"My armour is to protect against those who would harm me physically, Your garb is armour against those who would judge you mentally. We are not the same" 🗿🛡
Subbed, cant believe people dont bother making long versions of the actually good versions of tracks. The same issue happens with the autotrem for example. you did well with this one
"Medieval armor wouldn't protect you in modern day, it's useless don't waste your money!!!!! 😭😭" Me using it to protect myself from canadians 🗿(They don't actually have any firearms)
Katanas we’re forged of an inferior metal and were meant to cut light armor like wood. A samurai versus a medieval knight would be a slaughter, simply because the difference in the combat environments is so vast.
"what did the thief stole from your old scottish castle?" "Just a decorative suit of armor, I'm not sure why since there are more valuable things in here" *My honest reaction from the newspaper the day after*
Me deciding what to play in Elden Ring: "Maybe a rot build?" "Maybe a tank or katana build? Maybe a gimmick build?" Basic Reposte Guard Counter Knight build with shield and sword:
"Sir, you can't wear armor to this wedding!"
The longsword in my scabbard:
"My armour is to protect against those who would harm me physically, Your garb is armour against those who would judge you mentally. We are not the same" 🗿🛡
@@TemplarTim based
@@TemplarTimwell honestly plate armour is more for confidence than anything these days cause they can't block bullets.
@astroyeaster9464 I beg to differ. You see, I had a friends shoot me in armor and I was fine. Then we compared it to without armor.
@@carnage1423 Bro Got Revived 😭🙏
Finally someone did this in sync with the beat...
It was about time! Thanks for your support, brother 🛡
@@TemplarTimJesus loves u
@@Dogestronaut2.0 The Lord loves each and every one of us, for he is our Father and guide. God Bless, Brother 🛡
@@TemplarTim Nice to see your on the family, brother 🛡️
@@TemplarTimis there any way you can show/direct me how I can sync it like that with the beat? Cheers
My friend: where's my iron?
*My honest reaction:*
@alastor6738 has made the advancement [acquire hardware]
@alastor6738 has made the advancement [suit up]
@@theYeastBoi1332 theYeastBoi1332 has made the advancement [Cover me in debris]
@alastor6736 was slain by @myfriendwithnoiron using [My Honest Reaction]
@alastor6738 has died trying to swim in lava
Mom: you can't wear that to your grandpa's funeral
My honest reaction:
It's what he would have wanted
@@Tariqali-bj5hmhahahaha
His grandpa survived many events, so he's wearing this for memories. Respect❤
Grandpa stand up from the coffin: lit asf boi
Chat…. I’m honoring my family legacy
"You can't just come to your wedding wearing a whole set of armour!"
My honest reaction:
"I'm wearing a suit, you're wearing a suit, what's the big deal, Brother?" 🛡
@@TemplarTimno probs bro, they jus jealous that yo armour looks more SOLID !!!
And you’re a goddamn fool if you think the bros also ain’t rolling up to your wedding in full iron armor.
you can't just be the most chad character in For honor
Male Warden:
"Male"? Don't you mean.. "Traits 2" Warden 🤨🛡
@@TemplarTimwhat a fool i am
I love the Trait 2 Wardens BIG beefy shoulders
Knights campaign was like the only one with interesting and memorable characters
warlord
Witch hunters when they see a Witch
Pansexuals when they see a pan
unuttered dogs for no reason when they see any living thing or inanimate object:
Someone: Makes a cure for cancer
Witch Hunters:
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK you have alerted the horde!
The CIA when they see a legitimate jonalist:
Lithuanian pagan child: when i grow up i wa-
A random knight of the teutonic order:
“Sir you can’t dock your sh-“
The fleet of Crusaders appearing:
The Poles nearby: 😮
Priests looking at pagan children:
Catholic priest looking at pagan children
@@talal6983 I think you're a bit late with that comment.
As a knight myself...this is officially a medieval classic, love from the HRE. 🇩🇪❤️
All my love from sunny England right back at you! 🏴🛡
As a hospitaller in Acre in our lord years of 1288, I bid the lord's fortune to you
As one of the last crusaders to have been in Europe, Gott Mit Uns Brüder.
How are you folk doing in the Third Reich?😊
Your Talking about Austrian Empire right?
