Baking A Cake For A Rat That I Found!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2019
  • Join me as I set out to bake a wild rat the perfect cake! This adventure sponsored by Lifesum: Download Lifesum for free bit.ly/2Y046M3 and if you love the app and wanna go premium; get 30% off your 12 months subscription at www.lifesum.com/redeem/garrett30
    I am a bad cook and I know absolutely nothing of baking, but there is a hungry stray rat in my backyard that deserves a treat! Because just like humans, weird little animals deserve treats from time to time too! So join me as I set out on a mission to bake him the perfect cake! A mission that becomes way more of an adventure than I anticipated!
    Thanks to Shan Dodd and Chris Melberger!
    Shan: shandude?igshid...
    Chris: chrismelberger?...
    If you're reading this I love you and thank you for watching the things I make.
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Комментарии • 28 тыс.

  • @saarnilaaksonen6295
    @saarnilaaksonen6295 4 года назад +2323

    productivity is a fabricated construct, if making a rat some rat cake makes you happy, then feed that gorgeous critter

  • @eliseb4185
    @eliseb4185 4 года назад +9173

    Jeffree: look at my multi million castle.
    Garrett: heres rat cake!

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +69

      I thought exactly the same thing! Garrett's video was recommended under Jeffree's

    • @rosan370
      @rosan370 4 года назад +33

      Aha I thought the same 😂😂 I was watching Jeffree’s house tour and I got the notification for this video. 😂🥺this is y I love Garret

    • @eliseb4185
      @eliseb4185 4 года назад +6

      Anja Beer me too! I love Garrett so much

    • @shannonbell7010
      @shannonbell7010 4 года назад +4

      Poor Garrett ;-; Um Jerffree wanted him XD ....

    • @alisskumaye1609
      @alisskumaye1609 4 года назад +7

      What’s tea sis? Shit, over it i literally though this and wAs gonna make a comment about it and noticed you already had!

  • @charlie_grayson
    @charlie_grayson 4 года назад +1565

    “Someone help me...with everything” Jesus Christ, I felt that

    • @user-uo2ho6xp9f
      @user-uo2ho6xp9f 3 года назад +9

      This whole video is just “I felt that”

    • @potato3551
      @potato3551 3 года назад +5

      Mood

    • @mew9243
      @mew9243 3 года назад +1

      shin-aeeeeee

    • @Sophie-nm7fy
      @Sophie-nm7fy 3 года назад +1

      What is the flag/ colors behind you and what do they stand for? I just don’t recognize it and I’m curious 🙂

    • @charlie_grayson
      @charlie_grayson 3 года назад +1

      @@Sophie-nm7fy it’s the non-binary flag!

  • @alwaysarmy502
    @alwaysarmy502 3 года назад +439

    Rats literally eat garbage usually, those tweeters need to CHILL

    • @gracejordan2333
      @gracejordan2333 3 года назад +34

      i mean yeah wild rats are probably better suited to eat anything and everything. but the tweeters weren’t wrong. if you feed domesticated rats that stuff it can be very bad

    • @ca66agepatchk1d
      @ca66agepatchk1d 3 года назад +18

      @@gracejordan2333 as an owner of rats I can confirm, but even then wild rats can't have an assortment of food items :)

    • @alinahernandez6601
      @alinahernandez6601 3 года назад +15

      Fr tho a rat ate my book... *MY FUCKING BOOK*

    • @nancyharvey6714
      @nancyharvey6714 2 года назад

      Us Armys are everywhere💜

    • @macdawg9879
      @macdawg9879 2 года назад +1

      @@alinahernandez6601 thank you for the laugh lmfaoo

  • @xlanakeix
    @xlanakeix 4 года назад +6508

    Garrett has that 'big golden retriever energy.'

  • @solargarden9917
    @solargarden9917 4 года назад +3562

    This is a man that finds fun in literally every single thing he does. I aspire to be this type of man.

