Biggest Solar Storm in 20 Years EXPOSED!

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
  • The biggest solar storm in 20 years has just hit earth supposedly. These solar flares are apparently causing people to see the “Northern Lights” or Aurora Borealis is places where they normally wouldn’t see it.
    #solar #storm #aurora #auroraborealis
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  • @jerrygordon9449
    @jerrygordon9449 24 дня назад +77

    Aurora borealis is green. Maybe this one was LGBTQ

    • @bewarethelocusts8558
      @bewarethelocusts8558 24 дня назад +1

      Emerald green.

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад +6

      Project "Kaitlyn Jenner".

    • @NikolaJokerMVP15
      @NikolaJokerMVP15 24 дня назад +3

      Even the so called northern lights aren't safe from the alphabet gang. 😂

    • @citizenGman
      @citizenGman 23 дня назад +5

      I know right? No human has ever seen a purple aurora borealis, but the minute there is one, the sheep go "Baaaa, look, the Aurora borealis is purple, no big deal", as if it's perfectly normal. Because NASA told them that its because of the solar flare, even though there are solar flares all the time, and NOT ONE has ever made the aurora borealis purple! But, oh well, Baaaaa, time for some more booster juice! 🐑🤪

    • @citizenGman
      @citizenGman 23 дня назад

      @@ScrapGoldExpert who could ever forget the pedro files? Liberals think they are wonderful!

  • @NarrowPathTraveler
    @NarrowPathTraveler 24 дня назад +52

    It's more like them ramping up the DOPPLER, NEXRAD, and HAARP, etc.

    • @SuperiorRobyn
      @SuperiorRobyn 24 дня назад +5

      Or could be the plasma on the other side of the firmament....

    • @Inspector-71
      @Inspector-71 23 дня назад

      Yup, and coming soon, 6G "UFOs" and little green men, the sky is their projection screen

    • @NarrowPathTraveler
      @NarrowPathTraveler 23 дня назад +2

      @@SuperiorRobyn The real World Map with Forbidden Continents? Moon is Reflection of Earth (VIDEO)

    • @NarrowPathTraveler
      @NarrowPathTraveler 23 дня назад

      @@SuperiorRobyn Just in case you can't find, because it's censored in the search results: watch?v=si9mSkVUngs

  • @MrGenyaAvacado
    @MrGenyaAvacado 24 дня назад +27

    Let me show you CGI and use more CGI to explain the CGI.

  • @Wolfwolveswolf
    @Wolfwolveswolf 23 дня назад +12

    As their Uncle Lucifer said, "It's all in the colors."

  • @cesarioserrato5306
    @cesarioserrato5306 24 дня назад +50

    So the weather girl who tells us how spectacular this event is was too busy watching a hollyweirdo movie instead of watching this spectacular event🖕🖕🖕🤣

    • @trixmania
      @trixmania 24 дня назад +8

      The show must go one... with a weather girl and her babbling brook speech

    • @cesarioserrato5306
      @cesarioserrato5306 24 дня назад +7

      @@trixmania Either she knows what she's saying is fake or she doesn't believe what she's saying is real either way, the result is the same.She's not interested🤣

    • @trixmania
      @trixmania 24 дня назад +2

      @@cesarioserrato5306 does she have time to process that it's real or not at that speed. I still not processed it just listening

    • @cesarioserrato5306
      @cesarioserrato5306 24 дня назад +4

      @trixmania Sure she does she's the weather girl she's been doing this for years.She knows if it's fake or not real.That's why she's not interested or she would have said she watched it and recorded it or whatever

    • @geclay8996
      @geclay8996 24 дня назад +3

      But it was Mel Gibson, he knows "What a Woman Wants". LOL

  • @annlyon.2040
    @annlyon.2040 24 дня назад +39

    HAARP did it !

    • @TerryPress
      @TerryPress 13 дней назад

      HAARP can create the northern lights. this is a fact. scientists fully admit this.

  • @ramonchies
    @ramonchies 24 дня назад +35

    Solar flatulence!!! It’s just passing Gas 😂 hah

  • @paulmeyer4441
    @paulmeyer4441 23 дня назад +13

    they figured out how to light up chemtrails. more humiliation ritual for us

  • @WestHaddnin
    @WestHaddnin 24 дня назад +28

    What tripped me out is Texas could see it! I’m like wtfffff. How tf did they see it

    • @effigy42
      @effigy42 24 дня назад +4

      Seen it in australia too

    • @jonnybloggs6790
      @jonnybloggs6790 22 дня назад +3

      And newzeland

    • @WestHaddnin
      @WestHaddnin 21 день назад +2

      @@effigy42 wtf?!!

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 19 дней назад +1

      I dont remember ever auroras going this low, it seemed to be a very rare phenomenon if you are lucky enough to be in the Arctic circle at the right time of year and right time of day. Unless its all bullshit and it can happen anywhere if they demand it.

