YTP: Mulan Starts an OnlyFans to Fund a Better Live Action Remake

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • In this video, Mulan is told to make a man out of you but can't find anybody named Yu.

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  • @Captpan6
    @Captpan6  4 года назад +180

    BE A MAN

  • @VinylStomp
    @VinylStomp 4 года назад +159

    The line "YOU ARE RACIST." killed me

    • @crossoverhero6802
      @crossoverhero6802 3 года назад +21

      It did the same for me.😂

    • @jessyruiz2528
      @jessyruiz2528 3 года назад +19

      00:32 I was breathless laughing for a good while hearing that. its soo well done holy cow.

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 2 года назад +2

      That took me so off guard it was repeated so many times.

    • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
      @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 2 года назад +1

      Same XD

    • @tristenmoore6263
      @tristenmoore6263 2 года назад +2

      That was perfect sentence mixing at its best.

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter 4 года назад +74

    I just love how her presenting Mulan II completely undoes all the goodwill she built up to that point.

  • @mastermuffles7097
    @mastermuffles7097 4 года назад +139

    This has the feel of a classic RUclips poop but it was literally just released today. So beautiful.

    • @FilthTribeFTP
      @FilthTribeFTP 3 года назад +11

      Its because it's from an OG pooper lol. That and it literally uses OG source material like sound clips from the Zelda CD-i animations or the sonic episode, etc. You know, the same 5 fuckin sources that everyone pooped in the 07 to 2010 era, lol.

    • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
      @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 2 года назад +1

      I agree so much

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 4 года назад +137

    That arrow around the world bit got me good

  • @darkarch757
    @darkarch757 4 года назад +88

    IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

  • @TengokuEXE
    @TengokuEXE 3 года назад +29

    'With all the force of a spineless business man."
    Instant classic.

  • @randumizerplus
    @randumizerplus 4 года назад +42

    Honestly the best YTP I've seen in like five years really really great work

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa 3 года назад +17

    Out of every gag in this, “somehow I’ll make a Mets Fan out of you” got me the worst

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 4 года назад +43

    0:04 '...Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai'

  • @joellema9879
    @joellema9879 3 года назад +34

    Mulan: Brings mulan 2
    Daddy Mulan: yOu dIsHoNoR mE

  • @greencomet2011
    @greencomet2011 3 года назад +31

    5:08 God, this is probably the first time that I laughed this hard over a stupid rewinded voiceline joke

  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 4 года назад +89

    Let's get down to business
    To defeat
    The Yankees

    • @dickle9604
      @dickle9604 4 года назад +4

      Hello there

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 3 года назад +3

      We've got Mets and Yankees, but where do the Red Sox fit into all this?

  • @HS_Gomikubi
    @HS_Gomikubi 2 года назад +10

    There are too many good jokes to count in this but my personal favorite is "Yao, aim the cannon at YOU" and he somehow manages to do exactly that.

  • @n00bplayer72
    @n00bplayer72 3 года назад +18

    1:15 Unfortunately, Yao's poor connection resulted in severe lag spreading from one soldier to the next, eventually bringing a total heat death upon medieval China.

  • @Destroyah5000
    @Destroyah5000 4 года назад +64

    It just now occurred to me that Mushu might have an N word pass.

  • @MarioPawner
    @MarioPawner 4 года назад +73

    With all the force of a S P I N E L E S S B U S I N E S S M A N

    • @QuicklimeTime
      @QuicklimeTime 4 года назад +10

      (A brief image of somebody I don't recognise pops up.
      But it's probably a coincidence.)

    • @HuskyDog88
      @HuskyDog88 3 года назад +3

      @@QuicklimeTime That was Donald Trump! LOL 😂

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy 3 года назад +1

      You must be swift as L O T S A S P A G H E T T I

    • @wakingthegargoyle359
      @wakingthegargoyle359 2 года назад +1

      @@HuskyDog88 Queue the angry incels in the reply section

    • @arisparks8474
      @arisparks8474 Месяц назад +1

      @@wakingthegargoyle359 actually this made me laugh

  • @corypatry2251
    @corypatry2251 3 года назад +14

    4:35
    "Yao, aim the cannon at you".
    Flying with his ass on fire.

  • @iceboy5254
    @iceboy5254 3 года назад +16

    2:19 Is an accurate description of internet lag

  • @pxyfan
    @pxyfan Год назад +6

    This is probably the greatest ytp I've seen. Literally every beat was perfect

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Год назад +3

      Thanks dude!

