Endless Pineapple | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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“Man, I’m ok. And I’m not ok. and I’m trying my best. And I’m asking for help when I need it. And I’m alive. This is life. You know what, I’m tryin to live it.”
That’s real man. Gang gang. Thanks for living
GangGang
That's the truth right there
Onward, brother
jake gregory resonates with me for sure
We love you Theo
"I'm not a quitter, I'm just not a good starter" so funny hahaha!!
Like Connor McGregor
The First Sober Monday in Years. Cheers Theo, let's get this hitter
I'm done with heroin now and a lot of Thanks to Theo for the mental help. Continue on your path on what makes you happy bruh. Have a good monday. Gang.
@@coshannon I appreciate your message man, I hope you have a good week! Gang Gang
Nice. Good for you, keep it going. Day by day brother, and every day that goes by you'll wake up more, then before you know it you'll feel better than you ever thought possible. Trust me. Hang in there.
Sober Monday, gang gang. I'm sober today too.
Yall boys out here tackling the dark arts. Youve got support from all of us. Gang
"Mother may I rest my head, though I did not try my best". I noticed you tearing up. This hit me today. I like to say I always try my best but I don't. Our parents have issues as do we. I think I can speak for many when I say I appreciate you opening up. Being a combat vet I have skeletons that constantly haunt me but we all do. I appreciate your quick wittedness and more so honesty. Gang gang.
Dan Glass Beautifully said♡
Gang gang bruh! And thank you for your service ✌️
Are you okay now, bro?
Thank you for your service sir
@@JaneDoe-tn8tn yeah Im sorry my point was not to grab attention for my service but simply to say we all have crap we deal with and its refreshing for someone to open up who holds that audience.
"Whats he gonna be, head master at crayola summer camp." Lmao
the fact that you showcase how youre a regular human being instead of pretending your happy all the time helps me find even more comfort in your podcasts.
Norm Macdonald should come on. Seems like that would be a legendary episode.
To Dave, I'm touched that I could even have the out reach to you. Sometimes life kicks us down brother. It's hard to realize how grateful we all are to even have an attempt at connecting with one another. Keep your head up man, keep strong and fighting. Much love and good on you for reaching out.
Trick lung in the flesh
Which episode did you speak on mate? Would like to hear it.
@@alexfxlll Hey man! My name is Mickey, I've spoke to Theo within the past year on and off about my health and Lung Transplant. Theo played a message I left him on the "Snow Days" episode.
@@mattphillips8852 Hey mat! Gang!
Thank You Mickey! God bless them new hitters boy!
This is my church, and sadly I don't always come to church. But I always feel better after going.
Gang Gang
I grew a mullet. Its like my crucifix
I feel this. Gang gang bro. 🤘🏼
Amen to that gang gang
A few weeks ago I barely heard of Theo Von. Now, all I watch and listen to is the Rat King.
Gang gang good sir, got yourself another rat in the pack.
Same here
that "not set up to feel someone loving you" thing is no joke. I suffer and have suffered from that my whole life. For a long time I feared i was a sociopath and only cared about myself, but the MOMENT my daughter was born, everything changed.
just always felt like i was "supposed" to feel a certain way toward family and friends/loved ones but always felt empty. Always felt like i had to "act" like i did to seem normal. fake smile, etc when in side if they dropped dead i wouldn't change a step in my schedule - just felt NOTHING- then my daughter was born in 2016 and that changed
Fuck man, that’s good to hear. I feel the same way, my gf wants to hve kids and I’ve been really struggling with the thought of it, a big part because I saw my dad just so distanced from us as kids, he was always just so lonely and disconnected from us so I learned that from him. Now I’m like in my early 40’s and it’s been fucken hard to shake it. Hearing you say that having kids has given you that feeling back gives me hope
Feras Khan plenty of people showing "affection" which i only know from references of movies and realizing in the environment that that's what "affection" was -
David Kymdell you take those feelings you had when you were a kid and make it a priority to make sure your kid NEVER knows what that feeling is like. Just love them down to their soul. The rest will follow.
