FAQ: Q: Why do you wait at elevators before entering them? Couldn't you save like a minute just by entering the elevator sooner? A: In most cases, the game won't load the next map until GLaDOS or whoever is done talking. The way the game checks to see if this is the case by having several points along the elevator shaft where the game will check if the dialogue has finished, and if it has, load the next map. Waiting in front of the elevator and entering at a specific time ensures that the dialogue will finish just before the elevator hits one of those points, so there is the least amount of time possible between the dialogue ending and the game loading the next map. Q: Why are you flying? Are you cheating? A: The flight ability is a glitch done by changing your crouch position in a funnel while you have zero velocity. There are some parts in chapter 9 where I fly through some walls, but those walls aren't solid because you're never supposed to reach them before they disappear visually. Q: Why are you cheating? This run is not legit because it is cheat. A: no
@@niftyskyblue All of the other test subjects were capable of superhuman speeds, thanks to tests that revolves around a drug to increase speed. But I suppose all those pounds you put on in your stasis have weighted you down, and nullified that drug.
no it doesn't work like that, if you get it its insta-world-record, its failing to get hoopy the hoop that invalidates the run ( according to can't even )
@@thesuperbslidewhistler312 do you mean before the elevators? he does that so that the loading screen will trigger sooner during a particular section of dialogue.
56:52 *shoots a portal on the moon at the climax of the game, seconds before Wheatley gets sucked into space forever* Wheatley: look at the word TEST there on the wall, that’s brand new
Not only this, but GladoS was pumping something into the air to mess up Chell's perception of time, so 12 hours might have really passed. ...Or Wheatley is an idiot. Probably an idiot.
@@YokeyDokey i believe there is a glitch with the excursion funnels (the blue or orange light tube things that pull u through the air) that allows you to fly anywhere, and that area of the map does not have collision at that point, so he can just fly through.
"Without glitches, the only difference between a play through and a speedrun is that you're trying to go fast, which is boring." It depends on the game. Some games don't have glitches. So it's not a case of avoiding glitches, it's a case of there not being any. Or they may be avoiding certain glitches, like ACE on Super Mario World and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I'm pretty sure you can complete Super Mario 64 120 Star with exploits, but without glitches. I actually really like both the glitchless and regular speedruns of Mirror's Edge 1. An example of a great speedrunning category that has no glitches would be Trials Rising Diamond%. Another would be Doom UV max, like Eviternity UV Max, as far as I remember, don't think any glitches in that... But great and hard speedrun, anyway...
Also, some games have glitches that made their runs boring af. Take HL2 for instance with the save/load glitch. Instead of using movement to the best of one's ability, you just fly into the skybox and run across the top of the map to the end. Of course theres many glitches that still take skill and I don't understand those who say otherwise
I agree a lot of glitchy categories are boring and just mater of being decent, doing few tricks repeatedly, and most of the time you can retry if you fail quickly. My current favorite speedrun game is Factorio. It is pure skill, memory, pre-planning and practice, practice, practice. Both mental and physical. Zero glitches. All the runs exploit no bugs (well, becasue Factorio is bug-free ;D almost). 2h of non stop doing things without a pause, in extremely complex build. No loading screens, no waiting for cutscenes.
@@BrightPage174 this ESPECIALLY goes for the Majora’s Mask speedrun, which is LARGELY skipped. You don’t even have to do the full first cycle, just manipulate physics to jump onto the clock tower platform, then literally rewrite the code from within the game to just skip to the ending, or just skip to the final boss if you want to show off the power of a STICK.
WorldTravel1518 I think she was just spiteful at the start and GLaDOS was just saying that to try and get to her. Chell is obviously in pretty good physical condition.
The way she does it is actually insulting Chell. The way Wheatley does it is just calling her fat and adopted, while GLaDOS doesn’t just directly say “Fatty fatty no parents” and combines it with rips on her being bad at the tests.
