This is the lowest level of entertainment. I used to press play DJ at a bar for $150 a night and $25 of free food/drink tab. That’s pretty low. This is worse.
@@Squiggy2010 I have all the equipment, so I’d have to lug all that shit into the bar. It’s a very low payout for a DJ. So I put very low effort into it. I would play mixes from other dj’s and kind of just sit there pretending to twist my knobs. The most I did was some cross fading between songs
This dude acts like he's a thirteen year old who watched an Adam Sandler movie behind his Mom's back and trying to impersonate him to his friends while hoping his Dad doesn't hear him excessively swear.
@@0-headepidemic377 her jokes tend to be stale but they’re jokes. I don’t like people complaining that she makes dirty jokes as if she isn’t allowed to.
It's not reverse heckling, it's just heckling. The real stage is the rest of the bar - there were no comedians on the "stage". It's a guy off the stage making fun of the comedians on the stage.
I once had to do CPR on a man after he OD'd on heroin while his wife and children were in the next room hysterical and I'd rather relive that on repeat than see that set again.
Maybe he was covering up for his friend who was going after him to make him more confident. "Don't worry man, i'm gonna do such a shitty stand up the public will cry for you to come on the scene to replace me no matter what awfull jokes you tell them"
The cameraman was smart to just shout "Good closure!" and pretty much force him to stop performing. Quick thinking saved the whole audience a lot more time.
@@macshaneeee it can be, but he had none of that to back him up. Just constant swearing along side insults - I mean “jokes”- which is what they meant I’m sure.
I actually feel sorry for the guy. Imagine waking up the next morning and remembering that actually happened, but then comforting yourself with “at least only a dozen people saw it”.
I wasn't even able to register that part because I was in so much pain listening to this guy, so I want to thank you for writing this, literally fell off my bed laughing
@@nobodyknew if you’re implying that I used a bot to like my comment, I assure you I didn’t. I taught the fleshpiles in my basement to like my comments for me. In all seriousness, I’m too dumb and too uncaring to deal with likes, dislikes, or subscriber count.
What impresses me is how well the crowd deals with this guy. Especially the camera man, dude was just having fun and even trying to support him, and he still went in on him for no absolute reason 💀
Oh man you should watch the whole clip. Charlie left out the biggest moment. I'm not gonna spoil it but let's just say it involves a "your momma" joke followed by a violent reaction by the "comedian".
@RUclips is highkey garbage really makes you wonder, what is less expensive: Getting good therapy sessions in America with your privatized health insurance, because you sure as hell ain't paying out of pocket. And even with your insurance, it still isn't cheap. Or B: a lifetime of embarrassment, humiliation, deep deep psychological torment, existential sense of dread, etc
This worked for Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison. They could have even made a few of these jokes work "when you say I do she says I don't". Difference is charisma (Rod) and relatability (Sam).
Rule number one of totally amazing comedy: If you have a potential joke, make sure to add 20 swear words to it. It automatically makes it 100 times funnier and definitely doesn’t make it feel forced
His comedy routine is actually the art of setting himself up to get roasted. Its genius it saves alot of time to actually have to write your own jokes and let the crowd do it for you. The crowd is oblivious what a legend.
I was expecting a “what’s the deal with airline food” type awkwardness. This guy managed to get two jokes out while the remainder of his time was spent staggering through arguments with the audience with “fucking” being the only adjective in his vocabulary.
Here is my theory: The man isn't even a comedian. An actual comedian cancelled. They were sick or whatever. The manager just tossed some drunk dude a pitcher of beer to go make an ass of himself.
This isn't a routine, this guy spent years speaking and thinking like this prior to this moment, making these jokes legitimately believing he was funny because people who felt sorry for him chuckled in pity and he still somehow recieved dopamine
I don’t even think it’s a pity thing. Like there are some “jokes” which are funny to you and your friends but are hardly worth basing stand up material around. Like there’s a difference between being funny to your friends and stand up funny😂
I believe there are mainly two types of people in this world and you can easily tell them apart and those are people who have gotten their shit rocked and people who haven’t. I guarantee you if that guy knew what it was like to get his ass knocked out he wouldn’t be up there talking all that nonsense lol. He acts all tough and like he’d fight you at any moment but I guarantee you he would have to try not to cry after one good sucker punch and pull the whole “cmon man we don’t gotta do this..” and try and back outta the fight.
@@deijix Let me add one more; people who haven't got their shit rocked but watched other people get it and decided to be smart enough to keep their mouth shut.
can't believe youtube removed the dislike button when no one was complaining about it but somehow can't remove these bots spamming in the comments even though everyone is complaining about it.
This guy's like a comedy desiccant. I could hear the best joke on Earth from someone right before his act, but within the first 10 seconds of his act I'd feel like the concept of humor is dead.
@Leonardo Santuario damn u called him squirt i bet they feel so inferior to you right now I bet u can’t even imagine how inferior they feel squirt omg that cuts deep what a savage bro u annihilated them slam dunk brother !!!!
@@sabbathpriest3755 Well tbf, most of those guys (or people in general) tend to hide those negative sides of themselves at the start of the relationship, and the other party may not notice until they initiate a more serious relationship and/or they start getting to know more about that person.
