Milton Jones' GREATEST One-Liners | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation | Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @kathleensoule2024
    @kathleensoule2024 Месяц назад +42

    Milton is one of the funniest people on this earth. I have literally laughed so much I got stomach cramps. Thanks ♥️

    • @charanjitsidhu4733
      @charanjitsidhu4733 26 дней назад

      @kathleensoule2024 • 💯 % Agree.

    • @pud2.trade6
      @pud2.trade6 День назад

      He is on his new tour sans Mock the week. It is so funny, and his new material is equal to all his past shows.

  • @competitionglen
    @competitionglen Месяц назад +23

    Milton and his grandfather jokes never get ol. Brilliant 😊

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater Месяц назад +27

    "How's your lucky pencil case, NOW?" and "Welcome to the bakery!" are some of the best punchlines. 🤣🤣

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 Месяц назад +16

    Seeing Milton always makes me think that there's probably a lab somewhere missing its slightly eccentric professor of mathematics.😊

  • @MrPsyJak
    @MrPsyJak Месяц назад +15

    He may do one-liners for stand-up, he may not use current events, but he makes people laugh, including his fellow comedians. Also, anyone who can pull a good pratfall in this day & age has my respect.

  • @pixelfrenzy
    @pixelfrenzy Месяц назад +17

    I've seen almost all of these posted multiple times but they all still make me laugh out loud!

  • @obtuse1291
    @obtuse1291 26 дней назад +3

    His supply of jokes is endless.. 😂

  • @SerendipityChild
    @SerendipityChild 23 дня назад +2

    He's so wholesome in his comedy. Really appreciate it, for when i don't feel like rude stuff.

  • @HousecoatHero
    @HousecoatHero Месяц назад +13

    God i miss this show

  • @aeloswindrunner
    @aeloswindrunner Месяц назад +5

    I love all his "thanks, that doesn't usually work" bits xD

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 Месяц назад +8

    "...and that's why everyone calls him Loopy. My botanist grandfather died trying to create a radioactive giant sequoia, turns out he'd misunderstood the meaning of 'nuclear power plant'. My other grandfather invented time travel, but only went back to the beginning of this joke..."

  • @_PJW_
    @_PJW_ Месяц назад +8

    Milton is the weird uncle everybody loves, and all parents dread.

  • @lich2560
    @lich2560 27 дней назад +3

    He just makes yer blooming day ….

  • @keithheydenrych
    @keithheydenrych 10 дней назад

    His Beatrice joke is still the best Milton line ever.

  • @MrZee48
    @MrZee48 Месяц назад +5

    Brilliant

  • @JoelDavies-bi5mp
    @JoelDavies-bi5mp 27 дней назад +3

    I like all of his colourful shirts.

  • @tonycharlton4296
    @tonycharlton4296 22 дня назад

    Just this evening seen him live in Taunton, Somerset. Utterly silly jokes but I still laughed.

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 Месяц назад +22

    Beatrice

    • @NeungView
      @NeungView Месяц назад

      What's your IQ?

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley Месяц назад +7

      @NeungView you didn't understand the reference to one of Milton's better jokes which somehow wasn't in this compilation.

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 Месяц назад +2

      @@NeungView Probably a lot higher than yours, but what does my IQ have to do with this video?

  • @malcolmjohnston7873
    @malcolmjohnston7873 Месяц назад +4

    Go to one of his live shows………brilliant!

  • @WithTwoFlakes
    @WithTwoFlakes Месяц назад +2

    " It turns out they're all Somali... " I'd forgotten that one. Still funny. Shame it ended, but I'm sure it'll still be on Dave for years to come. Milton is one of a kind. Was lucky enough to see him at the Edinburgh Fringe earlier in 2024.

  • @SpartacusSPQ
    @SpartacusSPQ Месяц назад +7

    You can’t beat Milton… Sorry, I meant Rice.

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Месяц назад +2

    this segment looks reposted, but i can watch it 10 times more nevertheless. I don't mind.

  • @mikesmith2905
    @mikesmith2905 25 дней назад

    I do miss this show

  • @robertmcdonald8342
    @robertmcdonald8342 Месяц назад +2

    All i can think of is wĥenva british person says "cheerio" when they they leave.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Месяц назад +8

    "from nearly every episode he's featured in"
    why not just add the rest?

  • @cjward_24
    @cjward_24 Месяц назад +1

    35:22 LOLLLLLLLLL

  • @OliverRW1994
    @OliverRW1994 Месяц назад +2

    You missed out Abba's greatest hits 😂

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Месяц назад +4

    Can someone please explain the "Jean" joke at 1:34? I'm American, so I apologize about being dumb up front.

