Oney Plays Star Trek - Bridge Crew

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 7 лет назад +3275

    I love how Chris just naturally renders everyone into quadriplegic piles of giggling jelly.

  • @Hadouken714
    @Hadouken714 7 лет назад +2910

    That guy was right. Oney should get a youtube channel.

    • @tompson8173
      @tompson8173 6 лет назад +45

      yeah he'd be so cool

    • @perp5879
      @perp5879 6 лет назад +35

      I think he works best with at least two more people.

    • @funnyname1634
      @funnyname1634 5 лет назад +14

      Maybe an alien

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 5 лет назад +20

      Big gay glasseyed mexican.

    • @michaellochner9145
      @michaellochner9145 5 лет назад +6

      Hadouken714 RUclips’s for losers

  • @xnitropunkx
    @xnitropunkx 7 лет назад +2544

    Black julian is pretty cool

    • @kiddynamite1991
      @kiddynamite1991 6 лет назад +59

      What a neat guy.

    • @jimsmcgims4979
      @jimsmcgims4979 5 лет назад +43

      Bloolian

    • @roachdoggjr1
      @roachdoggjr1 4 года назад +17

      @@Yamariiii goolian is meheecan

    • @gnome12347
      @gnome12347 4 года назад +8

      jordan_ jaline is mexia

    • @tubeofyou8
      @tubeofyou8 3 года назад +5

      ᴵˡˡᵘᵐⁱⁿᵃᵗⁱ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ

  • @JTriggerVideos
    @JTriggerVideos 7 лет назад +2298

    "I just farted and it stank"
    It's like he was born to be in OneyPlays

  • @raymondtennent857
    @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +7141

    I was the captain in this game and didn't even know i was being recorded best vr experience ever

  • @owlfashioned
    @owlfashioned 7 лет назад +6529

    You're a good lady Chris

    • @bravelordspeedo4836
      @bravelordspeedo4836 7 лет назад +106

      I guess he's pretty cute yeah

    • @wahbucket501
      @wahbucket501 7 лет назад +81

      Let Chris play this forever

    • @cancerboi97
      @cancerboi97 7 лет назад +145

      I think he deserves a good fuck for this

    • @lordturtlemonk
      @lordturtlemonk 7 лет назад +58

      Thank you and Ross for letting him do this, I am laughing so much. Also have your video readied up after this.

    • @P-K
      @P-K 7 лет назад +16

      I love you. Tell Ross I say hi, also the birbs.

  • @JoeyPockett
    @JoeyPockett 7 лет назад +4355

    chris: hey guys
    everyone in the game: WHEEEEEEEZE

    • @beebee404
      @beebee404 7 лет назад +225

      cause they were all stoned lmao

    • @itssunday1990
      @itssunday1990 7 лет назад +213

      JoeyPockett "I just farted and it stank"
      (Everyone laughs)

    • @solusmortuus3497
      @solusmortuus3497 7 лет назад +93

      I'm pretty sure they're all random. Holly and Ross are just in the same room as Chris and can see his screen.

    • @e7193
      @e7193 7 лет назад +18

      no shit

    • @sleshstamp
      @sleshstamp 7 лет назад +79

      I'd be the same

  • @DerpMuse
    @DerpMuse 7 лет назад +1834

    We just witnessed an Oney fan be created, and captured on film. This is precious.

  • @CharizardousRex
    @CharizardousRex 6 лет назад +875

    "I just farted and it stank, it came through my vr headset." The pinnacle of human technology and progress.

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 4 года назад +13

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @bonkerdz3685
    @bonkerdz3685 7 лет назад +1701

    "I wanna meet yo parents" is my favorite

    • @lopsided6393
      @lopsided6393 5 лет назад +38

      Underrated

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 4 года назад +29

      That absolutely destroyed me

    • @mr.spoder4496
      @mr.spoder4496 3 года назад +22

      11:43

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 2 года назад +10

      Who doesn’t want to meet Chris’ dad and hear his Donald Duck impression.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Год назад +3

      Hes a born Oneyplays chatacter. "I just farted and it stank" had me crying

  • @skellytune2751
    @skellytune2751 7 лет назад +2099

    >that sad "bye" and wave from Chris at the end
    Chris is just a loveable sweetheart

    • @DougGrugg
      @DougGrugg 7 лет назад +67

      He's a good boy

    • @MangoNoots
      @MangoNoots 7 лет назад +25

      Firoze Ziganlef you mean good lady (this joke is so late but you know what ever XD)

    • @DougGrugg
      @DougGrugg 7 лет назад +8

      SpookyNoots You're right, I apologize for misgendering.