“It’s a comedy show here-“ “It WAS...” Omg the crowd is the only bearable part of this entire thing. Edit: “yeah supporting REAL comedians, I didn’t know you were gonna be here.” WEEEEEE ROASTED!
@@willreleasecrazyvideoat1004 ngl seeing him bust his head open on the stage would have been 10x more entertaining than everything coming from his mouth.
He started doing a bit about marriage, immediately stopped doing the bit and continued to humorlessly rant about his ex-wife and women in general. Incredible!
I actually learned in my public speaking class in college that making an enemy out of a person or group can actually be an effective speaking tactic. The idea is to create an "us or them" mentality within the audience. Supposedly defining a "them" group builds comradery with the people in the "us" group. However I have never seen someone fail so spectacularly at this technique, and literally in the dumbest and most offensive way possible. The only funny thing about this guy is how bad he is.
When I was in middle school my english teacher had us do impromptu public speaking on random topics to try to help us get more comfortable with it for the future. Even at 13 years old and completely off the top of my head with about 10 seconds to prepare I managed to make my class laugh even though I was a bit awkward and quiet during school while this grown man couldnt help but yell at the entire crowd lol, what a moron.
@@jacobr2022 it works in any audience where you can get people to identify with the "us" group, but yeah it would help if the "us" is group much larger than the "them" group
the best way to do it would be against annoying, intrusive or aggressive hecklers that are speaking total bullshit. if it's just random audience members, that's just not fun and people will think the person doing it is a massive dick.
@@WisteriaBerlitz I knew a girl who did that all the time. I was playing a game on my phone during lunch and I’m talking to one of my friends and we’re laughing then out of nowhere - I guess the girl was trying to join in or something - she goes “what the fuck are you doing bitch” but she said it in a voice that was meant to be funny but it really annoyed me
You can swear and make it fit, it won't work if you do it just to check a box. It only really fits if it's for emphasis/ effect on how something made you/a person feel. Really good usage of it can make people not even notice yet convay a message. Bill burr is one that comes to mind that is good at using it for emphasis.
Okay, why do I see you everywhere, ever since I saw a comment on a vid for the 2020 Montreal-Philadelphia playoffs, I non-stop see you comment on every random video
@@justinh2150 I try to leave comments on a lot of the videos that I watch. Like Philly sports highlights, Moist, Fantano, Cold Ones, iDubbbz, and just funny videos that show up in my recommended.
this guy is totally that one guy on call of duty voice chat who thinks that rape jokes and sexism jokes are the best thing ever and just won't stop making them while his baby keeps crying in the background while his mom vaccums
This guy broke the most obvious, common-sense rule of comedy: your audience is supposed to leave feeling happy and in a good mood. Even when a comedian engages in banter with the audience, it's done in a jovial way with a twinkle in their eye. Just search for a Frankie Boyle audience roast on RUclips to see how it should be done. He can say some offensive things, but you can detect that schoolboy mischievousness which means you don't feel attacked. This guy just comes across as an angry, bitter incel.
Don Rickles was one of the funniest comedians ever, and his entire shtick was roasting people in the audience. He always ended each of his shows with a genuinely nice message so everyone knew he was just messing around
I feel like whenever a comedian resorts to tasteless sex jokes, insulting random people he knows, or doing the whole “women are dumb, amirite boys?” comedy trope, they’re automatically shit.
@@Emberry lol no he doesn’t. You just don’t want to face the reality that guys who are attractive and socially successful in college are likely to still be attractive and successful in the real world today. Classic nerd syndrome. This guy looks more like he didn’t go to college or spent it with some weird edgy gamers which is similar to parts of this subscriber base.
The beautiful thing about comedy is that not everyone can do it. There are people who are funny and people who laugh, this guy is a prime example of someone who should just laugh at other people’s jokes and get off stage.
As a representative of the Florida men, we are ashamed to be compared to him. We will arrive at your house riding a crocodile while slamming down yetis like Saxton Hale.
To any aspiring comedians out there: if this guy can get on a stage, so can you.
This is the lowest level of entertainment. I used to press play DJ at a bar for $150 a night and $25 of free food/drink tab. That’s pretty low. This is worse.
@@danielrichardson6054 Press Play DJ? Like, you just play a thing and not do anything?
i was gonna say that. he may be cringe but 90% of people reading this wouldn't get on stage even if they were funny
@@danielrichardson6054 150 bucks and some free drinks/food? I'll set up my laptop and hit Spotify for that.
@@Squiggy2010 I have all the equipment, so I’d have to lug all that shit into the bar. It’s a very low payout for a DJ. So I put very low effort into it. I would play mixes from other dj’s and kind of just sit there pretending to twist my knobs. The most I did was some cross fading between songs
You know that this stand-up comedy really hits rock bottom when the crowd makes each other laugh
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That's for damn sure
As soon as the crowd starts telling funnier jokes it’s time to go
Damn, 4 hours in and we have spam for porn and shitty RUclips channels.
