He (as your future self) is not allowed to tell you (your past self) about the future because you might change the course of time and space dramatically and the world could end or something (this is called the space time co continuum)
MrEpic but paradoxes oh don't make us continue those things are confusing like the barber paradox if you back in time and your father is a barber and kill him you will never exist but sense you never exist you wouldn't have killed him and then repeat
pic 1: Jack after multiple strokes, botched plastic surgery, and a severe burn in a bus crash. pic 2: lower jaw was removed pic 3: another person that stole Jack's face, and failed to take his place on youtube.pic 4: A weird phase jack went through in the 2020s that had him getting a lot of tattoos
8:18 french: "je ne me reconnais pas mais alors pas du tout dans ce genre de questions" english: "I don't recognize myself at all in those type of questions" jack: HOW YOU CALED ME!?
Latin is boring for me though. But atleast im very good at deciphering languages that don't differ alot from either english or german, or have microscopic simialaritues.
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE, IM NOT EVEN JOKING, I TEND TO LAUGH ON THE INSIDE, BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN JACK WAS ASKING ABOUT WHAT LEMON HE HAD SUCKED THAT I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES. FUCKING HELL THIS WAS HILARIOUS, THANK YOU JACK
10:24 that is how the train accident happened, he talked to his older self saying his face look like it got hit by a train, after he is done talking, jack says "If I look like that in the future, I just jump in front of a train."
Sean (jack): I don't think I have kids me: yeah look at all dem subscribers Sean we are like your children we follow you ( on instagram) you teach us (how to scream and how to be Irish) and we all love you in some way (fan girl ect.) and most of us (me) look you to you so in a way we are your children
Video game Jacksepticeye: What would you like to discuss? Jacksepticeye: I'd like to discuss, what sour lemon you sucked that made your lips go inside your own face!
if Jacksepticeye doesn't make a hilarious reference to this in 2 years by making a twisted tattoo of his own face and a door on his own face I feel like it would be a lost opportunity
_"I'd like to discuss what f*ckin' train hit you in the face!"_ ____ _"How embarrassing was that?"_ _"Not as embarrassing as your face!"_ ____ _I'm dying-_
Well,you're looking pretty *Handsome Jack*, this was a *timely* addition all things considered, but I'll be honest - I haven't laughed so hard months. This really made my day, I can only hope your *future* content stays as amazing as it always has been. That is one thing great about your content in particular - your style tends to *age* well.
I wonder if this future version remembers the conversation he had with his younger self when his younger self had this conversation with him, lets just say its wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff
T Gourlay The facial recognition system would make Sam have two eyes! Imagine that... Still, that's a pretty good idea. Maybe he could do other RUclipsrs too.
Jack, today I found out that my father has stage four liver cancer. We dont know how long he has left, but its not long. I was so upset today, I didnt want to do anything. Then I went on the internet and did one thing I knew would help in some way, and that is come watch your random self. Seeing you be... well you has made me laugh on one of the worst days of my life so far. Thank you so much Jack, don't ever change.
"Apparently, I'm british in the future" He recently moved to Britain. Boom!
HeXaGoN Foreshadowing, perhaps?
Hahaha
I was about to comment that! It’s hilarious
I think you mean Brighton. It might be a place in Britain, idk. I'm not trying to be rude or anything.
ChokeOn_ _RamenNoodles it is
Maybe this game actually let's you talk to your future self
I legit had to pause the video because the pure, uncut BEAUTY of Jack's future self was too much for me to handle! 😂😂😂😁😅😆
i died of laughing
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
The Mangled Teddy yes
The Mangled Teddy u can do both
"Robots aren't sentient!!" *cut to Detroit: Become Human where androids have full blown emotions and create an uprising*
Uh yeah
arent androids technically different froma robot though
Nah, cut to “stray”
😂
@@PupperTiggle androids are just robots that look like humans
This is the funniest creation I've seen so far XD!!!
Dawko do you you remember me? If do you my favorite Brit
Dawko Damn Dawko! You're everywhere :P
Dawko why are you here?