    • @jenniferthorne2964
      @jenniferthorne2964 3 года назад +19

      He really does. I love Garrett

    • @ChrisSmith-bg1mt
      @ChrisSmith-bg1mt 3 года назад +7

      Same but.
      Me: oh I see your problem... this is hard to say but...they hate you and want nothing to do with you Garrett. He's scared of microwaves
      Truly me: OMG OMG I LOVE YOU GARRETT!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute...I didn't know you swear!? Eh I swear... WOO GARRETT
      I love him so much btw not '"love love" tho. Garrett if you are reading this, I don't care your weird, you are an awesome child lol your the best

    • @TS-hx4qd
      @TS-hx4qd 3 года назад +16

      As a woman. I, too, aspire to be this type of man.

    • @eianshungry
      @eianshungry 3 года назад

      Same

    • @colir6437
      @colir6437 3 года назад +1

      @@catherinemcdaniel1750 shanes not great

  • @kaelyn1474
    @kaelyn1474 3 года назад +3264

    Ah I missed Garrett. We don’t need Shane, we need a Garrett.

  • @thetreebehindyou9474
    @thetreebehindyou9474 3 года назад +343

    "A dead mouse! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
    *touches the mouse"
    "Oh"
    I love it so much

  • @shanah9559
    @shanah9559 4 года назад +2222

    "But jokes on you Brenda, because I'm big gay"

  • @jenna1sock7
    @jenna1sock7 4 года назад +2113

    I LOVE HOW ALMOST EVERY ANIMAL ENDED UP IN HIS BACKYARD

  • @dayna1998
    @dayna1998 3 года назад +496

    i really love this security camera moment hahahaha, it's insane how there are so many wild animals stopped by garret's backyard in one to two nights hdsfbgkajbjfdg. xD it's like watching the funny comedy version of animal planet/natgeo wild ahahhaha

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  3 года назад +179

      All my little backyard weirdos 🐀 🐜 🐈

    • @dayna1998
      @dayna1998 3 года назад +52

      @@GarrettWatts your own private animal park. can't believe america is that wild xD ahahha i have never experienced that bfore. we only have scorpions, snakes, frogs and rats come and go. love you and your videos garrett! ;))

    • @xfrstx7223
      @xfrstx7223 3 года назад +13

      Garrett Watts WE NEED A WHOLE CHANNEL FOR THESE LITTLE CRITTERS!

    • @novalol7503
      @novalol7503 Год назад

      @@GarrettWatts have you named your tiny pet's son's🐁🐀🐭

  • @samara_w3273
    @samara_w3273 3 года назад +2091

    pov: you're looking back at garrett's videos to take your mind off all the shane drama

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 3 года назад +18

      *y e a h*

    • @bruv3650
      @bruv3650 3 года назад +14

      Haha........... Yeah

    • @asteria7403
      @asteria7403 3 года назад +15

      hey dont expose me like that

    • @teratran8880
      @teratran8880 3 года назад +2

      SAME!!

    • @kitchristopher7
      @kitchristopher7 3 года назад +59

      Garret is literally the most innocent out of that whole group, and he’s not getting involved in the drama and he’s the only one i stan

  • @piinkmen
    @piinkmen 4 года назад +2599

    Conspiracy: it was the rats bday and he just invited his friends.

  • @karlia8009
    @karlia8009 4 года назад +2477

    "ohh she peed on me!.. That's okay! I pee too"
    I swear Garrett has the purest soul

    • @sherimorgan7107
      @sherimorgan7107 3 года назад +23

      Such a sweet precious soul 💜💜

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 года назад +18

      Hufflepuff energy

    • @haivenm.6038
      @haivenm.6038 3 года назад +1

      @@nalalee he is a hufflepuff right?? I am too and I was wondering the other day if he was😂

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 года назад

      @@haivenm.6038 Yeah, He is a Hufflepuff. It fits him. I'm a Ravenclaw but I have Hufflepuff tendencies.

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo Год назад

      I'm a slytherin with hufflepuff tendencies:3

  • @GLamoRousCooKie
    @GLamoRousCooKie 4 года назад +422

    Most people who have rat infestation in their home: We need to hide all the food so the rats will move away
    Garrett: *baking a cake for a rat in my yard*

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 3 года назад +97

    "i honestly don't think i've ever been more obsessed with another living creature, and upon holding that bunny i literally realized why people have children". i felt that in my heart, much because i'm feeling exactly this every time i am near a cat.