@@AshVeilll it’s gonna happen within the first 30 min. They’re really annoying but RUclips is the only one who can do anything about it
As someone who isn’t really funny, this guy gives me hope. I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be *this* unfunny
If it makes you feel any better, what you just said was kinda funny
judging from experience and from this comment, you’re probably funnier than you think
You always are your biggest critic. At least thats what I've been told lol, but it's true
Nice pfp
@@Aisatsana1971 thanks
"This is a comedy show"
"It was" was honestly the funniest part of his set and it wasnt even his joke
Absolutely. I mean, where is the comedy?
Dude on stage was the only one who wasn't making me laugh.
“I’m supporting real comedians, I didn’t know you were gonna be here.”
Legend.
How do you keep going after an L like that?? 😭😂
Man got more laughs from that one line than the guy on stage his whole night
that was the best burn, and it came from the audience
I would have let the guy smack me with the mic so he’d shatter his own wrist.
@@srbrant5391 he probably would forget there’s a stage a fall over and pass out before reaching you
This dude acts like he's a thirteen year old who watched an Adam Sandler movie behind his Mom's back and trying to impersonate him to his friends while hoping his Dad doesn't hear him excessively swear.
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This is extremely specific and I love it
This comment speaks of experience.
That’s exactly what’s going on
😂😂😂👏👏👏👍👍👍
The audience only laughing at their own jokes but going dead silent when he says something is so funny and sad at the same time 😭😭
Everyone in that audience becone best friends in that moment becuase of their shared hatred for him
"bruh"
IKR. Dude probably thinks he killed it...
The secondhand embarrassment the whole thing gives me is killer
@RUclips is highkey garbage Lmao, well said
You gotta give this man credit. *It takes a lot to make Amy Schumer look like a decent comedian.*
At the very least, Amy Schumer sounds like she's making jokes
@@0-headepidemic377Bold to assume she “makes” her own jokes.
@@ProdTTS regardless of originality she at least *tells* jokes
@@SomeGuyandHisHerps ye lol
@@0-headepidemic377 her jokes tend to be stale but they’re jokes. I don’t like people complaining that she makes dirty jokes as if she isn’t allowed to.
I used to think it was unreasonable for people to throw tomatoes at performances in cartoons but now I understand, I've ascensded upon watch
I wouldn't even waste tomatoes on that guy, they don't deserve such a fate.
I would throw rotten eggs
Ascended upon watch, omg 😂😭❤️🔥
@@zatrat5696 Damn you hate those eggs that much?
I'd go to a comedy club that provided tomatoes to throw at dudes like this
the fact that more people laughed at the camera man’s jokes than the “comedian” says a lot…
the crowd was far more funny than that so called “comedian”
Dude 666 likes, nice
@@anthonyross7587 damn!! last time i checked there was 23 😶
@@cynikov 1,5k now
@@hazzard123 that's 2 weeks later😐
He was absolutely right about how long this was going to feel
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I wound up checking the duration wondering when it'll end :')
Fr
Almost twice as long as 7 minutes
this video truly feels like a routine of perennial drowning with increments of relief (via Charlie’s commentary).
The way he talks makes it seem like he just learned how to cuss
As a former 8 year old, I can relate
Yeah he seems to have the humor of a middle schooler
@@ianford9221😮😮😮😮
He uses cuss word like how 7 year old discovered what cussing is
Yeah, he seems to be having a puberty crisis at the tender age of 42
This rare case of reverse heckling, where the "comedian" heckles the crowd that's trying to ignore him.
But did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more if you switch to Geico?
@@Opiis But can Geico see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
They're other comics
@@rud5101 But can CTC see how You’re in good hands?
It's not reverse heckling, it's just heckling. The real stage is the rest of the bar - there were no comedians on the "stage". It's a guy off the stage making fun of the comedians on the stage.
I once had to do CPR on a man after he OD'd on heroin while his wife and children were in the next room hysterical and I'd rather relive that on repeat than see that set again.
May god bless you bro
@@idontcare7258 username checks out
Hero!
This needs more likes
@@x-itsamystery-x1132 pfp checks out
I know being a comedian isn't the easiest thing in the world, but he didn't even try.
Try? He didn't even think.
@@lordkaijux5262 Think? i don't think he even has the braincells required to produce a thought
@@senata.s3034 Braincells? He doesn't deserve to have those.
@@TsunaXZ well… you tried I guess
@@TsunaXZ Deserve? He doesn't even serve F's.
The fact the crowd only laughs when other people in the crowd make fun of him is hilarious to me, istg
Nice pfp
Sexy pfp
Are you swearing to god himself? Also nice pfp
What@@Mr_Valentin.
Nah bro I’ve seen Joker enough times to know how this ends
Joker is such a good movie
Damnit you said it before me D:
@@イズミちゃん-h7t no
They should invite him onto the official podcast
Oh hey, it's Carthu! Love the videos man
Imagine being the comic who goes on after him. You wouldn’t even need to have any material.
The bar probably closed down out of shame for letting the guy go for so long😂
Was literally thinking the next person up was prolly like "Wow, after that I could say anything and y'all would probably laugh."
Maybe he was covering up for his friend who was going after him to make him more confident.
