PARDON MY TAKE'S PAINTBALL SHOWDOWN GETS OUT OF HAND; CHAOS ENSUES

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @blakeedwards1742
    @blakeedwards1742 Год назад +694

    Billy yelling “Safety’s on!!” 3 minutes after already stopping and flailing their guns around is pure unintentional comedy 😂😂

    • @blakeedwards1742
      @blakeedwards1742 Год назад +2

      And then the whole Hank debacle 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jimmiferfreddette8583
      @jimmiferfreddette8583 Год назад +5

      I laughed pretty hard at that. He’s a terrible liar lol 😂

    • @jvb6961
      @jvb6961 Год назад +2

      25:02 when he does it again 😂😂

    • @Dylagm
      @Dylagm Год назад

      Wow I would hate to work with Billy, nearly derailed the video but yet the boys managed to turn it into great content

  • @miltonstoolie55
    @miltonstoolie55 Год назад +483

    Billy just covered in paintballs acting like he never gets shot 😂

  • @BrettfordBolts
    @BrettfordBolts Год назад +945

    “We did ruin Billy’s life putting him on the #1 sports podcast” 😭

  • @CaptOblivious-rg6uu
    @CaptOblivious-rg6uu Год назад +210

    It's astonishing how Billy didn't get hit once during the entire video but still manages to end up with a bunch of paint on his clothes. He must have been just shooting himself to make the other guys feel better, what a guy's guy.

  • @michaelpizzuto8578
    @michaelpizzuto8578 Год назад +79

    Billy going full cop mode yelling at max to surrender and get on the ground had me dying

  • @thetigersaysmeow
    @thetigersaysmeow Год назад +137

    Hank had the funniest line lol. “Well the adrenaline he doesn’t feel it if he gets hit. So it’s kinda a little loop hole”. Lol

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando Год назад +275

    “Billy’s lying right now” can be used every week on any episode since he began PMT 😂

  • @kaledaniels8014
    @kaledaniels8014 Год назад +416

    I used to work as a Paintball Referee and I can say 100%, without an ounce of doubt, that the worst people to referee for were the Billy types. Caused all the problems with other participants, cheated, and almost always tweaked their own version of the surrender rule.

    • @shmulesgold990
      @shmulesgold990 Год назад +20

      i played a ton growing up, can confirm, the billy type is the worst.

    • @beefox406
      @beefox406 Год назад +6

      Did big cat not cheat when he admitted he was hit but it didn't break? That would've been two rounds for Hank and max, I think an executive decision is as made to milk more content by agreeing to let it roll.

    • @Timlareit
      @Timlareit Год назад +33

      The hardest part of being a paintball ref is telling your parents you’re gay

    • @lfish7792
      @lfish7792 Год назад

      @@Timlareit😂😂😂

    • @Nightlanetrain
      @Nightlanetrain Год назад

      Be a better ref

  • @CramJohnson88
    @CramJohnson88 Год назад +451

    Billy is the type of guy to commit a crime on camera just for him tell the Cops “dude, that’s not me. I didn’t do it”. One of the great liars of our generation.

    • @Kip-Dynamite
      @Kip-Dynamite Год назад +3

      “They literally caught you in 4K!”

    • @TravisCalvin5
      @TravisCalvin5 Год назад +2

      He's a prolific liar, not a great one. He is bad at lying, he just does it a lot lol

    • @nickl6715
      @nickl6715 Год назад +2

      ​@@TravisCalvin5lmao a rather important distinction. Billy is the living embodiment of the boy who's cried wolf all the way into young adulthood. He's long since squeezed every last drop of believability and rightfully so.

    • @ShowMeYourTates
      @ShowMeYourTates Год назад

      @@nickl6715 that’s pure delusion at its finest, he truly believes he’s right and it will be like that for the rest of his life

  • @joshewert13
    @joshewert13 Год назад +201

    Love him or hate him, he was different. Hard not to laugh at the straight up lies and takes he had.

  • @ccarey86
    @ccarey86 Год назад +128

    Delaying this video so long literally just caused Billy to take more strays even though he's off the show. Big brain stuff here

  • @tygerstyle22
    @tygerstyle22 Год назад +230

    Billy yelling “SURRENDER” had me dead

  • @shmagler6067
    @shmagler6067 Год назад +71

    Billy lifting his shirt and being peppered in whelps is so funny

  • @warrencbell3560
    @warrencbell3560 Год назад +105

    Thank you for your service Billy.