  • @caraf4901
    @caraf4901 4 года назад +12631

    This is literally the most Garrett thing ever
    I can't complain one bit

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 года назад +7

      Ikr

    • @jessicaretzlaff7935
      @jessicaretzlaff7935 4 года назад +45

      1000% if literally anyone else had done this I'd be like omg no what are you doing. but. in Garrett's case this is totally normal and its so wholesome.

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 года назад +6

      @@jessicaretzlaff7935 if I did this people would laugh and bully me so hard..I love memories oh wait that was only two weeks ago..no jk.

    • @shelbymckenzie7704
      @shelbymckenzie7704 4 года назад +11

      If anyone else posted this I'd question their sanity. But I seen Garrett posted it and I was like "seems cool, seems cool."

    • @kelseylewis2958
      @kelseylewis2958 4 года назад

      Haha it really is

  • @ieatpandas8903
    @ieatpandas8903 4 года назад +8700

    There should be a reality shows that’s just Garrett’s backyard critters.

    • @dstdog
      @dstdog 4 года назад +34

      Agreed

    • @katlynnrobinson415
      @katlynnrobinson415 4 года назад +13

      Omg yes 🥳💯👏❤❤😭😫

    • @iHorseMad
      @iHorseMad 4 года назад +18

      Wait Garret plz do this

    • @Jaybirdie1226
      @Jaybirdie1226 4 года назад +38

      There should just be a reality show about Garrett tbh

    • @ieatpandas8903
      @ieatpandas8903 4 года назад +18

      Jaybirdie 1226 There is, it’s called HOARDERS. (Jk luv u garret)

  • @indiakambeitz4098
    @indiakambeitz4098 3 года назад +151

    I don’t understand how Garrett is single, it makes zero sense

    • @bernadettemaae
      @bernadettemaae 3 года назад +5

      RIGHT???

    • @rowen7665
      @rowen7665 3 года назад +6

      i would literally die for garrett he is so sweet😊

  • @mango4981
    @mango4981 3 года назад +138

    Garrett’s editing style seriously increases my heart rate to 6000 BPM

  • @ika7403
    @ika7403 4 года назад +2722

    Garret: *leaves*
    *A whole animal planet starts happening in his backyard*

    • @perrytheplatypus7308
      @perrytheplatypus7308 4 года назад +8

      ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEE

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 4 года назад

      erikaxlopez lmao

    • @gloomgirl
      @gloomgirl 4 года назад +5

      Bake it and they will come...I laughed so much at the squirrel jumping in, and then the SKUNK loll-too funny-LOVE GARRETT

  • @isaac.swanser
    @isaac.swanser 4 года назад +1138

    “she was trying to seduce me but jokes on her i’m big gay”

  • @ositaiza888
    @ositaiza888 3 года назад +157

    I sometimes hear that he's probably not motivated but judging off the editing alone,,, i can't imagine how much of the breaks between uploads are just him going through footage

  • @RoyaleFlamingo
    @RoyaleFlamingo 3 года назад +76

    Garrett: I need 0% of your protection!
    Me: Protect him anyways.

  • @paityn6801
    @paityn6801 4 года назад +2584

    Garrett: “Don’t look at my thighs!”
    Me: *Continues to stare at his thighs*
    Garrett: “ W H A T D I D I S A Y”

    • @venomghoul
      @venomghoul 4 года назад +54

      Hey it just means he can have more baby animals on his lap

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 года назад

      Me

    • @tonya8469
      @tonya8469 4 года назад

      Fish in a Dumpster 😂😂💀👏🏻

    • @millyvelasquez6707
      @millyvelasquez6707 4 года назад +4

      Me:What??? I have no idea what you're talking about I wasn't looking at your thighs😐😂😂

    • @jules5187
      @jules5187 4 года назад

      Same

  • @melinagiannotti6405
    @melinagiannotti6405 4 года назад +5079

    How is Garrett single? He’s literally the cutest, he would never break anyone’s heart

    • @BellaLovesYouu14
      @BellaLovesYouu14 4 года назад +246

      Melina Gia He be ghosting people tbh

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +115

      Ye he's literally known for the opposite xD

    • @cam7135
      @cam7135 4 года назад +211

      I think Shane mentioned that he has a tendency to ghost people

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 4 года назад +66

      He a ghost👻

    • @BrittanieW
      @BrittanieW 4 года назад +136

      Tbh he probably likes being single sometimes cause in some instances, being in a relationship is restricting

  • @akirakhan15
    @akirakhan15 4 года назад +237

    How wants Shane and Jeffree when you got GARRETT???!!!??

