I'm a 50-year-old straight white dude and think you guys are on a ho next level of comic genius. Simplicity. Complexity. Timing. Relevancy. The world is better witchu in it. Thank you for your service.
I remember getting out of the mental hospital where they wouldn’t give me any food and DESTROYING the nearest Golden Corral. It hits different when you’re starving
I get that cuz i tried to admit myself but when i told them im celiac they said i can only eat plain ricecake and they gave me two a meal (60 cals) so i gave up. Lady working for our health line in canada also said u can onmy see a psychiatrist if you go to the mental hospital.. She whispered it btut it's the sad truth. But i wasn't able to stay more than one day on 200 some calories a day.. Ugh. Four years later still waiting for a psychiatrist to call me! Thats not the only reason i went tho. I had panic atracks and sewerslide attempt cuz unable to work after developing three attacks a day, lost my job and afraid of homelessness. But i need to see a psych to get benefits for my condition... 6 years waiting. Gotta love canada... Not! Also couldnt give me anxirty meds without a fam doc and only 1/3 of canadians can find one cuz massive shortage. So i lost my job while waiting four years tor that beforehand.. Fuw canada rn
This is the first time I have seen spaghetti from a restaurant that doesn't look watery and actually looks delicious. I gave up on restaurant spaghetti along time ago, now I might try it at Golden Coral !!! So proud of the look of that spaghetti!! -from Troy's wife !! C:
Y’all gotta dip the rolls in the honey butter. My grandma forced us to go to the corral for every family get together. The rolls and honey butter kept me sane.
I never used the chocolate fountain because it’s kinda nasty especially if little kids are around. I went to a Golden Corral and there were a few little kids just putting there fingers in the chocolate.
The fountain was amazing! However, I think I know why they did away with it. Every time we have been to GC, there was always some kid sticking their fingers or their tongues ( yes, for real!) in the fountain!!! 🤮
I’ve seen my dad get in heated arguments at buffets after he waits for the fresh lobster legs and takes ALL OF THEM / goes back to his seat and tunes out all the people yelling at him. Also I’ve seen a kid put their finger in stuff and taste test at Golden Corral… so ya the location where I live is pretty gnarly, but go off bros
@@jacobcruik didnt you ever read the buffet horror stories on reddit??? i used to go thru EVERYTHING back when i didnt have mobile data and just saved web pages on my laptop to read like books while using public transit.
@@jacobcruik lol I don’t think it happens at every location every day! It was just one naughty kid, and this was pre Covid.. it’s just a memory that was burned into my brain. Your guys desert section looked pretty immaculate tbh
It’s definitely a hit or miss. You can go to one and it’s super nice, clean and food looks good. Go one town over and you’ll walk out as soon as you walk in…
I've never experienced this before but I saw that Jacob posted and I was like "ugh I'm not happy with you two right now, please give me some space" as though I know them IRL - love me some parasocial relationships I guess lmao And before anyone says anything I totally respect their decision to end the pod but it still feels so fresh like please allow me to heal guys 😭
Lucas you should promote this channel more on your channel, I literally had no idea you guys made so many videos together until a few months ago. There's so much content people are potentially missing out on! You guys are so funny together 😭
I feel blessed. I just found jacob and lucas a mere 2 month ago (it's 2024) and now i have all these videos to watch. Blessed beyong belief. When Lucas gave his message to the CEO, I absolutely it and Jacob came in clutch like he always does. I love this family and can't wait to watch every single other video & podcast I haven't got to yet. I can't believe this is free!
the only time I went to Golden Corral they threw sawdust over puke in the middle of the carpet in the dining area (why it's carpeted, I couldn't tell you) and left it there for over half an hr, and on the other side of the buffet there was a serrated steak knife in the middle of the floor just chilling there while children were running around.
You guys are seriously so hilarious. The way you lean into the microphone but don't say anything for a few seconds lol. Did you try the sweet potato casserole? The first time we went to Golden corral I had that and it was so delicious. Also they have these biscuits that have like cheddar and garlic. The bourbon chicken and the New York steak are really good. The desserts are good, except I would stay away from the chocolate fountain because I have seen kids putting marshmallows in there with their fingers.
