +146

    This gave me an idea; you should do a different kind of shopping roleplay. For example, someone wants to update their wardrobe or something and you help them around the store finding cute clothes. It could have tapping (on hangers or cases of makeup I guess?), fabric sounds and things, positive affirmations, jewelry sounds, and other stuff. You know what I mean? Idk, just a thought. Love you Gibi!!! ❤❤❤

    • @GeekwithaGrill
      @GeekwithaGrill 6 лет назад +1

      Oh personal shopper role play!!

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 лет назад

      That is smart

    • @suzieh5204
      @suzieh5204 6 лет назад

      Yesss

    • @kiyoko1186
      @kiyoko1186 6 лет назад

      OMG PLEASE DO THIS GIBI AMAZING IDEA TessTheTreble

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 6 лет назад +1

      TessTheTreble It's be cool to see a old school grocery shop. Like, where You go and say that You need 1,2 kg of flour and They go measure it. I tried one in a museum (though, They only sold candy) It was so cool.

  • @bojandimovski1504
    @bojandimovski1504 6 лет назад +377

    I feel so bad for the person that's next in line...

    • @alexk3112
      @alexk3112 6 лет назад +16

      Bojan Dimovski there’s probably like 50 of them by now

    • @alanimations
      @alanimations 6 лет назад +17

      Kage Yuro they probably all left the line and went to a different one

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD 6 лет назад

      she said theyre dead today!!

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 лет назад

      Poor them

    • @phillipjr8567
      @phillipjr8567 6 лет назад

      I love this too much😂😂😂

  • @fabby6065
    @fabby6065 5 лет назад +350

    WhY ArE YOu SpRAyinG My PAm?

  • @bobby-pg5wf
    @bobby-pg5wf 5 лет назад +265

    CAn YoU PlEAsE StOp pokInG MY PaSTa ZeRo

  • @poptartaj7611
    @poptartaj7611 6 лет назад +472

    still faster than self checkout

    • @isislee919
      @isislee919 6 лет назад +4

      Mernky 356 what’s so hard about putting it in the bagging area

    • @lunajayde_xx
      @lunajayde_xx 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, that's true. XD I think my husband and I spend a ridiculous amount of time at self-checkout just yelling at the damn thing "IT IS IN THE BAGGING AREA." and then it's like "Help is on the way!" And I swear that happens at least a dozen times lol.

    • @sakoulas1253
      @sakoulas1253 5 лет назад

      Poptart AJ LMAO

    • @brothersdodumbstuff6921
      @brothersdodumbstuff6921 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @pinkmivenus
      @pinkmivenus 5 лет назад +2

      @@isislee919 i just facepalmed so hard

  • @Clown_Dorki
    @Clown_Dorki 6 лет назад +397

    Gibi: hello there, are you ready to check out?
    Me: yes please.
    Gibi: Did you find Everything okay?
    Me: no, I couldn't find a few things.
    Gibi: good.
    Me: *wh-*

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 лет назад +2

      T.V STÅTÏÇ
      SO TRUE😂😂😂

    • @HoliverTV
      @HoliverTV 6 лет назад

      T.V STÅTÏÇ shshshshs

    • @larasheppard8443
      @larasheppard8443 6 лет назад +2

      IM LAUGHING SO MF HARD 😭😭🙃

    • @lucien3231
      @lucien3231 5 лет назад +1

      Me when I ask about people's lives but I don't really care.

  • @tianaelsie5631
    @tianaelsie5631 6 лет назад +170

    'Are you Australian?'
    - Whoa *mate* yeah how'd ya know?

    • @millie_twig
      @millie_twig 6 лет назад +10

      Tiana Elsie . Shhhh, remember we’re actors living in South America...

    • @daniellamojica2619
      @daniellamojica2619 4 года назад +1

      Amelia Branch I thought it was Japan

    • @quincydraws957
      @quincydraws957 4 года назад +1

      Naw i swere it was Indonesia

  • @theovergrownbookshelf7801
    @theovergrownbookshelf7801 5 лет назад +129

    Never would I ever come here and get tampons.
    Gibi: That type of month. Hate it. How bad is it. You know this is the large size

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 5 лет назад +1

      How is your name pronounced? Gg ive never seen your name before

    • @mija3239
      @mija3239 5 лет назад +1

      Is your name pronounced Reheianna?

