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"You have been online for 48 hours?!"
"Yes"
"So where is the work?"
"Yes"
@@Toasty-188552 likes only you
amazing
Lmao 💀💀💀💀
“I did mental math”
@@Toasty-188😡
Cocaine
"You were online right?"
"Correct"
"it's your day off actually"
bro gonna get a bonus
"oh yeah i forgot"
“I was bored”
"I love My work"
"Oh..just thought I'd...yah"
This is why Google always asks "are you a robot?"
Comment of the century😂
😂
underrated comment 😂
While you continue to sleep...
Robot asking a robot if they are a robot
plot twist ur laptop was dead the entire time 💀
190 likes no replies? lemme fix that
Then just keep your laptop plugged in, simple.
WHo doesnt charge their stuff overnight
@@nerdypacecorrect I agree too
? Journeys
"What did you do while you were online for 3 hours"
"Good question"
1k likes and no comments?? Let me change that!
copied lmfaoo
They only read the register where you been online.
You basically pull from the "I was working for project A" when you're talking to the people on project B, and you pull from the "I was working for project B" when you're talking to people from project A.
Or just make up some bs work that doesn't actually exist, like telling them you were implementing X functionality but it was kinda hard and you decided to refactor it and ended up scrapping most of your code (you never actually wrote a single fucking like)
_checks search history_
"Ok, it says I've been looking at... 'hot robot po-' uhhhh... 'ATM gets rail-' uhhhhhhhhhhh... 'how to overthrow the gov-'... um... nothing."
All fun and games till your computer needs a password 💀
Just remove it
@@itisolagood luck keeping your shi safe if someone gets ahold of your computer
Why does your laptop inside your bedroom need a password?
@@VikramHalderkonVict because its Laptop?
u can code this motion in python... it is way easier😂
"This says you were online for 3 hours correct"
"Yes"
"So why is it that you have gotten nothing done on the papers?"
Imagine they had a screen recording thing:
“So I see all you were doing for 3 hours was moving your mouse back and forth?
“Uhh.. yeah.”
The software crashed and all my files are gone 😔
@@zatzu"but Jimmy, that's happened every day this week"
@@zatzu “but we use google…”
"boss my goal is beyond your understanding"
When you are mechanical engineer and not computer engineer 😂😂😂
As long as he gotta show he’s online on his workplace platform without signing in at all then he gucci fr just make it a startup app or keep laptop on😭shit im about to do that rn
@@NismoMercurythey have key stroke trackers now tracking how often you actually used your keyboard
"extra hours of sleep"
*never wakes up*
This comment made me laugh 😂😂
And they'd think you're still alive and working for eternity
1000th like
Pov: your boss is also watching this video 💀
And I'm watching them watching you
@@robertagren9360 and I'm watching you watching them watching me
@@Saifdhanse And I'm watching you watching crazy watch your boss watch you watch crazy
@@Complexcompany685 And l'm watching you watching Tamulaman watch Crazy watching your boss watch you
@@Aniisa_xAnd i m not watching anyone cuz i m sleeping
“Patent pending continuous motion” 💀
😂❤️
I’m the triple number of fours…
*(444)*
actually this does not seem to fulfill the three criteria required for a patent ie non obviousness
@@PML7_OFFICWhy did you say that? Actually i m seeing 444 everywhere since years reply plx
In roblox when you afk with auto spin in sols rng with all game passes that Will help you
Nah why I hear “I INVENTED ANOTHER MINECRAFT MINIGAME”
Gerg be like: I INVENTED ANOTHER MINECRAFT MINIGAME
MINI GOLF BUT BLAC-
_Greg, you mean?
No, it’s _gerg
everybody gangsta until the mouse moves the documents to the trash
WHY WOULD DOCUMENTS BE ON THE DESKTOP?!?!? (Also you need to EMPTY the trash bin and THEN the files are gond)
@@user-ej8sg8xg6rbro can’t take a joke 😂
Bro he is just joking
@@Etiplayz6914 nah he wasn’t
@@PedroGeometryDash no i mean @homareyoshi4194
Bro accidentally broke into the “necessary inventions” industry
me : *buys*
boss : zoom time
mouse : joins zoom
camera : **ghost**
Yes
Everyone gansta until OpenGPT covers for you in a meeting
Put opaque tape on camera
I need that for school
Me who wakes up at 4 am 💀
Smart ppl here ❤
All fun and games until your manager throws a 8:00am meeting on your calendar
Bosses love to do meetings at 8:00 am and 1:00 pm
I was so happy when our new meeting organizer came in and moved my 8:05 meeting to 8:35. I still logged on at the same time but my morning was just so much less stressful getting ready in time.
There is an unwritten rule at my job not to have meetings before 9. Usually my first meeting is 10:30. 😅
Twitter Employees be like:
LinkedIn employees after drinking their frapacino or whatever.
Pretty sure they’re in person now and the office smells like sht and they have to bring their own toilet paper now. Maybe last year this was them
Before Elon of course.
No wonder they was raging quitting , Elon cleaned house
@@yahushamyreedemerlives6926 They would be fired if they weren't. Elon is just inept
BOSS: You've been online for 24hr?!