    • @roberttregidgo6345
      @roberttregidgo6345 14 часов назад

      They must have lots of very very big and very very powerful (and invisible) projectors. Oh and deep pockets/really good lawyers to keep the conspiracy secret, so many projectionists (projectioners?) but not one person says they did it?

  • @mikecantor8503
    @mikecantor8503 22 дня назад +5

    Pretty sure this light show began precisely when Jake got his bass pedal. Coincidence?

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  21 день назад +4

      This actually makes sense compared to the official story haha ;)

  • @getmorecontent.
    @getmorecontent. 24 дня назад +18

    The PlayStation space agency😂

    • @chrismoltasanti
      @chrismoltasanti 11 дней назад

      Speaking of Playstation,,, how about Sega SATURN ? And Sega Dreamcast's Logo ??? (Ped0 symbol)

  • @michaelh3857
    @michaelh3857 23 дня назад +12

    Of course... Magenta. I'm so sick of seeing this color everywhere I look.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 19 дней назад

      Normally its hair dye for the degenerates making a statement.

  • @maxisoulcaliber8941
    @maxisoulcaliber8941 24 дня назад +20

    Maybe haarp in action and project blue beam. I know people in Alabama, they saw it.

    • @Jack_80
      @Jack_80 18 дней назад

      all we can know for sure is that any explanation they give us is absolute bs.
      whether it's occurring naturally for some reason or they're causing it somehow, things are almost always the exact opposite of the official explanation.

  • @VibesAreHigh
    @VibesAreHigh 24 дня назад +19

    Thank you! My eyes hurt from rolling them so much the past few days. Sheep overload

  • @rumfordc
    @rumfordc 24 дня назад +13

    it doesn't make sense for radiation in our atmosphere to create solid Green light, because every single day we watch the sun pass over and radiate through our atmosphere but there is no green light to be seen despite green being present in the Sun's white light spectrum

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +9

      None of it makes any sense.

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 23 дня назад +2

      Its supposedly because the flare penetrates the weakened magnetosphere. NOAA data shows the poles shifting at an extremely alarming rate, if you believe in those data points

    • @loulou-zd1dz
      @loulou-zd1dz 23 дня назад +2

      Colors in the sky are noble gases. Including purple which is Argon. It has to be true, because you don't see it in the news.

  • @TheRealNewWhirledOrder
    @TheRealNewWhirledOrder 24 дня назад +25

    Regarding the sun, try to find a working demonstration of a heat and light source heating and lighting a surface while the distance between that heat and light source and surface is left cold and dark.
    Try to find some evidence that light, and heat, can travel as far as they say they can (millions and millions and millions and millions of miles) and then, again, while leaving its path both cold and dark.

    • @TheRealNewWhirledOrder
      @TheRealNewWhirledOrder 24 дня назад +1

      Some people have trouble reading the lower levels of the Snellen chart on their optometrists wall but then think that they have the ability to see stars that are supposedly millions, billions and trillions of miles away.
      Even those with perfect vision think that they can see for millions, billions and trillions of miles with their eyes alone.
      Aside from that, I've never seen any evidence that telescopes can see for millions, billions or trillions of miles.

    • @georgesanford3719
      @georgesanford3719 20 дней назад

      wow you are dumb man a laser and many different frequencies do exactly that!

  • @Laflair420
    @Laflair420 24 дня назад +19

    Get'em Jake sun is not made of gas never believed that !!!!!!

    • @toscadonna
      @toscadonna 23 дня назад +4

      Where would the source of continuous gas come from for the sun? Where is all that has coming from? 😂A actual ball of gas would explode instantly like it does when people have a gas leak in their house and then strike a match. Also, how does the ball of gas sun maintain its shape>

    • @Laflair420
      @Laflair420 23 дня назад

      @@toscadonna yup exactly, if it was gas the 🌞 sun would been on empty million of years ago!!!!

    • @chevy4x466
      @chevy4x466 4 дня назад

      @@toscadonnaseems ridiculous that gas is so heavy that it creates its own gravity

  • @collinp4607
    @collinp4607 24 дня назад +10

    The back ground music is hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @JAYTEAM187
    @JAYTEAM187 24 дня назад +22

    I love how none of the mentioned how you couldn't see the northern lights without looking through your phone after changing all the settings. They had a tutorial on CNN on what to set your phone to. 😂 You think that alone would have had people thinking, but nope. I live in NY and couldn't see shit with the naked eye but as soon as I looked through the phone it was all over the place.😂

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +13

      I didn't hear about that at all! I would have included that if I had known about that. I can include that in the next livestream!

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад

      Very true, but I could see them with the naked eye here in Wisconsin looking straight up. The entire sky was pink/purple and then the almost cloud like swirls began moving S/SE (the sky was clear and no clouds), but the night mode setting was like viewing a drug trip of titans waging war in the sky.
      I took pics with it on and off for comparison and how to call out the frauds claiming the night mode pics are what can be seen with the eye. Just like the eclipse there were lots of doomers claiming this would shut down the grid and bring chaos, then they went bavk to their fast food and netflix.

