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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @patrickchase3307
    @patrickchase3307 5 лет назад +4879

    "I'm nervous. Not because of this. I have a big court date later today" is potentially the funniest thing I've heard.

    • @paintandletters
      @paintandletters 5 лет назад +271

      I'm in a lot of trouble, please dont ask about it.

    • @jmsimon1490
      @jmsimon1490 5 лет назад +42

      I YELLED

    • @patrickchase3307
      @patrickchase3307 5 лет назад +1

      Meryl O'Mahony lame

    • @neaq
      @neaq 5 лет назад +11

      7:45

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 4 года назад +37

      Can u imagine how much these comments fuel juliens aries ego

  • @taliay3031
    @taliay3031 4 года назад +1828

    I feel Like Kermit is the friend that shows up un-moisturised

    • @EV1SCERATED
      @EV1SCERATED 4 года назад +56

      kermit doesnt show up

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +54

      But he makes sure you're moisturized

    • @smilysprid
      @smilysprid 4 года назад +11

      He licks his skin dry. Never been moist

    • @Joemother6838
      @Joemother6838 4 года назад +12

      Not with lotions, but with spit and mucus!

    • @angelicastatham584
      @angelicastatham584 3 года назад +13

      Hes the friend that's sweaty and oily

  • @rebecca4077
    @rebecca4077 5 лет назад +2182

    “I’m six”
    “.......”
    “Can I have a ride home?”

    • @nataliegiles2554
      @nataliegiles2554 5 лет назад +53

      Kai? have a ride home?

    • @babybluecheeks
      @babybluecheeks 5 лет назад +36

      I'm literally crying! He killed me with that

    • @rachelrose3573
      @rachelrose3573 5 лет назад +36

      That was *the* highlight of the podcast omg i laughed sooo hard

    • @rlorose
      @rlorose 4 года назад +18

      can we go to chuck-e-cheese

    • @morganreese7
      @morganreese7 4 года назад +35

      “I HunGy” 🥴💀💀💀

  • @katherinemruskovich525
    @katherinemruskovich525 5 лет назад +2420

    Plot twist: Julen is stealing jennas money and blaming peach

    • @zerofox641
      @zerofox641 5 лет назад +121

      Katherine Mruskovich Plot twist twist: he’s trying to take Jenna’s money so he can give it to Paesh so she can pay Jenna back

    • @Future_Phoenix
      @Future_Phoenix 5 лет назад +29

      @@zerofox641 The scamming duo.

    • @sairuhbby
      @sairuhbby 4 года назад +45

      Peach took Jenna's money to be Julien's investor

  • @catherineb196
    @catherineb196 5 лет назад +2315

    “How much are you asking for?”
    “M-money??”

    • @whatwhat7798
      @whatwhat7798 5 лет назад +139

      Catherine B my favourite from the last one was
      “How much are you asking for”
      “How much do you have?”
      “No that’s not how this works”

    • @catherineb196
      @catherineb196 5 лет назад +13

      asia thomas I just spit out my soda - that was so freaking funny 😂Thank you for reminding me! I’m definitely rewatching 1 and 2 after this.

    • @catherineb196
      @catherineb196 5 лет назад +1

      nova_ray honestly, same 😄

    • @saykay6801
      @saykay6801 2 года назад +3

      “They don’t come with a charger..”
      *glances around*
      “I don’t know where they all went”
      This sends me everytime

  • @aamandazittlau5505
    @aamandazittlau5505 5 лет назад +2019

    No one:
    Jennas beanie under her headphones: 📈

  • @isabelcutting9546
    @isabelcutting9546 5 лет назад +4160

    Julien stealing all of Jenna's money just explains where Peach gets it from

    • @somayanoor9389
      @somayanoor9389 5 лет назад +21

      Isabel Cutting I thought the same thing 😂😂

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 5 лет назад +13

      *surprised pikachu face*
      😂

    • @charmingdevils
      @charmingdevils 5 лет назад +51

      THEY BOTH OWE HER MONEY. 😂

    • @isabelcutting9546
      @isabelcutting9546 5 лет назад +32

      @@ShadowSailor The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree

    • @_kiwicat_5574
      @_kiwicat_5574 5 лет назад +1

      Isabel Cutting 😂😂😂

  • @rickydillon
    @rickydillon 5 лет назад +819

    shark tank is one of my favorite shows, this is one of my favorite podcasts. I love it when they collide

