Baking A Cake For A Rat That I Found!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

Комментарии • 28 тыс.

  • @shanah9559
    @shanah9559 4 года назад +2234

    "But jokes on you Brenda, because I'm big gay"

  • @saarnilaaksonen6295
    @saarnilaaksonen6295 4 года назад +2358

    productivity is a fabricated construct, if making a rat some rat cake makes you happy, then feed that gorgeous critter

  • @jenna1sock7
    @jenna1sock7 4 года назад +2121

    I LOVE HOW ALMOST EVERY ANIMAL ENDED UP IN HIS BACKYARD

  • @charlie_grayson
    @charlie_grayson 4 года назад +1579

    “Someone help me...with everything” Jesus Christ, I felt that

    • @エイジャ
      @エイジャ 4 года назад +9

      This whole video is just “I felt that”

    • @potato3551
      @potato3551 4 года назад +5

      Mood

    • @mew9243
      @mew9243 4 года назад +1

      shin-aeeeeee

    • @Sophie-nm7fy
      @Sophie-nm7fy 3 года назад +1

      What is the flag/ colors behind you and what do they stand for? I just don’t recognize it and I’m curious 🙂

    • @charlie_grayson
      @charlie_grayson 3 года назад +1

      @@Sophie-nm7fy it’s the non-binary flag!

  • @xlanakeix
    @xlanakeix 4 года назад +6506

    Garrett has that 'big golden retriever energy.'

  • @avery3031
    @avery3031 4 года назад +284

    I love his CRACKHEAD energy so much lol he's such a sweetie too

  • @eliseb4185
    @eliseb4185 4 года назад +9182

    Jeffree: look at my multi million castle.
    Garrett: heres rat cake!

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 4 года назад +69

      I thought exactly the same thing! Garrett's video was recommended under Jeffree's

    • @rosan370
      @rosan370 4 года назад +33

      Aha I thought the same 😂😂 I was watching Jeffree’s house tour and I got the notification for this video. 😂🥺this is y I love Garret

    • @eliseb4185
      @eliseb4185 4 года назад +6

      Anja Beer me too! I love Garrett so much

    • @shannonbell7010
      @shannonbell7010 4 года назад +4

      Poor Garrett ;-; Um Jerffree wanted him XD ....

    • @alisskumaye1609
      @alisskumaye1609 4 года назад +7

      What’s tea sis? Shit, over it i literally though this and wAs gonna make a comment about it and noticed you already had!

  • @dayna1998
    @dayna1998 4 года назад +502

    i really love this security camera moment hahahaha, it's insane how there are so many wild animals stopped by garret's backyard in one to two nights hdsfbgkajbjfdg. xD it's like watching the funny comedy version of animal planet/natgeo wild ahahhaha

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +180

      All my little backyard weirdos 🐀 🐜 🐈

    • @dayna1998
      @dayna1998 4 года назад +52

      @@GarrettWatts your own private animal park. can't believe america is that wild xD ahahha i have never experienced that bfore. we only have scorpions, snakes, frogs and rats come and go. love you and your videos garrett! ;))

    • @xfrstx7223
      @xfrstx7223 4 года назад +13

      Garrett Watts WE NEED A WHOLE CHANNEL FOR THESE LITTLE CRITTERS!

    • @novalol7503
      @novalol7503 Год назад

      @@GarrettWatts have you named your tiny pet's son's🐁🐀🐭

  • @ika7403
    @ika7403 4 года назад +2725

    Garret: *leaves*
    *A whole animal planet starts happening in his backyard*

    • @perrytheplatypus7308
      @perrytheplatypus7308 4 года назад +8

      ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEEE

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 4 года назад

      erikaxlopez lmao

    • @gloomgirl
      @gloomgirl 4 года назад +5

      Bake it and they will come...I laughed so much at the squirrel jumping in, and then the SKUNK loll-too funny-LOVE GARRETT

  • @amareedavis5119
    @amareedavis5119 4 года назад +648

    "Jokes on you Brenda cause I'm big gay" That is literally the best sentence I've ever heard

  • @karlia8009
    @karlia8009 4 года назад +2478

    "ohh she peed on me!.. That's okay! I pee too"
    I swear Garrett has the purest soul

    • @sherimorgan7107
      @sherimorgan7107 4 года назад +23

      Such a sweet precious soul 💜💜

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 года назад +18

      Hufflepuff energy

    • @haivenm.6038
      @haivenm.6038 3 года назад +1

      @@nalalee he is a hufflepuff right?? I am too and I was wondering the other day if he was😂

    • @nalalee
      @nalalee 3 года назад

      @@haivenm.6038 Yeah, He is a Hufflepuff. It fits him. I'm a Ravenclaw but I have Hufflepuff tendencies.

    • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
      @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 2 года назад

      I'm a slytherin with hufflepuff tendencies:3

  • @thetreebehindyou9474
    @thetreebehindyou9474 4 года назад +344

    "A dead mouse! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
    *touches the mouse"
    "Oh"
    I love it so much

  • @haporwhite2891
    @haporwhite2891 4 года назад +305

    “If you’re eating my rat I promised I call The Federal Police.”
    I’m simultaneous living and dying

  • @AndrizzleFoShizzle
    @AndrizzleFoShizzle 4 года назад +662

    "I don't own a knife"
    Benjamin is literally holding a knife

    • @chesirehatter2175
      @chesirehatter2175 4 года назад +72

      Yeah, since it's Benjamin's knife

    • @oI_Haru
      @oI_Haru 4 года назад +14

      Benjamin owns that knife now

    • @pink101dragonhulio5
      @pink101dragonhulio5 4 года назад +3

      It's a toy or it's been out side for to long plus I don't think he wants to wash it like me

  • @alphamom8218
    @alphamom8218 4 года назад +3007

    “I’ve got a theory that all cats are ghosts”
    LOLWUT

    • @lemonsmile2470
      @lemonsmile2470 4 года назад +23

      I kinda see what he means tho

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 4 года назад +8

      ~ok~

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @unicornsnursery1478
      @unicornsnursery1478 4 года назад

      @the pink wolf panda It is not that deep you know it is just supposed to be funny.😒😑

    • @naomia4684
      @naomia4684 4 года назад +1

      Alpha Mom my friend has a theory that all cats are green on the inside

  • @GLamoRousCooKie
    @GLamoRousCooKie 4 года назад +423

    Most people who have rat infestation in their home: We need to hide all the food so the rats will move away
    Garrett: *baking a cake for a rat in my yard*

  • @stephaniebrier9117
    @stephaniebrier9117 4 года назад +469

    "I spent almost my entire life as a single third wheel to virtually every couple that I know" I felt that.

  • @solargarden9917
    @solargarden9917 4 года назад +3559

    This is a man that finds fun in literally every single thing he does. I aspire to be this type of man.

    • @jenniferthorne2964
      @jenniferthorne2964 4 года назад +19

      He really does. I love Garrett

    • @ChrisSmith-bg1mt
      @ChrisSmith-bg1mt 4 года назад +7

      Same but.
      Me: oh I see your problem... this is hard to say but...they hate you and want nothing to do with you Garrett. He's scared of microwaves
      Truly me: OMG OMG I LOVE YOU GARRETT!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute...I didn't know you swear!? Eh I swear... WOO GARRETT
      I love him so much btw not '"love love" tho. Garrett if you are reading this, I don't care your weird, you are an awesome child lol your the best

    • @TS-hx4qd
      @TS-hx4qd 4 года назад +16

      As a woman. I, too, aspire to be this type of man.

    • @eianshungry
      @eianshungry 4 года назад

      Same

    • @colir6437
      @colir6437 4 года назад +1

      @@catherinemcdaniel1750 shanes not great

  • @ComatoseCutiee
    @ComatoseCutiee 4 года назад +832

    why does he lowkey dress like an archaeologist? I love this man.

