Numi - "Why are y'all calling me kid, I'm a grown adult" Also Numi - "I just realized when people are in a relationship they can kiss whenever they want"
I think numy is just socially anxious and afraid of doing something "out of place/time" resulting in an akward moment and that's why she does all this planning for this moment of vulnerability, she just needs a bit more confidence and find a dating partner that is patient and willing to explain all the intricacies of relationships
yeah ur prolly right 😭 thanks for the kind words :] i hope others feel less alone when they hear me talk about things like this since I know it’s becoming a lot more common nowadays
... Good gods, Numi's relationship awareness seriously falls into only three categories 1: yuri manga 2: observing her own exhausted parents 3: chronic anxiety
@stoneheart0007 nahh man. Project melody is a very cute little dork, I'll give you that. But her dorkiness is a level lower compared to the insane dork rizz of numi.
Hold on, your telling me people in a relationship can kiss whenever they want? Next you'll be telling me they can move in with each other and have kids!
This is genuinely what happens when you get your worldview from media where plot tension needs to entertain people. Numi really thinks real life is like that lmao
Lily: omg someone please date her. Chat: we’ve tried to set her up and do it ourselves. All attempts have failed spectacularly, she is beyond help I’m afraid
Cotton is currently staying at her place and while Numi was on stream asked her out again at chat's request (Cotton still has a thing for Numi) but Numi is so distrustful of being asked out that she tried to shut it down again. Chat had to make sure that Cotton got through to Numi that it was a REAL DATE If they actually go out on a real romantic date, I think it will be very different than what Numi has in her head that it isn't anything to fret over. Only real problem is if Cotton gets horny she could blow it. Numi did meet a guy off of Tinder but those dates are typically bad as while you might match physically the two rarely match mentally. And Numi being so insecure only stated matter of fact things and looked disinterested and didn't pick up on the fact he was a little into her. Numi needs patience and understanding on the part of another as she is going to hide the fact that she will be incredibly nervous the whole time. She also needs to catch up on years of dating as a teen and young adult. I also think if she has sex to early before anyone makes her feel safe and secure she could become a very needy girlfriend as she is an introvert and would be very anxious and insecure. That could be problematic as she is a public figure and could accidentally wreak a massive trail of upset and drama
@@flashtheshapeshafter Not messing with anyone I was giving a play by play as it was at that time as all of these clips came up fro Roach and bunch of other clippers At that time Cotton was staying at Numi's place, she asked Numi out at Chat's request, in later clips Cotton admitted to forgetting about "asking her out" and it never happened, no date occurred. Moreover, Cotton just admitted on stream a few days or so ago that in order to be sexually interested in a person she needs to form a emotional bond with that person aka she is Demisexual. To be clear she won't be interested in anyone from chat, she's not into hook ups, and if she finds someone it will be someone she is in love with before she has sex. With Numi, Cotton's "crush" is now something largely with chat as a meme at this point. Numi and Cotton are just friends. By the way I also don't think Numi is as dense as she pretends, she's an attractive woman and she does go on dates. She tends to blow it by not taking subtle hints
Numi was probably thinking her parents had to have a 2 hour strategy meeting before every smooch or kiss. Awwww, it's so cute & funni to see Numi be this innocently clueless about relationships & the intimacy between those in it.
Kinda of bizarre to just realize this😂 As someone whos never been in relationship and hitting 31 in few months and works fully remote. Never leaving the house besides essentials like grocery and going to the gym. I know this. Like did she think it works like in the dmv and you take a ticket until your number is called to hug and kiss your significant other?😂
I mean, I never want to see her get hurt. At the same time, she kinda needs the opposite of shielding. It's taken years for her to get to a place where she's starting to realize that in so many ways she's quite a catch. Now all she needs to do is go out there and pretty much pick almost any single guy that she wants.
This thing happens to me a lot too. I sometimes realise that people with "regular lives" see or experience things in a very different way. I feel like I live in a different world but surrounded with people that think I'm the same as them. And I'm not.