David Kymdell make no mistake, having a kid can give anxiety that "you can't do what you want anymore" or "what if i'm not a good parent or know what to do" - you'll know what to do. Communicate with ur significant other and "tag" in and out so it's not always on one person and things should even out
Theo should be Spade's long lost half brother in Joe Dirt 3, Witness Protection, throw in a Takashi Six Nine cameo and you've got yourself a movie with at least an 11% on Rotten Tomatoes
Why do u think hes being going out to dinner with him so much
Anal.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 12%
brilliant idea tbh
I find this guy voice so relaxing
Bro you are hilarious! "Beat the sandwich out of someone" 😂😂😂
Brendan Schaub the type of dude to shampoo with Herbal Essence
sounds chill af
Bwahahaha good one
And for sure the type of guy that make those moaning sounds when he rinses his hair
And moans the whole time while washing his hair
Brandon scab 😎 gang gang buzz buzz
Bruh... I'm from Texas, spent about a decade in and around Louisiana, but I'm stuck in Alabama now friendless and alone. Your podcasts really help bruh. Helps me remember that just because I might be alone now, the whole world of people are still there outside this black hole. Hope to see you live pretty soon. Wish you all the best, stay strong off the titty flicks, you doin the Lord's work!❤️✌️
Andrew Bowbandrew I'm right here below Dothan alabama on the Florida line. what part of Alabama you in my friend?
I hope I don't die in Alabama! #bishopgunn #theovon #greyblockpizza
@@chupacabraracing181 a wonderful little slice of sadness called wadley, Alabama. I'd have to drive towards civilization for 20 minutes to be in the sticks bruh...
@@themelissaeileen 😂😂 it's been an issue...
Bored as hell so decided to check out Wadley Alabama out of curiosity... what a dump bruh, what the hell is that college doing in the middle of nowhere? apologies for sounding like a stalker. onward.
I could listen to this guy talk about anything, he is magical with words
I've never cried during the opening of a podcast before, until now. The laughs to come will be that much sweeter. Love your style, humor, accent & cadence. Everyone loves you!
Just refreshed my page as you uploaded, ready for this Monday hitta
Been patiently waiting on some dark arts shit
it choked me up when he shed that tear, this man is pure with a heart of gold whos just trying to put out great and fun vibes, much love brother, I hope I get the opportunity to meet you one day. gang gang
This is the funniest man alive. Also very kind
Theo lookin like a 10th grade girls softball coach that never made it in the minors
Where they gonna hide tekashi 69? In a crayon box LMAO
"They called it a 'queen bed', and I was like 'where is this bitch"
I love this.
You know its a hitta when that Evan Bartles opens the podcast up. Gang Gang!
Awesome opening! Love that song just cuz of Mr Von!
That song bruh, that hit you in the feels hitta.
Makes me choke up everytime to fucking good
"im not a quitter, im just not a good starter". . . . basically resembles my entire life.
We already like you Theo, that is why we bought the tickets! Chill :) - Australia
'thats that Vietnamese French Kiss'. I'm dying over here.
Song at the 2 min mark is so good.. Kinda gives me David Gray vibes, as always great podcast dude! Sometimes i just wanna give ya a big stright male hug Theo, can tell you're a great dude & shit hits you hard sometimes.
Listened to the audio version this morning on way to college. I had to pull over because you had me in tears talking about tekashi 69 in witness protection.🤣
Im 25. smoked for 4 years than on and off again another 2. its tough. haven't touched one in 5 months. feel amazing. you got this breh
Someone needs to put together a compilation of Theo talking about 6ix9ine going into witness protection
Theo!!! Just got my tickets for Kansas City. Cant wait to see the show!!! COME OOONNNNNN
'I wish we had laughed more' dang this whole mumma insight his wishes with his mum had me appreciating what i have with my mum im so glad she got her own life although it meant taking on all this responsibility in a country she just spent a decade in she made us feel the importance of keeping the connection with the family we grew up with she still felt the importance of being a good daughter in law and sister in law and taught me to love my family even cuz we're all people and she worked so dang hard to get us our own lives dang i love her so much thanks man this is like therapy oof
Theo's got one of the greatest ways of talking i've ever heard.