  • @alwaysarmy502
    @alwaysarmy502 4 года назад +445

    Rats literally eat garbage usually, those tweeters need to CHILL

    • @gracejordan2333
      @gracejordan2333 3 года назад +34

      i mean yeah wild rats are probably better suited to eat anything and everything. but the tweeters weren’t wrong. if you feed domesticated rats that stuff it can be very bad

    • @ca66agepatchk1d
      @ca66agepatchk1d 3 года назад +18

      @@gracejordan2333 as an owner of rats I can confirm, but even then wild rats can't have an assortment of food items :)

    • @alinahernandez6601
      @alinahernandez6601 3 года назад +15

      Fr tho a rat ate my book... *MY FUCKING BOOK*

    • @nancyharvey6714
      @nancyharvey6714 3 года назад

      Us Armys are everywhere💜

    • @macdawg9879
      @macdawg9879 3 года назад +1

      @@alinahernandez6601 thank you for the laugh lmfaoo

  • @plainkirbster
    @plainkirbster 4 года назад +2037

    No one:
    Garrett: "because i'm big gay"

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 года назад +24

      Satanisious every day Garret has big gay hours

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 года назад +1

      shut up

    • @doll1155
      @doll1155 4 года назад +1

      Me too though

    • @plainkirbster
      @plainkirbster 4 года назад +1

      @@gambino6797 lmao wdym

    • @gambino6797
      @gambino6797 4 года назад

      Satanisious the no one thing isn’t funny at all

  • @BambixLynn
    @BambixLynn 4 года назад +1765

    Garrett saying “goodbye have a good day” to a dead, cremated rat, was wholesome to the full extent.
    Protect him.

  • @lilirose5665
    @lilirose5665 4 года назад +578

    "Your my little favorite rat"- my boyfriend talking to me

  • @mango4981
    @mango4981 4 года назад +138

    Garrett’s editing style seriously increases my heart rate to 6000 BPM

  • @paityn6801
    @paityn6801 4 года назад +2580

    Garrett: “Don’t look at my thighs!”
    Me: *Continues to stare at his thighs*
    Garrett: “ W H A T D I D I S A Y”

    • @venomghoul
      @venomghoul 4 года назад +54

      Hey it just means he can have more baby animals on his lap

    • @brendda177
      @brendda177 4 года назад

      Me

    • @tonya8469
      @tonya8469 4 года назад

      Fish in a Dumpster 😂😂💀👏🏻

    • @millyvelasquez6707
      @millyvelasquez6707 4 года назад +4

      Me:What??? I have no idea what you're talking about I wasn't looking at your thighs😐😂😂

    • @jules5187
      @jules5187 4 года назад

      Same

  • @kittkozy2677
    @kittkozy2677 4 года назад +1937

    Sometimes I have a hard time believing that this man actually exists.

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +18

      You mean his purity?

    • @yeshuaischrist9951
      @yeshuaischrist9951 4 года назад +3

      MAN? LOL HE'S NO MAN.

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +15

      Mr. Chapo Martinez Ok chapo

    • @yamama2445
      @yamama2445 4 года назад +9

      Shane should make a conspiracy about that

    • @kittkozy2677
      @kittkozy2677 4 года назад +2

      @Princess of Fireflies maybe he's single because some people just can't see what an amazing person he is. He can be shy but he's a sweetie

  • @hawktuahsigmafan21
    @hawktuahsigmafan21 4 года назад +2594

    Conspiracy: it was the rats bday and he just invited his friends.

  • @RoyaleFlamingo
    @RoyaleFlamingo 4 года назад +76

    Garrett: I need 0% of your protection!
    Me: Protect him anyways.

  • @caraf4901
    @caraf4901 4 года назад +12617

    This is literally the most Garrett thing ever
    I can't complain one bit

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 года назад +8

      Ikr

    • @jessicaretzlaff7935
      @jessicaretzlaff7935 4 года назад +45

      1000% if literally anyone else had done this I'd be like omg no what are you doing. but. in Garrett's case this is totally normal and its so wholesome.

    • @marianadicarlantonio4510
      @marianadicarlantonio4510 4 года назад +6

      @@jessicaretzlaff7935 if I did this people would laugh and bully me so hard..I love memories oh wait that was only two weeks ago..no jk.

    • @shelbymckenzie7704
      @shelbymckenzie7704 4 года назад +11

      If anyone else posted this I'd question their sanity. But I seen Garrett posted it and I was like "seems cool, seems cool."

