@@blahthebiste7924 I'm just wondering how else this magical eye would supposedly see in all directions when our physical body is in the way of other said directions.
@@BradTheAmerican a lot more if you read. Depends on the platform. Movies no, games overwhelmingly no but books it's majority good no however some have it quite good
@@BradTheAmerican you do realize some stories make the hero win when the villain literally would have won if they did something else than what the story intended them for. Like when they just stand there and take the hit instead of dodging or they met the main character when they were weak but didn't kill them Demon slayer the mc met the antagonist and if the antagonist just killed him he literally would have ended the story
@@Dr.HooWho In demon slayer he could'nt have killed the mc since that would've given away his position for the hunters or whatever. Also his family was there and all that
the amount of money, power, fame, and other goodies you could muster with that power would be a good trade-off. Maybe even touch a few hundred books on dealing with migraines.
You can tell the person who wrote that has never had a migraine because my first question was is it going to be a 6 hour migraine that I'm still recovering from 2 days later except it happens daily or is it going to be a migraine that puts me in the hospital again except daily. They're probably one of those assholes that think migraines are just a slightly worse headache you get over easily
Right? Like, who the hell thinks that's a good idea? Thankfully, I haven't had a migraine in a few months, but when I was younger I very nearly had the downside on that button already. At least two a week. It was TERRIBLE. I ended up puking from the pain multiple times on most of those days.
Obvious low intelligence joke aside, I don't think an NL with even more obscure movie, music, and geography knowledge would be that much different from now
He was horrified at choosing a 50% chance to die for 100 million dollars, but accepted 1% nuke chance for 50 million. Would he do 5% to die for 75 million?
I really want NL to play more of this. Make it a mini-series. It's hilarious watching him go off on tangents because of these dumb questions written by kids with no real world experience.
I've had two migraines so far - started with blurred vision then an increasing pain to the point where I have to lay down, all while having extreme nausea. One time I even vomited due to it. NL definitely made the correct choice to not have those daily
I had them regularly as a teen, like once every month and a half or so from age 14 to 17, they tapered off and stopped once I finished growing. Something fluttering at the edge of my vision moving in towards center, then intense head pain and pressure for about 4 hours along with extreme sound and light sensitivity, always culminating in vomiting, then dying down to a regular headache with general weakness for the rest of the day. I can't imagine being like that every single day, I think I'd legit want to die.
If you respawn 3 days after every death, even if the decay that would happen to a dead human body in that time period is not an issue.. Surely your body will still age while you are alive, eventually getting so old and worn out that you die again pretty much instantly upon respawning. Basically I think hitting the button on that one is asking to be spawn camped by old age for eternity.
Depends on the principle of respawning, I guess. Like obviously if someone cuts you in half, if you respawn you're not gonna be in two pieces. Now, then, aging is slowly dying too, if the cause of death is a specific kind of cell decay, will the cause of death remain as is in that scenario too? The way I see it, to a degree they're the same, and I believe the former of being cut in half is a given to be restored, so I don't see why the latter will be your demise for certain. Take the logical extreme a bit further, maybe you could intentionally slice yourself up to be restored to a better state. Maybe not. Depends whether it's mending or reverting or something else. Certainly an interesting angle to consider, either way.
@@NearoC Expecting to respawn in non fatal condition makes a lot of sense I think, but reverting being cut in half to the point where it's non-fatal means you're not cut in half anymore, completely removing the problem. It's different with cell decay, you can have a lot of it before it's actually fatal, and reverting it to a state of just-before-it-turns-fatal only does so much. Also, in order for you to die again from being cut in half when you respawn would require someone to be there ready to do it every time. Which is a scary thought, but probably unlikely. Old age on the other hand is always waiting.
@@Chromodar Yeah I mean that is fair, and I think interpretations like that are fair too, yeah maybe you'd respawn with a few days left from old age. It depends I guess, I imagine things more specific like heart failure would be remedied properly, cancer maaaybe? more vague your cause of death is the less it'd probably be reverted, I suppose. Lol yeah having some ready to shred you up would be terrifying, though in the scenario I got this power I probably would try to find out. On the other hand, the amount of pain of all the non fatal slices before you died would probably be as bad or worse than old age death looping, at least for a while.