  • @Kocobutter
    @Kocobutter Год назад +167

    6:50 Billy doing some navy seal maneuvers, Jake scared in a corner and the cut to Max is hilarious

    • @JohnSmith-qg8so
      @JohnSmith-qg8so Год назад +5

      Fucking hilarious trifecta lmao “I’m scared”

  • @jaggr1287
    @jaggr1287 Год назад +56

    Good on you guys for getting Billy active and out of the house for a while, I know his parents really appreciate the help

  • @stevenficyk2211
    @stevenficyk2211 Год назад +47

    'Surrender'.. 'Okay!'.. 3 sec later 'I got you, you're out" Gotta love Jake pulling a fast one on Hank at the end. 😂

  • @cmay6536
    @cmay6536 Год назад +79

    All those years of service are finally paying off for Billy.

  • @juniorborunda2945
    @juniorborunda2945 Год назад +45

    I didn’t know how zesty max was.. he looks like he closes the refrigerator door with his hips and says “boop”

  • @samuelhanrahan7177
    @samuelhanrahan7177 Год назад +27

    Also Billy saying, "I got shot on the elbow once", while his pants are literally dyed green is a top 10 Billy moment.

  • @donaldduck4886
    @donaldduck4886 Год назад +31

    Billy bragging about not getting hit hard and then there being like 5 different welts as he lifts his shirt will be how I always remember Billy

  • @CB-ke5xx
    @CB-ke5xx Год назад +19

    Billy lifting his shirt and claiming to not get hit when there are at least 4 visible welts is so on brand 😂

  • @ShamanOfShaftNeverLost
    @ShamanOfShaftNeverLost Год назад +60

    We need a Billy lie counter for this

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 Год назад +11

    Jake saying “Okay” to Hank yelling for him to Surrender and then shooting Hank in the back 2 secs later is hilarious

  • @chrisboiler8965
    @chrisboiler8965 Год назад +33

    Big cat after PFT wins the toss and says he’ll pick second: “so Billy and Jake are on my team.” The look from PFT was great. They both knew what was up.

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 Год назад +37

    Billy will use this experience to say “he understands” to veterans 😂

  • @Tport2iLL
    @Tport2iLL Год назад +43

    Jake shooting Hank after surrendering was awesome

  • @Jwtexan2386
    @Jwtexan2386 Год назад +166

    Billy is so clearly going to become a terrible cop now that he’s off the show

  • @SportsCultureFragrance
    @SportsCultureFragrance Год назад +103

    Billy has managed to annoy me just minutes into a video after he quit the show. RIP to the best to ever do it

  • @goCAPS26
    @goCAPS26 Год назад +27

    Jake just sitting behind a wall not doing anything the whole time is on brand

  • @erikanson6257
    @erikanson6257 Год назад +3

    you can tell big cat truly had enough, cameras or not, when he goes "yeah billy i go out when i get shot you fuckin idiot!"

  • @willskissick4100
    @willskissick4100 Год назад +22

    Man. What a curtain call for billy! We sure did watch

  • @user-ll7yb1lc1h
    @user-ll7yb1lc1h Год назад +27

    Billy’s “do sumthin do sumthin” made me want big cat to fire him on the spot

    • @jomarsantiago978
      @jomarsantiago978 Год назад +4

      For real dudes out of control

    • @cchhaadd33
      @cchhaadd33 Год назад +7

      He’s not in Chicago and didn’t get a desk in NY. Didn’t have to fire him, he’s already done.

    • @rooosterrr
      @rooosterrr Год назад

      would actually listen to macrodosing if billy waasnt on the show, would be a good dyay@@cchhaadd33

  • @paulboudreau3754
    @paulboudreau3754 Год назад +11

    Billy has the fog of war in his brain at all times.

  • @Poke_Magic
    @Poke_Magic Год назад +30

    Having Jake means you’re a man down at the start

  • @MrTimocheese
    @MrTimocheese Год назад +17

    Not having a dedicated ref on Billy is there own fault.

  • @dreww8799
    @dreww8799 Год назад +3

    Billy served in Fallujah (Barstool NYC Office) and it shows with this rage.

  • @Youngbull20
    @Youngbull20 Год назад +11

    Absolute masterclass from Billy

  • @okyes176
    @okyes176 Год назад +33

    Would've never guessed Billy was the one who was cheating

  • @bobscousinbob7702
    @bobscousinbob7702 Год назад +19

    This is exactly what we sounded like playing paintball in third grade.