    • @kelseylewis2958
      @kelseylewis2958 4 года назад

      Haha it really is

  • @avy9587
    @avy9587 4 года назад +951

    Garrett: ** gives a random rat a cake**
    Garrett’s actual pet mice: *:0*

  • @theartseal7930
    @theartseal7930 4 года назад +304

    Wine woman: you should be concerned about your health
    Also wine woman: *alcoholic*

  • @ositaiza888
    @ositaiza888 4 года назад +156

    I sometimes hear that he's probably not motivated but judging off the editing alone,,, i can't imagine how much of the breaks between uploads are just him going through footage

  • @isaac.swanser
    @isaac.swanser 4 года назад +1139

    “she was trying to seduce me but jokes on her i’m big gay”

  • @madisonharris
    @madisonharris 4 года назад +785

    this was the live-action remake of over the hedge

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +62

      AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @pinkiepie345
      @pinkiepie345 4 года назад +6

      I’m crying 🤣😂 this is so true

    • @Sister_Crow
      @Sister_Crow 4 года назад +2

      Yeess!! Lol

    • @ayleentorres8458
      @ayleentorres8458 4 года назад +3

      Madison Harris 😭😭😭 UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @madisonharris
      @madisonharris 4 года назад +2

      Garrett Watts um thank you for making my day I screamed when I saw that you commented 😤😤

  • @portxr
    @portxr 4 года назад +387

    "she did pee"
    "oh that's okay I pee too"

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 4 года назад +97

    "i honestly don't think i've ever been more obsessed with another living creature, and upon holding that bunny i literally realized why people have children". i felt that in my heart, much because i'm feeling exactly this every time i am near a cat.

  • @thewackyactions
    @thewackyactions 4 года назад +253

    I feel like Garrett is an underrated RUclipsr. No one else can make a half-hour long video about something so simplistically nonsensical such as baking a cake for a rat, spending $70+ on ingredients, a plane ticket, a severely broken Prius, chaotic editing and make so emotionally invested.

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +42

      Blessed 💕🐀🕺🏼

    • @amandawhite1717
      @amandawhite1717 7 месяцев назад +1

      & i luv that his videos feel like an hour at least. lol am I the only one??

  • @katec4615
    @katec4615 4 года назад +607

    Garrett is crackhead energy but like in the best way.

  • @zomb1es
    @zomb1es 4 года назад +499

    “i may be wholesome but i’m MAD strapped”
    -garrett 2019

    • @buzzdbi
      @buzzdbi 4 года назад +4

      but it's not 2019

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 года назад +5

      @@buzzdbi he said that in 2019 tho

    • @buzzdbi
      @buzzdbi 4 года назад +3

      @@Vandarera but we're seeing it in 2020

    • @Vandarera
      @Vandarera 4 года назад +9

      @@buzzdbi but he still said it in 2019 tho so I think the year 2019 would be more appropriate

  • @samara_w3273
    @samara_w3273 4 года назад +2092

    pov: you're looking back at garrett's videos to take your mind off all the shane drama

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 4 года назад +18

      *y e a h*

    • @bruv3650
      @bruv3650 4 года назад +14

      Haha........... Yeah

    • @asteria7403
      @asteria7403 4 года назад +15

      hey dont expose me like that

    • @teratran8880
      @teratran8880 4 года назад +2

      SAME!!

    • @kitchristopher7
      @kitchristopher7 4 года назад +60

      Garret is literally the most innocent out of that whole group, and he’s not getting involved in the drama and he’s the only one i stan

  • @angelicnic777
    @angelicnic777 4 года назад +409

    "If you're eating my rat I promise I'll call the federal police"
    MAN GARRETT DO MORE OF THESE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @d3dain
    @d3dain 4 года назад +7012

    garrett’s editing skills is so underrated

  • @dustyoldrat9136
    @dustyoldrat9136 4 года назад +394

    he protect
    he attacc
    but most importantly he feed rat

  • @ofishallydone
    @ofishallydone 7 месяцев назад +4

    ''i've got a theory that all cats are ghosts''
    ''*nod* Okay''
    chris is so chill lmao

  • @ogga
    @ogga 4 года назад +1492

    I'm honestly shocked by the amount and variety of animals that are walking through Garrett's backyard. there are so many animals in this video lol

    • @splash2849
      @splash2849 4 года назад +37

      When u put a giant cake in a very accessible backyard I think all the animals in the neighborhood would show up-

    • @nicolehasting9995
      @nicolehasting9995 4 года назад +11

      No kidding!!! It's slightly unsettling to see the amount of strange vermon

    • @alidavideo
      @alidavideo 4 года назад +21

      When I first started feeding feral cats and didn't know any better, possums of all sizes and giant raccoons would come around to partake in the leftovers. I had never seen raccoons in my neighborhood prior to this. I think there is so much more wildlife around than we realize most of the time.