@@NearoC Oh God, I didn't even think of it maybe requiring multiple chops. I wonder what you would have to do to piss someone off so much they'd go through with that every 3 days..
the amount of people writing questions for this site who are / were clearly minors coming up with scenarios where they hypothetically have complete control over other human beings and sexually abuse them is truly alarming. Where are your parents dude. They gotta take the computer away
All these "go live in a fictional universe" questions remind me of the time I watching one of the Hobbit movies and realized the world of Lord of the Rings is actually a really shitty place to live. On Earth, if you wander out into the country, maybe you might get attacked by like wolves or something. In Middle Earth, you leave town and being killed by a roving band of orcs becomes not just possible, but incredibly likely. You're not even safe in the cities either, they get attacked all the damn time!
The drunk driving one is so sociopathic "if there were no punishments for killing people because you are driving drunk and you 100 percent will kill people while driving drunk would you do it??" imagine being a person who voted yes on that for a second if its truely what they believe.
Guys hear me out . It is me who wrote the noobslayer comment 5 years ago . It's so weird to hear it now makes me remember exactly the moment I wrote it
I imagine the NL who pushes the button for the thumbnail question would be like the bizzaro world NL, as opposed to the NL we know, who has one of the most beautiful voices known to man, but has been 45 years old since middle school
I don't get that one question. There's a 40% chance I drop dead instantly, and the only down side is that I might end up with a $100,000,000? Sign me up
Depends on your stance on worst voices ever but Gotfried has one of the best! Perfect for a comedian, instantly recognisable, fantastic for voice acting.
1:52 Englishman here, it was a good joke because there was a layer of truth behind it. And in front of it. And in between. The whole thing was a truth.
1348 was when half the world population died due to the Black Death. It lasted approx. 5 years and had subsequent outbreaks about every 10 years after that for multiple generations. Europe was hit the hardest. I'm not sure I'd hit the button. :)
I feel like the love and respect one would have exponential value as the people who love and respect you would be able to convince others to touch your genitals and eventually everyone will know and touch your genitals especially if you use your love and respect to your benefit.
Another comment for Al! I love hearing NL rant in general and when it's something inherently both ridiculous and worthy of at least some discussion, it's even better.
lots of people call their headaches "migraines," but anyone who's had an actual migraine will not be pushing that mfin button lmao. I get one like once a *month* and it takes me out.
I've only ever had normal headaches and I feel like they're already soul crushing as it is. I Dont go anywhere without paracetamol, just in case. I hope i never graduate to the big migraine leagues
So many of these have no downside. "You will be given the ability to do x but it will do y" If you're being given an ability, you don't have to ever use it if you want. There's no downside
I think that's a bit naive. There is no downside only if you have perfect willpower at all times. For example "you can create one large pizza per day out of thin air" has no downside by your standard. But I would not give myself that power. Because I know I would end up eating too much pizza when I'm drunk, or have a craving at 2am, etc. Sober-and-well-rested-me does not want to give drunk-me or tired-me or depressed-me this ability.
NL: "You're basing your life on a coin-flip basically to die for a 100 million dollars" Also NL: "I would take a 1% chance of being nuked for 500 million dollars"
I originally thought that this was kinda a stupid segment for a stupid game. Then I remembered that I love just hearing NL talks about random subjects. So these were A+ and I’d love to see more
Unlimited technology budget: all new pc, monitors, all the consoles, huge tv's for every room in the house, full smart home suite, solar panels installed. I'm sure there's more I'm not thinking of, but it would add up very fast.
I’ve had a migraine before. It’s absolutely excruciating. Feels like my brain is bouncing around like a pinball, not to mention immense dizziness and nausea.
When he got asked if he could do any drug ever w no downside and he was like "no I can finally find out what all the rage is about of krocodil" I lost it 😂😂
I live for the 2010 era comments on this website
Haha like a boss dude! Like a boss!
These comments are epic for the win
Or epin, for the connoisseurs.
