Even after 3 years I still cant stop laughing at this. This is definitely gonna be one of those golden memories about the internet wars in decade or two.
arc uwu The what? I never heard of [REDACTED] you must be making stuff up, is not like China is going to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] in the date [REDACTED].
On July 25th, 2017, ‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ was released by Epic Games, ushering in a video game dark age dominated by games focused around being the last man standing. Quickly Fortnite became the titan of the video game industry, collecting as many as 250 million players by today’s estimates. This tidal wave of Battle Royale games flooded the gaming market, suffocating previously adored games. The most notable victim of this overwhelming surge is Mojang’s very own ’Minecraft.’ Released in 2009, Minecraft quickly accrued an active player base in the multi-millions, shattering records one after the other. The game promoted creativity rather than destruction, and often received high praise for its unconventional play-style. However, as a result of the growth of Fortnite, Minecraft’s player base has rapidly diminished, as infidelitous gamers from across the world turn from one game to another. One RUclips creator by the name of MineworksAnimation emphasizes this narrative through their piece, “Bad Fighter.” ‘Bad Fighter’, a Minecraft recreation of the mediocre Imagine Dragons smash hit, ‘Bad Liar’, tells the story of a Fortnite default skin presumably ‘dropping in’ to the Minecraft realm. The song begins with a simple yet profound line: “No Rush no tears / won’t sit around and sulk here.” This is clearly a blatant reference to the 2013 motion picture Rush, directed by Ron Howard with a musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. In the film, English playboy James Hunt, portrayed by Chris Hemsworth, utters the immortal line, “The closer you are to death / the more alive you feel.” This quote clearly demonstrates the mindset of the Fortnite default skin, as quickly after awakening in the unfamiliar landscape, he without remorse executes a wild hog. Later in the work, Mineworks again comments on the increasing violence in video games, saying that “ a shooting spree / beats diamond swords and spears,” as the default skin prepares to enter a village of unsuspecting civilians. The verse builds to a bold climax as the default arrives at the village, golden SCAR in hand. Initially, the villagers are welcoming to the newcomer, even going so far as to immediately offering him a box of what seems to be adult toys. The default skin almost seems to accept the gift, but in an unexpected turn of events, he swats the basket o’ dildos down and begins opening fire on the village, killing four unarmed villagers and injuring a plucky cavalier after he is trampled by the horseman. This is without a doubt a reference to The Greenlanders Saga, a 13th century epic that tells of the voyage of the brutish Viking Thorvald Erikson. The connection becomes even more clear when one realizes that Thor is the premier character played by Chris Hemsworth, who utters the quote from the aforementioned motion picture Rush. When he sets foot in a new region called Vinland, much as the default skin does when he discovers that he has been transported to the Minecraft realm, he encounters the native inhabitants, known as the Skraelings. Thorvald’s immediate reaction, as is the default skin’s, is to attack the natives rather than initiate peaceful diplomacy. Thorvald possesses superior weaponry when compared to the primitive spears of the Skraelingar, as does the default skin. However, unbeknownst to these antagonists, their actions may come to bite them in the rump later on. The solemn verse that plays as the injured horseback rider gallops into the capital city of the Minecraft Overworld tells of the plans that are in place for the attacker. The singer croons, “ Oh I’ve been crafting four / Oh I’ve been crafting four golems, golems, golems.” Taking a more outright approach to his words, the lyricist clearly invokes the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, and Death with the repetition of the four golems. After a brief demonstration of the construction of not only the four golems but also a suit of armor for the constructor, the sole defender of Minecraft as a whole, we see the golems along with the armored knight charge into battle. They advance on the Fortnite default skin as the singer cries that Fortnite is “ grossly overpriced / even though [it is] free.” This quote, perhaps my favorite, truly captures the essence of the conflict between Minecraft and Fortnite. It touches on prices beyond monetary, such as the moral cost it takes for one to indulge in Fortnite. The possibilities and implications of this line are absolutely boundless. Following this line, the Fortnite default skin dispatches of three out of four of the golems with a well placed hand grenade, while also injuring the Minecraft knight. However, just as the chorus begins, one golem charges from the smoky remains of his cohort and leaps at the Fortnite default skin. The battle that ensues is positively electric, as the two fighters trade blows, only for the Fortnite default skin to amputate the left arm of the final golem. This exchange however gives the Minecraft night supple time to regain his strength with an antidote, and he confronts the default skin just as he begins to make his way to the capital city. With an impeccably-aimed arrow to the shoulder, the Minecraft knight is able to stun the default skin, giving him enough time to close the distance and begin hand to hand combat. The two then grapple until the Minecraft knight eventually emerges from the scrap victorious. As an indication of the finality of the duel, the injured golem reappears only to absolutely wail on the default skin’s limp body, surely turning it into a corpse. Before the film comes to a close, we see a celebratory cheer from the Minecraft knight, indicating that the fight is over, and Minecraft has won. This final scene demonstrates the hope felt by not only Mineworks themselves but also the entirety of the Minecraft community, that Minecraft will once again reign as the titan of the video game industry. But as evidenced by the continuing dominance of Fortnite and other Battle Royale games, Minecraft continues to lurk in the shadows. Perhaps this work is nothing but a cry in the dark from a long forgotten game that is spiraling into anonymity, and even though Minecraft will probably never reclaim the title it once held, Minecraft fans can rest easy knowing that their game will never succumb to the greed present in Battle Royale titles such as Fortnite. A game does not necessarily have to be popular for it to be enjoyed. As long as Minecraft fans continue to craft on, she will never die.
Guys Jonseys life is literally jump off a flying bus and then grab weapons and kill people of course he is going to murder the villagers it’s in his instincts to do that
@@sebastiandelgado6104 i steal their crops and replant them. Repeat this a few times and by the next replantation you'll have enough crops and the villagers dont lose anything.
2012 Roblox Noob Boy and 2012 Roblox Noob Girl vs Minecraft Steve and Minecraft Alex confirmed Game 1: @Minecraft Plains (Minecraft win through surrounding RBLX) Game 2: @Roblox Crossroads (Roblox wins because they own the game, they just shutted down the server and the MC peeps are dead but they respawned in their Base in the Nether) Game 3: @RobloxHQ (Whatever it takes, No one won because Steve pulled RBLX Admin's Mainframe and they all disappeared. Steve and Alex Respawned in the Acacian Village while the RBLX rebuilt the HQ through a unprotected Game copy from Julius Cole) Game 4: @MC Village (RBLX boy and girl got an army of yellow RBLX newbs to surround the village, the Pillagers helped Alex and Steve by getting on MC's side, Julius Cole died afterwards, the Roblox army got pwned) Game 5: @RobloxHQ in real life (Real life MC fans raided the HQ in California, this guy called Bill Gates bought the HQ and shutted it down for good, Roblox is dead.)
hi how are you diamond armor regen potion god apple strength potion and punch a tree to break it invisibility potion harming potion vs a boi with a pick and gun
IMAKEMEMES at least most kids don’t have access to guns. Imagine if every kid had a gun in real life. I know a lot of them would play Fortnight in real life.