    • @noahpompa9749
      @noahpompa9749 4 года назад +14

      ~when worlds collide~

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 4 года назад +6

      Noah Pompa ~ u can run but u cant hide ~

  • @leenspleeen
    @leenspleeen 5 лет назад +1991

    Julien: "Jenna, do you like when your boyfriend cuffs you in the bedroom"
    Jenna: "helLO"
    Me: "HELLO"

    • @foolsgold632
      @foolsgold632 5 лет назад +79

      Me: 👀👀👀

    • @sarahwaters5375
      @sarahwaters5375 5 лет назад +235

      I didn't know she had a boyfriend? 🤔

    • @annelencallaway2826
      @annelencallaway2826 5 лет назад +62

      @@sarahwaters5375 do you have a clue who it is? 🤔

    • @nickepler7255
      @nickepler7255 5 лет назад +4

      yeah it’s julen

    • @via2733
      @via2733 5 лет назад +182

      raven nikolas no they're just friends

  • @harmonynoel430
    @harmonynoel430 5 лет назад +421

    "I fell on my ear"
    "I'm six"
    I was literally crying along with Jenna lmao

  • @emma-ji5mb
    @emma-ji5mb 5 лет назад +554

    “AirPods came out relatively recently” “Yeah when I was 5.... I’m 6. I’m hungwy.” 😭

  • @kathycronin9602
    @kathycronin9602 5 лет назад +1874

    Jenna, Julien, I’m concerned as to why you haven’t let Bunny sit on the table yet. Is it because she still has all her teeth? Either way please correct this immediately
    Kind regards
    - #bunnyonthetable2020

    • @meganold443
      @meganold443 5 лет назад +77

      #bunnyrightsmatter

    • @Dane-ro5hm
      @Dane-ro5hm 5 лет назад +41

      #bunnytooscared

    • @what.4849
      @what.4849 5 лет назад +76

      The table might be too tall... #BringBackTheDogStairsCostume

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 5 лет назад +78

      Bunny needs her own throne/chair in between JnJ.

    • @kallieeverson8614
      @kallieeverson8614 5 лет назад +23

      stoooopppp, i laughed way too hard in my college's library at this. i love you

  • @xxliveyourlife22xx
    @xxliveyourlife22xx 5 лет назад +2011

    Me: *ready to hear Julien pitch shark tank ideas*
    Julien: “who do you think holds the record for hitting the most players in baseball?”

  • @katystephens576
    @katystephens576 5 лет назад +448

    Julien's salesman audiobook: The Not-Subtle, Aries Art of Sellin' It to 'Em

    • @abbieluvsu123
      @abbieluvsu123 4 года назад +6

      Katy Stephens underrated comment.

  • @s1ddh4r7h.p
    @s1ddh4r7h.p 5 лет назад +492

    That blender alarm should've made an ' *EH PE PE PE PE* ' sound lol

    • @ashleylaganella7235
      @ashleylaganella7235 5 лет назад +2

      Siddharth Prabhu lmaooooooooo

    • @nicky9845
      @nicky9845 5 лет назад +2

      Omg genious 😍Would definatly buy it

    • @Future_Phoenix
      @Future_Phoenix 5 лет назад +1

      And the "bake buddy".

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +1

      I LITERALLY looked up "Jenna and Julien ringtones" a couple of nights ago and almost did exactly this.

  • @beths9929
    @beths9929 5 лет назад +307

    Jenna: “I like you”
    Julien:....”what’re you doing later”
    Hahah I love them

  • @earthstar7534
    @earthstar7534 5 лет назад +1011

    Julian just called out his ashy friends straight out of the gate.

    • @klearlyklouded
      @klearlyklouded 5 лет назад +13

      I felt so attacked

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 4 года назад +19

      thought he was gonna say “uninvited” but no UNMOISTURIZED

    • @maxsemo2880
      @maxsemo2880 4 года назад +8

      “It hurts a little, but it’s okay.”

  • @luciferthetranz
    @luciferthetranz 5 лет назад +294

    I just almost choked on my soup when he said “and no one will call the cops because it’s so loud they will hide”

  • @zw00p16
    @zw00p16 5 лет назад +2078

    “Everybody has that friend, that always comes to your house UNMOISTURIZED”
    Me, a makeup artist: “YES!!!!!”