Like so ryan can see
I bet you like JB
I actually really like this content, like, it's just "prompts for NL bits: the website".
Agreed
I've honestly never been so excited for a sequel to anything.
I have recieved a heart. I feel appreciated and my day has been made.
"We live in the batman universe, basically. There's just no batman." Dead
We live in a society
Best series for NL rants
Bro have you even watched Isaac
@@thebffguy9064 probably not cause those videos get like a third of the views on his other videos
BRO HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED SUPER AUTOMATED PETS?
The invisble eye one is an absolute nightmare when you consider it sees in all directions, and the sun exists.
It doesn't have X-ray vision though, right?
Neck sunglasses.
@@blahthebiste7924 I'm just wondering how else this magical eye would supposedly see in all directions when our physical body is in the way of other said directions.
@@BradTheAmerican Fair point.
id like to think you can choose where its look at any point in time, not all seeing everything all the time
"You live forever but still age." is a whole canon hub on the SCP wiki and it's existentially horrifying
It's also based of Chiron from Greek mythology. Some versions, at least.
can you drop the link?
Which one?
@@EnviedShadowhe end of death canon
@@spoonzone Thanks!
"another 10 mins and we'll do some chess puzzles" video still has 30 min left egg
this is arguably as, if not more, tactical as chess
I read this in NL's voice
Coming of the high of “pressing the go live button” joke in the first video. The year is starting off pogged
Imagine being mute and getting the "world's worst voice" question.
"You can live in any fictional universe, but you are the villian"
Dr. Eggman incoming
In how many fictional universes does the villain not get destroyed by the heroes in the end? That was a quick no for me.
@@BradTheAmerican a lot more if you read. Depends on the platform. Movies no, games overwhelmingly no but books it's majority good no however some have it quite good
Superman, I'd be Lex Luther, turn my life around while being a rich billionaire, and the universe now has a superman
@@BradTheAmerican you do realize some stories make the hero win when the villain literally would have won if they did something else than what the story intended them for. Like when they just stand there and take the hit instead of dodging or they met the main character when they were weak but didn't kill them
Demon slayer the mc met the antagonist and if the antagonist just killed him he literally would have ended the story
@@Dr.HooWho In demon slayer he could'nt have killed the mc since that would've given away his position for the hunters or whatever. Also his family was there and all that
"but I did kill the pope and all the cardinals" had me in immense stitches
it's so good omfg
I totally forgot the Vatican City is a country, and has a population of like, 800. man this was funny.
But that would be good. Killing pedophiles
NL starting off the 2021 content full of pog
The migraine one is ludicrous, why would Someone hit yes to that? I can’t function or work the days I have migraine.
the amount of money, power, fame, and other goodies you could muster with that power would be a good trade-off. Maybe even touch a few hundred books on dealing with migraines.
I literally get migraines all the time and im an idiot so i might as well press it lol
I get them like 1 out of 3 days already lol it was an ass question
You can tell the person who wrote that has never had a migraine because my first question was is it going to be a 6 hour migraine that I'm still recovering from 2 days later except it happens daily or is it going to be a migraine that puts me in the hospital again except daily. They're probably one of those assholes that think migraines are just a slightly worse headache you get over easily
Right? Like, who the hell thinks that's a good idea? Thankfully, I haven't had a migraine in a few months, but when I was younger I very nearly had the downside on that button already. At least two a week. It was TERRIBLE. I ended up puking from the pain multiple times on most of those days.
36:13 "Oh my is that dog shit? Yum Yum!" NL, 2021. Off to a great start already with the quotes, I see!
That shit was so funny
This was streamed on Twitch before 2021, not trying to be that guy btw
mmm thats so nice
I love how around a quarter of these are just "become an eldritch monstrosity." Literally the best button video I've ever seen.
Could you imagine how BIZARRE it would be for China to announce that it's firing nukes JUST at Canadian entertainer Ryan Letourneau 🤣
It reminds me of End Of Ze World
Alternative interpretation, China cannot nuke Ryan Letourneau for five years
NL's already living in a fictional world as the villian, it's called twitch.