This is the single greatest piece of musical art that has ever graced this earth. The story this beautiful piece tells is absolutely immaculate. From the lyrics and music, to the animation itself. The iconic and unique characters really make this amazing. Some of note are: Villager, Villager with food and most notably, Villager with a tankard. Fortnite Man’s emotional and physical pain really tied into this character’s backstory. Minecraft Boy is also an amazing character. His bravery and confidence really make him unique. His willingness to help save his beloved village is inspirational. About the lyrics: they are inspirational, outstanding, mind bogglingy magnificent. The way it goes from Fortnite Man speaking about how he is in “a paralyzing fear” whilst he is “stuck in here” (referring to Minecraft world, of course). Him calling Minecraft Man a “bad fighter” because they aren’t as mentally and industrially superior as he is. Fortnite Man wants to prove to Minecraft Man that HE is more powerful, that he is the best game. Truly inspiring. The way Fortnite Man changes from calling Minecraft Man a “bad fighter” to calling himself a “bad fighter” as he is absolutely demolished by the Minecraft boy truly shows these character’s development. Amazing. I would also like to point out the pure emotion you feel while watching this masterpiece. This song is so incredible that it literally makes you feel sad for the villagers and the iron golem. Normally in sad songs you just develop these emotions by watching something sad happen, but this song legitimately forces you to be sad because of how powerful it’s story is. Overall, I just wanted to say: this is the greatest song to have ever been created. Peace out ✌️ **does a backflip** **drops microphone** **your mind is blown**
Well I mean your being a bit hypocritical I mean are you saying you never loaded up a new world and just like emidiatly burn down an entire village for shits and giggles
To be fair FORTNITE BR is about literally killing everyone and be the last one standing, and you can’t tell me you haven’t at least killed an innocent wondering traveler for the leads
On July 25th, 2017, ‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ was released by Epic Games, ushering in a video game dark age dominated by games focused around being the last man standing. Quickly Fortnite became the titan of the video game industry, collecting as many as 250 million players by today’s estimates. This tidal wave of Battle Royale games flooded the gaming market, suffocating previously adored games. The most notable victim of this overwhelming surge is Mojang’s very own ’Minecraft.’ Released in 2009, Minecraft quickly accrued an active player base in the multi-millions, shattering records one after the other. The game promoted creativity rather than destruction, and often received high praise for its unconventional play-style. However, as a result of the growth of Fortnite, Minecraft’s player base has rapidly diminished, as infidelitous gamers from across the world turn from one game to another. One RUclips creator by the name of MineworksAnimation emphasizes this narrative through their piece, “Bad Fighter.” ‘Bad Fighter’, a Minecraft recreation of the mediocre Imagine Dragons smash hit, ‘Bad Liar’, tells the story of a Fortnite default skin presumably ‘dropping in’ to the Minecraft realm. The song begins with a simple yet profound line: “No Rush no tears / won’t sit around and sulk here.” This is clearly a blatant reference to the 2013 motion picture Rush, directed by Ron Howard with a musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. In the film, English playboy James Hunt, portrayed by Chris Hemsworth, utters the immortal line, “The closer you are to death / the more alive you feel.” This quote clearly demonstrates the mindset of the Fortnite default skin, as quickly after awakening in the unfamiliar landscape, he without remorse executes a wild hog. Later in the work, Mineworks again comments on the increasing violence in video games, saying that “ a shooting spree / beats diamond swords and spears,” as the default skin prepares to enter a village of unsuspecting civilians. The verse builds to a bold climax as the default arrives at the village, golden SCAR in hand. Initially, the villagers are welcoming to the newcomer, even going so far as to immediately offering him a box of what seems to be adult toys. The default skin almost seems to accept the gift, but in an unexpected turn of events, he swats the basket o’ dildos down and begins opening fire on the village, killing four unarmed villagers and injuring a plucky cavalier after he is trampled by the horseman. This is without a doubt a reference to The Greenlanders Saga, a 13th century epic that tells of the voyage of the brutish Viking Thorvald Erikson. The connection becomes even more clear when one realizes that Thor is the premier character played by Chris Hemsworth, who utters the quote from the aforementioned motion picture Rush. When he sets foot in a new region called Vinland, much as the default skin does when he discovers that he has been transported to the Minecraft realm, he encounters the native inhabitants, known as the Skraelings. Thorvald’s immediate reaction, as is the default skin’s, is to attack the natives rather than initiate peaceful diplomacy. Thorvald possesses superior weaponry when compared to the primitive spears of the Skraelingar, as does the default skin. However, unbeknownst to these antagonists, their actions may come to bite them in the rump later on. The solemn verse that plays as the injured horseback rider gallops into the capital city of the Minecraft Overworld tells of the plans that are in place for the attacker. The singer croons, “ Oh I’ve been crafting four / Oh I’ve been crafting four golems, golems, golems.” Taking a more outright approach to his words, the lyricist clearly invokes the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, and Death with the repetition of the four golems. After a brief demonstration of the construction of not only the four golems but also a suit of armor for the constructor, the sole defender of Minecraft as a whole, we see the golems along with the armored knight charge into battle. They advance on the Fortnite default skin as the singer cries that Fortnite is “ grossly overpriced / even though [it is] free.” This quote, perhaps my favorite, truly captures the essence of the conflict between Minecraft and Fortnite. It touches on prices beyond monetary, such as the moral cost it takes for one to indulge in Fortnite. The possibilities and implications of this line are absolutely boundless. Following this line, the Fortnite default skin dispatches of three out of four of the golems with a well placed hand grenade, while also injuring the Minecraft knight. However, just as the chorus begins, one golem charges from the smoky remains of his cohort and leaps at the Fortnite default skin. The battle that ensues is positively electric, as the two fighters trade blows, only for the Fortnite default skin to amputate the left arm of the final golem. This exchange however gives the Minecraft night supple time to regain his strength with an antidote, and he confronts the default skin just as he begins to make his way to the capital city. With an impeccably-aimed arrow to the shoulder, the Minecraft knight is able to stun the default skin, giving him enough time to close the distance and begin hand to hand combat. The two then grapple until the Minecraft knight eventually emerges from the scrap victorious. As an indication of the finality of the duel, the injured golem reappears only to absolutely wail on the default skin’s limp body, surely turning it into a corpse. Before the film comes to a close, we see a celebratory cheer from the Minecraft knight, indicating that the fight is over, and Minecraft has won. This final scene demonstrates the hope felt by not only Mineworks themselves but also the entirety of the Minecraft community, that Minecraft will once again reign as the titan of the video game industry. But as evidenced by the continuing dominance of Fortnite and other Battle Royale games, Minecraft continues to lurk in the shadows. Perhaps this work is nothing but a cry in the dark from a long forgotten game that is spiraling into anonymity, and even though Minecraft will probably never reclaim the title it once held, Minecraft fans can rest easy knowing that their game will never succumb to the greed present in Battle Royale titles such as Fortnite. A game does not necessarily have to be popular for it to be enjoyed. As long as Minecraft fans continue to craft on, she will never die.