    • @Corn22
      @Corn22 5 лет назад +11

      Zahra laine LMAOOO

    • @Sailor.Catracha
      @Sailor.Catracha 5 лет назад +85

      I thought he was gonna say "uninvited" but he killed me with "unmoisturized"🤣

    • @teddyb6238
      @teddyb6238 5 лет назад +4

      same...the dandruff kills

    • @zw00p16
      @zw00p16 5 лет назад

      JK hahahhahah yes it made me FOLD

    • @SkarlettesMomma
      @SkarlettesMomma 4 года назад +9

      Tell me why no matter what I do I'm FLAKY

  • @abbywarren6649
    @abbywarren6649 5 лет назад +490

    Julien: "Do u want one for personal use?"
    Jenna: "ya I'll try it"
    julien: *turns to camera and smirks with eyes wide*
    I laughed so hard when I saw that!!😂😂

    • @jebecky839
      @jebecky839 5 лет назад +29

      A moment that could be plucked straight outta the office *mwah* _chef's kiss_

    • @thisphoneisbusted
      @thisphoneisbusted 5 лет назад +1

      wait sorry do u have a timestamp?

    • @mynameisbeech
      @mynameisbeech 5 лет назад +18

      @@thisphoneisbusted Found it! 35:43

    • @abbywarren6649
      @abbywarren6649 5 лет назад

      @@thisphoneisbusted oh sorry haha!!

    • @abbywarren6649
      @abbywarren6649 5 лет назад +1

      @@mynameisbeech thx lol

  • @themcpyful
    @themcpyful 5 лет назад +673

    That line above Julien's head makes it look like he's wearing one of those kid's propeller hats.
    Which only fits even more with them bep bep vibes.

  • @alexaalvarado6560
    @alexaalvarado6560 5 лет назад +150

    "hello my name is salesman"
    *pauses for laughter*
    *no laughter*
    "hello my name is salesman"
    lmfaoooooo

  • @larissa-.-vink
    @larissa-.-vink 5 лет назад +457

    When julien said: when I was 5, yeah. and uh i'm 6
    I LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY WATER

    • @Hilppap
      @Hilppap 5 лет назад +10

      I had to stop the video and go pee before it would've ended in my pants. Julien is just...unbelievable.

    • @agjul
      @agjul 5 лет назад +2

      Larissa Vink I was eating and almost choked

    • @larissa-.-vink
      @larissa-.-vink 5 лет назад +6

      And just jenna scream laughing made it 10 times funnier. i can’t

    • @jacqb.4299
      @jacqb.4299 4 года назад +3

      I literally typed out almost the same comment before seeing yours 😂 love that we all had the same experience

  • @NotTheNurse
    @NotTheNurse 5 лет назад +1238

    "I do not want demonic energy in my oven"
    Me when I found out I was pregnant again

    • @tricia8054
      @tricia8054 5 лет назад +84

      Holy shit underrated comment. We used to call my friend's unborn baby demon semen, same vibe hahahha

    • @Sailor.Catracha
      @Sailor.Catracha 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @what.4849
      @what.4849 5 лет назад +7

      😂 i a m d e a d

    • @arsls17
      @arsls17 4 года назад +7

      LMFAO I am crying

    • @rlorose
      @rlorose 4 года назад +5

      Kristin Sanders OH MY GOD HAHA

  • @maddythemo
    @maddythemo 5 лет назад +820

    I want to see them give each other PowerPoint presentations on random stuff 😂

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +14

      That is a GREAT idea!

    • @nathanhaimson
      @nathanhaimson 4 года назад +34

      I want them to do it Impractical Jokers style and make incoherent PowerPoints for each other and they have to try to give a presentation on the fly that makes sense

    • @Maria-yv7sq
      @Maria-yv7sq 4 года назад +1

      this is such a good idea omg

    • @222browneyes
      @222browneyes 4 года назад +1

      Fairbairn Films do this a lot and it's hilarious.

  • @stacybruin6779
    @stacybruin6779 5 лет назад +203

    I love that Jenna thinks she can fool us that she grew 7 inches last year, when in fact it just a beanie perched jauntily atop her head. A valiant effort, but I see through the deception, Ms. Marbles.