    • @errant-life-4me868
      @errant-life-4me868 24 дня назад +7

      I heard people say they could only see it through their phone camera & not the naked eye. Didn’t know cnn did a tutorial. That’s funny 😂. I slept through it all. Lol

    • @kchappelle
      @kchappelle 23 дня назад +5

      Funny I could see it with my iPhone if I changed the settings but not my Nikon D4 camera. 🎉
      Totally bogus.

    • @artyclafidooo8851
      @artyclafidooo8851 23 дня назад +5

      💯 I couldn’t see shit it looked like clouds but through cameras they picked up the colors

  • @Bigmart56
    @Bigmart56 24 дня назад +11

    Pesky sun blasting out energy, oh shit watch out everyone 😂 anyone playing the haarp?

  • @barrysoetoro7835
    @barrysoetoro7835 24 дня назад +19

    Revelation 2:9, 3:9. If you want to know who rules over you, look to whom you’re forbidden to criticize.

    • @scott783
      @scott783 24 дня назад +4

      Ah, good one!

    • @effigy42
      @effigy42 24 дня назад

      Severely disabled people

    • @citizenGman
      @citizenGman 23 дня назад +4

      Says hew?

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 19 дней назад

      Hm now I wonder who that could be? It must be White people, because of "White supremacy" being the biggest problem the world has to face. LoL.

    • @MrMambott
      @MrMambott 17 дней назад

      Yep,, He is A Very Nice Juwish Gent The boss of Isreal that adores chewing on the bones of dead OR still dying tiny children after midnight while he makes a continuous demented sounding hacking noises in the back of his throat like he has a part of some 3 year old child's knee cap cartilage stuck in his wind pipe.

  • @amenphar109
    @amenphar109 23 дня назад +7

    We get an discoloured skyline some evening usually after they've sprayed.

  • @seanmanning652
    @seanmanning652 23 дня назад +7

    The Las Vegas connection is cool because the Raider's stadium looks like an alien ship hovering over the highway. And you got that fake globe eyeball thing up the way as well. I think Vegas is a big player in this now that you mention it.

  • @soulreadanalytics9781
    @soulreadanalytics9781 24 дня назад +11

    Question is how many people actually seen these "lights" with their own eyes? Screen game y'all...

    • @effigy42
      @effigy42 24 дня назад +4

      We had this in south australia too

  • @Adam-vs2in
    @Adam-vs2in 23 дня назад +5

    I wonder if it had anything to do with the Vatican saying for us to get ready to start seeing “apparitions”?

  • @trixmania
    @trixmania 24 дня назад +29

    The storm is caused by climate change 😂 cos the sun is affected all that way into space... they will tell us anything

    • @Freebarz13
      @Freebarz13 23 дня назад +3

      No such thing as outer space

    • @trixmania
      @trixmania 23 дня назад +1

      @Freebarz13 why are u telling me this? Did u not read the comment? Did I say there is?

    • @Freebarz13
      @Freebarz13 23 дня назад

      Facts read too fast

    • @mudslutmusic9052
      @mudslutmusic9052 23 дня назад

      @@trixmaniajust making sure

    • @Jack_80
      @Jack_80 22 дня назад +1

      how people can believe we can see things from millions and billions and probably even trillions of miles away with the naked eye is insane.
      if those distances even existed, which they don't, we would never be able to see anything from that far, no matter how big and bright they claim it is.

  • @wethepeople7961
    @wethepeople7961 24 дня назад +9

    interesting that you tied it to goodell and the gang. nice video jake , great job editing... Not sure what it is , Tmobile, been hearing magenta the last few years. magnetic, magnetron, maggot, magician. ✌️

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 23 дня назад +1

      Clearly its Magneto (red and purple lol)

  • @RealLifeFinance
    @RealLifeFinance 23 дня назад +7

    Scooby-Doo said it was Swamp Gas - I believe that 1000% over Nasa

  • @rogerklotz2916
    @rogerklotz2916 22 дня назад +5

    I think we need Richie from Boston 😂🤣🤪

  • @DuncannWright-nf3eo
    @DuncannWright-nf3eo 24 дня назад +9

    Haarp was built in the 80s. I remember them saying this would happen way back .they hoping we forgot

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 23 дня назад +5

      People cant remember what tiktoks they watched 2 hours ago bro

    • @futuresight6005
      @futuresight6005 22 дня назад +2

      @@Bignuke87 Correct..Most of the masses cant remember anything they did last week..Ive seen this in real time..

  • @lettybastien4624
    @lettybastien4624 24 дня назад +13

    Science says the Sun is 70% hydrogen and 28% helium.
    Why doesn’t it float away?

    • @lettybastien4624
      @lettybastien4624 24 дня назад +5

      How can the Sun have a strong gravity pull if it has the mass of a toy balloon?