  • @jessepinkman9027
    @jessepinkman9027 3 года назад +165

    i was just crying for 3 hours straight bc i hate every single thing about myself and this made me very happy

  • @BambixLynn
    @BambixLynn 4 года назад +1762

    Garrett saying “goodbye have a good day” to a dead, cremated rat, was wholesome to the full extent.
    Protect him.

  • @madisonharris
    @madisonharris 4 года назад +785

    this was the live-action remake of over the hedge

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +62

      AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @pinkiepie345
      @pinkiepie345 4 года назад +6

      I’m crying 🤣😂 this is so true

    • @Sister_Crow
      @Sister_Crow 4 года назад +2

      Yeess!! Lol

    • @ayleentorres8458
      @ayleentorres8458 4 года назад +3

      Madison Harris 😭😭😭 UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @madisonharris
      @madisonharris 4 года назад +2

      Garrett Watts um thank you for making my day I screamed when I saw that you commented 😤😤

  • @Charmingshawty
    @Charmingshawty 9 месяцев назад +4

    I’ve been so stressed and overwhelmed with moving/ trying to find a new job. Binge watching Garrett’s videos have been making me feel so comfortable and at ease :,) thank you for being such a cool human!!

  • @foldedchip4568
    @foldedchip4568 4 года назад +83

    for effy’s introduction he should have said -soul went *spongebob leaving picture*

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +2772

    Yall's comments so far are making me roll with laughter and are also warming may heart. BIG-LOVE TO ALL YALL AND WE GONNA ROCK 2020 SO HARD.

    • @suze7751
      @suze7751 4 года назад +15

      Garrett Watts HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🥳🥳

    • @raechelstringer4412
      @raechelstringer4412 4 года назад +20

      Garrett Watts the best way to start 2020 is with one of your videos. You are treasure.

    • @laurenbrennan5194
      @laurenbrennan5194 4 года назад +3

      Happy new year

    • @friskychan
      @friskychan 4 года назад +8

      YOU HAD ME DYINGGGGGGGGGGG, BTW i love ya garrett !!!!!!!!!

    • @sullychicky
      @sullychicky 4 года назад +8

      they are like jenna and julian but with more crazy animals

  • @ogga
    @ogga 4 года назад +1495

    I'm honestly shocked by the amount and variety of animals that are walking through Garrett's backyard. there are so many animals in this video lol

    • @splash2849
      @splash2849 4 года назад +37

      When u put a giant cake in a very accessible backyard I think all the animals in the neighborhood would show up-

    • @nicolehasting9995
      @nicolehasting9995 4 года назад +11

      No kidding!!! It's slightly unsettling to see the amount of strange vermon

    • @alidavideo
      @alidavideo 4 года назад +21

      When I first started feeding feral cats and didn't know any better, possums of all sizes and giant raccoons would come around to partake in the leftovers. I had never seen raccoons in my neighborhood prior to this. I think there is so much more wildlife around than we realize most of the time.

    • @emilymidkiff6619
      @emilymidkiff6619 4 года назад +5

      Garrett is aurora, he attracts all the sweet animals of California

    • @fil0sofia
      @fil0sofia 4 года назад +5

      It's cool to see them all in the same place like that. Makes me wanna put up a camera and some food outside of my apartment building! I've seen deer, foxes, an owl and traces of a badger right outside the door. And beavers not too far from my building, but they were in the water. :) You probably have more wild animals in your neighborhood than you'd think! :)

  • @charlotte_swagbae546
    @charlotte_swagbae546 4 года назад +57

    There should be an album called Garrett’s greatest hits

  • @alisonlawton7447
    @alisonlawton7447 3 года назад +54

    i think he’s actually the best youtuber ever and i’m not saying that because i love him but because he never gets involved with drama and always just does his own thing. We love you garrett❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @alphamom8218
    @alphamom8218 4 года назад +3012