    • @fil0sofia
      @fil0sofia 4 года назад +5

      It's cool to see them all in the same place like that. Makes me wanna put up a camera and some food outside of my apartment building! I've seen deer, foxes, an owl and traces of a badger right outside the door. And beavers not too far from my building, but they were in the water. :) You probably have more wild animals in your neighborhood than you'd think! :)

  • @pastelhealing
    @pastelhealing 4 года назад +740

    “that’s okay, i pee too” I LOST IT.

  • @indiakambeitz4098
    @indiakambeitz4098 4 года назад +151

    I don’t understand how Garrett is single, it makes zero sense

    • @bernadettemaae
      @bernadettemaae 3 года назад +5

      RIGHT???

    • @rowen7665
      @rowen7665 3 года назад +6

      i would literally die for garrett he is so sweet😊

  • @SierraGump022
    @SierraGump022 4 года назад +706

    This video was basically:
    chaotic energy
    *inserts 8 seconds of calm because he acknowledged his bat shit crazy*
    chaotic energy

    • @CosmicG-Spot
      @CosmicG-Spot 4 года назад +6

      If Garrett watts is anything it is chaotic good energy. He is our chaotic good. Like...literally.

  • @elian3084
    @elian3084 4 года назад +798

    I felt like I was on LSD the entire length of this video.

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 года назад +7

      Imagine if that was Garrett's secret

    • @elian3084
      @elian3084 4 года назад +4

      @@0Flow0 cheapest psychotic trip ever lol

    • @rebecca1517
      @rebecca1517 4 года назад +5

      Same except for those 8 seconds

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 года назад +1

      Elian that’s how every one of his videos are

    • @bb-mf6qh
      @bb-mf6qh 4 года назад +2

      You guys obviously dont know what an lsd trip is like lol

  • @Ashley_dear
    @Ashley_dear 4 года назад +730

    “So much like myself, a rat’s diet is basically whatever’s immediately in front of them”

  • @kaelyn1474
    @kaelyn1474 4 года назад +3290

    Ah I missed Garrett. We don’t need Shane, we need a Garrett.

  • @ieatpandas8903
    @ieatpandas8903 4 года назад +8694

    There should be a reality shows that’s just Garrett’s backyard critters.

    • @dstdog
      @dstdog 4 года назад +34

      Agreed

    • @katlynnrobinson415
      @katlynnrobinson415 4 года назад +13

      Omg yes 🥳💯👏❤❤😭😫

    • @iHorseMad
      @iHorseMad 4 года назад +18

      Wait Garret plz do this

    • @Jaybirdie1226
      @Jaybirdie1226 4 года назад +38

      There should just be a reality show about Garrett tbh

    • @ieatpandas8903
      @ieatpandas8903 4 года назад +18

      Jaybirdie 1226 There is, it’s called HOARDERS. (Jk luv u garret)

  • @squtnik
    @squtnik 4 года назад +589

    "Don't look at my thighs, I'm gonna stand up."
    I'm sorry but that's a "ME" moment

  • @sawyerstein5162
    @sawyerstein5162 4 года назад +496

    I wonder sometimes who let Garrett live without adult supervision.

  • @Charmingshawty
    @Charmingshawty Год назад +4

    I’ve been so stressed and overwhelmed with moving/ trying to find a new job. Binge watching Garrett’s videos have been making me feel so comfortable and at ease :,) thank you for being such a cool human!!

  • @xCanYouFeelTheLovex
    @xCanYouFeelTheLovex 4 года назад +230

    “She peed” “it’s okay, I pee too.”