    • @deathbytalentstudios6984
      @deathbytalentstudios6984 6 лет назад +7

      Where'd you get your profile pic

    • @Jacksmusicshack
      @Jacksmusicshack 6 лет назад +13

      Have a boy.

  • @Jonadiah13
    @Jonadiah13 7 лет назад +2081

    "I wanna meet your parents."
    Oh man, I think THAT guy needs a RUclips channel.

    • @andrew3606
      @andrew3606 7 лет назад +26

      thats called being black

    • @what-uo1zt
      @what-uo1zt 7 лет назад +8

      i think that comment is called being waite, so hmmpff

    • @rossbatchelor
      @rossbatchelor 7 лет назад +31

      Raymond Tennent is his new channel. Have fun.

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +81

      Ross Batchelor thanks for helping let people know if you could help share my videos that would be great

    • @bernaldtrumpers101
      @bernaldtrumpers101 7 лет назад +5

      keep doing shit raymond, that video on your channel is hysterical. dont stop making stuff, youll grow fast.

  • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
    @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 7 лет назад +3142

    This video in a nutshell
    Chris: *exists*
    Everyone: *cackling*

  • @samwoodson9603
    @samwoodson9603 5 лет назад +606

    This was actually one of Chris’s simulations at NASA before he tragically died in space.

  • @mattblack3813
    @mattblack3813 7 лет назад +1442

    I love the way Chris genuinely giggles to himself whenever they mention he should have a RUclips channel

    • @Darkeep12
      @Darkeep12 4 года назад +45

      "RUclips's for losers..."

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 3 года назад +14

      @@Darkeep12 total Norm Macdonald moment

    • @kanaka118446
      @kanaka118446 3 года назад +3

      @@thundercockjackson rip king

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 3 года назад +3

      @@kanaka118446 the best. nice display pic too, spartan

  • @Ninji5
    @Ninji5 7 лет назад +1369

    Captain's Log: "I just farted and it stanks"

    • @Slazors
      @Slazors 7 лет назад +90

      HAPPY PERSON
      My sides are in fucking orbit

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +34

      Slazors just did my first video of Friday the 13 check it out hope u like it second match was the best thank u.

    • @ThornedBondage
      @ThornedBondage 7 лет назад +6

      "Yes Sir!"

    • @ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978
      @ohboyitstheanti-spiral3978 7 лет назад +5

      zombiepunks *entire star ship is filled with green smoke and gas*

  • @BRHD413
    @BRHD413 7 лет назад +2094

    "Just start a youtube channel and you'll be fucking a millionaire."
    - the captain

    • @GeminiWoods
      @GeminiWoods 7 лет назад +174

      The black guy.

    • @Ayden_B
      @Ayden_B 7 лет назад +11

      BURHD his name is Ramon's Tennent he has a you tube channel

  • @PlayLikeaFan
    @PlayLikeaFan 7 лет назад +605

    It's funny to me how much of Oney's animation style seems to somehow show with how he controls his character's hands.

  • @brigid6378
    @brigid6378 7 лет назад +580

    Holly and Ross yelling at him in the background was the best.

    • @vuulpz6882
      @vuulpz6882 5 лет назад +84

      shame you wont be able to hear that anymore

    • @spicybiscuit4131
      @spicybiscuit4131 5 лет назад +46

      @@vuulpz6882 oh shit i didnt even think about that. Now i am sad

    • @sergiomonty
      @sergiomonty 5 лет назад +23

      Aaaand now it's the worst part :(

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis 5 лет назад +4

      Big oof

    • @AtlasGeneticist
      @AtlasGeneticist 5 лет назад +5

      Bad thread

  • @Frostadoodle
    @Frostadoodle 7 лет назад +1352

    it ends with "don't leave us rubber" so sad. i cried. :'(

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 7 лет назад +126

      Fingers crossed Chris does more VR content with randoms (and perhaps them) again.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 7 лет назад +32

      Never forgetti. Rest in spaghetti.

    • @Tomacose
      @Tomacose 7 лет назад +51

      He was using Ross account "RubberNinja" and Vive headset, that's why they called him rubber.

