1:20 "HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE HE KNEW THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WAS HIDING IN HER UTERUS HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BABY--*THERE'S NO TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB* ***IT'S TEAM HER HUSBAND OR HER SON IN LAW*** 😭"
That is fcking hilarious that the punishment for coming in last in his fantasy football league is that you have to read twilight and write a book report 🤣🤣🤣
@@Link99_ i'm really sorry to hear that, but if something brings you joy there's no shame in it! when i was a teenager and the twilight saga was at its peak popularity other kids made fun of me and my bestfriend as well because we were pretty much obsessed with it. in the recent years twilight gained some popularity again and a few of the people that used to make fun out of me and my bestie for loving twilight are enjoying twilight tiktok very much.
But what if, because women are all born with all their eggs right, Jacob could smell the one specific egg that would turn out to be Renaissance and thats why he was into her.
I realized a huge plot hole in the twilight series today: in the 1st movie, they claim that jasper is struggling so much cuz hes the newest vampire addition to the family... BUT, we find out in eclipse, that jasper was a confederate soldier in the civil war. That would mean he was turned sometime around the 1860s. Edward wasnt turned until the spanish flu epidemic of 1918... so... how is jasper the newest vampire addition to the cullens??? Its not that he was a vampire all this time n then somehow met the cullens n decided to live the way they do n join the fam, cuz they at least imply, if not outright state as fact that carlisle turned them all to save them, n adopted them into the fam... so.... we're just gonna skip right past that one i guess... lolol
@@DJ.Michelle he's the newest addition to the family, the cullen clan, who are vegetarian vampires and he is struggling getting used to being a vegetarian.
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“ so the lion fell in love with the lamb”
-Edward
“WhAt A sTuPid LaMb”
-Bella
Ngl I died laughing when Bella said that in the movie lmao
well, we can't say she was completly wrong 🤷♀️
Yeah, it was much better in the book. Some of the quotes from the book were said wrong I think in the movie.
What a sick masichistic lion (sorry I can’t spell it)
@@jessfidler2356 masochistic (that’s how to spell it in case you were wondering)
@@trashotaku thanks
I can't be the only one that thinks Alice's hair looks like Rapunzel after it was cut
I JUST REALIZED THAT AS SOON AS I READ YOUR COMMENT
@@trashotaku ikr
Omg It does!
And Rosalie’s hair is before it was cut
@@ellenbrooks8061well now you're not
1:20
"HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE HE KNEW THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE WAS HIDING IN HER UTERUS HE FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BABY--*THERE'S NO TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB* ***IT'S TEAM HER HUSBAND OR HER SON IN LAW*** 😭"
Ok I can’t with the two guys quoting Twilight while holding a tree 😂
FR🥲
That is fcking hilarious that the punishment for coming in last in his fantasy football league is that you have to read twilight and write a book report 🤣🤣🤣
I also love how he genuinely liked Twilight
The dude holding the tree and book report dad are amazing.
"That's non-negotiable, you can see yourself out" I DIED
1:17 no he was in love with one of her eggs I'm in tears
“ your girl smells like caca güey” had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
The more I hear Bella's nightmare screaming, the more it sounds like she's throwing up or having a really hard shit.
LMAO now I can’t unhear Bella having a violent sh!t 😂😂😂
2:53 : " no we are not doing this."
Could you explain that part to me, if possible? I've rewatched the clip a few times, still can't get the joke they were making there.
@@ellenbrooks8061 I feel like jasper was going to nominate himself as the one who will ruin Bella’s party but Alice shut down his negative self talk
10:33 No but the dance off what funny as f*ck
Is it okay to be a fan of twilight as a guy
of course it is!
@@pelachu ok because the kids at my school make fun of me for it
@@Link99_ i'm really sorry to hear that, but if something brings you joy there's no shame in it! when i was a teenager and the twilight saga was at its peak popularity other kids made fun of me and my bestfriend as well because we were pretty much obsessed with it. in the recent years twilight gained some popularity again and a few of the people that used to make fun out of me and my bestie for loving twilight are enjoying twilight tiktok very much.
@@pelachu thank you for the help
@@Link99_ same and I’m girl
8:35 JACOB AND ROTTISERIE LOLOL
Well yeah, when an author gives one of their characters a dumb@$$ name like Renesme, it’s a given that people are going to make fun of it lol
THE DANCE OFF THOUGH
When Bella said she didn’t like anything cold and wet, my jaw dropped.
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7:38 is so me.
Oow, the dad is so cute i can't 🥺
i mad goofy laughed with the son in law thing
SAME I THOUGHT I WAW THE ONLY ONE
0:30 the fcking tree 🤣🤣🤣
Ok, I hardly ever sit here by myself and laugh at crap on vid but y’all are crackin me right tf up!
i'm glad you enjoyed the video!
2:15 ok but these are all so perfect lmao
2:52 SEE? JASPER IS HOT PLAYED BY ANYONE
ON GODDDDDDD
3:35
My girl described Hannibal Lecter, so it's a yes. (Except he orphaned the child before becoming the father figure guardian)
5:33 i laughed so hard I almost peed my pants 😂
3:17 i choked on a pretzel 🥨 😶😶😶
11:26 is so freaking funny man omg😂
1:04 I love these guys 😂😂😂
Do you actually think that Edward thought Bella smelled? That’s sad
2:04 can someone explain to my dumbasss how this is twilight-related? What am I missing? Lol
It’s not necessarily Twilight-related, but that’s actually a video of Kristen Stewart, the actress who plays Bella
@@trashotaku holy crap I didn't even realize that was Kristen the first time lmao okay at least it somewhat makes sense now 😂
@@reginamachamer821 I actually didn’t realize it was her at first either until I looked at her face closely
14:54 no longer likening da rain girl 😂😂😂 (on a side note, I don’t watch squid games and I won’t because I’m just not interested)
9:10 wait, ROBERT PATTINGSON SANG THIS!!?
yessssss
@@pelachu omg, that's going to my playlist ASAP
Song
@@cartisuckuzitoe Robert Pattinson - Let Me Sign
@@pelachu thanks
3:15 to 3:24 I DIED I CACKLED
The first video-
14:59 ARO IS THE HOST
11:16 I honestly don't know how to feel about this
slightly intrigued maybe?
But what if, because women are all born with all their eggs right, Jacob could smell the one specific egg that would turn out to be Renaissance and thats why he was into her.
ya'll gotta stop with this theory. that would mean he is in love with edward too like
RENAISSANCE
It's team , her husband or son in law
I realized a huge plot hole in the twilight series today: in the 1st movie, they claim that jasper is struggling so much cuz hes the newest vampire addition to the family... BUT, we find out in eclipse, that jasper was a confederate soldier in the civil war. That would mean he was turned sometime around the 1860s. Edward wasnt turned until the spanish flu epidemic of 1918... so... how is jasper the newest vampire addition to the cullens??? Its not that he was a vampire all this time n then somehow met the cullens n decided to live the way they do n join the fam, cuz they at least imply, if not outright state as fact that carlisle turned them all to save them, n adopted them into the fam... so.... we're just gonna skip right past that one i guess... lolol
@@DJ.Michelle he's the newest addition to the family, the cullen clan, who are vegetarian vampires and he is struggling getting used to being a vegetarian.
Is it wrong that I thought Steve from stranger things and Edward were the same person for 3 years?
SJSJSJSJJSJSJSJ SO FUNNY THEY are literraly have opposite personalities
As soon as I read this comment I IMMEDIATELY thought of a twilight AU in which Steve replaces Edward.
1:40 song anynody pls???
liana flores - rises the moon
@@pelachu 🫀😌
team son in law-💀