Right!@@jestfullgremblim8002
medieval knights when the enemy has no maces:
Someone: U cant beat the whole Dark Souls trilogy without dying
My Honest Reaction:
*the person who did* (I forgot his name)
I have finished the game twice and still regularly perish to Taurus Demon without grinding Endurance up beforehand. God bless those legends among us 🛡
@@TemplarTimamong us 📮📮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@TF2EngineerGamingOfficial.69did you tell soldier to stop teleporting bread yet?
@@TeaOverlord i did, but he keeps doing It when i'm not watching.This is what demo told me
1:08 hits so hard ong
Ong Ong 🍷🗿
Absolutely, my liege 🗿
ong real
Ong
Someone: You're not a dark souls knight! Stop pretending like you are!
My most honest, truest, most genuine, and sincerest reaction:
Alex:Where is our iron?
Steve's honest reaction :
When your one of the first warriors on the planet to grab that full plate after it gets invented 😂
Chaos space marines: you are surrounded
Single adeptus custodes:
Someone: YOU CAN'T JUST CALL SOMEONE A WITCH AND BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!
My honest reaction:
Boston moment
Sounds like something a witch would say…
1:07 THE BEAT
Sir you can’t beat up your wife- The 1 million power in my rise of kingdoms
Subbed, cant believe people dont bother making long versions of the actually good versions of tracks. The same issue happens with the autotrem for example. you did well with this one
My sincerest Thanks, Brother! You have brought me much joy and I hope this video brings you double ♥️🛡
intruders: shh! dont make a noise or the guard will find us!
guardian/knight's honest reaction:
Ngl this is just the perfect one
The others were either barely slowed down or they didnt have enough base at the meme part
My exact reason for making it! So glad it found someone who needed it. Thanks for sharing, my brother.
"Bishops are better"
Knight's honest reaction:
This should go viral
FR!
Knights > Bishops
the goat of 2023 memes, i dont want him to die
On that we certainly agree, brother! 🛡
"Medieval armor wouldn't protect you in modern day, it's useless don't waste your money!!!!! 😭😭" Me using it to protect myself from canadians 🗿(They don't actually have any firearms)
@@thiha8600 "run thy pockets!"
"No! I deny" * *sword fight breaks out* *
@@Kereznikovathy the people try to rob ya, shall be banished by Yar holy swordh
@@aprizalrusmana8940 BY THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
@@Kereznikova I SHALL SEND YE BACK TO THE MIGHTY CREATOR
"M'lady, thine cheeks are of the plumpest variety, may wilt thou allow me to clappeth?"
Samurai are superior to knights! Katanas are far lighter and can cut through your armour!
Me:
Reason why my armor exist reaction:
Samurai look way coole-me who is about to do 360 spin and cut their legs
European longswords can cut through katanas like butter.
Katanas were infamous for breaking
Katanas we’re forged of an inferior metal and were meant to cut light armor like wood. A samurai versus a medieval knight would be a slaughter, simply because the difference in the combat environments is so vast.
"Sir, you can't comment on this video, it's over a year old!"
*My genuine retort:*
"Sir, you can't comment on this video, it's over a year old!"
Mt genuine reaction"
"I did it I found the cure for cancer!"
*Witch hunters in the area:*
love how the video is on beat the entire time without fail
Thank you for noticing 😎🛡
Friend: "There's no way you can beat the Warden with only iron armor"
Me:
Mom: where is my $3000?
My honest reaction:
Blud really think he's the royal prince Roland of third💀💀💀💀
Give me iron and u will make you one for free (lie)
@@emptycanal all I can afford was 400 ounces of copper and some old iron gardening tools, take it or leave it....
@@aprizalrusmana8940
Take it 🗿
“Mother, I have spent thy currency to purchase a medieval suit of high quality steel with a sword and shield to accompany it, have a good day”
"Griffith did nothing wrong"
My honest reaction:
Knight: "Hey! you cant enter past these gates"
Me and my 800 men:
"what did the thief stole from your old scottish castle?"
"Just a decorative suit of armor, I'm not sure why since there are more valuable things in here"
*My honest reaction from the newspaper the day after*
What an oddly specific, yet hilarious comment! Thank you, Brother 🛡
"Sir you burned 30 orphanages and 13 hospitals killing 312 people"
My honest reaction:
“Sire, you cannot plunder thy shillings”
My LongSword:
I can't fathom how honest his reaction was!
Medieval ahh rizz
"Ay where's all the iron i left in our chest?"
"Get me that platinum chip"
Me thinking he said Platinum drip:
"Hey bro- I put a bunch of iron ore in the furnace, you know where it went?"