    • @mudslutmusic9052
      @mudslutmusic9052 23 дня назад

      @@lettybastien4624 right 😂

    • @pkosb2401
      @pkosb2401 23 дня назад +2

      Logical questions aren't allowed in the "scientific" community. 😂🕊

    • @roberttregidgo6345
      @roberttregidgo6345 14 часов назад

      ​@@lettybastien4624 you don't know what mass is do you? (Or what they put in party balloons, hint: it's not hydrogen unless you want to blow up some children)

  • @Critical_Stinking
    @Critical_Stinking 24 дня назад +17

    This stuff blows my mind,to the point that my bunghole dilates.

  • @Ex-Pear-Rocker
    @Ex-Pear-Rocker 23 дня назад +6

    I suppose it's a good time to show a big CGI globe and cartoon graphics...

  • @thetimeoftheendii1586
    @thetimeoftheendii1586 24 дня назад +5

    Makes me wonder what the Carrington Event really was?

  • @TheyLiveSunglasses
    @TheyLiveSunglasses 24 дня назад +5

    I was expecting my mobile data service to shit out after the solar storm, but..... I mean, it was supposedly more intense than the Carrington event

    • @Bignuke87
      @Bignuke87 23 дня назад

      Carrington event was an X45 supposedly

  • @bgilchrist228
    @bgilchrist228 23 дня назад +4

    That's not "northern lights" it's metal particles.....

  • @DOCWHOK9
    @DOCWHOK9 24 дня назад +8

    My theory is that Northern Lights are Generated from the North Pole and that it is Cyclic.
    I'm sure the cycles are recorded on some old scroll or Indian stone relief somewhere.
    Just like Eclipses and the controllers seeing this know whats coming next and when.

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад +2

      I have a similar opinion that this is a cyclic torus field effect. Look into telluric currents and see if you discover more. These electrical currents in the earth may also be what creates molten rock.

  • @fredclement5059
    @fredclement5059 17 дней назад +2

    Hey Jake, nice caught of the colors in the Super bowl logo You nailed it!

  • @JMyoutube1
    @JMyoutube1 24 дня назад +7

    How can you not believe the incredible pretty pictures?

  • @tzetzo
    @tzetzo 10 дней назад +1

    It’s funny how people are conditioned to look at animation and think of it as real life. 😂

  • @Itypestuff-truestuff
    @Itypestuff-truestuff 22 дня назад +3

    Man im at the point i don't even check weather and especially don't keep up with ANYTHING these wackos come up with lol. Soon as we hear space or words like it I'm sure I'm not alone on just tuning out completely on it. Good stuff sir💯👍🏻

    • @powers1776reset
      @powers1776reset 21 день назад +1

      Obviously you don’t live in Houston. Don’t fire your weather app just yet, mate

    • @Itypestuff-truestuff
      @Itypestuff-truestuff 20 дней назад +1

      @@powers1776reset ha, na far from it actually. Guessing something went down? I don't check news either fr.

  • @jonnybloggs6790
    @jonnybloggs6790 22 дня назад +5

    The jabbed up zombies are getting High on CGI again…. Plus the supposed northern lights are always north yet i have family in Australia and newzeland that seen them to and they was purple not green which is strange af to say the least … good video bud deffo something going on all these eclipses and mad weather world wide

  • @cassiusruffington1990
    @cassiusruffington1990 24 дня назад +6

    The sun is farting in our general direction!

  • @matthewfoor4487
    @matthewfoor4487 23 дня назад +5

    Couldn't be bothered to put her
    Mel Gibson movie on pause for a minute. LMFAO 😆😆😆😆

  • @jeancena3556
    @jeancena3556 24 дня назад +5

    Be it correct or not, thats actually a great connection you made. Nice work Jake. 7:00

  • @haydenchase5260
    @haydenchase5260 24 дня назад +6

    The sun's just being a little silly

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +6

      That makes more sense than what we are being told by the MSM lol

    • @PeterCollins60
      @PeterCollins60 24 дня назад

      @@jaketheasshole Can't blame the sun for being a little cranky

  • @barry_kelly
    @barry_kelly 24 дня назад +6

    The pictures I saw looked artificial. I have a rule of thumb, don't believe anything they say and half what I see.

  • @mikecantor8503
    @mikecantor8503 22 дня назад +3

    Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?

  • @taramay782
    @taramay782 24 дня назад +7

    What if these are earthquake lights?? I mean the activity around the San Andres and New Madrid Fault lines it could be plausible! Greet video, Jake! ❤

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +2

      How would earthquakes cause these crazy colors in the sky?

    • @taramay782
      @taramay782 24 дня назад +5

      @@jaketheasshole well theirs crystals and quartz underground in the caves and such over in the New Madrid Fault line system! So when the plates shift they squeeze these crystals and the quartz producing the light that you see around earthquakes! I don’t know just a thought! I mean they could be just blue beaming the shit out of us too but who knows!

    • @effigy42
      @effigy42 24 дня назад

      @@jaketheassholesonoluminescence from vibrations i highly doubt that too

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад +4

      ​@@taramay782 There is validity to that claim of crystals producing light, and it can be tested by rubbing two quartz rocks together in the dark which will produce light called triboluminescence. It's wild to experiment with it and see the light produced.

