ASMR - The IMPOSSIBLE Cognitive Screening Test (will you pass?)
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- Опубликовано: 6 май 2023
- You 100% won't be able to pass THIS Cognitive Screening Test!
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I don't think I have ever been bullied by an ASMR video before 🤔
😂😂😂😂
As a Brit, I didn't expect to have so much trouble being asked who the previous Prime Minister was. It's all been a blur these past few years.
Or, in Truss's case, few months.
That's how they like it, blurry
boris johnson?
In fact, by the time you’ve typed this it could have changed at least twice
I think it was a lettuce?
Someone had way too much fun putting this together.
😅
@@WhisperAudiosASMR Are there 40 squares? One that's 4x4, four that are 3x3, nine that are 2x2, eighteen that are single squares & eight small ones? 1+4+9+18+8=40.
The impossible test: Can you name a current UK royal [family member] who isn't surrounded by controversy?
The corgi
Princess Anne.!
I suspect I’ve had a rapid cognitive decline 😂
I know I have
I'm so glad I don't have to take a cognitive test irl because if someone spoke to me like this I would melt 😂
"Can you tell me the season in Singapore?" "No" "Correct."
I'm pleased to report I aced every question and am NOT lying about that and typing this while curled up in the fetal position crying.
Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Also, I think this test was meant for Time Lords, or at least one in particular.
I think that was the queen?
I absolutely love being immaculately soothing and ridiculously silly at the same time.
the news existential dread question made me laugh out loud
How do you say windy in ancient greek?
me: PFFT.
This is strangely a super tingly, creative, and hilarious experience! That peach and blue combination is very pleasing to the eyes too.
Looking forward to watching this before bed tonight!
Oh, the slow soft-spoken. I could listen to it all night. If phone books still exist in the UK, I would listen to you reading it in a slow, soft-spoken.
I laughed the whole way through! Made my day.
I call rigged test, according to the Mayan calendar we're in oblivion because the world ended already. 😂
The first question (“What is windy in ancient Greek”) made me think about Cutebunny’s Greek Teacher video😁💜
Yes!!! Omg !! You got the reference!!!
Your voice just melts my headaches, I could (and do) watch this series on repeat forever!
Oh, and my Z words were zephyrs, zealous, zestier, zoology and zesting (?).
Even the challenging ones are being passed easily since I have practiced REALLY much... 😂
Perfect way to start the day, yesterday here in Portugal we celebrated Mother's day and I spent the day with my mom and she loved it, I need more days like those. Wishing you a great week. :)
Her: *puts up a complex math equation for one minute*7:22
Her: "Can you tell me what the answer is?"
Me: "Applesauce."
Her: *writes down my answer* "Okay...perfect."
I'm a genius. 🤓
No clue how you have "only" 200k subs, your voice and ideas are magnificent
Omg, such a funny ASMR video! I'm not falling asleep though, I'm too busy laughing so hard, so this is a most wonderful fail 😂
Imagining the Being powerful enough to ace this test
Alternate Title: "The Cognitive Test Administrator's Last Day Before Retirement"
Somehow in this one I got ASMR triggers and anxiety at the same time 😂😂😂
YAYYY! Impossible or not I’m takin it! love the cognitive tests!!!
It's always a joy listening to your posts, I use these while working to occupy my overly driven mind 😁🤙
Ppp
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Another day, another upload 👏
I Have Just Had These Videos From This Wonderful Woman Recommended To Me By You Tube And Not Only Is This Woman Beautiful Her Asmr Is AMAZING X
Impossible you say? Well I say believe in the Impossible! 💪
But then watch me fail this test!!🤣
Being a classics major, I thought I had this in the bag after the first question. Oh boy we went downhill fast
The calming, smooth, sultry British accent just makes you want to do whatever she says doesn't it...DOESN'T IT. :P
What a fantastic and relaxing voice!
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. 😴
The equation is the Erdös-Straus conjecture, it’s clearer when written as 4/n = 1/a + 1/b + 1/c as I spent a while trying figure out how you could have absolutes like that before recognising it and checking it was what I thought it was. The actual conditions are 1 =< a =< b =< c, since the solution will always 2 or greater.