Jonesy massacred innocent villagers that offered him food and shelter. Steve fought for his villagers; his game; his nation. He didn't give up, he fought to save everyone that died from Jonesy and his mass genocide.
I mean it's true tho it's free, but it TAUNTS YOU with literally everything item & VBucks shop ON THE TITLE SCREEN this hits close to home as someone who's broke & only has Marvel items & no skins
Darc Kap27 You do know Fortnite isn’t falling, right? It’s still as popular as before. I’m not fortnite fan. I actually greatly dislike the game, but saying “FoRTnItE iS dEAd!!” is retarded.
Villager: **offers food with no sign of wanting to harm anybody** Fortnite kid: ***commits mass massacre*** Villager: *that wasn’t very cash money of you*
Apex Legends, Black Ops 4, Pubg, Realm Royale: *Fail to end fortnite* Minecraft: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
@@CAPTAININE I think that was the point of the vid at the end of the day. The mindless constant war of fortunate and the peaceful nature of minecraft and how much those two mindsets would collide if personified.
(Minecraft is an internet sensation that takes over media for TEN YEARS) A new game gets popular... Minecraft players: UH, NO!! OUR GAME HAD ZERO FREAKING TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND NOW THIS STUPID BR GAME SWEEPS IT OUT FROM UNDER US!! I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS AT ALL, BUT I DONT LIKE IT!! (Also I’m not trying to start an internet salt war, I just think the salty Minecraft fandom is kinda funny!)
Does someone talk about 1:12 ? Poor Villager, he just wanted to give him some free food ( hard collected apples), an default , kills him . Poor village , he even smiled friendly ,R.I.P ????- 2019
Minecraft 2016: *Drinks invisibility position* Fortnite 2018: *I’m so popular no one can beat me* Minecraft 2019: *Drinks milk* Fortnite: *_Creeper, Aw man_*
i did the math. this man made 9 gollem, gollem, gollems and 4 gollem, gollems to build one iron golem it would roughly take 15 mins from scratch to gather all the materials, but since he was building slow (stated 9 times) it would take, 200 ^9 hours (because 1 gollem gollem gollem is 16x a regular golem) to build 9 gollem, gollem, gollems and 4 gollem, gollems. which is roughly 4.3 million times longer than our universe has existed.
Minecraft, PUBG, LEGO games, Call of Duty, halo, GTA, overwatch, battlefield, team fortress 2, CSGO, Roblox, Forza Horizon, Rocket league, Chess All the 14 nations lived in harmony until the *fortnite* nation attacked
![Minecraft but it's 100 Years Villager War [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/x7Je4PZZBJo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Digital Circus Episode 4 [TRAILER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/abZtsmMUbJo/mqdefault.jpg)
Part 2 is officially underway guys! And it’s going to be even more epic and offensive 😂. Go buy some corn and get to poppin.
Are we gonna have default randomly genociding ??
Genial
Ok now this is epic
Can't wait for it 😂🙌
I’m actually so excited! I know it’s gonna be awesome...well...only if Minecraft wins
Default: attacks city
Steve: you dare oppose me mortal
Nice joke
All Minecraft players respawn, fortnite players can’t, they head back into the lobby
only intellectuals know that creative mode steve can rival gods
Imagine if og fortnite renegnade rader get in minecraft steve die lol
Steve in survival mode:same power as default
"steve in creative"
Default:rUn :'? BItCh!!!!!! rUn:""!"""""":!!!
Jonesy commits multiple war crimes and is hunted down by the government (1978 colorized)
Nebula I thought it was 1977 not 1978
you mean Tfue
1978 isn't the year, it's his kill count
@@juking2004 na man itwas 1976
Its le craig :]
Multiple war crimes where committed during the filming of this video
Miguel Romero epic gayming moment
RNG Cloudy you can’t even spell gaming you dumb nigga
@@listenupyoulittleshit4568 ikr
epic mark 🤣😂🤣
Listen up you little shit your racist
Even after 3 years I still cant stop laughing at this. This is definitely gonna be one of those golden memories about the internet wars in decade or two.
i watched this as an kid. I miss these vibes
Yea True
This comment will be considered nostalgic
I mean it’s already 4 years from 2019 god damn. 2011 for me was ancient when it was 2015.
@@Merdooonyou still are a kid
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Fortnite Jonesy: “remember, no Russian”
Underrated comment
WadumScrodeem remember no villager
Remeber, no hmmmm
top 15 videos that make you cry and bruh sound effect #2
edit: Press f to pay respects to trader
Top ten *Bruh* moments in history
Rip pig
What’s number one
i cried ( nearly)
I cried for every mob that this 'fortnite' thing killed
And what is this fortnite thing?
I think he came from a difference universe
Raw footage of the My Lai massacre (1968)
Underrated comment
keith580 wym? The My Lai Massacre never happened
@@LordPebble2309 Pinkville, more like wink winkville
Tiananmen Square
arc uwu The what? I never heard of [REDACTED] you must be making stuff up, is not like China is going to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] in the date [REDACTED].
This has better production and animation quality than Mask by Dream.
Fr I wish part 2 was out
Faxs
This is way better then mask
tHaTs WhAt ThE mAsK iS
that video was most likely made by a rookie or was underpaid, these are experienced animators
John Fortnite commits War Crimes to obtain the epic Victory Royale (circa, 2020)
wait I thought this was a Columbine documentary
Wait isn't this sandyhook
Villager: would you like an apple?
Default: *commits mass murder*
Wisdom Horse
*take the L*
Epic gamer moment
Tbh we all did worse to them back in the day.
Bounze some dude did no Russian in Minecraft and reloaded while looking at a child villager before gunning them down
On July 25th, 2017, ‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ was released by Epic Games, ushering in a video game dark age dominated by games focused around being the last man standing. Quickly Fortnite became the titan of the video game industry, collecting as many as 250 million players by today’s estimates. This tidal wave of Battle Royale games flooded the gaming market, suffocating previously adored games. The most notable victim of this overwhelming surge is Mojang’s very own ’Minecraft.’ Released in 2009, Minecraft quickly accrued an active player base in the multi-millions, shattering records one after the other. The game promoted creativity rather than destruction, and often received high praise for its unconventional play-style. However, as a result of the growth of Fortnite, Minecraft’s player base has rapidly diminished, as infidelitous gamers from across the world turn from one game to another.