    • @rhianna7895
      @rhianna7895 4 года назад +3

      Hi we have the same name 🤗 but it’s actually my middle name

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 4 года назад +3

      WhErE_aRe_ThE_aVoCaDoS??? Surprised you don’t know how to say their name, a famous singer is named Rhianna. It’s said re-yhan-ah. I usually say it like it has a y but that may just be my accent

    • @CrazyblondeBiotch01
      @CrazyblondeBiotch01 4 года назад

      🤣😂😅😂🤣 This comment has me officially deceased.🤣😂🤣😂💀☠💀☠

  • @goodDrummerman
    @goodDrummerman 6 лет назад +586

    She probably got fired after her first shift too. Only checked out 3 customers in an 8 hour shift lol

    • @Ace-mi7cr
      @Ace-mi7cr 6 лет назад +5

      goodDrummerman Haha ikr 😂

    • @noobula7
      @noobula7 6 лет назад +36

      Come on man it’s her first day 😂

    • @sls050307
      @sls050307 6 лет назад +1

      yeah

    • @STREAKJESS
      @STREAKJESS 6 лет назад +3

      goodDrummerman true

    • @slut4adamcarlsen903
      @slut4adamcarlsen903 6 лет назад +12

      goodDrummerman she pulled a Daisy 😂😂

  • @foxeh123
    @foxeh123 6 лет назад +122

    *30 minutes later*
    "Lady, listen...I just want to buy some groceries."

  • @whypinky3491
    @whypinky3491 4 года назад +59

    Gibi: “Expiration date dec. 2019, oh you should be fine.”
    Me watching this is 2020: 😳

    • @TheMossSystem
      @TheMossSystem 3 года назад +9

      same but now it's 2021 lol

    • @user-pd7id8zq6x
      @user-pd7id8zq6x 3 года назад +3

      Me watching at 2021👁️👄👁️

    • @katelynn8648
      @katelynn8648 3 года назад

      @@user-pd7id8zq6x same

    • @graysstudios659
      @graysstudios659 3 года назад +1

      It’s April 2021 guess ima get sick, oh well

    • @kalopsiaa..
      @kalopsiaa.. 3 года назад

      * me watching this in 2021 *

  • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
    @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 лет назад +113

    Gibi: what's barn shaped pasta ?
    Me : you are litterely holding the box *THAT HAS THE PICTURE OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE*

  • @kalea899
    @kalea899 6 лет назад +439

    mom: what took you so long? i didn’t ask to buy much!
    *me: sorry the cashier was really relaxing i fell asleep*
    mom: oh okay i understand

    • @sunjuu4901
      @sunjuu4901 6 лет назад +1

      kalea. Lol xd

    • @Lieneke_01
      @Lieneke_01 6 лет назад +1

      Love this comment 😂

    • @atr2903
      @atr2903 6 лет назад +1

      Love thoughtful funny comments like this one ❤️😂

    • @yudithgarcia6113
      @yudithgarcia6113 6 лет назад +2

      kalea that is so me

    • @mk-_-7660
      @mk-_-7660 6 лет назад +1

      RT

  • @joshuasmith1266
    @joshuasmith1266 6 лет назад +135

    My cashier was extremely slow and kept me for 29 minutes. Very disappointed although she did give me this weird sense of tingling down my back. 3/10 experience but 10/10 for relaxation

    • @jenniferpardue5839
      @jenniferpardue5839 6 лет назад +5

      She kept touching all my food. I had to return my apple because she kept rubbing and tapping on it. Gross!! But she does know how to make me fall asleep.

  • @elektra01
    @elektra01 6 лет назад +164

    Takes thirty minutes, judges the amount of apples I buy and how many carrots I can eat
    Love it!😍
    (Aka it’s a joke I am thankful for the effort she put into this video)

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 лет назад +7

      Angus Bergström maybe they were almost asleep when they made this so they put aka instead of btw or jk

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 4 года назад +1

      Aka means Also known as

    • @mey3980
      @mey3980 4 года назад +1

      @@Tuco_Salamanca3 yes we know.

