The things it can cut...
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Music:
-"Rigid Paradise" Ten Desires
-The dancing zombie theme from 'Plants Vs Zombies' by PopCap, which is more or less Michael Jackson's "Thriller", God rest his soul.
-I don't know the title. It plays before a boss battle though in 'The Genius of Sappheiros' by Strawberry Bose
-"Kaidan no Kyoufu" Lucky Star
-"Stop What You Are Doing" Portal
-"Luigi's Mansion Theme" Luigi's Mansion
-"Our Hisou Tensoku" Hisoutensoku
-Benny Hill Theme
Audio belongs to their respective creators/owners.
At first I thought this was gonna be real dark but then it turned real cute
"No one eats my youmu, especially when I'm around!"
"Oh, so you're like a guard. I don't suppose you're from China?"
"Who's China?"
This is absolutely genius.
I love how Rin comes out of nowhere at the very end.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CEMETERY! I'M GIDING SPIRTS!"
more like she wanted yoshika's body... she is a dead body after all
Yeah, it is more like:
"GET IN THE WAGON NOW!"
It's NOT a marshmallow!
*!*
...huh...? What is that feeling..?
* turns around *
Yuyuko-sama?! No, don't eat that! (">Δ
Don't make marshmallow out of ghosts.
Myonshmallow
Yuyuko: "NO ONE EATS MY YOUMU! NOT WHILE I'M AROUND!"
Youmu: "Yuyuko-sama?"
Yuyuko: "If anyone's gonna eat her, it's going to be me!"
Youmu: D:
It isn't murder if they don't find the body
***** because...?
***** Well then your Protoman :\
***** ...Then what are you doing here?
***** Sure? I'm more Mokou than N though
***** Do you even know who Mokou is?
I always found it weird that Youmu, who is almost a Master Level Swordswoman (and can slash at a quarter of the speed of light), who is half-phantom, and who lives in a land of the dead with ghosts and phantoms and the like, is afraid of ghosts.
5:46 Ninja zombie, only in Touhou.
Ghosts are weak against Ghost, we agree.
0:11 Best Remix Ever.
I know. Isnt Yoshika a zombie type
@@PasscodeAdvance She may have used a ghost type attack.
Found this little animation years ago and adored it. As the years went on I kept finding it then losing it again, finally last year I found it and kept it saved in a playlist and it’s still fun to watch.
Yoshika: Who's China?
Me: Meiling. xD
Well, China is now the Coronavirus's parent XD
@@sakoz7650 Now the US.
@@LucMantique Yup, kinda odd how much stiff had changed (almost) a year ago.
Youmu: "You're in this with me."
Myon: "the hell you say"
6:03
I CAN'T take those faces!!! X"D
Still can`t differentiate between phantom and ghost.
I need enlightment.
Someone?
+La Rei i believe a ghost cannot have a physical form while a phantom is both visible and tangible. note how she and others can touch her phantom half.
+La Rei Basically, as far as Touhou terms go, both phantom and ghost are two translations of the Japanese term yuurei, which essentially means a spirit. In that sense, ghost and phantom basically mean the same thing. I guess it's just that ZUN chose phantom. Probably to go with the whole Phantasm theme of Touhou PCB.
"I don't suppose you're from China, are you?"
That's...actually a very good question, as Jiang Shi ARE Chinese in origin...
"Who's China?"
...and that's a hilarious response.
All characters in this video:
Youmu Konpaku (Half-human Half-phantom)
Yoshika Miyako (Jiang Shi)
Yuyuko Saigyouji (Ghost)
Rin Kaenbyou (At the very end) (Kasha) (Cat)
Rin Kaenbyou (Kasha)
She appears at the very end with the meow for like, one second.
My mistake...
+Hata no Kokoro It's not a problem. I was just sayin' :P
Thank goodness her name is Miyako instead of Miyafuji. It'll be a whole different story
Dont forget kyokou she said thats what i said to her when yoshika said that
6:27 YOUMU, HAKUROUKEN CAN ONLY BE USED MY THE KONPAKU FAMILY, FEAR NOT DEAR HALF- -GHOST- PHANTOM.
For those who don't get it. Yes, Youmu, a half-human half-phantom (don't ask, phantom is a synonym to ghost), is _afraid of ghosts_
Its ridiculously funny considering Youmu, who is a half-ghost is afraid of ghosts, i mean in Hakugyokorou, theres a lot of souls flying around, shouldn't she got used to it?
