Swiping Left on “The Bachelorette” Guys (feat. Nikki Glaser) - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Nikki Glaser, Zainab Johnson and Fortune Feimster are not impressed with “The Bachelorette” contestants.
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Комментарии • 118

  • @cj32pull2
    @cj32pull2 4 года назад +29

    “Hard pass for me” 😂 she nailed it lol

  • @MauiMauiMe
    @MauiMauiMe 4 года назад +28

    Great to see him with 3 women. Nice combination. He can hold his own with just about anyone.

  • @iamscythed
    @iamscythed 4 года назад +24

    Can you just bring Nikki once a week?

  • @ATLsF1N3ST91
    @ATLsF1N3ST91 4 года назад +42

    Yo, that Eye-Candy CORN joke was super underrated.

  • @HoneyMike
    @HoneyMike 4 года назад +4

    4:36 "I can't see past the eyebrows" someone should've said "neither can he"

  • @TheVirusOfHumanity
    @TheVirusOfHumanity 4 года назад +16

    The “retired boogie board instructor” was a killer.

  • @davidlavalleejr
    @davidlavalleejr 4 года назад +8

    "Eye candy corn" lmao

  • @juggiebonebrain3383
    @juggiebonebrain3383 4 года назад +44

    New show: Wet Couch with Nikki Glaser

  • @rickneal4967
    @rickneal4967 4 года назад +26

    Nobody on that panel should be calling someone unattractive.

    • @zmshoup
      @zmshoup 4 года назад +3

      rick neal FAXX especially not that bitch built like a beached whale

    • @alasdairmacintyre9383
      @alasdairmacintyre9383 4 года назад +1

      Because it isnt nice

    • @armando-dv3gc
      @armando-dv3gc 4 года назад +3

      Nikki can.

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 4 года назад

      😜

    • @reilly6688
      @reilly6688 4 года назад +2

      Well most of them are jews and poc making fun of white people. Always projecting.

  • @MrTLinSTL
    @MrTLinSTL 4 года назад +13

    Imagine the uproar if a white person on this show said, "standard issue black guy" or made disparaging remarks about their looks...

    • @zmshoup
      @zmshoup 4 года назад +4

      MrTLinSTL FAXX the double standard is Fucking annoying

    • @eduardocuellar629
      @eduardocuellar629 4 года назад +1

      Yeah cus whites are the most oppressed minority in the history of the world EVER lol

    • @TheRedScareIsAlive
      @TheRedScareIsAlive 4 года назад +1

      Boo hoo. Fuck off. Say what you want...but deal with the consequences

    • @Wgirl99
      @Wgirl99 4 года назад

      Personally, I’m willing to trade my families 400+ years of targeted racial violence and normalized oppression for the right for you to make the joke. Let me know how you wanna do it! 🙋🏿‍♀️

    • @MrTLinSTL
      @MrTLinSTL 4 года назад +3

      @@TheRedScareIsAlive Consequences of what? Deal with racist comments about whites while being told the whites are the racists?

  • @sogiki
    @sogiki 4 года назад +17

    If the gender roles were reversed and a bunch of men just took hits at a woman’s looks one by one ...

  • @snoogiebug
    @snoogiebug 4 года назад +24

    Making fun of white guys. This is the future of comedy in this culture.

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 года назад +1

      so i guess you are white

    • @goodegrief
      @goodegrief 4 года назад +2

      Considering what the past consisted of they're long overdue

    • @snoogiebug
      @snoogiebug 4 года назад

      Aldaroth Wow, I guess I hit a nerve. Good.

    • @saronwolde8262
      @saronwolde8262 4 года назад

      So much rich untapped material, clearly somebody's hurt 😢

  • @voodoochile333
    @voodoochile333 4 года назад +2

    I thought Chris Farley passed away?

  • @NefariousPorpoise
    @NefariousPorpoise 4 года назад +14

    My Zainab impression: "white people... am I right?"

  • @dalefischer1103
    @dalefischer1103 7 месяцев назад

    David Spade is the best! Super funny!

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 4 года назад +5

    Dang. Those were some harsh burns. Good on you, ladies.

  • @Vilppy
    @Vilppy 4 года назад +8

    This was actually sadly shallow of them

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 4 года назад +1

      Hide The Chicken not really.

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy 4 года назад +2

      Hoogla Boogla compelling arguement

  • @geoffsimpkins7650
    @geoffsimpkins7650 4 года назад +14

    Guess normal guys are a no go. Wonder how they’d feel if the guys were multimillionaires.

    • @ivarb629
      @ivarb629 4 года назад

      Geoff Simpkins for real

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 4 года назад

      Yeah wtf?

    • @jeg5438
      @jeg5438 4 года назад +4

      You should get the message to the show. I bet their ratings would sky rocket if the guys had to have a million or more to be on the show. Women from around the world would be glued to the TV for that hour.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 4 года назад +1

      Now's not the time to be sensitive and insecure there, Geoff. Nut up. We say a lot worse things about women.

    • @WhatsSoFunny
      @WhatsSoFunny 4 года назад

      Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 10 Latte Larry's
      ruclips.net/video/B6un8BgR0Rk/видео.html

  • @sanjuansteve
    @sanjuansteve 4 года назад +1

    I spent a couple of months at the Red Roof Inn, Tom's River, NJ after hurricane Sandy and it was everything they say it was... hehe

  • @ernieD
    @ernieD 4 года назад +3

    Alrighty now. No extree loud, annoying laffs and these ladies brought some game.
    Well played, well played indeed. J. Lovitz

  • @dimitreze
    @dimitreze 4 года назад

    what's up with the bad codec on this video?
    is this 2005 youtube?