“Y’all making them pigs nervous cause they got sweat in the meat” gang gang theo
Theo Von has a lot of words of wisdom; he might say it a bit differently, but it still hits home for anyone who listens.
God bless you, brother... keep fighting them dark arts.
Thank you Theo for introducing me to that song at the beginning! I had to replay it again and close my eyes the second time. Such a powerful song.
“When ur arms get too much weed in em they ain’t good at holdin on.”
GET INNNNN THERE!
Love yourself. If you do you'll be able to. I struggle with smoking too. I hate it wish I could quit but havent. I guess that's part of the depression too. Depression hits close to home for me. Killed my mom, multiple drug intoxication. All prescribed so be careful. It's like this. "A headache is not a sign of an aspirin deficiency". Something makes you depressed a pill is not gonna fix it. I love you man, you keep it real.
I am hoping you can make a stop in Tampa sooner than later.
Rainbow gunapottamus...hahaha!!! Dude looks like one of those things a painter wipes the extra paint out of his brush on...
That Monday morning humor hitter
Awe Theo, I didn’t mean to make you cry! I fuckin love you man!
But thank you for taking my call - thanks Nick! I appreciate your kind words.
Love Katie from Southern Ontario, 🇨🇦
I'm glad you asked that question. I'd been wondering the same thing. Been listening for a few months now and never knew why he was emancipated.
Damn, watch that Adam Sandler’s special, and that Chris Farley song, tears of joy right there!
24:10 "Yall making the pigs nervous before you kill them or somthing? because there is sweat in the meat" LMFAO you are hilarious bro
27:20 "That MB Jaw filler bra" ahaha
"someone who got lost a goodwill for a couple of minutes". I was dying from that joke after i thought about what that guy looked like and its totally Bobby :D
Bro had me in tears when he said he lets his but hair grow long and walks out the room backwards hahaha one funny man
When you just can't deal with all of life's drama and stress anymore you put on some Theo Von!
Australia likes you Theo, especially the people who have already bought tickets.
Hey Theooo! Happy Monday to all TPW fans out there, onward! #Gang
Camila Granja #gang #gang
Gang gang
Happy family day!!
gang gang happy Monday!
@@meganndaniell11 hey Megan do you have a DM or something I can message you on?! My Instagram is @toasterson
"HEAD MASTER AT THE CRAYOLA SUMMER CAMP?" HAAHAHAHA
Calls pineapple orange. Such a Theo thing to say.
Such a Mason thing to say..
69 will go work in a tattoo shop as a image catalogue :)
Theo you such a beast, i love it keep up the great energy
Gang Gang we feel you Theo.This game of life is hard man.Keep on moving, thats all we can do.
"No one's gonna judge me harder than I judge me", reallest shit I heard in a long time.
Love how Theo is getting that cash now. Hard work pays off brotha. Keep it up. Gang gang. 🙏
Come back to Toronto
I was the same way with quitting smoking. I've been smoke-free for 3 years with vaping. I know I just substituted one for the other BUT it is better than smoking ciggys.
Theo, with the lunch break hitta, hope everyone has a good week.✌🏼❤️
Happy Birthday Ralphie May. Your comedy forever lives on. We miss you big guy❤️
If Theo still drank he'd be the greatest Drunk History guest ever
So true.
Theo said he just saw Van Wilder for the first time. I wonder if he knows the move is based off of Bert.
"Excuse me. I just belched, and I don't know what else. I might'ah died."
I can imagine the Noah’s Ark part animated 😂 All those reckles animals selling their cooches.
"Mother may i lay my head dead." Great stuff Theo.
