Numi Reacts to Lily and Matara Calling Her "HOPELESSLY SINGLE"

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Lex-LutherS
    @Lex-LutherS 24 дня назад +672

    Numi is that dense main character getting jealous when she sees other couples and wishing she had someone when she's actually got 4 different friends that have been sending sirens for years.

    • @BlairdBlaird
      @BlairdBlaird 24 дня назад +106

      Only Haruka is denser, and Haruka is actively ace. It's wild.

    • @gamerboy7962
      @gamerboy7962 23 дня назад +27

      Numi is dense, however Haruka is denser

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 23 дня назад +34

      Then Heavenly just doesn’t win and catches hands and strays 😂😂😂

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven 23 дня назад

      @@gamerboy7962 I disagree. Haruka at least has the excuse that people know she's ace and therefore aren't actually seriously throwing themselves at her, just teasing. Numi, however, is so dense that she dodges attempts by people who legit want to get in her pants and who she actively wants to get in her pants.

    • @avalanche1990
      @avalanche1990 23 дня назад +14

      ​@Freeze-n-Frost it's heavenly he had it coming

  • @SilverSpectre266
    @SilverSpectre266 23 дня назад +198

    Numi: All my friends love to talk about how hopelessly single I am
    Also Numi: *_Story time about how I made out w/ 70% of my female friend group for the 100x_*

    • @firedrake110
      @firedrake110 16 дней назад +10

      Her girls doing community service with Numi, taking turns with her to keep her sane lmao

    • @Celeste__ch.
      @Celeste__ch. 7 дней назад

      @@firedrake110 i think its a psyop orchestrated by them to keep her single so they can continue to pass her around

  • @leonardorosa8711
    @leonardorosa8711 24 дня назад +261

    being real here the only thing holding Numi back are the things she needs to solve with pushing people away cause aside from that she basically has the easy mode on

    • @IhiriTasogare
      @IhiriTasogare 23 дня назад +26

      She just needs someone who’s not afraid of being equally pulling her back in and not yielding.

  • @williammaitland8262
    @williammaitland8262 23 дня назад +71

    Numi scurrying away when tall women talk to her because she doesn't want to be seen as weird and rude and ends up being weird and rude anyway is such a Numi move

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 24 дня назад +440

    Numi is pretty much like going through a game, in this case life. Without using any in game items, any potions, nothing, and wonders why shes losing.

    • @jianxianlee5892
      @jianxianlee5892 24 дня назад +28

      In my perspective, she is like having high-level equipment, and lots of fail-and-retry, but still stuck at the first boss.

    • @Claire75690
      @Claire75690 24 дня назад +6

      I doubt shes single, trying so hard to put on this girl failure. Can't get a man for the life of her type vibe feels like bait honestly

    • @io9671
      @io9671 24 дня назад +15

      ​@@Claire75690shit I hope she's not cause I'd cheer at this point with how much she's fumbled

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 23 дня назад +9

      @@Claire75690 Dude there is a reason in the past why Fathers sought mates for their daughters, cases like Numi being turbo single always happen commonly

    • @m4r00123
      @m4r00123 23 дня назад +10

      I'd say it's more akin to skipping tutorial and then failing to understand one of the more important mechanics

  • @gamerboy7962
    @gamerboy7962 23 дня назад +160

    Numi and Haruka Karibu should collab. The most DENSEST Collab known to man

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 23 дня назад +14

      Then they’re gonna be the two who can’t help but collab 24/7 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bloodsenpai
      @bloodsenpai 23 дня назад +12

      they're gonna make osmium seem like aluminum with how dense they are lmao

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 23 дня назад +14

      @@bloodsenpai The Tungsten cube becomes a paperweight compared to them 🤣

    • @Gatch5able
      @Gatch5able 23 дня назад +12

      A minuture black hole will form, do you want to destroy us all 😂

    • @ChaserYohmoi
      @ChaserYohmoi 23 дня назад +2

      They would need a chaperone to 😂

  • @Phyrrax
    @Phyrrax 24 дня назад +234

    They are not wrong. Worst thing is, Numi has an all you can eat buffet in front of her and chooses to starve. She has only herself to blame, for her situation.