This is what happens when you're someone (doesn't have to a woman) in your mid 20s or so, and you haven't had a single relationship and have only been kissed once. You just don't know how things work. And all your perceptions come from media mainly because you spend a ton of time online
I now want to see Numi playing persona 3. She just said Kirijo line about romance manga/movies never showing what happens after and how she doesn't understand anything about it.
@@TheRealKamizura There is no way to be 100% sure but vtubers in general try to do stuff that attracts and entertains an audience and after seeing her irl face, i have a hard time believing that she is clueless.
numi is far more innocent than people would ever believe her to be.. she may act the part of a grown adult but deep down she's still so clueless... but im sure there's a lucky man or woman who would be able to help her experience love and a relationship at some point in her life... until then we get to watch an awkward 30ish year old woman struggle lol
I swear i will totally run rampage, if youtube also targets my fav clipper channel Roach Chan 😡 Let us all open the holy thighbel and pray that this won't happen 🙏🏻
@@NickN56 An asexual person doesn't experience sexual attraction for men, women or any kind of gender ; but may still have urges that can be satisfied with devices.
I think the US would be in a massively better place if schools offered well constructed courses in starting and maintaining healthy intimate relationships. Won't happen in my lifetime though. This place is pretty messed up.
Okay, it's been a few years now... So as a noomba when does this stop being just a funny meme and start to get a little concerning for real? I'm kinda there now but I'm not even sure if it's just me being para.
Mmm... Maybe y'all are right. I just hope my oshi can have fulfilling intimate relationships one day, and not end up singing Hey Nya to her collection of cats.
I feel like when she started streaming, she was at the intimate equivalent of a newborn bird. Now that she's got a combination of independence and self esteem (and innately being ridiculously attractive), she's able to try to fly. She just needs to get kicked out of the nest and my simile is trash. Numi: Pick someone, and try going on a date. So long as they're single and into girls, they are extremely unlikely to reject you.
it's funny but it's too really damn sad. please someone date this sub! but yeah, we need more girl like Numi, because it would be SOOOOO much easier to find a girlfriend if they are this level of desperately in need of human touch.
Numi still thinks her parents really are wrestling at night.
💀
RIP 😅
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN NUMIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?
Henya:
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
☠️🤣🥰🤗😏😉😜
Numi is a internet pervert but a IRL innocent little child. (Except for when she isn't)
Numi - "Why are y'all calling me kid, I'm a grown adult"
Also Numi - "I just realized when people are in a relationship they can kiss whenever they want"
I think numy is just socially anxious and afraid of doing something "out of place/time" resulting in an akward moment and that's why she does all this planning for this moment of vulnerability, she just needs a bit more confidence and find a dating partner that is patient and willing to explain all the intricacies of relationships
This is so wholesome it made me less sad
As one who deals with this, this is one of the reasons I like watching Numi so much
I think you actually put the finger on it
yeah ur prolly right 😭 thanks for the kind words :] i hope others feel less alone when they hear me talk about things like this since I know it’s becoming a lot more common nowadays
@@AkumaNihmune omg it’s actually her.
I’ve never had luck with girls since everyone I asked resulted in no. So in high school I just stopped trying.
... Good gods, Numi's relationship awareness seriously falls into only three categories
1: yuri manga
2: observing her own exhausted parents
3: chronic anxiety
She's just like me, fr fr
Lily: "You dont have to plan or do anything just go for the kiss"
Numi: "WHAT IS THIS MADNESS"
Truly the cutest dork ever.
I'm sorry, but that title goes to ProjektMelody, thank you. The most adorkable that has ever dorked.
@stoneheart0007 nahh man.
Project melody is a very cute little dork, I'll give you that. But her dorkiness is a level lower compared to the insane dork rizz of numi.
"Someone please date her"😂
Hmmmmm I need to check my schedule first.
Mine is free so I'm up for It
I'm too busy doing nothing
@@ericgolightly8450 Dang, better get on that.😂👍
I volunteer as tribute
Hold on, your telling me people in a relationship can kiss whenever they want? Next you'll be telling me they can move in with each other and have kids!
