I love imagining Amy just doing her normal routine around the house, whatever that is, and she just lifts her head as you scream bloody murder before shrugging and returning to her activities 😂😂
Markiplier: “I decided that I’m not jumping into the catacomb.” Game: “Takes him the other way which leads into a dead end.” Markiplier: “I decided that I am going to jump into the catacomb.”
For real. That last game reminded me of a movie called Dark Skies about a family being stalked by the Greys. It's a pretty good flick with some seriously creepy imagery and great tension during the climax. Def recommend 👌
@@Liam-rn1qb Never seen that one but there's a found footage alien movie I remember being absolutely terrified by as a kid called The McPherson Tape. I legit thought it was real at the time lol cause it was made to look like a home movie.
There's a movie called Signs which has a very similar vibe to this game. It's gotten mixed reviews for its plot but it's definitely scary if nothing else!
If you've seen distractible I think everyone did lol, if he wasn't going to play it I was going to go find that clip myself no matter how hard it took.
Mark’s accomplishments: 1. Doing very well on RUclips 2. Having a mostly loving fan base 3. Starting a 1 year cult 4. Getting popular for video games 5. Screaming 6. "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" (lol it was actually '83 RIP Evan Afton) 7. E 8. ADWM, AHWM, ISWM, WKM, etc. 9. Charity 10. MEOW, WOOF, MOO 11. "I'm not a masochist" 12. 3 scary games 13. Wilford warfstache, darkiplier, Ed Edgar, Damien, Eric Derekson, DEREK Derekson, Yandereplier, Silver Shepard, Santaiplier, Annus, THE JIMS, HeeHoo, etc. 14. "It's usually not too bad on the first night..." 15. 'oH tHaT's So CoOoOoL" 16. "Herb lore? HERB LORE" 17. THE LOREEEEEEE 18. KING OF FNAF 19. Pretzels. "Oh, I'll just have another..." 20. Having crappy intestines 21. Being THE MOST inspirational youtuber on the platform 22. Tiny Box Tim * salute * 23. "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS" 24. "Oh yeah, this is big brain time" 25. SPace is so cool, and (of course) "SPACE WAS SOOO COOOOOOL, SO COOOOOOOOOOOL BUT IT WONT EVEN LIVE IN A MEMORY" *tears* 26. Press b to blow 27. Distractible, GMFST, The Edge Of Sleep 28. "YOU CLOSE, YOU CLOSE?" 29. "When I turned around..." 30. "when i was a kid, I didn't have much money..." 31. The LORE
I love how he smiles at his own "I turned around..." so heartwarming and a nice call back to those of us that have been the hardest of Distractible listeners!
10 years later Mark is still playing horror games, and 10 years later I'm still loving the series. Congratulations on the 90th episode of 3 scary games mark
Mark: butthole is the best way of travel Me: says the man who ends up in the hospital because he can't poop and leaves the entire world on edge waiting for him to make a bowel movement
@Nathaniel Shrock Sorry misspelled. The Borderlands, it's a supernatural horror found footage film. There's similarities in that game to it. If you like that genre it's a bit slow paced but worth a watch.
9:35 Absolute props to the developer of this game. I have never been scared shitless like that in 90 episodes of 3 Scary Games. The idea of being in a cramped tunnel only able to move slowly. Terrifying.
They Are Here is such a short but well-crafted experience! Can't wait to see the full game when it comes out. *SPOILERS* I'm sad that Mark missed the scare in the doorway at 27:11 because he was looking down at the phone. He heard it, and his reaction was entertaining, but everyone else I've seen play this saw it and got got by that scare so well! It really puts the fear into you bc it's the first time you see an alien in the game that's not just a photo.
@@peterdaviesracing Can't be years ago if the demo was released only a year ago, June 8 of 2021. At least on Steam it goes only as far as that date, nothing else beyond that can be found.
@@BIOSHOCKFOXX It might just feel like ages ago, I am sure I saw someone play it but forgot who. Could be one out of John Wolfe or 8Bit-Ryan for example, but hard to tell if it was part of a scary games video.
Eh, the Lunky arc was the craziest they've gotten, there was full animations and lore with that. The ones since that concluded are cool but a definite step down
Mark: “Iron Maiden?” Random voice in the catacombs: “YOU’ll TAKE MY LIFE BUT I’LL TAKE YOURS TOO Lixuim: “YOU’LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I’LL RUN YOU THROUGH
“I turned around -“ is one of my favorite bits and I quote it far too often in that exact accent. I love how Bob and Wade cheer it on every time it’s used in Distractible.
JUMPSCARE LIST: 0:22 Intro jumpscare 3:37 some kind of exhale noise 5:26 monster starts chasing 7:20 spooky noise 9:36 jumpscare from behind 12:08 wolf noise 12:49 mark yells at body parts 13:35 statues spawn followed by loud car noise 21:29 edited alien jumpscare 23:05 ufo noises 23:16 lights pop 23:54 alien noises 26:37 TV static 28:00 👽 29:00 lock your doors Okay done. I excluded some minor things because I didn't really know how scary they were. If you think I should change or add something just comment it below.