One RUclips creator by the name of MineworksAnimation emphasizes this narrative through their piece, “Bad Fighter.” ‘Bad Fighter’, a Minecraft recreation of the mediocre Imagine Dragons smash hit, ‘Bad Liar’, tells the story of a Fortnite default skin presumably ‘dropping in’ to the Minecraft realm. The song begins with a simple yet profound line: “No Rush no tears / won’t sit around and sulk here.” This is clearly a blatant reference to the 2013 motion picture Rush, directed by Ron Howard with a musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. In the film, English playboy James Hunt, portrayed by Chris Hemsworth, utters the immortal line, “The closer you are to death / the more alive you feel.” This quote clearly demonstrates the mindset of the Fortnite default skin, as quickly after awakening in the unfamiliar landscape, he without remorse executes a wild hog.
Later in the work, Mineworks again comments on the increasing violence in video games, saying that “ a shooting spree / beats diamond swords and spears,” as the default skin prepares to enter a village of unsuspecting civilians. The verse builds to a bold climax as the default arrives at the village, golden SCAR in hand. Initially, the villagers are welcoming to the newcomer, even going so far as to immediately offering him a box of what seems to be adult toys. The default skin almost seems to accept the gift, but in an unexpected turn of events, he swats the basket o’ dildos down and begins opening fire on the village, killing four unarmed villagers and injuring a plucky cavalier after he is trampled by the horseman. This is without a doubt a reference to The Greenlanders Saga, a 13th century epic that tells of the voyage of the brutish Viking Thorvald Erikson. The connection becomes even more clear when one realizes that Thor is the premier character played by Chris Hemsworth, who utters the quote from the aforementioned motion picture Rush. When he sets foot in a new region called Vinland, much as the default skin does when he discovers that he has been transported to the Minecraft realm, he encounters the native inhabitants, known as the Skraelings. Thorvald’s immediate reaction, as is the default skin’s, is to attack the natives rather than initiate peaceful diplomacy. Thorvald possesses superior weaponry when compared to the primitive spears of the Skraelingar, as does the default skin. However, unbeknownst to these antagonists, their actions may come to bite them in the rump later on.
The solemn verse that plays as the injured horseback rider gallops into the capital city of the Minecraft Overworld tells of the plans that are in place for the attacker. The singer croons, “ Oh I’ve been crafting four / Oh I’ve been crafting four golems, golems, golems.” Taking a more outright approach to his words, the lyricist clearly invokes the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, and Death with the repetition of the four golems. After a brief demonstration of the construction of not only the four golems but also a suit of armor for the constructor, the sole defender of Minecraft as a whole, we see the golems along with the armored knight charge into battle. They advance on the Fortnite default skin as the singer cries that Fortnite is “ grossly overpriced / even though [it is] free.” This quote, perhaps my favorite, truly captures the essence of the conflict between Minecraft and Fortnite. It touches on prices beyond monetary, such as the moral cost it takes for one to indulge in Fortnite. The possibilities and implications of this line are absolutely boundless. Following this line, the Fortnite default skin dispatches of three out of four of the golems with a well placed hand grenade, while also injuring the Minecraft knight. However, just as the chorus begins, one golem charges from the smoky remains of his cohort and leaps at the Fortnite default skin. The battle that ensues is positively electric, as the two fighters trade blows, only for the Fortnite default skin to amputate the left arm of the final golem. This exchange however gives the Minecraft night supple time to regain his strength with an antidote, and he confronts the default skin just as he begins to make his way to the capital city. With an impeccably-aimed arrow to the shoulder, the Minecraft knight is able to stun the default skin, giving him enough time to close the distance and begin hand to hand combat. The two then grapple until the Minecraft knight eventually emerges from the scrap victorious. As an indication of the finality of the duel, the injured golem reappears only to absolutely wail on the default skin’s limp body, surely turning it into a corpse. Before the film comes to a close, we see a celebratory cheer from the Minecraft knight, indicating that the fight is over, and Minecraft has won.
This final scene demonstrates the hope felt by not only Mineworks themselves but also the entirety of the Minecraft community, that Minecraft will once again reign as the titan of the video game industry. But as evidenced by the continuing dominance of Fortnite and other Battle Royale games, Minecraft continues to lurk in the shadows. Perhaps this work is nothing but a cry in the dark from a long forgotten game that is spiraling into anonymity, and even though Minecraft will probably never reclaim the title it once held, Minecraft fans can rest easy knowing that their game will never succumb to the greed present in Battle Royale titles such as Fortnite. A game does not necessarily have to be popular for it to be enjoyed. As long as Minecraft fans continue to craft on, she will never die.
“Your a bad fighter”
*proceeds to gun down innocent villagers*
Every villager deserves this tbh.
I misclicked on one and he stole all of my emerald for an leather tunic.
@@PseudoLlama good point
I mean he is a bad fighter like who guns a man down even though he wasn’t armed either
@@UltimaGames6 american children in the US and american soldiers in the middle east, am I right or am I right?
@@PseudoLlama it's your fault.. why you need to buy it then XD
"Youre a bad fighter..."
*proceeds to commit mass genocide out of toxicity and rage*
The reason he kills a of the creatures is because he's trapped in a world he will never get back, the metaphor is the community of fortnite
Lol I think it is a metaphor on how Minecraft always wins in the “end”
No pun intended
@@imyellowteeth4691 the metaphor is "fortnite is filled with a bunch of psychopathic toddlers who will kill stuff because they can"
@@humanperson8903 couldn't have said it better
*Breaking News:* Jonesy starts World War III
He didn't use code KADZ and raged too hard
Breaking News: Minecraft won the War!
kadz is a bad fighter
Lol
Cool
Leaked footage of Call of Duty®: Modern Warfare 2019
Definitely preordering this footage looks amazing
Best graphics
Wait
ITS TOOO REALISTIC THE STORY
PLZ CENSOR -The whole media
He really took the time to make a video with villagers getting gunned down
ThinkingOfAGoodName yea some columbine shit
Lmfao this is the most edgiest weirdest fucking shit dude.
Bruh moment
ThinkingOfAGoodName bruh moment
Gabriel Hashoul bruh sound effect #345
Villager: Hrmmmm
Jonesy: So I took that personally.
He swore 😡😡😡😡😡😡
😡😡😡😡😡😡
Mass murders a village
Minecraft : 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
Did they really just animate a terrorist attack?
yes
Yes yes they did
Yup
Those scumbags
Uh huh.
Villager: ey want some apple
The kid that want more kills: *remember no villagers*
Remember, no hmm
Yep
This man gets sent to another dimension and his first instinct is to murder any form of life he comes across.
Truly says a lot about our society
Or Jonesy is a homicidal maniac
nah he just thinks hes in battle royale
He wants victory royale dumbo
He is the American default skin after all
Guys Jonseys life is literally jump off a flying bus and then grab weapons and kill people of course he is going to murder the villagers it’s in his instincts to do that
Fortnite Default Skin: shoots up peaceful MC village
Me: *This says a lot about society*
Give a normie too much power, and things like this can apparently rise up from the horrible place where it got created.
FARTNITE
Remind me of pumped up kicks
DragnflyOfficial haha
An idiot: bullys kids because he like a game
Me: *that says a lot about our society*
Fortnite Guy violated Geneva’s convention, Epic win!
