Awful Adult Famicom Games by Sachen | Octavius King
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Ooo, yes, it's some more bootleg "adult" games from one of the biggest publishers of same in Asia, Sachen. Titillation abound.
Some of the box arts for these games was really hard to find. I was able to get a lot of them from the LaunchBox Games Database, which by the way is excellent gamesdb.launch...
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I'm using "poorly rendered" for all my physical insecurities.
Don't laugh at it! It's still in beta!
I'm using corrupted vertices as an excuse for my lockdown belly!
15:00 OH GOD PAPILLON.
So back in the late 90s or early 00s, I was big on emulated NES games, and I downloaded a bunch of random shooters onto a school computer. I loved shooters. And Papillon was one of the ones I downloaded. It didn't have a description or anything, because it was on an FTP server. So, I loaded it up during a study hall, and was playing it, and suddenly neckid anime tiddles appeared on my screen. And a dude next to me was like, "DUDE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT CARTOON PORN?!" Really loudly. And the whole class called me a pervert for the rest of the year.
Fun times.
What is the gaming equivalent of the Scarlet Letter?
I hope I'll find that rom. The game looks pretty good.
LMAO
5:03 "Is this what's being a teenage male is like: just going through the motions in desperation of seeing some br****s that aren't that good?"
Short answer: yes.
Sad answer: also yes.
Long answer: double yes.
Mrs. Sheep asked me what my answer was when we were watching this video - I also said 'YESSSSSSSSS'.
I remember the 14.4k modem days. Up all night and you'd see three women.
@@shia_labeouf Certainly couldn't stay up all night these days! Those were the days
Shorter answer: *B00BS!!*
Yeah back in the 80's that's what being a teenage boy was.
thank god I grew up with broadband internet
@@guilhermemuratore5352 Honestly, I'm grateful I didn't
Yep, I was lucky that my uncle belonged to a Commodore users group, and would sometimes send me disk in the mail he had made backups of, and one of them happened to be Samantha Fox Strip Poker for the C64 lol
Yep, I remember department store catalogs and scrambled cable channels. Now you can get any (legal) kink instantly. Teens these days don’t know how good they have it…
@@5roundsrapid263 Very true, and I remember when the Playboy channel was on 24/7, and once in the summer of 93(I was 12) my local cable company Palmetto Cable now AtlanticBroadBand had one of their line techs screwed up, and 1/2 my small town including my house got free unscrambled Playboy channel for nearly a month before they noticed it, needless to say my friends where coming over to my place while my parents where at work since I had a TV in my bedroom lol!
It feels like all these games are just about frantically finishing something by yourself, for what seems like very little payoff, and you just feel guilty and ashamed afterwards....
....Maybe these games are more meta than they seem!! 😅
I remember, in the early 90s or so, a friend's older brother had Strip Poker on the NES. It took a lot of begging to get him to admit he had it and show it to us. Pre-internet times were such good.
18:54 appreciate that you clarified that difference. People really don't know how to separate pure nudity and something in sexual nature. Thought that was unique to mention. Great video as well. For sure will begin binge watching your content!
I can honestly say the last couple of months your videos have been of a very very high standard, ive laughed, ive learnt and ive been entertained. Your editing is really crisp and the subject matter has been mostly different to the norm.
Good work Octavius.
When will we see a proper deluxe coffee table artbook of these bold masterpieces?
I'm being facetious but I'm actually also genuinely surprised if nobody's tried to crowdfund a book collecting all the 8-bit chunky pixel porn from these things
I'd buy one, my mate did her PHD in vintage smut so that's two sold already.
@@octaviusking i’d 1000% buy that
if you’re serious about making it and unbound doesn’t pan out, i offer myself up to do all the editing and get it published with amazon - i’m a book editor by trade and i’d be more than happy to help spring such a book to life
@@gtkruntime5520 And so the greatest artistic and cultural movement of the twenty first century began. Little did these early pioneers realise that, within just a few short decades, all marriage vows would have to include either 30 minutes of mahjong or thirty games of rock, paper, scissors to be considered legal, or that friction-less gloves would become the most essential item of clothing in human history.