When Mark said "Look at the tootsies!" I got immediate flashbacks to Mark saying that your succulent tootsies are not safe from him in a threatening manner. 💙💙💙
I love how obsessed mark is with his "bomb markiplier" voice, even though he got no chuckles whatsoever when he tried it the first time on the set. I love it.
9:35 OML MY SOUL ACTUALLY LEFT MY BODY I SCREAMED SO LOUD UHH- That’s the first time I’ve ever shouted out of complete terror from most of Mark’s scary games My dad was next to me and he looked so concerned hahaha
I like your pfp and name. Also, if I were there to hear you scream like that, I probably would've laughed before asking if you were okay. That jumpscare just made me lean back away from my tablet as soon as I heard the stomping in preparation, and then I look at Mark to give him a concerned look lol I usually only react because of Mark's reactions, but I've yet to scream or jump because of a jumpscare
Mark is one of the only people I find entertaining when they play horror games, and I’ve been watching him since before his fnaf days. I’m so glad Ive been apart of his journey, and I love his videos so much, honestly. Thanks for raising us, Mark 🤍
I've been here since damn near the very beginning (barring his first account) and it's been great watching his videos for comfort etc while I grew up ;;
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14:55 Observed at the same time each night, for *five nights* I started laughing even before Mark gave that "Here we go again.." look to the camera lmao
Game: "please go into this scary tomb all alone to save us from the evil" Player: "umm...oook...you didnt give me a weapon though." Game: in the hole you go Player: _dies_ ".....im shocked"
Makes me wonder if they really were trying to kill the monster, or if the player is an unwitting sacrifice to keep the monster fed :O That's some good lore...
Man, I just love how unafraid and courageous mark is when it comes to scary games lol rn I have the entire amnesia collection, soma, darkwood, little nightmares (beat little nightmares) but I still have not completed amnesia a dark descent because my anxiety goes through the roof sometimes lmao. I've made it past the water monster and am now at the baby centipede fountain trying to find that last rod lol.GIVE ME YOUR COURAGE MARK I NEED IT LOL
Amnesia: The Dark Descent is the creepiest one of the entire series. It has the BEST atmosphere for psychological horror and the most repeatability, imo. The sounds just get to me every time but I also love it every time too lol Have fun! Also, if your computer can handle it, the Amnesia modding community has so many great ones to choose from. Mark has done so many that it's impossible not to find at least one you'll enjoy.
In "They Are Here" game, I actually really like how they made the sky lights and the alien ship look really close to what a lot of UFO reports have witnessed irl and it makes the game even more terrifying. I've never seen a UFO myself but I do believe some of the stories I've heard that are almost identical to other complete strangers witnesses which makes the stories more believable. Knowing that there's most likely other intelligent life out there and that the possibility that they could've found us and want to do experiments on us, is not only terrifying to think about but also terrifying to know it's not impossible.
Oh man watching Mark trying to pronounce Bannack was something else 😂 (for those curious, it’s pronounced ban-eck. It’s a very well preserved and maintained ghost town.)
Highlights/Things that I think are funny: 0:21 Iconic starting jumpscare™ 0:27 The Crypt Terror start! 0:41 Mark gets a new accent 1:32 "Later, nerds!" 3:07 "OOAH THATS NOT FROM THE GAME" 4:00 *blinks* 4:11 Never fear, Lixian is here! 5:20 *HI* (loud noise warning!) 5:43 vanquith + blud! 8:08 found the butthole! 9:05 "Okay, I'm in the butthole now..." 9:34 LOUD NOISE WARNING! + The Crypt Terror end! 9:53 Unhinged start! 10:05 its pronounced "banana" 10:40 Lixian is still here! 12:06 *AAAAAWOOOOOOOUHHHH* 12:26 Mostly Mark screaming at organs 13:34 "AH OH HEY HEAH HOOO" 14:12 Unhinged end! 14:26 They Are Here start! 14:59 ... 17:24 and the alien 18:21 you guys notice how aliens look the same in fiction? what if they don't look like that? 18:29 LIXIAN 18:55 some kid's diary 19:17 20:10 can someone explain this picture 21:16 diss-O-pore-port-shiun-et 21:49 22:40 "oooohhhh nnnnoooooooooo" 25:03 ABDUCTION 26:45 raise your hand 29:09 They Are Here end!
yeah, even though I sort of saw it coming (I say sort of, because some games do subvert expectations, after all~), it was legit scary, Well animated and the thing was very scary looking IMO, a good simple but still scary design....
Gotta admit, it has been a while since I saw a truly terrifying alien abduction. Scary aliens nowadays are only ever presented as xenomorph type monsters.
Considering that this is episode 90, that would mean Mark has played 270 horror games. I don't know how I could ever go to sleep, so you have my respect
I sometimes feel like im the only one who just..doesnt care about them i dunno. Theyre not spooky to me. Its just the classic "HAH SPOOKY IMAGE LOUD SOUND" nonsense imo+
Door opens behind Mark irl: Huh. Well that's weird. Oh well, closing it again now. Door opens behind Mark in game: Nope. Nuh uh. Not going near that, that's a trap.
My favorite thing about Mark is that his reaction to hearing and ominous noise is to rapidly start exclaiming why as if the monster will start having a philosophical crisis and too question everything with him.
