Don't Move to Portland | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
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Been listening for about 2 years and listening to older pods crazy to hear this one it was the same time I was optimistic about new beginnings even put .nb as part of my email. Love brother thanks for the reminder it sticks with me
Theo speaks like a hillbilly Shakespeare and it's magical
To be or not to be, brah
This above all, to thine own self be gang gang.
Jesus this was already 2 months ago? I've been binging Theo, The Fighter And The Kid, D'elia, and Santano.
@@JayDeeLV As you get that hittah boi! Onward....
He is magnificent all the way around ❤
Theo is like the best random word generating machine possible he never really says anything but some how he does
He's that hillbilly Shakespeare boi
Its virtually impossibe trying to finish his sentences.
Thats that alcoholic psychology
Ribcage of a large cat, heart of a lesbian.
Mugsy Logan that’s the recipe to beat Down syndrome
@@justinthomas2334 hahaha what the fuck
30 or 40 ribs lol heavy on the bread
@Ray oh absolutely I'm a huge fan I've heard the bit lol I was just saying what the fuck like that is hilarious and a great comment perfect timing man it made me laugh
Compliments to you bruh hilllarious.. but yeah I've heard him say it many times about beating downs and in his down they call it downs and tism.
"She's so hopped up on something she sound slovakian" OMG ahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
My heart goes out to the guy that called talking about his mom issues. Love you man, hope you find some inner peace and a strong sense of self worth this coming year. You sound like a good dude and I wish you all the best! 💙
Youre clearly an amazing person. Workin on that inner peace! Thank you. ❤️
I drove 12 hours from STL to see you in New Orleans. It was amazing. Those drunks made no difference Theo you worked that stage like no one else
Kevtron9000 damn I figured stl would take more than 12 hours
It’s only ten, but Memphis bbq is in the middle ;)
"God made you small, but he gave you a big opportunity!" -Theo "the word wizard" von talking to a premature adult man attempting to better himself by going to rehab... Beautiful!
Good luck bro
"Griffin gets two spoons" Gang gang baby ..love y'all tpw family. Let's have our Monday morning service with theo!
"Imiagine if the lord put life into a snicker"
Theo Von looks like a Alley Cat Riff Riff thats trying to get his shit together!! 😆😄
They definitely sounded like the type of people to get kicked out😂
This was one of his best episodes. He really has the most unique and funny comedy in the game
“Ooohhhoo, Griffin gets two spoons 🥄🥄 🎶” 😂😂😂
Theo "Tank Top And Ya Don't Stop" Von dropping the last pod of the year and I'm all for it! Onward to another new year...
One armed caterpillar lmao wow Theo is a breath of fresh air! Ganggang all the way! TY THEO VON! Onward...
Starting 2019 with a few more subscribers than delia... I'm not Chinese or anything like that but 2019 is the year of the rat
"brajilian ziu zitzu" 21:17
lmao
Andre A LMAO! One of the best moments on TPW for me personally:) That was a real tongue twister for our boy Theo lol
@@chicksue7030 mine was the "proximity bad boy/French bulldog with a british attitude" lmao
To every one GOOD luck this new year god bless ya'll from Michigan
GANG GANG!!!!!
Flint Town
Gaaaang
lansing 517, watup doe
@@davidvaughn9 muskegon boiii
Saginaw here
Some of these quotes are fkn GOLDEN 😂
Woo! New podcast! Love these during work, making my life more bearable 😅
My ex and I moved up to Portland and broke up within 4 months. I have another friend who experienced the same. The caller was spot on! Portland blows...celebrate incompetency and nihilism!
Moving to the area was the biggest mistake I ever made.
@@MeltinJohn hope you and OP haven't perished in those dark art riots or gender fires.
Did your ex change?
Happy`NEW`YEAR`THEO!`Always love coming back to earth and checkin' in on you and your beautiful spirit..Stay Golden my son
Happy new year Theo and thank you for all the laughs and good times.
My New Years resolution is to watch more Theo von 😉 love you brother
Can’t help but smile.
Theo keeps it real!✊
Brajilion zhuzhitsu
Dang how old is it
Talking Mandarin Lmao I was dying laughing watching him try to get that out
Oss AF, bro. Shit had me rollin'
Dead af... had me cryin!😭
I first came into Theo von as a comedian from HMS, the local morning show radio DJ here in Phoenix AZ, I loved him their but never had a constant flow of his material until I found him on joe rogans experience. Now I’m not a real big fan or joe Rogans standup but love his podcast. But the way you hear joe Rogan explain Joey Diaz is the way I see Theo von. He cracks me up no matter what nonsense he says. Theo you’re my kind of comedy so I felt the need to show my support keep doing you and getting your work out there and I’ll keep watching. Love your shit bro.
watching you put a thought together is the highlight of my day
without seeing the video, im from portland. don't move here. too many people and roads are too small. way too much traffic/douchy people already.
You calling us douchey people bro? I see u.
@@kevinkanzler495 yes
Portland for the Polish!
Small roads? Come drive in Boston and you will think your roads are highways
I've live in Lebanon Albany area , sorry but we've smelt ptown for 20+ years. People act like the town was a mecca for a while....a mecca for what piss and poop, that's why its called ptown
I just finished watching our midnight fireworks here in Sydney and what better way to start 2019 than with some Theo before bed 😘 happy NY gang!
sydney australia stunk like shit after the fireworks
Nadia 168 Happy New Year Nadia, from Ohio! Wishing you love, peace and happiness for 2019
Been waiting for this new video!!!!
Can't wait till they make the "Little Theo" cartoon set in his hometown with all the characters.
kinda like bill burr did with "f is for family"..netflix needs to get on top of this quick
The squirrel story with the song - wth? But this is why I’m binging these videos again. So many golden quotes in these podcasts.