Ugliest creation
Dawko Your future self was pretty horrific too
He (as your future self) is not allowed to tell you (your past self) about the future because you might change the course of time and space dramatically and the world could end or something (this is called the space time co continuum)
MrEpic but paradoxes oh don't make us continue those things are confusing like the barber paradox
if you back in time and your father is a barber and kill him you will never exist but sense you never exist you wouldn't have killed him and then repeat
i agree
ferbthe2gadgetguy Your father dosent have to be a barber for the paradox to happen
ferbthe2gadgetguy thats called the grandfather paradox
xavier k. haberle
meh i just watched it on Michael Santro
This video predicted:
- Jack becoming British
- Detroit Become Human
…. You don't change nationality when you move country ..
@@flaky9999 it's a joke
How was detroit become human predicted
@@Liran_15 WAIT I FOUND IT
@@Liran_15 also kool name
Sean said "I want to talk about what train hit you in the face"
Well no shit sher lock
You don't say...
Yes...I also watched the video. Well done.
pic 1: Jack after multiple strokes, botched plastic surgery, and a severe burn in a bus crash.
pic 2: lower jaw was removed
pic 3: another person that stole Jack's face, and failed to take his place on youtube.pic 4: A weird phase jack went through in the 2020s that had him getting a lot of tattoos
nuya buisness Still hawt tho!!
You know it.
jacksepticeye you are like a boooooooooooooòooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Juan Silva yes he is man
jack's laugh is so contagious
OMG! They look like the ugliest babies in the WORLD.
OMG! I laughed so hard that I just fell out of my chair.😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹💩💩💩💩💩🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
The bad part about watching Jacksepticeye is that half of your dinner ends up in your mouth, the other half gets spit out onto your computer screen.
lol
So right lmao
that's really funny coming from you, Luffy.
hope you become king of the pirates
Yes...
Zehahaha !, keep dreaming strawhat cuz i' m going to become the next pirate king !
Omg this is 4 years old.. I remember when this said 1 hour ago 😣
I know 😔
PoisonTippedSword 5 years time goes so fast
Uh you joined in 2017..
@@cuzzogng different account 🤯
@@killrite oh..
Jack I swear, your laugh is like the most adorable laugh ever when you're happy!! I like you so much and I think you're so adorable sometimes!!!
I KNOW!😖
and he's sexy😚💏
Robyn Wheeler I KNOW RIGHT!!
+Saranghae “ThisPersonlovesKpop” Kpop KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
GeckoGaming RLAB XDDDD
1:56 I keep listening to that moment again and again and again and again...
You become a shrink for robots in the future? Apparently all your talks with Evie do lead up to something.
Lol
(x-files plays in the background)
Haha 😱😂
+Brady Livingstone yasssssss
+AmazingCat great I have the song stuck in my head now .... lol
So he went from an Irish RUclipsr to a British robot shrink? Wtf??
Also, Mark should play this!!
lets spam his comments with requests to play this game
sure hahaha
Linnea Sylvain
Linnea Sylvain Mark should play it
Linnea Sylvain I know
I’m just Binge Watching Jack’s Old Videos...
Anyone Else?
Probably Not.
Hotel?
Trivago.
Meeeeeee
Hi
Meeeee
BlueBerry Gamer isn't Trivago a german thing?
Z3ntur1an trivago is a traveling website
A face only a mother could love....
HEY MA ! MAAAAAAA ! HERE, FUTURE ME, THIS IS AWESOME !
Went to the Odeon Cinema last night saw Avengers Age Of Ultron in 3D it was awesome and so worth it
Deadpool I WANNA SEE IT SOOOO BAD,but i'm doing my exam tomorrow(today is Friday) and i have to study....shit
The Mighty .Chicken Totally read that in Jack's voice.
The Mighty .Chicken HAH!
jacksepticeye That was funny right Jack? Right Jack? RIGHT!!!!
The second future Jack took the Kylie Jenner lip challenge.
Oh god
oh god indeed.
***** #UltimateDoNotLaugh
Did she suck on a sour lemon too?