W A R C R I M E T I M E
thats cuz hes an epic gamer
A Windmill victory Royale!
epic gamer moment
Yu will bleed in hell my friend
My mans legit just mowed down an innocent village with a grin on his face, the barbarian
When you treat someone with respect and get shot
Y'all telling me you never just kill all the villager's and take all their crops
He’s a pillager except instead of a crossbow he got an AR
Sebastian Delgado No wtf i just stole it from them I didn’t kill them you monster...
@@sebastiandelgado6104 i steal their crops and replant them. Repeat this a few times and by the next replantation you'll have enough crops and the villagers dont lose anything.
I love how Steve can hold the entire universe in his inventory but still gets bodied by Footnote Joesy.
But joesy had a grenade obviously that will body anybody
Not universe, *but multiverse*
Still Jonesy Got Punched In The Testicles
@@heisenberg6690 minecraft steve can tank crystal explosion.
Double pump lil bro
Villager: do you want an apple?
Default: *commits my lai massacre*
Anything for the victory royale
I cried when I saw him kill them because I would build walls around villages and put in torches to protect them
@@dropppout it's a fetus joke you won't understand
Roblox:
" *Mom come pick me up I'm scared.* "
😂 underrate comment
haha 😂
Roblox is on powerful lvl.
But Now I must say I play more MC now.
2012 Roblox Noob Boy and 2012 Roblox Noob Girl vs Minecraft Steve and Minecraft Alex confirmed
Game 1: @Minecraft Plains (Minecraft win through surrounding RBLX)
Game 2: @Roblox Crossroads (Roblox wins because they own the game, they just shutted down the server and the MC peeps are dead but they respawned in their Base in the Nether)
Game 3: @RobloxHQ (Whatever it takes, No one won because Steve pulled RBLX Admin's Mainframe and they all disappeared. Steve and Alex Respawned in the Acacian Village while the RBLX rebuilt the HQ through a unprotected Game copy from Julius Cole)
Game 4: @MC Village (RBLX boy and girl got an army of yellow RBLX newbs to surround the village, the Pillagers helped Alex and Steve by getting on MC's side, Julius Cole died afterwards, the Roblox army got pwned)
Game 5: @RobloxHQ in real life (Real life MC fans raided the HQ in California, this guy called Bill Gates bought the HQ and shutted it down for good, Roblox is dead.)
Also roblox: lets copy what they do and never credit them like usual
Christopher Columbus finds gold scar
That's a spicy one my guy
This deserves so many more likes 😂
😂😂😂
@@Liam-qj8ti ...
@@dr1ndrin I'm not the brightest
Sigma Male Jonesy killing innocent villagers.
Beta Male Steve protecting the villagers.
Alpha Steve*
“Us soldier slaughters Village after Vietnamese farmers offer him food”
-1968(colorized)
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Ricardo making memes now
Dont compare a pethectict fortnite charictre to a man that is actualy respected
I am dead 😂
I lowkey feel bad for the villagers 😂
I would’ve laughed if the Iron Golem started doing what Hulk did to Loki in the first Avengers.
Hi dude, me too and my reallife name is Loki xD
animation sins showed it was Thor vs hulk from thor ragnorak
Kingofthemobs really?!
@@subsetgamingyt9524 yes
@@subsetgamingyt9524 heres proof ruclips.net/video/TsPuG0jADlU/видео.html
Fortnite : enter minecraft server
Minecraft : *_you picked the wrong server fool_*
😂
Minecraft would only win cause their hands are fatter and their smaller
hi how are you diamond armor regen potion god apple strength potion and punch a tree to break it invisibility potion harming potion vs a boi with a pick and gun
StarKenzz ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DANM MINECART JONESY
@@the-zomby-nator2494 fortnite sucks ass
what are you guys talking about? that villager’s basket of apples was obviously a trap filled with concealed explosives. jonesy did nothing wrong
Didn't knew jonesy was part of the IDF
villager: do you want an apple
jonsey: *commits 9 war crimes*
IMAKEMEMES at least most kids don’t have access to guns. Imagine if every kid had a gun in real life. I know a lot of them would play Fortnight in real life.
@@FlagraNightwalker thats called an american school
tomato lol. I know. I’m actually American. I was born in Mississippi. Flagra isn’t my real name. I just like the sound of it
@@yaga3588 Damn 😂
@@yaga3588 And thus is why Im homeschooled
A Fortnite Default shooting up a Local Minecraft village after not making in to the World Cup.
Its Ya Boy Rego 9000 when tfue rages
b r u h
dedidated wam
No one:
This video: ”You just provoked a gang war”
Nigerito Black ah shit here we go again
Pinkamena Diane Pie GROVE STREET GOING DOWN
This is the single greatest piece of musical art that has ever graced this earth. The story this beautiful piece tells is absolutely immaculate. From the lyrics and music, to the animation itself.
The iconic and unique characters really make this amazing. Some of note are: Villager, Villager with food and most notably, Villager with a tankard. Fortnite Man’s emotional and physical pain really tied into this character’s backstory. Minecraft Boy is also an amazing character. His bravery and confidence really make him unique. His willingness to help save his beloved village is inspirational.
About the lyrics: they are inspirational, outstanding, mind bogglingy magnificent. The way it goes from Fortnite Man speaking about how he is in “a paralyzing fear” whilst he is “stuck in here” (referring to Minecraft world, of course). Him calling Minecraft Man a “bad fighter” because they aren’t as mentally and industrially superior as he is. Fortnite Man wants to prove to Minecraft Man that HE is more powerful, that he is the best game. Truly inspiring. The way Fortnite Man changes from calling Minecraft Man a “bad fighter” to calling himself a “bad fighter” as he is absolutely demolished by the Minecraft boy truly shows these character’s development. Amazing.
I would also like to point out the pure emotion you feel while watching this masterpiece. This song is so incredible that it literally makes you feel sad for the villagers and the iron golem. Normally in sad songs you just develop these emotions by watching something sad happen, but this song legitimately forces you to be sad because of how powerful it’s story is.
Overall, I just wanted to say: this is the greatest song to have ever been created. Peace out ✌️ **does a backflip** **drops microphone** **your mind is blown**
Man wrote his English final in a fortnite comic section
@@Endermyne2 yep lol
Bro just read the indecency
@@Iforgot___________-________75 this is the perfect music video. I am correct and always will be
Fr
*Appears in a new world*
huh?......... *Commits Genocide*
Gold that’s literally genoside route in undertale lol!!!!
Well I mean your being a bit hypocritical I mean are you saying you never loaded up a new world and just like emidiatly burn down an entire village for shits and giggles
@@pineapplesocks8603 no never actually
To be fair FORTNITE BR is about literally killing everyone and be the last one standing, and you can’t tell me you haven’t at least killed an innocent wondering traveler for the leads
@@hyperfixation5360 of course I have I I never spawn near swamps and wandering traders never have good trades
This is what I see during sleep paralysis
me to rip
Haha funny good good
Patrick hey
now this is epic
😂😂☔
Jonesy commits mass murder
Whole minecraft community: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Dogs are good
@@Vanilla-Suite im in confusion??