Just popping in to say that I'm pretty sure the chocolate covered marshmallows are a leftover relic from the days of the chocolate fountain. They couldn't entirely get rid of the chocolate coated goodness!
My golden corral near me dont look old at all. Yours inside is way different looking and the buffet at the one near me seems way bigger! There is like 6 different huge areas of food. And another for the desserts.
@@fritzkongi4708 they just decided it has come to a natural end. You can look up the bro show and it’s the most recent vod. No bad things it was just the natural ending to them
For some reason when my family went on roadtrips growing up we'd go to Golden corral as a "treat". Like it's some 5 star steakhouse or something. All I remember is nasty plates and cups but also all you can eat ice cream 🥲
the only golden corral experience i had was when i was younger. me and my family were going to go, but we called ahead to make sure that it was still open. when we did that they picked up the phone and we asked the question. they then answered and said “we have been closed for 7 years.” we had no idea who answered and if they were actually closed. in conclusion i never went.
Oh my word, I thought no way. Wait Lucus is freaking Fred?!!!! Wait what??? lol this is like the 12 video I’ve watched of theirs and it just finally clicked. Lucus you’re Fred?? I can get over it hahaha 😂
It was the best in the 90s and early 2000s. This video caught my eye, the nostalgia! I honestly did not know they were still in business. Lucas’s last plate was the exact plate I made myself as a child, I can still remember the taste of everything. This was hysterical 😂 Thanks for the laughs!
it was my favorite restaurant as a child and i haven't been since because my dad always said it was so expensive. idk why i've been kind of scared to go to it as an adult but this video has me curious again hahaha especially with all the people saying it's so good
Idk if you guys read these comments but I’m thankful for you guys. Since the pandemic I was stuck on tik tok and my attention span got really bad but you guys genuinely make great content that keep me Entertained the whole time since deleting tik tok
I cant imagine going back to a buffet especially after the pandemic because the way people would use their hands to pick things up or sneeze over the food 😅
I’ve been to most of Golden Corral locations due to truck driving taking stops there I will say born and raised in Alaska, Alaska is top 2 best locations better amounts of food better layout more space just better overall
I loved how my Golden Corral had a chocolate fountain and strawberries and marshmallows to dip in there, although they would always have to shut it down for cleaning because kids would stick their hands in there
Thank you for proving my point. Golden corral is so expensive but you're paying for the desserts NOT the food. Also does your golden corral not have a chocolate fountain? I haven't been to one in a while but the one near me does
I've got the answer to your prime rib question, Lucas! As a regular goer of Sunday Brunch Buffet for my Sunday mimosas and prime rib, they have a "carving station" like you saw, which makes it seem all fancy. But actually, his job is to cut it really slowly and give you a tiny piece and make you go back around. If you're pushy enough, you can definitely get your money's worth and then some by just being straight up determined!
Jacob talking about the cieling, "It doesn't remind me of my grandparents house, but it reminds me of a grandparents house." Lol is it because the ceiling looks like it's slightly wrinkled? 🤔😂❤
lol I know this video is old but when I went to golden corral when I was young, they had a chocolate fountain to dip like strawberries, marshmallows, other shit in. that's the only reason I can imagine they had a marshmallow dipped in chocolate
I felt that gross out feeling for you … but also I wanna go now because you guys some stuff looks good.. lol Also I’m thankful for my elbow it helps my arms bend
The only problem about my used to be favorite buffet is all the places that are "temporarily closed" seem to be permanently closed, never to open again and there they sit, closed. Not my favorite buffet anymore.