  • @dalex2014
    @dalex2014 5 лет назад +559

    The deaf in one ear 6 year old, with a team of researcher ... s. 😂

  • @markboron5581
    @markboron5581 5 лет назад +81

    The first pitch when he just said "YOU WANTTT?" had me dyinggg

  • @friendlyinternetghost
    @friendlyinternetghost 5 лет назад +651

    when jenna whipped out the word "demographic" and julien said "im gonna be real with you, i dont know what that word means" it reminds me so much of my husband.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 4 года назад

      slug girl how so? Lol

    • @friendlyinternetghost
      @friendlyinternetghost 4 года назад +23

      @@AmethystEyes my husband doesnt have a wide vocabulary and just the way julien said it sounded exactly the way my husband would say that.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 4 года назад

      slug girl oh!

  • @empty9888
    @empty9888 5 лет назад +211

    Julien whispering: “does something else elevate it...?” destroyed me

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +8

      I legit couldn't tell if he was being serious

  • @achingsoul7149
    @achingsoul7149 5 лет назад +1027

    when the podcast hits

  • @amelia-tx2sv
    @amelia-tx2sv 5 лет назад +286

    “Everyone has that friend that shows up to your house unmoisturized” it’s me I’m that friend

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 года назад +1

      Sameee

    • @nina-xh5vk
      @nina-xh5vk 4 года назад +2

      i like ur pfp 😼

    • @amelia-tx2sv
      @amelia-tx2sv 4 года назад +2

      nina thank you I put my heart and soul into it 😌✨

  • @Margaretfogs
    @Margaretfogs 5 лет назад +607

    Julien “I’m Six” Solomita

    • @maggiequinncloud
      @maggiequinncloud 4 года назад +4

      Margaret Fogarty Let’s be real, that was the most honest thing he said. This boy has big six energy.

    • @annsbsbna615
      @annsbsbna615 4 года назад +1

      And he has a toolbox

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 4 года назад +2

      @@maggiequinncloud he can be 2, 6, 27, or 59 somehow

    • @maggiequinncloud
      @maggiequinncloud 4 года назад +1

      @@emmabell529 That’s truest thing I’ve ever heard. Sometimes he exudes Dad Energy, sometimes he’s like a brother, and sometimes he’s your annoying but lovable younger sibling.

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 4 года назад +1

      @@maggiequinncloud EXACTLY LMAO

  • @kellynicole5581
    @kellynicole5581 Год назад +53

    not sure if anyone will see this, but i just got home from the hospital last night after overdosing on my antidepressants, trying to end my life. this is the first video i’m coming to watch after being home. the comfort jenna and julien give me has gotten me through my darkest moments. i am so grateful these videos are still up ❤️

    • @gremli7778
      @gremli7778 8 месяцев назад +6

      I hope you're doing better a few months later since this was posted 💛 I'm glad you're alive, hang in there!

    • @madison5431
      @madison5431 7 месяцев назад +6

      i considered doing this last weekend. but i didn’t. and all i’ve been doing since is rewatching these. we’re both gonna be okay and bless j&j

    • @PIPFinalFilmProject
      @PIPFinalFilmProject 7 месяцев назад +5

      So glad y'all are still here. 💜 Even if we don't get new j&j, I am grateful they left us these comfort content campfires for hard times.

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 6 месяцев назад +1

      I’m glad you’re still here! I understand completely. I watched Jenna and Julien my whole pregnancy and still do. My son recognizes Julien voice and goes to sleep even still. I’m glad you made it out of that. ❤

    • @leela8641
      @leela8641 3 месяца назад

      🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

  • @carlymeier9185
    @carlymeier9185 5 лет назад +692

    julien: “why would a home invasion trigger it?”
    jenna: “because, your HEART RATE is ELEVATED.”
    this is honestly the type of humor i needed on an icky monday.

