"EVEN MORE TWILIGHT" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 2 янв 2024
- Jacob struggles as Edward and Bella take things to the next level.
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00:06 - Bella wants more food
00:19 - The wedding
00:46 - The reception
00:59 - A tender moment between Bella and Jacob
01:25 - Sensuality
01:36 - A riddle
01:56 - A consummation
02:13 - Jacob speculates
02:40 - Jacob introspects
02:47 - Bella wants to play
03:13 - Jacob's friends
03:34 - A confrontation
04:01 - Edward finds out
04:18 - Outro 
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I like how even in the BLR, Charlie Swan is still the sanest person around
Oh my god I just realized... Is Charlie surename Swan?? That's cute... Bella Swan sounds ok. But Charlie Swan is hella cute.
#TeamMustacheDad
He asks the important philosophical questions in life
@@RaistlanCEWas just about to say that!
“Okay, Teen Wolf, Lestat, just chill. Ch-ch-ch.”
“She’s built for it”
“Bro how”
Got me dead 🤣
Lol the head turn in the middle
Hahahaha me to
Also what killed me, lol
Pregnant,dying lmaoo. I read your comment before seeing that part and the second I did I died!!! Omgosh!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂
"That scarecrow could be one of your friends. You could go 'Hay friend.'"
This is comedy on another level.
Ik lmao
That last exchange is so relatable :
"What?! You went to the mall and didn't bring me? I mean, that is so low... I know you got a Cinnabon!" 😂
They never run out!
This hurts, because the original Cinnabon in Federal Way shut down.
@@Skyebright1 I don't know what it was about that line that had me cracking up. 🤣
😆 😆 Just read this but I had commented the same thing, haha
@@sarahrupert5320 Great minds think alike 😉
I love how it's been nearly a decade since the last BLP Twilight video and the vibe hasn't changed a bit.
Edit: HOLY SH!T THAT'S A LOT OF LIKES! THANK YOU!
FACT.
@@ImahSillyGirlyeah but its not that funny like first one
yes it is@@MrJezu
I was toooo geeked when I seen this!!! Lls
The first one was the best
Now I desperately want to see Belle try to play rugby 11 months pregnant
She's built for it
She's built for it! LMAO! That was a good line.
@@chrismclaughlin3635 dude? How?
I’ll find a ball
This is a fetish, isn't it?
After all these years, I love your consistency at making that one vampire guy still speak gibberish.
Glivver shimps
A wogga wooga havachee.
Please, it’s French
What now he said to me?
And Bella Swan still constipated 😂😂😂
Lost it at Bella looking at her pregnant belly and just being like "oops." Taking notes for a future pregnancy announcement.
😂 my favorite part. oops.
Its like sims in the sims 2.😂😂
that's what happens when you Lumpy Cheese
"You got a problem?"
"Flee, flee...flee."
ikr?! The flee flee flee got me too!
You ever watch "Vampires Suck", the Twilight parody movie? I swear, you'll laugh your @$$ off! 😂
@@cheesefactory4234Oh my goodness. I couldn't breathe when they started doing the hustle. I can't even explain why that scene, specifically, was what sent me.
@@user-kh4lg9id3p
"IT'S RAININ' MEN!! HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAININ' MEN, AGAIN!!" XD
@@cheesefactory4234I watched Vampire suck before twilight series and now anytime Aro is in the screen, I can't help but just lol at the thought of Ken jeong playing his character
That riddle bit was gold 😂😂😂
Is the answer "floss"? 😁
@anneterwilleger7679 that's pretty good
He is pretty awful at it for someone who's done like 5 million. Guess quality over quantity holds true.
@@anneterwilleger7679 I thought the answer would be "Their Bags"
Loving the "Seagulls Stop It Now" in the background at the wedding. I was just waiting to hear "Penny for your thoughts..."
‘I hate Brenda’
"That log had a child"
That was an especially nice touch.
I didn't even notice. Gotta watch again...
Ikr, it was perfect for the wedding.
"She's built for it" absolutely killed me.
What how?
@@Skyebright1 I'll find a ball.
This series is a gold mine for Bad Lip Reading and I'm here for it.
drag talk
jawohl! 😆
It's still better than the original dialogues.
Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.
I thought this was the original dialogue
If you haven't already, I highly recommend you get the Rifftrax audiofiles for the twilight films. they're fantastic.
Lumpy cheese was definitely original dialogue
Let me in is a bullshit remake.@@marcusaguilar874
I’m always so impressed how he can make separate stories that also sort of make sense with the bad lip readings. Like the riddle part is so funny because that very well could be a real conversation.
"Seagulls, stop it now" playing at the wedding is the best thing ever.
It’s been like 10 years, I’m so glad more Twilight BLRs are finally getting released
Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.
no thanks@@marcusaguilar874
@@marcusaguilar874just watch out for that one scene in the original movie
That Cinnabon line broke me down in tears..