"Don't worry man, i'm gonna do such a shitty stand up the public will cry for you to come on the scene to replace me no matter what awfull jokes you tell them"
lmaooo “so, how bout that last dude :D”
I would switch my whole routine to just shitting on this guy and it'd go down a storm.
The cameraman was smart to just shout "Good closure!" and pretty much force him to stop performing. Quick thinking saved the whole audience a lot more time.
“Closer”
@@jarnold1789
Yeah, I don’t think this man will ever have closure
The Cameraman should honestly be the one up on stage
@@pineapple7024will any of us?
Amy schumers long lost brother
I started cracking up when the dude called the guy fat at the beginning and the camera man was just like “hey :(“
Poor guy, what did he ever do to you
@@BLANKONTOPthat’s crazy
Quest completed: Distract the crowd while your ally sneaks through the back.
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Sadly he rolled a natural 1 on the charisma check
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I wish that was the case haha
@@luketzen damn 21k?
He's like a child who just found out about curse words and wants to act cool and edgy
he's literally how every gen z boy acts
True
@@Awzuki pain
but warranted
This is even worse than women stand up.
this literally sounds like when the nerd edgy kid tries to stand up to the group of popular guys and then they just tear him to shreds
This man is living proof that swearing doesn’t = funny
Depends on stage presence, tone, word choice and delivery. Maybe it could be funny
@@macshaneeee it can be, but he had none of that to back him up. Just constant swearing along side insults - I mean “jokes”- which is what they meant I’m sure.
Insults are sometimes funny but that depends on the delivery of it and this man was not even trying to be funny he was just being a asshole.
*!=
swearing is supposed to enhance jokes, not be the center of it
"Who build the skyscrapers in this building?" is an all time classic
Feminism destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC
This is the definition of “Task failed successfully”. Dude was trying to be funny but he was literally laughed at for being rude
His jokes were straight out of some subreddit comment section
@@gublaman lol "jokes"
@@gublaman LMAO
I feel like Charlie’s cut-ins from the video, are like when you get to a safe space/checkpoint in a horror game
LOL
Or when you scroll down to the comments during an extremely horrific part of a video and only scroll back up when you assume it's safe.
Brief reprieves from the awesome awkwardness of a humorless man
LMAO!!! Literally left4dead saferooms. This comment SENT me!! Hilarious analogy!
That same moment of reprieve when you get to a safe room in a Resident Evil game
This man feels like the embodiment of
"Yeah, I like dark humor."
_racial slur_
Fr and it can also be like"I love dark humor" *racist remarks and just f*cking making fun of tragedies*
@@Estelle-f6s "Fonzie there isn't a joke here... You're just bringing up a national tragedy."
@@exittierone “I guess you could say this joke will… crash and burn!”
I feel like I can almost relate in a bad way and I'm already rethinking my life
@@Estelle-f6s I mean making fun of dark things would be dark humor would it not?
I actually feel sorry for the guy. Imagine waking up the next morning and remembering that actually happened, but then comforting yourself with “at least only a dozen people saw it”.
Yeah, until he looks outside the window, seeing tons of ppl with melee weapons knocking on his door
Haha 🤣
Imagine he was blacked out and he didn't know what happened until he got texts from his friends and sees this video.
“Who build skyscrapers in this building” His genius is unrivaled. He is really making his point across.
LMAO
it was his only funny line
And WHY do they do it? To get layed.
then comes at the other guy for saying "do good" instead of "do well"
lmao
Part of me really wants a “worst comedy” playlist, but that seems like an exercise in masochism.
Just find an Amy Schumer standup playlist, same difference really.
@@snowlockholmes6751 Is there one where she doesn't pay the audience to laugh at her 50 vagina jokes?
@@ArbiterofMankind Yeah, it’s the one where she pays the audience to pretend they haven’t heard all of her jokes she took from other comedians
Right? For some reason I’ve always loved watching wannabe comics just bomb onstage, but I’ve always wondered why 😂
So is this top down state of decay?
I love how every worst comedian has to resort into throwing swears and insults to the audience
like kramer at the laugh factory...
@Angelina L 👇💋 have you ever played the hit game, Among Us?
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@@godlywalrus2694 bet she hasn't 😏
@@luketzen too bad RUclips removed dislikes because your video probably has thousands of dislikes and one like
This physically hurt me. I'm literally convinced that this video is a form of self harm. Everything hurts
I feel dizzy and nauseous
Not a single joke was said. He’s literally just starting fights with people.
The amount of likes this one has.😈
I mean, there was at least one joke. It just wasn't very good...
@@punkfluff3395 where is the “one joke” which you’re referring too, please can you hit me with the time stamp?
@@ethanob2167 It's at 5:40.
Alcohol makes you do stupid shit
“Who built the skyscrapers in this building?”
Nailed it.
read my mind😭
Damn right 😎
Who built the roads in the skyscrapers?
I wasn't even able to register that part because I was in so much pain listening to this guy, so I want to thank you for writing this, literally fell off my bed laughing
Lol, then has the audacity to lecture the audience about grammar.
The dude insulted himself almost as equally as he insulted his audience. Truly glorious.
The craziest part is he thought he was killing 😂
@@AB-nk5wv he just ended up shooting himself, although even if he hadn’t I’m pretty sure people would find him pathetic
this comment has a pretty significant like to reply ratio. interesting.