    “I’ve got a theory that all cats are ghosts”
    LOLWUT

    • @lemonsmile2470
      @lemonsmile2470 4 года назад +23

      I kinda see what he means tho

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 4 года назад +8

      ~ok~

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @unicornsnursery1478
      @unicornsnursery1478 4 года назад

      @the pink wolf panda It is not that deep you know it is just supposed to be funny.😒😑

    • @naomia4684
      @naomia4684 4 года назад +1

      Alpha Mom my friend has a theory that all cats are green on the inside

  • @uxoricide0
    @uxoricide0 4 года назад +7019

    garrett’s editing skills is so underrated

  • @rustyspoon25
    @rustyspoon25 3 года назад +42

    Garrett is the most wholesome and adorable human being ever I love him

  • @jessicajarach5394
    @jessicajarach5394 4 года назад +40

    garrett needs a show on adult swim. LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN YALL

  • @sashamendelson876
    @sashamendelson876 4 года назад +4452

    Shane: In 2019 releases a palette and series that takes the internet by storm
    Garrett: disappears for months and then reappears to bake a cake for a rat

    • @shania9528
      @shania9528 4 года назад +215

      And somehow Garrett’s vid is more full of pure, chaotic joy 😂

    • @TheLillkill
      @TheLillkill 4 года назад +78

      Garrett > Shane
      I love Shane and his palette tho, but Garrett 😌

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 года назад +8

      @@joshspeed7794 Better.

    • @TheDailyDanny
      @TheDailyDanny 4 года назад +6

      an icon 😂

    • @cuppscraps
      @cuppscraps 4 года назад +15

      Both equally delightful

  • @kittkozy2677
    @kittkozy2677 4 года назад +1936

    Sometimes I have a hard time believing that this man actually exists.

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +18

      You mean his purity?

    • @yeshuaischrist9951
      @yeshuaischrist9951 4 года назад +3

      MAN? LOL HE'S NO MAN.

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +15

      Mr. Chapo Martinez Ok chapo

    • @yamama2445
      @yamama2445 4 года назад +9

      Shane should make a conspiracy about that

    • @kittkozy2677
      @kittkozy2677 4 года назад +2

      @Princess of Fireflies maybe he's single because some people just can't see what an amazing person he is. He can be shy but he's a sweetie

  • @TrinaLena
    @TrinaLena 4 года назад +28

    Applies peanut butter with hand cuz he doesn't have a knife
    22:27 *obvious knife*

  • @bernadettemaae
    @bernadettemaae 3 года назад +31

    *"i got egg on my nose"*
    *"ew!"*
    *"i could get salmaanallq!"*

  • @amareedavis5119
    @amareedavis5119 4 года назад +640

    "Jokes on you Brenda cause I'm big gay" That is literally the best sentence I've ever heard

  • @plainkirbster
    @plainkirbster 4 года назад +2039

    No one:
    Garrett: "because i'm big gay"

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 года назад +24

      Satanisious every day Garret has big gay hours

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 года назад +1

      shut up

    • @doll1155
      @doll1155 4 года назад +1

      Me too though

    • @plainkirbster
      @plainkirbster 4 года назад +1

      @@gambino6797 lmao wdym

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 года назад

      Satanisious the no one thing isn’t funny at all

  • @Whatishappening32
    @Whatishappening32 3 года назад +25

    The world is in desperate need of this content

  • @TrevorsTreehouse123
    @TrevorsTreehouse123 4 года назад +22

    Also Garrett your Infinity gauntlet was off for like five seconds

  • @ComatoseCutiee
    @ComatoseCutiee 4 года назад +831

    why does he lowkey dress like an archaeologist? I love this man.