Me toooo 😂
It was a totally valid reaction to the Cinnabon. 😂
They NEVER run out
It got me too. I’m so done. 😂😂😂
My husband just gave me that look and said ‘see, even twinkle fella gets it!’ 😂😂😂 when I was pregnant, I was at Cinnabon everyday and I would end up eating the one I brought home for him. Every time! 😂😂😂
The rugby section had me rolling. Then the turtles. Then the fly. The more cohesive conversations were so good!
Not gonna lie, that casual "Oops" from Suddenly Pregnant Bella just seconds after the creepiest make-out scene EVER made me spit-laugh coffee over my screen.
Also... is that a new BLR song I hear in the background at the end? When are we going to be blessed with the full version of it? 😃
"do you want to scrub my butt tattoo" I freaking lost it on that one
“They’re not your friends dude….. just turtles.” 😂😂
"ehnrr flee! flee! nnr flee!" can be applied to so many real life situations. I squeal with laughter. Another absolute on-repeater of excellence, thank you! 💗✨
"Ruh-ro" put the nail in the coffin. Actually too funny 😂
Nail in the coffin isn't even an approriate/fitting metaphor here...
I haven't watched any of these movies. But I know this BLR improves it 1000%.
Same 😭
Jacob: “This is crazy.”
Carlisle: “Like your furry scrotum.”
Best line in this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Turns out those turtles were correct."
That line has got me giggling under my covers when I'm supposed to be asleep.
"Who's the boy? Who...made love to you?"
and
"Hold on, scary Bella. What do you mean?"
had me dying 😂
"Dreams live forever and ever"
Taylor Lautner reprising his role as Sharkboy
He was recast for We Can Be Heroes...
Yes cuz everytime i watch it i say "dream dream dream dream dreeeaammm" lmfao
Still a better love story than Twilight, even after all these years.
Always
Watch “Let Me In”. It’s like Twilight But Better. But in this one the boy is a human and the girl is a vampire, and they fall in love with each other. It’s scarier and better than Twilight.
@@marcusaguilar874 That's not exactly a high bar to jump a shark over.
@@marcusaguilar874 it's not love, you kinda missed all the plot's point. Also, if you want a good vampire movie, watch Only lovers left alive, or Blood red sky.
@@marcusaguilar874he isnt a girl tho
The way he says "who made love to you" is so funny! Also, "This is cwazy" haha.
"Dreams live forever and ever"
"Are you looking at my mouth"
Just had to ruin a perfect line😂😂😂
"...Floridian shellfish from the gulf", right from the rip you caught me off guard and had me rolling "das ist good"..."Ya wohl" HA! So much awkward. OUTSTANDING job.
Honestly, this is my new favorite BLR. 🖖🏻
I don’t know what you said ;)
This is honestly so much better than the actual movie
"Rugby?"
"She's built for it."
"Bro - HOW?!" 🤣
"You went to the mall and didn't bring me that is just so low I know you got a cinnabon" relatable edward
These videos never cease to make me laugh hysterically every time 😂😂😂
"Oops"
Pretty much sums up the whole Twilight series.
"Who's that papa?" Than disappears caught me off guard. 🤣🤣🤣
“Das is gut?” haha I never know what to expect from these things but always end up laughing so hard every time 😂
Jawohl ;)
Haha 😂
Yes! Thank you for continuing to make these. I was just watching your channel last night and wishing there were more videos.
I love how the "Seagulls" song was playing in the background at the party.
Edward at 1:24 is very accurate to how the characters speak in the movie
Hopefully we get a full version of "Morbid Fascination (with Goodbyes)" - what a beautiful sounding song.
The songs are always Grammy-worthy lol
honestly, same, it's so good
Is there a longer version of the song?
@@therealcjc I'm guessing not :-( tried searching, Shazam, then this comment chain seems to indicate the channel just makes snippets for videos.
I just spent ten minutes looking for a full version of this then finally saw your comment. Hopefully they’ll make it one day, I’d never stop listening to it.
I love that they use their songs in the background😂 The yoda seagulls song at the wedding reception😂
Love the Yoda cameo! "Show you some dance moves. Mmmm!"
Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!
That was the best part. Hilarious that they would be listening to, "Seagulls, Stop it Now." I just mentioned that song in a text last night.
Just a suggestion - You guys need to add laugh breaks after the best sections because I can’t pause the video or hear it because I’m laughing so hard. These are so freaking amazing
Jacob's line delivery is gold throughout.
THIS IS KWAZY
Haven't even fully watched it all but love it. You have helped me through depression and heart break. Laughing heals the heart and you have me in absolute stitches with your videos. Once I nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Much love and honesty you save lives ❤❤️🔥💪
@ashleyward760 So glad to hear you're seeking laughter in the midst of depression and heartache, that's so important for healing.