@@DoctorBastard maybe get her onto this, I’m sure she would be fascinated
5:31 you be surprised how many out there can do it under 30 seconds! 😁👍
It was all about Leisure Suit Larry on the Amiga when I was a kid lol.
I'll see your LSL and raise you Leather Goddesses of Phobos. Text only titilation.
Sam Fox on the C64 for me...
PC with a Hercules card
Playing as Passionate Patti was strictly a niche thing…
Famicom? More like Fannycom!
I'll get me coat.
Bums.
Missingno? Now that gets me all revved up.
I don't know how I've kept myself alive for so long either.
Same here; especially since my dad told me I wouldn't live to see 30... then 35... then 40... then HE died... so.... Ha-Ha...?
Aw, aw, aw, staying alive, staying alive :)
The weird voice that shouts at you in Mahjong Trap is actually cheering you on in Chinese.
the friggin cat meowing in the background kept making me look around my kitty.
I mean. You asked. So a large part of my pre-internet early teens was spent desperately seeking out sources of seeing or almost seeing nudity.
Woods pron? Yep, that's a thing. Men or other teens would secret-stash garbage bags into chests, hollows, or other places out in the woods so their wives or mothers wouldn't throw them out. Others would find these stashes, add to them, and pass the locations around to others. There was a kind of unwritten rule where if you saw someone else at the stash, you'd make sure they weren't caught.
Clothing catalogues? I'd erase with a pencil eraser the ink then draw in the bits.
Scrambled pron channels? Back in the day, the spice channel and similar would be scrambled. But the way that system worked you could still hear the audio and you could - if you were patient - occasionally see a momentary flash of content. I would sit next to my TV in my bedroom for hours late at night trying to catch a good enough image.
As I understand it, the above are more-or-less universal experiences for teenage boys before the internet and during the early internet. Speaking of.
Once my family got the internet, it was only in the family room on a computer shared by the whole family. This is the origin of the x folder. This is why we named it innocuous things. Why download and keep it? Because waiting for a 100 by 200 pixel image to download would take minutes. For perspective, that is roughly the size of one of the youtube thumbnails. Minutes. So we'd save them locally if they were good. Even then, we would only have enough hard disk space for a few hundred of those sized images if we were lucky. I remember that I printed out some of these images with the family printer that was out of yellow ink, so it was in CM_K and everyone looked purplish. Also the print head was clogged so there would be missing lines across the print. I cherished these grainy tiny blurry images.
It wasn't until I went to college, in 2001, that I had internet fast enough for the early days of web video. These were the videos you'd skip today because they look like they were filmed on a potato. That was the height of high definition content at the time. If you managed to get a 600x480 video, you had the best looking content you could get. It would be advertised as super hi-def in the day. Most content was 320x240.
So in 1990? Yeah. I would absolutely have yanked one off to those. No question.
I'm not proud of this. I'm just being honest about it.
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This has been heavily edited to try to keep youtube from deleting it (if it isn't youtube, but you, Octavius, let me know somehow and I'll leave it deleted or delete it myself.) I'm genuinely trying to be informative about what things were like. Good or bad.
Cool story bro
Porn stashes in the woods? Humans are wild. Thank you so much for sharing!
Um, sadly, yes. I have experience nearly everything listed above. And, that said Octavius can keep her options about the male experience to herself. I won't tell her she needs to be segregated from society because of stupid shit she did as a teen and she can keep her self righteous judgements to herself. She has no idea the insane things that testosterone does to the male brain.
One thing I've really enjoyed about society being more accepting of trans people (besides the fact that people can just be themselves and find happiness) is the stories from trans men who start taking testosterone and completely lose control because they don't have the years of conditioning that cis men have with developing the self control needed to be a man. I've seen trans men actually apologize for their judgements against cis men. They just didn't know how test affects one's brain.
Well you just described my childhood
Octavius: Disclaimer
Aw yeah, dis gon b good
Thank you for all that you do. You’re one of a very small number of RUclipsrs who are open about the mental health challenges they face, and it helps to remind others that they are not alone. I am glad that you are still alive and still here. Genuinely, thank you.