    • @Lyo_syrup
      @Lyo_syrup Месяц назад +40

      I think it's a joke about how in high-end nightclubs you're generally not allowed to go in if you're wearing jeans, so the punchline is expected to be 'we don't allow Jeans', but he subverts it by using trainers instead (another thing you're not supposed to wear to nice clubs). I could be wrong, but that's what I took from it :)

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 Месяц назад +3

      Miltons jokes don't work when they are explained 😄

    • @guysmith9264
      @guysmith9264 Месяц назад +3

      Sorry (implying won't let her in with Jeans), then "wearing trainers", subverting expectations for a bonus laugh.

    • @waynebasford9957
      @waynebasford9957 24 дня назад +1

      You can’t were jeans in a night club

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints 18 дней назад

      A lot of nighclubs in the UK don't let you in if you're wearing jeans.

  • @SimonLiddo
    @SimonLiddo Месяц назад +4

    Brilliant comedian, shame about the endless forced ads on this video

  • @robbaskerville253
    @robbaskerville253 Месяц назад +1

    Can someone please explain "My Uncle was a security guard at the O2 arena". Im not British and not familiar with this arena.

    • @gchecosse
      @gchecosse Месяц назад +2

      A reference to another joke in the episode

    • @robbaskerville253
      @robbaskerville253 Месяц назад +1

      @gchecosse oh, ok then. Thanks.

  • @breadandcircus-o2y
    @breadandcircus-o2y 19 дней назад

    Is this extemporaneous, or is it scripted? If the former, he's brilliant.

  • @mse326
    @mse326 Месяц назад +1

    I've never understood the cheerios joke. What makes that more poignant?

    • @v1e1r1g1e1
      @v1e1r1g1e1 Месяц назад +5

      Maybe ''ironic'' would have been better, but 'poignant' works, too. The joke is that the British have an alternative expression for ''goodbye'', which is ''Cheerio''. The play on words occurs as Cheerios are brand of breakfast cereal.

    • @garyjones8387
      @garyjones8387 Месяц назад +3

      ‘Cheerio’ is a way to say bye

    • @jeremyhowell8235
      @jeremyhowell8235 Месяц назад +1

      Cheerio means goodbye in British English

  • @eilsmile8732
    @eilsmile8732 Месяц назад +32

    He’s a Christian and so that’s why he doesn’t swear…… nice change with no F words etc

    • @malcolmjohnston7873
      @malcolmjohnston7873 Месяц назад +9

      On this programme the rest of the comedians are laughing so much at Milton, I understand they had to cut around 15 minutes from each programme just so they could recover.

    • @lmtetreau
      @lmtetreau 26 дней назад +7

      Im not sure you can say that's the reason he doesn't swear ... a lot of non Christians don't swear either. Plus, you don't know what he does in his personal life, just what he does on TV

    • @malcolmjohnston7873
      @malcolmjohnston7873 22 дня назад +3

      @@lmtetreau It is one of the reasons he does not swear, he may give others. I have also watched interviews with him over several decades, and no sign whatsoever of such. He also used to act with my favourite York based Christian Drama Group, so definitely a positive indication of such.

    • @zorot3876
      @zorot3876 22 дня назад +3

      And unlike a lot of foul mouthed 'comics' he is actually funny.

  • @almilhouse9059
    @almilhouse9059 Месяц назад +4

    Such a pity this show ended, once it went down the wokery road i knew it was coming to an end.....
    Miss it though

    • @TheDanEdwards
      @TheDanEdwards Месяц назад +11

      "once it went down the wokery road "

    • @v1e1r1g1e1
      @v1e1r1g1e1 Месяц назад +3

      @@TheDanEdwards Oh. You enjoy Wokery, then? You know, accusing someone of whining is very mean. It hurts their feelings. Maybe you need some counselling on developing your emotional intelligence? Perhaps we need to talk to HR?

    • @SpartacusSPQ
      @SpartacusSPQ Месяц назад +1

      Please define woke. Then realize it means supporting equal human rights to everyone. Then ask yourself what sort of people oppose that. Then ask why those people Lied to you and betrayed you, trying to turn defending human rights into a slur.

    • @Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3
      @Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3 Месяц назад

      Oh. You want to stay on the right wing fake christian road.

  • @StorytellerDan
    @StorytellerDan 24 дня назад

    God, I miss this show 😅

  • @77nahnah
    @77nahnah Месяц назад

    He’s so unfunny so this should be a short video