Surely not
aww she's so innocent
Her thoughts on realtionships would be an echoing cricket sound.
This is genuinely what happens when you get your worldview from media where plot tension needs to entertain people. Numi really thinks real life is like that lmao
Wait till she finds out that dashing off to the airport to win them back isn't a thing in real life.
Oh my god she is so helpless.
Let her grow. Obviously she is serious about relationships and wants to grow, be ready for one, so she can fully commit. It's nice.
Lily: omg someone please date her.
Chat: we’ve tried to set her up and do it ourselves. All attempts have failed spectacularly, she is beyond help I’m afraid
Cotton is currently staying at her place and while Numi was on stream asked her out again at chat's request (Cotton still has a thing for Numi) but Numi is so distrustful of being asked out that she tried to shut it down again. Chat had to make sure that Cotton got through to Numi that it was a REAL DATE
If they actually go out on a real romantic date, I think it will be very different than what Numi has in her head that it isn't anything to fret over. Only real problem is if Cotton gets horny she could blow it.
Numi did meet a guy off of Tinder but those dates are typically bad as while you might match physically the two rarely match mentally. And Numi being so insecure only stated matter of fact things and looked disinterested and didn't pick up on the fact he was a little into her.
Numi needs patience and understanding on the part of another as she is going to hide the fact that she will be incredibly nervous the whole time. She also needs to catch up on years of dating as a teen and young adult.
I also think if she has sex to early before anyone makes her feel safe and secure she could become a very needy girlfriend as she is an introvert and would be very anxious and insecure. That could be problematic as she is a public figure and could accidentally wreak a massive trail of upset and drama
@@EndoftheBeginning17also isn't cotton in a relationship with a guy?
@@battlefuta9953 As far as we know, Cotton has two hands
@@EndoftheBeginning17I can't tell if you're messing with me or not
@@flashtheshapeshafter Not messing with anyone I was giving a play by play as it was at that time as all of these clips came up fro Roach and bunch of other clippers
At that time Cotton was staying at Numi's place, she asked Numi out at Chat's request, in later clips Cotton admitted to forgetting about "asking her out" and it never happened, no date occurred.
Moreover, Cotton just admitted on stream a few days or so ago that in order to be sexually interested in a person she needs to form a emotional bond with that person aka she is Demisexual. To be clear she won't be interested in anyone from chat, she's not into hook ups, and if she finds someone it will be someone she is in love with before she has sex.
With Numi, Cotton's "crush" is now something largely with chat as a meme at this point. Numi and Cotton are just friends. By the way I also don't think Numi is as dense as she pretends, she's an attractive woman and she does go on dates. She tends to blow it by not taking subtle hints
As a single individual like myself, I truly feel her pain
Numi was probably thinking her parents had to have a 2 hour strategy meeting before every smooch or kiss.
Awwww, it's so cute & funni to see Numi be this innocently clueless about relationships & the intimacy between those in it.
Oof... Just Oof WHAT WAS SHE THINKING.. Someone Help give this woman some education!
NO no you let her be a dork. this is great content
I imagine she was just trying not to think about it.
I'll do it!
please, just somebody date her, even if is just out of spite
Most people would date her but it’s her who won’t date
Numi probably thinks there’s a trial run of a relationship that teaches her how to be in love 😂
some kind of tutorial level 🤣
With all these "friends" Numi keeps making I feel like the no bitches allegations are gonna lose a lot of their merit 😂
nah they only get sadder as she clearly could get some if she wasnt so numi
@@Afrochilla at least she kept her fingers out of Tob.
Numi is literally a lonely cat lady😂
Kinda of bizarre to just realize this😂
As someone whos never been in relationship and hitting 31 in few months and works fully remote. Never leaving the house besides essentials like grocery and going to the gym.
I know this.
Like did she think it works like in the dmv and you take a ticket until your number is called to hug and kiss your significant other?😂
That is turbo virgin energy Numi has.
right? we all thought filian was the turbo virgin but its in fact numi who is LESS relationship aware somehow...