@@TheMemeBull depending on apartment really. apartments are as good as regular houses in my opinion (unless u have a big ass yard and 3 story house with a sauna)
The interjections of Mark being startled by the body parts and eventually unmanned propane tank around the shed through his regular dialogue is top tier comedy honestly
I really love Mark's "I turned around" intro. It's a goofy sort of parody of supernatural documentary series intros, of course, but it also has quite a legitimately creepy and mysterious atmosphere. Whenever I hear it on Distractible, I get unbelievably excited for the next story or segment. I also love how Bob and Wade can no longer get through it without breaking/corpsing, because "I turned around" is too dang funny. And hearing it within a 3 Scary Games where he's playing a game about _alien abductions?_ Perfection. Love it.
16:33 "Good corn!" Hey congrats on the corn. This is the best corn I've ever seen!" *weird noise from the fields "uh farmer your corn's got some problems"
Absolutely LOVE the Alien/Flying Saucer game. It's checks off all the cliches and masterfully puts them in one horrifying experience that encapsulates so much of the "lore" and myth that's been built up over the ET phenomenon. Also loved how creepy and atmospheric both it and the first game was. Absolutely incredible and was super great that Mark took us along with him as always.
The alien from the intro: "This won't hurt" Mark, probably: "Well.... you can experiment if you want.... Just to see how much my body can handle, ya know! I'M NOT A MASOCHIST"
that first game surprised me, i didn’t expect such a well done jumpscare! i actually ended up screaming aloud, which i NEVER do! props to the creators of that one!
Hey Mark! I doubt you’ll ever see/read this, but I still wanted to type it up. I found your channel when I was 9, I was on my old computer trying to distract myself from my parents fighting downstairs, and I found one of your (now “old”) octodad videos, and I instantly loved your channel. Mark, your channel has helped me through so much, I’m 15 now and I’m doing so much better than I was when I first found your channel, I’ll never stop watching your videos and supporting you! Thank you for an amazing 6 years of watching your channel grow, it’s amazing to see that you still play horror games, I remember sitting up at night when I was 9 and binging your SCP videos. :)
I love imagining Amy just doing her normal routine around the house, whatever that is, and she just lifts her head as you scream bloody murder before shrugging and returning to her activities 😂😂
Lol I didn’t think of it like that
Amy: *going about her day*
Mark: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amy: ...yeah that tracks.
On the other hand if anything ever actually happens to him and he screams, she'd just ignore it like usual 😂 Rip
i think of this all the time lol
@@kalysian i mean, i assume hed be like "AMY HELP" and then she wouldnt ignore it. but yeah.. lmfao
Mark's conversations with Lixian still give me joy after all this time. Lixian is the best
fr fr tho! amazing editor
top tier editor
you know when i first saw lixian i thought to myself that if mark was filipino he'd be the spitting image of lixian
@@felixtjoanda3841 Lixian is Portuguese not Filipino
@@Smagnax ah yeah, i meant that
Fun fact: It would take you 2 days, 1 hour, 56 minutes and 9 seconds to watch all 90 of the 3 scary games videos up to this point
How long if i did normal human activities such as cooking eating peeing, etc
@@karenherself108 Longer
@@karenherself108 same amount of time if you do those things while watching videos.. minus the sleeping part.. sleeping is unacceptable
Can you update this
do you know this from experience?
“The same behavior was observed each night for 5 nights”
Mark: *aggressive eye roll*
624 likes and no reply? lemme just fix that..
“The animatronics here do get a bit ✨qUiRkY✨ at night”
Markiplier: “I decided that I’m not jumping into the catacomb.”
Game: “Takes him the other way which leads into a dead end.”
Markiplier: “I decided that I am going to jump into the catacomb.”
It's a good comment, but the bots are awful.
Read my name.
@@multisplace3783 fr
The fact that half of this comment section is just bots is sad
Thank you for the spoiler. What does your comment bring us ? Mark already made the joke.
Watching this while eating dinner and almost choked on my rice when that dude from the bloodied door came to chase Mark. Very fun
I've done that a few times lmao 🤣
Dude its morning for me
just happened to me but instead i threw my lunch
this comments section has been raided by bots
The bots are back
Mark: "Have you ever wanted to get abducted by aliens?"
Me: "Yes."
Mark: "No."
Me: "No..."
Only if they keep me. I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Ooooo you watched south park didn’t you
sure yea that sounds fun even though i might as well just start the Covenant War
@@berserkskeleton762 halo reference?
😂
*abducted* sorry
I genuinely forgot how terrifying classic aliens can be...
For real. That last game reminded me of a movie called Dark Skies about a family being stalked by the Greys. It's a pretty good flick with some seriously creepy imagery and great tension during the climax. Def recommend 👌
Ikr
Most abduction stories involve traumatic experimentation and memory loss.
My grandfather had an incident in the 1950s. I believe him.
@@Liam-rn1qb Never seen that one but there's a found footage alien movie I remember being absolutely terrified by as a kid called The McPherson Tape. I legit thought it was real at the time lol cause it was made to look like a home movie.
There's a movie called Signs which has a very similar vibe to this game. It's gotten mixed reviews for its plot but it's definitely scary if nothing else!