    • @sherryk30
      @sherryk30 23 дня назад +4

      ​@@Semper_Fish i agree the light that's produced from rubbing quartz together is wild! So very much that we have not been told.

  • @Salty_TaterTodd
    @Salty_TaterTodd 23 дня назад +7

    Sheeeeeit 😂😂😂 I thought I was watching Suspicious Observers and I’m like damn Ben sounds a lot like Jake the Asshole when he’s being sarcastic 😂😂😂

  • @kane7656
    @kane7656 23 дня назад +3

    The fascinating thing about the colors in the logo is not just that the colors match but I mean the colors in the logo clearly represents the sky so strange coincidence if it's a coincidence.

    • @andrewcarpenter687
      @andrewcarpenter687 22 дня назад +1

      No coincendences...planned, purposely and scripted...

  • @MrGenyaAvacado
    @MrGenyaAvacado 24 дня назад +5

    Aurora Borealis! At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen! Time to celebrate with some steamed Hams.

  • @we.must.decrease
    @we.must.decrease 23 дня назад +3

    I agree with you 100 percent. Proj bleu beam for sure.
    All the programs/events in the sky are programmed.
    In so cal it has been cloudy, overcast with no rain for days. Perfect backdrop - screen for viewing "bleu" (purple and red make blue) programming.
    I haven't seen the bleu sky in wks.
    Fully spraying and prepping the skies for visuals!

    • @we.must.decrease
      @we.must.decrease 23 дня назад +3

      Also:
      "Get your eclipse glasses to see the massive sunspot" silliness
      - and -
      Scapegoat indeed. Read my mind, because "blame EVERYTHING on the solar flares" excuse... For whatever!

  • @DavidKrakt
    @DavidKrakt 22 дня назад +3

    I just had a solar storm in my toilet. Shit was lit up from top to bottom. All different colors. Only happens once in a decade and only after I decide to eat Taco Bell.

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 21 день назад +2

      That's from uranus expanding and contracting.

  • @nuclearskull
    @nuclearskull 23 дня назад +9

    JAKE, I'M PROTECTED FROM EVERYTHING BECAUSE I TURNED MY TV OFF 13 YRS AGO = PROBLEM SOLVED + I GOT RID OF ALL THE FUCKING NON-STOP CAR SALESMEN SCREAMING 20 TIMES A DAY "FORD 150 NO MONEY DOWN $100 DRIVE OFF THE LOT THIS WEEKEND ONLY!!" .....NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE S0 CRAZED OUT OF THEIR MINDS WITH THAT NON-STOP GARBAGE!! GEEZ!!

    • @jrod66ify
      @jrod66ify 23 дня назад +2

      I lost a lot of weight by turning off the t.v. and radio. Without all the adds for horse crap food choices bombarding my ears I rarely crave food or even feel hungry.

    • @nuclearskull
      @nuclearskull 23 дня назад

      @@jrod66ify IF YOU WANT TO THROW GAS ON IT = ADD COCO OIL TO YOUR DIET = ENERGY OF THE GODS

  • @rezamoradi4073
    @rezamoradi4073 24 дня назад +4

    Great transmission man!

  • @infinitesimotel
    @infinitesimotel 19 дней назад +2

    In my estimation, it could be some kind of electrical effect with gasses like you get with neon bulbs when they have a charge passed through them, I doubt it is completely natural, but ultimately I dont know.

  • @jg3000
    @jg3000 24 дня назад +7

    If the sun is so far away, how does it have any effect on the Earth?

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +4

      Because of gravity bruh ;)

    • @OnTheEDge2011
      @OnTheEDge2011 24 дня назад

      ​@@jaketheassholeexactly...but I digress, RFB...Im out.

    • @roberttregidgo6345
      @roberttregidgo6345 14 часов назад

      Because it's also huge

    • @jg3000
      @jg3000 9 часов назад

      @@roberttregidgo6345 But it's also very far. But ok lets say it reaches. If stars are suns, some bigger then ours. How come space is dark? It should be bright.

    • @OnTheEDge2011
      @OnTheEDge2011 6 часов назад

      @@roberttregidgo6345 Soure. . .

  • @paulgross3067
    @paulgross3067 23 дня назад +3

    The solar flares don’t get affected by the sun’s gravity?

  • @SpiralScratches
    @SpiralScratches 24 дня назад +6

    excuses excuses,
    bout as believable as the atmosphere of uranus being methane
    like some masonic fart joke

  • @theopinionisthighqualityopinio
    @theopinionisthighqualityopinio 23 дня назад +3

    First of all, you've made a perfect connection, regarding the Super Bowl and predictive programming. The whole video is a bullseye!!
    My own immediate thought when I saw the supposed photos and film of the thing, was "Since when has the aurora been magenta, pink, or violet?" Never!! It's always been green and only green!!
    In fact, a very interesting question is, why did two long time truth people take videos with their phones and BOTH of them said the phone wouldn't record the aurora in color?? Only in black and white. Why do people I trust show me that, yet the media shows color photos?? I believe the people I know and don't believe corporate media at all.
    This is a great video that really has me thinking!! Many thanks!! 💯💥💯💥 🙂🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @andrewcarpenter687
      @andrewcarpenter687 23 дня назад +2

      Deception is powerful on the uninitiated wage slaves...