The easiest solution is a=1, b=2, c=2 which produces 4/n = 4/2, but the conjecture is something to do with there always being a positive interger solution. Maths RUclips used to have a grip on me I swear
My love, why did I feel like was hearing an AI sometimes? Btw you really made feel that I shouldve taken school & University more seriously. 😂 I love you as always.. ❤
Damn those questions... I find it so funny. Failed at the first one already :D I love the way you look at the camera after asking the question with the head nod like: "Now go you little stupid bi*ch"
You literally are bullying me into sleep 😂
😂😂😂😂
I needed to be humbled a bit so thank you
I was like wait that equation looks familiar. It took me a minute to realize you pulled a sneaky sneaky 😂
I had to spell antidisestablishmentarianism for extra credit in 6th grade.
I had to spell hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in sign language in 5th grade. I wish I was joking 😖🤦🏻♀️
I lost it at "and the second word... without moving your lips" 😂
Tingles and laughter!
So that’s how Cognitive Screening Tests for general AIs are going to be ... LOL
Dude how are you so naturally comforting? Even the way you blink makes me wanna relax and just fall asleep.
Beautiful woman with a soothing voice and a great accent. I think I'm in love!
There is a fortune to be made by someone from opening a cranial nerve examination clinic on every high-street.
Started out bad and didn't improve much! I definitely didn't pass this cognitive test 😂
Perfect voice 👌🏻
Thank you so much for the helpful relaxing enjoyable entertaining video!❤🥰
We should fear the person who gets a perfect score on this.
"What is your answer?"
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The „1 squared“ made the second equation way too complicated
I found one word! Zealous. For examole, Dr Hastings is very zealous.
failed because i couldn't focus on the lesson 😢😅 Beautiful hair btw, love this look ❤
8:21 The answer in fractional form is (-734704/5) or in decimal form (-146940.8)
I'm 7 minutes in and the only one I got right so far is the ancient greek for wind lol. Thank you Maryanne hahaha. The math equation I chatted with my AI on it for like 20 minutes lol. You have to know an algebraic identity for one step. You'd have to be very clever to solve it without help. Let alone in 60 seconds hahaha.
Ah yes, who passes the test is now a Mentat
So... insomnia made me draw up a roster.. the man in the green house has the fish 😆
I neeeeeeed the answers to these questions!
Was this done in a single take?
Mostly! 😁
Damn, I didn’t even comment last night when I watched it. I am so sorry! Big fail!! Haha thx for the vid!
OMG I feel so dumb, but the tingles! 😅
after only question 2, yep i'm gonna fail this
🤗Thanks
I knew the twilight ones. I'm surprised at how many people don't know them.
WOW that was a tough one, almost didnt make it 😅
Sometimes, all one can do is surrender to the impossible
Uproariously hilarious! Thank you.
Thanks, Charlette. Ancient Greek 😆. Blue suits you.
You weren't lying when you said it's impossible lol
And I was worried this would be difficult.
Beautiful clip ! ❤❤❤ perfect by clip .. asmr in office working - sorting and ripping old papers, documents your beautiful hands...Can You make that clip?
This test was from the Fallout Universe! You really have to take your time and think through the process. But wow this was an interesting test.
Have as much faith in yourself as Charlette has in her shirt buttons!
This actually put me to sleep LOL
Starting the video: I got this.
After about 5 questions: I don't got this.
How on Earth did you do this with a straight face? I do know my geographical coordinates though!
Ma'am im dyslexic 😭✌ (thats why i wont even try but just sleep lol💖)
Zippers, zipping, zithers, zymurgy.
Love the shirt.
I bet those are NICE
What is windy in ancient greek....... i was gone after that 😂
I think this test was written for Sherlock or Spencer Reid.
One does not often get to use their Koine Greek!
The man who drinks water owns the fish
10:30 I was wondering where that was going
Nice video
What a cognitive test would be like in the perfect Meet the Robinsons future. 😂
I can't remember those 3 words. I'm still stuck on how you pronounce "controversy".
Anyone else noticed the anticipation error in the tongue twister ("imazhinary" the 2nd time)?
Do we get the answers for the math portion and the fish riddle? The brit has the fish.
I think the german has the fish, the brit has the birds
The answer is 42
I got a perfect score on my first try! Still to easy lol.
Not really haha. This one kicked my ass. Love your content, keep it coming!
Just ‘WOW’ for your natural beauty 🥰
Auto play took me 8 minutes into the next video before I realized it was a new video so... I'm pretty sure I failed
My brain hurts!
Did anyone actually tried to solve the 1min math task??😅 I never enjoyed feeling dumb more!😂 Great video as always🥰
I don’t believe it is a valid math equation 😂 . Any mathematicians please weigh in!
I was able to solve it, assuming those are fractions in the equation, as vertical bars in math have a different meaning. It took me awhile however
Obliged, not obligated. That's an Americanism.