Lol when Mark read the “I turned around” I immediately thought of the Distractible bit was pleased to hear it again here! XD
I DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS! 🤣🤣
@@chancetyler2764 but then I…TURNED AROUND
Love that show
@Kavetion Good for you buddy.
If you've seen distractible I think everyone did lol, if he wasn't going to play it I was going to go find that clip myself no matter how hard it took.
Head canon for the first game: They’re sending people into the catacombs to “Feed the Minotaur” so to speak
That would explain why they keep sending people down individually
And the higher ups trick people into thinking they send someone down to get rid of it
That is just Greek mythology with the Labyrinth
@Kavetion lies
@@justdannyp7 Don't feed the trolls, it makes it harder to remove them. Delete your comment.
9:36 I rarely ever get scared, but that genuinely scared me, that game gets an 11/10
i dropped my phone
scared the fucking soul out of me. surround sound headphones on a very large monitor.... i screamed louder than he did. -_-
I used to be a big baby but I rarely get phased by jump scares now. That one both made me jump and scared me.
But it’s so obvious that it’s coming, I was expecting it because your about to escape and almost all short horror games end with you dieing
So yeah pretty obvious there for it did not scare me
Mark’s accomplishments:
1. Doing very well on RUclips
2. Having a mostly loving fan base
3. Starting a 1 year cult
4. Getting popular for video games
5. Screaming
6. "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" (lol it was actually '83 RIP Evan Afton)
7. E
8. ADWM, AHWM, ISWM, WKM, etc.
9. Charity
10. MEOW, WOOF, MOO
11. "I'm not a masochist"
12. 3 scary games
13. Wilford warfstache, darkiplier, Ed Edgar, Damien, Eric Derekson, DEREK Derekson, Yandereplier, Silver Shepard, Santaiplier, Annus, THE JIMS, HeeHoo, etc.
14. "It's usually not too bad on the first night..."
15. 'oH tHaT's So CoOoOoL"
16. "Herb lore? HERB LORE"
17. THE LOREEEEEEE
18. KING OF FNAF
19. Pretzels. "Oh, I'll just have another..."
20. Having crappy intestines
21. Being THE MOST inspirational youtuber on the platform
22. Tiny Box Tim * salute *
23. "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS"
24. "Oh yeah, this is big brain time"
25. SPace is so cool, and (of course) "SPACE WAS SOOO COOOOOOL, SO COOOOOOOOOOOL BUT IT WONT EVEN LIVE IN A MEMORY" *tears*
26. Press b to blow
27. Distractible, GMFST, The Edge Of Sleep
28. "YOU CLOSE, YOU CLOSE?"
29. "When I turned around..."
30. "when i was a kid, I didn't have much money..."
31. The LORE
6. "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"
Bot
8. A date with markiplier
9. Charity
10. *Weird noise makes its noise* mark " HEY shut up"
I love how he smiles at his own "I turned around..." so heartwarming and a nice call back to those of us that have been the hardest of Distractible listeners!
It’s crazy that we’re getting close to 100 episodes. Mark is actually the best! :)
i think there will be some kind of surprise for 100. he kind of teased it in the last episode
Read my name…
Always has been💀👨🚀
10 years later Mark is still playing horror games, and 10 years later I'm still loving the series. Congratulations on the 90th episode of 3 scary games mark
Y’all just copy and pasting each other’s comments?
@@HughWoo Y’all just copy and pasting each other’s comments?
@@thegodhand9572 Y'all just copy and pasting each other's comments?
Y’all just copy and pasting each other’s comments?
@@pizzalover431 Y’all just copy and pasting each other’s comments?
Mark: butthole is the best way of travel
Me: says the man who ends up in the hospital because he can't poop and leaves the entire world on edge waiting for him to make a bowel movement
One of the few RUclipsrs I've seen able to make a bowel movement joke and had made nary a dozen.
this is the winning comment.
You don't *have* to specify that you're the one who had that thought.
@@6A5T08WDIa are you mad because you’re unoriginal or something? 💀
Na watch the signs
When given the option to choose the giant glory hole at the bottom of a haunted crypt, you gotta take it. What's the worst that could happen.
Have you ever seen the supernatural horror Boarderlands?
Bunghole
@Nathaniel Shrock Sorry misspelled. The Borderlands, it's a supernatural horror found footage film. There's similarities in that game to it. If you like that genre it's a bit slow paced but worth a watch.
Gonorrhea
9:35 Absolute props to the developer of this game. I have never been scared shitless like that in 90 episodes of 3 Scary Games. The idea of being in a cramped tunnel only able to move slowly. Terrifying.
Same
@Kavetion no
@Kavetion The only thing that you’re better than _was_ a trash can. Now you’re only better than a venomous flying ant.
@Kavetion no
@Kavetion no
They Are Here is such a short but well-crafted experience! Can't wait to see the full game when it comes out. *SPOILERS* I'm sad that Mark missed the scare in the doorway at 27:11 because he was looking down at the phone. He heard it, and his reaction was entertaining, but everyone else I've seen play this saw it and got got by that scare so well! It really puts the fear into you bc it's the first time you see an alien in the game that's not just a photo.
I was waiting for this because I saw it in Sean’s video. So creepy.
that's the deal with free mouvement x') your script should on point or miss it
I feel like I've seen someone play the demo years ago. I am a bit doubtful it will become a full game now...