    • @aaronborgstrom2696
      @aaronborgstrom2696 7 лет назад +4

      this comment made me cry....

    • @Hicks64
      @Hicks64 7 лет назад +10

      RubberRose can make millions

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER 7 лет назад +2247

    is he really just playing with random people? that must be wonderful, to discover Chris in the wild

    • @friedpixel7517
      @friedpixel7517 7 лет назад +20

      limpydick lenny he's playing with ross, holly, and a random dude

    • @EminentLine
      @EminentLine 7 лет назад +197

      Nah, Ross and Holly are just watching behind him. All the rest of the crew are randoms.

    • @e7193
      @e7193 7 лет назад +2

      no he isnt

    • @RedTriangle53
      @RedTriangle53 7 лет назад +44

      no, he's playing with complete randos. Ross and Holly are just in the room with him

    • @zethane2933
      @zethane2933 7 лет назад +3

      I hope Fried here is being sarcastic.

  • @ronnygurbs1739
    @ronnygurbs1739 7 лет назад +1304

    dude you said no black people and the black guy still loved you... you're a lady who brings people together. it brings a tear to my peen

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +154

      Shrbs _McFinn I'm not like that lol I love everyone and oney cracked me up laughter brings everyone together.

    • @ronnygurbs1739
      @ronnygurbs1739 7 лет назад +52

      that's good to hear dude, anyone that takes oney seriously is like, a dumbbutt and stuff, ya know?

    • @o.b.carson1338
      @o.b.carson1338 6 лет назад +29

      @@ronnygurbs1739 I take his ability to make people laugh seriously because I love it so much. But I don't take what he says seriously. Does that make sense?

    • @MrSpood
      @MrSpood 5 лет назад

      Wup wup waaa

    • @VaultBoi420
      @VaultBoi420 Год назад

      Uh- a tear to your what

  • @codywrzesinski6877
    @codywrzesinski6877 5 лет назад +230

    “We’re f***ed, I’m gonna turn off the shield.”
    Everybody goes crazy

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 7 лет назад +164

    I love how at 5:40 you can just tell exactly what his reaction is

  • @NK-ty2dy
    @NK-ty2dy 7 лет назад +2658

    someone get this man a RUclips channel

    • @madisonjones8794
      @madisonjones8794 7 лет назад +105

      RUclips is for losers

    • @MmaxF
      @MmaxF 7 лет назад +8

      MrTonsOfFun66 she was quoting Chris because he said RUclips is for losers in the episode

    • @falconinferno2517
      @falconinferno2517 7 лет назад +11

      If this guy's a RUclipsr, then I'm Batman.

    • @pussypasta64
      @pussypasta64 7 лет назад +38

      someone get that black guy a RUclips channel

    • @codybagody
      @codybagody 7 лет назад +12

      Derk Pharocy He's a good girl! But fuck that captain. he's a dick

  • @7elevenhomelessman310
    @7elevenhomelessman310 7 лет назад +1146

    Chris you have the most attractive voice I've ever heard in a female.

    • @danielandrus8024
      @danielandrus8024 6 лет назад +6

      gey

    • @SirPentYT
      @SirPentYT 6 лет назад +15

      any man who could make me laugh as hard as oney is worth being gey for.

    • @kiddynamite1991
      @kiddynamite1991 6 лет назад +13

      I cum every time.

    • @robertkiniskey3121
      @robertkiniskey3121 5 лет назад +9

      His scream make me cream

    • @cracklasco
      @cracklasco 5 лет назад +16

      *in bed
      "Why don't you wanna go another round?"
      *"Cuz you suck"*

  • @TrevBoyThe2nd
    @TrevBoyThe2nd 7 лет назад +1533

    If Julian dies get the black dude to replace him.

    • @IrGregular777
      @IrGregular777 7 лет назад +31

      but is he gay one eye man

    • @TrevBoyThe2nd
      @TrevBoyThe2nd 7 лет назад +34

      But the black wheezes just like the brown.

    • @shroomcube
      @shroomcube 7 лет назад +17

      What if Ding Dong is the black guy? Made ya think!

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka 7 лет назад +20

      When ding dong's two years is up, Captain can replace him.

