Logic's Lustful Night Shapiro's Argumentative Assault

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In a dark alleyway, the night was grim
A sinister laugh, my fate looked dim
Sixteen and scared, I took a twisted path
A shortcut home, into the aftermath
Ben Shapiro's laugh, a chilling sound
From behind a trash can, he did abound
With rhetoric sharp, he made his demand
A triumph of the market, his supply at hand
I spoke of wealth, and power's might
But he just grinned, ready for a fight
"Your resistance only makes me stronger,"
His conclusions, I could take no longer
Throbbing treatises, slapping me with facts
Steamy citations, piercing through the cracks
Rock hard data, breaking my defense
In a puddle of rhetoric, lost all sense
He rammed his words down my throat with force
Twisting my thoughts, no room for remorse
Huge arguments, too big to grasp
My tight virgin brain struggled to clasp
Founder facts, he pulled and jammed
Relentless logic, my spirit slammed
Round after round, hot sticky logic poured
In agony, I lay, my mind was floored
"Your resistance only makes me stronger,"
His conclusions, I could take no longer
Throbbing treatises, slapping me with facts
Steamy citations, piercing through the cracks
Rock hard data, breaking my defense
In a puddle of rhetoric, lost all sense
Nine months later, a conservative birth
His planted ideas, gave me new worth
I tried to abort, but they took root
In a puddle of rhetoric, I found my loot
From liberal dreams to a neocon path
Shapiro's logic, ignited my wrath
Now born again, with a different view
In the free market, my beliefs grew
Throbbing treatises, slapping me with facts
Steamy citations, piercing through the cracks
Rock hard data, breaking my defense
In a puddle of rhetoric, lost all sense
Weeping, defeated, I lay on the ground
Virile ideas, deep inside me, found
Invisible hand, guiding my fate
Market's demand, no room for debate
Facts and logic, a relentless tide
In the free market, I now confide
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