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 23 дня назад +69

    0:10 the dork laugh she's adorable

  • @SEThatered
    @SEThatered 24 дня назад +228

    I am convinced Numi has commitment issues.
    She can pick from a wide variety and even afford to be extremely picky, but she chooses to just not engage any further than friendship.

    • @BlairdBlaird
      @BlairdBlaird 24 дня назад +75

      It's not even commitment, she fumbles basic interactions and flees from commitment-free opportunities.

    • @VVabsa
      @VVabsa 23 дня назад +14

      Thing is, it doesn't even have to be THAT committed with some of the options.

    • @urriso7538
      @urriso7538 23 дня назад +16

      I can fix her

    • @lordcrimson913
      @lordcrimson913 23 дня назад +29

      ​@@urriso7538 I'd like to know what demon you're making a pact with because only actual magic is going to help fix anything at this point.

    • @urriso7538
      @urriso7538 18 дней назад +1

      @@lordcrimson913 Bao. I made a (furry RP gooner) pact with Bao.
      And I regret it.

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 23 дня назад +40

    Don't worry, Numi. It is better to be alone than in bad company!
    You have very good friends, and that is what matters.
    B*tches are temporary, the girlies are forever.

  • @robertfisher8359
    @robertfisher8359 24 дня назад +35

    Numi: I'm already dead!
    Me: So halfway done! Just need to bury her.

  • @fluxshaman8251
    @fluxshaman8251 12 дней назад +5

    LOL the way her model tracks at 1:50 when she goes "Every friend I have likes to talk about how... hopelessly single I am!" like this girl is LOSING IT

  • @pokebronyborn
    @pokebronyborn 23 дня назад +31

    The universe just throws sexy, caring women at Numi and she somehow manages to dodge them all like Neo in the Matrix.
    I just don't get it.

  • @bebop_557
    @bebop_557 23 дня назад +17

    Someone could put on a blindfold and then fire a gun that shoots L's randomly into the air. Numi would be in the next county over, not even in the direction the gun was fired, and she would STILL catch that L.

  • @spadaken
    @spadaken 23 дня назад +16

    THE THINGS I MISS BECAUSE I'M BUSY! THANK GOD YOU EXIST ROACH CHAN!

  • @acasualgachagamer6816
    @acasualgachagamer6816 23 дня назад +31

    Imagine, Numi and Matara becoming close enough where Matara can give her hugs like she does to Michi...

    • @NinthSettler
      @NinthSettler 23 дня назад +17

      numi would turn into dust like vegeta after failing to kill majin buu

  • @TheDevastator619
    @TheDevastator619 23 дня назад +7

    Wild being hopelessly single in Numi’s position. Absolute cinema.

  • @Mike-dx5jc
    @Mike-dx5jc 23 дня назад +12

    If she’s still single despite everything she’s accomplished, it can only be divine intervention at this point. She’s on the path of the “meet cute” of destiny.

    • @kagato23
      @kagato23 23 дня назад +1

      The out of nowhere final pairing! Numi announces her engagement to Cdawgva.

  • @vcom741
    @vcom741 23 дня назад +6

    I can 100% relate to Numi. I cannot talk to people for shit, except replace boobs with eyes. For some reason, I am terrified of eye contact.

  • @DWrecck69
    @DWrecck69 23 дня назад +18

    Numi is literally that guy from HighSchool DxD or whatever it's called where she has like 8 gorgeous women throwing themselves at her giving her every opportunity yet she still fumbles at every opportunity

    • @DeltaEntropy
      @DeltaEntropy 17 дней назад +2

      Issei?
      Nah. Issei actually goes for it, he just get played.
      Numi actually fumbles the game winner.

    • @FDW137
      @FDW137 9 дней назад

      Issei has tons of sex, It's just off-camera.

  • @thewin9459
    @thewin9459 23 дня назад +22

    I'm starting to think she likes short kings because she thinks she can be on top.😂

  • @grifferman
    @grifferman 23 дня назад +7

    "What if they have teeth" is WILD

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 23 дня назад +5

    all the short kings in chat rejoicing

  • @MrHidePatten
    @MrHidePatten 23 дня назад +4

    Numi getting violated live and not in the way she was hoping for.