You can do more than just hold hands whenever you want, Numi 😂
You'd think she would have learned this from observing her parents over the years, but maybe she just filed that under "Marriage" or something.
Bro, i really fucking hope this is an act at this point.
If not... Somebody please help her. I'm worried.
she's a precious cinnamon roll
Lily: "someone please date her"
Noombas: *Stands up*
She's very pure. Protect her.
I mean, I never want to see her get hurt. At the same time, she kinda needs the opposite of shielding. It's taken years for her to get to a place where she's starting to realize that in so many ways she's quite a catch. Now all she needs to do is go out there and pretty much pick almost any single guy that she wants.
This thing happens to me a lot too. I sometimes realise that people with "regular lives" see or experience things in a very different way.
I feel like I live in a different world but surrounded with people that think I'm the same as them. And I'm not.
Exactly. Their "regular lives" are like alternative universe to me, completely unattainable.
0_0
I'm legit Autistic, and I'm aware of this.
She's the premium deluxe version
@@Xaim023
Me: "what do I get for the upgrade?"
@#$^&@#$: "TITS"
Me: Sign me the F@#% UP"
Let’s b honest numi pulls, she just doesn’t know that she does 🗿
This is what happens when you're someone (doesn't have to a woman) in your mid 20s or so, and you haven't had a single relationship and have only been kissed once. You just don't know how things work. And all your perceptions come from media mainly because you spend a ton of time online
Now the real question is how do we solve this problem for such individuals? Like Numi, and me.
@@avroarchitect1793you don’t I am in the same boat as numi I fumble bad
Go touch grass
I find it so cute but also concerning that she just realizing what relationship are soppost to be 😂😂❤❤
Batman would not be able to beat this out of me
Good lord, how sheltered is Numi?
Yes.
Lily seeming normal in comparison is a mood
I now want to see Numi playing persona 3. She just said Kirijo line about romance manga/movies never showing what happens after and how she doesn't understand anything about it.
Lily: - "Bro, she's so lonely"
Bitch me too you can't see me crying 😢
Scheduled kisses = German relationship
The universe has to be personally holding this girl back
Bless her Heart xD
Just wait until Numi figures out you can just spontaneously start boning without planning it out either. 😂
That dono timing is legendary!!!
😎✊👍☠️🤣🤗🥰
This is so numicore😂
oh this sweet summer child
Even 11 year olds have a better understanding of adult relationships than her. Its kinda sad...😅
Ah don’t be rude. It takes a lot of courage to be open about this
At least she can start learning
poor kid
Poor numi, someone plz help her
Problem is Numi's standards are too high, and if she meets someone who does meet her standards, she literally runs away.
as long as they don't hav raw shrimp breath.
Ooooo noooo numi is that innocent with relationship
Even I know more about relationships than Numi and I never got past saying “Hey”😂
If Numi doesn't want the hug, I'll take one.
oh Numi Numi Numi. you sweet summer child. we love you. hahahahaha
Even when I was a teen I dont remember hear someone realizing that you can Kiss your couple whenever you want
She is to cute
What are her views on handholding? Interlocking fingers? Or nah?🤔
Numi really is the awkward anime girl who has no concept of kissing yet is peak degen. Hilarious
My god…do we need to send Numi a book on how relationships work?
Someone needs to teach numi like everything. she really needs a daddy.
Lol Poor Numi.
When a girl with maximum Rizz and a girl with zero Rizz talk to each other.
In a relationship you can do more than kiss 😂
Bro it isn't even "going on dates" when you're in a longterm relationship, you just go do stuff 😆
I have never been in a relationship ever but even I knew shit like that
It sounds like numi has never watched sakura kiss
How can Numi be this ultra dimension level of girl failure
at this point I relate to Numi a lil too much that it's concerning 🧐
Damn numi me fr, tho I’ve grown to appreciate the freedom that comes from being single
I offer myself as tribute to numi
Numi plays her character quite well.
at this point you gotta wonder if its just an act or whether she REALLY is clueless about relationships..