    • @FinalStand7
      @FinalStand7 6 лет назад +4

      BoT_Renegade I get the lore

  • @Lilymailloux
    @Lilymailloux 7 лет назад +385

    This guy needs to be a guest on Oneyplays

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather 21 день назад +4

    It literally brings me to tears how funny Chris is is, and the people he plays games with CLEARLY can empathize

  • @L1ghtweaver
    @L1ghtweaver 7 лет назад +445

    This could have gone so wrong if that captain wasn't chill af

    • @aidanjones5105
      @aidanjones5105 7 лет назад +79

      Matt Shriver especially at the "except black people part"

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +20

      Matt Shriver I will do that thanks

    • @mr.azizsshitposts
      @mr.azizsshitposts 4 года назад +3

      Raymond Tennent hey bro, you should contact oney and do more videos together

  • @asepsisaficionado7376
    @asepsisaficionado7376 7 лет назад +779

    This really is a testament to how funny Oney is.

    • @bumpnjump9641
      @bumpnjump9641 7 лет назад +29

      100%

    • @lazrpo
      @lazrpo 7 лет назад +64

      he's making jokes with random people. It's actually pretty impressive to see his improv.

    • @sturfs1321
      @sturfs1321 7 лет назад +27

      I mean every episode is improv but doing it with randos/more or less himself is impressive.

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +6

      I don't know some one tagged me on gamefaq I don't know how they found me

  • @turkledurk
    @turkledurk 7 лет назад +911

    We need to find out who the captain was. he's too good not to get some recognition lol.

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +169

      Turkledurk that would be me. mckenzie10158

    • @ArcherPhu
      @ArcherPhu 7 лет назад +1

      proof?

    • @kade3788
      @kade3788 7 лет назад

      Turkledurk his soundcloud is zorba the prophet lol

    • @robosexual8822
      @robosexual8822 7 лет назад +31

      ArcherPhu I searched it and it matches. His twitter is @mckenzie10158 and the name is Raymond Tennent. As far as I can tell, this is him.

    • @cozy4732
      @cozy4732 7 лет назад +67

      Golden Engi Raymond Tennant is a classy-ass name.

  • @kylej.whitehead-music309
    @kylej.whitehead-music309 6 лет назад +137

    Hearing Holly desperately trying to help and hearing her and Ross laughing and reacting, meaning they're both just sat watching him, adds a whole other hilarious level to this.

  • @skywalkergaming6628
    @skywalkergaming6628 3 года назад +59

    13:01 I love how this is the thin that broke Chris

  • @CrazyRSCanadian
    @CrazyRSCanadian 7 лет назад +518

    This guy needs a youtube channel

  • @richhovell8673
    @richhovell8673 7 лет назад +546

    This was so much fucking funnier than I thought it would be.

  • @GreasyArt
    @GreasyArt 7 лет назад +1777

    please, PLEASE invite that black guy to play more games with you

    • @GreasyArt
      @GreasyArt 7 лет назад +111

      GenoCide Classic and Lovable characters all the same

    • @Broahsaurus
      @Broahsaurus 7 лет назад +42

      I was thinking the same thing. I love how much fun everyone is having in this vid.

    • @anonimysable
      @anonimysable 7 лет назад +43

      I dunno them black guys are kinda scary

    • @mrsearaphim4077
      @mrsearaphim4077 7 лет назад +19

      qwerty anon are you 12?

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 7 лет назад +241

      please don't call him that. the correct term is basketball american.

  • @PizzaSquirtle
    @PizzaSquirtle 7 лет назад +344

    Lawful good - JasperWindsong
    Lawful neutral - Holly & Ross
    Lawful chaotic - Chris
    Neutral good - xSnugglePoox
    Chaotic Good - mckenzie10158

    • @mikegoldab9848
      @mikegoldab9848 6 лет назад +21

      Pizza Squirtle >>lawful chaotic

    • @AmaraMari246
      @AmaraMari246 6 лет назад +1

      My favorite thing is this is totally true I’m dead

    • @Lucaccino17
      @Lucaccino17 5 лет назад +8

      Does lawful chaotic equal true neutral?