  • @Sophie-P
    @Sophie-P 4 года назад +52

    I’m rewatching these just to see Jenna happy, missing her content after a really hard therapy session- I used to watch her when I still lived in my abusive home and her content always made me smile and feel like life could continue- I’m respecting of her absence currently and my only wish for her as a creator and out of respect for as a human being- is that she’s happy. My wants for content don’t mean she owes me anything and I hope she feels supported and respected by all of us yanno :’) oh and I also love Julien and have watched all his videos recently and yeah :’) blessed humans

  • @clarahher9675
    @clarahher9675 5 лет назад +704

    "Well, turns out, our team of researchgh"
    - Julien Solomita, 2020
    edit: came back to this comment after like a year and forgot what the time stamp was so i rewatched the video in case any of y'all need it 13:05

  • @sodalexa
    @sodalexa 5 лет назад +154

    warning: do NOT and i mean DO NOT drink any liquids during watching/listening to this episode of the podcast I SPAT OUT ALL OF MY WATER WHEN LAUGHING

    • @rileyj2552
      @rileyj2552 5 лет назад +1

      dionysus it could be worse i was drinking hot tea

    • @rlorose
      @rlorose 4 года назад +1

      the same thing happened to me i tried to take one drink of water and julien said something really funny

    • @sodalexa
      @sodalexa 4 года назад

      loool you guys

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 года назад +1

      Had me actually crying

  • @nat78980
    @nat78980 5 лет назад +209

    Petition for julien to hold bunny in his lap like jenna does with the iggies

  • @abbie8094
    @abbie8094 5 лет назад +114

    jenna a year ago: one chokers
    jenna now: two chokers
    jenna in 30 years: does she have a neck?
    lol love y'all

    • @agjul
      @agjul 5 лет назад +1

      Abbie 😂😂😂😂😂 omg 💀

    • @rlorose
      @rlorose 4 года назад +4

      her entire body is covered in chokers head to toe- wait oh my god that’s a video idea for her

  • @sophiealexandra8052
    @sophiealexandra8052 5 лет назад +214

    Hughg fell on his ear and hacked a pair of AirPods, he's six today. Let us all wish him a Happy Birthday.

  • @alyssa_faith
    @alyssa_faith 5 лет назад +67

    The fact that many people watch the J&J podcast with just the sound makes me sad because the visuals add so much to it. The dogs, the movements, everything. You’re missing out if you only listen to this masterpiece of a podcast.

    • @agjul
      @agjul 4 года назад +11

      Alyssa Faith I used to just listen to the audio on Spotify. Finally watched the podcast one day and the visuals really do add so much, so now I just watch the podcast. The iggies sleeping on Jenna, Marbles being cute af on the table, Jenna and Julien's general reactions...all we're missing is Bunny.

  • @kyla5439
    @kyla5439 5 лет назад +218

    haven’t even watched it yet and i already know this is about to be so chaotic

  • @icrissa
    @icrissa 5 лет назад +235

    Why did Jenna keep calling Orangegreen "Julien"? Rude. 😂

  • @chloewebster5669
    @chloewebster5669 5 лет назад +287

    “They looked into it in the _science way_ and it shouldn’t be loud” ~ Hugh 2020 ( you pronounce the g)

    • @sarahbebe5022
      @sarahbebe5022 4 года назад

      Omg when he said this I died laughing. My neighbours must have thought I was a weirdo

  • @ErikajaneJ
    @ErikajaneJ 5 лет назад +163

    I can imagine children coming out of Good Clean Fun and immediately getting shot with the Moisturizer Gun. Get those two together! 🦈🎽

    • @Sophie-zy6qm
      @Sophie-zy6qm 4 года назад +18

      *lotion blaster 3 million

  • @cecel6643
    @cecel6643 5 лет назад +308

    John Cena highlights except it's John Scene-a who is a scene kid getting hair highlights for the first time

  • @chelseaprice4116
    @chelseaprice4116 5 лет назад +68

    When they were crying laughing and Julien under his breath said “I’m 6” again made me die 😂😂😂

  • @tipiriri
    @tipiriri 5 лет назад +317

    julien: it's an adblocker but for sponsored posts
    me: hits that mfing like button

    • @rlorose
      @rlorose 5 лет назад +3

      bodyandsoul actually tho would get that 😂

  • @megharris2235
    @megharris2235 5 лет назад +66

    "So you just need to be ready to speak a little Spanish in a home invasion or while you're working out" is this podcast in a nutshell

  • @whatwhat7798
    @whatwhat7798 5 лет назад +259

    A girl named Tessa Lyman on another podcast made the suggestion of you guys playing conspiracy theory roulette! You guys are the masters of roulette games but if there’s a way to do conspiracy theory roulette, it would be LIIITT FAM ❤️❤️

  • @mfm64
    @mfm64 5 лет назад +91

    That cloud over julien’s head looks like he’s wearing one of those propeller hats

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 5 лет назад +274

    "But it's fine. Because now you're moist... urized..."