PancadaPls l
I love Jack's laugh
Me to
dude I f*cking love his f*cking laugh
I love jack's laugh too! It always makes me laugh! It's so cute! 😂😂
i love dejis
He's had the cutest giggle, oh MY GAWD HE'S JUST THE MOST ADORABLE IRISH CINNIMON ROLL AHHHH
THE FIRST JACK WORKS FOR CYBERLIFE
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
YES
YES
AND IT WAS IN 2034. AROUND WHEN IT ALL HAPPEND
Your profile looks like a dick
Jack- “THATS- THATS AN IMPOSTER !!!
CALL THE aMbULaNcE”
This made me laugh way to hard
He said "imbosster"
Inbosster
I like his old videos more haha
Call the ambulance,
But not for me
8:35 I will now have nightmares.
Bee Bloopers hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHAH xDDDDDDD
I couldn't stop laughing
Bee Bloopers same
Bee Bloopers brb ima go and burn out my eyes and brain
Bee Bloopers it's fake I watch this I realised that they say the same words it's time you learn the truth
8:18 french: "je ne me reconnais pas mais alors pas du tout dans ce genre de questions" english: "I don't recognize myself at all in those type of questions" jack: HOW YOU CALED ME!?
Jack: I am NOT a bitch!
Not long until I will also understand that. Need to learn french in germany xP
Learning french is a pain in the ass though...
Latin is boring for me though. But atleast im very good at deciphering languages that don't differ alot from either english or german, or have microscopic simialaritues.
"its seems im british in the future"
and then he's move to britain now, lol
XD
Fyurith *Brighton. Which, isn't even close to Britian. Not trying to be rude, but..
ChokeOn_ _RamenNoodles ........Brighton is IN Britain... It’s literally the south of Britain 🙄😬
Freya Siobhan Kay..? I made a mistake, sorry I'm human.
britian is a country brighton is a town in britain get it right
Fyurith You mean France?
8:35 it looks like antisepticeye stayed young and tried to escape his body xD
😛😛
It looks like cringey comments
I CAN'T BREATHE HELP
Is any body here a doctor
I am!!!
Just kidding
Zack Dennison You missed a brilliant joke, here, let me fix it:
"I am!!!
...of chemistry."
Firose Wrong
IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR???
I am!!!!!
Well, you're a nerd!
ontherunminecraft asdf movie jokes
I'm sick today... PERFECT TIME TO WATCH JACK
Roger Mullins Hope you feel better soon
Same! I'm sick as well!
Collin Sayers Thank you XD
Roger Mullins OMG im sick also!!!
Me too
8:34 It's just an old man with a jacksepticeye tattoo on his face
"what lemons do you suck?"
-jacksepticeye
LOL
Your moms lemons! insert mlg sounds here
+Jesse “The Techno Dundee” Shortis #GETREKT
#MLGPRO #360NOSCOPE
+Zee-Rex *airhorn noise* FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP OH BABY A TRIPLE!!!!MOMMY GET THE CAMERA!!!! #REKT #DANKQUICKSCOPED #SWEEEEG #DORTOS WEED W33D W33D
+Zee-Rex if we're talking about Jack's future self.... Probably those of the party variety
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE, IM NOT EVEN JOKING, I TEND TO LAUGH ON THE INSIDE, BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN JACK WAS ASKING ABOUT WHAT LEMON HE HAD SUCKED THAT I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES. FUCKING HELL THIS WAS HILARIOUS, THANK YOU JACK
You laugh to easily
BRILLENT
IKR!!! XD
ALL HELL BROKE LUSE
i was crying, inside and out
My face keeps glitching. I think I die in the future. LOL.
lol
+Mei Misaki we all die in the future
Bonnie the Bunny You got me there...
+Bonnie the Bunny spooki
+Mei Misaki I HAVE A CHILD NAME HASHTAG IN THE FUTURE AND MY FACE LOOKS LIKE A SQUASH. KILL ME NOW.
Comparing this faux AI to what we have now is absolutely insane to witness. I was so convinced back in the day
This video made me cry from laughter. Thank you.
Still crying from laughter?
John Vincent Espinosa Yup.
AjakuGames legends have it, this poor soul is still laughing and crying today.
AjakuGames Don't cry D:
jacksepticeye Man that episode was epic, thank you for making it. :"D
I did this, and I guess I have a kid named "Hashtag."