2:23
Youmu Konpaku Heart Throbbing Adventure
̀̀6:03 i never tired of dat face :3
That moment when you break spell card rules
DUCKTAPE!!! ah is there anything you can't put back together?
***** Ducktape can put back intestines together too!
(the person who it belongs to still being alive however is a whole other mater, BUT, the intestines will be fixed ether way!)
I believe you are mixing up duct tape for the AWESOME POWER OF FLEX TAPE
Water :V
FLEX TAPE
More like Flex Tape
Youmu : i cut this jiang shi in half and fix it with only flex tape
6:12 that whole scene looks like something out of scooby doo
0:18 - Now playing: ''Michael Jackson - Thriller''
I don't remember how i got to this video back then but i found it as one of my first liked videos on youtube. Always nice to come back to this kind of stuff. :D
I loved this way more than I should have?
5:55 f l a s h b a c k s
I love youmu. I mean like literally I believe I have strong feelings for her and I am not remotely ashamed of this she's real to me dammit
are you still deep in love with her
@@yuyukosfaithfulservant yes
@@yuyukosfaithfulservant Also btw I was being a smart ass and trying to be funny I do actually know she's a fictitious character. lmfao
@@Zellignot like it ever stopped anyone, eh?
The ultimate pornography
Wait, isn't she a ghost? Or is she only afraid of ghosts she thinks will hurt her?
she just half phantom half ghost , but she is afraid of ghost except her mistress yuyuko
Half-human, half-phantom.
Afraid of ghost stories.
One chapter in the print works is Youmu """enduring""" a test of courage on her own.
This was the very best 6 minutes of my entire life. Especially the end. XD
Jiang shi is something like a zombie however, it sleeps on daylight like a vampire.
Yuyuko: NO ONES GONNA EAT MY YOUMU! NOT WHILE I'M AROUND!!
Youmu: TwT Yuyuko-sama?
Yuyuko: IF ANYONE'S GONNA EAT HER IT'S GOING TO BE ME!!
Youmu: O_o Wait what
0:40 The Genius of Sappheiros - Event BGM part 1
@LikeThisRLYMatters Nue(Me): May I make a suggestion Youmu? RUN.
Youmu: O.o *Flee!*
Yuyuko & Yoshika: Dammit, SPY! *Rage, then pursues Youmu*
fave part 0:00-6:38
that's how awesome this vid is
parts i lol'ed at: yoshika dancing,
yoshika: marshmallow?,
youmu: oh god... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!,
youmu: what?!? don't give me that! you're in this together with me! myon: ಠ_ಠ, yoshika: WAAAAAAAAH! III'M DYIIIIING!!!!!!!!,
yoshika: may i eat you? ( yuyuko pwns youmu ) yuyuko: no one eats my youmu when i'm around!,
yuyuko: if anyone's going to eat youmu, it's me! myon: ( sweatdrop )
the rest of the video ( 6:12-6:38 )
Some of it is. I used touhouwiki for translations since this was little bit after the trial was released.
yuyuko at 6:27 is scary
I couldn't stop laughing at the benny hill part
"I don't know the song"
... Research commence!!! >:D
(25 minutes later) done, The song is called [Event BGM part 1] from The Genius of Sappherios (or at least that's what every video called it).
Yoshika and Yuyuko could probably compromise by each eating one half of Youmu.
As for who gets the human half and who gets the ghost half.....well, that's the problem.
3:31 "Half-phantom"
Organ music plays.
High five!
5:17 She's the guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion gate.
that reminded me of the baby splatter for hire walfas video in 2:22-2:42
3:40 The Danny Phantom theme song
Tell me it wouldn't be perfect there.
Legends say that they are still chasing after Youmu.
I am a Chinese fan of the touhou project,I think your works is interesting😃
6:35 How'd Orin get there? Lol.
Yoshika is a zombie more or less. Orin's job is to bring corpses.....
Yeah since Yoshika is a zombie she still a corpse
What is the reason I like Youmu again? Oh yeah, she is a clumsy gardener x3
And she is just so adorable.
@Zellig Perhaps Zun made it so, just for the sake of pure irony, her hair might be white, do to stress from being scared a lot, this actually can happen.