@@nobodyknew if you’re implying that I used a bot to like my comment, I assure you I didn’t. I taught the fleshpiles in my basement to like my comments for me. In all seriousness, I’m too dumb and too uncaring to deal with likes, dislikes, or subscriber count.
@@Wyonite nope, not intentionally. Just mirin.
What impresses me is how well the crowd deals with this guy. Especially the camera man, dude was just having fun and even trying to support him, and he still went in on him for no absolute reason 💀
"Don't stop the set, you're doing good" killed me, props to that dude
Nice pfp
I want him on stage.
The crowd got more laughs by the crowd itself than the guy telling the jokes
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why is there only bots 😭😭😭
thats what you call good crowd work
This chucklehead encouraged a bunch of comradery among the audience god bless
Not even cardiac arrest can kill speedeagon
he should’ve left the second a crowd member got more laughs
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these bots are so annoying
He’s the type of guy to say he likes like dark humour than say 82 racial slurs
he was drinking his sorrows away over his wife leaving him, then tried to bring everyone else down with him
Fr tho?
@junko I have seen that movie! Saving Private S*X
Oh man you should watch the whole clip. Charlie left out the biggest moment. I'm not gonna spoil it but let's just say it involves a "your momma" joke followed by a violent reaction by the "comedian".
@junko shut up
imagine believing him when he said he had a wife lmao
I love how when the audience is laughing at their own jokes, it goes dead silent the exact second he says something. Unbelievable
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They don't want him to mistake it as them laughing at his jokes.
Because his jokes weren't jokes he was just insulting people there was nothing witty or funny about it
@@blackwingdragonmasta teenagers into “dark humor”:
WHAT???? That’s so funny wdym?
he cussed and degraded people. his humor was simply too great for us to comprehend
Nice pfp
“$&#^*” may be a good way to describe your irony
Literally me
lol
@@khameriengibson1975 Notifications Do Not Lie
Once he said "were only at the halfway point" my heart couldn't take it anymore. I guess I'll never know what happened in the second half 💀
The dead silence after the golf ball "joke" gave me secondhand embarrassment.
That was legitimately the most brutal thing I've ever witnessed
@@dualtahunter4043 💯
Whennnmm
The silence was loud
The cringe concentration was intense.
This isn’t a stand up routine. This is just a guy venting to a live audience instead of his therapist
thats exactly whats happening
Nailed it, friend
@RUclips is highkey garbage really makes you wonder, what is less expensive:
Getting good therapy sessions in America with your privatized health insurance, because you sure as hell ain't paying out of pocket. And even with your insurance, it still isn't cheap.
Or
B: a lifetime of embarrassment, humiliation, deep deep psychological torment, existential sense of dread, etc
This worked for Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison. They could have even made a few of these jokes work "when you say I do she says I don't". Difference is charisma (Rod) and relatability (Sam).
Rule number one of totally amazing comedy: If you have a potential joke, make sure to add 20 swear words to it. It automatically makes it 100 times funnier and definitely doesn’t make it feel forced
Only a potential joke. You gotta start to say something funny and then ruin it by yelling at the audience. That's comedy right there
@junko Yo thanks for the new Iphone 17, don’t know how you know my location to ship it but whatever
Basically what Seth Rogen was thinking when he made Sausage Party and Santa Inc.
Lol, your pfp is perfect for thia comment.
Best pfp
Today I learned that I actually can get second hand embarrassment for someone through a cell phone.
I think this guy is just living out his extreme humiliation fetish.
the man delusinally believe that he's funny
I hope you're right Matt
getting knifed in black ops 2 gun game
good for him.
I sure hope that is what he's doing because my pastor has better jokes than this
His comedy routine is actually the art of setting himself up to get roasted. Its genius it saves alot of time to actually have to write your own jokes and let the crowd do it for you. The crowd is oblivious what a legend.
🤣🤣
So you liked his routine?
5d galaxy comedy brain
Big brain 🧠
He was pulling the string all along
a prime example on how "edgy humour" isnt automatically funny just because its offensive
NoOoOoo YoUrE jjuSSt ofFeNdED HaHaHa
haha I said the funny N-word....
Now suffer
he was acting like a 13 year old whos parents are gone for the weekend and so you start saying random curse words because you can
yes it is. seethe
@@zSion L + ratio + nerd + called your mom + 3$ haircut + another ratio + broke + no friends + another L + ratio
This guy played "Comedy Night" drunk one night and heard one person laugh. Took it as a sign to go pro.
I was expecting a “what’s the deal with airline food” type awkwardness. This guy managed to get two jokes out while the remainder of his time was spent staggering through arguments with the audience with “fucking” being the only adjective in his vocabulary.
amazing profile picture btw
I know it’s like his idea of a joke is just vulgarly insulting someone 💀💀 dude musta been bullied so bad to end up like this lol.
@@sabbathpriest3755 nah he just spend too much on the internet. If he got bullied he wont even have the audacity to stand up there
Hey! Hey guys! Airplane food, amirite?
Magnets? How do those work?
