YTP: Star Wars: The Rise of Rey Palpatine
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2020
- Rey Palps discovers her true nature.
#StarWars #RiseofSkywalker #YTP
Certain scenes in this video are used from the following movies:
What If (2013)
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Marriage Story (2019) 
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Level 1 : Force push
Level 2 : Force Lightning
Level 3 : Disco Lightning
9:40
Level 4 : *Force Rob*
*USE IT TO ROB OTHERS. DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOPLIFT AND YOU FAIL? THEN "USE THE FORCE" ROB TO STEAL FROM YOUR TARGETS.*
Forced plot armor
The Dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Level 5: Grease Lightning
Han trolling his son was hilarious...
LOL
“You fucked up!”
I can't find the *funnies*
What's even worse is...it's better written!
1:42 - 2:40
That scene where lando ditches poe is absolutely gold
I saw this comment before I watched it and now I’m just waiting and waiting for that part
How it should have ended
Lando: So we brought this fleet of peasant and trade ships to help out...
*Sees the huge fleet of star destroyers*
Lando: Guess I'm gonna go home
Hahahah
Yes
Hahahahaha!
*So lemme get this straight:*
Palpatine never really came back from the dead, he escaped the Death Star with a broken hip after hitting the ledge hence why he's hooked up to the machine. 30 years later, all he wants is to tell Rey the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise and release his lightning mixtape to the galaxy to enjoy.
The First Order doesn't take Kylo Ren seriously anymore and kick him out their club after he crashes his 6th ship that week. Realising his hatred for black people, he goes to join the KKK instead but he still can't seem to kill anything. Before the Final Order can kill him however, he has sex and nachos, 10 seconds later he ends up flying off a cliff and breaking his neck.
Rey is constantly reminded that she's a Palpatine and decides to embrace her Sith heritage. Kills Chewie, a number of Resistance fighters and her grandfather. The next day she goes to Tatooine and has an identity crisis that's she's still figuring out to this day.
Finn is still useless.
Lando's not getting paid enough in this film so he has to do his Colt 45 sponser. He's still a hit with the ladies and smashes a stormtrooper.
The force ghosts are constantly arguing with each other and can't seem to agree on Rey being their last hope. Jar Jar is also there.
*10/10*
What an explanation
This is the best thing I have ever read.
the kylo bit killed me
He smashes his daughter
This reminds me of the scene in the movie Role Models where that guy describes the band KISS as a bunch of Jews from New York who could sing and play guitar but they had to dress up as clowns 😭😭
I thought the new trilogy was a tragedy, but I realise it's a comedy
Goddamn it your comment has the high ground over mine
From a certain point of view.
@Ufff Oh, hello there!
Hello there
Its the prequels all over again
“She’s gone”
*Finn and everyone starts celebrating*
I died😂
thanks Jeff
11:17
I'm the 666th like
No one's ever really gone
Rey: *Calls upon the Jedi*
Yoda: Death is a natural part of life
LMAO
Yoda: Natural Part of life death is
*"I HATE CHEW (YOU)!"*
- Anakin to Rey
no.
9:55 "Be with me"
Almost the entirety of the classic star war cast: "No, I don't think I will"
Rey: Be with me.
Greivous: You fool.
"Rey Palpatine The Senate Garbage" is her new canon name
Makes more sense than what we got
sl1138utube excuse me but if your going to act like that and be rude then your garbage
Luke Skywalker Wow someone got triggered by an opinion! And they can’t spell! You’re garbage.
Andrew Purcell watch you’re mouth
True but please daisy Ridley is a person to.
"A jedi‘s weapon deserves more r e s p e c t!"
*throws it into fire*
This is gold, lmao. xD
That's how episode 8 likes is like
lmao
Lol
@@rangopistacho6928 likes is like
I see it like: I am the one that throws a lightsaber in the fire, it don't deserves you Garbage
Old woman: "Rey who?"
...: "Podracer!"