  • @christinajancy
    @christinajancy 4 года назад +21

    Rewatching a bunch of podcasts, and I just wanted to say: Jenna, I hope you are doing good during this time. Don't forget we are so many who love you, and hope you will come back in the future, having fun and making crazy stuff for the dogs

  • @lijahabby7134
    @lijahabby7134 5 лет назад +573

    When you dink dink dink your way to the podcast from whatever else you were doing

  • @zoeo1920
    @zoeo1920 4 года назад +38

    jenna: *sobbing with a smile on her face* hügh: do you invest?

  • @jaimiefuller6125
    @jaimiefuller6125 5 лет назад +317

    Petition: If Jenna and Julien ever have a child, they should name it Hugh (pronounced hueg)

    • @addangel
      @addangel 4 года назад +24

      when she called him Huge 😂 that's when I started cry-laughing

    • @rupgmmb
      @rupgmmb 4 года назад +11

      Or they could call him Hugues, the french version of Hugh!

  • @KelliMarissa
    @KelliMarissa 4 года назад +131

    Jenna's mortified reaction to the cuffs 😂 that tells me this idea came from experience lol

  • @polly8777
    @polly8777 5 лет назад +341

    Jenna: they came out relatively recently
    Julien: yeah, when I was five
    I M S I x
    Jenna: *squeeeek*

    • @alyssastephens8691
      @alyssastephens8691 5 лет назад +2

      She highkey sounded like Kermit crying

    • @agjul
      @agjul 5 лет назад +2

      Alyssa Stephens like mother like cermet son

  • @LotteLaVey
    @LotteLaVey 4 года назад +86

    I just googled Juliens height, and got this:
    "Julien Solomita is a blue-eyed, brown-haired RUclipsr. He is blessed with charming looks and a decent physique."
    Google saying you have a decent physique is like being called 2008 hot.

  • @meawblackcatmeaw
    @meawblackcatmeaw 5 лет назад +247

    Julien: ARE YOU READY!?!? *Airiesing*
    Jenna: Don't... Do that.. *Virgo Energy*

  • @purplepanda216
    @purplepanda216 5 лет назад +57

    “Why are so many of these pitches just you stealing my money?” So THATS where peach learned it from

  • @OuiserWitch
    @OuiserWitch 5 лет назад +446

    The one thumbs down is from someone who couldn't handle the word MOIST

  • @t.m.gacutan5523
    @t.m.gacutan5523 5 лет назад +64

    "don't take him out of the oven, that is his home"

  • @xxliveyourlife22xx
    @xxliveyourlife22xx 5 лет назад +142

    Julien actually needs to go on Shark Tank, he is so good at selling these ridiculous ideas

    • @animalloverrr2000
      @animalloverrr2000 5 лет назад +6

      dude i want a cool shark to watch this like lori and then she can either invite julie on or join their pod as a guest

  • @KestralWolfe
    @KestralWolfe 5 лет назад +41

    I have to say, it's impossible to be miserably sad when watching y'all. Dad's Alzheimer's is getting so bad, and we can't affor a nursing home, mom called me sobbing.... but I got to Hugh the 6 year old, and stopped crying. Instead I was cry-laughing. Almost scream-laughing, but not quite. Thanks, guys.

    • @huntercrosby8882
      @huntercrosby8882 5 лет назад +4

      I’m sorry your family is going though a difficult situation! I’m glad you were able to find a little happiness and distraction for a little while.

    • @KestralWolfe
      @KestralWolfe 4 года назад +1

      @@huntercrosby8882 Thank you for that.

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 4 года назад +6

      Hey, just wanted to say that I know how incredibly awful that disease is. My grandmother has it right now and we are fortunate enough to be able to afford that care for her. But I remember what it was like before we got to that point. I hope you have at least as many good days as there are bad ones, and hopefully more than that.

  • @marsinator3675
    @marsinator3675 5 лет назад +407

    Claude has a court date later because he lotion blasted someone so hard they went outta orbit.

