Easy! Easy. Oh, we don't want to lose any more toes here. You will all have to excuse Master Pain -- eh Betty. It's twelve o'clock. And time. For. His. Nap. Heh, Betty?
@@SkyRied1 I got a thank you for replying to my 3-year-old comment because it brought me back here to this amazing scene that I have long forgotten about
No movie ever made me laugh as hard as this movie did. Goldmember came close when it first came out, but damn this movie almost sent me to an early grave.
My friend and I both discovered how much we loved this movie the other night.. I mean, we already knew since it came out, but we didn't find out the other thought the same until I started to sing "nah nah nah, nah nah nah, neo. banananananana, sporin" and he was like OMG KUNG POW, you like it too!? we watched it and died laughing the whole time. It's one of the most absurd, yet constantly hit-you-over-the-head with funny lines , movie, thing, I've ever seen. I wish we got the trilogy they were planning on.
Every time I see some far-east dictator's portrait in a parade showing them smiling and whatnot, I am reminded of the line "I am nice man, with happy feelings! All of the time!"
I quote the "I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time" with an a thrown in, to women sometimes, and it usually makes them laugh. I will never not throw it out when my morality is questioned.
I sometimes wonder if this delivery is just part of the goofiness of the film, or if this is specifically rough because Betty is almost physically incapable of even pretending not to be evil XD
I am a nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time is what I say when im in traffic and i have to be a super defensive driver and prevent people from getting in front of me
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I use the owl and bungee chord joke all the time. I've still yet to meet someone who has seen the movie.
20 years later it still makes no sense to me but I still love it xd
@@jacobwade3625 honestly I don't think it's supposed to make sense at all and that's why it makes it so funny!
I think the joke is that translated jokes never make any sense
*ENOUGH*
@@Darthellawayc it isnt translated its legit just made up shit. lol
Master Pain, what an honor it has having you beating random people in our town.
especially that helpless old man you just hit... welcome!
Ohohohomaster Paynes meetin' with the mayor.. Ohohohosss bayyyd
Betty
Its Betty
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
When you improvise a speech from the boss villain in your Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
Thank you for making me laugh like Maniac.
*Laughs nervously*
_it's so true_
FOR REAL THO
i feel targeted
I AM NICE MAN WITH HAPPY FEELINGS ALL OF THE TIME
😂😂
your clothes are black
Some say he does things that, are not, correct to do.
Luckily I don't believe in such talk as that
This is even funnier than the joke
I say this quote all the time 😂
The pause is so perfect
That punchline tho. Worth the pause. Lmao.
@@ryanvang4080 w09⁹
enuf
NYAH
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
ENOUGH
My ship sails in the morning.
"It is a bad bad plan, that will hurt many, that are good. I think it's so great because it's so bad"💀
Now we know where Trump got his inspiration
@@dayglo98 cringe
Evil Council's plan
I see... I see... I think.. lol
@Fred Payette, rent free
He is also a great magician.....your clothes are red. 😂😂
Ah yes. My wedding speech
You're great Magician Master Betty!
Nice.
Me at my wedding: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord….
This movie is art in it's most pure form
The silence before the punchline killed me 😂
This movie was about 15 years ahead of its time.
It was calculated to be 14.6 years ahead of its time actually
"First a joke".I always say that before a great speech thanks to that movie.
🤣lol nice
So after a joke, you must laugh like him...nyahh..hahaahh..haahhaah...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
are you Michael Scott ?
@@vlpeka7547 and the tell the room enough!!!! When your done laughing
Joel Olsteen has seen this movie
Dollarplays
NOOOICE
Ok
If it was a normal guy with a weird name *ignore*
But it's a Chinese guy with a name betty *taps*
ward tkhunderd
Isn't Betty a girlish Name?
The owl and bungee cord joke is one of my favorite. I solved it too.
Bungee+owl = Bungowl = bunghole = my ass
Thank you! Now this makes perfect sense to me. I have been wondering about this for many years now.
@@GrnXnham in all honesty it's likely just a non sequitur and the joke IS that it doesn't make sense, but I like my solution, so I'm sticking with it!
I fucking love this movie
That little laugh at the very beginning 😂😂😂
I am nice man.. With HAPPY FEELINGS.. ALL OF THE TIMEE.
First a joke 🤣
Gentlemen.... from this day forward, you will all refer to me by thee name... Betty... hya hah, ha hyaah...
But isn’t Betty a woman’s name
Easy! Easy. Oh, we don't want to lose any more toes here. You will all have to excuse Master Pain -- eh Betty. It's twelve o'clock. And time. For. His. Nap. Heh, Betty?
hmm, sleepy time
I have found my long lost family.
Is this what a fever dream feels like?
Yes.
@@SkyRied1 I got a thank you for replying to my 3-year-old comment because it brought me back here to this amazing scene that I have long forgotten about
I like them Fiesty
Taiga.. taiga taiga taiga..
@@uekiboy92 Birdi
Birdi birdi
@@matthewnabil 😂
@Sahara Echo lmao
Chicken go cluck cluck
Cow go moo
Piggy go oink oink how bout you
Gonna be an animal just like youuuu
"I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDERRR"!!!