    • @pxyfan
      @pxyfan Год назад +2

      @@Captpan6 just watched your iSage and that one was pretty good too! Gonna watch the Spy Kids YTP now

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Год назад +2

      @@pxyfan My man!

  • @haruxai904
    @haruxai904 3 года назад +12

    0:46-0:49 Genie:hang on a second I'm in the wrong movie

  • @MorfsPrower
    @MorfsPrower 2 года назад +9

    "For what it's worth, I think you're Captpan."
    *looks back and shakes head vigorously*
    That alone was a power move.

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 Год назад +1

      So weird I've always pronounced it Capt-Pan I never thought to actually say "Captain" lol

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 4 года назад +46

    "I've heard you are single"
    Every simp and white knight: 6:33

  • @BobberTheWiseYTP
    @BobberTheWiseYTP 3 года назад +17

    This has the greatest one-liners in any ytp I've ever seen

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut Год назад +3

      Indeed I cracked up at these...
      "You are RACIST!"
      "Awaken the great stoner!"
      "I've heard you are single"

  • @brittanybennett4352
    @brittanybennett4352 4 года назад +9

    This is so good. You seriously don't find new poops this good out in the wild anymore. PLEASE MAKE MORE.

  • @Kreiser_VII
    @Kreiser_VII 3 года назад +13

    0:31 accurate depiction of an internet busybody when someone disagrees with them

  • @tino9117
    @tino9117 4 года назад +62

    Better than the remake

  • @gilfredyacevedo8129
    @gilfredyacevedo8129 3 года назад +36

    6:45 at least it wasn’t Mulan 2020 because boy would it end up worse

  • @Ninji5
    @Ninji5 4 года назад +19

    Holy crap this is funny as hell. That bath drain gag and the Huns coming after Simba had me in stitches.

  • @FinalGamerJames
    @FinalGamerJames 4 года назад +9

    Thank god we have Captpan to give us a better remake of Mulan in the year of our lord 2020 than anything Disney could make. Godspeed to you.

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 3 года назад +2

      Make no mistake: Disney COULD have made something better, they chose not to.

  • @Gamewolf66
    @Gamewolf66 4 года назад +16

    The exploding tent gag made my sides hurt from laughing

    • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
      @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 2 года назад +4

      DUDE SAME

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut Год назад +2

      Poor Chi Fu, he can't catch a damn break without getting scorched for two seconds

  • @gaelstromproductions
    @gaelstromproductions 3 года назад +8

    The "Ga' ta' hell" to Luigi and the arrow definitely fucking got me, and I honestly can not explain why I am so happy every time Haruhi makes a cameo

  • @shoopusdawhoopus
    @shoopusdawhoopus 4 года назад +44

    you're a better man than I
    I probably would have stuck a "gannon and his minions-" at 0:05

  • @Father_of_Death
    @Father_of_Death 7 месяцев назад +5

    Mulan just sits there while the Matchmaker's ass is on fire.
    😂😂😂

  • @eliaspeter7689
    @eliaspeter7689 3 года назад +8

    This was great! I loved that you didn't just stopped at the reversing and adding random effects, but had some really great jokes, and you put effort into making the guys fall off the clip at 5:13

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 4 года назад +20

    4:44
    the whole YTP was good but my favorite part is the deepercutt reference lol

  • @TheSoupRocks1
    @TheSoupRocks1 4 года назад +24

    wow, best poop I've seen in a long while.

  • @Reserve.s
    @Reserve.s 3 года назад +10

    "Here's Johnny" The Shining Ref lel

  • @Jay_SUBZ3R0
    @Jay_SUBZ3R0 3 года назад +9

    I couldn’t breathe when Chien Po crushed Mulan! Hahahahaha!

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  3 года назад +4

      Neither could Mulan

  • @prof4443
    @prof4443 3 года назад +5

    In order to please your family you must poison your in-laws 😂😂😂

  • @richardjohnson5588
    @richardjohnson5588 4 года назад +30

    3:58 this is what you look like when you ">tfw no tomboy gf" in general chat

  • @ZeroWinger
    @ZeroWinger 4 года назад +9

    She can't find anyone named Yu to make a man out of? Not even Yu Narukami?

  • @Thimeeh
    @Thimeeh 4 года назад +6

    Smiling the whole way through. This brings me back to the old days. :)

  • @justforuploadavideo
    @justforuploadavideo 4 года назад +5

    wow Captpan, I was really missing an old school YTP like this. and you being active as one of the pioneer YTP makers is just great. really love this one

  • @Laternater
    @Laternater 4 года назад +11

    "Yao. Aim the cannon at you!"