  • @JJKK-zr2dz
    @JJKK-zr2dz 23 дня назад +4

    I always tell people it's a strange coincidence that the Sun and Moon are 400 times bigger and 400 *farther away. No one seems to think that's a very big coincidence and then when I asked them why the moon and earth spin the exact same rate so you never see dark side or the moon. They just take the science that it spins exactly the same rate as the Earth , they just take it at face value, even though Rodger Waters told them m the truth already on the record

    • @day-goneknights4464
      @day-goneknights4464 23 дня назад +2

      The moon is a map of the earth. See vibes of the cosmis

    • @roberttregidgo6345
      @roberttregidgo6345 13 часов назад

      Because if they weren't you wouldn't be here to observe. For every coincidence like this there are a myriad more examples of stars/planets where it isn't true, those (probably) dont have life.

  • @JAMESWUERTELE
    @JAMESWUERTELE 23 дня назад +3

    I’ll tell you what, I was at work, which is running power plants. We were running a shitload of lagging MVARS.

  • @seektruthnow.
    @seektruthnow. 20 дней назад +2

    I’m in lower Michigan and I was able to see whatever it was. Was pretty cool regardless of what’s causing it.

  • @trustyourgut1365
    @trustyourgut1365 24 дня назад +4

    I believe all it would take would be to crank up cern🤷🏼‍♂️ always love your take brother🙏🏼 great video
    It's a little crazy to think that while outside looking for those lights a few days ago I saw star link for the first time. They look like they were fired out of a gun for some reason🤔 wild stuff

  • @irrepressibleme6846
    @irrepressibleme6846 23 дня назад +4

    Trying to make the real aurora borealis seem less significant and less divine.

  • @gratitudedude4280
    @gratitudedude4280 23 дня назад +3

    Jake, what’s your view on the sun simulator? I know your stance and qnfee too, and I agree. But when I singaze lately, it’s a totally different feeling. And I got lasting images in my vision when I normally don’t, and it was looking like multiple little lights and more LEDish looking. Idk how to explain it.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  23 дня назад +4

      I have heard all sorts of theories about the sun and I don't know what to believe so I just don't believe any of it. How can a sun simulator be everywhere it needs to be at once? Where dod the original sun go? Are you saying you think a sun simulator is in front of the actual sun? If so then how does that work? Finally, if we all see our own sun (which seems to be the case) then how can we all be seeing a simulated sun in different places at the same time? I am thinking that the sun and everything in the sky may be magical and or a "simulation" and it always has been that way. Also when I look at the sun during the day it changes colors rapidly and I see some blue and purple flashes mixed with bright white and yellow flashes. Then when the sun is setting it gets bigger and turns orange and stops flashing other colors. This is of course when you can stare right at the sun without it making your eyes water. So I disagree when people say the sun used to be yellow but now is white.

    • @gratitudedude4280
      @gratitudedude4280 23 дня назад +2

      @@jaketheasshole my man with the good reply lol yeah that’s what I’ve been leaning towards too. It’s just weird that when all this talk about the simulator, I hadn’t gazed in a while. Then I did the other night and it was not at all the same, so I’m suspicious. But at the same time it really can’t be different places at the same time. I was just curious what your thoughts were. Definitely strange when it gets bigger further away too. Wondering if the whole simulator thing was yet another distraction. But also I’ve noticed the sun just burning me more than tanning me, like it used to a month ago, now I feel like it just burns. Could the the trails in the sky too though. Strange stuff.

    • @long4bluesky
      @long4bluesky 20 дней назад +2

      I have many photos that show the red lens arrays (not camera lens flares) and a friend of mine captured the black cube in the middle. I have video from my plane window while flying at dusk and I believe I captured the real sun way in the background behind the sun simulator. The sun sim is hexagon shaped and easy to catch in movies, or if you look at the sun sim during sunset then blink a bunch of times your own eyes capture the hexagon shape.

    • @TAWS-wq3hx
      @TAWS-wq3hx 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@long4blueskyI wanna see these pics

    • @long4bluesky
      @long4bluesky 20 дней назад +1

      @@TAWS-wq3hx I am happy to share...I have SO many from over the years I just have to compile and post somewhere!

  • @xsessivmc
    @xsessivmc 24 дня назад +4

    It was visible in Australia, lots of people could see it living 40 minutes East of Perth Western Australia.. could there possibly be a collaborative effort for Australia to also see it or one event shared by all of us? So many questions.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +6

      I am left with more questions than answers on this one. But I know for sure what we are being told is a lie.