@@1farin you have entered the comedy area
@@Vanilla-Suite also it breaks my heart there is 15k dislikes, those idiots hating on art smh
@@Vanilla-Suite you're weird
couldnt even edge to this!! i exploded immediately. Um Cleanup in Aisle MY PANTS!!!
did i actually just watch an animated mass shooting
Yes you did
,you did and I feel bad for ya
I won’t like you comment just to keep it 69
It's Called Terrorism And Genocide
b r u h
"Grossly Overpriced Even Though Your Free" best line
Tybo thank you
I agree
And that is why the people who actually had a brain got save the world when fotright was still popular
On July 25th, 2017, ‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ was released by Epic Games, ushering in a video game dark age dominated by games focused around being the last man standing. Quickly Fortnite became the titan of the video game industry, collecting as many as 250 million players by today’s estimates. This tidal wave of Battle Royale games flooded the gaming market, suffocating previously adored games. The most notable victim of this overwhelming surge is Mojang’s very own ’Minecraft.’ Released in 2009, Minecraft quickly accrued an active player base in the multi-millions, shattering records one after the other. The game promoted creativity rather than destruction, and often received high praise for its unconventional play-style. However, as a result of the growth of Fortnite, Minecraft’s player base has rapidly diminished, as infidelitous gamers from across the world turn from one game to another.
One RUclips creator by the name of MineworksAnimation emphasizes this narrative through their piece, “Bad Fighter.” ‘Bad Fighter’, a Minecraft recreation of the mediocre Imagine Dragons smash hit, ‘Bad Liar’, tells the story of a Fortnite default skin presumably ‘dropping in’ to the Minecraft realm. The song begins with a simple yet profound line: “No Rush no tears / won’t sit around and sulk here.” This is clearly a blatant reference to the 2013 motion picture Rush, directed by Ron Howard with a musical score composed by Hans Zimmer. In the film, English playboy James Hunt, portrayed by Chris Hemsworth, utters the immortal line, “The closer you are to death / the more alive you feel.” This quote clearly demonstrates the mindset of the Fortnite default skin, as quickly after awakening in the unfamiliar landscape, he without remorse executes a wild hog.
Later in the work, Mineworks again comments on the increasing violence in video games, saying that “ a shooting spree / beats diamond swords and spears,” as the default skin prepares to enter a village of unsuspecting civilians. The verse builds to a bold climax as the default arrives at the village, golden SCAR in hand. Initially, the villagers are welcoming to the newcomer, even going so far as to immediately offering him a box of what seems to be adult toys. The default skin almost seems to accept the gift, but in an unexpected turn of events, he swats the basket o’ dildos down and begins opening fire on the village, killing four unarmed villagers and injuring a plucky cavalier after he is trampled by the horseman. This is without a doubt a reference to The Greenlanders Saga, a 13th century epic that tells of the voyage of the brutish Viking Thorvald Erikson. The connection becomes even more clear when one realizes that Thor is the premier character played by Chris Hemsworth, who utters the quote from the aforementioned motion picture Rush. When he sets foot in a new region called Vinland, much as the default skin does when he discovers that he has been transported to the Minecraft realm, he encounters the native inhabitants, known as the Skraelings. Thorvald’s immediate reaction, as is the default skin’s, is to attack the natives rather than initiate peaceful diplomacy. Thorvald possesses superior weaponry when compared to the primitive spears of the Skraelingar, as does the default skin. However, unbeknownst to these antagonists, their actions may come to bite them in the rump later on.
The solemn verse that plays as the injured horseback rider gallops into the capital city of the Minecraft Overworld tells of the plans that are in place for the attacker. The singer croons, “ Oh I’ve been crafting four / Oh I’ve been crafting four golems, golems, golems.” Taking a more outright approach to his words, the lyricist clearly invokes the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Conquest, War, Famine, and Death with the repetition of the four golems. After a brief demonstration of the construction of not only the four golems but also a suit of armor for the constructor, the sole defender of Minecraft as a whole, we see the golems along with the armored knight charge into battle. They advance on the Fortnite default skin as the singer cries that Fortnite is “ grossly overpriced / even though [it is] free.” This quote, perhaps my favorite, truly captures the essence of the conflict between Minecraft and Fortnite. It touches on prices beyond monetary, such as the moral cost it takes for one to indulge in Fortnite. The possibilities and implications of this line are absolutely boundless. Following this line, the Fortnite default skin dispatches of three out of four of the golems with a well placed hand grenade, while also injuring the Minecraft knight. However, just as the chorus begins, one golem charges from the smoky remains of his cohort and leaps at the Fortnite default skin. The battle that ensues is positively electric, as the two fighters trade blows, only for the Fortnite default skin to amputate the left arm of the final golem. This exchange however gives the Minecraft night supple time to regain his strength with an antidote, and he confronts the default skin just as he begins to make his way to the capital city. With an impeccably-aimed arrow to the shoulder, the Minecraft knight is able to stun the default skin, giving him enough time to close the distance and begin hand to hand combat. The two then grapple until the Minecraft knight eventually emerges from the scrap victorious. As an indication of the finality of the duel, the injured golem reappears only to absolutely wail on the default skin’s limp body, surely turning it into a corpse. Before the film comes to a close, we see a celebratory cheer from the Minecraft knight, indicating that the fight is over, and Minecraft has won.
This final scene demonstrates the hope felt by not only Mineworks themselves but also the entirety of the Minecraft community, that Minecraft will once again reign as the titan of the video game industry. But as evidenced by the continuing dominance of Fortnite and other Battle Royale games, Minecraft continues to lurk in the shadows. Perhaps this work is nothing but a cry in the dark from a long forgotten game that is spiraling into anonymity, and even though Minecraft will probably never reclaim the title it once held, Minecraft fans can rest easy knowing that their game will never succumb to the greed present in Battle Royale titles such as Fortnite. A game does not necessarily have to be popular for it to be enjoyed. As long as Minecraft fans continue to craft on, she will never die.
Jimmy Bice best comment of the century. You are a true wordsmith and extremely bright individual.
Why did mr fortnite just commit a war crime Jesus Christ.
cause fortnite is a war crime.
geneva convention
F
Watermelon King lol
“To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless.”
this is so nostalgic i can't believe it's been 3 years since this came out time flies so fast 😔
Right like apart from being the weirdest thing I have watched in 3 years
Jonesy massacred innocent villagers that offered him food and shelter.
Steve fought for his villagers; his game; his nation. He didn't give up, he fought to save everyone that died from Jonesy and his mass genocide.