@@TheRealKamizura There is no way to be 100% sure but vtubers in general try to do stuff that attracts and entertains an audience and after seeing her irl face, i have a hard time believing that she is clueless.
@@DawnofInfo agreed, its interesting and funny as hell to think that numi hit her 30's and is still clueless about relationships..
Is that a Baby Shadow Groot throwing it back on the table?
That would be Benson. He's the general Noomba.
You kiss
Existence ENDS..........
numi is far more innocent than people would ever believe her to be.. she may act the part of a grown adult but deep down she's still so clueless... but im sure there's a lucky man or woman who would be able to help her experience love and a relationship at some point in her life... until then we get to watch an awkward 30ish year old woman struggle lol
Wait until she finds out about the no-no 😮
She's not serious... 😂
She has the relationship maturity of a 12 yo boy
thats an insult to filian... she's got LESS relationship awareness than even that..
I swear i will totally run rampage, if youtube also targets my fav clipper channel Roach Chan 😡 Let us all open the holy thighbel and pray that this won't happen 🙏🏻
Naw it’s ok Numi. Knowing my dumbass there something about dating and love idk when everyone else does. Least they both had a good laugh out of it. 💙💜
Please. I don't want to call Numi the queen of cring but she's making it so difficult.
The Sad part is This isn't new to the average Male💀
G I R L
I'm convinced Numi is a closeted asexual
Then how do you explain all her toys
@@NickN56 People can get turned on without people tho
@@NickN56toy story 6: the final escape.
@@NickN56 You can be asexual and still like to pleasure yourself. Some asexuals just don't want to be romantic with another person.
@@NickN56 An asexual person doesn't experience sexual attraction for men, women or any kind of gender ;
but may still have urges that can be satisfied with devices.
Is she dead serious dawg?
how much lily doing it?
Man, that's actually kinda sad, ngl. 😑
Like, do Papa Numi and Momma Numi not just randomly kiss one another at home? 🤣🤣🤣
Numi is the embodiment of the female incel
Schools failed Numi
Well
Schools only teach how reproduction works. Not exactly how to get there if you desire.
I think the US would be in a massively better place if schools offered well constructed courses in starting and maintaining healthy intimate relationships. Won't happen in my lifetime though. This place is pretty messed up.
Okay, it's been a few years now... So as a noomba when does this stop being just a funny meme and start to get a little concerning for real? I'm kinda there now but I'm not even sure if it's just me being para.
I mean it’s her life.
It doesn't seem concerning since it's just a very low scope of what a relationship entails.
Mmm... Maybe y'all are right. I just hope my oshi can have fulfilling intimate relationships one day, and not end up singing Hey Nya to her collection of cats.
I feel like when she started streaming, she was at the intimate equivalent of a newborn bird. Now that she's got a combination of independence and self esteem (and innately being ridiculously attractive), she's able to try to fly. She just needs to get kicked out of the nest and my simile is trash. Numi: Pick someone, and try going on a date. So long as they're single and into girls, they are extremely unlikely to reject you.
Think Numi needs to transition from yuri manga to yuri hentai.
Yeah, if your brother and parents are any indication, loving couples do that regularly or freely. Is it really that foreign of a concept to you?
Is Lily much of an expert, though?
She got a boyfriend plus lily was never shy about her having sex ironically
Lily is experienced, she's mentioned it before
@NickN56 she's sexually active, but I never got the impression she's been in any serious, long-term commitments.
Lily’s level of emotional intelligent and her past exes tells meh she definitely does know what a healthy relationship can be
it's funny but it's too really damn sad. please someone date this sub! but yeah, we need more girl like Numi, because it would be SOOOOO much easier to find a girlfriend if they are this level of desperately in need of human touch.
Gods that's sad and funny at the same time, Numinif no one while date you I would do It if I wasn't trapped in latin america 😅
This is certainly not sociopathic behavior.
No, it isn't. Not even remotely.
Thats actually sad
Numi, just start dating people. Christ. You guys are making it way to hard.