even though portal 2 has been my all time favorite game since release, ive never seen any speedruns of it. this was really fucking impressive, and i didnt even know some of this stuff was even possible. definitely subbing :)
i was watching the run and i noticed you started talking about HL: Alyx I looked at the date of this video and I started smiling. It's great to see that such an amazing game still has records being broken, chambers being made, people making friends on Co-Op, and just generally people playing the game
@@ChristinaMagmaI'm three years late but I think OP meant because at the time it wasn't recognized as a global pandemic (I mean I remember already having to finish school online, idk maybe he just lived in a different part of the country or something)
as an American I've been happily ignoring the rest of the world for like you know ever thats the most American thing ive heard someone say in quite a while
Kiddo, in the first place, is not my first language and second place, I write on my phone, and this phone has autocorrect. And you have 9?? That explains a lot 🤣
Tyvan Hansen Nah, he:s running the actual game here. What he’s doing is explained in his Chapter 8 speed run tutorial that he made last year: by pressing against the door before the panel comes up, the panel doesn’t block him away from it
He also skips, like, ALL of the betrayal by just standing on top of the elevator and then falling down the shaft before he even turns GLaDOS into a potato
I've looked at the entities via ent_fire suggestions, and apparently PotatOS actually follows a path I believe it's either of 2 things: - You move around the world but don't see that, which is less likely since the tube ride does show position changes - The world moves around you, which doesn't make much sense I haven't figured out how to free myself yet
"Everything can't go perfectly - you need some time-save for the next run." Genuinely a top inspiration quote right there. Found me on a low day, but those are words to live by!
Even as different as it was (bc speedrun, obviously) I got emotional seeing the end of Portal 2 again. I miss the days when games were engaging, well-made, and interesting due to the developer's effort put into making the game unique, not the same as whatever shit was popular at the moment. I have sat for hours doing nothing more than listening to GLaDOS' voice and staring at the incredible environments in the game. Both Portal games made me look at three-dimensional environments entirely differently than I could ever have without them. Not to mention the hundreds of hours that I listened to the music from the game and watched fan-made videos. I hope Battle Royales are erased from history just enough so that no one ever tries them again, but plenty such that their horrid nature is properly sealed from human minds.
i don't think battle royales should be eliminated or anything, they're easy to make and fun to play, but it's still incomparable to a game like portal. There are still engaging games, they're just not as mainstream as battle royales. Just different genres for different people, you know?
@@mintbrownieangelfish-6114 have you played the mod for portal 2? it's really good in the plot, there's not gore and the puzzles are really hard, but entertaining.
I love watching speedruns amp up near the end - in the beginning, there's always a few devoted fans that watch every stream, but as it gets closer to PB/WR, hundreds of people flood in
You're so good at the game that's what i wanted thx a lot for this content i finished the game while thinking while you can relate on muscle memory 😂 you do pog
You can't peekaportal on a flat wall normally. The only way to do something like this would be to have eye offset which would mean you'd need to go through an angled panel. You might be able to do this with the floor portal but that would require going through the wall portal for just a bit then peeking your face back through to hit the shot real quick. Pretty hard for minimal timesave.
but teh sourcerun guy has 57 he has wr not you and i bet if tas man run tis gaem he can get sub 30 and haha for the record you dont have to go that slowly lmfao
copypasta: In most cases, the game won't load the next map until GLaDOS or whoever is done talking. The way the game checks to see if this is the case by having several points along the elevator shaft where the game will check if the dialogue has finished, and if it has, load the next map. Waiting in front of the elevator and entering at a specific time ensures that the dialogue will finish just before the elevator hits one of those points, so there is the least amount of time possible between the dialogue ending and the game loading the next map.
FAQ:
Q: Why do you wait at elevators before entering them? Couldn't you save like a minute just by entering the elevator sooner?
A: In most cases, the game won't load the next map until GLaDOS or whoever is done talking. The way the game checks to see if this is the case by having several points along the elevator shaft where the game will check if the dialogue has finished, and if it has, load the next map. Waiting in front of the elevator and entering at a specific time ensures that the dialogue will finish just before the elevator hits one of those points, so there is the least amount of time possible between the dialogue ending and the game loading the next map.
Q: Why are you flying? Are you cheating?
A: The flight ability is a glitch done by changing your crouch position in a funnel while you have zero velocity. There are some parts in chapter 9 where I fly through some walls, but those walls aren't solid because you're never supposed to reach them before they disappear visually.
Q: Why are you cheating? This run is not legit because it is cheat.
A: no
b-but that’s not the way it’s meant to be played!!!!! /s
he just said "no"
Agreed he’s a cheater
Joey Pro1012 agreed thanks for telling everyone how stupid you are
@@JoeyPro-ib4zi can you PLEASE tell us HOW he is a cheater?
It makes the "You're completing the test chambers faster than I can build them" line more genuine
It also makes the ‘I guess you _are_ listening to me. But for the record, you don’t have to go _that_ slowly.’ line HILARIOUS
NiftySky blue 9/10 could be faster
And the “you’re going to have to solve these 10x as fast”
@@niftyskyblue All of the other test subjects were capable of superhuman speeds, thanks to tests that revolves around a drug to increase speed. But I suppose all those pounds you put on in your stasis have weighted you down, and nullified that drug.