    • @mysteryman6918
      @mysteryman6918 4 года назад +2

      More like chaotic evil - Chris

    • @zeroalien3
      @zeroalien3 4 года назад +11

      Nahhh, Chaotic Evil - Holly

  • @SwitchBlitz
    @SwitchBlitz 7 лет назад +124

    I love how SnugglePoo loses his shit at 5:41

  • @jackmccarthy113
    @jackmccarthy113 7 лет назад +395

    "I just farted and it stank"-The Greatest Captain of the Enterprise

    • @GarnetSunset
      @GarnetSunset 7 лет назад +1

      Jack McCarthy hentai fuck dad toy dad

    • @handless7677
      @handless7677 7 лет назад +11

      "If a can't share it with my crew, i don't know who i can share it with"

  • @Oskar-iu8tr
    @Oskar-iu8tr 7 лет назад +347

    "I wanna meet your parents"

    • @Oskar-iu8tr
      @Oskar-iu8tr 7 лет назад +137

      Please tell me you or Ross added that guy

  • @bobshigity
    @bobshigity 7 лет назад +88

    PLEASE GOD MORE OF THIS PLEASE.
    Holly and Ross in the background made it even better.

  • @jpronchick1536
    @jpronchick1536 6 лет назад +107

    This episode of black mirror is crazy...

  • @johnnycoolguy9554
    @johnnycoolguy9554 2 года назад +64

    The best part is when Chris says so matter-of-fact “we’re fucked dude. I’m gonna turn off the shields.” And all chaos ensues.

  • @Inquisitor81
    @Inquisitor81 7 лет назад +313

    6:44 "... he looked over at me like 'You gonna take that Captain?'."
    I fuckin died.

  • @theabbott634
    @theabbott634 7 лет назад +281

    Chris, please play more teamwork based games with random people. This is pure gold.

  • @superstinkybeans
    @superstinkybeans 7 лет назад +264

    "We did it..."
    "... we couldn't a done nothin, we didn't do anything"

  • @ethancornelison4878
    @ethancornelison4878 7 лет назад +366

    I want mckenzie10158 to join oneyplays now :(

    • @kanaka118446
      @kanaka118446 3 года назад +1

      He has a RUclips channel, he made it after being sent this video.
      Raymond Tennent

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 5 месяцев назад +9

    There's something so magical about Chris's ability to make people he just randomly met and will probably never talk to again laugh until they can hardly breathe

  • @brunoarres1187
    @brunoarres1187 7 лет назад +410

    Everyone in this was A+

    • @BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N
      @BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N 7 лет назад +13

      Silent Pilot A+ Lol

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 3 года назад

      Idk how the pilot was able to keep it together

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 7 лет назад +126

    "Oh I think we're screwed, I'm gonna turn off the shields"

  • @Sloppy_McFloppy
    @Sloppy_McFloppy 7 лет назад +1224

    I want to see the cast of sleepycast play this shit together.
    It would singlehandedly be the funniest video of 2017.

    • @Nickdawgthedawgydawg
      @Nickdawgthedawgydawg 7 лет назад +97

      I would genuinely pay fucking money for a DVD of Sleepy Cabin playing this game for two to three hours.

    • @Simplejackfade
      @Simplejackfade 7 лет назад +2

      I would pay real green dollars for that

    • @vcasella1989
      @vcasella1989 7 лет назад +2

      How much do I need to pay for this to happen?

    • @naonaokao
      @naonaokao 7 лет назад +14

      I fucking need this in my stupid retarded life.

    • @mr.nazareth4501
      @mr.nazareth4501 7 лет назад

      Google are you fucking kidding me why would you let me pick such a retarded username
      >berates one on being immature
      >has an overused unfunny joke as their username
      think ya need to look at yourself buddy

  • @codymeng1580
    @codymeng1580 7 лет назад +43

    6:30 forward I lost my shit omg "you gonna take that captain?"

  • @pykamirulol
    @pykamirulol 5 лет назад +376

    "I'm gonna snatch your wife mister..."
    Uh Oh...

  • @prahanormal
    @prahanormal 7 лет назад +1008

    Chris, real talk, I've been watchin you since we were both wee little tots, watched you grow as an animator, watched you start your lets play career, I've been there, since the beginning.
    this is the funniest thing you've ever done

  • @CoverSolutions
    @CoverSolutions 7 лет назад +377

    I'd love to see the vision of the other players

    • @justcallmebrody1245
      @justcallmebrody1245 7 лет назад +17

      CoverSolutions you have good taste in videos brother

    • @thesaltboy579
      @thesaltboy579 7 лет назад +11

      CoverSolutions how the fuck did I find you here?!?