_Rey look over_
Young Anikan: "Yippee!"
Yippee.
“Now this is pod racing!”
Now this is podracing
I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick
More like podREYcer
Reys full name according to this edit:
Rey Palpatine The Senate Garbage
it IS accurate
The Senate is disney.
@@aerophine then why was he the one to announce it to her?
@@aerophine But she killed Palpatine and he possessed her after he died. Palpatine is the Senate, so now Rey is
@@aaronlandry3934 This is even worse than my fanfiction 😂😂😂
You can be a palpatine Rey but you cant be the senate
Reverse Card What? This is outrageous! It’s unfair! How can I be a Palpatine but can’t be the Senate?!
Gamaliel Vaca Solis take a seat,young rey because I AM THE SENATE
@@poorf.infantry7426 Not yet.
@Larry Capaja it’s treason, then.
AHHHHHHGHGHGGGGGAAAAAHHHH
@@failure4452 *Lego Yoda death sound
Rey:*calls out to all the jedi for help*
All the jedi:*insults her*
How embarrassing! Hmmmm hmm!!!
when you are the last standing in your team and nobody believes in you
Barnabee wouldn't you
"disa embarrasing" was the one that got me
Anakin: I HATE YOU!
10:00 yoda just summed up this whole trilogy
It really is. The plot is something out of a fan fiction
When a shitpost is better than 500M dollars worth of movies.
Ahaha maus, your 128mm schnapps are nothing compared to my kv-2's 152mm vodka bottles
NotACommunistPerson even his 200+ mm of frontal armor cannot compare to the Stalininium armor of the KV tanks.
I don’t think that the sequels are that bad though, excessive hate. I don’t see what’s the problem with the movies
@Ian_Choi 20261121 give the last jedi a break, how come everybody hates that scene with luke drinking the milk but not jar jar binks!!!!!
@Ian_Choi 20261121 I gotta be honest that was funny.
Video editing has many abilities some consider to be unnatural
Is it possible to learn this editing?
Eugen “YOU...FUCKED UP”
Grand Admiral Thrawn Not from a shitposter
@@verycutetaco lol
@S20☆ Urza "that black rider was looking for something, or someone"
www.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/characters/nm0597480
This was George’s true vision
George never wanted this
zombieslayer JLB noyes
zombie slayer it doesn’t matter because we drove him away
This video is the key!
Decade-Dead format, and I had a feeling there’d be a “this is how they envisioned it” comment within this comment section.
Old lady: “Rey who?”
Kylo: “Garbage.”
Rey: “... 👁👁”
11:17
@@unlimitediq1894 Lewd
@@unlimitediq1894 uhhhh
@@unlimitediq1894 your name describe your comment👏👏👏
@Knight Of Light Rey Star wars
9:36-9:38 was some of the cleanest editing I've ever seen
I died at that scene
@@msmeliss333 same
Palpatine: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Rey: Yes.
Palpatine:
Rey:
Palpatine: I thought not. Darth Plagueis...
"Are you going to kill me" had my gut bustin
It's like an NPC conversation.
You mean dearth tragedous
Was a Dark Lord of the Sith
@@RegnirLeneb In Oblivion
The characters are somehow more consistently written here than they were in the actual film.
The editor here did not have three Disney executive goons telling him three different things.
@@UK8864 I believe that movies will never be as good as they once were unless these executives and producers allow the writers and directors to have total control of the projects without breathing down their necks and Changing something on a whim because they don't like it or China disagrees with it, but that's just my opinion.
Joey K Be careful with that philosophy, though. The prequels have shown the darker side of that coin.
Balance is ultimately key to all endeavours.
@@purpleemerald5299 The thing is people remember the prequels. There are many memorable quotes and moments from the prequels but the same can't be said for this sequel trilogy.
@@purpleemerald5299 The sequels were better than the original trilogy. Just look at part three. So much feelings and everything good about a movie. Nothing like it in the OT.