LOL
I WANT TO SEE IT 😂
+Gracie Seim WOW
+Gracie Seim hashtag? lol but secret there all the same person
+Gracie Seim lol
"Your as beautiful as a steak"
JackSepticEye 2034
Truls Årseth Olsen you're*
Truls Årseth Olsen no
*You're
***** your*
lol man im just joking because you all said you're* so i went and said your* lol
Your future self will have a mouth in a mouth...
I look forward to your videos in the next 20 years
Lol on the last face if you look closely you can see that there is another pair of eyes xD
EpicGamer343 It's so funny xD
EpicGamer343 on the last face theres an entire face on his face! and a head of hair under his eyes
EpicGamer343 Uh, well done?
Ur right
***** Two illuminatis
1:57
Jack's laugh got me, not the pic.
Same lol
Same here, I fucking died.
agree.#lol😂😂😂😂😂
the "ta-da" is what got me
+Sasuke35691 His laugh makes me so happy!
10:24 that is how the train accident happened, he talked to his older self saying his face look like it got hit by a train, after he is done talking, jack says "If I look like that in the future, I just jump in front of a train."
***** AH HA! Good point. I like this person.
1:56 this mans laugh cannot be topped
more contagious than c0vid
I literally cryed because I. was laughing so hard! The last one was so funny too.
lol rachel
Thanks ,was the last on funny because I know it was
KILL IT WITH FIRE RACHEL NOW LOL OUO
cool ruby GET THE GUN BECAUSE IT HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH!!!!
Apparently the 3rd one is the Doctor from Doctor Who. The only alien/person that can break time is the Doctor...and maybe Jack/Sean
8:35 Would still bang.
***** U sure ?
Idan Vinter Definitely.
K den
Your really going to try and bang that.....ok what ever floats you boat pony
***** Hi Suprise! Lol xP
Its not as bad as Justin Bieber.
FearlessFlourish JB just got burned!!!
FearlessFlourish The only reason Justin Bieber is still relevant is because people keep bringing him up like this. Just let him disappear already.
Swiftclaw1895 He's like freddy krueger, if everybody forgets about him he doesn't exist
yes
stop giving jb attentain
FearlessFlourish lol
Hearing Jack’s laugh is the highlight of my day 🤣
When he laughs, I laugh 😂
Oh my gosh I have never laughed like this before XDDDDD
Ikr I laughed at every face
Belle Drake IKr
I would like some pizza right now
Then... you are alife for nothing.
Belle Drake same XD im laughing so hard that im crying
It's midnight and I am legit laughing out loud.
same like everyone would smack my door
CJ Greenie me to
Same!!!! 😂😂😂😂
lol same. XD
CJ Greenie l
"One of my eyebrows got bigger, the other smaller"
DUN DUN DUN
DAN MEME
MISSING EYEBROW
ENHANCE!
DWN MEME ALERT WOWZA XD *city explodes. Of dan memes* DANS SAD CHEEK FACE IS HEREEEEEEE
Yes! 😹
I JUST WATCHED THAT.
now we know where in the world dan howell's eyebrow is
YES
the fact that its about to be the actual date of this version jack
In 11 years.
@@drlukas4242 we might see some sort of transformation🤔 also i thought it said 2024
I had to pause this several times, because I had difficulty breathing in between all that laughter X'D
When it says 'ta-daa!'
Sean (jack): I don't think I have kids
me: yeah look at all dem subscribers Sean we are like your children we follow you ( on instagram) you teach us (how to scream and how to be Irish) and we all love you in some way (fan girl ect.) and most of us (me) look you to you so in a way we are your children
lissy lynn YES
lissy lynn I wish he was my Dad. I'm sure my own Dad doesn't mind me saying that. R.I.P Dad.
When ever I am sad I always watch your videos Jack but this classic Jack video holds a special place in my heart. Like a boss 😀
Video game Jacksepticeye: What would you like to discuss?
Jacksepticeye: I'd like to discuss, what sour lemon you sucked that made your lips go inside your own face!