    • @31luckispucki10
      @31luckispucki10 2 года назад

      @@thesaltboy579 I’m asking myself the same thing and I’m four years too late to this party.

  • @timursoares9141
    @timursoares9141 7 лет назад +405

    please keep playing this. I just videos of you interacting with people on the internet.

    • @mt2oo8
      @mt2oo8 7 лет назад +48

      Yes! I wanan see Chris talk to random people, maybe he should start doing more solo VR videos like this one

    • @balls261
      @balls261 7 лет назад +14

      You should check out his soundcloud. He has a recording of him doing an online duet with some woman singing a Les Miserables song and she keeps getting mad at him for not taking it seriously. It's amazing. soundcloud.com/oneymusic/lady-gets-mad-at-my-shitty-karaoke

    • @mt2oo8
      @mt2oo8 7 лет назад

      Thank you for this. So funny!

    • @Jonadiah13
      @Jonadiah13 7 лет назад

      +Jurgen
      Thank you for letting me know that exists.
      God, that lady was so far up her own ass: "You completely ruined that song, but I'm going to keep the recording so you know how bad you are." Meanwhile, she was off THE ENTIRE TIME!!! Chris was the best part of that duet!

  • @mortthechicken8639
    @mortthechicken8639 4 года назад +50

    If that stupid hoodie guy from the Harry Potter VR game had just played along like this, he would've been just as beloved as these guys. This was a hoot to watch because everyone actually got along with Oney and his weirdness

  • @lebbo88
    @lebbo88 6 лет назад +67

    7:16 Chris: "I did it, I did it!!" {waves hands like -crazy person- Chris} He sounded so happy when he did something right. Chris, you're so naturally funny. I love it.

  • @TheChaoscard
    @TheChaoscard 7 лет назад +650

    "Get this man a youtube channel"

  • @beebee404
    @beebee404 7 лет назад +250

    Oh my god Chris is so naturally hilarious

  • @schizophist2963
    @schizophist2963 7 лет назад +396

    what I would give for a fixed camera of the whole crew

    • @conormassey6290
      @conormassey6290 7 лет назад +65

      Schizophist RUclips Channel what i wouldn't give to see snugglepoox look over to the captain after chris said "no black people"

  • @JadeOfficial
    @JadeOfficial 7 лет назад +91

    This is why Chris isn't allowed to talk to normal people

  • @candy-stars
    @candy-stars 7 лет назад +47

    Man watching Chris with or without my friends always makes me feel at home when I'm down. Old video but I really hope Chris and his friends know how much stupid stuff like this can cheer someone up

  • @Jaru
    @Jaru 7 лет назад +320

    Julian has been replaced with new laughing guy #1

    • @rotmgpumcake
      @rotmgpumcake 7 лет назад +42

      A new laughing brown

    • @Jaru
      @Jaru 7 лет назад +8

      He did sound brown didnt he. Didnt even realize that lol its confirmed now. Bye Julian

    • @hellspark
      @hellspark 7 лет назад +25

      He laughs and tells Chris he's funny. Confirmed New Julian

    • @El_Andru
      @El_Andru 7 лет назад

      Isn´t laughing guy and Julian the same person? lol

    • @anonimysable
      @anonimysable 7 лет назад

      I thought it was Julian.. it wasnt?

  • @jonnybarnes9737
    @jonnybarnes9737 7 лет назад +187

    That captain is a keeper

    • @freakoffer
      @freakoffer 7 лет назад +25

      Jonny Barnes "i looked away from the console 20 minutes ago"

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 7 лет назад +760

    fucking lol is that ross and holly trying to help in the bg??

    • @Clarestovold
      @Clarestovold 7 лет назад +134

      It is! :'D

    • @totallynotcass7732
      @totallynotcass7732 7 лет назад +4

      Wilburgur. Ya spelled burger wrong. No idea why I said that

    • @golddraconian5481
      @golddraconian5481 7 лет назад +1

      i like your vids

    • @killmyself4010
      @killmyself4010 7 лет назад

      Daddy

    • @adrianbrogan1061
      @adrianbrogan1061 7 лет назад +6

      Yea and chris must've even been using his account based on the fact that the captain said "don't leave us Rubberrose" (Rubberross is Ross' common username I'm guessing the captain just mispronounced it)

  • @youseenednedisdead
    @youseenednedisdead 4 года назад +160

    "But not black people!"
    *everyone waits with bated breath for the black person to laugh"

  • @raymondtennent857
    @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +483

    ok guys and girls my playstaion will make this simple for me for now. I will upload my first video this weekend and I think it will be resident vr and I will give this a honest try. I want to thank oney for giving me the chance to to meet u guys and giving me a chance for a new outlet I will try not to let u guys down.