I am still waiting for the sequel.
me too
Me three
That never happened
@@alcardespear2446 Please let us dream
Imagine opening a presentation speech with that ice breaker joke...lol
“What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?”
“…my ass..” hahahaha
“Enough!!”
I am..nice..Man... with HAppy.. FEELings.. AAALLL...of the time.
wow, he's literally me!
Kung Pow is the most underrated action comedy. "She hit me Betty" 😸
Betty was the best part of that movie
and wimp loo
Lol
Fact: this is the funniest movie in the world.
No movie ever made me laugh as hard as this movie did. Goldmember came close when it first came out, but damn this movie almost sent me to an early grave.
He speaks how Charlie from Its Always Sunny writes 😂😂
My friend and I both discovered how much we loved this movie the other night.. I mean, we already knew since it came out, but we didn't find out the other thought the same until I started to sing "nah nah nah, nah nah nah, neo. banananananana, sporin" and he was like OMG KUNG POW, you like it too!?
we watched it and died laughing the whole time. It's one of the most absurd, yet constantly hit-you-over-the-head with funny lines , movie, thing, I've ever seen. I wish we got the trilogy they were planning on.
Haha free for three!
This film is so under-rated. Wish they had done the sequel they teased.
It would be canceled before it began filming lmao
I unironically laughed at his joke
I don't get it. :(
@@dubuyajay9964 i know, some of us can only ever dream of getting his ass
Every time I see some far-east dictator's portrait in a parade showing them smiling and whatnot, I am reminded of the line "I am nice man, with happy feelings! All of the time!"
A FAR EAST DICTATOR, OH NO
One of my favorite movies hands down 🤣
This movie has aged like fine wine.
This is the only movie I saw in the cinema 3 times. Never even seen a movie in the cinema twice.
nyaah... hahaa... hahaa... hahaa... haha-
ENOUGH!
Taco bell, taco bell, product placement with taco bell -
Nya...haha hahaha ha......ENOUGH!
I quote the "I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time" with an a thrown in, to women sometimes, and it usually makes them laugh.
I will never not throw it out when my morality is questioned.
What is "throwing in"?
Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
A: My ass.
LMAO
Lol i dont get it
Nyah Haha haha Haha enough!
Mmmmmmmm, mmmwaaaa, mommy mmmaaaa mmmwaa
Enough!
Lung Fei moonlights as a standup comedian sometimes. It's true.
Chosen one !! .............I'm coming !
I remember watching this movie with my mom when I was little
You are NOT a nice man! You are a BAD man!
I am a great magician your clothes are red
He is a very nice man, with happy feelings
My speech after I've been locked from my twitter account for 12 hours, for something I clearly did
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord?....... My ass... Nya haha haha haha.. enaf
still more coherent than a fortified potato.
Kung POW is the best movie
DollarPlays : Plesi
I saw this movie in a theater when it was first released LOL
Politics in a nutshell
A simply unscrewable riddle thrown in a simple speech for the simple minded! Dude knows his audience! Homey shoulda gone the lecture circuit!
Correct to do
Don't get that joke. Jeezus. He's so funny.
i am NICE .. mANNN
With happy feelings.
All of the time!
Amazing delivery
Best part of the movie is the baby rolling down the hill.
The squeaky shoes always got me.
So cute! 💋 Bye bye!
What A Very Nice Man He Is XD
Fucking love this flick
This movie is a classic lol
The pause was so long that I forgot the first part of the joke 😂
I don’t understand what he means but it makes everyone laughing
That's the whole point.
When you crack a lame joke in class, but everybody laugh anyway cuz the class is too boring.
This movie screams of Brandon Dicamillo.
lmao, it was so hard for him to lie.
Genius
Dollarplays with japanes tanks
Its true. Nice people speak the truth.
🐐
Every. Politician. Ever.
There is hundreds of funny quoteable lines in this movie that I still use to this day. Lol 😂
All you said man is true because the words that are coming from your mout does not correspond with your lips moving.
First a joke!!!! Still say this today! Hahahahahaha .....enough!
Putin right now.
Prepare the long rubber glove
In portuguese version the joke would be this: What we will get if there's a crossing of a snake and Hedgehog?.....
...Barbed wire!
Ha ha ha ha Enough!
I am a nice man with happy feelings. All the time.
I sometimes wonder if this delivery is just part of the goofiness of the film, or if this is specifically rough because Betty is almost physically incapable of even pretending not to be evil XD
All of the time
Reminds me of a few leaders over in the east.
lol My A** 😂
I am a nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time is what I say when im in traffic and i have to be a super defensive driver and prevent people from getting in front of me
Nah haha haha ENOUGH!!
ENUFF! 😂
This is how my dad wants me to be he says haha 😂
Mmm Betty he he he🤣
I could be like that, if I felt like it
one of my friends adopted how he laughed. NYA-HAHA-HAHA
Heihachi
I believe em
ENOUGH!!!
I assure you their won’t be any trouble.
Dead men have no trouble.
Hahahahahahahaha
ENOUGH! 💀
I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time is my voice-mail message haha a little unprofessional, but hey they are supposed to be personalized.