They shouldve really added more speedrun specific dialogue like that
Can’t Even clearly heard Wheatley say “You have one hour, solve it!” and took it as a personal challenge
nice
@peroh same
@peroh cant even is his name
@peroh ok
@peroh A
He didn't get the toilet throw. The run is invalid.
@@Hypneurosis I think it’s a joke
no *runs*
no it doesn't work like that, if you get it its insta-world-record, its failing to get hoopy the hoop that invalidates the run ( according to can't even )
Yep trash
can’t even: has world record
can’t even: i’m about to end this mans whole career
What
Lol
Not only that, but he was purposefully pausing at moments to leave room for his next speedrun! Man this dude’s skilled
@@thesuperbslidewhistler312 do you mean before the elevators? he does that so that the loading screen will trigger sooner during a particular section of dialogue.
@@thesuperbslidewhistler312 lol true
nice
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@@fombon20 69
MsushiS
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56:52
*shoots a portal on the moon at the climax of the game, seconds before Wheatley gets sucked into space forever*
Wheatley: look at the word TEST there on the wall, that’s brand new
thats the notification sound i think
krokanjer y/wooooosh
@@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 y/? yeddit?
@@AreHorsesReal yeetit
the timing of the donations is funny sometimes
That one dislike must from can't even. This guy breaks his world record.
Ikr!
My bet is it has nothing to do with the WR.
*
Hint: "You got anymore of them pixels?"
@@seamon9732 u say vid quality is bad? Its from a stream u mong
@@airstuck3929 ok boomer
shut up u fat neek
38:26
''Quicker you go through, quicker you get 60 bucks''
*Can't Even go through about 1 sec*
Can't Even: *WHERE IS MY MONEY?*
I think it was more like 1.0001 seconds.
I like how Wheatley says the cubes have been trying the test for 12 hours when the time says that’s he’s been in power for a little over 10 minutes 😂
Chell was knocked out
And we don’t know how long durning the loading she is walking for this is just based on his world record
Not only this, but GladoS was pumping something into the air to mess up Chell's perception of time, so 12 hours might have really passed.
...Or Wheatley is an idiot.
Probably an idiot.
Florida Man that makes more sense. I remember thinking “we were down there for like an hour max” when I first played it
Artorias of the Abyss WheatlEy
Glados: Just play along
Can't Even: *Flies through wall*
50:58
how did he do that? Noclip?
@@YokeyDokey i believe there is a glitch with the excursion funnels (the blue or orange light tube things that pull u through the air) that allows you to fly anywhere, and that area of the map does not have collision at that point, so he can just fly through.
@@Penguin_Spy Holy shit, that's super interesting, thank you for explaining it in detail.
Yokey but careful you can softlock your game
@@glitzyx4x852 rly?
Can’t Even: I finally beat a Portal World Record
Also Can’t Even a few weeks later: “Now this looks like a job for me”
Everyone: you can’t drop 30s off a speedrun world record can’t even: haha 58 go brrrr
Go brrrr? Is that you JPow?
nathancharnas *the moon. I think
nathancharnas oh sorry
@nathancharnas The longer the icon of sin is on earth the stronger it becomes
@nathancharnas hahaha big fucking gun go brrrr
Wheatley: im gonna have to ask u to solve them 10x faster
speedrunners: gotcha~
everything about this profile and comment makes me think you're good at ERP
@@adog3129 wot dafuq
14:46 That was the most stylish thing I’ve ever seen in this game
“You’re navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them” Portal 2 is literally explaining speedrunners.
"Without glitches, the only difference between a play through and a speedrun is that you're trying to go fast, which is boring."
It depends on the game. Some games don't have glitches. So it's not a case of avoiding glitches, it's a case of there not being any. Or they may be avoiding certain glitches, like ACE on Super Mario World and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I'm pretty sure you can complete Super Mario 64 120 Star with exploits, but without glitches. I actually really like both the glitchless and regular speedruns of Mirror's Edge 1. An example of a great speedrunning category that has no glitches would be Trials Rising Diamond%. Another would be Doom UV max, like Eviternity UV Max, as far as I remember, don't think any glitches in that... But great and hard speedrun, anyway...