    • @Tuco_Salamanca3
      @Tuco_Salamanca3 4 года назад +1

      Meeyah. I was talking to the poster, not you

    • @GooberingGoobers
      @GooberingGoobers 4 года назад +1

      Uhh do you mean ps? Aka means also known as

  • @Gravel_eater
    @Gravel_eater 4 года назад +17

    “December 2019, you’ll be fine” me, in April 2020 *Spits tea*

  • @andioop6686
    @andioop6686 6 лет назад +548

    I’m going to come back to this video in December 2019 and celebrate the expiration date of the jam

    • @TheMinecraftHype
      @TheMinecraftHype 6 лет назад +60

      rockyrocksrox I will also return at that time to see if you actually do come back... I have doubts.

    • @fadee_5203
      @fadee_5203 6 лет назад +3

      Bet

    • @neverlucky2712
      @neverlucky2712 6 лет назад +22

      let's be honest, none of us will remember unless you screenshot this and put it as ur wallpaper and keep it as that for 1 and a half years.

    • @oxycodonepuneta2320
      @oxycodonepuneta2320 6 лет назад +11

      rockyrocksrox i want to be here when that happen..
      Sooooooo here is my comment

    • @spuhdoink
      @spuhdoink 6 лет назад +11

      same. here i am waiting to get my notification on that date.

  • @beaudaniel3930
    @beaudaniel3930 6 лет назад +894

    As soon as I saw the Taco Mix, I knew this was realistic.

  • @sonny2886
    @sonny2886 5 лет назад +69

    “Just one apple?”
    “Did I ask for your opinion on how to spend MY money?”

  • @davidabbott8967
    @davidabbott8967 6 лет назад +78

    Gibi: Are you in a hurry?
    Me: Uh yeah actually my mom is having another baby toda-
    Gibi: No? Great!
    Me: Uh i really gotta gooo...

    • @davidabbott8967
      @davidabbott8967 3 года назад

      @Llama Boy76 no, it was just a joke I made

  • @_tayler_elise_4159
    @_tayler_elise_4159 6 лет назад +64

    I love the little kid scanner!!! priceless!

    • @RyanRolshouse
      @RyanRolshouse 6 лет назад +5

      Tayler Garff, was that a pun?

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 6 лет назад

      very punny

    • @sentinellj
      @sentinellj 6 лет назад

      That is not a kid scanner it's highly sophisticated technology that we don't even understand

  • @Da_Baron
    @Da_Baron 6 лет назад +85

    As a former grocery store cashier, I was wondering why you were so bright and happy and cheery, until thirty seconds in when you said it was your first day! I'd love to see an update where you're absolutely jaded. lol

    • @cadebayerl8117
      @cadebayerl8117 6 лет назад +1

      ThaBaronDK haha this is too true as I have been working at a grocery store for nearly two years and I was tired of it after two months

    • @Jumblebelle
      @Jumblebelle 6 лет назад +2

      ThaBaronDK perfect for a bitchy roleplay with gum chewing lol

    • @emmaschuster3635
      @emmaschuster3635 6 лет назад

      lol same

    • @bridget1721
      @bridget1721 6 лет назад +1

      Hahaha, same. I worked at a grocery store for 6 months and that was more than ENOUGH for me lol

  • @dusky193
    @dusky193 2 года назад +9

    2 year anniversary of the jam expiring 😔🙏

    • @marst91
      @marst91 2 года назад +3

      ✊😔

  • @mckennastone8133
    @mckennastone8133 6 лет назад +35

    I started watching this at 7:15 pm and woke up at 3:32 am. Thank you Gibi for being so relaxing😂

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv 6 лет назад +2

      McKenna Stone girl you should of went back to sleep real quick if you woke up at 3:32am

    • @Trucks_Law-zn5xs
      @Trucks_Law-zn5xs 5 лет назад

      Fall asleep every time lmao

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 лет назад +2132

    Um ma’am if you don’t mind me asking, why are you tapping on my groceries? I got places to be.

    • @harcher79
      @harcher79 6 лет назад +15

      Lol

    • @wolfygamer2713
      @wolfygamer2713 6 лет назад +8

      XD

    • @laurakluger5509
      @laurakluger5509 6 лет назад +78

      cooldog2168 she asked if you're in a hurry, so don't panic ^^

    • @gabibabie
      @gabibabie 6 лет назад +18

      Wolfy Gamer i knew that the xD face would be here

    • @farazahmad9680
      @farazahmad9680 6 лет назад +12

      Tapping on apple and saying its juicy... Only kinow and oranges are juicy....but its Gibi she can do it..!!

