Sorry Cowboy, I feel for ya, the last thing ya needed was more competition. And now that politicians have turned your privates into a semi- lethal weapon, your really screwed,or most likely NOT!😜
Two soldiers were walking by a brothel. There were two nice looking girls on the brothel steps. As the soldiers walk by, one of the girls says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier looks at her and said, "Yeah, you can wind my clock!" The soldier goes into the brothel with her, and about 30 minutes later, he comes out. About two weeks later, the same soldiers are walking by the brothel again. The same girl sees them but she doesn't recognize the soldier, she says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier turned around and looked at her and said, "No, It's still running from the last time!"
Poor old cowboy! An honest man, not familiar with city ways. His first thought was that "lesbian" was was a kind of cattle, like holsteen, or black angus, or something. I won't explain the mooing sounds.
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I didn't see that one coming!!!!🤣
Good thing he walked into a bar instead of a bus... 😂
That's a very old one 😂😂
I can totally relate. (Pooh on all the critics.)
Me too, it would seem....
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Sorry Cowboy, I feel for ya, the last thing ya needed was more competition. And now that politicians have turned your privates into a semi- lethal weapon, your really screwed,or most likely NOT!😜
Two soldiers were walking by a brothel. There were two nice looking girls on the brothel steps. As the soldiers walk by, one of the girls says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier looks at her and said, "Yeah, you can wind my clock!" The soldier goes into the brothel with her, and about 30 minutes later, he comes out. About two weeks later, the same soldiers are walking by the brothel again. The same girl sees them but she doesn't recognize the soldier, she says, "Hey soldier, can I wind your clock?" The soldier turned around and looked at her and said, "No, It's still running from the last time!"
Poor old cowboy! An honest man, not familiar with city ways. His first thought was that "lesbian" was was a kind of cattle, like holsteen, or black angus, or something. I won't explain the mooing sounds.
That was funny. In todays world, that's not surprising. Great voices😅
Thanks Kimberly! 😀
Lesbos , did he find out he was from that Greek island😊?
I'm certainly not a Cowboy 🤠 but could 💯 identify as a #Lesbian 🤣🤣🤣
Is that supposed to be a picture of a cowboy on the easel?
Maybe he's a lesbian after all.
😂
Not funny way too long to get to the punch line and too many unneeded adjectives.
NOT FUNNY