13:00 you underestimate how willing guys are to help each other out xD “nope it’s not gay cuz we’re looking at a naked chick!”
As a former teenage male, the answer to your question about what it's like, is yes. At least in the nineties/noughties anyway. 😅😢😭😭
Pixelated anime titties hit different back then
Well, this being RUclips, I was bound to stumble into here eventually
I play for the boys team so I'm just as baffled by the boob obsession. However, I have found these last 2 videos absolutely hilarious and fascinating.
1:23 There's a game called "Huge Insect". Probably the title lost something in translation.
Edit: the Killer Melon makes me think of the Kamikaze Watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie. ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*fanfare* Wheee! *Splat!*
Also, *Boom!*
It looks like Rob Liefeld drew these games.
I don't think I've seen anyone talk so much about god awful "sexy" games in my life and I absolutely love it. There's a ton of NEC and PC Engine "porn" games that are mostly questionable. Not that in would know...
Pcfx games?
PC98 games lol. It's the porn game computer king. 😂
Only recently found your channel. You're unique style of video, and comical narration is brilliant.
11:42 im surprised the auto captions caught "Shagittarius and Crapricorn" perfectly xD chefs kiss on Eff You Nebula 👌
"grown woman playing shit games" i'm mid 30s and I live on twitch playing the SAME games usually, trust me atleast you have variety haha. I'm surprised as a kid I never came across any of these games but then again I was busy copying the turtles for the spectrumZX from a friends cassette tape using a hi-fi, what I meant to say is I definitely don't condone piracy.... oh it's ok they went out of business I should be safe xD
Something dawned on me while watching this. Since these are all Famicom/NES Games it's fairly safe to assume that these were all released in the late 80's to early 90's. That being said most people I knew in the 80-90s typically had the one TV in the living room/family room where the NES or Sega was hook up. If that were the case and if you were an adult who wanted to play these "games" you would have to either be a bachelor/bachelorette or if you had a family you'd have to wait until everyone was asleep and play the world's most boring slot machine game for hours on the off chance to see a low resolution cartoon boob.
OMG this channel is what i've been looking for. A woman doing reviews with this kind of edit. Funny and also very informative. Keep going! Right now you have won a subscriber from Ecuador!
I'd buy that mug. You should do merchandise.
5:52 - "No, that's not my arse, that's just a carefully placed hot dog in a bun."
We wholeheartedly appreciate that you have forsaken your sanity for us.
Only just found your channel and have now started binging everything. Loving it.
"Utter Clownshoes"... that's what the LADIES used to call me back in high school! I never did find out why though...
Big Shoes ???
If the shoe fits
well. I watched it. I felt awkward watching it, so god only knows how bad it was for you actually PLAYING them! I'm gonna go and play something wholesome to rid my mind of these pixelated, borderline CP images that are seared into it!
on another note, You have great content on your channel. good work!
Its O.K. time already? Your really starting to put them out!
as soon as the rattie appeared, i went oojaboojabooja :I
@@octaviusking \o/
As a fellow female gamer I commend your efforts Octavius! Although, as a fellow female gamer, not sure I ever need to see that level of pixelated knockers ever again! 🤣🤣🤣
Pixel knockers 😂 I think you've discovered a name for this genre!
As a feminist I am appalled. As a lesbian: more pixelated knockers please!
HAHAHHAHAH.
Bravo, girl!
I just randomly stumbled upon your videos, traveling down the RUclips rabbit hole, but now I’m binging ALL your content. 👏 👏
There needs to be a documentary about adult nes and famicom games.
This is it. There weren't many.
There's a really good one at watch?v=lGupr2j1fSA. Sorry that it's not narrated by Sam Jackson or Bill Nye. 🤷♀️
Ah yes, one of my favorite offbrand stuff! STR*P MAHJONG!
Jeez! I know that 8-Bit games may not have the greatest resolution and some visual sacrifices need to be made, but there is NO excuse for that artwork. If you ever experienced having an anime obsessed teenage kid sister back in the day, it looks like that kind of bad Sailor Moon fan art where they don't get any of the facial proportions right and they look like they have eyeballs melting off their Dorito shaped heads. Who even got turned on by this stuff? Magazines did exist back then.
