Nick seriously needs to stop going: “Haha domestic abuse is funny” “Dying relationships are funny” “Eating myself to death is funny” Because that’s why I still dislike him
I've always liked James, but I have so much more respect for him after his Nikocado videos. He doesn't go for the cheap shots, and actually talks about (/to) Nikocado like he's a real person. It puts things into perspective, which is really easy to lose when it comes to examining people with any kind of celebrity (especially someone with a public persona as absurd as Nikocado's).
HV Hyche I concur. James really is a bloke with class, a rarity of sorts these days. What I like about James is that he can take a piss like the best, and he can take it back from his mates. He puts on this persona, but I think he’s the most genuine of the lot. I’ve seen him collab with so many RUclipsrs that I did t even know he knew....like his trip with Kwite to New York and his artistic video with ArthurTV. We could stand to have more blokes like him on RUclips.
TW for ed stuff// fun fact: when i had an eating disorder i would watch niks videos religiously whenever i felt hungry because they would put me off food lol
JAMES: The german thing you translated ACTUALLY MEANS "Suddenly becoming fatter is what I like the most". He wasn't talking about himself but if others becoming fatter he's basically turned on
He just needs attention. And because most of that is negative, he pesters his fans to pity him and tell him he’s attractive and perfect the way he is. He clearly has a following, just be authentic and making content and you’ll be successful. The more you need your fans to compliment you, they’ll become tired to only being there to stroke your ego. Perhaps he’s extremely insecure but I honestly doubt that because some ‘goofy’ pics he posts and faces he makes in videos I would dare leave footage of because I wouldn’t want anyone to see me that vulnerable as stupid as it sounds. So just another RUclipsr desperate for love and security, you not gonna get that on the internet, you’ve got to get it from yourself.
I want to watch this video and support James but I truly cannot stand Nikocado, like I physically feel ill when I look at him so I’m too scared to watch the video hah
My favorite memory of this guy is when he says while holding a small juice box, “but this too much sugar. This will get me diabetes” and there’s like mcdonalds food all around him
OK I WANNA KNOW THAT I WANNA KNOW YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON YUUUU WAS THE DAY I GOTTA SLEEP I WAS LIKE A GIRL WHO WAS SO MAD AT MY DADS HOUSE SO I’M GOING HOME TO MY
The really sad thing is, he is really good at violin... As a musician myself, I get that pursuing a career in music is hard, but I don't quite get why he went with this path.
Have you seen his ‘beef’ with Stephanie and Zach, dudes got issues for sure - I’m sure a lot of what he shows on the internet is just a desperate attempt to stay relevant or gain views but I seriously doubt he’s a decent person.
James is the next generation of humans; He literally asks us to insult him, so when he gets insults (whether they are genuine or not), it looks as if they're only said because he asked. Clever man. Genius. Like beard.
I GOT AN AD AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS “my names nick” I WAS SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY JAMES HAD PUT THIS RANDOM MAN NAMED NICK IN THE START THINKING IT WAS LINKED TO THE VIDEO 😭
Well I disagree. Not only is nick deserving of the hate because he's such an unpleasant person and makes harmful content, he invites it because he's so desperate for clout and attention
@@cocolime6496 Dude, literally who cares? It's just spreading negativity. He doesn't deserve hate for just being an "unpleasant internet personality". I'm playing the Devil's Advocate, considering I don't really like him... but I can recognize that he hasn't done anything that warrants hate, especially not to the degree that he gets
I love James so much!! His content is not only entertaining, but so heartfelt. This video is a new favorite of mine because of how genuine he’s being. I will continue to support you and your channel❤️
@BILL CIPHER he put it on his Instagram story I believe, maybe he made a video too I'm not sure. But he was really pissed that James did a video on him without letting him know and all that. Then afterwards Nick posted on his onlyfans commenting that James should do inappropriate stuff with him that included a photo of him nude (as he usually does lmao) it makes no sense why he did it but Nikocado avacado is a mess and does weird things tbh
James: This is *not* drama.
Everyone in two days: *HE ABSOLUTELY DESPISES NIKOCADO*
what
James:Not a drama
Anna oop: not in my watch
@Bts_ArmyAlike Like no offence but mate, the video is literally about Niko Avacado, what do you think-
Watch them try to turn it into some fanfic-
@@hyunerret i deadass forgot she existed-
Nikocado Avocado is like a toddler in a way that if he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll scream and cry
Oml 👁👄👁
nothing to do w the topic but i love your pfp
True
he's just a manchild👶🏻
Fr
That in German actually saied that he likes it when people get fat fast.