Jacob!!!!! We both experience ARFID! It’s when you just think about the food a lil too much and how icky it can be then you trick yourself into not wanting to eat it! I’ve heard you mention things about it before and I swear it’s in that vein 💗
Jacob having a channel of “reviews” which are really just him spending time with his brother and eating is everything 😂
I love it so much 😂 it reminds me of me n my brother
Absolutely looovveee it
They are so enjoyable to watch : ) I love seeing the thiccc boiz spend time together
I just watch them for the food honestly
The fact that the golden corral where the fight happened is the one by my house 😭😭😭
I'm a 50-year-old straight white dude and think you guys are on a ho next level of comic genius. Simplicity. Complexity. Timing. Relevancy. The world is better witchu in it. Thank you for your service.
i agree with lucas. don’t act gay around me at golden corral.
Omgosh 😆 🤣 😆
Lucas’s not gay?
No he is 😂 @@vonlipi
I was giggling at that but then full on ugly laughing at 1:38. He tells him not to act gay around him at the corral but then does THAT i'm dying
😂😂😂😂😂❤
ohh if the mic sounds bad that's cuz it does kinda does sound bad lol
Thank you for clearing that up Jacob
I would be lost without you
I can’t wait till everybody realizes how funny u guys are it’s definitely a vibe
I'm funny too
literally like they’re gonna blow up soon i think
I remember getting out of the mental hospital where they wouldn’t give me any food and DESTROYING the nearest Golden Corral. It hits different when you’re starving
I love the people who comment here 😅
I get that cuz i tried to admit myself but when i told them im celiac they said i can only eat plain ricecake and they gave me two a meal (60 cals) so i gave up. Lady working for our health line in canada also said u can onmy see a psychiatrist if you go to the mental hospital.. She whispered it btut it's the sad truth. But i wasn't able to stay more than one day on 200 some calories a day.. Ugh.
Four years later still waiting for a psychiatrist to call me!
Thats not the only reason i went tho. I had panic atracks and sewerslide attempt cuz unable to work after developing three attacks a day, lost my job and afraid of homelessness. But i need to see a psych to get benefits for my condition... 6 years waiting. Gotta love canada... Not! Also couldnt give me anxirty meds without a fam doc and only 1/3 of canadians can find one cuz massive shortage. So i lost my job while waiting four years tor that beforehand.. Fuw canada rn
i have been using the phrase "going ham" my entire life and never knew what it stood for until lucas just explained it lmfaoooo an educational king
same lmao
Lucas is so effortlessly funny lol
he really is 😂😂
the only ppl on youtube who make me audibly laugh every single time i love y’all
This is the first time I have seen spaghetti from a restaurant that doesn't look watery and actually looks delicious. I gave up on restaurant spaghetti along time ago, now I might try it at Golden Coral !!! So proud of the look of that spaghetti!! -from Troy's wife !! C:
troys wife u r an icon
i love u troys wife
Troy’s wife is a vision and we love you troys wife ❤️❤️❤️
thanks troys wife
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I needed this after having my world WRECKED yesterday (the real bros know)
It made me sad but I feel a bit better now
Right. The end of a real bitch era 😩🪦
Right, seeing this made me feel alive
Right 😔 these vibes are definitely as close as we’re getting for a while at least
I hope everyone here having a bad week feels better. You are so loved and remember this world would not be the same without you. ❤️
Y’all gotta dip the rolls in the honey butter. My grandma forced us to go to the corral for every family get together. The rolls and honey butter kept me sane.
BYE WHY DID WE BOTH GO THROUGH THE SAME THING 😭 those rolls with the honey butter were amazing though, kind of miss it lmao
you guys have the best humor on this entire website it never fails to make me laugh out loud
They used to have a chocolate fountain where you could dip anything like marshmallows. So I think that's why they have the pre dipped ones
Yeaaa I remember they use to have a chocolate and white chocolate fountain there
the fountain used to be THE golden touch
I never used the chocolate fountain because it’s kinda nasty especially if little kids are around. I went to a Golden Corral and there were a few little kids just putting there fingers in the chocolate.