  • @WolfHack
    @WolfHack 3 года назад +8

    wasn't sure what to expect coming back to your videos
    0:10 "Fuuuck."
    died laughing

  • @KeybladeMaster87
    @KeybladeMaster87 4 года назад +4

    One of the best poops ever! Still getting quality stuff from you for years.

  • @ADHDgonewild7
    @ADHDgonewild7 3 года назад +3

    It’s been awhile since I’ve seen your stuff and you have improved dramatically! I was laughing throughout the entire video. Keep up the good work!

  • @yarynstytsyuk7282
    @yarynstytsyuk7282 3 года назад +4

    “To please your family, you must pour tea on in-laws”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bluhmann
    @Bluhmann 3 года назад +6

    where does Chi-Fu get so many tent replacements, and so quickly

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  3 года назад +6

      Well they are made in China.

  • @BeanBag343
    @BeanBag343 3 года назад +7

    The part with Shang pulling out the arrows got me good 😂

  • @Father_of_Death
    @Father_of_Death 7 месяцев назад +4

    I laughed way too hard at the "Ed, Edd n' Eddy" reference.
    "Is THAT the support beam to the house?!"

  • @guysafari
    @guysafari 4 года назад +7

    1:15 DAMN IT I SOFTLOCKED

  • @onmas909
    @onmas909 5 месяцев назад +3

    2:05 Yao was the MVP of this poop and all of its jokes 🤣

    • @sygos
      @sygos 4 месяца назад +1

      4:35 was his best joke

  • @Ludamage
    @Ludamage 4 года назад +6

    5:12 got me too well XD

  • @LtAce150
    @LtAce150 4 года назад +6

    2:06 the little noise you added to that just friggin killed me

  • @MaxBrisco
    @MaxBrisco 4 года назад +7

    2:00
    Ahhhh, the return of the Haruhi Alarm; one of the many secret characters of the ear rape era.

  • @i8dacookies890
    @i8dacookies890 4 года назад +13

    1:34 Masterpiece

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 4 года назад +5

      "What's your name?"
      "My name is his name."
      "I didn't ask for his name."
      "I've got a name."
      "Then what is it?!"
      "It's Pikachu."
      "Raichu?"
      "No." [Surprised Pikachu Face]
      "Then what is his name?"
      "A boy's name."
      "Is it?"
      "No."
      "Then is his name your name?"
      "Yes."
      "Then what is my name?"
      "Aya."
      "Ara?"
      "No."
      "..."
      "..."
      "Whass your name?"
      [Curls up into the fetal position]

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 3 года назад +2

    Glad to see you’re still around Cap. I absolutely love your Obee Wang YTP.

  • @HiroTheWanderer
    @HiroTheWanderer 4 года назад +5

    "I'm Gonna A Meme Out Of You!"

  • @irileyxmusic
    @irileyxmusic 9 месяцев назад +3

    0:31 WHY DID THAT TAKE ME TF OUT😭😭😭😭

  • @Tirgo69
    @Tirgo69 Год назад +1

    For some reason the sped up genie reversing back into the bottle is so fucking funny to me. "AaaAa"

  • @princetrollcula6455
    @princetrollcula6455 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:27
    Shang: Let's get down to business! To Defeat... Mr. Met!
    Mr. Met: God have mercy

  • @YorkshireNutte
    @YorkshireNutte 3 месяца назад +1

    That "God have mercy" killed me!!

  • @JayReviews
    @JayReviews 3 года назад +6

    Lmao the ultimate simp 6:31

  • @GymBossAniki
    @GymBossAniki 3 года назад +1

    Its great to see you back, man. I was in great need of some morale boosting laughs and you delivered.

  • @delireent.3960
    @delireent.3960 3 года назад +4

    1:38
    -It's Pikachu !
    -Raichu?
    -No!😮

  • @dinocoder1281
    @dinocoder1281 3 года назад +4

    Holy this is underrated as fuck
    Deserves way more views

  • @nicksojka7457
    @nicksojka7457 3 года назад +6

    6:03 When you're a dog

  • @solidsnakeonaplane5925
    @solidsnakeonaplane5925 2 года назад +2

    Walt on current Disney Product:
    “You dishonor me.”

  • @NYOlly15
    @NYOlly15 4 года назад +4

    I thought RUclips poops were dead...boy was I wrong lulz

  • @arthurgodwin6571
    @arthurgodwin6571 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:32, Twitter exchanges in a nutshell.