“Alright, time for a nice chilled out game of Warzone”
阿府優武絵:
"You can't just beat the shit out of the assassin, mage and orc all by yourself in the advertisement."
His honest reaction:
3:02 let me in your world
MC of an old school animation: *Enters a haunted mansion*
Random reanimated decorative suit of armor's honest reaction:
"this new game has elemental magic, time magic and divine magic.
what are you gonna choose?"
My honest reaction:
It’s already been a month and still listening to it every day
Friend: Who stole my iron?
Me: *Acquire hardware, Suit up*
Yo Jimmy distract the enemy for an ambush
Jimmy :
"Did you take my iron?"
"No. ( I made a iron armor )
medieval women:finds cure for cancer using science
Witch hunters:
"Sir we couldnt get you the heavy armorset but just a single armored shoulder piece. What are you going to do?"
¡Es demasiado atractivo! 🫨
Such a gentleman
"You can't just burn the world with a big tree 😢"
My honest reaction :
"Old times are the worst!"
His Grandpa:
You cant play og shadow fight 2 its not here anymore!
Me asf:
The NPCs: What are those noises that are heard behind that fog?
Me in NG+ clapping Nashandra in less than 2 minutes:
The 16th century knights after raiding and slaughtering an entire village for a payment of 10 gold coins:
Bro got medival rizz 💀💀
Me deciding what to play in Elden Ring:
"Maybe a rot build?" "Maybe a tank or katana build? Maybe a gimmick build?"
Basic Reposte Guard Counter Knight build with shield and sword:
Medieval Rizz
“You can't come to school on the last day with that on!”
My honest reaction:
Finally i got the one that get slowed to perfection.
It warms my gauntlets to know this edit found someone who needed it! Enjoy, brother 🛡
"No matter how much kevlar we have, zombies will still bite our arms and legs!"
My honest reaction:
Friends : where are my iron ?
Me:
achievement unlocked:acquire hardware
"our state of the art game allows you to be a variety of different species and classes for your character"
My chivalrous reaction:
some woman: cure someone of some disease
Catholic Church in the Middle Ages: 1:09
Women possibly inventing the cure to cancer,
Witch hunters:
Great job!I love it!❤😊
Thank you for your kind words, shield sister! 🛡
@@TemplarTimur welcome.
Friend: we have lost iron
my honest reaction to this information:
"nooooo u cant just do crusades because you can"
my honest reaction:
A woman discovering the cure to cancer
The witch hunter scouting around:
"we're gonna rule europe!"
holy empire honest reaction:
Markiplier’s honest reaction after Honey gets caught:
Edp445 when he sees a untouched cupcake:
An* 🗿🛡
1:04 🎉
"My friends thinking i cant win a fight with iron armor"
My honest reaction:
My friend: "Who took all my iron?"
me asf: "Suit Up"
Melody for thy ears
I am pleased to serve, bother! 🛡
Stranger: Can we get ice cream
Someone named ice: 1:08
Melina: Don't accept the frenzied flame it'll kill everyone!
My completely honest reaction:
True Kings become the Dark Lord 🕊🛡️
@@TemplarTim The truest gigachads light themselves on fire.
May chaos take the world!
Black:Why isn't this a mate?
the bishop 10000000 miles away
“You can’t take back Jerusalem” 🤓
Literally my honest reaction:
They say I‘m maidenless
*my honest reaction:*
“Stop being a knight and dueling people and care for me”
My Honest reaction:
Nooo! Its a game with many fantasy races and classes! You cant just pick the most basic options!
My human fighter:
Humanity is king 👑🛡
''Excuse me, peasant, I do not allow you to receive my consent to bring your mighty armor here.''
The lance that my fellow nights have equipped:
Other beings : Exists
Dark Souls Protagonist :
Me after I shoulder bash lawbringer for the 69th time
Teammates: lets play passive don't rush
My honest reaction:
Bro: Who stole my iron?
My honest reaction: *Suit Up*
Handsome 😳
"You cant just burn witch!" Knigth honest reaction:
POV: witch hunters when a woman plays a simple card trick
When I see the dragon terrorizing the village looking extra thicc:
"Did you steal my iron?"
My honest reaction
Iron armored minecraft players when they see an unarmed player who just spawned.
"Goblins are people too!"
Goblin Slayer:
“Sir they have gotten in the kingdom and the king is dead!”