Yes
It was the second 1 I picked up at the store
INK master ccccccc
INK master LOL HAHAHA
5:58 Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge
Made my day LOL XD😂😂😂😂😂
ZML132 DAMN YOU , you beat me to it XD
Lol, so true!!
ZML132 NAILED IT!!!
Jack's eye infection went under his face and screwed up his sexy face... AND MADE IT EVEN MORE SEXY!!!
WE GOT US A SCIENTIST!!
Dailyvloger
but scientists are nerds ;o;
Charley Well you are the new member. Welcome to Nerdiverse
Charley THAT'S even more sexy? :/
jacksepticeye
;~; I thought it was pretty hot
Jack: THAT'S AN IMPOSTER!
Old Jack was an imposter, 0 imposters remain.
That thing is wrong! Where the green?
XD
it's an older video he didn't dye his hair at the time
Ummm... if you where ven watching the vid you would know he doesnt have green hair
Caleb Kuefler It was him in the future, but the robot didn't have the green hair that Jack has in the future (today). That is what they meant.
RainbowKittens !
1st time doing s picture.. Wait for the future self.... "Tadaaaaaa" OH GOD NO
2nd reaction: oh god... My nightmares are real
3rd reaction: no
*leavs*
The rest: no!!! Please!!!
Why do you talk to yourself
You didn't judge jack when he talked to himself...
Do part 2 with pictures of PewDiePie and Markiplier
BlueStar Of ThunderClan Right he actually should I agree with you
Ye I would agree 2 xD
BlueStar Of ThunderClan I agree
ѕєхuαl tσmαtσ
ӀɑʍԹ ցíѵҽՏ մՏ Ӏíƒҽ yes lol
if Jacksepticeye doesn't make a hilarious reference to this in 2 years by making a twisted tattoo of his own face and a door on his own face I feel like it would be a lost opportunity
On HuniePop, When you unlock Kyu, In dates she says 'Like a bawse'
Freddy Fazbear illuminati confirmed
Andrew Bultemaa ... Ok...
CALL THE ILLUMINATI POLICE
Dave Tinted Blue They don't. *X-Files song*
Dave Tinted Blue I help freddy out with playing games...
7:55 I had a mouth full of tea and when I saw dat face I sprayed tea ALL over my screen XD
I cant find anyone on youtube that has done this correctly
Hannah Buczek I have
Female Vulpix who?
otaku kpopers Coryxkenshin
Cause it's impossible
Tiffy did
Whenever I'm sad, I watch video to see Jack laugh at his first future self and I immediately feel better.
_"I'd like to discuss what f*ckin' train hit you in the face!"_
____
_"How embarrassing was that?"_
_"Not as embarrassing as your face!"_
____
_I'm dying-_
at 6:03 I almost peed from what he said
same!
Me too
XD same
me to
Same I cracked up and I couldn't stop I had to pause it for like 5 minutes
Day 3
Senpai still hasn't noticed me.
Itsrandi and you think that's funny?
Ginger Fright that's fucking hilarious
Ginger Fright yes i do fucker
Itsrandi your lucky in been *sniff sniff* 5 MONTHS D,:
what is a senpai?
“This is your future calling!”
“I kNoW yOu sAiD thAt aLrEaDy!!!”
Still cracks me up
Well,you're looking pretty *Handsome Jack*, this was a *timely* addition all things considered, but I'll be honest - I haven't laughed so hard months. This really made my day, I can only hope your *future* content stays as amazing as it always has been. That is one thing great about your content in particular - your style tends to *age* well.
MinimMats heh!
***** That it was. XD
"Well, physically, I've never felt better."
That made me laugh to death! 🤣
6:06 im laughining nonstop like if you agree
I was dying
I just got you to 69 likes
You’re
Welcome
I almost died because of laughter i couldn't breathe
How do you agree with that?
I love this. I wish Jack would do more of this.
In case any of you want to skip right to the lifelong mental scarring XD
1:55
5:48
7:52
8:34
That One Cosmic Autobot j
The last one made me feel itchy
1:55 Ta Da
I don't know why but i slapped my self unconsciously when jack did his high five opening
LOL!!! 😂
do you mean subconsciously?