  • @tonytheboneless5485
    @tonytheboneless5485 6 лет назад +203

    I asked where the bathroom is

    • @girlsquatz393
      @girlsquatz393 6 лет назад +3

      Haha

    • @fruitycauldron8883
      @fruitycauldron8883 6 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @cadentolle9935
      @cadentolle9935 6 лет назад +3

      Luma_46 YT bud, it's 2018 please for the sake of us all quit fucking using XD dammit

    • @emileuu
      @emileuu 6 лет назад +3

      caden Tolle chill he can say XD if he wants

    • @doryaf2077
      @doryaf2077 6 лет назад +1

      caden Tolle XD NevAAAR!!

  • @mikumutual
    @mikumutual 5 лет назад +98

    19:45 "hot chocolate marshmallows just sorta dissolve when you put them in the hot water"
    *WATER??????????*

    • @muffinzyt9613
      @muffinzyt9613 5 лет назад +5

      savangel5 yeah you make hot chocolate with either water or milk she Evan said it’s the “Hot Water Kind”

    • @annemontgomery3890
      @annemontgomery3890 5 лет назад +19

      Never understood American's version of hot chocolate either. Almost all of them are dissolved in hot water. Confuses Europeans. It's hot chocolate MILK. It's in the NAME.

    • @maddie8983
      @maddie8983 5 лет назад +4

      @@annemontgomery3890 To be fair, ours has powdered milk in it lol. And using water vs milk is mostly personal preference here.

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 лет назад +7

      Guys I use milk and I'm American the intrusions say hot water or milk but people here don't like the idea of heating up milk

    • @undercoverwaffle395xx6
      @undercoverwaffle395xx6 5 лет назад +4

      reece 111 lol when I was a kid I had hot milk before I went to sleep. Hot chocolates like the best. Still not sure why anyone would put water in it but hey person preference

  • @myacosta4541
    @myacosta4541 6 лет назад +26

    "Oh your eating it today? The whole bag?!"

    • @prettyamejam6780
      @prettyamejam6780 6 лет назад

      Sloths. Just Sloths. Don’t judge me, I’m fat...

  • @maggiedoser
    @maggiedoser 6 лет назад +258

    Gibi: Ok so here’s the bananas
    Me: Uh huh
    Gibi: *rubs hands all over bananas*
    Me: uh can you stop touching my food...
    Gibi: Shhh... it makes a good sound

  • @meeyah4782
    @meeyah4782 6 лет назад +324

    are you
    TaPiNg oN mY aPpLe?

  • @arcadeunderground420
    @arcadeunderground420 5 лет назад +10

    Gibi:Oh do you use this with the meat crumbles?
    *meat crumbles*
    *m e a t c r u m b l e s*

  • @poozlespoozles4169
    @poozlespoozles4169 5 лет назад +23

    I was thinking when she says the jam expires December 2019 imagine watching this in like December 2025 and being like "Well the cashier said it would be fine so"

  • @popegoodvibes6360
    @popegoodvibes6360 6 лет назад +293

    i- i think im in the wrong store whats going on here

    • @mariesmith7985
      @mariesmith7985 6 лет назад

      Pope Goodvibes
      So true😂😂😃

    • @kitty-yv1wo
      @kitty-yv1wo 6 лет назад +1

      Your in Amish town now

    • @wsb157
      @wsb157 6 лет назад

      Pope Goodvibes lol

    • @blackheartedyt
      @blackheartedyt 5 лет назад

      basic no I live near "Amish town" and I can walk into KFC and see an entire family digging into some chicken

  • @ryem9948
    @ryem9948 6 лет назад +223

    "do you do this with the little.. meat crumbles?"
    "n-"
    *"YEAH?"*
    *"ME TOO."*

    • @darkshadow5973
      @darkshadow5973 6 лет назад +4

      ryem xd your picture

    • @darkshadow5973
      @darkshadow5973 6 лет назад +1

      ryem the incredibles

    • @weestcoast4511
      @weestcoast4511 6 лет назад +5

      I think she meant the ground beef, wtf Is beef crumbles

    • @yaelfierro3344
      @yaelfierro3344 6 лет назад

      Dark Shadow hahahaha I lost it when I saw the picture

    • @dwindebabk
      @dwindebabk 6 лет назад +1

      isn't it called mince meat, it is in Britain anyways

  • @micaelamartin8499
    @micaelamartin8499 5 лет назад +24

    Bro if my cashier was this slow and interested in every single thing I buy, I’d flip my lid in 0.2 seconds