@@peterdaviesracing Can't be years ago if the demo was released only a year ago, June 8 of 2021. At least on Steam it goes only as far as that date, nothing else beyond that can be found.
@@BIOSHOCKFOXX It might just feel like ages ago, I am sure I saw someone play it but forgot who.
Could be one out of John Wolfe or 8Bit-Ryan for example, but hard to tell if it was part of a scary games video.
“All your alien technology and you don’t even have cloths” mark is spitting truths 😂.
13:35 I love how he was jokingly scared then got horrified.
Read my name🏆
@Kavetion who asked
OMG, The Bots.
@@2012petvet i know right?
@@abdalnablse10 They Love To Spam Markiplier's Videos In Particular For Some Reason.
I love how the “when I turned around” joke became a thing because of Wade
I turned around and I turned around
"I turned around, and there behind me...was something behind me" 😂
@Kavetion I’m crying and shaking rn
@@prabhav1788 cryin n shakin rn
Turn around, look at what you seeeeeeeeee
Alienplier: "This won't hurt. I promise."
Me: "Is that a Markiplier promise?"
Mark’s inner masochist: “But i want it to hurt”
welp we ar fuuked
Lmao Alienplier. Now that's an idea for Mark's new persona
Random whispers coming from the game
Mark: “HEY ShUt uP!!!”
Mark: "well I'm heading all the wrong ways BECAUSE I want this experience to last as long as possible." = every time i get lost in horror games 😂
@Kavetion stop ruining the comments and no your not
@Kavetion ok
mark: “long, thin arms”
my brain: *UNUSUALLY LONG LIMBS, UNUSUALLY LONG LIMBS!!*
is this Mandela catalogs or something else?
*nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk*
@@niftyfromhazbinhotel358 yeah, that's one of the Mandela Catalogue signs for spotting an imposter
*nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk*
@@niftyfromhazbinhotel358 Specifically Maple County, a game inspired by Mandela Catalogue that Mark played a while back
18:31 I love how Lixian's holding the violin like it's a mini handheld cello 😂😂😂
Its like the more scary games he plays the more insane his intros are
1 night at fluMpty
Eh, the Lunky arc was the craziest they've gotten, there was full animations and lore with that. The ones since that concluded are cool but a definite step down
@@pipedream2556 L
Masochist Mark: "Well a bad feeling about things has never stopped me before so - Ugh! This is really wonderful!!"
Read my name!
sorry your entire reply section is filled with bots
Sean playing 'They Are Here': No hesitation at saying 5 nights at Freddie's
Mark playing 'They Are Here': Trys DESPERATELY not to say it
@Kavetion sure you are.
tries* 🖤
I played this game and I never even thought about FNAF I don't get it
@Kavetion Your ego certainly dwarfs his.
@@embadly you're'ue
Mark: “Iron Maiden?”
Random voice in the catacombs: “YOU’ll TAKE MY LIFE BUT I’LL TAKE YOURS TOO
Lixuim: “YOU’LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I’LL RUN YOU THROUGH
This is definitely one of the ways to misspell Lixian
As mark is starting to get lowered down at first my brain is just
“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING”
@Kavetion no
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SHIP OF THESEUS?
Haha me too
OMG SAME XD
me: *trying to peacefully listen to mark read the letters* also me: *gets jumpscared by Lixian's editing*
Goddamn these bots be stepping up their game
lixian is scarier than these games FR
The fact that he’s so proud of “I turned around” is so wholesome
and he turned around, and did a distractible promo
“I turned around -“ is one of my favorite bits and I quote it far too often in that exact accent. I love how Bob and Wade cheer it on every time it’s used in Distractible.
Mark: Hears a noise
"I don't believe in ghosts! But.... then I turned around...."
You could almost say that he was distracted 😉
@@chancetyler2764 ha...ha...
@@chancetyler2764 and I thought my jokes were bad
which episode was this again? i forget
@@mariellenpellegrino I think it was "The Atrocities of Summer" but he might have delivered this line before too
JUMPSCARE LIST:
0:22 Intro jumpscare
3:37 some kind of exhale noise
5:26 monster starts chasing
7:20 spooky noise
9:36 jumpscare from behind
12:08 wolf noise
12:49 mark yells at body parts
13:35 statues spawn followed by loud car noise
21:29 edited alien jumpscare
23:05 ufo noises
23:16 lights pop
23:54 alien noises
26:37 TV static
28:00 👽
29:00 lock your doors
Okay done. I excluded some minor things because I didn't really know how scary they were. If you think I should change or add something just comment it below.
You were real good, son. Real good. Maybe even the best.
nice
Respect 😔✊
Thank you for your list
inspiring me to do the same next video 🤝
When Mark said "Look at the tootsies!" I got immediate flashbacks to Mark saying that your succulent tootsies are not safe from him in a threatening manner. 💙💙💙
They're not safe from Mark or... THE FLYING URAYULI ! At the coming of the darkness and the awaiting of the dawn!
@@omegamysterio3701 oof now that's a nice throwback
I immediately thought of southernplier
@Kavetion i disagree
@@caslaje2 i also
Mark: "Don't make me hide in the closet, I will do that"
That's probably the best and most realistic threaten I've ever heard
I love how obsessed mark is with his "bomb markiplier" voice, even though he got no chuckles whatsoever when he tried it the first time on the set. I love it.