    • @Dommbuscus
      @Dommbuscus 7 лет назад +58

      Thank you, Captain

    • @megapickle9796
      @megapickle9796 7 лет назад +17

      Raymond Tennent Oh shoot dude. I'm glad I found you in the comments. You were a marvelous captain imo. Your content is also pretty good. I'll give you a nice, steaming pile of subscribers +1

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ 6 лет назад

      You just got a new sub

  • @10far2many
    @10far2many 7 лет назад +93

    I love when Chris plays games online, his interactions with people are pure gold!

  • @1234garrett1993
    @1234garrett1993 7 лет назад +312

    This is one of those videos where you can skip anywhere and it's fucking hilarious lol

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ 6 лет назад

      Garrett P. well said

  • @MooseyFate100
    @MooseyFate100 7 лет назад +625

    >yfw dumb ol' Chris O'Neil is one of the most naturally funny people you know

    • @Mongoosquilax
      @Mongoosquilax 7 лет назад +68

      he's the sweetest little baby boy on youtube.

    • @harbesone
      @harbesone 7 лет назад +17

      hes a good boy

  • @SphealofPokemonshalnevereolve
    @SphealofPokemonshalnevereolve 7 лет назад +24

    The fact that these people are just other people not part of anything related to Oney in any way makes this so much better

  • @aktuellyattee8265
    @aktuellyattee8265 Год назад +23

    "Sir, we're gonna hit that fuckin' rock if you don't turn this shit around" is such an iconic line.

  • @kGb1783
    @kGb1783 7 лет назад +504

    Seriously fuck that new star trek show just make it about this crew right here.

  • @SynsVEVO
    @SynsVEVO 7 лет назад +95

    Easily one of the funnies oneyplays episodes

  • @TheTommygee37
    @TheTommygee37 7 лет назад +402

    Black dude was fucking hilarious

    • @boji_03
      @boji_03 7 лет назад +23

      did u just assume his race

    • @Bleacherzzz
      @Bleacherzzz 7 лет назад +48

      Yes

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG 7 лет назад +18

      TheTommygee37 it's not black it's Browno.

    • @ocarinaguy41
      @ocarinaguy41 7 лет назад +8

      I identify as brown brick

    • @TheTommygee37
      @TheTommygee37 7 лет назад +3

      DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe HiS GeNdEr!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @mysteriousvideomaker1789
    @mysteriousvideomaker1789 7 лет назад +43

    That gollum noise at 4:40 has stopped me from sleeping for 20 minutes because of the hysterical fit of laughter it has bestowed upon little ol' me

  • @GREGXCELENTEFILM
    @GREGXCELENTEFILM 5 лет назад +289

    Lil sad hearing Ross and Holly in the background in2019

    • @masonwarner6853
      @masonwarner6853 5 лет назад +44

      Shit had me like "damn."

    • @humidboii1758
      @humidboii1758 5 лет назад +88

      Jared penis Jared penis Jared penis

    • @joshybratwurst1398
      @joshybratwurst1398 5 лет назад +68

      I dunno. Even that whole bullshit ordeal doesn't ruin this for me. This video is so magical that it feels as if it exists in a joyful little sphere outside of reality.

    • @ididntdoanythingiswear7653
      @ididntdoanythingiswear7653 5 лет назад

      woh what happened?

    • @denteater3498
      @denteater3498 5 лет назад +8

      yowadupdawgLALALALA LA holly cheated on Ross. With Projared.

  • @Blag_Cog
    @Blag_Cog 7 лет назад +74

    5:30 - 5:45
    Legendary VR only moment.

  • @mettle4565
    @mettle4565 7 лет назад +125

    One of these people laugh like Julian and it makes me want Julian here

  • @ariadne-picaro
    @ariadne-picaro 7 лет назад +206

    "I will fucking KISS you my friend!" *kisses fingertip*

    • @HitsugiHime
      @HitsugiHime 7 лет назад +13

      Jasper was so polite about it too, like: "I'll just catch it instead." lmao. It's adorable.