The fountain was amazing! However, I think I know why they did away with it. Every time we have been to GC, there was always some kid sticking their fingers or their tongues ( yes, for real!) in the fountain!!! 🤮
I’ve seen my dad get in heated arguments at buffets after he waits for the fresh lobster legs and takes ALL OF THEM / goes back to his seat and tunes out all the people yelling at him. Also I’ve seen a kid put their finger in stuff and taste test at Golden Corral… so ya the location where I live is pretty gnarly, but go off bros
omg if u told me this right after eating at golden corral I would have puked
@@jacobcruik didnt you ever read the buffet horror stories on reddit??? i used to go thru EVERYTHING back when i didnt have mobile data and just saved web pages on my laptop to read like books while using public transit.
@@jacobcruik lol I don’t think it happens at every location every day! It was just one naughty kid, and this was pre Covid.. it’s just a memory that was burned into my brain. Your guys desert section looked pretty immaculate tbh
lmao
omg my 2 fav bros go to my fav place.... burrito world
ohh sorry meant golden corral
hey dont get us excited for burrito world and take it back
jacob’s videos are so comforting.. in a midwest way
It’s definitely a hit or miss. You can go to one and it’s super nice, clean and food looks good. Go one town over and you’ll walk out as soon as you walk in…
Can’t believe y’all went to the Golden Corral to celebrate the finally of an epic podcast
You two are hilarious together. I love how you make ordinary places feel like something special and fun.
Jacob explaining his salad “spinach, lettuce, carrots, sunflower seeds, and some other shit I think” haha
My aunt choked at Golden Corral and my mom had to do the Heimlich on her at our table.
I've never experienced this before but I saw that Jacob posted and I was like "ugh I'm not happy with you two right now, please give me some space" as though I know them IRL - love me some parasocial relationships I guess lmao
And before anyone says anything I totally respect their decision to end the pod but it still feels so fresh like please allow me to heal guys 😭
Same
FELT THIS!!!!
Can relate!
same but then after like 5 mins of watching i was like ok fine we can still be friends i guess 😂
Same. Not happy with the bald boys rn 😤
Once my cousin ate so much at Golden Corral that he threw up outside in the bushes, then went back in for more 😭
the urinal/peeing shot made me audibly laugh idk why it just got me
Lucas you should promote this channel more on your channel, I literally had no idea you guys made so many videos together until a few months ago. There's so much content people are potentially missing out on! You guys are so funny together 😭
LMAO JACOB “on the wide set vagiana scale” BAHAHAA 😂
Legit can not imagine a much more surrealistic moment than walking into GC and seeing Fred & Jacob chowing down. ;-)
Aww I liked the dessert lady story about how she was smiling and happy that they were gonna eat the desserts she made
The best part was jacob cutting in with “under the sea” he blessed us with his beautiful voice. How are we worthy?
Please review every oatmeal flavor. It’s the only way to make up for ....you know what...
True
it might make up for it but they’re still pencils who stabbed me in the hand, now i’ll forever have a piece of lead there
I feel blessed. I just found jacob and lucas a mere 2 month ago (it's 2024) and now i have all these videos to watch. Blessed beyong belief. When Lucas gave his message to the CEO, I absolutely it and Jacob came in clutch like he always does. I love this family and can't wait to watch every single other video & podcast I haven't got to yet. I can't believe this is free!
I literally love you guys, I think your sense of humors are literally so unique and funny
I am thankful for my dad brother , and my mom being at peace. I hope everyone has a happy and safe Thanksgiving.
Just discovered you guys - been binging all day. Love love love your energy, your humor, everything!
And - I'm grateful for you two ❤
imagine going to golden corral and seeing fred
Golden Corral was THE spot to go when I was growing up. I still think about their mashed potatoes…
The way Jacob always says something gross right before Lucas takes a bite or while he’s chewing and it’s always so random and on queue
the only time I went to Golden Corral they threw sawdust over puke in the middle of the carpet in the dining area (why it's carpeted, I couldn't tell you) and left it there for over half an hr, and on the other side of the buffet there was a serrated steak knife in the middle of the floor just chilling there while children were running around.