@Kavetion no
“It’s amazing how many times in horror games I find myself in a butthole.” Preach it, Mark
Omg haha
I legit choked on my coffee because his “I found the butthole!” was so triumphant
I now have minor whiplash. Sadly not from Metallica. Haa.
I love the Vietnam flashbacks triggered each time someone says "Five nights"
fnaf will forever haunt poor mark
9:35 OML MY SOUL ACTUALLY LEFT MY BODY I SCREAMED SO LOUD UHH-
That’s the first time I’ve ever shouted out of complete terror from most of Mark’s scary games
My dad was next to me and he looked so concerned hahaha
The second time I've ever fumbled my phone watching one of these 😂
I like your pfp and name. Also, if I were there to hear you scream like that, I probably would've laughed before asking if you were okay. That jumpscare just made me lean back away from my tablet as soon as I heard the stomping in preparation, and then I look at Mark to give him a concerned look lol
I usually only react because of Mark's reactions, but I've yet to scream or jump because of a jumpscare
I love lixian and mark’s interactions🤣
same
@@MbitaChizi you really have nothing to do you just keep replying don’t you fourth time seeing you get some help
Read my name.
@@subzero8078 it’s a bot, probably coded to say that on comments
@Unfaithful Evil who r u?
19:15 The line, “When I turned around, my whole farm was gone,” always gave me alien vibes anyway
Mark is one of the only people I find entertaining when they play horror games, and I’ve been watching him since before his fnaf days. I’m so glad Ive been apart of his journey, and I love his videos so much, honestly. Thanks for raising us, Mark 🤍
@Kavetion you do realize you will never succeed right? your channel isn't monetized
I've been here since damn near the very beginning (barring his first account) and it's been great watching his videos for comfort etc while I grew up ;;
@@3dirt516 they're a bot, they dont read your comments, and your replies help them in the algorithm, this is why people tell you not to click on them or reply at all.
They don't respond to you, they never will, they are bots, and you replying to them boosts them through the algorithm, if you truly dont want the bots to thrive, then dint click, dont reply, just report them and go on with your day
@@nothingboie7329 🤦 you don't know if it's a bot or not. a lot of the time it's a person and I can tell by the way they word it
@@3dirt516 by the way they word it? A human writes the message, the bot just replies to the comments with that message...
14:55 Observed at the same time each night, for *five nights*
I started laughing even before Mark gave that "Here we go again.." look to the camera lmao
Mark: “Stephanie who? Stephenie Meyer the author of twilight”
Me an intellectual: sparkly aliens?
ME A GUY : WHY DOSE HE KNOW THAT , AND YES ,SPARKLER ALIENS ?
The ending of Crypt Terror actually made me close my eyes, I don't usually respect jumpscares but that one was earned
Jumpscares are like fart jokes: they don't always work, but when they do, you remember it.
"That's what I get for going into someone's bedroom"
A quote I thought I'd never hear
Sad your only 2 replies are bots lol
Game: "please go into this scary tomb all alone to save us from the evil"
Player: "umm...oook...you didnt give me a weapon though."
Game: in the hole you go
Player: _dies_ ".....im shocked"
Makes me wonder if they really were trying to kill the monster, or if the player is an unwitting sacrifice to keep the monster fed :O That's some good lore...
Man, I just love how unafraid and courageous mark is when it comes to scary games lol rn I have the entire amnesia collection, soma, darkwood, little nightmares (beat little nightmares) but I still have not completed amnesia a dark descent because my anxiety goes through the roof sometimes lmao. I've made it past the water monster and am now at the baby centipede fountain trying to find that last rod lol.GIVE ME YOUR COURAGE MARK I NEED IT LOL
YOU GOT THIS
Amnesia: The Dark Descent is the creepiest one of the entire series. It has the BEST atmosphere for psychological horror and the most repeatability, imo. The sounds just get to me every time but I also love it every time too lol Have fun!
Also, if your computer can handle it, the Amnesia modding community has so many great ones to choose from. Mark has done so many that it's impossible not to find at least one you'll enjoy.
I love Mark’s struggle at 15:03 to not say “at Freddie’s” after reading the words 5 nights.
I find it funny how Mark only has to read "5 nights" to suddenly go through a full system shutdown
PTSD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I also experienced that shutdown😂
Istg I read this at the same time it happened, that always happens
In "They Are Here" game, I actually really like how they made the sky lights and the alien ship look really close to what a lot of UFO reports have witnessed irl and it makes the game even more terrifying. I've never seen a UFO myself but I do believe some of the stories I've heard that are almost identical to other complete strangers witnesses which makes the stories more believable. Knowing that there's most likely other intelligent life out there and that the possibility that they could've found us and want to do experiments on us, is not only terrifying to think about but also terrifying to know it's not impossible.
Oh man watching Mark trying to pronounce Bannack was something else 😂 (for those curious, it’s pronounced ban-eck. It’s a very well preserved and maintained ghost town.)
Yeah I've been there multiple times since my family just lives a few hours away from it. It's cool.