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 23 дня назад +7

    "I don't want to be disrespectful" ... then perhaps ask her if she is OK with it? - She would say yes, so you are making excuses :D

    • @solec23
      @solec23 23 дня назад +4

      Quite literally wants her friends to fully embrace her.

  • @Smallpriest
    @Smallpriest 24 дня назад +107

    Im pretty sure Numi is single by choice

    • @kanan7883
      @kanan7883 24 дня назад +64

      Just not her choice

    • @l0ngb0i95
      @l0ngb0i95 23 дня назад +29

      ​@@kanan7883 She runs away. Definitely her choice 😂

    • @Mentaljedi
      @Mentaljedi 23 дня назад +14

      Yep - and that's fine, but you can't complain afterwards that you're single if you literally run away from people trying to rizz you

    • @repreach9668
      @repreach9668 23 дня назад +4

      Just like filliana and most vtubers; actually most people it’s just what bar is your standard and do you measure up as well.

    • @repreach9668
      @repreach9668 23 дня назад

      Also actually talking to ppl

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 23 дня назад +8

    All I'm hearing is excuses, excuses, excuses

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 24 дня назад +19

    No surprise, Matara has send Numi a message to hang out at the next con. 🙂

  • @takokola
    @takokola 23 дня назад +3

    Hang in there, Numi o7

  • @muaries12
    @muaries12 23 дня назад +7

    What if they have teeth? Girl! Look at the mirror, You have the same but samller

  • @WarfighterKilo
    @WarfighterKilo 24 дня назад +13

    Numi, its not hard too see. You literally curse yourself girly. Lol.

  • @SirPotat2398
    @SirPotat2398 23 дня назад +4

    im 5 2 let me be ur short king 😂

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 23 дня назад +1

    Chat, here we have Numi's superior "Business Communication Major" skill-set kicks in @2:41, when she stammers" In, In, In, In...", followed by (@4:11) ; "I'm, I'm, I'm" and finishing @4:49; "In, In, In, In"! I know it pure nervousness in display, but Numi forgot her training along the line!

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 23 дня назад +2

    Lily and Matara speaking truth to power

  • @Core-1948
    @Core-1948 23 дня назад +2

    Numi just collecting “L”s.

  • @pikachugundam
    @pikachugundam 23 дня назад +1

    Cant wait to hear about the bathtub collab. 😂

  • @Lokoclutch98
    @Lokoclutch98 23 дня назад +10

    numi, you just had a clip of you making out with trixy, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

  • @nniko08
    @nniko08 23 дня назад +4

    So short guys have a chance🙏😭

  • @coldacid
    @coldacid 23 дня назад +2

    I can understand Numi wanting to look disrespectfully at Mata's boobs 😂

  • @IceWolF963
    @IceWolF963 23 дня назад +2

    i hear only excuses

  • @TamagoSenshi
    @TamagoSenshi 24 дня назад +7

    They're not wrong

  • @jonathannelson257
    @jonathannelson257 17 дней назад

    Numi is easily the 2nd most dense main charecter vtuber i have seen

  • @goodbadntheazn1008
    @goodbadntheazn1008 10 дней назад

    I don’t think Numi knows how centimeters work lol

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 23 дня назад +4

    04:10 Wait, what units is she using there?

  • @FilmAcolyteReturns
    @FilmAcolyteReturns 23 дня назад +2

    Has she tried looking up?

  • @jamesrd9884
    @jamesrd9884 23 дня назад +12

    to everyone saying numi is single by choice, I'm assuming y'all have never heard of social anxiety

  • @sapheyersoftsounds7693
    @sapheyersoftsounds7693 2 дня назад

    I have to say, I feel like no matter how single you are, you always have a chance with someone. But the second you get called "Hopelessly Single" that's when you start adopting an alarming amount of cats or dogs.

  • @sharpshooter33
    @sharpshooter33 14 дней назад

    She can get it

  • @jeevieseverino3949
    @jeevieseverino3949 23 дня назад +1

    Akuma NOBiTCHmune

  • @battlehenge4
    @battlehenge4 День назад

    They all have terminal cases of Singleton’s Disease and it’s probably a fair assumption that Numi is Patient Zero or at least the origin of a mutant variation.