  • @nono3368
    @nono3368 6 лет назад +75

    She didn’t scan the jello :O

  • @harveywrld6289
    @harveywrld6289 6 лет назад +158

    Did she ask me what this bag of pasta is. You work here tell me. lol 😂😂

    • @Julia67838
      @Julia67838 5 лет назад +6

      Shi_Chicken80 she said that is her First day

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 лет назад +818

    Gibi: Professional Banana Tapper

    • @clayton2697
      @clayton2697 6 лет назад +4

      cooldog2168 "fantastic"

    • @alex-iz5jv
      @alex-iz5jv 6 лет назад +4

      Gibi:girl inside brutal internet
      ;)

    • @biddleTM
      @biddleTM 6 лет назад +6

      She must get payed well

    • @allanm3987
      @allanm3987 6 лет назад +27

      She can tap my banana if u know what I mean 😉😂

    • @miau7327
      @miau7327 6 лет назад +3

      AM Gaming 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @emmajade7609
    @emmajade7609 6 лет назад +82

    *I check out after Gibbi is done*
    Manager: hello, how would you rate our store?
    Me: UM.....( in my head) she WAS touching my food but her voice was so calm and relaxing!
    Me: 4 stars

    • @Beans95
      @Beans95 5 лет назад

      3.5 stars from me

    • @kenzarahasmr3990
      @kenzarahasmr3990 5 лет назад +2

      you spelt gibi wrong...... ?!!! IM TRIgGeReD

  • @paige132
    @paige132 6 лет назад +37

    Gibi: vegemite
    Me: VEGEMITE OMG YOU SAINT

    • @littlegibler-deserted3664
      @littlegibler-deserted3664 5 лет назад

      St3lthy Panda can get marmite (I’m American and have British 2nd cousins)
      Edit: added end parentheses. Your welcome =)

  • @mariacau
    @mariacau 6 лет назад +69

    Can you imagine a grocery store where they analyse your items one by one? That would be so embarassing. But this is relaxing anyway.

    • @niqozin
      @niqozin 6 лет назад +3

      Maria Caú
      Cashier: *picks up bananas* Oh yeah I really like bananas heres a 5 minute story about bananas! *five minutes later* Anyway that's why I'm not allowed to be in Walmart anymore haha!
      Cashier: *picks up condoms* Oh...well...ah....I think we can skip the-
      Customer: Fuck no! You have spent 5 minutes on every fucking item and I specifically bought these at this store for this moment!
      Cashier: Uh...really? Um...Well....Condoms are...uh...really...helpful I guess...
      Customer: I am going to fuck tonight.
      Cashier: Oh...uh...lovely...?

  • @SpazzShell
    @SpazzShell 6 лет назад +562

    They say it’s bad to go to the grocery store on an empty stomach.... yet here I am, packs of cookies and chips being thrown aimlessly into my cart.

    • @evanplauche5370
      @evanplauche5370 6 лет назад +15

      Joey Underhill why are you watching asmr in the grocery.

    • @Machiari309
      @Machiari309 6 лет назад +3

      It’s worse working there hungry. People come through with rotisserie chicken or cooked lobster and it’s absolute torture.

    • @nobody845
      @nobody845 6 лет назад

      Animal flesh

    • @Luke-ox8bp
      @Luke-ox8bp 6 лет назад

      Hello again

    • @itsus8172
      @itsus8172 6 лет назад

      I do my best grocery shopping when I'm hungry, I always get more and yummier food then.

  • @animalsmovies1791
    @animalsmovies1791 6 лет назад +46

    STAPH JUDGING MY HONEY CRISP CANADIAN APPLE.
    AND HOW MANY CARROT CRISPS I EAT IN A DAY. NOW YOUR JUDGING MY PASTA ZERO?? GURL

    • @greatsayain
      @greatsayain 4 года назад

      Is pasta zero any good? I'm curious now.