Rey: “Be with me”
Everyone: “Rey”
Yoda: “how embarrassing”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anakin "I hate you!"
9:40 Would love a extended version of Palpi jamming
Best part of the whole video😂
“The senate”
Palpatine smiling to the side....
Bruh spot on 10/10 poop
Thats True hahaha
agree, best moment !!
Best part of the movie was when palpatine used tickle fingers to make a doomsday bass drop
I totally want a Sith ruled Empire now. What a party that would be
I never got a fatebringer.
@@Fitchy-ke3wz I have like 4 you want one of mine? Lmao
I'll never forget that moment, I nearly pissed my goddamn pants from the laughter lmaoo
What is the dupstep called
3:48 "there are too many of them"
what are we going to do ?
**ignites lightsaber**
@@anakinskywalker7323 yesu
@@anakinskywalker7323 dew it
10:28 my favorite part
The idea of Anakin screaming that at Rey like a child
He's mad because he's not the chosen one anymore.
@@steampunkastronaut7081 no.
He's mad because of her died his lineage
@@fersho450 ni99a was that english?
@@unlimitediq1894 english imperialist we speak english like we want
@@steampunkastronaut7081 neither is Rey Who.
During that moment when Rey was hearing all those force ghosts, I would've lost it if Ki-Adi-Mundi finished it off with "What about the droid attack on the wookies?"
YES!! it needed a load of spam from all the prequels all interrupting each other driving Rey mad
such as...
_Take a seat_ young skywalker
GENERAL KENOBI!!
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
There's one, set for stun!
*Hello there!*
Good our first catch of the day
I agree lmfao
It's a system we cannot afford to lose
“Are you an Angel?”
“I wish I could just wish away my feelings”
“Hold on, we’re smarter than this”
And then Yoda answers: Good relations with the wookies i have
11:56 The way Palpatine just smiles, then when realised he's being looked at he stops smiling
Another missed opportunity for Scatterbrain JJ.
And Rey has that disgusted look when she turns too.
Like daughter like (grand)father I guess
i laughed so hard at palpatine lol
Palpatine had the same face as Mr. Bubz
He looks terrified of her for some reason.
Terrified of that plot armor and strong female person.
2:28 later hears in the distance “A fine addition to my collection!”
More like 11:18
O god lol
*clank clank clank*
im the 66th like, Execute ORder 66
Till this day we still don't know what rey's last name is.
Garbage
Or Obama's
Maybe Biden
Rey Ben glasses
Sue.
7:21 *When you choose to say nothing in a Telltale game*
But the outcome is the same.
She will remember that.
yea
Lol
Kylo Ren: *throws lightsaber*
General grievous: "A fine addition to my collection" *followed by excessive coughing*
"A jedi's weapon deserves more respect"
*proceeds to hurl it in fire*
Grievous needs to abandon smoking
@@hyperion3145 "time to abandon smoking"
When Lando said “let’s find out” thats exactly where I thought it was going.
Old Woman: Rey Who?
Rey: Rey-*D SHADOW LEGENDS*
Hahaha palaptinr rey
Lol
9:52 I love that the voices start roasting Rey
How embarrassing, hmmmmmwehwah!!
Because she's a palpatine lol. Grandpa caused so much shit that granddaughter had to pay the price
FlippinFudgeYT lol
Why , you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking… nerfherder!
This Somehow feels Better then in the Movie
Rey: Be with me
Anakin: I HATE YOU
The scene where finn just leaves the resistance to die is just priceless 7:36
"Did you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise ?"
"Yes."
"I think not"
And what about the tragedy of Master Windu?
Im tragic too
@@obiwankenobi9392 anakin is more tragic
when han said '' hey kid '' i was expecting the '' you wanna buy some deathsticks? ''
Memory Han deals drugs
"How did you defeat an Empire with almost nothing?"
"We had better writing, and better charachter development, and a plan."
Poe: Ok, how how?
Lando: Well for starters we didn't use Resistance Bombers.