Jonesy got stream sniped
FU"K JONESY
*Because that's what heroes do*
Steve is our mighty protector
Jonesy:noob,dumb and lame
Steve:Great,brave and a True hero
Jonesy: *remembers himself as a Waffen SS soldier*
2 minutes later: *Literally kills all villagers because they're not pure*
Capt Haidar the villagers looked like Jews know wonder he did it
Villagers need to be able to have their arms separated and be able to fight mobs
Capt Haidar didn’t this just happen in Sudan a little bit ago
Then gets flung like a baseball
*erika plays in the background*
Teacher: what did you do over summer
Me: um...its complicated
Me: watch defualts shooting up villages
We just watched sandy hook Minecraft edition
Villager:" I'll sell you this carrot for 80 emeralds"
Me: 1:15
How to confess to a mass shooting with out telling people.mp4
Where Children Cried: *Lion King*
Where the 9yr old Army Cried: *Joergon 1*
Where Men Cried: *Death of Villagers*
Yo I miss joregon 1 , it's sad
Ikr! The villagers were being helpful
We all cried
Guys I know we all cried because Joergon 1 died but just please understand the joke
I’m a 12 yr old girl but I feel the pain 😢
Nobody:
Villager: Do you want a fruit?
Jonesy: What’s that? Your stealing my *VbUcKs?*
Jonsey cant afford virgin bucks
@@YVNGSHADOW ger
You’re
*HMMMMMM*
Just to clarify, I absolutely hate fortnite
1:13
Christopher Columbus after being fed by Natives
Alternative title: "Fortnite default commits a war crime on a foreign village"
Another alternative title: “Fortnite default character goes to a peaceful village and commits a mass shooting.”
another alternative title: "american school"
I mean let’s be real we’ve all done the same thing.
Mai Li massacre colourised
And thats why fortniti sucks
Whoever made this is on an FBI watchlist
Sgt NutterButter lmaooooo
Aye but the Minecraft guy won, I see this as an absolute win
@@justinanderson181 me to, fortshit is a realy bad game
No he's on an FBI good list
Fortnite can’t be compared to minecraft so dislike
2017: *Leaves*
2019 Minecraft:
You could not live with your own failure and where did that bring you?
*Back to me
.*
It'sAlPreacher underrated comment
@@adams3745 underrated? This boi got 200 likes 😂
Who leaves fortnite
@@RandiePro Umm...
@@itsalpreacher3954 i mean who leaves, Fortnite? Or minecraft?
1:03 ain't no way 9 year old me used to cry to the villager getting killed 💀
Happy 13th birthday dude
Happy thirteenth birthday big man, hope you're getting the fattest dubs! 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊
@@Joesloog no way, how did you know my birthday?
@@MarshieMg Thanks, i really need those dubs since i'm falling off of fortnite 😅
You weren’t the only one who cried
So the Minecraft parodies start again
Thanos: this does put a smile on my face
Minecraft vs Fornite 2018
1:16
Minecraft vs Fornite 2019
3:25
Minecraft’s the boomerang that you thought you threw wrong.
So you bought a new boomerang called Fortnite.
And then, Minecraft came back and knocked your new boomerang that you had for a year out of your hand.
And then people took back the old boomerang, while others picked up both.
And if you like Fortnite and you hate Minecraft,
Jonsey: wakes up in a peaceful forest under beautiful sunlight
Also jonsey: *commits mass genocide*
well steve does the same thing well at least i do when im playing mincreaft KILL EVERYTHING not the wolf
Hitler 2 : Fortnite boogaloo
Fortnite guy: Wakes up in unknown place and starts committing mass genocide
Laughs in *sans undertale*
Limathebean - Fortnite logic
@@zygardeglobe1839 Fortnite hates Undertale and Minecraft?
That’s what you get Jonesy, don’t mess with the Minecraft! Lucky Herobrine didn’t show up, zap!
"grossly overpriced"
"even though your free"
Holy shit you fucking killed him
DivineSaviour lol
I mean it's true tho
it's free, but it TAUNTS YOU with literally everything
item & VBucks shop ON THE TITLE SCREEN
this hits close to home as someone who's broke & only has Marvel items & no skins
@@rydergolde3169 but it tells you that you don't need these items under the item shop
It is. You need to give it your precious time.
Actuwlly it's not free it costs intelligence
MineworksAnimation managed to predict the fall of Fortnite, back when the game was popular.
Mineworks: They called me a madman.
ehhh... nobody thought the game was gonna last.
Darc Kap27
You do know Fortnite isn’t falling, right? It’s still as popular as before. I’m not fortnite fan. I actually greatly dislike the game, but saying “FoRTnItE iS dEAd!!” is retarded.
@@PretzonPretzel it's like calling minecraft dead during 2016
We asked Notch if it would last and he sent this song to us and gave explicit instructions to make a video just like this
@@MineworksAnimation Only Iron IV players play Fortnite
1:12 me when a village didn't have a blacksmith before update 1.14
same
The blacksmith still exists in 1.14 you uneducated slobs
@@Nugcon it has been nerfed so thats what they are reffering to you cant insult them like that
Same
You turn into a fortnite character and commit a mass shooting?
weird flex but ok
Pig: Exists
Jonesy: “So you have chosen death.”
Villager: **offers food with no sign of wanting to harm anybody**
Fortnite kid: ***commits mass massacre***
Villager: *that wasn’t very cash money of you*
I think he did it because he couldn’t afford the apples. 36 emeralds per apple.
@@ehodges11 aight fair enough
Em Net no it’s cartoony and there is no blood/gore
Shut up liberal
@@ehodges11 when he killed that pig at the start all my hate about fortnite became 10x stronger
Fortnite : Well, we killed Minecr-
Minecraft : *Clicks Respawn*
Derpy ‘ Aw man
@@subzero5799 subzero'n creeper, aww man so went back in the mi......
Fortnite: i have songs but your parodys are many NOOOOOO
Minecraft never died anyways
Lol
@@ethantrotter5781 exactly
Fortnite:You can't beat me
Pubg:I know but he can
*Minecraft*
KENBRO underrated comment
Minecraft: hold my beer
Pubg beat fortnite as soon as fortnite came out.
Apex Legends, Black Ops 4, Pubg, Realm Royale: *Fail to end fortnite*
Minecraft: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you?
Back to me.
Cue avengers theme
When mom gives you Bootleg cereal: 1:13
I love how jonesy sees the pig and instantly acquires a thirst for blood
What’s that face from
First blood
PETA mad
Thats what minecraft players normally do
pig.
and i took that personally
Another name for this video is:
Fortnite guy wakes up in minecraft and shoots up a village.
Burrito Gaming sooooo
Or white kid does villige shooting
Taikami 69 likes, nice
Basically a street shooting
And then he got brutally slaughtered
I like how he just starts committing a massacre when they offer him food
@@CAPTAININE I mean yeah that makes sense
Isn’t that what you’re suppose to do or was I just taught incorrectly 🤔
Rest In Peace tho to the guy on the bench alone with noting but a flower in a pot😔😔😔
@@CAPTAININE I think that was the point of the vid at the end of the day. The mindless constant war of fortunate and the peaceful nature of minecraft and how much those two mindsets would collide if personified.