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад

      This is most likely a torus field phenomenon and I want to know how it's predicted when and where. I bet if it was mapped out it would show lay lines and telluric currents in the earth and this is probably why they pish the heliocentrism cgi lies for the dupes who don't look into anything.

    • @xsessivmc
      @xsessivmc 23 дня назад

      @@Semper_Fish I completely agree 👍🏼

  • @liability69
    @liability69 20 дней назад +2

    Did anyone outside of North America see the "aurora borealis"? And why aren't there satellite or else space telescope pictures available. The only time I ever saw the Northern Lights before, was in Northern New Hampshire/ Southern Maine Coast in 1978.

  • @Miticia78
    @Miticia78 21 день назад +1

    One thing that's odd is that the Aurora B should make sounds, since it's supposed to be charged particles from the sun disrupting the inversion layer. The mixing of positive and negative charges would create static electricity....but they say it's not 'audible to humans'.....then they did a study in Finland and said they heard it, by going someplace quiet and isolated, not with any special equipment. I would imagine it gets pretty quiet in the Arctic Circle and ND is quieter than most places in lots of little nowhere towns..but for eons nobody heard these sounds. Perhaps the sun is screaming now for some reason.

  • @ajg7628
    @ajg7628 23 дня назад +3

    I’m still waiting for the hologram show where hippy Jesus beams from the sky 😂 he has risen lol! Technically if he comes down it would be he’s descending but we will skip that part lol

  • @CK-ie4hp
    @CK-ie4hp 22 дня назад +3

    That was HAARP. They announced they were running tests around the same time

  • @andrewcarpenter687
    @andrewcarpenter687 24 дня назад +10

    Nice observation on the super bowl logo colors...seems too perfect but they match....lame stream media...worse by the day.nm

  • @Poptart-xm3rj
    @Poptart-xm3rj 23 дня назад +3

    Survivor, has the contestants wearing a magenta bandana on the head, five of them did that this week and one dude had a green one around his head and the magenta around his neck. Son told me magenta is the color of the year, since when do they name a color for the year...

  • @Cree_Money
    @Cree_Money 23 дня назад +3

    It was raining during most of the time this happened on Long Island. But the clouds broke and I couldn't see anything but the same old stars.
    If people down in FLORIDA saw it... that's super fishy. If that's the case, why did the light show skip Long Island???

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  23 дня назад +2

      I am hearing that it only shows up in photos taken with phones....
      I didn't see it here in California but I didn't hear about it until afterward.

  • @kane7656
    @kane7656 23 дня назад +3

    Hmm it could be a coincidence for the Super Bowl logo colors but it seems like a perfect match so it's fascinating..

  • @auntjenifer7774
    @auntjenifer7774 23 дня назад +3

    I think I seen the artificial lights because they didn't look like any thing they showed on TV.

  • @baldymtngrizz2527
    @baldymtngrizz2527 23 дня назад +2

    Take advantage if you work remote and tell your boss solar flares knocked out your wifi. Bada bing, bada boom

  • @neworderoldorder
    @neworderoldorder 24 дня назад +4

    I have Starlink and zero issues were observed. But I saw the light show, it was pretty intense at times.

    • @citizenGman
      @citizenGman 23 дня назад

      Sure, buddy.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  23 дня назад

      Why do you doubt his story?

    • @neworderoldorder
      @neworderoldorder 23 дня назад +1

      @@jaketheasshole I can only talk about the area I reside, which is London, Ontario, Canada. But I had no issues with my service for the 3 days this supposed solar storm was occurring.

    • @neworderoldorder
      @neworderoldorder 23 дня назад

      @@citizenGman Okay, guy.

    • @citizenGman
      @citizenGman 23 дня назад

      @@jaketheasshole apparently, no one saw it, except through a cell phone. Maybe that's what he means.

  • @crispysocksss
    @crispysocksss 21 день назад +2

    My turtle must think that theres 2 suns but its just a heat lamp and uv lamp

  • @nathanstranges
    @nathanstranges 23 дня назад +3

    Jake's hat is to blame.......it's leaking its colours!

  • @nicholasbstone
    @nicholasbstone 23 дня назад +2

    I love that moment on Jake's videos where the clown music starts fading in. You know you're in for a treat!

  • @jimmylarge1148
    @jimmylarge1148 24 дня назад +5

    I couldn’t see shit in northern Michigan yet they saw them in Alabama?! I have seen some bad ass crazy northern lights here where I live like 12 years ago but none since. They have for sure happened before. I don’t see it plausible that it happened naturally recently

    • @DOCWHOK9
      @DOCWHOK9 24 дня назад +1

      All light is polarised, so the phone trick was worth trying.

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад

      That's an odd thing for sure. If it is natural it seems that the auroras are influenced by local torus field anomalies similar to why some areas at different latitude experience a large variance in tides.