  • @emilyvaitkevicius1934
    @emilyvaitkevicius1934 4 года назад +963

    "Eggs rise when they are in hot"

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +129

      FACTS

    • @squidgirl3792
      @squidgirl3792 4 года назад +9

      @@GarrettWatts *0* o h

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +5

      Garrett Watts I SMELL 🧢

    • @literallyk_m_s
      @literallyk_m_s 4 года назад +5

      @@GarrettWatts me: I got bit by a rat......
      Also me:I LoVe RaTs

    • @chrjsta4899
      @chrjsta4899 4 года назад +2

      @@GarrettWatts I need context on the next video, prepare me good lord

  • @mrrat4365
    @mrrat4365 3 года назад +12

    I love how every time he has a problem he just makes it into a random happy moment

  • @sadboo110
    @sadboo110 4 года назад +21

    " We are all little rats.. " - Garrett Watts 2019

  • @stephaniebrier9117
    @stephaniebrier9117 4 года назад +471

    "I spent almost my entire life as a single third wheel to virtually every couple that I know" I felt that.

  • @abbya4376
    @abbya4376 4 года назад +3746

    This could be a whole series, every episode titled:
    “Baking a Cake for a _________ That I Found”

  • @sicknikki4629
    @sicknikki4629 3 года назад +12

    i miss ur purity watching you always makes me feel so quaint n comfy, we love you. we miss you. and we support you. just know were still here for you.

  • @hiphiphoogray
    @hiphiphoogray 3 года назад +11

    his mom handing out framed photos of herself at a family reunion is so violently me

  • @spongegar9087
    @spongegar9087 4 года назад +478

    hes like a kid in a grown mans body.
    he grew up but like didnt.

    • @marisol2444
      @marisol2444 4 года назад +9

      yeah he maintained his childlike wonder, but he's pretty grown in the sense that he's self-aware and seems to be trying to be a better version of himself all the time and that's why Garrett Watts is so wholesome. But yeah, I agree I love garrett

  • @lilirose5665
    @lilirose5665 4 года назад +579

    "Your my little favorite rat"- my boyfriend talking to me

  • @costcotakis
    @costcotakis 3 года назад +16

    i love how he just lives and loves life. he makes the most of everyday, and he makes it so fun. i love him. his vibes are the best. i want to be his friend:)

  • @rekyu3d541
    @rekyu3d541 2 года назад +4

    8:35 is just the damn cutest acknowledgement of his own crazies 😂 this man has my whole heart

  • @vw4505
    @vw4505 4 года назад +770

    Why can’t straight men be adorable like this

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 года назад +6

      This is really sad 😂

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 года назад +23

      When men act like this they are portrayed as "childlish" or "crazy" but i just call them "rare"

    • @xsuns7508
      @xsuns7508 4 года назад +3

      @@chalk5211 "yep" "lol"

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 4 года назад +1

      I've asked myself this same question

    • @vw4505
      @vw4505 4 года назад +1

      This got so much attention, and I stand by it 😂

  • @sawyerstein5162
    @sawyerstein5162 4 года назад +496

    I wonder sometimes who let Garrett live without adult supervision.

  • @yuriflurry5588
    @yuriflurry5588 4 года назад +6

    I still can't get over the fact that Garrett is SINGLE. He is literally SOOO wholesome and cute and he is always out for everyone's well being. I watched the video where Morgan was like, "I'm so ugly." and Garrett was like, "Don't doubt yourself!" and I was like.. "Aweee!" So yeah, that's why Garrett should find a sweet mans. Love you Garrett! :D

  • @mawaddaalmasri7152
    @mawaddaalmasri7152 3 года назад +17

    Why would anyone dislike this video? Like WHAT could have possibly made you hate it???

  • @CoCoBang420
    @CoCoBang420 4 года назад +1847

    If the world was just filled with Garretts, I think world peace would exist.

    • @zoealexa9662
      @zoealexa9662 4 года назад +60

      But world hunger would definitely be an issue

    • @who_iz_that2589
      @who_iz_that2589 4 года назад +24

      It would like universal studios but it's all Harry potter world (literally).

    • @arianananan9026
      @arianananan9026 4 года назад +37

      Shelby Hallmark lol they would be like this walking by each other
      “Hey Garrett”
      “Oh hi Garrett! What a lovely day today isn’t it?”
      “Oh yes! Did you see the cockroach on my lawn today?”
      “How could I ignore it?”