@William Hough I think he meant peace
this music video still goes down in history as the funniest fortnite animation ever
(Default gets beat up)
Minecraft OGs:
*this, does put a smile on my face*
Aw man
(Minecraft is an internet sensation that takes over media for TEN YEARS)
A new game gets popular...
Minecraft players: UH, NO!! OUR GAME HAD ZERO FREAKING TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND NOW THIS STUPID BR GAME SWEEPS IT OUT FROM UNDER US!! I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS AT ALL, BUT I DONT LIKE IT!!
(Also I’m not trying to start an internet salt war, I just think the salty Minecraft fandom is kinda funny!)
@@iris-everlee-peters-2008 Go away fortnite peasent.
@@kopioshu i think its because they were calling fortnite the better minecraft idk
FletchingisOP 2536 lol the minecraft fandom isnt as bad as the fucknite fandom. Fortnites just full of 4th graders.
Default Jonesey goes to an American school
(2019, colorized)
D4nque 05 hot
Literally another reason Fortnight sucks. I’m waiting for a school shoot out because someone wanted to try Fortnight in real life.
@@FlagraNightwalker autocorrect?
you hecking hecker 🤫
Part 2: Jonesy wakes up in front of a school
Extra Account What the fuck
Dot talk about my dad like that
Extra Account r/cursedcomments
America 100%
r/cursedcomments
Villager: Offers Jonsey Food
Jonsey:This isn't A Shield Potion (Proceeds to to kill 5 Villagers For Absolutely No Reason)
"Remember, No russians"
Hate games make you a hater.
Remember: Haters gonna hate
lol
It's "remember, no Russian"
Remember, no minecraft players or mobs
😂
Villager: hello you look a little strange wanna trade for an apple
Default skin: *Remember no Russian.*
Lmao
LMAO call of duty modern warefare
Nostalgia from mw2 kicks in
Lmao that’s so true XD
Makarov playing fortnite now?
Does someone talk about 1:12 ? Poor Villager, he just wanted to give him some free food ( hard collected apples), an default , kills him . Poor village , he even smiled friendly ,R.I.P ????- 2019
лол hi that part was actually really sad just look at his eyes
I felt so bad I nearly cried but as my mom and dad says I’m a boy
Yea your right
Yeah
But maybe he asked for 19 emeralds
Bruh tbh I almost started crying like he didn’t deserve this 😔
1:14 top 10 anime betrayals
Total bruh is no one gonna talk about how the golem fight was straight out of Thor ragnarok
ygolohcysp The beginning of the Minecraft dude vs shitnite character fight was the final bane v Batman fight from the dark knight rises
more like bore ragnarok
ygolohcysp or the first avengers movie
Dude that’s ssooooo true
@@personalizedroaches3653 yes yes yes
Default Jonesy : *shoots up a village*
Steve : Look, I’m not usually a rules person but..
Oh he really is not
oh boy 69 likes
Steve: hey that's my thing
0:57
Germany invading a French village (1940, colorized)
The iron golem is the USA and Steve is the USSR
my guy
JaksonGlenn I’m very sorry Jackson but I had to do it to em
Nah, they really made a terrorist attack in a minecraft animation 💀☠
"Noob guy kill testificates"
Minecraft army: *FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT FOR THE DEAD VILLAGERS*
everyone out here sad about the villagers where I'm crying for the pig at the start who got smoked up smh
So?
@@luisvillagomezhvggdggueii9918 so respect him
Mustafa çılgın pigs don’t matter in minecraft
yeah same
B a c o n
B r u h
Fortnite default: kills pig
Minecraft: wartime
Fortnite fans bulling other games because other games fans hate fortnite especially minecraft
@inprints 1 thank you so much you are good person😊
rip reuben
Austin Mays he never kill the pig tho
@@knightides *sad Jesse face*
man just animated terrorism, and it’s awesome
Fr
Minecraft 2016: *Drinks invisibility position*
Fortnite 2018: *I’m so popular no one can beat me*
Minecraft 2019: *Drinks milk*
Fortnite: *_Creeper, Aw man_*
Minecraft In late 2019:I don’t feel so good...
This game will eventually die. Admit it.
When he shot the villager I cried a farted
Cu.m😐
Pissed
😔👌🔥
same
Uhm
i did the math.
this man made 9 gollem, gollem, gollems and 4 gollem, gollems
to build one iron golem it would roughly take 15 mins from scratch to gather all the materials, but since he was building slow (stated 9 times) it would take, 200 ^9 hours (because 1 gollem gollem gollem is 16x a regular golem) to build 9 gollem, gollem, gollems and 4 gollem, gollems. which is roughly 4.3 million times longer than our universe has existed.
Minecraft, PUBG, LEGO games, Call of Duty, halo, GTA, overwatch, battlefield, team fortress 2, CSGO, Roblox, Forza Horizon, Rocket league, Chess
All the 14 nations lived in harmony until the *fortnite* nation attacked
Chess
fortnite bad nostaliga good give me reddit karma so my wife's boyfriend will buy me a nintendo switch
*Halo has joined the chat*
*forza horizon 4 has joined the chat*
Add halo
S7N7STER7 all the six* nations
"I grew up with a diamond sword, not a golden scar." ~ some random gamer
This is extremely inferior to other classics such as Fallen Kingdom.
No ever true gamer
@@normangamer2975 it's a true gamer
Salty Oreo All of them are shit.
Unscene Abyss I’m just gonna say fuck no
German unit in occupied Russia slaughtering locals (1941 colorized)
Americans revenge of the Japanese after pearl harbor
He'd go on to cause the Tomato Town Massacre.
Fuck yeah,just took out tomato town
Apex, pubg, overwatch: fails to defeat fortnite.
Minecraft:fine, I’ll do it myself.
YOU FORGOT ABOUT TF2
Bradley Williams oh ya my bad
Pubg is better rhan fortnite, but minecraft rules
@Kevin Malone I think we can agree that overwatch is fundamentally a better game than fortnite, no? Plz reply i would like to hear opinions
@@crispybaconow I agree but I'm more of a titanfall fan that's why I like apex more but both games apex/overwatch are better than fornite
1:14
Christopher Columbus learning that the native tribes have large amounts of gold and money
Andrew S. Clearly it didn’t bang that much if his is higher
@@polarizhere3064 are u ok my comment has almost 900 likes
Andrew S. Yeah but for me his is higher up in the comment section sooooo 💁♂️
@@polarizhere3064 ok buddy just let me know when your next slither.io stream is going up
@@andrews.9380 wow you're so cool you have a comment with 900 likes who tf cares?
Mom: son, why are you crying so damn loud?
Me:
*true*
@Lee Chang dam son, mums a bit harsh
@Lee Chang first of all, r/rareinsults and second of all, you're*
Cry on mincraft
1:14 Average American school