This isn’t stand-up comedy. This is someone having a complete breakdown and trying to fight everyone.
As someone having a breakdown, I do not condone this Neanderthal
Yeah, that’s pretty much every comedy club open mic
its sit down comedy
Stand-up tragedy
@@pineapple7024 stand up fight club
Here is my theory: The man isn't even a comedian. An actual comedian cancelled. They were sick or whatever. The manager just tossed some drunk dude a pitcher of beer to go make an ass of himself.
I mean... That's how I started doing stand up, and I was far drunker than this guy. But it actually went relatively well. Well, relative to this.
@@stevem.o.1185 I just watched some of your stuff, and its actually pretty good keep up the work!
That's gotta be it
@@th3thatguy631 based on your review, may be I'll have a look at it too
He clearly said its open mic
It’s so embarrassing to see someone that thinks insulting and hurting people for absolutely no reason is considered comedy
The purest my dear
i love how when the girl walked in the immediately insulted her, and when she got offended he was just like "lady this is a comedy show!"
"Relax bro, it's just a joke!"
Well a girl
huMAN*
@@miufke_
You sound funny 😐
@@giantpinkcat you have cis girl specified in your about page lmao
The crowd guy yelling "Don't ruin the set, you're doing good!" was funnier than any joke the comic had.
Hell yeah..I thought so too.
“Comic”
This isn't a routine, this guy spent years speaking and thinking like this prior to this moment, making these jokes legitimately believing he was funny because people who felt sorry for him chuckled in pity and he still somehow recieved dopamine
Yea. Agree 100%. This is some highlevel "with the Bros" word vomit after some beers that formed over years.
You’re so right
I don’t even think it’s a pity thing. Like there are some “jokes” which are funny to you and your friends but are hardly worth basing stand up material around. Like there’s a difference between being funny to your friends and stand up funny😂
@@BigPurp9 oh yeah, just friendly banter 😂
Yeah like if I'm trying to banter with a crowd of strangers like my buddies do at IHOP at 2 in the morning, I'm just gonna look like a psychopath.
11:00 someone give this man a medal. You can hear the 7 person crowd laugh harder than the "comic" has ever heard.
This shouldn't even be considered a stand-up comedy routine. This is just verbal diarrhea in a comedy club.
The fact the crowd heckling him got more responses says a lot tbh
Dude, it was Comedy Night in real life. Wow!
It felt like I was in a angry Xbox party. 😂
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Well it was an attempt at comedy
I’ve seen this before. It makes me want to disappear. This video is so embarrassing that my body enters fight or flight when I see it.
Not gonna lie...I literally put my head in my shirt while listening to this trainwreck
Do you have the link to the original vid?
I cant watch stuff like this. I just skip the standup stuff
I felt like my body was on the verge of exploding into little chunks, painting my walls with my insides
I remember you from back in the day lmaooo
As someone in a wheelchair, I would have to argue that I would actually deliver the worst stand-up comedy ever
Somehow he's still worse
Well, you're already better at making people laugh.
Better than him
@@Bo-dw3eh holy shit spamton
Username checks out
The best part is the crowd is laughing at each others jokes more than they are his 😂
This guy never has been punched really good in the mouth. You can tell when someone has never experienced real violence and thinks they're superior
I believe there are mainly two types of people in this world and you can easily tell them apart and those are people who have gotten their shit rocked and people who haven’t. I guarantee you if that guy knew what it was like to get his ass knocked out he wouldn’t be up there talking all that nonsense lol. He acts all tough and like he’d fight you at any moment but I guarantee you he would have to try not to cry after one good sucker punch and pull the whole “cmon man we don’t gotta do this..” and try and back outta the fight.
I have the remedy.
@@deijix guaranteed. He'd get his shit rocked and get dragged away by a bouncer while saying "RENT-FREE, BRO, RENT-FREE"
My Momma taught me that lesson fast, ouch.
@@deijix Let me add one more; people who haven't got their shit rocked but watched other people get it and decided to be smart enough to keep their mouth shut.
Dude this was literally painful. Even slammed, fully lowered inhibitions how could you remain on stage after any of that shit.
I wanted to rip my eardrums out after hearing even the first joke
That's the power of being smashed on hard liquors lol his brain could not process social awkwardness so he just kept going
@@evilwhitz90 Like charlie said, boos are NOT to blame here. Dude needs jail time and a stiff kicking.
This man is clearly on a higher plane of comedy that we mere mortals simply can't comprehend.
its the only explanation
our brains haven’t evolved to that level
@@elizabeth-gt8rv SHUT UP
The world just doesnt uderstand his geniuses
can't believe youtube removed the dislike button when no one was complaining about it but somehow can't remove these bots spamming in the comments even though everyone is complaining about it.
"Who hurt this man?"
"this is a comedy show-" "it WAS" 💀
This guy's like a comedy desiccant. I could hear the best joke on Earth from someone right before his act, but within the first 10 seconds of his act I'd feel like the concept of humor is dead.
@Leonardo Santuario why do u want bane to squirt?
@@proffesionalweredog7426 Maybe a really specific fetish? That's my only guess.