  • @blanketman6470
    @blanketman6470 2 дня назад

    Its bc they know you can get anyone easily, man or woman. The issue is that her shyness is just too strong to to prevent when she talks to someone she feels attractive to 😢

  • @bigd1348
    @bigd1348 17 дней назад

    All you have to do is ask one of your fans I'm guarantee you that one of us would say yes

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos День назад

    She’s single on purpose. You’ll never convince me a girl as cute as Numi has zero interested parties.

  • @ChilledGreese
    @ChilledGreese 11 дней назад

    4:19 Oh no, that sounds terrible..

  • @jhstylewon1172
    @jhstylewon1172 23 дня назад +4

    Normie here. What does she mean by her height? 7-14? 9-14? What unit of measurement is this?

    • @kaeaedwin7937
      @kaeaedwin7937 23 дня назад +3

      Haha I think it was just the first thing that came to mind for her lol, but she basically saying matara is a tall lady

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 21 день назад +2

      According to her lore, her character's background, Numi is a demon whose height is "seven feet, thirteen inches." It's a mystical, nonsensical measurement, a paradox related to being from the underworld, and possibly includes an incomplete understanding of human concepts as well. So, this is a sly, in-character way of saying Matara is _really_ tall!

  • @yangboy123
    @yangboy123 17 дней назад

    It's okay Numi, I'm hopelessly single too. Ive tried my damnist already and all the responses are always "You're too short." (5'9) and "You're asian. Not my type."
    Ive decided to say fuck it.

  • @MPdude237
    @MPdude237 7 дней назад

    4:17 What units is that? I was expecting cm or ft/inches. Can someone explain?

  • @SoccYT
    @SoccYT 23 дня назад +4

    I actually think them ribbing on her is a good thing at this point. If she wants to change the narrative about her she should at least try a bit. It's amazing how I hear about how much of an effective communicator she is in general even in terms of stuff for herself. Then you have this where she just suddenly loses her ability to communicate and do what she gotta do. Maybe this will push her gently out of her comfort zone into a direction where she feels she can go further. Otherwise yes, she's indeed hopelessly single. Genuinely, if she put the bootstraps on and pursued someone with the finesse she actually has she'd definitely have a partner. But who knows, maybe she really doesn't want one.

  • @mastergreenfox6004
    @mastergreenfox6004 17 дней назад

    4:10 ... you ... you ... how could you throw away this advantage? I get trying to be respectful but... that is seriously shooting yourself in the foot. To just leave a social engagement as the solution. I hope she hasn't walked away from people she's somewhat interested in over this, because it would come across as being dis-interested and probably lead to them thinking they need to distance themselves.

  • @mastergreenfox6004
    @mastergreenfox6004 17 дней назад

    Wait, wasn't Numi and Cotton going to be a thing or did that fall through ... or was that just a bit?

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 23 дня назад +4

    In 15 years, we're going to see Numi and Haruka married with children, aren't we.

  • @KevinKillNation
    @KevinKillNation 23 дня назад +1

    XD I'm starting to feel bad for Numi.

  • @AaronTheBaron89
    @AaronTheBaron89 23 дня назад +1

    Poor numi 😅😂

  • @JohnSmith-bx7hl
    @JohnSmith-bx7hl 21 день назад +1

    All she has to do is stop with the short Kings and go for the taller ones

  • @DrknssRules1
    @DrknssRules1 23 дня назад +2

    Numi has to be single by choice. We've all seen her right? Numi is so God damn gorgeous. It HAS to be a choice, I refuse to believe she can't pull someone.

    • @VVabsa
      @VVabsa 23 дня назад +5

      Is not being confident or having a nigh irrational fear of getting turned down a choice?

    • @kaeaedwin7937
      @kaeaedwin7937 23 дня назад +1

      Yeah but she has low self esteem and she’s unintentionally self sabotages herself by running away when she has feelings for someone, once she breaks this then she’ll be able to have a relationship.

  • @psykogamerous8391
    @psykogamerous8391 23 дня назад

    She needs a man in her life