And plot armor
And ewoks
Something Disney doesn't have.
If not having Disney is nothing, I want nothing.
And some good ol *A l c o h o l*
Rey: "Master skywalker"
Luke: *Ignites saber*
Rey: "There are to many of them what are we going to do?!"
Luke: "Uh, you're going to die."
0:40 That was Adam Driver’s crying from the movie Marriage Story.
I was wondering how he got that 🤣
No joke, this handled Rey's character arc better than the actual movie did
Yes
Because you're a Palpatine.
@@ephidel285 Tell that to Kanjiclub.
@@giygas_9577 no, Kanjiclub wants his Kanjiclub.
@@_somestuff I never made a deal with Kanjiclub!
Wow the directors cut is SO much better!
Not sure if this is JJ's doing...seems more like a film genius was behind this version. :)
UK8864 r/whoooosh
No woosh here, the joke was an insult to the editor since JJ Abram is a joke
YeetusChungus86 Woosher gets wooshed
@@ghostant2941 Uno reverse card, since he was insulting JJ
2:48 Yes. This is exactly how this scene felt.
“Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”
“Yes...”
“I thought not.”
*Absolute gold.* 🤣
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
"Yes."
Me: Impossible, perhaps the archives were completed.
I get the reference but That's the opposite of that
@@denisenaylor1229 It's a spin on the joke.
"The nav signal is coming from that Command Ship, thats our drop zone."
"How do you know?"
*stares at her for seconds*
"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE USE THE FORCE?"
That's not how the force works!
That edit of him getting on an escape pod was amazing
Woman - Rey who?
Kylo - garbage
Rey- looks*
Kylo - shirt off and ready
11:17
My body is ready
"somehow Palpatine has returned"
Sums up the whole Disney SW fiasco. A good question for another wiki page.
The sniper scene was funny as hell.
11:17 nothing tops this.
@@unlimitediq1894 nah the sniping scene was the best but that comes in a close second
@@unlimitediq1894Wait, isn't it hinted that she is his daughter?
It really is tho, I was so confused at first on what the hell was coming up from the ground😂😂
Why I've more pleasure watching this than the actual movie?
People actually paid money to watch that? 🤣
The movie was awesome, you're all just salty.
Because you like salt
No, the movie wasn’t awesome. ‘Twas trash.
PlayfulMyth18 Eh, there’s a couple of things that don’t make sense and the weird writing kinda set me off.
I like how palpatines music stops as soon as Rey looks back at him
3:50 ok this was legendary
It is not YTP...
*You just made the whole movie better*
The Han ghost scene as it *should* have gone tho👌🏿💯
I agree. I like the movie but I agree with both of you
Lekt0r no Palpatine died still dog shit
Rxnys But Palpatine got a happy ending by turning into a force ghost.
yes
*10:01* The *’How embarrassing ahuel hehehemwahaha’* made me laugh so much.
Isnt that from episode 2
2:54 who else accidentally wanted to press the skip ad button lmao
11:17
UNLIMITED IQ son of a😂😂😂😂
My YT is in German😂
How do you *accedentally* want something?
Eli S. ja meins auch, war trotzdem zu blöd😂😂😂
11:14 FBI OPEN UP!
3:05 me trying to snipe in Star Wars Battlefront 2
So true
3:28 My toxic teammate who sees me miss all my snipes
That's just me in general.
Leonard Church would like to know your location
Where is that from? The scenes.
10:10
The Jedi talking shit to Rey was so satisfying
kamekakarot yes
Ikr...
10:27 I HATE YOU!!!
Bruh
How embarrassing
This is golden I genuinely enjoyed this more than the actually sequels
And it makes Squadron canon with Rey playing an imperial sleeper agent inside an X-wing.
"The nav signal is coming from that command ship, that's our drop zone!"
"How'd you know?"
...
"CaN sOmEoNe PlEaSe UsE tHe FoRcE"
I half expected Han Solo to stab Kylo Ren after he said, “Kylo Ren is dead”
I expected Han to stab Kylo.