Woke up to a nice, fresh podcast hitter boi.
Thanks Theo. Much Love through 2019
Lets get this hitta!
That new beginning comes mine is here and grateful. I’ve been workin towards this and it’s about to be amazing! Wish everyone the same!!
Theo never lets us down. Holidays be damned! Appreciate you buddy.
Hope y'all have a safe and happy New Year!
Let's avoid those DUI's. Nobody wants to kick off 2019 walking everywhere.
Hot damn! That _New Beginning_ swoozy woozy orchestral hitter left me gobsmacked. Gang Gang
Onward--->
Happy New Year!!!
Gang
Gang gang
Theo coming on strong in that Powerful wife beater 😂 keep killing em bro 👍
a cut of dove....peace meats...i'm done hahahaha
That Drake joke 😂
I love this man so much!!
The intro alone is gold.
this is my first time watching a full podcast coz i never have enough time and I'm so glad i have, thanks Theo for how much work u put in to everything that u love doing like u stand ups (and I definitely think you should upload them up on here. I'm all the way from Australia so I can't go to any shows) and also your podcast, literally u've made my day today and like u said u show up to this podcasts when u struggling n ain't feeling ur best so on behalf of everyone that loves listening to your random and unimaginable thoughts we really appreciate u're comedy/entertainment and ur hard work annnd i hope this podcast triples in subscribers n listeners for the new yr coz u guys deserve it! wish u all the best n God bless! :) (thanks for being so open and genuine too, really appreciate that too!)
You actually crack me up tho pls come to Australia!😄
@@alinethani2236 Theo made it official: He'll be coming Down Under in May!
"i want that new beggining .. i want that primero oportunidad " 😂😂😂 so you want that first oportunity Teodoro!😂😂😂 u are so original bruh
Your analysis of the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is on point. The more experienced training partners will take it to the level your at and maybe just a hair over so you get better. Well said brotha Gang Gang
To all this past weekend family, Happy New Year. Xxxx
Happy new year from Scotland!
Happy New Year Theo!!!
“Make daddy wanna eat, ya feel me” 😂😂😂
I love listening to beautiful, slow & engaging music with the Rat King
This was certainly the best video I could have chosen as my Theo Von introduction
😂😂 ❤😅.
Warms my soul he’s so damn odd but wise.
Martial arts will blow your mind my dude.
Hope you found what you were searchin for Theo!
Running around on his tippy toes setting the table
Happy New Year!!!
Portland resident here. Thank you, Theo.
Needed this episode! Gang gang
that aussie new years fresh hitter
Thanks for always making me laugh ! You are truly an original . 👍👍👍😊😊😊 !!!
30 min in and its 75% nonsense 😂 Love it
About 10 percent of America looks like drake these days.. much true
8:50 gingerbread bad boy lmao lol
"He's got that corporate warbler"
Happy New Year to the Rodent!!
Flamboyantly enchanting
The karate makers n tha house boi! Get those hittas
Lives in Portland. Can confirm
Same.
El Capitan You want me to send you proof I live in Portland? Well our Governor(Kate Brown) the lady who wants to defund the police, and just removed two police forces, and enacted a bill requiring masks outside, was just caught hiking with two police officer bodyguards, none of which, including her, were wearing a mask. The month after two police forces were removed July’s murder rates are the highest in our city in over 30 years.
Hahahah. The piano drop 🔥. Theo Happy New Year to you and your team. Xoxoxo
You are one of the good guys Theo. Gang
Happy New Years, Gang! One of these days I'll get to a show!
Happy New Yearrrrr rat king!!! 🍾🍾🍾🎉
Love this podcast
Those squirrelly dope hitters
8:20 proximity bad boy lol
Theo you are a master of random comedy. This bit about "what does this music make me thing of" at the beginning of this episode needs to be a regular thing. I recommend playing a song of any genre and for the duration of the song you talk about these scenarios that pop into your head.
“Bad eggetry” this is why i watch this show haha and can def relate to this episode...all the feels. wish u get all u want in 2019! @theovon @thetheovon
Happy New year
Theo, thank you for being out here and for promising to stay.
10;57 taking on the likeness of a bird and do business lol
It is art fam, keep doing you
Late Christmas party gang
That proximity bad boy. Lol
hit that hitter
Dude! Theo makes me laugh like a little kid!! Gang Gang!!
That confetti quote really rocks
Best story teller out there 😃😃😃 !!!
I feel like Theo's teaching me about the universe in ways that I can actually understand. NO HOMO. Also side note: getting a cut or bruise actually helps me remember that I have a body. Its a good thing because I live in my head too much. Gotta connect with my feelings and LISTEN TO MY HEAAAAAAAAAAART muah. kisses xoxox
I knew a guy that was handicapped and tried to get in a small boat. That music was perfect for that situation
Prognosticator I can't. 😂
Brother. Don't be afraid to talk the truth. You have a following . You have the chance to save my people. Our people. The people.
" a handy cap boy getting into a roe boat" ..perfect!
Tanked out Slovakians from Mogadishu are trying to Shawshank the Artist
The song is a new Beginning by Raymond Grouse btw. took forever to find it!!!
That proximity bad boy / That girthy soldier.
1:10:54 when Theo is talking about the belt Schaub and Callen gave him. Lol
Theo: I just discovered you this year and I want to thank you for all the enjoyment. You're a funny guy but many comics are, you're special or different in the way you work words. Very strange and thought provoking the act is half jokes and half "What did he say?...what the hell is he saying?" You're great and I'll look for you everywhere.
1:09:26 “Chris d’elaidalaa”
“You got a Brazilian Jujitsu… Well how old is it?”
Secret garden hitter