I've been there as well! I live in Montana myself so it doesn't take that long to go to it
@@Kenzie_l0v3s-you hey! a fellow Montanan :D
@@Donika691 Mhm! :D
Highlights/Things that I think are funny:
0:21 Iconic starting jumpscare™
0:27 The Crypt Terror start!
0:41 Mark gets a new accent
1:32 "Later, nerds!"
3:07 "OOAH THATS NOT FROM THE GAME"
4:00 *blinks*
4:11 Never fear, Lixian is here!
5:20 *HI* (loud noise warning!)
5:43 vanquith + blud!
8:08 found the butthole!
9:05 "Okay, I'm in the butthole now..."
9:34 LOUD NOISE WARNING! + The Crypt Terror end!
9:53 Unhinged start!
10:05 its pronounced "banana"
10:40 Lixian is still here!
12:06 *AAAAAWOOOOOOOUHHHH*
12:26 Mostly Mark screaming at organs
13:34 "AH OH HEY HEAH HOOO"
14:12 Unhinged end!
14:26 They Are Here start!
14:59 ...
17:24 and the alien
18:21 you guys notice how aliens look the same in fiction? what if they don't look like that?
18:29 LIXIAN
18:55 some kid's diary
19:17
20:10 can someone explain this picture
21:16 diss-O-pore-port-shiun-et
21:49
22:40 "oooohhhh nnnnoooooooooo"
25:03 ABDUCTION
26:45 raise your hand
29:09 They Are Here end!
Thank you!! 😄
Nobody cares
✌️
@@spacequack5470 okay??
I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH♡
Monster: *chasing mark*
Mark: *backs up and shuts door*
Monster: understandable, have a nice day
thoroughly laughed at that one
Monster : you trying to leave? No more nice day
@@cloudysaturnn you heard the man
That thing at the end of Crypt Terror literally scared the living shit out of me
yeah, even though I sort of saw it coming (I say sort of, because some games do subvert expectations, after all~), it was legit scary, Well animated and the thing was very scary looking IMO, a good simple but still scary design....
I HAVE HEARD “I TURNED AROUND” tooooo many times in my life but i will never get sick of it
mark: "they're already hovering over your house, dont look up..."
me, living in the first floor of an apartment complex: 👁👄👁
me who lives in the last one and can see the sky from part of the ceiling: 💀
Do you think your parents are proud of you?
Hey at 17:35 isn’t that the whale from “What Remains of Edith Finch”?
I look forward to a full game of "They Are Here", that was incredible
Gotta admit, it has been a while since I saw a truly terrifying alien abduction.
Scary aliens nowadays are only ever presented as xenomorph type monsters.
I think The Grays are terrifying to us because of uncanny valley, they *look* human but they're *not*
Markiplier: "Have you ever wanted to be abducted by aliens?"
Me: "Uh...Yeah. Actually I have."
@Kavetion k bozo
Mark has too. I mean, think about the probing. All that RESPECTABLE POWER
wait what
Same lol
Nice knk
Jumpscares:
Crypt:
intro- 0:94
Bloody door- 5:25
Tunnel- 9:33
Unhinged:
Arms- 13:36
car alarm- 13:40
Werewolf- 14:10
They are here:
Lights + ringing- 23:05
Alien in the field- 27:58
Alien opens car- 29:00
Nice 👍
29:00
Pepto bismol dipping sauce
@@shinobiskill3791 thanks, I messed up on the last one
I LOVE YOU
I love how Mark has to constantly remind himself he's in a catacomb
Monster: makes a noise
Mark: “HEY SHUT UP!”
That’s how I am going to deal with my problems now🤣
Considering that this is episode 90, that would mean Mark has played 270 horror games. I don't know how I could ever go to sleep, so you have my respect
more because i think he did 5 scary games at one point and on several of the 3 scary games he actually played more than 3
@@Necrowolf81 But that also has to be adjusted for the few times Mark replayed a game because he forgot about it.
And i bet thats not considering the eps where he played more than 3, on account of them being shorter. Crazy amounts of horror fs.
I feel like Mark would be great voicing for mystery thriller audiobooks lmfaooo. As well as comedy of course
Check out the edge of sleep
@@cakenuclearbomb8517 Thanks!
When Lixian makes scarier intros than some of the games are
@Unfaithful Evil who asked?
@@arthurmorgan8638 it's a bot. Ignore them and report them for harrassment.
I sometimes feel like im the only one who just..doesnt care about them i dunno. Theyre not spooky to me. Its just the classic "HAH SPOOKY IMAGE LOUD SOUND" nonsense imo+
@@bostolm5513 Ik same but the games sometimes I am like ok so scary. They aren't scary so Lixian edits are scarier lol
Lixian deserves more credit for this editing. Like, honestly. Homeboy just keeps getting better and better at this shit.
Mark hears noise irl: " heh whatever"
Mark hears noise in game: "what the hell was that, that's not good"
Door opens behind Mark irl: Huh. Well that's weird. Oh well, closing it again now.
Door opens behind Mark in game: Nope. Nuh uh. Not going near that, that's a trap.
It is a good instict to have in horror games
I would love to see Markimoo, Wade, and Bob playing that back rooms multiplayer game Baz played. Their friendship is surely to be tested.