My PC crashed while playing this video. good job; keep it up :D
Great metal fingers. Looks a bit like the Witchblade comic magic gauntlet.
"Hardcore collectors." I see what you did there.
Your commentary was the only titillating part about those games. Thank you :)
5:30
The real question is what am I supposed to do with the other 20 seconds?
I appreciate the effort you have gone to with a) playing these games and b) researching their similarities and differences. Important work.
My first time discovering this video and this channel. Seems very interesting 🤔. Going to have to finish it after I sleep.
Someone please tell me.that games like this aren't still being made?
Another brilliant video, looking forward to the next one.
At 8:49 the voice is saying “Jai You” (Chinese) directly means give it gas/add oil, like “you can do it”, “give it all you got”. A cheer of encouragement.
You're on a roll Octy, best laugh I've had all week!
16:49 "It's a mediocre card game with rape."--Greatest Quote of 2021.
how has this not become a h3nta1 anime.
Normally I don't find rape very funny, but I laughed at that.
I thought she was talking about yugiho for minute there.
@@ddjsoyenby
You want to waste your life watching Taimanin Asagi
"How the hell am I supposed to wwnk in that amount of time?"
It's easy to do that and still have time left over when you are a teenage boy. Or so I've heard......
Pleas tell me we can buy the "mard mug"
@@octaviusking
Merchandising, ahoy!
@@octaviusking That's 3 people (including myself) so far that have requested that mug & I'm only part way through the comments.
7:24- okay, I’m curious- why do games featuring naked women make the men look goofy?
I am new to your channel and will definitely stick around cause that was an entertaining as hell video.
Great content!
OMG, when you were talking about that star I almost stabbed my self with my floss thingie...
A sequel to the last one...we are blessed 😁 Bottomless 8-Bit sleaze!
@Octavius King never have i laughed so hard than when i watch these videos." Ok boys you've got 30 seconds to get off to this half naked girl"
Me:are you serious mate ?! I can't even unzip my fly that fast ,wtf game?!
9:32 Self-deprecating humour...you can't beat it😊
Hey Color Dreams was involved in it, what a strange history of game programing. I remember back when Atari Lynx, Sega Genesis, and Nintendo Entertainment System were all trying to be that generation's competitor, they made Hellraiser but couldn't get the Intellectual Property rights. Now they are Wisdom Tree, best known for Christian oriented games... Wonder if they just like messing with Nintendo and Sega?
I remember one time as a kid downloading some pictures over what was probably 28k dial up. You really learn to appreciate Madonna’s no-no bits a lot more when they take half an hour to load in...
😂
I remember Ala Carte Kitchen! It was always high on the list of desirable items in the Argos book in the 80s 😄
haha you still have it the humor that drew me to your channel in the first place another great video that cracked me up XD i had actually seen some of those from the previous video in a rom pack i downloaded lol anyways great video :)
Damn! So, a company that became infamous for their terrible Bible games made a space shooter? That's shocking!
16:56
The only interesting thing about Alien Battle is that they stole artwork by H.R. Giger. No. 250, Li I (detail) to be precise. How fitting for an "alien r*pe game".
18:08 that lil bastard shark is absolutely adorable, not much else to say
its pronounced pap pee on... papillon is french for butterfly
I had no idea strip Mahjong existed. My life is changed.
You have no idea how many strip mahjong ARCADE games there are. Some are actually quite good, with some seriously good art and animations. Frustrating as all hell, because coin vacuum, but good nonetheless.
Crack one. I love it. What is the proper name for the metal on your fingers? You are really cool.
@@octaviusking Finger armor is the general term for those.
😅 hilarious stuff. You certainly put yourself through some shit for our entertainment! 🤣
I wonder how many copies of these things were sold?
And I further wonder who the bloody hell bought them! Did they not have access to railway sidings where people stored porn like the rest of us?
"My god somebody put porn on the Family Computer!!!"
I was having a horrible mental health day... This video feels like it's coming down from heaven on the wings of angels...TY O.K.