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +10

      Garrett is such a pure soul❤️

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +2

      @@zoealexa9662 This makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @zomb1es
    @zomb1es 4 года назад +499

    “i may be wholesome but i’m MAD strapped”
    -garrett 2019

    • @aepbuzz
      @aepbuzz 4 года назад +4

      but it's not 2019

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 года назад +5

      @@aepbuzz he said that in 2019 tho

    • @aepbuzz
      @aepbuzz 4 года назад +3

      @@Vandarera but we're seeing it in 2020

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 года назад +9

      @@aepbuzz but he still said it in 2019 tho so I think the year 2019 would be more appropriate

  • @mursukkiii
    @mursukkiii 3 года назад +9

    People were complaining him feeding wild rat a cake and a Happy meal? What do they think they eat???? 😂😂 They eat mutch worse shit from dumpsters, I think they are fine 😂

  • @user-uo2ho6xp9f
    @user-uo2ho6xp9f 3 года назад +7

    8:21 DUDE HE WAITED UNTIL HE WAS ON THE PLANE TO TELL THEM HE WAS COMING OMFG

  • @SierraGump022
    @SierraGump022 4 года назад +707

    This video was basically:
    chaotic energy
    *inserts 8 seconds of calm because he acknowledged his bat shit crazy*
    chaotic energy

    • @CosmicG-Spot
      @CosmicG-Spot 4 года назад +6

      If Garrett watts is anything it is chaotic good energy. He is our chaotic good. Like...literally.

  • @avy9587
    @avy9587 4 года назад +954

    Garrett: ** gives a random rat a cake**
    Garrett’s actual pet mice: *:0*

  • @oceandoodles_
    @oceandoodles_ 2 года назад +5

    I need more videos of Shan, Chris and Garrett, I love their energy together

  • @samwardbound
    @samwardbound Месяц назад +1

    ''i've got a theory that all cats are ghosts''
    ''*nod* Okay''
    chris is so chill lmao

  • @jess.s704
    @jess.s704 4 года назад +2616

    Just went from Jeffree Star’s house tour to Garrett. Very different vibe and I’m loving it

  • @Ashley_dear
    @Ashley_dear 4 года назад +730

    “So much like myself, a rat’s diet is basically whatever’s immediately in front of them”

  • @ssshhadow3086
    @ssshhadow3086 3 года назад +50

    Garret- I’m excited for the new year.
    Me- don’t be

  • @arehm.707
    @arehm.707 3 года назад +14

    garret: so i’m a gonna bake a cake for a rat! cause if i can make a little critter’s life a little easier then i will!
    me: oh he’s a hufflepuff. awesome.

  • @angelicnic777
    @angelicnic777 4 года назад +407

    "If you're eating my rat I promise I'll call the federal police"
    MAN GARRETT DO MORE OF THESE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @michelle3955
    @michelle3955 4 года назад +612

    Garrett: “I need zero percent of your protection”
    Everyone: idc, PROTECT GARRET AT ALL COSTS

  • @courtlinross2858
    @courtlinross2858 3 года назад +10

    “If this works I’m the best cook in America” made a cake that is literally charcoal

  • @elba2666
    @elba2666 4 года назад +541

    why am i only just realizing that Garrett is literally Buddy from Elf

  • @katec4615
    @katec4615 4 года назад +607

    Garrett is crackhead energy but like in the best way.

  • @blue-yq4td
    @blue-yq4td 3 года назад +6

    "if any of you don't know where jersey is, it's close enough to new york-" *shows philly skyline*

  • @prankeramie4981
    @prankeramie4981 3 года назад +17

    Garret we need more of you:( especially in these times filled with bad news and drama and we NEED more happy great content like yours❤️

  • @AndrizzleFoShizzle
    @AndrizzleFoShizzle 4 года назад +663

    "I don't own a knife"
    Benjamin is literally holding a knife

    • @chesirehatter2175
      @chesirehatter2175 4 года назад +72

      Yeah, since it's Benjamin's knife

    • @oI_Haru
      @oI_Haru 4 года назад +14

      Benjamin owns that knife now

    • @pink101dragonhulio5
      @pink101dragonhulio5 4 года назад +3

      It's a toy or it's been out side for to long plus I don't think he wants to wash it like me