Also, some games have glitches that made their runs boring af. Take HL2 for instance with the save/load glitch. Instead of using movement to the best of one's ability, you just fly into the skybox and run across the top of the map to the end. Of course theres many glitches that still take skill and I don't understand those who say otherwise
All games have glitches but some can be used to your advantage
-Michel Jackson
I agree a lot of glitchy categories are boring and just mater of being decent, doing few tricks repeatedly, and most of the time you can retry if you fail quickly. My current favorite speedrun game is Factorio. It is pure skill, memory, pre-planning and practice, practice, practice. Both mental and physical. Zero glitches. All the runs exploit no bugs (well, becasue Factorio is bug-free ;D almost). 2h of non stop doing things without a pause, in extremely complex build. No loading screens, no waiting for cutscenes.
@@BrightPage174 this ESPECIALLY goes for the Majora’s Mask speedrun, which is LARGELY skipped. You don’t even have to do the full first cycle, just manipulate physics to jump onto the clock tower platform, then literally rewrite the code from within the game to just skip to the ending, or just skip to the final boss if you want to show off the power of a STICK.
I like how GLaDOS says “for the record you don’t have to go THAT slow” like how audacious of you he just beat that chamber in record time
She also calls Chell “fat” every few test chambers, yet yells at Wheatley for being a moron whenever he calls Chell fat.
WorldTravel1518 I think she was just spiteful at the start and GLaDOS was just saying that to try and get to her. Chell is obviously in pretty good physical condition.
@DreamFishr my point is that GLaDOS was trying to make Chell feel bad, and I think that some of what GLaDOS says is automatically triggered.
The way she does it is actually insulting Chell. The way Wheatley does it is just calling her fat and adopted, while GLaDOS doesn’t just directly say “Fatty fatty no parents” and combines it with rips on her being bad at the tests.
the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
beautiful ricochet, cave johnson, repulsion intro, crazy box - and many more flawlessly executed chambers! congrats on the huge improvement!
The OG 🥲
The man, The myth, The legend himself.
48:05 "I'm gonna need you to solve these 10x faster"
"Is 20x okay?
"As an American, I've been happily ignoring pretty much the rest of the world for like... ever."
even though portal 2 has been my all time favorite game since release, ive never seen any speedruns of it. this was really fucking impressive, and i didnt even know some of this stuff was even possible. definitely subbing :)
i was watching the run and i noticed you started talking about HL: Alyx
I looked at the date of this video and I started smiling.
It's great to see that such an amazing game still has records being broken, chambers being made, people making friends on Co-Op, and just generally people playing the game
44:52 when the homies go into creative mode
Артем Лазарев ?
@Артем Лазарев that’s not a cheat, that’s a glitch
Called the crouch fly glitch it involves the gravity tubes and how it convinces the game you are in one when you aren’t.
16:17 oof, this didn't age well lol
I didn’t take it as an insult, more like we don’t pay attention outside of our bubble so hows everyone doing there. Probably wrong.
@@ChristinaMagmaI'm three years late but I think OP meant because at the time it wasn't recognized as a global pandemic (I mean I remember already having to finish school online, idk maybe he just lived in a different part of the country or something)
26:31 when you're pissed at your chair
as an American I've been happily ignoring the rest of the world for like you know
ever
thats the most American thing ive heard someone say in quite a while
it so very true, and i wish it wasn't
@@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252 americans are not a race you ignorant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know every country is a race🤣🤣🤣😂😂
It's called racism...race.
How dumb your are?
You wanna say nationalism then 😒
Kiddo, in the first place, is not my first language and second place, I write on my phone, and this phone has autocorrect.
And you have 9?? That explains a lot 🤣
Btw, "mature people"
I'm 25 and yeah, i still use emoticons. Jealous ? 🤨🤭🤣🤣
50:59 GLaDOS: I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber
Can't even: No u
“Do you see the portal gu-“
*already holding the gun*
Imagine an achievement like ,,Reach the main breaker room in under 10 minutes" or ,,Defeat Wheatley in less than a hour".
merch should be a "simplistic red portal gun"
edit:black shirt backround
good idea actually
"Don't mind me, just continue escaping"
Can't: alr
Me: how many speedrun records do you have?
Can'teven: YES
please stop making me feel bad when i cant do half of the chapters and you’re out here breaking the record everyday
Are you stuck on the chapters normally, or speedrunning?
not JUST 58 but 58 with a HUUUUUGE margin, holy hell. Finely speedran, friend.
43:00 This. Cutscene. Is. SKIPPED don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it...