TheUnknownSentinel Yeah
he's using mind control now
+Gemma Caddell o my god he has. ten million subscribers
I wonder if this future version remembers the conversation he had with his younger self when his younger self had this conversation with him, lets just say its wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff
Solid doctor who reference there, bud.
Thanks, *tips hat off to you* its what I do
I'm trying so hard to comprehend this but it's hard when your mind is blown all over the wALLS
Sorry if its confusing, it was just a thought
totally
Jack: apparently Im brittish in the future as well.. Thats.. Not right.
Jack(current): *living in the UK*
he lived in the uk before I think. I think he lived in northern Ireland
SWS OFFICIAL no, just ireland
Moving to the UK doesn’t make you British
XD
when tal Fishman when he does it it makes you cry
with Tal i screamed when i saw the face..... so did he
ashley martin I know!
I was scared
Not Jack! Not Jack!!!
Liamsayshi I love you do you do do do you think a boy Jack a boy
jack's real name is sean [say sh-awn]
Liamsayshi I have nightmares now
Ciara Gonzalez i
It's it coincidence Jack just moved to the UK
“Drugs not even once” -Jacksepticeye 2015
You should get septic eye Sam and see what he looks like
T Gourlay The facial recognition system would make Sam have two eyes! Imagine that... Still, that's a pretty good idea. Maybe he could do other RUclipsrs too.
^^^^^^^
Yes he should
His laugh makes me so happy :)
In 2034? That's like only 19 years into the future. I wouldn't think you'd look that different unless you actually got hit by a train. XD
Technology has come a long way in 7 years
yeah lmao
I think this video crashed the site. It doesn't work. Only the mobile version works right now.
Muriuki #REKT BY TOO MUCH BOSSNESS!!!
Muriuki I tried it just now and it worked.
***** mine still doesn't work ;___;
Muriuki same
***** #WTF
4:07 the way he says "LOOK at him!" made me laugh so damn much hahaha, he's utterly disgusted with his future self
Jack, today I found out that my father has stage four liver cancer. We dont know how long he has left, but its not long. I was so upset today, I didnt want to do anything. Then I went on the internet and did one thing I knew would help in some way, and that is come watch your random self. Seeing you be... well you has made me laugh on one of the worst days of my life so far. Thank you so much Jack, don't ever change.
Cure cancer quick!
2:58 He is a shrink for robots.
He must've felt bad after playing Detroit: Become Human
Also, Jack, they become deviant. You know this now.
What lemon did you suck I died
+Abby Spencer you literally beat me by two months
+Swagilishus Lui probably your profile pics head
*DIED OF LAUGHTER*
*ALSO DIES*
XD
Cupcake Sprinkles XD Its funny!
IT IS
Cupcake Sprinkles INDEEEEEEDD
The "ta-da" gets me every time lmao
its 2024 now and I gotta say, that is pretty dang spot on
Funniest jacksepticeye vid for me
"Apparently I'm British in the future"
*moved to Brighton*
My god...
@Ava G Varrette lol no worries
Artsy Sabs Ah! Moving to Britain from Germany doesn’t make you British, he’s still Irish not British
@@danyrose1697 what i quoted what Jack said
My mom works at Orange!And this game is made by Orange
ORANGE!!!! are good
Nobody cares 😎
@@skatiboi7697 says the washed up jealous fat kid who cant skate for shit
@@skatiboi7697 I care so you're wrong
@@skatiboi7697 if you don't care then why the fuck are you here
“It appears I’m British in the future” moves to Britain
The problem is, his future self lives in Paris
Lila B moving to Britain doesn’t make you British, if you’re German moving to France doesn’t make you French
Officially halfway there!
Jack when you did the second pic you look like you did the Kylie Jenner lip challenge so wrong
He looked bad because he moved the points in the beginning.
I think
Logan Price it actually was automatically moving the points
the second face made me laugh so harf
*hard
+EmeraldMinecartMC me too I have tears XD
+BlueDaFox XD glad i wasnt the only one
Omg me to LMAO
The third one was funniest
This is probably the Jacksepticeye video that I laugh at the most and I laugh so much that I start crying🤣