You guys are seriously so hilarious. The way you lean into the microphone but don't say anything for a few seconds lol. Did you try the sweet potato casserole? The first time we went to Golden corral I had that and it was so delicious. Also they have these biscuits that have like cheddar and garlic. The bourbon chicken and the New York steak are really good. The desserts are good, except I would stay away from the chocolate fountain because I have seen kids putting marshmallows in there with their fingers.
Broccoli and cheese is such a Midwest thing for sure
Just popping in to say that I'm pretty sure the chocolate covered marshmallows are a leftover relic from the days of the chocolate fountain. They couldn't entirely get rid of the chocolate coated goodness!
last time i was there a kid stuck his finger in the chocolate fountain 😭
My golden corral near me dont look old at all. Yours inside is way different looking and the buffet at the one near me seems way bigger! There is like 6 different huge areas of food. And another for the desserts.
Petition to save the podcast
I’m happy that y’all are going to do videos together!! After the podcast I was sad!!
What happened on the podcast?
@@fritzkongi4708 they just decided it has come to a natural end. You can look up the bro show and it’s the most recent vod. No bad things it was just the natural ending to them
I’m grateful for having found you guys
I’m also grateful for Jacob and Lucas, and grateful for my health and family.
For some reason when my family went on roadtrips growing up we'd go to Golden corral as a "treat". Like it's some 5 star steakhouse or something. All I remember is nasty plates and cups but also all you can eat ice cream 🥲
get the broccoli and cover it with the nacho cheese. Literally the best
the only golden corral experience i had was when i was younger. me and my family were going to go, but we called ahead to make sure that it was still open. when we did that they picked up the phone and we asked the question. they then answered and said “we have been closed for 7 years.” we had no idea who answered and if they were actually closed. in conclusion i never went.
I’m thankful for water when I’m drunk about to sleep to this
Oh my word, I thought no way. Wait Lucus is freaking Fred?!!!! Wait what??? lol this is like the 12 video I’ve watched of theirs and it just finally clicked. Lucus you’re Fred?? I can get over it hahaha 😂
I’m thankful for a full fridge right now. Electricity and running water are also blessings to have.
I miss it but back in the day the dessert bar had a chocolate fountain
"I was so excited for my plate" Jacob: "👁👁"
The drones are scaring me so im binging these videos for comfort. Thanks broz. 😢
It was the best in the 90s and early 2000s. This video caught my eye, the nostalgia!
I honestly did not know they were still in business.
Lucas’s last plate was the exact plate I made myself as a child, I can still remember the taste of everything.
This was hysterical 😂 Thanks for the laughs!
it was my favorite restaurant as a child and i haven't been since because my dad always said it was so expensive. idk why i've been kind of scared to go to it as an adult but this video has me curious again hahaha especially with all the people saying it's so good
As a kid we went here for family dinners all the time and I always got so ecstatic like it was a special occasion
this guy took me to Golden Corral on a date. all i ate was salad. however, he filled up his plate as tall as a mountain. i’ve never seen him again.
Lol
Why? Bec he ate a lot?
I couldn't date someone who only eats salad at a buffet 😆
Golden corral is so good! I just ate there this past weekend for my bday! I hadn't been there in a while. It was great 😊
Idk if you guys read these comments but I’m thankful for you guys. Since the pandemic I was stuck on tik tok and my attention span got really bad but you guys genuinely make great content that keep me
Entertained the whole time since deleting tik tok
PERFECT TIMING . Ik y’all prob always read that but seriously… I’m about to go to the dentist, and my nerves are through the roof
good luck!
I’ve been putting off going to the dentist 🙈 Good luck, it will be okay ✨
Aww thanks guys.. Ya I’ve been putting it off for far too long. Smh ❤️
I cant imagine going back to a buffet especially after the pandemic because the way people would use their hands to pick things up or sneeze over the food 😅
It's been proven you can't get COVID from touching stuff.
Their soft rolls are the best!!!