The speed run software skips it
Tyvan Hansen Nah, he:s running the actual game here. What he’s doing is explained in his Chapter 8 speed run tutorial that he made last year: by pressing against the door before the panel comes up, the panel doesn’t block him away from it
He also skips, like, ALL of the betrayal by just standing on top of the elevator and then falling down the shaft before he even turns GLaDOS into a potato
Wheatley: Can you see the portal gun?
Can't Even: Well, its in my hand.
Wheatly:Can yo-
Can't Even:Ok ı broke the record
49:35 I've surprised to see this robot here
If you begin that chamber and zoom in on the exit as it's revealed, you'll see P-Body
"I am going to need you to solve these 10 times as fast"
don't worry, he is.
Excellent job as always, love these popping up in my feed every other week. Great persistence on your part.
32:30 if that's true then that would mean valve animated a levitating potato in a game
I've looked at the entities via ent_fire suggestions, and apparently PotatOS actually follows a path
I believe it's either of 2 things:
- You move around the world but don't see that, which is less likely since the tube ride does show position changes
- The world moves around you, which doesn't make much sense
I haven't figured out how to free myself yet
Great run, great commentary, great voice even. This might be one of my favorite speedruns ever.
“Can you see the Portal Gun? I’m sure it’s here somewhere!”
*casually completing tests in one second*
Oh my. Props this was way more entertaining then i first thought you go man.
43:17 would society advance if pog was removed? this aged so well.
"Everything can't go perfectly - you need some time-save for the next run."
Genuinely a top inspiration quote right there. Found me on a low day, but those are words to live by!
I don’t know how you do it at this point. 😆Here’s to seeing under 55 sometime soon!
i bet the tas will get under 30 min in this category
he said later in stream that even sub 57 is impossible with current strats and routes
pixeyyn true, but I wouldn’t put it past him to figure it out eventually
What's here to see sub 55?
Because I'm A Potato like a toast kind of thing. “Here’s to a good year!” You know?
Beats a world record “this is a pretty good run”
Can't Even: breaks the world record.
Also Can't Even: Here we go again.
Ah shit hete we go again
6:20 "I'm no stranger to world records" he's a prophet
Cant Even:beats level in 5 second
GLaDOS:for the record you don't have too go THAT slowly
Why is portal gameplay so satisfying. Like I could watch this for hours
Damn it should be a hot minute before anyone else gets a 58.
i have not seen any portal 2 speed runs in while and this has changed alot
43:17 we're going forward but the future is bleak
he's like superman. flying around the map ignoring physics.
By your half life 3 logic that means portal 3 has already been released under the name portal bridges
56:58 oh cool wheatley can clone himself
Even as different as it was (bc speedrun, obviously) I got emotional seeing the end of Portal 2 again. I miss the days when games were engaging, well-made, and interesting due to the developer's effort put into making the game unique, not the same as whatever shit was popular at the moment. I have sat for hours doing nothing more than listening to GLaDOS' voice and staring at the incredible environments in the game. Both Portal games made me look at three-dimensional environments entirely differently than I could ever have without them. Not to mention the hundreds of hours that I listened to the music from the game and watched fan-made videos. I hope Battle Royales are erased from history just enough so that no one ever tries them again, but plenty such that their horrid nature is properly sealed from human minds.
i don't think battle royales should be eliminated or anything, they're easy to make and fun to play, but it's still incomparable to a game like portal. There are still engaging games, they're just not as mainstream as battle royales. Just different genres for different people, you know?
Any game recommendations for portal lovers? I like good plots and characters, not heavy on the gore, though a little is fine.
@@mintbrownieangelfish-6114 have you played the mod for portal 2? it's really good in the plot, there's not gore and the puzzles are really hard, but entertaining.
@@franny6221 are you talking about portal stories Mel? I've been wanting to try that one for awhile.
@@mintbrownieangelfish-6114 Yes! that one! try it, it's really fun
I love watching speedruns amp up near the end - in the beginning, there's always a few devoted fans that watch every stream, but as it gets closer to PB/WR, hundreds of people flood in
Of course it looks like he’s hacking.. he’s using glitches and exploits. It’s a goddamn speedrun.