@Leonardo Santuario damn u called him squirt i bet they feel so inferior to you right now I bet u can’t even imagine how inferior they feel squirt omg that cuts deep what a savage bro u annihilated them slam dunk brother !!!!
@Leonardo Santuario you’re not my buddy, pal
@Leonardo Santuario animal crossing reference?????
this guy is onto something, i might be down to get f'd by a grasshopper
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Berd what the fuck are you saying
I'll be the grass to ur hopper
This gonna be the next video you release?
Found the furry
This man's humor is too advanced for human comprehension
I can’t comprehend how he thought any of this was funny enough for quite literally anybody
If you pretend you're funny that doesn't mean you are
Imagine being the last woman that dated this dude, and then you see this video, and then you know you dodged a bullet.
Nah, they dodged a nuclear missile
What about the numerous women who have had unprotected sex with him at every single bar he’s been to?
That’s assuming a woman would ever date this guy in the first place
Ngl it makes me disappointed in women they date a dude like this 🤣🤣
@@sabbathpriest3755 Well tbf, most of those guys (or people in general) tend to hide those negative sides of themselves at the start of the relationship, and the other party may not notice until they initiate a more serious relationship and/or they start getting to know more about that person.
Charlie apologized for chiming in when those were honestly the only times I couldn't feel myself aging rapidly.
I'm so bad with secondhand embarrassment, the moments he cuts in are the only parts I actually watch lol.
this is the most painful crit1kal video i've had to watch LMAO this "comedian" is dangerous bro
@@terryqokov6999 SAMEEE i actually couldnt watch his segments
@@Elijah42069 so glad I’m not the only one, maybe its the constant swearing it’s like way more cringey idk lol
Am i the only one who has some sick enjoyment like Charlie watching people enbarass themselves lmao
“Yeah man, I got a dark sense of humor!” **Misogyny**
I swear people don’t understand what it means people just use it as a excuse
Well women are a joke
With some homophobic whipped cream.
@@ink_prince And a transphobic cherry on top
@@ink_prince nobody is scared of gay people
3:19
The cameraman's little "heeey" was funny as hell
“It’s a comedy show here-“
“It WAS...”
Omg the crowd is the only bearable part of this entire thing.
Edit: “yeah supporting REAL comedians, I didn’t know you were gonna be here.”
WEEEEEE ROASTED!
Fucking Demolished
So clean
"He's had a couple of booze" is a hell of a double entendre, especially considering how intoxicated I'd have to get to remotely enjoy this "comedy"
when you’re already that toxic it doesn’t take much more to really push ur limits
You'd have to bring yourself to have alcohol poisoning. Maybe then it would make a comedic news headline for future generations.
@@willreleasecrazyvideoat1004 ngl seeing him bust his head open on the stage would have been 10x more entertaining than everything coming from his mouth.
@@psilovecybin5940 I'd just call that karma.
So basically getting so drunk you pass out and then laugh at a funny dream you're having?
He started doing a bit about marriage, immediately stopped doing the bit and continued to humorlessly rant about his ex-wife and women in general. Incredible!
when he said it was gonna feel long, I didn't know it would be this long...
I actually learned in my public speaking class in college that making an enemy out of a person or group can actually be an effective speaking tactic. The idea is to create an "us or them" mentality within the audience. Supposedly defining a "them" group builds comradery with the people in the "us" group. However I have never seen someone fail so spectacularly at this technique, and literally in the dumbest and most offensive way possible. The only funny thing about this guy is how bad he is.
When I was in middle school my english teacher had us do impromptu public speaking on random topics to try to help us get more comfortable with it for the future. Even at 13 years old and completely off the top of my head with about 10 seconds to prepare I managed to make my class laugh even though I was a bit awkward and quiet during school while this grown man couldnt help but yell at the entire crowd lol, what a moron.
I would imagine it would be more effective in larger crowds, no?
@@jacobr2022 it works in any audience where you can get people to identify with the "us" group, but yeah it would help if the "us" is group much larger than the "them" group
the best way to do it would be against annoying, intrusive or aggressive hecklers that are speaking total bullshit. if it's just random audience members, that's just not fun and people will think the person doing it is a massive dick.
Where this guy went wrong with that strategy was that he forgot that the "them" isn't supposed to be the audience
“Here’s a guy who thinks if you just keep throwing in swear words it’ll somehow make you funny” -Murray Franklin
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people throw around cuss words thinking it’s funny but it’s just super cringey and so out of place
@@ghastlycandle I have that pet peeve as well, but my guess is habit or lack of vocab so everything is fucking fuck this and that
@@WisteriaBerlitz I knew a girl who did that all the time. I was playing a game on my phone during lunch and I’m talking to one of my friends and we’re laughing then out of nowhere - I guess the girl was trying to join in or something - she goes “what the fuck are you doing bitch” but she said it in a voice that was meant to be funny but it really annoyed me
@@ghastlycandle oof
You can swear and make it fit, it won't work if you do it just to check a box. It only really fits if it's for emphasis/ effect on how something made you/a person feel. Really good usage of it can make people not even notice yet convay a message. Bill burr is one that comes to mind that is good at using it for emphasis.
It's taken me a few attempts to get through this video because the second hand embarrassment is that intense.