This is probably the funniest s*** I've ever seen in my life * bonk *
NL: Censors himself on youtube to appease the ad revenue gods
also NL: 22:08
This is from Twitch
You can't say sex on the internet!
and 31:10
NL with twice as much knowledge is terrifying
Obvious low intelligence joke aside, I don't think an NL with even more obscure movie, music, and geography knowledge would be that much different from now
He was horrified at choosing a 50% chance to die for 100 million dollars, but accepted 1% nuke chance for 50 million. Would he do 5% to die for 75 million?
This man played almost 2 hours of “Will You Press the Button” and I loved every minute of it. He can literally get us to watch anything and enjoy it
I really want NL to play more of this. Make it a mini-series. It's hilarious watching him go off on tangents because of these dumb questions written by kids with no real world experience.
30:20 is such a real dad-NL moment, it even gave me existential crisis about children I don't even have yet
i'm so glad this is back. just love NL's constant state of incredulity and bemusement
i take it back he just said our food is bad
This is so good. I had no idea I even wanted this. 2021 starting off strong.
"you would get an english Master Degree, but-"
I WILL NOT
"you get to be the pawn in chess"
NL would just sac me to get zany
39:37 "Yeah, but you could JO with Goku" got me real good with that contemplative look after reading it NL
21:03 that's basically how Eragon defeated the king- made him feel the pain and guilt.
Go back in time save JFK. But before going back you memorize a lot of lottery numbers and stock trends.
Somebody already pressed the superpower button and gave us all thumbs.
absolute God comment
I've had two migraines so far - started with blurred vision then an increasing pain to the point where I have to lay down, all while having extreme nausea. One time I even vomited due to it. NL definitely made the correct choice to not have those daily
I had them regularly as a teen, like once every month and a half or so from age 14 to 17, they tapered off and stopped once I finished growing. Something fluttering at the edge of my vision moving in towards center, then intense head pain and pressure for about 4 hours along with extreme sound and light sensitivity, always culminating in vomiting, then dying down to a regular headache with general weakness for the rest of the day. I can't imagine being like that every single day, I think I'd legit want to die.
If you respawn 3 days after every death, even if the decay that would happen to a dead human body in that time period is not an issue.. Surely your body will still age while you are alive, eventually getting so old and worn out that you die again pretty much instantly upon respawning. Basically I think hitting the button on that one is asking to be spawn camped by old age for eternity.
Depends on the principle of respawning, I guess. Like obviously if someone cuts you in half, if you respawn you're not gonna be in two pieces.
Now, then, aging is slowly dying too, if the cause of death is a specific kind of cell decay, will the cause of death remain as is in that scenario too?
The way I see it, to a degree they're the same, and I believe the former of being cut in half is a given to be restored, so I don't see why the latter will be your demise for certain.
Take the logical extreme a bit further, maybe you could intentionally slice yourself up to be restored to a better state. Maybe not. Depends whether it's mending or reverting or something else.
Certainly an interesting angle to consider, either way.
@@NearoC Expecting to respawn in non fatal condition makes a lot of sense I think, but reverting being cut in half to the point where it's non-fatal means you're not cut in half anymore, completely removing the problem. It's different with cell decay, you can have a lot of it before it's actually fatal, and reverting it to a state of just-before-it-turns-fatal only does so much.
Also, in order for you to die again from being cut in half when you respawn would require someone to be there ready to do it every time. Which is a scary thought, but probably unlikely. Old age on the other hand is always waiting.
@@Chromodar Yeah I mean that is fair, and I think interpretations like that are fair too, yeah maybe you'd respawn with a few days left from old age.
It depends I guess, I imagine things more specific like heart failure would be remedied properly, cancer maaaybe? more vague your cause of death is the less it'd probably be reverted, I suppose.
Lol yeah having some ready to shred you up would be terrifying, though in the scenario I got this power I probably would try to find out. On the other hand, the amount of pain of all the non fatal slices before you died would probably be as bad or worse than old age death looping, at least for a while.