Edit: Hmm after watching the video my earlier enthusiasm might have been premature because I'm barely a few mins in and I'm already creeped out.
I was way more distracted by “A La Cart Kitchen” than I should have been.
Fun Fact - The earliest known unlicensed NES/FC game - 1986's "Super Maruo" - was a play-for-porn game.
I thought it was no other than Nintendo secretly made them.
@@Nestalgba92023
You're likely confusing it with Nintendo having bought the rights to the "Super Hornio Bros." porn-parody movies, to halt their distribution.
Great video! Have some of the older Octavius videos been taken down? I'm looking for a specific video and can't find it.
The channel was struck by one twat who claimed to own copyright of an obscure-as-hell zx spectrum character and went on to harass Octy. As a result she had to take down those old videos to keep the channel.
No, we can't have nice things. ☹️
I forgot how cute baby pacman is growing up
Shouldn't 'Hacker International' be called 'Whacker Intentional'. Whacks on, Whacks off !
Mahjong trap, eh? What sort of trap we talking about here?
13:02 I hope they are also 12 years old, it would be creepy if they weren't.
18:34 Is that supposed to be garlic? It does look more like an onion. It might have been a cultural thing, the artists thought it was onions and not garlic that wards off vampires and wasn't corrected.
Holy moly, I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna get an hearth attack😂
At least most of these are shite, I guess. I really like the simple mechanics of Gals Panic, and was delighted to find a Mega Drive game that was "Gals Panic, without the slowdown or tits" once.
Volfied/Ultimate Qix?
Gals Panic is just "Qix with lewds", after all.
Great video as usual Octavius. You need to review Hollywood Poker on the Amiga. The dancer at the intro screen had some nice moves. If you want bad then try Sam Fox Strip Poker on the Commodore 64 LOL.
Those simple puzzle games with added nudity were somewhat popular on the PC side as well during the early 90s. I recall seeing several different kinds of simple puzzle thingies in shareware form, but for the death of me, I didn't understand who would be desperate enough to pay the actual registration fee for them.
Now, thanks to Patreon, I've noticed there's a thriving subculture of porn games with all kinds of deviations churned out. There really are people, who are willing to subscribe monthly to someone tinkering less than mediocre porn games. I think some of the biggest Patreon games are porn, not that Patreon is gonna admit that. They've become, perhaps unwillingly, one of the biggest financiers of "interactive erotica".
I'm amazed they were able to produce an unlicensed Famicom disk game.
As a member of the giant footed community I object to the use of the phrase "clown shoes". Instead consider "ferry foot" or the more polite "ample footed". After all I can't help looking like the bottom half of Krusty the clown.
oh no, Pyramid... I actually owned and played that once upon a time. Is there nudity in it? I never saw any but that doesn't matter because *you'll never beat a level of it*. God Speed, King. Tackling Pyramid is horrifying.
Hello Octavius. I was watching agvn when I stumbled upon your videos. A couple days ago freaking awesome. Long story longer. I also was a past cutter you can see the scars. Like yours are there faint but they're there. I too have a lazy right eye we might have been separated at Birth LOL just playing not trying to be creepy. Appreciate your content. Yeah used to get picked on because my right eye too. That video rang really true. Thank you from America.
Gah! I LOVE this gal!
Not gonna lie: Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors actually sounds like a fun time
Not quite...
That "Honey Peach" game cheats like a filthy SOB...
Sachen is the plural of the German noun Sache. Some definitions:
1. matter, affair, case, question, issue
beschlossene Sache ― done deal
2. thing, object
Da ist noch eine Sache.
There's one more thing (for me to say).
So, they’re Things, Ltd.?
Love the Baby Pacman joke, very nice, SERIOUSLY
06:19 - After watching Bottom episode s3e5 "Finger" you will never ever see "3 2 1" without dark humour "Imagine being married to Ted Rogers... eurrrrrrr" Comedy genius! (PS you can talk to Ade on Twitter, he's quite a chatty bloke esp about mushrooms)
What a great baubley video ! Love it glad you do vids on youtube 🥰 I think that sometimes too 😂👍
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