  • @joshuawalker8335
    @joshuawalker8335 Год назад +7

    That overhead shot of Hank running with the flag 😂

  • @Drobo1
    @Drobo1 Год назад +6

    Billy- “I didn’t really get hit”
    *His shirt looks like it’s tie-dyed from all the paintballs

  • @seancarroll5938
    @seancarroll5938 Год назад +5

    Billy lying about being shot and going super hardo, all while Jake is arguing about the rules of capture the flag is a pure microcosm of PMT

  • @patrickr9716
    @patrickr9716 5 месяцев назад +2

    Big cat looks just like Farva from Super Troopers in this video

  • @maxsmyth1430
    @maxsmyth1430 Год назад +16

    billy thinking he could outrun a paintball the entire time is very on brand

  • @10barclayt
    @10barclayt Год назад +54

    Jake crying about them having to put the flag back instead of just picking it up and taking it back was infuriating.

    • @timmyriggs69
      @timmyriggs69 Год назад +6

      He's a very confusing human being

    • @kjkampa191
      @kjkampa191 Год назад

      ​@@timmyriggs69he ain't human

    • @kjkampa191
      @kjkampa191 Год назад +1

      ​@@timmyriggs69he is some sort of virgin cyborg

  • @thechocotaco
    @thechocotaco Год назад +12

    Billy is the guy you never invite back to paintball

  • @kylemoak3747
    @kylemoak3747 Год назад +6

    “A lot of people are saying I’m a better soldier than Billy” 😂PFT

  • @burdawg3000
    @burdawg3000 Год назад +14

    Billy correctly predicting what everyone was going to do, but then devising the worst attack plan imaginable is why he will be missed. Byebye beautiful brained boy.

  • @layboy4313
    @layboy4313 Год назад +3

    Max being taken as a POW in the middle of the round is so funny

  • @nanlogi13
    @nanlogi13 Год назад +6

    Big Cat usually says things with some noticeable sarcasm, but when he said, “yeah at least I go out when I get shot you fucking idiot” that had some pointed vicious intent

  • @CavalierKingdom
    @CavalierKingdom Год назад +2

    "SURRENDER! SURRENDER!" Billy's real career path is cop lmao.

  • @Aquafi3d
    @Aquafi3d Год назад +2

    Billy yelling surrender at max looked like cop bodycam footage

  • @gemin1546
    @gemin1546 Год назад +11

    So wild to me that Billy has a job that doesn't involve making sandwiches.

  • @SpruceOrpheus
    @SpruceOrpheus Год назад +3

    Billy’s legs literally looked like they were dunked in paint after big cat shot him. But in true Billy mentality sticks to, never hit never surrender 😂

  • @joej1511
    @joej1511 Год назад +10

    “We all hate each other now” No you all hate billy now 😂 the absolute worst possible way to end his time at the podcast

  • @aidanburyska3075
    @aidanburyska3075 Год назад +2

    Billy “stop resisting” football

  • @Brandon-youtube
    @Brandon-youtube Год назад +3

    Thanks for your service Billy

  • @alecwissler284
    @alecwissler284 Год назад +8

    Billy had 2 more on his back and like 13 on his legs 😂

  • @joshackley2496
    @joshackley2496 Год назад +7

    "We did ruin Billy's life by putting him on the number one sports podcast, that's a fact." Love it.
    Billy does act like he's doing these guys a favor by sticking around.

    • @joshackley2496
      @joshackley2496 Год назад +1

      Lol, in my head when I made this comment I wondered how Billy is going to stay on the show when I haven't seen anything that says he's moving... Definitely did not know he's off the show now but I stand by everything I said.

  • @1wordsnst27sdkai
    @1wordsnst27sdkai Год назад +6

    Thank you guys your helping me get through some shit.❤

  • @TimJonesKnows
    @TimJonesKnows Год назад +9

    I’m here for the flanking

  • @brianseg8519
    @brianseg8519 Год назад +2

    Billy said fuckit, last day working for these guys 😂🤣

  • @erickyoung8453
    @erickyoung8453 7 месяцев назад

    pmt having a security guy might be the funniest thing about this video

  • @andrewnovakowski2326
    @andrewnovakowski2326 Год назад +5

    This is exactly what I expected. Perfect!

  • @xxpay
    @xxpay Год назад +2

    Solid "allahu akbar" by billy at 7:15

  • @andrewboyce7268
    @andrewboyce7268 Год назад +4

    Billy mentally hasn't developed past 13, acts just like my nephew 😂😂

  • @heyjfeds
    @heyjfeds Год назад +4

    There's an alternate universe where Billy was a cop who ended up causing a city to riot because he used too much force one time.