  • @chanequeowo9312
    @chanequeowo9312 4 года назад +1397

    *Dead mouse*
    “Don’t touch that !!!”
    *touches it”

    • @chanequeowo9312
      @chanequeowo9312 4 года назад +3

      OMG THANK YOU GARRETT FOR LIKING MY COMMENT

    • @tiffanylaforce474
      @tiffanylaforce474 4 года назад +1

      Touching something I should not is literally how I think I am going to die lol

  • @emcv29
    @emcv29 4 года назад +962

    "Eggs rise when they are in hot"

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +128

      FACTS

    • @squidgirl3792
      @squidgirl3792 4 года назад +9

      @@GarrettWatts *0* o h

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +5

      Garrett Watts I SMELL 🧢

    • @literallyk_m_s
      @literallyk_m_s 4 года назад +5

      @@GarrettWatts me: I got bit by a rat......
      Also me:I LoVe RaTs

    • @dddragoola
      @dddragoola 4 года назад +2

      @@GarrettWatts I need context on the next video, prepare me good lord

  • @jessepinkman9027
    @jessepinkman9027 4 года назад +165

    i was just crying for 3 hours straight bc i hate every single thing about myself and this made me very happy

  • @mel_onie
    @mel_onie 4 года назад +495

    “all cats are ghosts”
    “ok.”

    • @justcasper734
      @justcasper734 4 года назад +1

      I think he meant reincarnated people

  • @spongegar9087
    @spongegar9087 4 года назад +478

    hes like a kid in a grown mans body.
    he grew up but like didnt.

    • @marisol2444
      @marisol2444 4 года назад +9

      yeah he maintained his childlike wonder, but he's pretty grown in the sense that he's self-aware and seems to be trying to be a better version of himself all the time and that's why Garrett Watts is so wholesome. But yeah, I agree I love garrett

  • @michelle3955
    @michelle3955 4 года назад +612

    Garrett: “I need zero percent of your protection”
    Everyone: idc, PROTECT GARRET AT ALL COSTS

  • @rustyspoon25
    @rustyspoon25 4 года назад +42

    Garrett is the most wholesome and adorable human being ever I love him

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +2771

    Yall's comments so far are making me roll with laughter and are also warming may heart. BIG-LOVE TO ALL YALL AND WE GONNA ROCK 2020 SO HARD.

    • @suze7751
      @suze7751 4 года назад +15

      Garrett Watts HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🥳🥳

    • @raecheldeaton
      @raecheldeaton 4 года назад +20

      Garrett Watts the best way to start 2020 is with one of your videos. You are treasure.

    • @laurenbrennan5194
      @laurenbrennan5194 4 года назад +3

      Happy new year

    • @friskychan
      @friskychan 4 года назад +8

      YOU HAD ME DYINGGGGGGGGGGG, BTW i love ya garrett !!!!!!!!!

    • @sullychicky
      @sullychicky 4 года назад +8

      they are like jenna and julian but with more crazy animals

  • @heyitsangel6742
    @heyitsangel6742 4 года назад +459

    No one:
    Garret: *literally the real life version of Cinderella*

  • @theyoutubecat430
    @theyoutubecat430 4 года назад +989

    Nobody:
    Nobody ever:
    Garrett: *This smells like dead*

  • @Nerd_Nugget2007
    @Nerd_Nugget2007 4 месяца назад +1

    I love the fact that Garrett can see a rat crawling around his backyard, and instead of thinking like the average person,"I should kill it", or " I hope it goes away" he goes, "I should bake a cake for it!" Because it sounds like something I would do.

  • @Ratpatootie16
    @Ratpatootie16 4 года назад +713

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Garrett: Péäñüt BüTTër HãńD

  • @gen4157
    @gen4157 4 года назад +425

    Jeffree: **Remodeling a mansion**
    Garrett: **playing with rats**
    Very different vibe
    Cinderella?

    • @hollyinnm1067
      @hollyinnm1067 4 года назад +1

      I’m here for it! Garrett is a gem!

  • @krisxd2977
    @krisxd2977 4 года назад +650

    No one:
    Brenda: “hey garret 😘😏”

    • @twentyonecowards1281
      @twentyonecowards1281 4 года назад +7

      Krislyn Presley lmao

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  4 года назад +68

      HAGAHA

    • @krisxd2977
      @krisxd2977 4 года назад +10

      Garrett Watts omg garret you just replied to my comment omg thank you! I love you mwah

    • @grundy6311
      @grundy6311 4 года назад +5

      it’s like when tyler the creator was being interviewed by that one really thirsty girl and he was just like “i’m really into this pizza”

  • @alisonlawton7447
    @alisonlawton7447 4 года назад +54

    i think he’s actually the best youtuber ever and i’m not saying that because i love him but because he never gets involved with drama and always just does his own thing. We love you garrett❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @apothecarly_
    @apothecarly_ 4 года назад +444

    2020: The Year of the Rat...so basically the Year of Garrett.