HiM: YES..
BOSS: Where's the work?
HiM: Good question!
wsp
@@thats_a_goodquestion hello, Mr. Good Question. 😅
coppied
@sarinkhalidhussain7336 No it isn't, youre copied by being like the 11th person I saw today with a jjk pfp.
@@thats_a_goodquestion ok first of all this comment is a copy of the one thats been sent a year ago and your the 4th person ive seen with that pfp
There’s at least 1 boss watching this video and is about to sue him
I think it would be cool if you make a backpack that distributes snacks through out the day kinda like the phone case snack dispenser
that would be cool
Well if he did he wouldnt be able to say "i invented"
@@im_lilly736 you invented and shows the comment
this channel is about unnecessary inventions not necessary ones.
@@im_lilly736the person who first thought of a time machine didn’t invent it
If your employer keeps track of you like this, you got the wrong job.
No they will give amount of work and amount of time to work it will be very useful
Every home office employee get this
no lmao, if you work from home they arent gonna pay you by the hour to take it easy and not do your job as you normally would.
@@valk6936ok but why do they care. If I did 100% of whats expected then they shouldn't care. If you slacked off on work then you should be repremanded for that alone.
you are supposed to be working dude they paying you just do ur effin job, bunch of lazy mofos.
"turn on your camera right now"
"Yes"
This would totally be a thing Homer Simpson would invent
Nah homie Is too dum
@Erin 🥶 I was thinking that too 😂
@Erin 🥶 Almost caused Chernobyl 2 in Springfield
@@Torchpirate99yeah
@Erin 🥶 and he nearly started a Chernobyl
"What is this?"
"This is an alarm, sir."
"Cool, but where is the alarm Bell? Why does it have a giant arm-like thing?"
"No, it doesn't wake you up. It wakes up your computer"
Well one of us have to be there at 8, but it ain't gonna be me
I will
What is your boss doing in your bed room??
@@billpii6314 that's the seller's POV
Everyday when Unnecessary Inventions uploads always a banger
Bro I know your a bot 💀, you do this on rickster2344 channel also
if ur not a bot respond me
Lmao he's not a bot
@@qad3r Its the same comment on every video, either he's a bot or an idiot/seven year old looking for attention
Complete reCaptcha to continue chatting...
Select all Gs
1: A B G
2: G C G
3: E F U
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A B C
5 million preorders on this "unnecessary" invention
“So sir it says that you have been on your lock screen for 3 hours?”
“Wait wha-“
underrated bro
@@themarvelzone5878 thanks
“Yes, I forgot my password.”
Imagine being their boss and watching their screen with the mouse continually going back and forth haha
"Why do my employees press space so much?"
Id hope they don't have keyloggers 😱😱
Yeeeeeah, that’s not how that works.
@@kahok5ownage key loggers log every single button press a computer makes
(e.g, space, a, b, c, d, etc.)
@@papis802 I know how keyloggers work, and I also know most companies do not have them on their work computers. Source: I’ve been working in IT for years
@@kahok5ownage correct
POV: your chef sees this
Who works remotely at a restaurant
I think he meant chief@@RingRunners-GT
Next invention: the robot version of you so you don’t have to do any work
Futurama fans: Hey, I've seen this one before
Instructions error, robot kill me and stole my identi- nothing wrong here
Then the next step is creating robots for all your friends. Then all their friends... then start selling them to the masses. Hmmm I think I'll call it skynet
Correction: Next invension the AI version, so you don't have a job, and your boss saves money.
Too much automation.
Many employers are already doing that (replacing you with a robot), so you are no longer needed at work.
it's all fun and games until the clock becomes sentient and shares your browser history to your friends and love ones
☠️💀💀
💀
“Wow, he’s been online for 69,420 hours straight! What a hard working man.”
2892.5 days
@@daniellekospiah5790wow! He did the work for 5.5 years and stood awake!! ...wait a minute.... didn't my company go under last year?
117 likes nice 😊
Nice number choice
Oh! But i can do it with just a few lines of code. 💀
Open notepad , place something heavy on backspace and boom you are online always
If job can see your screen, they’ll see notepad open. In this case you can act like you’re reviewing a spreadsheet or document.
@@KeithBeezthats illegal of on a personal computer.
@@midjelly8837yes but if you’re working from home 90% of the time they provide the computer. Heck most companies will even pay part of your internet and phone bill.
@@utubebadredpilled
@@utubebad but it is illegal? Imagine your work having full access to see what you do irl and on the computer. All the dirty stuff ya watch and dirty things you do... uh yeah thats an invasion of privacy.
The IT guy remotely viewing your screen: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Wait. That's illegal
@@asiamies9153 think man think....... School Chrome books
Yah no tf your not.. thats invasion of privacy
It's all fun games until ur fbi agent notices ur sleeping
Nothing wrong with that. He can watch me sleep 😊
Imagine...
"Opens chrome"
"Searchs por-" 💀
Cool until your boss finds out that you didn't do any work🤣
That bed looks comfy af
This is too real!
Sometimes sleeping off a hangover with my notebook next to me with full audio, so when I get called from my colleagues I can respond.