@@NearoC Oh God, I didn't even think of it maybe requiring multiple chops. I wonder what you would have to do to piss someone off so much they'd go through with that every 3 days..
the amount of people writing questions for this site who are / were clearly minors coming up with scenarios where they hypothetically have complete control over other human beings and sexually abuse them is truly alarming. Where are your parents dude. They gotta take the computer away
for real, some of them have weird implications
Like you literally never thought of that.
@@drvofoka7033 brother I'm gonna hit you with some real hotness: no I literally never have thought of that
@@drvofoka7033 thought of what?
@@titaniawallace4223 If you say so.
All these "go live in a fictional universe" questions remind me of the time I watching one of the Hobbit movies and realized the world of Lord of the Rings is actually a really shitty place to live.
On Earth, if you wander out into the country, maybe you might get attacked by like wolves or something. In Middle Earth, you leave town and being killed by a roving band of orcs becomes not just possible, but incredibly likely.
You're not even safe in the cities either, they get attacked all the damn time!
The drunk driving one is so sociopathic "if there were no punishments for killing people because you are driving drunk and you 100 percent will kill people while driving drunk would you do it??"
imagine being a person who voted yes on that for a second if its truely what they believe.
Guys hear me out . It is me who wrote the noobslayer comment 5 years ago . It's so weird to hear it now makes me remember exactly the moment I wrote it
I also made this account five years ago si it explains a lot
I imagine the NL who pushes the button for the thumbnail question would be like the bizzaro world NL,
as opposed to the NL we know, who has one of the most beautiful voices known to man, but has been 45 years old since middle school
he caught me off guard when he cursed ngl
It’s illegal for NL to curse!
Was looking for this comment
Right?? Not that I care, o just wasnt prepared
nl generally doesn't curse on content made for youtube but on twitch he sometimes does, and this is a twitch VOD
delete this so he doesnt get demonetised
31:02
That delivery!!!
Christ that was hilarious 😂 😂 😂
I normally do not really like videos where streamers just play would you push tje button, but NL is just so good, I love it!
I don't get that one question. There's a 40% chance I drop dead instantly, and the only down side is that I might end up with a $100,000,000? Sign me up
Depends on your stance on worst voices ever but Gotfried has one of the best! Perfect for a comedian, instantly recognisable, fantastic for voice acting.
This is genuinely Nothernlion at his peak. I don't know what it is that does it for me but the commentary hits the spot perfectly.
Please do more of this, I almost lost a lung laughing
First button is literally this year
Technically last year when I had 3 lockdowns in my country
Could be different for you because I don’t know if your in lockdown
NL made the same joke.
Such extremely entertaining content :)
‘50 people dying in Lichtenstein, that’s gonna be a bad day’ got me real good :P
I hate to say easy solution for them but become part of Switzerland.
The highlight of my day is watching NL while I eat breakfast
The cannot own a car one is easy- so your wife owns 2- you just drive one of them. Or you have a motorbike.
Or just pay a chauffeur with your unlimited wealth
or move to a european city where u don’t need a car
1:52 Englishman here, it was a good joke because there was a layer of truth behind it.
And in front of it.
And in between. The whole thing was a truth.
Honestly I absolutely LOVE this series! Keep it up NL
"Why not live in the fictional universe of Seinfeld" killed me somehow
1348 was when half the world population died due to the Black Death. It lasted approx. 5 years and had subsequent outbreaks about every 10 years after that for multiple generations. Europe was hit the hardest. I'm not sure I'd hit the button. :)
This is such amazing content, NL. I'm loving the rants and thoughts haha
"... maybe i've had them but they just feel like headaches to me because I'm built different" the bangers are just sliding out
This is some heavy philosophy he lays on almost on every question. It's like sitting down and listening to the egg-Buddha.
“Severally” ~NorthernLion 2021
Ryan I wanted to say my friend died on his 25th b-day Thursday and I appreciate the company through this shit
This popped up on my feed and man it had me rolling. The prompts are so fucking bizarre and hilarious, and NL turns the gold into platinum
I'd press the button for the Ice cream one... I need a reason to not eat icecream.