  • @pauldee1577
    @pauldee1577 5 лет назад +64

    "French fries are a mess. And if you use your fork, you're an insane person"
    *Canada has left the chat*

    • @kmarapatt
      @kmarapatt 4 года назад +2

      they never had poutine!

  • @olivia_152
    @olivia_152 5 лет назад +126

    WE’RE ONLY ONE PITCH IN AND IM ALREADY CRYING JULEN WTF

  • @edierichardson1999
    @edierichardson1999 5 лет назад +12

    the pure relaxation of the dogs in this podcast gives me a small but very credible amount of peace in life

  • @Thenoobestgirl
    @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +1297

    *Alternative title:* Julien Solomita and his split personalities bullshitting their way through a very chaotic pitch meeting for 52 minutes and 30 seconds straight.

  • @cherylt6762
    @cherylt6762 4 года назад +22

    Jenna's scream laugh is music to my soul.

  • @marissamerendino4540
    @marissamerendino4540 5 лет назад +47

    please never discontinue the shark tank podcasts, I laugh so hard everytime

  • @gremli7778
    @gremli7778 8 месяцев назад +6

    Timestamps!
    0:52 opening convo
    5:37 welcome to THE TANK 👹
    7:29 lotionblaster 3million
    12:15 blender alarm
    17:49 V-R U SURE ABOUT THAT
    21:35 good clean fun
    27:17 ibreathe 2.0
    30:10 icuffmedaddy
    35:58 baking buddy
    38:54 #ad-block
    40:24 NSAyeee
    41:05 -snake- special oil
    42:03 phonebook "again"
    43:52 ketchup gloves
    49:48 ending convo

  • @thebiggaybeech2751
    @thebiggaybeech2751 5 лет назад +73

    lmao jenna got so red at the "icuffmedaddy" product

  • @madisonmojave3805
    @madisonmojave3805 5 лет назад +48

    I really just can't express the kind of pure joy and laughter that these podcasts bring me. y'all got me CACKLING

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +1

      I wonder if my neighbours think I'm losing it because I watch these before bed and cackle my ass off

  • @irmniko8399
    @irmniko8399 5 лет назад +138

    I really needed this I woke up full of anxiety and depressed this morning but Juliens Shark Tank ideas always make life better

    • @ohrats731
      @ohrats731 5 лет назад +11

      Irm Niko when you’re convinced you won’t be able to do anything but watch RUclips in bed all day but Jenna and Julien post and suddenly you’re listening to the podcast while getting your shit together 👌

    • @prisonmike6707
      @prisonmike6707 5 лет назад +5

      i really hope your day goes wonderfully tomorrow!:(

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +2

      @@prisonmike6707 why tomorrow? Why not today as well?

    • @prisonmike6707
      @prisonmike6707 5 лет назад +2

      @@Thenoobestgirl highly viable as well:)

    • @Cararhi
      @Cararhi 5 лет назад +1

      Irm Niko I hope you feel better!! Dink fam is always here for you!!

  • @TheEdolan11
    @TheEdolan11 5 лет назад +236

    Jenna just gave constructive criticism to a product called “icuffmedaddy” 😂😂😂

  • @sherry5305
    @sherry5305 5 лет назад +16

    "I was very young ...I fell on my ear" ...idk why but that nearly killed me lmao

  • @idanielsen1866
    @idanielsen1866 5 лет назад +251

    Me: *makes a loud noise*
    Marbles: *moves*
    Also me: stops moving, then
    realises that he can not hear me

  • @kierstenlthompson
    @kierstenlthompson 2 года назад +21

    i can’t believe hughg is 8 now. time flies

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 5 лет назад +85

    Also im going to be using "they've looked into it in the sCiEnCe wAy" in every argument from now on, thanks

  • @rtt4792
    @rtt4792 5 лет назад +15

    Lmaooo I love this. & it’s impressive how quick-witted Julien is.

  • @mattrutkowski5305
    @mattrutkowski5305 5 лет назад +84

    I was so excited to see this podcast drop that I almost dropped my Umbrella Water ™️

  • @ashleykizlyk8429
    @ashleykizlyk8429 4 года назад +6

    RIP j&j podcast. You have provided me with serotonin for years and I'll rewatch and listen until the day that I die.

