It's astonishing how Billy didn't get hit once during the entire video but still manages to end up with a bunch of paint on his clothes. He must have been just shooting himself to make the other guys feel better, what a guy's guy.
I used to work as a Paintball Referee and I can say 100%, without an ounce of doubt, that the worst people to referee for were the Billy types. Caused all the problems with other participants, cheated, and almost always tweaked their own version of the surrender rule.
Did big cat not cheat when he admitted he was hit but it didn't break? That would've been two rounds for Hank and max, I think an executive decision is as made to milk more content by agreeing to let it roll.
Billy is the type of guy to commit a crime on camera just for him tell the Cops “dude, that’s not me. I didn’t do it”. One of the great liars of our generation.
@@TravisCalvin5lmao a rather important distinction. Billy is the living embodiment of the boy who's cried wolf all the way into young adulthood. He's long since squeezed every last drop of believability and rightfully so.
Big cat after PFT wins the toss and says he’ll pick second: “so Billy and Jake are on my team.” The look from PFT was great. They both knew what was up.
Billy correctly predicting what everyone was going to do, but then devising the worst attack plan imaginable is why he will be missed. Byebye beautiful brained boy.
Big Cat usually says things with some noticeable sarcasm, but when he said, “yeah at least I go out when I get shot you fucking idiot” that had some pointed vicious intent
Billy’s legs literally looked like they were dunked in paint after big cat shot him. But in true Billy mentality sticks to, never hit never surrender 😂
"We did ruin Billy's life by putting him on the number one sports podcast, that's a fact." Love it. Billy does act like he's doing these guys a favor by sticking around.
Lol, in my head when I made this comment I wondered how Billy is going to stay on the show when I haven't seen anything that says he's moving... Definitely did not know he's off the show now but I stand by everything I said.
Intern Billy's antics were funny and when the suspension began last year I thought it'd hurt but the pod's better off without. The Jake/Billy contrast was the only thing keeping it afloat. A Jake/Max due is so much less cancerous and better for the team.
Billy yelling “Safety’s on!!” 3 minutes after already stopping and flailing their guns around is pure unintentional comedy 😂😂
And then the whole Hank debacle 😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed pretty hard at that. He’s a terrible liar lol 😂
25:02 when he does it again 😂😂
Wow I would hate to work with Billy, nearly derailed the video but yet the boys managed to turn it into great content
Billy just covered in paintballs acting like he never gets shot 😂
He also had two marks on his back from shots
I couldn’t stop laughing. Comedy gold
“We did ruin Billy’s life putting him on the #1 sports podcast” 😭
All time Big Cat quote
“That’s a fact” 😂
Billy really believes that
This was amazing
very key moment
It's astonishing how Billy didn't get hit once during the entire video but still manages to end up with a bunch of paint on his clothes. He must have been just shooting himself to make the other guys feel better, what a guy's guy.
Billy going full cop mode yelling at max to surrender and get on the ground had me dying
Hank had the funniest line lol. “Well the adrenaline he doesn’t feel it if he gets hit. So it’s kinda a little loop hole”. Lol
“Billy’s lying right now” can be used every week on any episode since he began PMT 😂
I used to work as a Paintball Referee and I can say 100%, without an ounce of doubt, that the worst people to referee for were the Billy types. Caused all the problems with other participants, cheated, and almost always tweaked their own version of the surrender rule.
i played a ton growing up, can confirm, the billy type is the worst.
Did big cat not cheat when he admitted he was hit but it didn't break? That would've been two rounds for Hank and max, I think an executive decision is as made to milk more content by agreeing to let it roll.
The hardest part of being a paintball ref is telling your parents you’re gay
@@Timlareit😂😂😂
Be a better ref
Billy is the type of guy to commit a crime on camera just for him tell the Cops “dude, that’s not me. I didn’t do it”. One of the great liars of our generation.
“They literally caught you in 4K!”