To this day, I always get positive feedback from my team lead, and I do sometimes wonder why.
I don't get it. Because you slept with your computer next to you?
@@dong6839I imagine that they have a manager/boss that appreciates that they're still trying despite being "ill"
Caught ya
Will report the manager 😂
U r done for
@@dong6839his computer is next to him and auto accepts calls and he can just answer from bed without moving
It’s videos like this that bring us back to the office you’re all ruining it 😂😂😂
It's all fun and games until your manager calls you on Teams and you are sleeping. 💀
this is what every gamer needs if they want sleep
wtf is this gonna do to help them
@@magicsmagmaboundzodiacmake it so their friends don’t ping them to get up
@@Dafunkymonkeys791or so u can afk in some games
@@magicsmagmaboundzodiacin many games they kick you out if you were afk (afk means away from keyboard but usually games know by if you didn’t move) for a lot of time
I need this from some Roblox games to get free things in my one game being afk 🤣
Bro his Unnecessary Inventions always are hitting hard and different!
Bros computer was unlocked 💀
channel:"the unnecessary inventions"
what I see: **something I absolutely need**
Your Mom:I invented you
work smart not hard ahh moment💀
And then you realise you’re working from office
I would’ve said this is genius until I realized it doesn’t actually wake you up
This would be way cooler if you could make it actually do your work.
mojang when they have to update their game:
For a second I thought bros laptop was floating 😭🙏
You can actually do this with windows event scheduler and auto hot key script
That's too much work man.
@@cultofpersonalit1888 I can export windows event and AHK script to you so you need 3 clicks to set it up :D I have it fully automated with random wakeup everyday in 10 minute range, mouse movements, alt-tabs in browser etc
@@cultofpersonalit1888way simpler than this "invention"
But that's evidence. If you use hardware like a microcontroller or a mouse it's safer
Until he realizes the key stroke logger gets you fired...
What's a key stroke logger?
Next video, I invented the artificial child maker.
*molester
Pretty funny 🤣😂
What are the materials?
And the employer hears your snoring 😅
"You were online?Right?"
"Maybe? Oh yeah i am"
"So why is your homework blank?"
"I dont know?"
Mate you should sell these. These are amazing.
"patent pending" for his unique mouse movements. that he likely hijacked from a rotating fan.
I'm glad I'm not there in a team that micromonitors me so much. I'd be offline all day and just attend the meetings and no one asks me anything as long as I get work done.
I envy you very much.. being always online is not the worst way to monitor.. at my work even if I do everything and there is literally nothing more I still have to find something because if I don't then they send me home and it means less money... it's verrrryyy annoying, we also have to enter our daily tasks in a system with descriptions and our team leaders can decline it if they notice we lied a bit about the hours.. at least I already learned what can I enter without being too suspicious.. 😅
My mom makes me sit at her computer all the time I need this
Nobody is better at creating things that nobody actually needs than you are.
Fool everyone to sleep extra ❌
Fool yourself to sleep extra ✅
How to get fired 101
Sol's Rng gon have a field day if he released this💀💀
Clock & alatm clock : ☝️🤓
Autoclicker: 🗿
Electricity bill 💀
What if I told you that MouseMover or Autoclicker are detectable, blocked, and removed by your IT support team automatically?
Well I think you should make a invention where you can just sleep all day and not work.
Orrrr, you wake up, log in for work, then go back to sleep for an hour.
You'd have to keep moving your mouse somehow man.
WE GETTIN FIRED WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥
Next: device that segregate a toilet paper for poop and other stuff
“Umm Mom why is my mouse moving like that?”
“Honey don’t worry It moves by Its self.”
“AuGhGhGhGhGhGh”
The Waffle House has Found It's New Host
The Waffle House has found its new host
@@hamster_04.7the waggle house has found your dad 🥛
How to automatically attend 9 am meeting? 🤣
His Boss after watching his shorts: *You're fired*
This is actually the most useful
I actually need this.
All the at-home workers geeeekin! Lmao 😂
now I get slap battles gloves
It’s all fun in games until the mouse battery runs out😅😅😅
this isn’t evolutionary, this is just genius
Boss be like: did he really thought he could fool anyone with this? 😂😂😂
“why didn’t you come for the meeting today?”
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhh”
“You’re fired”
everybody gangsta until theirs a zoom meeting
2:23 I can top that. Every window on the SCRS to the balcony has this tp. SO WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING FROM THE MISSLES...
Your boss is watching this video 😂
Me tapping my card on the table saying gimme
"I gotchu bro" ahh wall💀
Good thing my mouse is forklift certified
Alarm that wakes you up❌️
Alarm that wakes up your computer✅️
Shouldve been Clockin' Workin'
Bro said patent pending continuous motion 😂
Supercell support be like:
Boss: “All my employees are punctual now”
Employees:
Management wants to know your location 😂
nahhhh. just get yourself some good coffee and start working 😂
I need to submit my password to wake up my computer.
Bro did it by clicking spacebar😂😂
* click the button to verify your not a robot *
mouse:↔️↔️↔️↔️
Imagine, it asks " Are you a robot ?"