  • @Cy_an1d3
    @Cy_an1d3 5 лет назад +279

    I can’t wait to hear all this bullshit lmao

    • @Catiisunknown
      @Catiisunknown 5 лет назад

      Keira Williams uh oh looks like a new reaction meme

  • @princessari8714
    @princessari8714 4 года назад +20

    Julien: im hungwy
    Jenna, in literal tears: *screams*

  • @mcgreger8091
    @mcgreger8091 5 лет назад +50

    Currently at school and struggling to keep my eyes open; this podcast is PERFECT to keep me nice and awake.
    Once again JnJ save me from a bad day.
    Love y’all dinkfam.

  • @iamsophialashay
    @iamsophialashay 5 лет назад +39

    If my relationship ain’t as goofy and hysterical as theirs, I don’t want it💀

  • @roannathephoenix8561
    @roannathephoenix8561 5 лет назад +69

    I love how Jenna's beanie is sticking up like a shark fin 🐬.
    Was that planned?

  • @jessicacreed7773
    @jessicacreed7773 3 года назад +12

    Watching this in the break room and FIGHTING to keep a straight face because I don't know how I'd explain a single one of these pitches to a coworker if they asked what I'm watching

  • @notworthmytime
    @notworthmytime 5 лет назад +106

    ok so idk if they read the comments BUT there's this show called 24 hours in the past from the bbc one that's basically people living like they did in the victorian era and I really want Jenna to know about it bc she really likes those survival type of shows and I think she would enjoy it 🙊

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 5 лет назад +3

      Oooh! I want to see Jenna DO it!!! For a video!!! 😍😍😍

    • @notworthmytime
      @notworthmytime 5 лет назад

      @@taylorjade6918 that would be so fun!!

  • @sharonsone341
    @sharonsone341 5 лет назад +13

    In a deep depression (forever) but always almost pee myself laughing on this channel :') Thanks J&J

  • @Crust_J
    @Crust_J 5 лет назад +90

    The fact that julien's watch is on the inside of his wrist makes me uncomfortable but you know he had to do it to em

    • @sarahcarter4671
      @sarahcarter4671 4 года назад +4

      Gotta do et to em beebee

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад +5

      He's an aries so it's actually for safety and efficiency 🤓

    • @babysans42
      @babysans42 4 года назад +6

      I didn’t notice this until reading your comment and now I am so uncomfortable 😭

  • @StarSparrowTarot
    @StarSparrowTarot 5 лет назад +15

    I love watching these because of how hard Julien makes Jenna laugh 😂

  • @18KarlaG
    @18KarlaG 5 лет назад +57

    I just came home from the vet, having had to put my 12 year old boy dog to sleep. I needed this upload so much!❤

    • @clover8883
      @clover8883 5 лет назад +3

      Karla Gerber I’m really sorry 💞

    • @DIVINITYSAID
      @DIVINITYSAID 5 лет назад +4

      Big 💗 love from the dinks, fam 💗

    • @shelby-je1qt
      @shelby-je1qt 5 лет назад +2

      Such a hard thing to have to do... I’m so sorry for your loss ❤️ sending so much love your way babe.

    • @Ashley-vg8fv
      @Ashley-vg8fv 5 лет назад +1

      Sending you love, I'm sorry for your loss

    • @MandyJonas97
      @MandyJonas97 5 лет назад +1

      Condolences

  • @gurl4527
    @gurl4527 5 лет назад +17

    i took a sip of my drink as soon as he said "when i was really young i fell on my ear" and i swear to god. i almost painted my walls with coke zero

  • @lazaruscharm9460
    @lazaruscharm9460 5 лет назад +64

    18:12
    Julien cuts jenna off and she just slowly looks at the camera 😂

    • @lofibaysmrxoxo
      @lofibaysmrxoxo 5 лет назад +1

      I DIED laughing at that because my dad and I do this to each other all the time lmao

    • @missbeaussie
      @missbeaussie 4 года назад

      I lost it at that bit

  • @ChanceLay
    @ChanceLay 5 лет назад +19

    "iM sIX"
    Dead silence 15:32
    The music turned off perfectly 💀

  • @rheabooth7862
    @rheabooth7862 5 лет назад +70

    Well now we know mom and dad have handcuffs.