He's a prolific liar, not a great one. He is bad at lying, he just does it a lot lol
@@TravisCalvin5lmao a rather important distinction. Billy is the living embodiment of the boy who's cried wolf all the way into young adulthood. He's long since squeezed every last drop of believability and rightfully so.
@@nickl6715 that’s pure delusion at its finest, he truly believes he’s right and it will be like that for the rest of his life
Love him or hate him, he was different. Hard not to laugh at the straight up lies and takes he had.
Delaying this video so long literally just caused Billy to take more strays even though he's off the show. Big brain stuff here
Billy yelling “SURRENDER” had me dead
He was right, but i was lmao
Dude I fucking lost it
Crying
And Max not know what the fuck to do 😂
Was the best part😂
Billy lifting his shirt and being peppered in whelps is so funny
Thank you for your service Billy.
6:50 Billy doing some navy seal maneuvers, Jake scared in a corner and the cut to Max is hilarious
Fucking hilarious trifecta lmao “I’m scared”
Good on you guys for getting Billy active and out of the house for a while, I know his parents really appreciate the help
'Surrender'.. 'Okay!'.. 3 sec later 'I got you, you're out" Gotta love Jake pulling a fast one on Hank at the end. 😂
All those years of service are finally paying off for Billy.
I didn’t know how zesty max was.. he looks like he closes the refrigerator door with his hips and says “boop”
I laughed out loud at this 😂
Also Billy saying, "I got shot on the elbow once", while his pants are literally dyed green is a top 10 Billy moment.
Billy bragging about not getting hit hard and then there being like 5 different welts as he lifts his shirt will be how I always remember Billy
Billy lifting his shirt and claiming to not get hit when there are at least 4 visible welts is so on brand 😂
We need a Billy lie counter for this
Jake saying “Okay” to Hank yelling for him to Surrender and then shooting Hank in the back 2 secs later is hilarious
Big cat after PFT wins the toss and says he’ll pick second: “so Billy and Jake are on my team.” The look from PFT was great. They both knew what was up.
Billy will use this experience to say “he understands” to veterans 😂
Jake shooting Hank after surrendering was awesome
Billy is so clearly going to become a terrible cop now that he’s off the show
all cops are billy
Fuck, you’re right
Large 📠
Billy has managed to annoy me just minutes into a video after he quit the show. RIP to the best to ever do it
Jake just sitting behind a wall not doing anything the whole time is on brand
you can tell big cat truly had enough, cameras or not, when he goes "yeah billy i go out when i get shot you fuckin idiot!"
Man. What a curtain call for billy! We sure did watch
Billy’s “do sumthin do sumthin” made me want big cat to fire him on the spot
For real dudes out of control
He’s not in Chicago and didn’t get a desk in NY. Didn’t have to fire him, he’s already done.
would actually listen to macrodosing if billy waasnt on the show, would be a good dyay@@cchhaadd33
Billy has the fog of war in his brain at all times.
Having Jake means you’re a man down at the start
Not having a dedicated ref on Billy is there own fault.
Billy served in Fallujah (Barstool NYC Office) and it shows with this rage.
Absolute masterclass from Billy
Would've never guessed Billy was the one who was cheating
This is exactly what we sounded like playing paintball in third grade.
That overhead shot of Hank running with the flag 😂
Billy- “I didn’t really get hit”
*His shirt looks like it’s tie-dyed from all the paintballs
Billy lying about being shot and going super hardo, all while Jake is arguing about the rules of capture the flag is a pure microcosm of PMT
Big cat looks just like Farva from Super Troopers in this video
billy thinking he could outrun a paintball the entire time is very on brand
Jake crying about them having to put the flag back instead of just picking it up and taking it back was infuriating.
He's a very confusing human being
@@timmyriggs69he ain't human
@@timmyriggs69he is some sort of virgin cyborg
Billy is the guy you never invite back to paintball
“A lot of people are saying I’m a better soldier than Billy” 😂PFT
Billy correctly predicting what everyone was going to do, but then devising the worst attack plan imaginable is why he will be missed. Byebye beautiful brained boy.