Eclipse_ Projects deutsche hier??
y e e Jep bin Deutsch
Kreadaas Grammatik ist selten schlecht.
@@cicooooooo yaaas haha wie witzig
Das deutsche war lustig hihi
Unpopular opinion: James has the best micdonaldd hairline
Wrong. I do. You can see me in my profile pic
itsyafishy boi lol yeah you do
Erectile dysfunction.
itsyafishy boi ddfyfgbgdffjjtyggszCcや😛😝😘☺️😉🥥🥑🍍🥔🥔
Who says it’s unpopular
Why do all of Nick's "skinny" pics look like he morphed himself with Phil Lester?
Morgan Lewis DONT DO PHIL LIKE THIS😭😭
I'm not the only one who thinks so?! 😂😂
NOOOOOO 😭
the phandom and i are crying what have you done
OH GOD
Nick seriously needs to stop going:
“Haha domestic abuse is funny”
“Dying relationships are funny”
“Eating myself to death is funny”
Because that’s why I still dislike him
yes
Don’t watch him than
He has an onlyfans... and people buy that... i have lost faith in humanity
Jacob Martin he cried about being fat then did a MacDonalds mukbang which I don’t hate but I just find it kind of funny
Jacob Martin ummm he ate 13 burgers and 2 happy meal. Ah yes water weight
his hairline is so micdonaldd he forgot to mention that he’s trilingual
PINKIE
kaminari!! ( ＾∀＾)
Mina 🤣
I honestly expected someone to hate on you for likeing My Hero Acedemia
DittoDoesAnime nice to meet you!! ( ^ω^ )
i asked siri how old James Marriott is. Apparently mans died 8 years ago, we love the context from hell 😼🥰😻
he was also a ✨writer✨ and ✨film critic✨ when he was still alive ❤️😌😍✌️
When I did it it came up with lebron James
Nnif reksoccm how-
I can see the gates of hell in background.
we are all in hell
I've always liked James, but I have so much more respect for him after his Nikocado videos. He doesn't go for the cheap shots, and actually talks about (/to) Nikocado like he's a real person. It puts things into perspective, which is really easy to lose when it comes to examining people with any kind of celebrity (especially someone with a public persona as absurd as Nikocado's).
I❤Nik🥑
Dominican Beauty imagine supporting manipulators 🤡💀
HV Hyche I concur. James really is a bloke with class, a rarity of sorts these days. What I like about James is that he can take a piss like the best, and he can take it back from his mates. He puts on this persona, but I think he’s the most genuine of the lot. I’ve seen him collab with so many RUclipsrs that I did t even know he knew....like his trip with Kwite to New York and his artistic video with ArthurTV. We could stand to have more blokes like him on RUclips.
Same here, Nik should be cancelled.
@@urmom.69420 he's a comedian and actor, chill.
“Petting the cat” alright Shane Dawson
:0
I screamed👁👄👁😂
BYE- 😂😂😂💀💀
LMFAO
LMAO
Listen guys, James isn’t in his 30s. Didn’t you hear the voice crack at 10:08?
Then he's just a very fast aging 12 year old going through puberty
😂😂😂
Max Is Okay 👌 lol
Lol
Wait how old is he?
Can’t believe James is already 31, how time flies...
FR
Lol
why did i read that as “how tom files” i need more sleep
Fr
Wait what I thought he is 22 or so..
TW for ed stuff// fun fact: when i had an eating disorder i would watch niks videos religiously whenever i felt hungry because they would put me off food lol
Oh god lol
Son of a bitch... *GENIUS!*
Arcturus don’t starve yourself
Memememememememememememememe
snssbsksusjsjjs I'm sorry but that's hilarious
James I just asked Siri how old you were and she said “James Marriott died at age 39 in 2012”
At least he didn't die at 40
oh damn, got the same!
JAMES: The german thing you translated ACTUALLY MEANS "Suddenly becoming fatter is what I like the most". He wasn't talking about himself but if others becoming fatter he's basically turned on
i could have gone on with life without that info but im gonna take it anyway
Bist du auch deutsch?
Don’t worry James. My boyfriend is 17 but his beard makes him look like he’s my dad
Are you talking about ten or lucas-
Ann Leslie neither 😔✌🏻 I’m talking about my actual boyfriend
SWWWEEEET HOME ALABAMA.
G3NZO wha-
@@g3nzo533 WHAT THE F-
Besides Nick's micdonaldd hairline, let's talk about James' hazel eyes with gold flecks
No army?