    • @nnniveaaa
      @nnniveaaa 4 года назад +2

      garrets the best rat ever then.

  • @_shaymarie_930
    @_shaymarie_930 4 года назад +839

    Garrett: “I’m gonna make a cake!”
    Also Garrett: *crumbles up a loaf of bread and adds eggs*

  • @chloeblick8054
    @chloeblick8054 4 года назад +527

    “A cake is just bread and eggs” is it??? I mean.. I’m speechless

  • @AleksEnby
    @AleksEnby Месяц назад +1

    I'm sharing this w my new neighbors and friends like years later after seeing it for the first time and it is truly bringing them so much joy

  • @Georgia-th5uo
    @Georgia-th5uo 4 года назад +1402

    New video title:
    *Garrett Watts builds a nature reserve in his backyard*

  • @Eveeee3
    @Eveeee3 4 года назад +386

    garrett: here's a cake for a RAT
    *the literal entire cast of over the hedge enters*

  • @strayyleafy
    @strayyleafy 4 года назад +1140

    Imagine if the actual wine lady watches Garrett's channel.

  • @mrrat4365
    @mrrat4365 4 года назад +12

    I love how every time he has a problem he just makes it into a random happy moment

  • @dh5573
    @dh5573 4 года назад +230

    Garrett has to be the purest, sweetest, most optimistic nihilist that I've ever known.

  • @Fire-kv9lg
    @Fire-kv9lg 4 года назад +1016

    Why is Garrett like actually the best person, also I love his editing style

    • @tristan8779
      @tristan8779 4 года назад +4

      he’s perfect i love him

    • @justioana2873
      @justioana2873 4 года назад

      Same lool

    • @Cynthikaa
      @Cynthikaa 4 года назад +2

      i adore the chaos

    • @DieterNews
      @DieterNews 4 года назад

      he is the MOST entertaining soul on w w w dot You Tube dot com . . . and that's on period

    • @haley770.
      @haley770. 4 года назад +1

      1k like...

  • @CoCoBang420
    @CoCoBang420 4 года назад +1843

    If the world was just filled with Garretts, I think world peace would exist.

    • @zoealexa9662
      @zoealexa9662 4 года назад +60

      But world hunger would definitely be an issue

    • @who_iz_that2589
      @who_iz_that2589 4 года назад +24

      It would like universal studios but it's all Harry potter world (literally).

    • @arianananan9026
      @arianananan9026 4 года назад +37

      Shelby Hallmark lol they would be like this walking by each other
      “Hey Garrett”
      “Oh hi Garrett! What a lovely day today isn’t it?”
      “Oh yes! Did you see the cockroach on my lawn today?”
      “How could I ignore it?”

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +10

      Garrett is such a pure soul❤️

    • @lattenice9858
      @lattenice9858 4 года назад +2

      @@zoealexa9662 This makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • @charlotte_swagbae546
    @charlotte_swagbae546 4 года назад +57

    There should be an album called Garrett’s greatest hits

  • @jazkate
    @jazkate 4 года назад +737

    I would like to hear more about Garret’s ghost cat theory.

  • @melinagiannotti6405
    @melinagiannotti6405 4 года назад +5071

    How is Garrett single? He’s literally the cutest, he would never break anyone’s heart

    • @bell_b-u3s
      @bell_b-u3s 4 года назад +245

      Melina Gia He be ghosting people tbh

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +115

      Ye he's literally known for the opposite xD

    • @cam7135
      @cam7135 4 года назад +211

      I think Shane mentioned that he has a tendency to ghost people

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 4 года назад +66

      He a ghost👻

    • @BrittanieW
      @BrittanieW 4 года назад +136

      Tbh he probably likes being single sometimes cause in some instances, being in a relationship is restricting

  • @strayyleafy
    @strayyleafy 4 года назад +1595

    Rats: *probably are infested with disease*
    Garrett: *gives them two cakes and a happy meal*

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +61

      2 months later : A huge epidemic appears from nowhere

    • @floofthepoodle5468
      @floofthepoodle5468 4 года назад +13

      rats are amazing and they are not infested with disease if you vacsinate them

    • @lespoirdeve
      @lespoirdeve 4 года назад +10

      attak helepopter sure but they were found on the street. it’s dangerous.