    • @inkzooka
      @inkzooka 3 года назад

      Staph-

  • @c4millaj
    @c4millaj 11 месяцев назад +2

    these are the only videos i fall asleep to, not some modern tingles

  • @ArticulateDesignASMR
    @ArticulateDesignASMR 6 лет назад +376

    Astonishingly, this is my first time seeing a grocery check out rp! Do your thing Geebz! Goodnight everyone :D

    • @rachellee277
      @rachellee277 6 лет назад +1

      Articulate Design ASMR ASMR Alysaa has some fun ones! Whispers Unicorn too.

    • @ronaldmcdonald3869
      @ronaldmcdonald3869 6 лет назад +9

      Geebz?

    • @bioticheart
      @bioticheart 6 лет назад

      Articulate Design ASMR There are a few if you search for it.

    • @averieg.3702
      @averieg.3702 6 лет назад +1

      Karuna satori does some nice and annoyed grocery store rp

    • @tonicox4005
      @tonicox4005 6 лет назад +8

      Articulate Design ASMR I would love to stop by the Market Articulate for some groceries. ;)
      And whoever was wondering about "Geebz," I think they at least kind of know each other.

  • @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL
    @ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL 6 лет назад +1292

    ❤️ UHHHH This line is taking forever ; >

    • @user-mz4vr2uo4e
      @user-mz4vr2uo4e 6 лет назад +4

      A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L ?

    • @ilovepink213194
      @ilovepink213194 6 лет назад +24

      Olivia CJ cause she’s taking 30mins on one “customer”

    • @Im_a_Hom0ph0be
      @Im_a_Hom0ph0be 6 лет назад +25

      HOLD ON!! WAIT YOUR TURN!!!

    • @trip7002
      @trip7002 6 лет назад +7

      😂😂

    • @itsballanced1133
      @itsballanced1133 6 лет назад +7

      W H A T U P Y A L L I T S C E E Z I N T H E B U I L D S

  • @ellieleon3205
    @ellieleon3205 6 лет назад +28

    Wow when she said she was going to take it slow, I didn't think it would be thirty minutes

  • @chichiwheeler1088
    @chichiwheeler1088 6 лет назад +22

    Gibi: did you find everything Ok?
    Me: no
    Gibi: good

  • @samuelpizza3348
    @samuelpizza3348 6 лет назад +1494

    1:06 I don't know why, but I just find this funny. 😆

  • @quinn2585
    @quinn2585 6 лет назад +108

    Grocery store checkout, takes 30minutes to get out. Hmm sounds like dollar tree.😂😂

  • @annapan1978
    @annapan1978 4 года назад +5

    I love how everyone is ‘’complaining’’ about this video but everyone is secretly in love with it

    • @maddywilliams4638
      @maddywilliams4638 4 года назад

      Everyone is "complaining" bc they think it is super funny. But it is always nice when they have a sentence saying they love it cause that's always nice
      I love this video and this is one of my favs.

  • @aice1018
    @aice1018 5 лет назад +3

    I've watched this video 1258796435987 times and it never gets boring. I LOVE IT!!! ❤

  • @MrFzrk
    @MrFzrk 6 лет назад +65

    I loved the scanner thing sound.
    But if I was at a checkout and someone was tapping and sliding their hands all over my food I would be weirded out

  • @slipygames5305
    @slipygames5305 6 лет назад +132

    Gibi: Its my first day
    Me:ok :)
    Next day
    Gibi: Its my first day
    Me: wait what the fu.........

  • @ButItsBad
    @ButItsBad 6 лет назад +39

    When you walk through the exit door and a beep goes off and you realize the scanner is just a toy. -_-

  • @lydialuvs
    @lydialuvs 3 года назад +7

    Gibi: expiration date is 2019, its fine!
    Me in 2021: 👁️👄👁️

    • @Botbotbot641
      @Botbotbot641 Год назад +2

      2023 😳

    • @lydialuvs
      @lydialuvs 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Botbotbot641LOL YEAH 2023

  • @streamweird4735
    @streamweird4735 6 лет назад +438

    *LaDy sTOp eXamiNing mY ZeRo pasTA*

    • @woolenpegasus4996
      @woolenpegasus4996 6 лет назад +19

      Brendons Forehead
      Somebody touch-a my spaghett

    • @euclidshel5309
      @euclidshel5309 6 лет назад +11

      Brendons Forehead oml love your profile pic

    • @elizabethhiltsfilm
      @elizabethhiltsfilm 6 лет назад +15

      Your profile pic makes this comment 200 times better 😂

    • @yaelfierro3344
      @yaelfierro3344 6 лет назад +2

      Elizabeth Hilts totally 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rosekerr3988
      @rosekerr3988 6 лет назад +5

      another panic fan watching gibi?!