Even worse than the guy who just insulted the audience and was bragging about his workout routine? That’s really saying something.
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@YeaMan Nobody
FUCKING
CAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Okay, why do I see you everywhere, ever since I saw a comment on a vid for the 2020 Montreal-Philadelphia playoffs, I non-stop see you comment on every random video
Please do not plague this good content with number 25😂 let’s not speak the name, not hear.
@@justinh2150 I try to leave comments on a lot of the videos that I watch. Like Philly sports highlights, Moist, Fantano, Cold Ones, iDubbbz, and just funny videos that show up in my recommended.
this guy is totally that one guy on call of duty voice chat who thinks that rape jokes and sexism jokes are the best thing ever and just won't stop making them while his baby keeps crying in the background while his mom vaccums
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
@@shrodingerkat3296 what :(
@@sssmasher it's a joke to sorta make a point
@@shrodingerkat3296 i know i know, those cod lobbyes were wild
@@sssmasher MW2 my dude. The good old days. Here's another. What do you call a morbidly obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic
This man only had to make 5 people laugh and managed to make all of them hate him.
I think his plan was really starting a fight to sue someone, but he is so insecure as soon the table where turn his eye start watering.
This went from a comedy club to a roast battle
This guy broke the most obvious, common-sense rule of comedy: your audience is supposed to leave feeling happy and in a good mood. Even when a comedian engages in banter with the audience, it's done in a jovial way with a twinkle in their eye.
Just search for a Frankie Boyle audience roast on RUclips to see how it should be done. He can say some offensive things, but you can detect that schoolboy mischievousness which means you don't feel attacked.
This guy just comes across as an angry, bitter incel.
Bro really forgot that comedy was meant to be fun
Bingo
Don Rickles was one of the funniest comedians ever, and his entire shtick was roasting people in the audience. He always ended each of his shows with a genuinely nice message so everyone knew he was just messing around
Bill burr philly rant, he wins them over
Mans forgot the twinkle in his eye 💀
I feel like whenever a comedian resorts to tasteless sex jokes, insulting random people he knows, or doing the whole “women are dumb, amirite boys?” comedy trope, they’re automatically shit.
And also prove themselves to be cowards
that's not just you "feeling like", that's common sense
no feeling, pretty sure thats an objective fact
Amy Schumer
He wasn’t even trying to joke about women, he actually just started ranting. Dude is just having a therapy session about his wife leaving him.
His "friends" prolly knew He needed this life lesson and left him up there to learn it.
100% this
I bet they were fed up with him
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this sounds like something me and my friends would do to each other T_T
They were more than likely just tired of the guy's shit and based on the "performance" I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually the right answer.
The "good one" at 4:16 kills me
This is what almost every guy who says he has dark/edgy humor actually sounds like.
That’s not true at all. You must know a lot of humorless people though.
@cats Women 🤡☕
@cats Also I'm pretty sure that just sh*tting on women is a bit too dirty for most dudes🤡
@@user-ze6yk4sd5g Tf
@@user-ze6yk4sd5g bro we didnt need ur username we could already tell ur the biggest L
I know that comedians start off pretty rough, but I don't think you could ever recover from this set. RIP any future in comedy.
*Rip any future
As if he had any future to begin with? lmao
men made the penal system to get laid? wtf is this dude on
A large quantity of booze
300 Chinese fingertraps
I like how 2 of the 3 things he mentioned that men are responsible for objectively suck: roads and the penal system. Hahah
I thought that was his best joke.
Gotta think back to medieval times lol
For anyone who has never been to an open mic night - there is NOTHING more uncomfortable and more painful than watching an amateur comic bomb
This guy uses “no offense” the way frat dudes use “no homo”
Underrated comment
Ong
@@Emberry lol no he doesn’t. You just don’t want to face the reality that guys who are attractive and socially successful in college are likely to still be attractive and successful in the real world today. Classic nerd syndrome. This guy looks more like he didn’t go to college or spent it with some weird edgy gamers which is similar to parts of this subscriber base.
@@laptv2144 Go back to andrew tate, I don't think this channel is for you.
@@laptv2144 ok middle age frat boy
Fun fact: Joaquin Pheonix took this mans "stand up routine" as an Inspiration for the Joker.
Just IMAGINE if mister joker had a heckler in his set in that scene🥴🥴🥴
Honest to god I can't tell if you're joking or not 😂
So his comedy bit is just “women suck” and his way of retorting to hecklers is just calling them gay?
Who the hell encouraged this guy to do standup?
A gay woman
They’re not even original jokes. I’ve heard them all before, but done better.
It was ironic that he was saying that considering that any woman with him definitely wouldn't.
Spoken like a real 12 year old, since it seems he never matured past that age 🤣
Beer
The beautiful thing about comedy is that not everyone can do it. There are people who are funny and people who laugh, this guy is a prime example of someone who should just laugh at other people’s jokes and get off stage.
Obunga
Florida man insults crowd for 7 minutes while he thinks he's funny:
As a representative of the Florida men, we are ashamed to be compared to him. We will arrive at your house riding a crocodile while slamming down yetis like Saxton Hale.
Florida man tries stand up comedy