  • @cassbutler81
    @cassbutler81 4 года назад +660

    I would literally do anything to be friends with this man

    • @tristan8779
      @tristan8779 4 года назад +15

      me too as long as it’s legal, bc i’m a good citizen
      ;)

    • @brianajohnson8172
      @brianajohnson8172 4 года назад +2

      Cass Butler I say this all the time haha

    • @bayleebaron6799
      @bayleebaron6799 4 года назад +1

      i don’t know that i’ve ever wanted to know someone more than i want to know him

    • @TKR2023
      @TKR2023 4 года назад

      I want to be friends with him too. Lol

    • @christineclark9573
      @christineclark9573 4 года назад +1

      Cass Butler look you have 666 likes cass

  • @avabaldwin9917
    @avabaldwin9917 4 года назад +16

    Garret:2020 will be so much better
    Me: uh huh

  • @dogsalad2632
    @dogsalad2632 3 года назад +4

    10:05
    Gary.
    -Gary.

  • @carolineg4915
    @carolineg4915 4 года назад +1263

    honestly even tho garrett doesn’t have a set upload schedule he never fails to deliver quality videos

    • @paygeee3042
      @paygeee3042 4 года назад +6

      TRUE!!!!!

    • @ganimo2229
      @ganimo2229 4 года назад +18

      carolineg his upload schedule is reflective of himself. Chaotic and a mess but we love it 100 percent anyways!!! 0w0~👏

    • @user-kz6qk8gm8w
      @user-kz6qk8gm8w 4 года назад +2

      PERIODT.

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +3

      True everytime I click on one of his video I know it's gonna be a good time

    • @bigbruh7413
      @bigbruh7413 4 года назад

      quality over quantity, bud.

  • @nathancox6285
    @nathancox6285 4 года назад +416

    This was the best 30 minutes i've spent so far this year. See you again in April Garrett x

    • @arinaeye
      @arinaeye 4 года назад

      Nathan Cox loooooool

  • @SilviaFerrachi
    @SilviaFerrachi 2 года назад +3

    Just tearing up at Garrett’s speech about how we’re all critters and he’s paying it forward 😭 it hit me in the feels 💞

  • @chandleroliver5965
    @chandleroliver5965 3 года назад +2

    20:56 "i heard a ghost"
    i love garret so much omgg hes so funny and just *wholesome*

  • @spaghetti2316
    @spaghetti2316 4 года назад +444

    god I love how this man is gone for 5 months and comes back with a rat. Garrett you are so wholesome and I love you

  • @LeafyBoy155
    @LeafyBoy155 4 года назад +1598

    Rats: *probably are infested with disease*
    Garrett: *gives them two cakes and a happy meal*

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +61

      2 months later : A huge epidemic appears from nowhere

    • @floofthepoodle5468
      @floofthepoodle5468 4 года назад +13

      rats are amazing and they are not infested with disease if you vacsinate them

    • @am1nam
      @am1nam 4 года назад +10

      attak helepopter sure but they were found on the street. it’s dangerous.

    • @Madison-wn8zc
      @Madison-wn8zc 4 года назад +7

      Only wild rats carry diseases

    • @rolox9854
      @rolox9854 4 года назад +2

      attak helepopter what does "vacsinate" mean it's vaccinate

  • @darkhellokitty8349
    @darkhellokitty8349 3 года назад +3

    How can I love a stranger this much 😭♥️ he is literally the cutest human alive

  • @happylemons6587
    @happylemons6587 4 года назад +8

    I love how the whole forest went to eat that cake Garret baked!!!😂

  • @crobutts1230
    @crobutts1230 4 года назад +475

    im genuinely worried for his lack of knowledge of cooking.

  • @theartseal7930
    @theartseal7930 4 года назад +303

    Wine woman: you should be concerned about your health
    Also wine woman: *alcoholic*

  • @gerogemaddijack
    @gerogemaddijack 3 года назад +3

    Effy legitimately said imma head out

  • @4dayoldpastriesfromthebin3
    @4dayoldpastriesfromthebin3 2 года назад +1

    "we are all little bugs."
    I know thats right 😤🪰🧡🌾

  • @chloeblick8054
    @chloeblick8054 4 года назад +527

    “A cake is just bread and eggs” is it??? I mean.. I’m speechless