A K yeah but they might be an army too
You're forgetting he's 1/16th indigenous Canadian
let's not forget he also plays the guitar
@@cagegirll Yes.
last time I was this early James was still subbed to Nikocados Onlyfans
* LonelyMans
He still is
Solomon Traynor ofc how could I have forgotten
@@alexameadow5447 oh such a silly mistake
Unpopular opinion: James is the best Eboy.
i agree
Popular opinion: the above statement is the truth
Popular opinion: Alex is the worst one and he’s a lier
That aint unpopular he *is* the best eboy
@@tacochad2191 uhhhhh
The way he says "plötzlich fetter werden mag ich am meisten"
It's so cute but so false 😭😭
I'm German btw
wollte das selbe schreiben hahah
Isso haha
Lol jaa
???
@@fernweh_shm?
Nickocado during the interview: maybe i don't wanna be the bad guy anymore...
Nickocado awhile later: So anyway, i started crying and screaming
james you don’t have a micdonaldd hairline, you have an arby’s hair line.
boiledtoadz ah, hello fellow Unus Annus fan. Momento Mori my fellow comrade
@@omni8568 👁👄👁
Nah he has an ardys hairline ❄️
Momento Mori
You’re straight up telling facts
He just needs attention. And because most of that is negative, he pesters his fans to pity him and tell him he’s attractive and perfect the way he is. He clearly has a following, just be authentic and making content and you’ll be successful. The more you need your fans to compliment you, they’ll become tired to only being there to stroke your ego. Perhaps he’s extremely insecure but I honestly doubt that because some ‘goofy’ pics he posts and faces he makes in videos I would dare leave footage of because I wouldn’t want anyone to see me that vulnerable as stupid as it sounds. So just another RUclipsr desperate for love and security, you not gonna get that on the internet, you’ve got to get it from yourself.
DigitalHarmony perfect description 😳
Angry nik fans incoming
h
DigitalHarmony wow you don’t need to write that much I don’t have time to read all that
DP Wonderzzz meaning you are either 7 or only have 30 seconds.
Why does James sound like he’s switching off and on a deep voice changer
Genetics
Damn 5 months later
@@TxUSGiANT oh sorry let me jump in my time machine and I’ll tell you then
“am i skinny yet?”
“no”
me literally everyday
Same!
mood.
Me every Other day
Same😔
My sister everyday even though she's skinny af
The last I saw him he just hit 300 pounds and now he’s 338. I think when he gains weight he loses braincells to balance things out.
i saw him when he was 200 ponds when he had the braincelss of a dog
James looks like a 20 year old how does anyone think he's 30s
He's 42 with a Wife and 7 Children.
we're doing it for beardless james :)))))
Tbh I thought he was in is mid to late 20s but that doesn't matter. He's cute no matter what his age be.
He’s acc a pensioner with a 42 year old son with a wife and 7 kids 😂
i couldn’t care less how he looks
Why at 7:57, James looks like that vine “Ahmmhmm that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of ahdnkdjdjjdj”😂😂
You got alot of likes and i don't know why
👁️👄👁️
he does lmfaoaoahshg
You talk with reason and wisdom, thats the only reason people think you're older
small error made by google: "plötzlich fett werde mag ich am meisten" actually means "becoming fat all of a sudden is what i like the most" :)
*Me pushing james to his limits...*
James Marriott looks like 32 years old
BreazyBoo no
Yes
Hearing "I want to see a tank top on you" in James' British accent is the line I didn't know I needed
Heyy
„plötzlich fetter werden mag ich am meisten“ means actually „getting fatter within a short amount of time is what i like most“
guys please tell james he looks 15, beardless james marriot ALREADY haunts my dreams 😭😫
Nickocado has James in his dreams
He looks 34.
Tell him he looks 40. I want beardless James 😂
I legit thought he was 34....
He looks 55. Until he Shaves then he looks in his 20's obviously.
just seeing nikocado's face stresses me out. war flashbacks
cringe yeah just looking at him makes me feel oily and gross
I want to watch this video and support James but I truly cannot stand Nikocado, like I physically feel ill when I look at him so I’m too scared to watch the video hah
I ❤Nik lil antics🤗. I ❤ 🧀
*james’s micdonaldd hair line is the best*
Who else wishes James would post more
Edit: thanks for the likes
Yes
Of course unless quantity becomes more important than quality then no
Bts_ArmyAlike armyyyyyy
Meee
Me
Ah yes. The “micdonald hairline” dude that had me rolling
it’s spelled macdonald
or you can spell is mcdonald’s
McDonald*
Buzzy _ watch the video, he said to spell it that way
Micdunold hairline
For everyone wondering James told people to say bruh if they like children
thanks
If they like children or, like children?
bruh
Bruh, im totally 14 somits totally ok.....