You're so good at the game that's what i wanted thx a lot for this content i finished the game while thinking while you can relate on muscle memory 😂 you do pog
The only time glitches make a run skilless is in doom eternal since they literally have a program that does it for them
Good job dude, love watching your runs
Gosh dang it. I tuned in for every one of your streams except this one because I had to supervise a youth boating trip lol
[ENG] That's what you need to do in quarantine:
[RUS] Вот чем надо заниматься на карантине:
43:14
well guess what, it got removed
Glados: *Starts talking*
Can’t Even: Finishes a test under 5 seconds
Glados: You’re weren’t supposed to do that
Chat was way nicer in this run. Your previous WR had a guy bragging about his TAS.
bruh why would someone brag about a TAS
@@dgbeck I guess it's cause they have to redo the segments over and over again because they can't do inputs per frames on a PC game.
I might make a fool of myself but what's a WR and a TAS I'm not much of the speed run guy
@@thenightowl2012 WR means world record and TAS means tool assisted speedrun where basically everything is perfected
@@thenightowl2012 yeah, people make some software or whatever to help them get the fastest time possible on a game
good job on the new wr. I like to watch you keep improving.
This guy is so chill the entire time I would be crying if I beat a world record
@DECLAN DOUGAN he is also very used to getting world records
“You’ve got 1 hour! Solve it!”
Oh the days when we thought sub 1 was impossible
Cube gang
When 1:02 was legendary
I find it hilarious that all you have to do is crouch at the end of one of those gravity funnels and that just gives you the ability to fly
That's actually barely an oversimplification, yeah they found that glitch day 1
@@CantEven One day and the speed running community has already figured out how to turn off gravity, now that's what you call speed running
the TRUE god of gaming
man, i love to see you and msushi dominate the portal 2 scene. such good streamers
Glitching is usually skill because they are hard to pull off
And luck
honestly, this made my day. Thank you so much.
That's brilliant I can go through portal and even get my money back on steam!
nice speedrun sport! You Moved Quickly And I Like That
This is what my mom sees when I casually run through Portal
I love that there is a perfect funnel right at the end of finale 3 to cancel the glitch. Thanks gaben
50:23 lmaooo
This is the most insane speed run I’ve ever watched
time got me starstruck. Great job dude!
Doctor: You have one hour left to live.
This guy:
Damn I never heard this one before, so funny im dying, literally dead rn hahaha
@@EPiCxPS3 I have
Pie2406 I think he is being sarcastic.
Id play the game over and over again just for the song at the end, i fucking love it
Why dont you portal into the room at the end of secret panel?
4:49 for anyone curious
pretty sure you softlock if you do that
I think there is no setup for that.
Wdym?
you dont have orange portal at that point lol
You can't peekaportal on a flat wall normally. The only way to do something like this would be to have eye offset which would mean you'd need to go through an angled panel. You might be able to do this with the floor portal but that would require going through the wall portal for just a bit then peeking your face back through to hit the shot real quick. Pretty hard for minimal timesave.
i love the float/fly glitch
but teh sourcerun guy has 57 he has wr not you and i bet if tas man run tis gaem he can get sub 30 and haha for the record you dont have to go that slowly lmfao
You forgot the "Omg wheN duz portal thre3 come?"
b i g f u n n y
Its the legend :o
I don't really know what it is about these speedruns that is so fun to watch, maybe the satisfaction. Anyways, I love it.
"Can't Even"
umm, that's odd
you made me nose exhale
10:09
“You’re navigating these test chambers faster than i can build them”
Yes, thanks, we get it
Glados: go a little slower
Chell: *beats it in 2 seconds*
Glados: wow you are so slow
Portal is such a cool freakin game, so unique and interesting
Why is he stopping for a while before fully entering the elevator?
Bilguun I think if you enter the elevator earlier the dialogue still plays fully while you’re riding, so he’s not wasting any time
Yeah, the loading screens don’t trigger until the dialogue has finished anyway, so it he’s just killing time.
Ahh thanks guys
I didnt know
copypasta: In most cases, the game won't load the next map until GLaDOS or whoever is done talking. The way the game checks to see if this is the case by having several points along the elevator shaft where the game will check if the dialogue has finished, and if it has, load the next map. Waiting in front of the elevator and entering at a specific time ensures that the dialogue will finish just before the elevator hits one of those points, so there is the least amount of time possible between the dialogue ending and the game loading the next map.
Can't Even thank you for letting me know!
Speedrunners: *constantly sweating*
Cant even: not sweating having small talk with the chat
GLaDOS watching Chell float like god just moving through the facility like: 😳👁👄👁
Omg all the Merch I’ve seen is something I would not be caught DEAD IN
Привет от Нарицы!/Greetings from Naritsa!