I expected Grievous to run after the saber
I expected kylo to stab him again and well, everything was proceeding as i had foreseen
“Yeah, how do you like it, you fucker!”
The Skywalkers send their regards
It deserves the Oscar.
In all seriousness, you made TROS a million times better.
8:45 Aw, don't feel bad, Poe. The movie's almost over.
5:54 at first I was confused but then it hit me, they were celebrating Leia's death
Actually it's about REY.
Luke killed Leia while she slept long before.
@@robertagren9360 wait is that a joke or am I just tripping or are you about to get wooshed?
@@NinjaPigSmash
Woman says she's gone and everyone celebrate.
Before that Luke had Leia's lightsaber because he killed her. The plothole is that Luke shouldn't had the lightsaber because A: It belongs to its master B: Luke says a jedi's lightsaber should be (respected) not thrown away. So he wouldn't be able to accept the lightsaber, that would admit that the lightsaber has no value.
“Rey who?”
“Palpitine”
“Rey who?”
“The senate.”
“Rey who?”
“Garbage”
“Rey who?”
*_The end_*
Missed opportunity, should have ended the video with the Doctor Who theme song.
Someone else beat me to this but Rey may be a palpatine but she will never be the senate
Rey and the old lady stay there for eternity, the sith witch finally being defeated.
No matter what she calls herself she's still nobody.
Rey: I'm Rey GARBAGE!
Kylo Ren hates Finn because when he betrayed the first order he revoked Kylo's N-word pass
Since when did Kylo Ren need an N-word pass? ruclips.net/video/iYMldSlWkUE/видео.html ruclips.net/video/BgHCRngNihw/видео.html ruclips.net/video/TStxgV_Pjx8/видео.html
@@ryanm.8720 he had one at the time but Finn revoked it between TFA and TLJ
5:06 This is where the fun begins.
- Rey Who?
- Actually, if you don't mind it's just a Doctor...
Doesn't even matter who, who am I even talking to, oh yes, you!
I was wrong, because you're a Palpatine. - Luke Skywalker
Palpatine saves himself by grabbing a ledge.
"Phew...That was lucky!"
tsopmocful Where was that scene from then?
The Republic of Admiral Producer that was lucky? I just remember it from battlefront 2 lol. The ledge thing was from episode 3 with Palpatine’s fight with Yoda
@@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935 It was the bit after the Death Star exploded, but before the chunk he was in crashed into the planet virtually intact without vapourising on impact or causing a planetary wide extinction event like any other big chunk of matter falling from space would.
So he ended up being very lucky a few times in a row.
tsopmocful Cool. What a cool plot twist. That explains so much. :)
Another happy landing
"Rey who?" sums up this trainwreck of a series perfectly
It's ok not a Trainwreck
@@tabbywarrior not a trainwreck a whole ass genocide
@@genesisacevedo1095 nah fuck that. Omnicide
I think force awakens was pretty good though
When the music kept going for a second before he turned off the lightning.
‘The war will be lost because you’re a palpatine’
The fact that this is actually better than the movie scenes really says alot about the movie
10:37 those details makes it so hilarious! 🤣 my stomach hurts
2:09 had me ROLLING! Now THAT should have been Han’s actual dialogue!
"Am I wrong here? Am I missing something? I know. I don't give a shit"
This video exists, now the existence of the movie is justified.
2:28 was waiting for General Grievous grabbing the lightsaber
Too much time on r/prequelmemes you spent young padawan
@@ferrox8421 oh I don't think so
This is where the arguments begin!....I’ll try meming that’s a good trick
Hello there
He was to small
Palpatine: “Die.”
Rey: “No u.” *Flips UNO reverse card*
Palpatine: “FU-“
Well, let's find out
9:36 is the funniest Star Wars edit I have ever seen XD
10:37 DJ palpatine was slaying the night with some lit edm party music until ...