If you haven't already, I highly recommend checking out Kitboga(and More Kitboga). Laughing at his videos helped me through the hardest 2 years of my own depression and heartache. He's such a character (or, several characters, I guess.😁)
You Matter🫶🏻
This is the only reason I'll watch anything Twilight. Keep it up!
2:43 Imagine being one of the lip-reader guys and you see an actor mouthing "you looking at my mouth?"
I'll be laughing at mustachioed vincent for the rest of the week
I personally think Tony 2-Knees is the father... 🤔
@@Roy.A my money's on Boggy Dank
Could you imagine if one of the turtles Jacob talks to is Anthony? That would be a fun crossover event 🐢💚
YES!!!!
Jacob would make sure no one does an evil drive-by on Anthony
@@marymathews1543 truth
Ew! He's MUSHY!!!!
Thank god! I was afraid yall were on yr way out with the gaps in-between videos! The world Needs more BLR, laughter is one of the universal languages after all 😂
Way back in the 70s there was a series called "mad movies" This type of humor never fails to get me😂
I love how Seagulls! Stop It Now is playing at the wedding.
Such a good film. And so relatable. I was also confused and upset when my partner went to the mall and got a Cinnabon without me. And when I found out turtles were not my friends, but just turtles that couldn’t talk😢
Love all you do, BLR!! Please please please do the Star Wars prequels!! I can't imagine how funny you'd make Anakin! 🤣🙏🏼
Slightly different, but Auralnauts has a good range of Star Wars vids in the style of BLR
YES! The only way I can sit through the Twilight series. Thank you for making this somewhat palatable.
You are so friggin' talented, Mr. BLR 👍 Thank you for each and every video over the years 👍👍👍
I enjoy these so much more than the sports ones. Awesome to have some old school content.
I love this AND the actual Twilight movies.
I love the “seagulls” song in the background during the dance scene
I was amazed at how little some of the actors articulate and move their mouths when they speak. Never could have imagined that it was even better for BLR!! On another note, I laughed out loud when I heard the Seagulls song in the background for the wedding music. Y'all never cease to amaze!!
Always excited for more BLR
I've never seen even one of these movies, yet I feel like I understand them completely. Thanks Bad Lip Reading!
BLR should be prescribed... one per day to keep depression away. Thanks so much for making me laugh. ❤
Excellent! This might be your best work yet. This is the perfect type of movie for the BLR treatment, it's so melodramatic and takes itself so seriously.
"uh FLEE!! FLEE!! 😨 FLEE!!!"
😂😂😂
These never get old 😂
The kiss was too much for me. 😂
“You wanna scrub my butt tattoo?” is the most romantic thing I have ever heard
Not Tony Two-Knees!
3:48 "the freakin tattoo" killed me. I laughed and laughed and laughed. These are so good.
Jacob and Edward having a rivalry over turtles that can speak is my new head canon
This is soo much better than bella doing her own asthma stutter version of her lines
Still a better love story than Twilight.
"Is this...
...love juice?
Yeah....juice..."
The sensual romance never stops.
I'm sure she said jizz 😅
I love that the lip reading isn’t random, it actually looks like it fits perfectly
For some reason, the awkward delivery of "What do you mean?" at 2:58 just got me.
"your balls are creaky" got me rolling 🤣
Its bones
It's as if you've never left. This has some 2010 vibes to it and I love it.
2:12 ..."Oops". Love it!
This is the funniest it’s ever been and the bar was already so high for BLR twilight! I’m having a procedure done this morning, about which I am extremely nervous, and this helped take the edge off a little. Thank you for providing laughs for over a decade!
So happy that there's another blr video!
Love these recap videos. Now I can impress my girl without having to sit through the movie.
Jacob's voice instantly cracks me up every time without fail
Yay! I’ve been waiting literally years for this. Thank you.
MORE BLR! Can’t wait!
Walking Dead!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the app and saw this. 🥳 Never stop the Twilighting!!! 😂
The "Hay friend" line killed me :D
Bless you guys for this, I've been waiting on so patiently
"Lumpy Chesse" got me so good 😂
1:44
They would pack their bag(s). You can't pack things into clothes, toothbrush, tickets, etc.
Wow. I’m so glad I stumbled into these again. They absolutely slay me every time.
I'm so happy you're still making these all these years later
This is the hardest I'd laughed in awhile. Ridiculous.
Thank you. ❤
BLR - I'm very thankful that you're helping me meet my new years resolution goal of watching more of your new content.Please don't stop.Last year was rough,and I could really use this resolution working out.
Hahaha, the music at the wedding is your seagulls song 😂
I'll remember that, heard that at least 1 million times back then 😊❤
0:46 - Now THAT'S the song you play at a wedding ^_^! 🎶