    • @Madison-wn8zc
      @Madison-wn8zc 4 года назад +7

      Only wild rats carry diseases

    • @rolox9854
      @rolox9854 4 года назад +2

      attak helepopter what does "vacsinate" mean it's vaccinate

  • @sicknikki4629
    @sicknikki4629 4 года назад +12

    i miss ur purity watching you always makes me feel so quaint n comfy, we love you. we miss you. and we support you. just know were still here for you.

  • @spaghetti2316
    @spaghetti2316 4 года назад +443

    god I love how this man is gone for 5 months and comes back with a rat. Garrett you are so wholesome and I love you

  • @carolineg4915
    @carolineg4915 4 года назад +1260

    honestly even tho garrett doesn’t have a set upload schedule he never fails to deliver quality videos

    • @paygeee3042
      @paygeee3042 4 года назад +6

      TRUE!!!!!

    • @ganimo2229
      @ganimo2229 4 года назад +18

      carolineg his upload schedule is reflective of himself. Chaotic and a mess but we love it 100 percent anyways!!! 0w0~👏

    • @user-kz6qk8gm8w
      @user-kz6qk8gm8w 4 года назад +2

      PERIODT.

    • @loyael
      @loyael 4 года назад +3

      True everytime I click on one of his video I know it's gonna be a good time

    • @bigbruh7413
      @bigbruh7413 4 года назад

      quality over quantity, bud.

  • @ssfvbnjhgv
    @ssfvbnjhgv 4 года назад +191

    This is the most chaotic hufflepuff energy I've seen so far

    • @LaceyJane
      @LaceyJane 4 года назад +8

      i LOVE it! he's amazing! haha

  • @rekyu3d541
    @rekyu3d541 2 года назад +4

    8:35 is just the damn cutest acknowledgement of his own crazies 😂 this man has my whole heart

  • @lemonsmile2470
    @lemonsmile2470 4 года назад +197

    Are we not gonna talk about how literally 5 different animals came into this mans backyard

  • @grundy6311
    @grundy6311 4 года назад +282

    “i’ve got a theory that all cats are ghosts”
    “okay”

  • @brigidgoff-eloe3437
    @brigidgoff-eloe3437 4 года назад +513

    Garrett: doesn’t upload for five months
    Also Garrett: I bAkEd A cAKe fOr A raT!

  • @foldedchip4568
    @foldedchip4568 4 года назад +83

    for effy’s introduction he should have said -soul went *spongebob leaving picture*

  • @Jayjay-r2r
    @Jayjay-r2r 4 года назад +427

    Garrett is literally our brains on drugs, which we don't even mind.

  • @elba2666
    @elba2666 4 года назад +539

    why am i only just realizing that Garrett is literally Buddy from Elf

  • @chrisnichols8388
    @chrisnichols8388 4 года назад +672

    Garrett: “I can’t wait to track my eating habits with Lifesum and make healthier decisions.
    Also Garrett: “I had a La Croix and Cheez-it’s for breakfast.”

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 года назад +4

      Chris Nichols then gets pop tarts in the shop

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 года назад

      Ive never tasted poptarts

    • @mackenzie6997
      @mackenzie6997 4 года назад

      0Flow0 I have but not a lot they aren’t that good they are mainly in the USA and I’m in England

    • @justpurplethings8175
      @justpurplethings8175 4 года назад

      @@0Flow0 just carbs and sugar, pretty tasteless actually...

  • @jessicajarach5394
    @jessicajarach5394 4 года назад +40

    garrett needs a show on adult swim. LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN YALL

  • @emmaharvey997
    @emmaharvey997 4 года назад +433

    I freaking love him, he’s literally so wholesome and adorable, his curiosity is too cute.

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 4 года назад +4

      Emma Harvey I love Garrett tooooo ;).

    • @ezi1691
      @ezi1691 4 года назад +6

      The rat or Garrett

    • @emmaharvey997
      @emmaharvey997 4 года назад +1

      Ezi Garrett silly.