Lmao yeah
That or have them play the SCP Containment Breach multiplayer edition, that'd be equally entertaining and trying
@Kavetion literally nobody asked, find a car exhaust to huff.
At this point there's been so much improvement on his intros that I feel like one day we'll just get a full length horror movie
can’t wait for it
@@𱁬 what makes you think i wanna break the curse?🤨
No one is better then markiplier
@@biasmochi6958 facts
Ok
My favorite thing about Mark is that his reaction to hearing and ominous noise is to rapidly start exclaiming why as if the monster will start having a philosophical crisis and too question everything with him.
At 6:00, mark had the perfect opportunity to say, “Oh! A Bloodbath” and he blew it.
Pain.
“They’re already over your house”
Me sitting outside, looks up
“Don’t look up”
A little late there Mark…
Then you were then seen again
I'm not at home so tbh i can't tell if they are there or if they are not.
I'm an hour away from home.
Me who lives in an apartment: *laughs in poor*
@@TheMemeBull depending on apartment really. apartments are as good as regular houses in my opinion (unless u have a big ass yard and 3 story house with a sauna)
@@inkplayer7 Well yeah, but the point is there can't really be aliens over "your house" if you don't have a house
I love that after Mark's initial scare, he insults the ayylmao, "Did you punch me?" He's trying his best Mark this is his first abduction!
the ayylmao
Underated comment lmao
Ayylmao
Nothing like watching scary games after midnight
It’s always after midnight 🤓
I’m just going to imagine that in the game “They are here” Mark is just playing as Jim and looking for stuff for his Jim news 😂
im fuknn dead
This is the mindset I will now watch it in.
The interjections of Mark being startled by the body parts and eventually unmanned propane tank around the shed through his regular dialogue is top tier comedy honestly
I really love Mark's "I turned around" intro. It's a goofy sort of parody of supernatural documentary series intros, of course, but it also has quite a legitimately creepy and mysterious atmosphere. Whenever I hear it on Distractible, I get unbelievably excited for the next story or segment. I also love how Bob and Wade can no longer get through it without breaking/corpsing, because "I turned around" is too dang funny. And hearing it within a 3 Scary Games where he's playing a game about _alien abductions?_ Perfection. Love it.
I love the fact the he has it on his sound board ready to fuckin go at any moment
@@whtemare7198 He's gotta be prepared to TuRn ArOuNd.
Lmao I love that I immediately laughed with Mark when he read "then I turned around..."
26:46
Unfortunately I can’t raise my hand, because in fact, I am not still alive.
I just don't have hands, the aliens stole them.
Everyone who Played The crypt Terror: Sherdorne
Markiplier: Sher-DOOR-Nae
That part actually made me giggle. This is why Mark is the best horror game player on YT. XD
16:33 "Good corn!" Hey congrats on the corn. This is the best corn I've ever seen!"
*weird noise from the fields
"uh farmer your corn's got some problems"
Who knew corn could be so relatable?
Absolutely LOVE the Alien/Flying Saucer game. It's checks off all the cliches and masterfully puts them in one horrifying experience that encapsulates so much of the "lore" and myth that's been built up over the ET phenomenon. Also loved how creepy and atmospheric both it and the first game was. Absolutely incredible and was super great that Mark took us along with him as always.
I wanna see Mark and Lixian go on an actual paranormal investigation together.
The alien from the intro: "This won't hurt"
Mark, probably: "Well.... you can experiment if you want.... Just to see how much my body can handle, ya know! I'M NOT A MASOCHIST"
The weirdest part is watching Mark playing horror games gives me great comfort
it is very comforting, it's very... consistent, very simple, it's just having fun doing something he likes and we're here for the ride
Read my name!
that first game surprised me, i didn’t expect such a well done jumpscare! i actually ended up screaming aloud, which i NEVER do! props to the creators of that one!
Can’t get enough of this series.
@RLM nah
يارب إليك بحق إسمك الأعضم أن ترزق صاحب اليد التي ستدعــمنـــي با متابعة ورزق لاينتهي وتوفيق لانهايه 💖🕊️,.
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I love how Mark just panics when some noise played but he doesn’t actually see it cuz of his power of zooming intensely with the camera
No one: normal pronunciation of Sherdorne
Mark: "I need to be italian for this"
🇮🇹Sherdorne🇮🇹
The crypt terror 0:28
Unhinged 9:57
They are here 14:28
at 22:43 it sounds like the song hoist the colors
Haha I thought I'd found this comment
Excactly
I was about to say that xdddd
i cant wait for episode 100, what a journey of spooks and scares. loving this series so much
You will never fail to entertain us Mark, thanks for doing what you do
Hey Mark! I doubt you’ll ever see/read this, but I still wanted to type it up. I found your channel when I was 9, I was on my old computer trying to distract myself from my parents fighting downstairs, and I found one of your (now “old”) octodad videos, and I instantly loved your channel. Mark, your channel has helped me through so much, I’m 15 now and I’m doing so much better than I was when I first found your channel, I’ll never stop watching your videos and supporting you! Thank you for an amazing 6 years of watching your channel grow, it’s amazing to see that you still play horror games, I remember sitting up at night when I was 9 and binging your SCP videos. :)
seeing mark trying so hard not to say "at freddy's" was hilarious 15:00