    • @DOCWHOK9
      @DOCWHOK9 23 дня назад

      @@Semper_Fish The Biggest influence to Tides are Localised Temperatures and Topography. Salinity, Currents and Welling from Temperature have secondary Influences. Sound evidence for this in the observation of static Lakes, where Tides simply dont exist, but welling does.

  • @NickJamesHarrier
    @NickJamesHarrier 23 дня назад +3

    Solar flares is such bs

  • @Tokmurok
    @Tokmurok 23 дня назад +3

    Project Blue Beam. Or weather mods. The weather in my country has been suspiciously cooler than every other year when it should be reaching peak summer soon. Yet some days are downright cold. In the middle east.
    Something is going on, just look at the disasters in dubai that were never seen before.

    • @MightyWomanOfGod9050
      @MightyWomanOfGod9050 23 дня назад

      And like literally I saw no news outlet coverage on it!! I kept thinking this is huge! Where is the freaking news? Hawaii recently too!

  • @rumfordc
    @rumfordc 24 дня назад +27

    A Flare from the Sun in May
    from the May Sun
    May Sun
    Mason

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +10

      OOOooohhh

    • @pkosb2401
      @pkosb2401 23 дня назад +2

      Never heard of that.
      No coincidence!👍👍

    • @69x
      @69x 22 дня назад

      your name: rumford:
      rumford
      Ford
      Henry ford Freemason
      Rum
      Freemasons rum show
      your reaching buddy

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc 22 дня назад

      @@69x lol and you must be Tekashi 69 back from the grave!

  • @savedprotestant207
    @savedprotestant207 24 дня назад +4

    Space is stupid.

  • @safffff1000
    @safffff1000 23 дня назад +2

    Just before this happened, it was rumored that Harp was being shut down. Maybe a system smaller and stronger was switched on.

    • @powers1776reset
      @powers1776reset 21 день назад

      Omg knock it off with the harp bull shit. Shill

  • @lyric_S.15
    @lyric_S.15 12 дней назад +2

    nasa and main stream media😂

  • @kimrapley-hawkins4145
    @kimrapley-hawkins4145 23 дня назад +2

    Haarp testing began on the 10th of May maybe a possible source
    All the best

  • @toscadonna
    @toscadonna 23 дня назад +1

    Well, they just proved that their original explanation for the aurora borealis was a lie. The solar flares at night when there’s no sun.😂

  • @jayl5416
    @jayl5416 22 дня назад +2

    Some channel proposed a theory of the lights coming from the "iron mountain" its on older maps, being we cant go there, i guess we will never know 😮

  • @Michael-ol9zn
    @Michael-ol9zn 23 дня назад +2

    My buddy in Florida was just sending me pics of what appear to be a ridiculous amount of " free wi fi towers" EVERWHERE along with our new clouds being dispersed.🤔 Oh and no one he knows gets free wi fi,lol!🤣 This is some Orwellian shit bro!

  • @SallyRoma33
    @SallyRoma33 23 дня назад +3

    The sun CGI 🌞 😆

  • @CanadianDivergent
    @CanadianDivergent 24 дня назад +4

    the Aurora is not naturally pink! its green.

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  24 дня назад +3

      Yeah exactly so why are they acting like the green one and the purple one are the same thing??

    • @CanadianDivergent
      @CanadianDivergent 24 дня назад

      @@jaketheasshole make it make sense right!?

    • @Semper_Fish
      @Semper_Fish 24 дня назад +2

      I picked up some green directly overhead after turning on "night mode", but I have never seen them moving like clouds on a S/SE heading while radiating light rays in a 360⁰ from a central point as it was moving. The sky was clear here in WI and the stars and moon were visible while the entire sky was pink/purple viewed with the naked eye.

  • @user-pj1ni9yg5d
    @user-pj1ni9yg5d 23 дня назад +3

    Maybe the 49ers lost because of a solar flare lol

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  23 дня назад +1

      Yes it was solar flares mixed with gravity combined with the earth's rotation. lol ;)

  • @sphericalcow5258
    @sphericalcow5258 24 дня назад +4

    Refraction! Lol

  • @day-goneknights4464
    @day-goneknights4464 21 день назад +1

    Trinethylalyminum is white……..lithium plasma, sodium plasma etc. create other colors.
    The plasma was once discharged from sounding rockets.
    These days they probably have satellite constellations that immerse such plasma.

  • @loulou-zd1dz
    @loulou-zd1dz 23 дня назад +2

    It is written in the book, the Fortunata, there is a high magnetic rock. Under the north pole. Where no ship can escape.

    • @loulou-zd1dz
      @loulou-zd1dz 23 дня назад +1

      You have to look up Inventio Fortunata

  • @kevinwilliam3722
    @kevinwilliam3722 23 дня назад +3

    I was unblocked by a higher force. Wasn’t I Jake?

    • @jaketheasshole
      @jaketheasshole  23 дня назад +1

      I unblocked everyone a few months back just in case I accidentally blocked anyone who didn't deserve it. Then I quickly began banning people again afterward who left troll comments. The circle of life.