What was the song? It's actually really good
And at 9:41
Slaying the night with some "Hackers" by Metrik.
The entire movie should have been about Sheev Palpatine and his amazing bass!
Isn't that exactly how it happened in the actual movie?
I remembered the entire theater vibrating when he shot lightning in the air.
11:18
You know what's funny, in a book that girl is Landos daughter
Nexas Gaming12 it is very little known that bespin is the alabama of the galaxy
That’s the point Sargent, that millennium falcon is where she came from, Landos in there.
Did you freaking read it? She's not
It doesn't matter because Lando is pansexual.
He's into anything.
I see Star Wars has upgraded from twincest to father daughter incest; so progressive.
Old woman: Rey who?
Luke: "Palpatine"
Rey: 👁️👄👁️
My personal favorite was "the senate"
9:07
I died on the nacho part! 😂😂
I just had sex and I'm about to eat NACHOS..ITS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
1:12 Kylo Joined the dark side because the dark side of the force is a pathway to get the N-word Pass
Tronpool X-box live chat? Oops, wrong place.
And to master disco force lightning.
@@lunarian9877 I believe you mean X-Wing Live Chat?
This isn't the first time he said the N-word. ruclips.net/video/iYMldSlWkUE/видео.html ruclips.net/video/BgHCRngNihw/видео.html ruclips.net/video/TStxgV_Pjx8/видео.html
When the x-wing scene showed Anakin I clapped, the movie would’ve been much better if Anakin had been in just one scene
Slappy765 or Anakin and Luke over at that scene but I agree😁
It wouldn't have make sense. I agree that Anakin should have been in the movie, but not in this scene.
@@ivankostadinov1639 yeah I guess your right
@@ivankostadinov1639 seeing as most of the movie didn't make much sense anyway, it wouldn't have hurt.
Anakin had nothing to do with this trilogy, that would be almost as stupid as adding Palpatine into it
Rey: "Master Skywalker..."
*... there're too many of them. What're we going to do?*
4:50 I can’t tell if this is a how it should have ended or an episode 6 reference where prequel Anakin replaced the Darth Vader actor as a force ghost.
A reference
no one:
my neighbors upstairs: 9:40
My neighbours at 11.27 pm
11:18
Sorry to hear that guys.
@@Diego-ys9hg jesus
they revealed that that girl is Lando's Daughter, making that scene extremely fucked up
Or extremely better, depending on one's tastes
[insert the Luke-Leia kiss scene]
When was that revealed? :?
pignessman 7 tHatS iNcESt
Holy fuck
“Somehow Palpatine returned.”
Man... that’s literally what Disney has for an explanation.
Fans: So how did Palpatine survive?
Disney: A good question. For another time.
"I'll have to circle back" I think Disney writes for sniffy Joes press secretary.
Palpatine was actually cloned.
@@karbythekirby_yt
Yeah, one of the weakest excuses they could come up with. They should’ve left him dead and made their own villain. Even Daisy Ridley said there wasn’t any plan for Sidious to come back.
3:34
Exactly. Disney can't figure out what kind of message it wants to send.
This somehow had more plot than the movie itself.
The movie has a plot. A very simple plot: rey and friends try to find the emperor before he gennocides the Galaxy
Palpatine: You ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Rey: Yes!
Palpatine: I thought not.
Rey: *visible confusion*
@@musiclee8148 Aaaaaannnd if RUclips could show the dislikes after that follow up comment, you'd be roasted, begger.
Palpatine: Repeating my most memorable lines from better movies is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be, unimaginative.
Jar Jar Abrams: Screw imagination, I have mystery boxes!
@Scrubba_Ducky They replied to their own comment with the typical "thanks for all the likes! Since people like this you should come subscribe to my channel!" self promotion crap. Thankfully it appears to have been removed.
@@TheFishE77Official Yeah. Was a mistake I see that! Didn't mean to beg.
This makes Rise of skywalker 10 times better also it's really funny
More entertaining than the original.
Well done.