Bruh
My favorite memory of this guy is when he says while holding a small juice box, “but this too much sugar. This will get me diabetes” and there’s like mcdonalds food all around him
Ok im here before James changes the title.
“Nikocado Avacado is even worse than before...”
This isn’t minute videos
tiana • 1 year ago o
Why did you put in your user "1 year ago"
same
OK I WANNA KNOW THAT I WANNA KNOW YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON YUUUU WAS THE DAY I GOTTA SLEEP I WAS LIKE A GIRL WHO WAS SO MAD AT MY DADS HOUSE SO I’M GOING HOME TO MY
You made him mad lol he’s ranting in his ig story
Huh?
I think he deleted it or maybe I'm too late? Bc all i see on his ig story is him promoting his new video on onlyfans🤢🤢🤢
lmaooo
I saw that on his story. He’s honestly a hypocrite
Sundrysun90 What was it saying?
The only problem with being super early is there's no good comments to read
True that
The really sad thing is, he is really good at violin...
As a musician myself, I get that pursuing a career in music is hard, but I don't quite get why he went with this path.
OMG JAMES SPEAKING GERMAN IS MELTING MY HEART.
IKR???
It's music to my ears XD
Yes same I was so surprised
no one surprised?
@@Brunette_2005 yeah Idk. He's englisch so it's not exactly likely for him to try and read german. Like sorry for getting a bit excited 💀
If you want to seem younger maybe stop saying things like “prepubescent pebble” 😂
lmaooooo
james in obamaland merch
my hEART
he's trying to hide his age. he's deflecting it by saying that "we're calling him 30"
he's actually 40
#im14thisisdeep
Never have I ever heard ANYONE talk about bussy like James
3:01 lmao it's German and it means "suddenly getting fatter is what I like the most"
Ich habe mich so erschrocken als ich diesen Satz gelesen habe 😂
@@kathy-leew3989 same und wie er den dann auch noch vorgelesen hat lmaooooo
Kas ia same lmao
Wie er das ausgesprochen hat ist das Highlight meines Tages
James it's okay to look 31 everyone loves a bear like you so PLEASE do NOT SHAVE.
^
Dw beardless James Marriott can't hurt you-
I dont know why he thinks 23 is old. I would say anything over 50 is old and 35 to 50 is adult and 20 to 35 is young adult
@Sousa Teuzii ^
From aiden_rig and I quote
“Your micdonaldd hair line”
James: I'm 2 3 oK?????
me who genuinely thought he was 28 for some unknown reason: oh. oh. Well. Well my life has been changed ever so slightly.
I thought he was in his mid to late 20s but idk why his age is even being brought up.
"for some unknown reason"
because he looks it lol
Have you seen his ‘beef’ with Stephanie and Zach, dudes got issues for sure - I’m sure a lot of what he shows on the internet is just a desperate attempt to stay relevant or gain views but I seriously doubt he’s a decent person.
Your micdonaldd hair line is absolutely horrible, jesus christ it hurts to look at. ILY ❤
James is the next generation of humans; He literally asks us to insult him, so when he gets insults (whether they are genuine or not), it looks as if they're only said because he asked. Clever man. Genius. Like beard.
say chill 3 times to be reminded that james is trilingual.
DONT BRING BACK BEARDLESS JAMES MARRIOTT HES SCARY 😭😭😭
Yea I rather quite like his beard.
@no, my name is tyler 😂
@@scootypoot3205 yea same lol😂
James: **Posts video**
Everyone: Anyways I started commenting
I just wanted to say that I like your profile picture... especially the flag in the background 😊
I really like your pfp too!!!!
I don’t like your profile pic ngl
Min Thats not a flag those are stripes
ExpressoSupresso it's actually the bisexual flag! 💗💜💙
The way he pronounced “lmao” is hilarious.
Me: looks at title
Me: Did the diabetes finally get to him
Yes yes it did
please talk about JASPER AND HIS 'PREGNACY'
no, my name is tyler Nik said he was pregnant from his “new boyfriend” who was his old boyfriend in a panda costume
no, my name is tyler LMFAO ITY WEIRD TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT NIK WHEN THEY DONT WATCH HIM. ITS NORMAL TO US.