    • @asherath
      @asherath 7 лет назад +5

      put it in you

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 7 лет назад +90

    I can't wait for those guys to search for RubberNinja only to find Ross

    • @perky8390
      @perky8390 6 лет назад +9

      Anonym Martin nah the captain already found oney. Commented and got pinned on this video.

    • @kiryu4169
      @kiryu4169 3 года назад

      @@perky8390 what video

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 года назад +20

    I love how this entire episode is just Chris being himself and everyone laughing after everything he says.

  • @MultiClevername
    @MultiClevername 7 лет назад +75

    This is the best one yet, the black dude should replace one of the regular let's play group.

    • @what-uo1zt
      @what-uo1zt 7 лет назад +17

      i personally wouldnt trade anyone in the current group for anyone, they special boys.
      im not sure how the chemistry would work either, he could be a guest i suppose.

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG 7 лет назад +1

      MultiClevername You mean Brownos ?

  • @Jimmblet
    @Jimmblet 7 лет назад +104

    "Someone get this man a RUclips" if only they knew

  • @Silentshot121
    @Silentshot121 7 лет назад +195

    That one guy laughs like Julian

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 7 лет назад +34

      Silentshot121 It is Julian. He just puts on a voice when Chris is around so he doesn't feel uncomfortable.

  • @corinhendges7555
    @corinhendges7555 7 лет назад +147

    Disrupt eminies

  • @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley
    @Jean-Paul-Lane-Valley 3 года назад +20

    This is sadly the best Star Trek content in years.

  • @TheBoneZoneDeluxe
    @TheBoneZoneDeluxe 7 лет назад +126

    JUST CACKLING AT ME
    CACKLES EVERYWHERE

  • @conormassey6290
    @conormassey6290 7 лет назад +73

    This is the best thing since Oney played Second Life

  • @zbombzbyhislonesome
    @zbombzbyhislonesome 7 лет назад +99

    WITHOUT FRIENDS WOAH

    • @Slayn
      @Slayn 7 лет назад

      Ross and Holly are with him...

    • @Rolsification
      @Rolsification 7 лет назад

      Don't have no boy

  • @raymondtennent857
    @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +749

    guys u got me wanting to try this RUclips thing out I play every game have all the systems but I'm a noob at editing video and uploading stuff on here any help would be much appreciated. then I will do videos

    • @scungesoup6015
      @scungesoup6015 7 лет назад +5

      Raymond Tennent Dont know if you still need help or not but I'm still gonna offer

    • @raymondtennent857
      @raymondtennent857 7 лет назад +24

      Bodacious Memes always brother I learned a lot of stuff but help is always appreciated

    • @mikefortier7081
      @mikefortier7081 7 лет назад +3

      Raymond Tennent I might be able to give you a decent theme

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl 7 лет назад +10

      I might be able to give you a decent meme

    • @bingisboy
      @bingisboy 7 лет назад

      Raymond Tennent Hey man, I don't know if you already did this or not, but you should enable ads on your videos. It's a good way to start out making small portions of revenue. As of yet I haven't seen any ads on your videos.

  • @mxdwnfrcemdia
    @mxdwnfrcemdia 7 лет назад +17

    "CAPTAIN, MY FARTS, THEY STINK REAL BAD!"
    - OneyPlay's quote of 2017

  • @toxotesarcher7287
    @toxotesarcher7287 7 лет назад +113

    is it just me or is this one of the funniest videos on the channel

    • @xCarnageV1
      @xCarnageV1 7 лет назад +6

      Robin Toxotes This is one of the funniest videos on RUclips.

    • @jamesmonroeiii
      @jamesmonroeiii 4 года назад +1

      This and the Lord of the Rings DOS game are my favorite ones.

  • @fluffy4192
    @fluffy4192 7 лет назад +1066

    replace julian that laughing dude and you wont tell the difference

  • @Seveth713
    @Seveth713 7 лет назад +75

    Oney plays with a laugh track.

  • @Zebracakeftw
    @Zebracakeftw 7 лет назад +23

    5:40 is definitely my favorite part

  • @tropicalbreeze1164
    @tropicalbreeze1164 2 года назад +25

    I like to imagine that there is an official Star Trek crew like this somewhere in that universe doing this shit

  • @GarrettGrooz
    @GarrettGrooz 7 лет назад +93

    I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard for 14 minutes straight.. this was great!