I’ve been to most of Golden Corral locations due to truck driving taking stops there I will say born and raised in Alaska, Alaska is top 2 best locations better amounts of food better layout more space just better overall
I loved how my Golden Corral had a chocolate fountain and strawberries and marshmallows to dip in there, although they would always have to shut it down for cleaning because kids would stick their hands in there
Thank you for proving my point. Golden corral is so expensive but you're paying for the desserts NOT the food. Also does your golden corral not have a chocolate fountain? I haven't been to one in a while but the one near me does
I'm thankful for the end of the day so I can binge your videos lol. Love ya guys 🎉
"party I wasn't invited to" - Lucas
It's giving THE FRED MOVIE when Fred crashed Judy's party😟🤣 LMAO.
I've got the answer to your prime rib question, Lucas! As a regular goer of Sunday Brunch Buffet for my Sunday mimosas and prime rib, they have a "carving station" like you saw, which makes it seem all fancy. But actually, his job is to cut it really slowly and give you a tiny piece and make you go back around. If you're pushy enough, you can definitely get your money's worth and then some by just being straight up determined!
Jacob talking about the cieling,
"It doesn't remind me of my grandparents house, but it reminds me of a grandparents house."
Lol is it because the ceiling looks like it's slightly wrinkled? 🤔😂❤
I love your videos, guys! It’s awesome seeing y’all go to places that we have been and enjoyed.
I love eating together as a family 💜
Go to a Chinese buffet now !!
definitely!!
love u thick bros. hands down fave youtube bros
I randomly thought “how tall is Jacob?” The website I found said 5’8” but it also said he only has 3 siblings so I’m not sure how accurate it is.
I'm pretty sure he does have 3 siblings, Lucas, their brother, and their sister
They’re in a family of 7 children
I feel like they mentioned once they’re like 6ft? Could be wrong tho
I know it’s so tragic
I neeever knew what HAM stands for until Lucas educated me today❤🎉
lol I know this video is old but when I went to golden corral when I was young, they had a chocolate fountain to dip like strawberries, marshmallows, other shit in. that's the only reason I can imagine they had a marshmallow dipped in chocolate
I KNEW I wasn’t making that up! I gaslit myself into thinking Golden Corral never had a chocolate fountain💀
I have so many core memories in Golden Corral
Jacob describing the rice crispies 🤣🤣🤣
lol jacob you should talk to someone about your anxiety it sounds like it stresses you out a lot
That song at the end... from now on my favorite
Looooooove you both Jacob and Lucas ❤️❤️❤️❤️💗💗💗💗💗💗
Oddly this is the most comforting videos I literally watch them to peacefully go to sleep
I want friends like u guys, yall are so fun and funny❤🥰
Went with my family and became best friends with two old people
Jacob don't feel bad about being grossed out by buffet I'm the same exact way about buffets cause of what u said
Gratitude chain!! Well I for one am thankful for your podca- oh wait
I felt that gross out feeling for you … but also I wanna go now because you guys some stuff looks good.. lol
Also I’m thankful for my elbow it helps my arms bend
im thankful for um jacob and lucas making videos for me to watch when im eating #chainofgratitiude!
‘Let’s start a chain of gratitude.’ 🤣🤣💀 lol Lucas cracked me up this entire video.
The only problem about my used to be favorite buffet is all the places that are "temporarily closed" seem to be permanently closed, never to open again and there they sit, closed. Not my favorite buffet anymore.
The carrot cake looked soo good🥕🥕💕💕
Jacob!!!!! We both experience ARFID! It’s when you just think about the food a lil too much and how icky it can be then you trick yourself into not wanting to eat it! I’ve heard you mention things about it before and I swear it’s in that vein 💗
the bros strike again! 20:38-20:54 y'all are hillarious
lucas hitting that seat killed me
I am grateful for this channel
You are so entertaining and informative. Your voice is great and very distinctive. You’re also helluva cute too 🤭
I’m thankful for you guys that help get me through 😢 and my family too!
Lol “they tasted like those frozen corn cobs I mean I’ve never had one so I can’t say but” I’m literally laughing so hard rn
im grateful for you guys love this channel