I had no idea certain things were hitters untill i heard Theo Von, now i know to get them
THEO VON with that hitter right out the gate. This guy gets on deeper level than most!!!! Funny as hell but stays humble, vulnerably open, and definitely helps more people then he knows.
THANK YOU THEO from the ones who don't can't thank you for your help in life 🤜🤛
Theo! u need to do another show in Melbourne Australia, all tickets have been sold!
Stitch Fix is LEGIT. I used it for about 5 months when I was making great money. And I loved it ! It gets better every time you receive a box !
Man I swear sometimes Theo will be talking about his feeling and the thoughts goin through his head and I'll be like "I feel the same way". Like when he was talking about not feeling the love of people that care about him. I feel that and understand where he is coming from. And then other times I will be dying from the shit he says laughing my ass off.
Love how a man so funny can talk about his depression too. You the realest my hitta
Damn Theo is about to get that bag from Australia
BYOG: Bring Your Own Goat, gang gang
Yeah, I'm Aussie! Endless pineapple here. I live in the suburbs, and I have about 30 pineapples growing. When I buy one with a top on, I just cut the top off, put it in the ground, and eventually you start getting pineapples! You may get three or four from them, or they respawn a branch after fruiting. They are low fuss.
Wildlife though, I'd take what we have over the monsters you have in the USA - bears, mountain lions, wolves. Not like snakes are everywhere.
Theo “Noah’s arc came from England and went to America, then to Australia. 😂
"The breast bone's connected to the...ankle" comedy gold right there..commmmmaaawnn!
Gang Gang
Seeing you in Houston this week. Looks like I'm bringing the pineapple #GANG
Tekashi in witness protection haha Theo really ripped that one Gang
Posted on my birthday and I missed it! FUUUUUCK...
Also I'm 8 days sober, brother!
I'm happy, and depressed, excited, worried, anxious and optimistic.
Been a struggle for me and I still fight the urges. We're gonna overcome these challenges together.
Gang Gang!
Stay strong!
Hey Theo. My uncle used chantix to stop smoking and it worked well for him. His only complaint was that it gave him some weird dreams. That was 7 years ago. Gang Gang
"young... could be man or woman... young tribunal Josh" lmao
Took me a while to warm up but now I’m on board w Theo. Sending Love 💕
Omg that caller about the butt hairs. Maybe the funniest call on this show ever.
That's what I love about this podcast. Dudes outchea ain't never scared to ask the REAL questions! Onward..
I might put somebody in a sleeper hold for one of them turkey Tom's from jimmy john. 😂
Sup Theo. Just discovered your channel and it's pretty dope. I wish you could do another special for Netflix because your stand-up is hilarious. For the past two weeks, my mom and I have been walking around the house saying "Oooooooo Mississippi!" You're the best, dude. And that song from the beginning was really powerful. duces
Theo should star in the reboot of the Ernest film series
Tekashi69 Calculator lol
Haha on witness protection gang gang bruh
The only calculator that isn’t allowed 50 feet within a school.
I'm with you Theo. Bought what I hope is my last pack on January 15th, smoked the last one Feb 14th. Here we go brah, gang gang.
You got me cryin and then laughin theo man
Hell yeah Theo throwing the Primanti Brothers sandwich on the list, now that might be worth a fight in sub-zero weather.
Theo "im not a quitter im just not a good starter" Von
T-shirt worthy fr
A couple horses "who the fuck is that" lmfao
Dam Theo! Laugh to keep from crying. Know why you such a good comic bruh you been through it. Takes a real man to open up like that. Salute to you sir.
Who's the 1 doodie collector that disliked the big V? I say we send him to Australia to get that puddin pop poison.
Love that hitter! GangGang from Colorado!!
Takashi69 sounds like a scientific calculator from Japan so maybe that’s a good spot son
"Wearin shoes made of choc-o-late" 😂😝
Much love to the first caller and his words. I believe he speaks for all of us Theo.
“ that natural cleansing foam ... I might drink a little of this “