Max being taken as a POW in the middle of the round is so funny
Big Cat usually says things with some noticeable sarcasm, but when he said, “yeah at least I go out when I get shot you fucking idiot” that had some pointed vicious intent
"SURRENDER! SURRENDER!" Billy's real career path is cop lmao.
Billy yelling surrender at max looked like cop bodycam footage
So wild to me that Billy has a job that doesn't involve making sandwiches.
Billy’s legs literally looked like they were dunked in paint after big cat shot him. But in true Billy mentality sticks to, never hit never surrender 😂
“We all hate each other now” No you all hate billy now 😂 the absolute worst possible way to end his time at the podcast
Billy “stop resisting” football
Thanks for your service Billy
Billy had 2 more on his back and like 13 on his legs 😂
"We did ruin Billy's life by putting him on the number one sports podcast, that's a fact." Love it.
Billy does act like he's doing these guys a favor by sticking around.
Lol, in my head when I made this comment I wondered how Billy is going to stay on the show when I haven't seen anything that says he's moving... Definitely did not know he's off the show now but I stand by everything I said.
Thank you guys your helping me get through some shit.❤
I’m here for the flanking
Billy said fuckit, last day working for these guys 😂🤣
pmt having a security guy might be the funniest thing about this video
This is exactly what I expected. Perfect!
Solid "allahu akbar" by billy at 7:15
Billy mentally hasn't developed past 13, acts just like my nephew 😂😂
There's an alternate universe where Billy was a cop who ended up causing a city to riot because he used too much force one time.
The paintball place should have told them the basic rules.
No one going to mention Jake hittin Hank from behind after he pussied out and said "okay" for surrendering? heard loud and clear
Aerial view was a brilliant idea. Love it. Gonna miss Billy’s shenanigans.
Billy: wtf the 10 foot rule guys!
Also Billy: *entire strategy is running within ten feet of you as soon as he sees you so you can’t shoot him back*
Billy acting like he knows paintball safety while holding his barrel up the entire time lol
Billy screaming “Allahu Akbar” and getting hit is insane 😭😂😂
billy's ability to make me swap bewteen team billy and then team fuck billy so many times in the span of a video is impressive
drone shot was pretty sweet
This is hilarious watching them just yell at eachother legit getting angry
Billy losing/ lying is such a beautiful swan song to his time on the show
When lying is like breathing, you may want to re-evaluate your life.
Intern Billy's antics were funny and when the suspension began last year I thought it'd hurt but the pod's better off without. The Jake/Billy contrast was the only thing keeping it afloat. A Jake/Max due is so much less cancerous and better for the team.
Hahaha they are literally kids I love this video
Hank plays paintball like napoleon dynamite lol
This is hilarious
Serious shout out to whoever choose that music, Nerf Arena Blast was an amazing computer game in the 90s. Great vibes
Hank: “alright yeah you’re the worst person”😂
7:17 Billy 😂
Lions fan here, top tier content
Giants fan, just want to say underrated comment
Max being alpha’d by Billy had me crying 😂
SURRENDER !!!! Billy is too funny
If billy was a cop, you already know he’d be turning that body cam off
Big cat yelling at billy after billy shot him at 26:00 was so good
BILLY JUST YELLING SURRENDER SURRENDER TO NOBODY….classic
We need more Paintball content with the PMT crew
The billy surrender was wild lol, they were on opposite sides of a wall. Surrender isn't a uav lol
You focus on them and I’ll focus on them
-Hank
“SURRENDER!”
“Okay”
16:50 Billy yelling at Max to surrender 😂😭
PFT running with the flag looks like Kyler Murray in toddler scramble mode
I think we all knew subconsciously that Billy thought he could out run a paintball.
billy using jake as a human shield @ 11:08
Good ol Swings and Things lol. Always chaos