  • @GingerGrantful
    @GingerGrantful Год назад +10

    The paintball place should have told them the basic rules.

  • @briansegovia924
    @briansegovia924 Год назад +3

    No one going to mention Jake hittin Hank from behind after he pussied out and said "okay" for surrendering? heard loud and clear

  • @connortiernan3003
    @connortiernan3003 Год назад +4

    Aerial view was a brilliant idea. Love it. Gonna miss Billy’s shenanigans.

  • @UssSouthDakota
    @UssSouthDakota Год назад +2

    Billy: wtf the 10 foot rule guys!
    Also Billy: *entire strategy is running within ten feet of you as soon as he sees you so you can’t shoot him back*

  • @Fog_raw
    @Fog_raw Год назад +1

    Billy acting like he knows paintball safety while holding his barrel up the entire time lol

  • @Ledaddy236
    @Ledaddy236 Год назад

    Billy screaming “Allahu Akbar” and getting hit is insane 😭😂😂

  • @kevinmunguia7381
    @kevinmunguia7381 Год назад +2

    billy's ability to make me swap bewteen team billy and then team fuck billy so many times in the span of a video is impressive

  • @mookiethedoggy4368
    @mookiethedoggy4368 Год назад +2

    drone shot was pretty sweet

  • @t3hfrankie1
    @t3hfrankie1 Год назад +1

    This is hilarious watching them just yell at eachother legit getting angry

  • @gagehartsell2193
    @gagehartsell2193 Год назад

    Billy losing/ lying is such a beautiful swan song to his time on the show

  • @gilbertguerrero2656
    @gilbertguerrero2656 Год назад +5

    When lying is like breathing, you may want to re-evaluate your life.

  • @weemackee
    @weemackee Год назад +16

    Intern Billy's antics were funny and when the suspension began last year I thought it'd hurt but the pod's better off without. The Jake/Billy contrast was the only thing keeping it afloat. A Jake/Max due is so much less cancerous and better for the team.

  • @coleroth9161
    @coleroth9161 Год назад +2

    Hahaha they are literally kids I love this video

  • @devanm1062
    @devanm1062 Год назад +3

    Hank plays paintball like napoleon dynamite lol

  • @bdheidbhg2847
    @bdheidbhg2847 Год назад

    Serious shout out to whoever choose that music, Nerf Arena Blast was an amazing computer game in the 90s. Great vibes

  • @delloman1
    @delloman1 Год назад

    Hank: “alright yeah you’re the worst person”😂

  • @tylerchopskie3874
    @tylerchopskie3874 Год назад +3

    7:17 Billy 😂

  • @brettscheuer7773
    @brettscheuer7773 Год назад +3

    Lions fan here, top tier content

    • @cwissmo
      @cwissmo Год назад +1

      Giants fan, just want to say underrated comment

  • @BasketballBreakdown89
    @BasketballBreakdown89 Год назад +1

    Max being alpha’d by Billy had me crying 😂

  • @gmille24
    @gmille24 Год назад +2

    SURRENDER !!!! Billy is too funny

  • @austin8820
    @austin8820 Год назад +1

    If billy was a cop, you already know he’d be turning that body cam off

  • @benben18302
    @benben18302 Год назад

    Big cat yelling at billy after billy shot him at 26:00 was so good

  • @andrewlewis9234
    @andrewlewis9234 Год назад

    BILLY JUST YELLING SURRENDER SURRENDER TO NOBODY….classic

  • @37notout38
    @37notout38 Год назад

    We need more Paintball content with the PMT crew

  • @kaiserflanderson2632
    @kaiserflanderson2632 Год назад +5

    The billy surrender was wild lol, they were on opposite sides of a wall. Surrender isn't a uav lol

  • @ralphh428
    @ralphh428 Год назад +2

    You focus on them and I’ll focus on them
    -Hank

  • @evandorniden4649
    @evandorniden4649 Год назад

    “SURRENDER!”
    “Okay”

  • @CoLa_Golf
    @CoLa_Golf Год назад

    16:50 Billy yelling at Max to surrender 😂😭

  • @OSmellz
    @OSmellz Год назад

    PFT running with the flag looks like Kyler Murray in toddler scramble mode

  • @fras2point028
    @fras2point028 Год назад +2

    I think we all knew subconsciously that Billy thought he could out run a paintball.

  • @brady.hoffman
    @brady.hoffman Год назад +1

    billy using jake as a human shield @ 11:08

  • @drevil4798
    @drevil4798 Год назад +1

    Good ol Swings and Things lol. Always chaos