Pregnancy*
James: I don't use Instagram that much
Also James: *Just went live*
🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Go to his youtube, sort by oldest and scroll down, he’s changed in size a lot
Love that James is wearing George’s merch
bruh
Ur 1st
Siforical 😎
Beuh
He’s the true bruh ther
Diapers
I think James is held hostage by George Memeulous as he is wearing Obama land merch
'I dont wanna look 23, let alone OLDER than 23' is such a MOOD
*The third volume of “Boku no Avocado” has arrived*
IM CRYINF
Oh no
DUDE I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS I ACTUALLY CNAT BREATHE HELP EPWJJAJAJHDUCH>!>[@?£
*The* *German* *part* *caught* *me* *off* *guard* *lmao* 😂
Same ahaha
Yeess😂
Ya but the translation was incorrect lmao
That shocking translation and slightly awful pronunciation suggests he is not gonna add a fourth language any time soon.
Kate-Emma Murray luckily. Three times the bragging is enough for me😂
Plot twist: James watched his only mans for hours before this. Also, nice hoodie
*(cough)* LonleyMans
o n l y m a n s .
and this is an E D I T E D comment...lol
James: I'm taken
TRO: *punching the air*
Bruh
bruh
@@GM19 bruh
Bruh
Bruhhh
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
if james actually shaves his beard i would just throw my self out the window
same
I he does it I'll donate alot of Money to Charity.
Just casually rocking the obamaland merch
James Marriot made the eboys.
*change my mind.*
*prebuscent pebbles.*
By the way, thankyou for the likes-
Technically inabber did
yes but no
Have ya'll seen Jame's micdonaldd hairline? I'm not loving it.
I GOT AN AD AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS “my names nick” I WAS SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY JAMES HAD PUT THIS RANDOM MAN NAMED NICK IN THE START THINKING IT WAS LINKED TO THE VIDEO 😭
Who cares
@@2Suave it’s just something i thought was funny lol you don’t have to be rude
Didn't ask
@@tinykemper2561 okay lol i didn’t ask for your reply
@@lucabalsa Damn bro
Who asked?
I don’t know about everyone else but I don’t want peddle James.
James: Makes a point of telling people that Nikocado gets a lot of hate and that it's bad
A lot of these comments: *are rude to Nikocado anyways*
Well I disagree. Not only is nick deserving of the hate because he's such an unpleasant person and makes harmful content, he invites it because he's so desperate for clout and attention
@@cocolime6496 Dude, literally who cares? It's just spreading negativity. He doesn't deserve hate for just being an "unpleasant internet personality". I'm playing the Devil's Advocate, considering I don't really like him... but I can recognize that he hasn't done anything that warrants hate, especially not to the degree that he gets
It's been 90 seconds and there's hundreds of bots
I love James so much!! His content is not only entertaining, but so heartfelt. This video is a new favorite of mine because of how genuine he’s being. I will continue to support you and your channel❤️
honey what
no one:
james: "kentucky fried bussy" 😭💀
You know you’re early when James hasn’t changed the title of his video yet lmao 😭🤚
wait but what if nickocado was ACTUALLY a toddler? like he was replaced by one after his high blood pressure killed him
Yo but...
THAT MICDONAYLYLD HAIRLINE
Is anybody gonna talk about James wearing George’s merch?
BRUH
8:25 "here piggy piggy piggy" lmao I actually cant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nick reacted to this in his ig story and he hated it 😂 he literally got so mad about this video 💀
@BILL CIPHER he put it on his Instagram story I believe, maybe he made a video too I'm not sure. But he was really pissed that James did a video on him without letting him know and all that. Then afterwards Nick posted on his onlyfans commenting that James should do inappropriate stuff with him that included a photo of him nude (as he usually does lmao) it makes no sense why he did it but Nikocado avacado is a mess and does weird things tbh
The only opinion: James is the best Eboy
SOUND THE STOLEN COMMENT ALERT!
@@dastick9767 narc
@@dastick9767 what?
aBee's Knees look at top comment
@@dastick9767 its abt him being tri lingual
Your videos make me so happy that I don’t self harm
James hast the worst Eboys micdonildd hairline
when james is angry he sounds like hes reading an enid blyton book
James Marriott stalking Nikocado Avacado for 10 minutes and 21 seconds
Is no one gonna talk bout James wearing an Obamaland hoodie?
It’s kinda adorable tho 🥺
The “ here piggy piggy” make me cackle really loud. Just a singular cable followed by mini wheezes!!!😭😂♥️ 🐷
nikocado scares me so much he's like a screaming, bratty toddler but bigger 😭
Eboys tier:
James
Memeulous
Will Lenney
ImAllexx
^this is also my list
^^
FR
1. George
2. Will
3. James
4. Alex
Mine is:
Alex
James
Will and George
Has anyone seen James's miccdonaldde hair line it is, it is almost as clapped as a biig mack from KFSEE.