  • @alyssathatcher8115
    @alyssathatcher8115 6 лет назад +166

    Why tf am I buying one apple I'm insane

    • @scwid8249
      @scwid8249 6 лет назад +6

      Along with your profile picture :/

    • @PX3U
      @PX3U 6 лет назад +3

      Profile pic tho

    • @Frogfern666
      @Frogfern666 6 лет назад +3

      Jade Colvin your pofile makes it look like it

    • @caseywillis5887
      @caseywillis5887 6 лет назад

      Jade Colvin I literally saw your comment and then she made the joke about the apple

    • @adamariortega3910
      @adamariortega3910 6 лет назад

      That profile is legit

  • @lunajayde_xx
    @lunajayde_xx 5 лет назад +15

    I had my husband (who doesn't really like ASMR) watch this, and he sort of lost it over Gibi spraying the Pam. It was actually hilarious.

  • @sarahpixie
    @sarahpixie 5 лет назад +26

    please make another grocery roleplay!!!!

  • @_heyaijanah_8093
    @_heyaijanah_8093 6 лет назад +138

    Gibi: hey!
    Me (don't say your first day)
    Gibi: it's my first day
    Me: ARGHHHH

  • @beewew9350
    @beewew9350 6 лет назад +315

    “I’m trying to go vegan”
    “i won’t eat vegetables without a lot of ranch on them”
    _good luck_

  • @Luke-ux1ss
    @Luke-ux1ss 5 лет назад +56

    JUST SCAN MY FOOD I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY
    i still love you

  • @clickhereforstella
    @clickhereforstella 5 лет назад +30

    Gibi: *is tapping on all the foods, reading out the expiration dates, etc*
    Me: *awkwardly standing there with my twenty kids to feed* p-p-p-please give me my food ma’am

  • @pinheadvato2660
    @pinheadvato2660 6 лет назад +166

    DONT JUDGE MY SINGLE FUCKIN APPLE DAMNIT

    • @Doglover1688
      @Doglover1688 6 лет назад +1

      Yo Man's Abe L. ik she exposed how lonely i am

    • @cheyannecorbett279
      @cheyannecorbett279 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry abe

    • @pinheadvato2660
      @pinheadvato2660 6 лет назад +6

      Cheyanne Corbett I didn't get shot in the back of my head so I can get judged for my apple quantities

    • @tayvlogs2142
      @tayvlogs2142 6 лет назад +1

      Yo Man's Abe L. Well she's judging and she's judging hard

    • @singingcool9385
      @singingcool9385 6 лет назад

      That is a little mean.😬

  • @utfan0899
    @utfan0899 6 лет назад +151

    Ugh red bull doesn't give me wings, it just gives me flash backs to too much Jager and regret.

    • @user-mo4nz8gk4z
      @user-mo4nz8gk4z 6 лет назад +3

      Dark yet funny
      Like my humor

    • @utfan0899
      @utfan0899 6 лет назад +1

      Lauren Bin 🤣

    • @alex-bt9cw
      @alex-bt9cw 4 года назад

      Lynsey Orion I read about this man who sued RedBull because it didn’t give him wings lol

  • @fishes3277
    @fishes3277 5 лет назад +77

    When you turn your volume up really loud because it is an ASMR video and a tik tok advert comes on and now you can't hear. 🙄😑😁

    • @feliciamartin4845
      @feliciamartin4845 5 лет назад

      Fishes I had that happen but instead of TikTok it was a Purple pillow add

    • @kellyharrison5918
      @kellyharrison5918 5 лет назад

      Fishes omg you cant know me any better

  • @higuysimcharley
    @higuysimcharley 5 лет назад +21

    Gibi: Did you find evrything okay?
    Me: Actually my son died and i saw his favorite food and i started crying a lit-
    Gibi: Good
    Me: What Th-