  • @ponrix
    @ponrix 4 года назад +1

    Lmao. Great panel. I have bushy eyebrows and that was funny.

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy5116 4 года назад +3

    Great jokes this segment 🤣🤣

  • @castle7689
    @castle7689 4 года назад +6

    *4:54** Those guys look the same guy with different look, like his actor mugshot*

  • @wompwomp338
    @wompwomp338 4 года назад

    Last joke was the best.

  • @mrav8r
    @mrav8r 4 года назад

    The last guy won the Neanderthal DNA jackpot.

  • @leelee9421
    @leelee9421 4 года назад

    Well I laughed the whole way through! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @ItsWeinye
    @ItsWeinye 4 года назад +1

    I can't tell the 4 guys apart.

  • @wilhelmh9495
    @wilhelmh9495 4 года назад +9

    Well, you’re no prize either..

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 4 года назад +2

      Come on men, nut up. We have all said a lot worse about women.

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 4 года назад +4

      @@freda2758 Publicly?

    • @saronwolde8262
      @saronwolde8262 4 года назад

      @@freda2758 You are the fucking MVP. Every other man on here seems to be insecure af

  • @angellemckee1795
    @angellemckee1795 4 года назад +3

    Omg, I just love Fortune! She is killing it with Nikki Glaser.

  • @HOLLYHOUSE11
    @HOLLYHOUSE11 4 года назад +2

    lol that is funny but in all reality, those pics are always fkg terrible...Then they turn out to be cute

  • @mywhorled
    @mywhorled 4 года назад +2

    I no longer wonder why there are so many single women crying about not being able to find a man

  • @russellkempe3231
    @russellkempe3231 4 года назад +1

    Nikki is always talking about how bad her sex life is, maybe she should stop swiping.

  • @juggiebonebrain3383
    @juggiebonebrain3383 4 года назад

    This is the funniest one yet

  • @oakohcan
    @oakohcan 4 года назад

    I'll never understand why these late night shows push the bachelor and bachelorette so fucking hard. We don't care. At all.

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 4 года назад +2

    Incels: *sweating intensifies*

  • @jamesdooling4139
    @jamesdooling4139 4 года назад +1

    Nikki and Fortune?! Love it!

  • @mdrzn
    @mdrzn 4 года назад

    Goddamn Nikki's a 10/10 with a brain that tells her she's a 7/10

  • @johnmastroligulano7401
    @johnmastroligulano7401 4 года назад +6

    These chicks have no idea what they look like now that is funny LOL

  • @rickmoreno2702
    @rickmoreno2702 4 года назад

    Why only put ft. Nikki glazer in the title? There all funny

  • @treefiddytwoo
    @treefiddytwoo 4 года назад +1

    Nikki is adorable as always 😍

  • @didilv2187
    @didilv2187 4 года назад +1

    this is the funniest group you had

  • @ECPlex
    @ECPlex 4 года назад +1

    Love the new face accessory Nikki

  • @KaninTuzi
    @KaninTuzi 4 года назад +2

    Nikki is getting funnier and I'm here for it

  • @bettersecret1499
    @bettersecret1499 4 года назад

    The bachelorette is not going to happen this year

  • @jm5642
    @jm5642 4 года назад

    All female guest 🥰

  • @Bailemos888
    @Bailemos888 4 года назад +1

    Those guys were too young for the panel.

  • @jediknightjairinaiki560
    @jediknightjairinaiki560 4 года назад +3

    Regarding the comedian to David's right . . . so that's what Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show" looks like without makeup. 😳

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 4 года назад +1

      Weird to specify who you meant. Did you think we would assume that you were referring to any of the other two?

  • @ea8454
    @ea8454 4 года назад

    Um, nice buttons on your shoulder fruit loop David. Seriously, love ya!

  • @timesize
    @timesize 4 года назад

    Sorry the funnier black gay guy already sounds like that

  • @juggiebonebrain3383
    @juggiebonebrain3383 4 года назад +2

    Nikki can get it

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 4 года назад +2

      She's probably already caught it. jk

  • @msmith42001
    @msmith42001 4 года назад +1

    Nikki, call me.

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 4 года назад

    Nikki, you rock ❤️

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 4 года назад +2

    Good jokes about the bachelor's but how you gonna criticize their looks when you have someone there that is literally a walking left swipe? She said "that's a hard no for me." When in reality she would be begging for the retired boogie boarder to even touch her hand 😂

    • @colormedubious4747
      @colormedubious4747 4 года назад

      Probably NOT. She's a lesbian, which was the entire point of her comment/joke.

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 4 года назад

      Dumbass..she's a lesbian

  • @cpfpv6410
    @cpfpv6410 4 года назад +1

    Nice to see everyone be so rough on guys who aren't the hollywood type. ...that's great for the self esteem of millions of regular joes. Whatever, guess I'll go objectify and judge the appearance of women online and make it all better.

  • @monitoler5721
    @monitoler5721 4 года назад +1

    Nikki deserves the platform Amy Schumer has

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 4 года назад +1

      What platform? The platform of social relevance carried only by lazy jokes about how unfunny she is? Move on, man. She had a horrendous special years ago and hasn't done anything significant since.

    • @monitoler5721
      @monitoler5721 4 года назад

      @@love-hammer Nikki is hilarious. If you didn't find her funny then keep it moving

  • @klevacolombo282
    @klevacolombo282 4 года назад +2

    Nikki is so hot

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад

    Wow she was brave to say that old for a white woman joke with that group!

  • @dragonyoshi1
    @dragonyoshi1 4 года назад +1

    Nikki is the only funny one there.

  • @Elevated_Faded
    @Elevated_Faded 4 года назад

    😂😂