  • @ZeroWinger
    @ZeroWinger 3 года назад +1

    I'm so glad that you're uploading more frequently again.

  • @mattycakes4
    @mattycakes4 4 года назад +3

    I had to stop this a minute in so I could make my wife watch the rest with me, thanks for the laughs

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 4 года назад +2

    References to Pink Floyd AND Yakitate JaPan? Today was a good day.

  • @xx_furby_lover_xx5812
    @xx_furby_lover_xx5812 2 года назад +2

    This was sp good and hilarious, a classic movie made into a classic ytp!!! I will continue to watch you!!!
    One of my favorite parts:
    2:07
    Edit: dude I didn't know you were the same person who made the ice age, wow you are awsome

  • @greyhad6548
    @greyhad6548 4 года назад +6

    0:58 yeah.

  • @SuccubiPie
    @SuccubiPie 4 года назад +2

    This was very good. Thank you for making it.

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  4 года назад +1

      You are welcome

  • @jonathanfalix2875
    @jonathanfalix2875 3 года назад +2

    Don’t worry Shang I’m already a Mets fan!

  • @MagikGimp
    @MagikGimp 3 года назад +1

    So many I'm old now references! I'm welling up. :')

  • @emeraldeyes929
    @emeraldeyes929 7 месяцев назад +2

    Best Mulan YTP ever!

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent 3 года назад +2

    Literally everything about this was magnificent.

  • @SamsonSilvo
    @SamsonSilvo Год назад +2

    1:34 The edits in this are just absolutely perfect! XD

  • @CaptainHair2
    @CaptainHair2 3 года назад +2

    Good to see there are still quality poopers out there.

  • @Jinaria101
    @Jinaria101 4 года назад +1

    Oh my god its you I didn’t even know until later into the video when I saw Tito from rocket power so this is the big project you were working on I have to say it was really good keep up the good work

  • @4T3hM4kr0n
    @4T3hM4kr0n 3 года назад +1

    that video description was more than enough to make me laugh.

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 4 года назад +6

    0:40 Now that's a face i haven't seen in a while

  • @hello_bye708
    @hello_bye708 Год назад +1

    Mulan: Father, I have brought you the sword of Shan-Yu.
    Mulan: And the crest of the Emperor.
    Mulan: And the Rosetta Stone.
    Mulan: And the Arc of the Covenant.
    Mulan: And the key to Atlantis.
    Mulan: And I bought the United Nations.
    Mulan: And I made World Peace.
    Mulan: And I made equal rights.
    Mulan: And I put an end to homelessness.
    Mulan: And I stopped climate change.
    Mulan: And I've made a cure for all diseases.
    Mulan: And I've stopped people from dying.
    Mulan: Father, I am the ruler of the entire world.
    Mulan: ...Father?
    Father: *You dishonor me.*

  • @retrogamingproductions0510
    @retrogamingproductions0510 2 года назад +5

    0:32 "U R RACIST" I'm hollering 💀🤣🤣

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony 2 года назад +1

    0:35 Mulan's reflection shows Haruhi Suzumiya.

  • @sprtsfanatic1
    @sprtsfanatic1 2 года назад +2

    0:11 Me every time I leave the house 😩

  • @themuttonqueen1076
    @themuttonqueen1076 3 года назад +3

    Deserves more views!

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  3 года назад +1

      Share it with friends!

  • @Turksemployee
    @Turksemployee Год назад +1

    I was definitely not expecting haruhi suzumiya or kid from Yakitate Japan of all people xD

  • @TheMrfoxguy
    @TheMrfoxguy 3 года назад +2

    1:15 yao exe has stopped working

  • @solidsnakeonaplane5925
    @solidsnakeonaplane5925 2 года назад +1

    Tito: You know this reminds me of what the Ancient Hawaiians used to say, Fuck you! LOL.

  • @sierra_sue3578
    @sierra_sue3578 3 года назад +3

    The title was so funny I had to watch this onlyfans im dead 💀

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +2

    mushu got a good use of his n word pass

  • @ruggiebuggie3195
    @ruggiebuggie3195 2 года назад +2

    Mushu can say the N-word. That's why he's the most powerful dragon in all of China.

  • @sierra_sue3578
    @sierra_sue3578 3 года назад +7

    6:45 😂😂😂

  • @f1shst1ck
    @f1shst1ck 3 года назад +2

    Poor Mr Met