I feel like the love and respect one would have exponential value as the people who love and respect you would be able to convince others to touch your genitals and eventually everyone will know and touch your genitals especially if you use your love and respect to your benefit.
Another comment for Al! I love hearing NL rant in general and when it's something inherently both ridiculous and worthy of at least some discussion, it's even better.
"I can't sleep cause my beds on fire."
27:30 The look on his face like he really came up with something clever there had me cracking the fuck up. Oh my god.
"You can get superpowers, but everyone can get super powers."
Oh God the Karen's would kill us all! 🤣
I’m really enjoying this content. Thanks for the quality entertainment.
I can’t quite describe it, but I love this in the same way I loved the ddlc videos
It's like poetry, it [REDACTED]
Or... instead you just buy a motorcycle and drive safely with it, literally no downside.
I can't wait to see the arc in NL's life where he has to try and talk his daughter out of a tyrannical rain over the people of the world
Extremely pogged. Can't believe I slept on push the button content for 2 weeks
"That's called taking a vacation to England"
I want to dislike the video out of principle, but I just can't.
our food isnt even badly made its well made but boring as all fuck
@@HmineCrafter I agreed and then my mate sent me a picture of his toad in the hole and I came
lots of people call their headaches "migraines," but anyone who's had an actual migraine will not be pushing that mfin button lmao. I get one like once a *month* and it takes me out.
I've only ever had normal headaches and I feel like they're already soul crushing as it is. I Dont go anywhere without paracetamol, just in case. I hope i never graduate to the big migraine leagues
16:15 some people just want to watch the world burn, Master Wayne
So many of these have no downside.
"You will be given the ability to do x but it will do y"
If you're being given an ability, you don't have to ever use it if you want. There's no downside
I think that's a bit naive. There is no downside only if you have perfect willpower at all times. For example "you can create one large pizza per day out of thin air" has no downside by your standard. But I would not give myself that power. Because I know I would end up eating too much pizza when I'm drunk, or have a craving at 2am, etc. Sober-and-well-rested-me does not want to give drunk-me or tired-me or depressed-me this ability.
16:20 I would press this one, then at least everyone else can have pokemon in their life.
XXX_NOOBSLAYER_XXX is the internet's true name.
19:21 I'm saving Jesus. Nipping that problem in the bud.
That bewitched one was actually pretty difficult. I don't think I've ever made it through the entire video before.
27:40 just summon a high-end graphics card out of thin air, sell it, put some of it towards an uber fund. Easy yes.
I thought "you are young and beautiful *forever* " implied lite-immortality.
NL: "You're basing your life on a coin-flip basically to die for a 100 million dollars"
Also NL: "I would take a 1% chance of being nuked for 500 million dollars"
I mean it's just risk vs. reward.
I originally thought that this was kinda a stupid segment for a stupid game.
Then I remembered that I love just hearing NL talks about random subjects. So these were A+ and I’d love to see more
thank you ganghis khan for the mega cheer
Unlimited technology budget: all new pc, monitors, all the consoles, huge tv's for every room in the house, full smart home suite, solar panels installed.
I'm sure there's more I'm not thinking of, but it would add up very fast.
Can this be a regular/semi-regular series for a little bit? I love listening to NL’s thought process
I already get a migraine every other day, might as well become a savant because of it.
haven't laughed this hard in a while. the comments are so good lol
I’ve had a migraine before. It’s absolutely excruciating. Feels like my brain is bouncing around like a pinball, not to mention immense dizziness and nausea.
How does NL hate anime so much, but knows what is going on in my hero academia?
You are so entertaining. Finding your youtube channel was a blessing (thanks gothamchess)
Simply absorb the knowledge on a book about stopping migraines
"you become twice as knowledgeable but half your heart is damages by a heart attack"
me: HA 2x 0 is still 0, easy no
this series is pure gold please make more
When he got asked if he could do any drug ever w no downside and he was like "no I can finally find out what all the rage is about of krocodil" I lost it 😂😂
26:34 This sounds like a description of your typical "high risk high reward" item from a roguelike (so like Tonic from Risk of Rain)
i laughed for like 3 minutes straight at the neck eye thing i have no clue why