ಠ_ಠ
"59,666 views"
I always wondered how Youmu was born half ghost
@TheDarkLord1337 There's two separate settings for text bubble size, "overall" and "bubble." Adjusting "overall" size will affect the font size, while "bubble" size just affects the bubble. Hope that helps ;P
This is the last video I will have watched at the end of 2020.
@Zellig Perhaps it's just irony that Zun felt like inputting.
2:15
Your victim is fine. Your victim is fine. Your victim is fine. Your victim is fine. Your victim is fine. Your victim is fine...
2:53 COME ON. DON'T GIVE ME THAT.
3:18 mr.popo called it
...Great work.
That's how this video game weapon actually worked!
And yes, Touhou Project is a Video game, not anime.
By the looks of it Orin already killed half of Youmu and all of Yuyuko and is working on the double(and a half) kill. That's our kasha! >:3
@PhoenixFantasy00456 (s)he used create.swf AKA walfas which can be found at walfas. org/flash/create.swf ... I don't know what was used to record it, but there are plenty free and pay programs that can be used to record your screen.
(take the space out of walfas. org)
i dont know what ive found but its oddly cute
Indeed it is, this touhou stuff is actually good
@@idhanhaffani7494 oh so its touhou, i had no idea what the characters were from lol
zombieland saga's pilot episode sure is different from what i remember
Youmu: Ugh.....I'm honest Senpai.......
Sakuya: Oh come on Youmu, sure you didn't chow on some bad pizza or something?
Lol'd at the ghost's ಠ_ಠ face for a second there.
See, the things Yoshiko cannot eat are next to none, so she and Youmu should get along nicely!
Eating contest: Yuyuko v Yoshika.
Yoshika's power is to eat anything, and Yuyuko... well... fanon.
I love Yuyuko!! "If anyone's gonna eat her it's gonna be me!" xD
...And that's why Youmu needs to stop being so delectable. She'll have half of Gensokyo trying to eat her at this rate.
Or the full, depending on if Reimu actually eats anything.
@suwakocirno a better question would be who DIDN'T see Rin? She even meowed!!
(Yeah, I perfectly know that mades "The things it can cut are close to nothing". and with a typo. "Close to none", I mean...)
I think you got Yoshika's height wrong, as well as every other walfaser on youtube.
+Alvin Tieng And her brain too.
agreed
Youmou - the phasmophobic half-ghost
@PhoenixFantasy00456 The program used was create.swf, which can be found at walfas.org/flash/create.swf ... I don't know what she used to record, but there are plenty of free and pay recording tools out there.
The randomness it is OVER 9000!!!!!
I was already cracking up at the ending, but then Orin showed up...
Lol dramatic chase with Rin at the end... nicely done!
@TheElegantGabriel "Our Hisou Tensoku" from Touhou 12.3
The dancing zombies theme... really.
FYI the name of the benny hill theme is yakety sax.
Next week; It's an all you can eat contest between Jiang Shi and Yuyuko
A nice bit of Benny Hill never gets old.
I agree with that, I'd recommend the link below, the music remix in it is great.
Myon: ಠ_ಠ
I lol'd
Any chance someone could tell me the name of the gratuitously heroic music that plays when Yuyuko shows up?
Two babys are fighting:
- ITS MY FOOD!
- NOOOO! ITS MINEEEEEE!
6:35
Rin has joined the chase!
...
So aside from wanting to carry away Yoshika away, does she want to eat anyone?
i wanted people to understand that it was a direct quote. not get confused. so i did it this way
Um...I'd just make my ghost half intangible, then grab on to it and pass through the ground...XD Nice video!!
Now this is my type of humour.
I thought the scene at 2:14-2:40 is hilarious since she's literally talking to herself.
true cannibal yuyuko.
+moviedude XD
It's not really cannibalism because Yuyuko is Literally A Black Hole.
so it doesn't matter what she eats...
+Emily Does Stuff okay. can yuyuko eat xenomorphs?
moviedude XD
anything.
This zombie is down right arara
Rigid Paradise is more or less Thriller too.
The faces at 6:05... Lawl
Awww. I wanted to see more of the end.
Was it michael jackson zombie from plants vs zombie dance that yosika did?
She was obviously doing thriller.
this is adorable and so hilarious
Yuyuko means it literally, I think Yoshika means both. One first then the other.
that's gensokyo for you